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/Fembot Feels/ Thread
>tfw starting to get tired of talking to the same beta orbiters, but birthday is in a few days, some of them want to make me "happy" ;__;
>tfw on period but horny as fugggg so u finger u're self.
h-happy birthday, c-can i buy you something? i just got paid.
i have 600 to spend
>>27814196
Jesus Christ, Ciara. Why are you so disgusting?
Guy here.
>>27814178
I was genuinely trying to write:
> "why keep them around to get birthday free stuff and wishes if you don't care for it"
But then I realized that you wrote happy in quote-unquote, so... you want them to lick your pussy for birthday or something? Even that is nothing to complain about, gurl.
>tfw no qt husbando bf to cuddle with and whisper stories into each others ears.
>>27814196
But did you cum?
>>27814243
>tfw no bf to pat you on the head and call you a good girl
>tfw you already have a boyfriend, but you also want an online boyfriend
i've literally cried over this.
you fucking aw need to fucking kill youselves i swear
nothing will be good in your life if you keep doing this shit orbiters and stuff
Daily reminder that all fembots are fat, 3/10 at best, and smell like sweat and pee.
>>27814267
where have u been my whole life qt3.14?
be my gf baby pls ;_;
itt: virgins trying to pretend they're girls but fail horribly because they have no idea what real girls are like.
Also known as being so deeply insecure that you need constant validation. This is because deep down you know you are worthless and you are right. No amount of compliments will correct what you already know is the truth.
>>27814267
Why are you still here?
Mate
Why
>>27814178
Fembot feels,
>want to die
>emotional pain
>cant trust or open up to anyone
>hated on this board for gender
>tfw i'll never get to befriend the loser at lunch, pick him up and show him kindness.
>tfw i'll never get to mold him into the perfect bf, tell him to work out, apply to colleges, better himself.
>>27814255
Want to be my good girl :3
>tfw no qt hipster bf who collects vinyls and have road trips with going to shows
>>27814333
>tell him to work out
Fuck you hypergamus slut
I like being scrawny
>>27814320
>hated on this board for gender
That's nothing compared to hate I get as a guy when I mention my left-wing liberal political views
>>27814341
If you want those things you're a normie and you need to leave
>>27814352
Fuck off libfag
>>27814352
You only have yourself to blame though
>tfw no handsome rich arab bf to fly me out to saudi arabia on lavish shopping trips
>tfw not stacy enough to live the good life.
>>27814341
same bruh, my vinyls collection needs some qt's taste
>>27814255
I can be ur senpai, u can be my good gurl :3
>>27814368
>>27814365
Get out faggot normalwhores
>>27814365
hi dopey you ugly fuck
>>27814352
kill yourself low test scum
>tfw you think being skinny is attractive, but all the black chads in school like the white girls with big hips and THICKKKK thighs....
>>27814388
be my skinny attention whore gf
>>27814282
Sweat an pee is a turn on, is something wrong with that.
Daily reminder that if you have a significant other of any kind you are a fucking normie and are not a """""bot""""""""""
>>27814388
>>27814399
i think we are dubs couples <3
what's your kik sennnnapiii ;__;
>>27814416
Add Habsburger32 skinnybot
>>27814352
4chan was liberal as fuck during the Bush presidency.
Suddenly everyone here became ""conservative"" Christians.
>>27814333
Thas you're future hero lads...
Suc kit up cunts.
>>27814450
It weren't the opinions of 4chan that changed, it was the definition of a liberal
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FUCKING AW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT MY BOARD WITH YOUR FUCKING ORBITERS
I WANT TO CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF FUCKING SLUTS
IF I BETA UPRISING YOU WILL BE THE FIRST ONES THE KILL COUNT
>>27814450
Not really, 4chan never gave a shit about politics, except for "le anynumoose lejun"
>tfw i feel like no one understands me, and that i'll be alone for the rest of my life
>tfw i realized yesterday that my prince charming was all a lie.
>tfw music is getting boring now
>tfw suicidal but okay with it.
being a girl in the 21st century sucks.
>>27814450
Perhaps it's just an ironic thing to be conservative on 4chan, and nobody in here is conservative in real life, except couple of unironic, autistic spreglords. That is how I rationalize it to myself about going on 4chan as a liberal. Sometimes I even play along with being a racist, since I don't take 4chan that seriously when it comes to politics, it's mostly just a place for fun, fap and occasional /feels/.
>>27814513
>being a girl in the 21st century sucks.
