>tfw only spent 4 hours working at mcdonalds and it's already the worst thing I've ever been through
JUST PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD NOW PLEASE FAMILY
>>27818804
RIP OP
You are in my thoughts
>>27818804
Why the fuck would you work at McDonald's? Honestly.
>walk up to mcdonalds drive through
>"sir you cant order here this is for vehicles only"
>g-give me a mc-f-flurry w-wagecuck
>mfw the wagekek actually does it
>run away as i see him coming back with it
>apply to mcdonalds with fake personas
>gets the job
>dont go to job
>wagies who do work on that day have to work twice as hard
>>27818910
mephistophelian maneuever
>fellow minwageslave (work at a store, not McDonald's)
>have day off
>spend it playing Pokemon like the manchild I am
>phone rings
>ohshititswork.jpg
>don't answer, as it's probably a call in for either the 4-midnight shift or 6-10
>working 8-4 tomorrow, so not going in
This is what I hate most about being a retail cuck. Even if I don't get shit over not answering the phone on my day off, they still expect me to come in.
>>27818901
And the wagecuck gets a free drink
>>27818973
He has to pay for it, obviously.
>>27818804
>only 4 hours
It only gets worse from here. Good luck Anon. Hopefully someone decides to rob your store and shoot you so you can have an honorable death.
>>27818804
Why in fuck hell would you apply to McCuck's? Retail is way better than working fast food bro.
>go to mcdonalds late at night
>go to the female toilets
>take a big watery shit on the floor and spread it around with the mop that was left by a lazy wagecuck
>order some fries
>sit in view of toilets
>wait for a wagecuck to go in and clean them
>watch as they start throwing tantrums
>manager comes along
>tells poor female wagecuck to clean the mess up
>>27818995
The sperg who walks through the drive thru, you mean
Try loading out bricks OP I get paid about 130 GBP a day just to carry stacks of bricks and place them around the walls from the loading bay. I do about 35 hours a week so on average about 18 GBP an hour before taxes
>>27819066
No, the worker.
>>27819079
doesn't sound bad at all
you get /fit/ tbqh
>>27819097
Why? The sperg has to walk past the place where you order and the place where you pay
>>27818910
>have fake credentials and info
>fake bank account
>work there for over a year, build up a good amount of reputation for being a dependable worker
>secretly ask several employees if you can take their friday night shift
>never show up
>ever again
>>27819156
Listen to, you little shit. Either you pay for the drink you poured, or you're fucking fired.
>>27819169
>shout LOOKS LIKE THE WAGIE IS GETTING RAGEY
>pours drink on your head
>rin out the door
>leave state
go to governmentjobs.com and apply to everything that doesn't require a degree. you will get a phone call and likely a job that pays at least slightly above minimum wage and has government benefits. criminal background and history of mental illness or addiction will cause them to insta-pass on you, however. if you're like the majority of this board and you've just never done anything in your life and are thus a blank slate of a person in an official capacity, you will find something.
>>27819305
You forgot the part where preferential hiring is given to blacks, natives, and women.
Ever see a white man at the DMV?
>>27819381
I have yet to see a non-white at the dmv
>>27819398
Jesus fuck mine is packed full of Dre'Shawnas and Mo-'Ni'q'u'es with weaves and fingernails that are more akin to talons.
>>27819427
Maybe you should move away from Detroit?
>>27819381
>>27819398
>>27819427
this is the same guy cultivating a race dialogue to derail this thread so don't listen to him. take my advice. the world doesn't work the way the white teenage boys on this board say it does.
>>27819462
No 'diversity hiring' is an actual real thing. Sorry.
>>27819305
Kek. you better be latinor or black.
>>27819504
you don't have to apologize for being uneducated, it's very expensive. and you don't have to apologize for lacking meaningful life experience, you're very young and didn't have positive role models to guide you during your formative years.
>>27819450
Please, it's the same everywhere.
>>27819537
I'm 40 and have worked in the employment industry for the last 18 years. You're just straight up wrong. It's not a meme, it's real.