>>>/t/umblr
>>27814513
>>tfw i realized yesterday that my prince charming was all a lie.
How come?
>>27814513
>yesterday realize my Prince Charming was a lie
Story please.
I'm /comfy/ and /pomf/ as fuck right now.
Also if you have short hair like your piclove you
>>27814513
>prince charming was all a lie
How did it take you 18+ years to figure that out? Best you can do is find someone vaguely similar, then trying to slowly change them, but that's easier to do as a man with a woman than the other way around
Mods plz delete this thread and ban op. These kinds of topics don't belong on this board
>>27814546
>Also if you have short hair like your piclove you
get a grip you thirsty loser.
>>27814513
>being a girl in the 21st century sucks.
>>27814352
You're literally a walking vagina.
>>27814518
Cool internal monologue autistic faggot. I want to strangle you with your suspenders.
>>27814525
>>27814546
i was watching devil wears prada, alone for like the 20th time now, and just realized how ubsurd and unreal it all was. that in real life, none of those chain of events would happen, for anyone.
then i realized that it was the same for almost every other story. no one really wants me ;___;
>tfw no bf
>my cat licked my ice cream
>birthday soon ;_;
>>27814518
I want you to know that all of your political opinions are wrong and have never once been successful when used in the real world
There's also nothing wrong with denying disgusting faggots and trannies """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'rights"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>27814557
I didn't know being compassionate was a crime. I'm not even asking for contacts.
>>27814567
Welcome to reality.
>tfw no perfect gf
>>27814470
Sure was.
It's weird how words can get warped like that by a tiny fringe group.
>>27814513
prince charming isn't a lie, but he is maybe uglier than you through, there's 1% even less of men who are this prince charming
look at me bait, i'm intelligent, raffined, learned, loyal (faggot ye), etc, but average looking
just enjoy life by art, keep your virginity, keep dreaming and you will be cherished, or at least you will die a virgin (that's not that bad)
https://youtu.be/N-uCT3jGEMs
ps FUCKING BAIT GET THE FUCK OUT THIS BOARD GIRLS ARE NOT ALLOWED GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>27814592
It's easier when the tiny fringe group is supported by a couple extremely rich and influential je- I mean people
>>27814618
Faggots like you are the fringe group he's referring to
thoughts on this?
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/billionaires-fund-anti-trump-delegate-push-221819
>>27814645
This is the wrong board for it and the wrong thread definitely
>join women's touch football team
>coach is a guy
>him and our male physiotherapist hang out in our locker room the whole time pre game
>don't know if I'm ok with this
Those guys are great at their jobs otherwise. What does this mean? At my old hockey team the coach was a guy but he only come into the lockers in the last 30 minutes before he game, after we all got changed so I wonder if I'm being a prude or our coach is a weirdo in that regard?
>>27814618
Yeah, sure, but before I put on my tinfoil hat, tell me why the evil jews, uhh people, would do that.
>>27814655
fuck off roastie
people are discussing politics
>>27814634
He is? I'm pretty sure the meaning of "liberal" was changed thanks to western feminists, other progressives and their supporters, and I'm none of those.
>tfw all i do is browse /pol/ all day because the memes there are best, and funniest
>still alone though, shut in, failed at life, computer eat sleep repeat..
all i want is someone to talk to and share memes with till we laugh so hard our tummies hurt.
:c
>>27814661
they are perv m'lady, they got the boingy boner i'm 100% sure
>>27814661
Do you have sporty tube socks?
If yes then be my gf
>>27814664
Fuck if I know, I have some ideas but this sure isn't the right thread for it; it doesn't change the fact that some of them do it. I mean it's done openly, you don't need any tinfoil hats to see.
>>27814675
Are you at least as pretty as this sex doll?
this thread is disgusting
REEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE
>>27814741
it's pretty bad but the contactfags just put it over the egde
>>27814702
If they have no reason to do so, they are not doing it.
Therefore if you can't show me why they would be doing it, they probably are not doing anything and your aluminum hat is just a tad too tight.
>>27814741
Ikr, these threads are always shit, but this one is especially terrible because contactfags
>>27814756
>contactfags
>>>/soc/
>>27814681
What's the alternate explanation to those guys bring pervs? Keep in mind these guys are normies with sex lives.