>>27818804
This pic just baffles me. Is pepe in the drive through? Then why is it raining inside? It really would make more sense if Pepe was outside and the wagecuck was at the window.
>>27819529
are you going to adhere to the anecdotal sentiments of a young man who posts "Kek"? my little brother likes to say that to his friends on xbox live a lot. he turns 14 this weekend.
>>27819462
Lol
>don't listen to all the reasoning and logic listen to me its all a lie black people never gettin any jobs
Kys senpai or go back to tumblr or reddit
>>27819545
Where im from in california its either mexicans or white trash, hardly any blacks.
>>27819537
If a company has more than 100 employees in the USA, they have to abide by affirmative action rules, which means diversity hires.
Fuck off, retard scum
>>27819586
I think we're supposed to believe Wojak is walking to his job at McDonald's while Pepe watches him from his bedroom window.
>>27819559
you are between the ages of 16-21, you're white, you're male, and you have no formal post-secondary education.
>>27819591
blah blah blah....you were wrong the first time, acted like a twat and got called out.
THE NEXT 60 YEARS
>>27819606
>land of the free
kek
>>27819625
i disagree, i am not wrong.
>>27818804
Jobs like that are awful. I think the best education young people can get in terms of job training is working one of those jobs and understanding how much you don't want to be stuck working one forever.
>>27819169
Not true at all. I used to work at a fast food joint and got free food and drinks all the time and most of the management didn't give a fuck. Just be sneaky.
>>27818995
no they dont have to pay for it, i worked at 2 different mcdonalds and it does not have to be payed for the employees are free to have it if its made.
>>27819617
I agree with this. Why would you think that it is raining inside mcdonalds?
>>27819619
white yes. male yes. but sorry, 40, BA.
>>27818804
It takes about 6 months to get slightly better
but it doesn't really get better
>>27818958
kek. And the next day they don't even mention it, most likely they forgot all about it. Retail is the most cuck form of wagecucking ever
>>27819638
> I used to work at a fast food joint
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> i worked at 2 different mcdonalds
PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT OH MY FUCKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27819169
>>27819638
What the fuck kind of fast food place wouldn't officially allow employees to at least drink the soda anyway? I could see maybe getting particular about the burgers or whatever, but most of that stuff has to have next to no real value whatsoever. There should be at least one perk to working in such a hellhole.
>>27819617
This was my first thought at first, but it doesn't make much sense either. Honestly, Pepe seems to be living in squalor in some shitty neighborhood (no lawn?). Why would the artist depict Pepe's living conditions as such when it's clear he's trying to paint Pepe's lifestyle as superior?
>>27819693
Because the artist had already spent 9,000 hours in Microsoft Paint and, you know, at some point your audience just has to meet you halfway.
>>27819662
I worked through uni my man. It was nice having the cash for video games.
>>27819668
Because the head CEOs hate shrinkage and want to make it disappear, along with full time jobs so they don't have to pay benefits to their employees so they can make more money for the fiscal year. I say fuck those guys and take advantage of them as much as possible and get your free food and drink. It's not hard to do at all.
>>27819504
Living in a place with very few non-whites is a thing, too
>>27819811
Sure. They'll still give hiring precedence to Blacks and Latinos though. If there are none, whitey will get the job by default.
>>27819504
Recruiter here. You are correct. We actually get paid extra by the major banks if we find black and/or Latino programmers. (it's next to impossible)
Fuck you faggot.
McDonalds fucked up my order today.
Next time I'm going Burger King.
I'm frankly surprised. Where I live, the fast food restaurants are manned by a workforce composed 100% of overweight black women.
>>27818804
Thisis what we tried to warn you about.
>>27819079
>before taxes
Mirin dat minimum wage bruh
>>27818958
>mfw this one supervisor at work rings or texts me literally without fail on my designated off days every week trying to get me to cover some normie teen who has fucked off work again
i never reply or call her back kek fuck off and hire reliable staff