>>27814788
Fuck off until you answer >>27814697
>>27814199
>>27814288
>>27814546
>>27814595
>>27814688
You realize that everything you hate about women is caused by disgusting orbiters like yourselves, right? If you didn't throw yourselves in front of women regardless of what she's like as a person, what she looks like, or anything else, if you didn't offer to spend money on her simply for having a gushing axe wound maybe women would be better than they are now. Orbiters did not exist pre second wave feminism and nearly every man wound up happily married with children.
>>27814794
Fine. I have tube socks. I will not be your gf because I'm aromantic asexual :^)
>>27814834
You will be my gf because I don't care about sex :^)
>>27814833
jajaja tl;dr give contact
i will leak you a shit tone of rare pepes
>>27814833
Orbiters have always existed. In 19th century they were called "secret admirers" who would send flowers and letters.
Everything disgusting about women is caused by your shitty Chad attitude, where you think women are your possession, but at the same time you talk shit about women. Women have to put up a bitch front to fend off Chads like you.
Additionally my >>27814288 post was a non-serious joke, why you gotta be so aspie to take everything literally on /r9k/?
>>27814317
refugees welcome
if you want to buy an ak47 around the Chaumount area in france, please contact me at [email protected]
>>27814938
Hope you're behind your seven proxies.
>>27814834
post tubesocks then qt
>>27814927
>In 19th century they were called "secret admirers" who would send flowers and letters.
But were they really as prolific as they are now, or as pathetic?
Some of those men at least wound up with their woman, essentially no beta orbiter gets what he wants. Now almost literally ANY woman can have an orbiter.
>Additionally my >>27814288 post was a non-serious joke, why you gotta be so aspie to take everything literally on /r9k/?
Because orbiters are subhuman and they're why women are so bad today.
Also, how is my attitude a Chad one? I'm not Chad at all. I don't think women are my possession, and I "talk shit" about them because they're horrible people. I'm just not an orbiter.
>>27814938
>chaumont, haute-marne
mec y aura jamais personne pour venir dans un trou paume comme celui-ci
>>27814964
world population in 19th century: 1 billion (+europe and north america only)
world population in 21st century: 7 billions
>>27814950
not really, no one cares.
my cousin went to syria last year through turkey/iraq.
unless someone reports you to the police, they can't do shit in france. usually it's family members who tell on u. my neighbour tried to go to syria too, but his mom told on him lol. my dad's in prison, living at my grandmother's house atm. and she's an old lady who isn't very bright.
>>27814987
;^)
>>27815071
sandnigga t'as des jihadistes dans ta famille frere? attend 2 sec stp
>tfw no depressed bf to pour my love into and make dependent on me because nobody else will love him
>>27815091
nous sommes de kurdistan, hheheheh.
peshmerga for life >:)
>>27815133
>tfw none of these posts are ever real
>>27814178
FUCK YOU ROSTIE WHORE GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27815133
give contact bait, im depressed af for 2 years, i'm standing on the edge of the crater like the prothets once said atm
>>27815133
[email protected]
here you go
free bf to misaki for
>>27815157
Give me yours and I'll message you
>>27815161
Okay I'll message you
>>27815173
give me your skype on [email protected] pless
>>27814352
don't worry
conservatives are just as retarded as you, but those cucks don't like hearing that
But yes, I hope you get gassed
>>27815140
>kurdistan
hehe ca existe???
>>27815173
>wants two bfs
I refuse this state of affairs
>tfw having a female oriented board seems like a good idea, then realizing that it would be infested with beta orbiters, and trolls.
>>27815173
the bait don't even send message
the fuck is your problem
>>27814675
I bet you have skype orbiters and real life orbiters you dumb whore.
>>27814178
>tfw get confused when people look at me
>might be the ugliest monster they've seen
>they might be interested in me because of the "women cant be robots" meme (theres always a beta who would go for ugly girls)
>no ones will ever approach me either way
>>27815267
mmmmmmmmmmmh, get away?
in every fucking fembot thread there would be betas trying to get their contact but then you still see these fembot threads. why cant you "fembots" be content with all those beta orbiters you get from previous threads? marry one then you can all fuck off from this board.
>>27815173
FUCKING SEND A FUCKING MESSAGE YOU DUMB WHORE
>>27815312
Sorry I'm playing a game but I messaged you now.
i swear white girls are all the same, aw or stacey, but always whores
My boyfriend does not brush his teeth at all, ever. I don't really care but I feel like I should mention it to him since another friend said it to me, so it is noticeable. However, we've been going out for nearly a year so I'm concerned about how I should bring it up. I'm extremely shy. Any advice welcome.
>>27815389
>My boyfriend
>>>/soc/
>tfw I cry myself to sleep because I'm too lonely
women cant be robots my fucking arse, I cant even make friends with other girls let alone fuck a guy.
>>27815449
>thread full of contactfags
>I-I'm so alone
Okay
>tfw starving myself to stay thin
>tfw 5'2" so I'll never look like a model
>>27815449
If you want to try to make friends, I will be your friend. I'm a grill too. /r9k/ - friendship is magic.
>>27815477
go to bed sis
>>27815389
i don't brush my teeth for 4 years now, no fucking caries, when i go to the dentist no problem
i think toothbrush and stuff are just another jexish conspiratie, humans can live healthy without brushing their teeth, they're just a bit yellow but that's all
>>27815472
>b-but women can be lonely too guise!!1! I swear
>>27815491
Yeah, I feel like a hypocrite because I don't really brush my teeth much either. However, I do brush them whenever I have to leave the house (I'm NEET). He has a job but he still doesn't brush them. If he doesn't care, I don't care either, but I'm afraid he'll get a comment from someone else and feel bad that I didn't mention it to him.
>>27815555
i don't give a fuck about peeps since i got my elite studies mlady
i'm sure he's a man of quality, true heroes don't give a fuck about subraces
>>27815555
Fuck off stupid normie
>>>/adv/
>>27815267
email please,
please respond
>>27814178
TFW fell for b8 now I must reeeeeeeeeee
Reeeeeeeeee reeeeee leave go away go away b8r go away go away you're ruining this site someone remove these threads that say fembot or whatever....
Guy here
It's pretty much my first time posting here and i'd like to get to know some fembots, you can come ask me all your interesting questions
My kik is HidolfAtler
I have some friends but i still feel alone, i don't like smalltalk so if you'd be straight forward it'd be great
Stay safe
>>27815472
thanks for the (you), this is for (you)
>>27815477
post contact please, I'm not good at keeping a conversation though, I hope this would work.
>>27815729
[email protected]
Not her, but email me pls
I'm a grill who wants other female friends because I don't have any or any friends at all for that matter so pls respond
>>27814178
says she is a fembot LOL fucking impossible if your a fembot its by your own choice please go find some dick or pussy and GET OUTTA MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
im borderline im depressed i wanna die please send help
>>27815870
lets get Zoloft together. I wanna die but I don't want people to know I killed myself.
>>27815972
>I wanna die but I don't want people to know I killed myself.
me too man, what are you planning for suicide?
i personally plan selling all my stuffs, go to russia or canada, live in the toundra until the sweet release of death, just chilling with mother nature a few moments you got me?
i choose toundra because it's cold, there's snow and high trees, it is wide and there's no chance to find my corpse
>>27816061
I will never Sudoku t b h but I fly a lot from college to home so I really do wish I get into a plane crash.
>>27815854
Yes,I am a fembot by choice.
But I chose to be alone because humans disgust me.
I want a fembot gf to have sex with right now
>>27816113
you just have to say you're ugly af and nobody really wants you
any french fembot here?
i wanna talk my mother tongue and not this shitty langage
>>27816113
>humans disgust me.
you're in luck then, i am a meat popsicle
>>27814196
why do I find this hot
what is wrong with me
>>27816259
shut the fuck up vyro
bloxd
>>27816259
because that girl is truly a qt but shes a fucking whore, a manipulative, impure slut.
>>27816259
I love you Vyro
be my qt bf
F-for the record, I did not many any of these posts
>>27815449
>>27815477
i feel like its a good time to post this
>>27816328
I love how that requires blox.
>>27816331
I don't even know what girl that is.
>>27816343
I have no idea who you are though
>>27816356
Aren't you a camwhore? And apparently dead?
>>27814178
It's my birthday today! What a coincidence.
I hate birthdays though.
my birthday is in a few days
made an event, invited 17 friends out
all 3 who have responded are maybes...
the one 1 who has confirmed is a failed
stacey that i'm done with
>>27816387
mines this friday, come celebrate w/ me friendo
>>27816387
invite me to your birthday party please
>>27816387
mine this sunday, invite me at yours and i'll invite you back
>>27816385
was just a prank bro
>>27814196
Who is this ugly boy?
>>27816454
still an orbiter collecting literal camwhore, broalthough I can appreciate a good fake death
>>27816533
You're my ideal bf but you're an orbiter collecting tripfag and it makes me so sad
Fat Manlet look at those sausage fingers
>board was comfy without underaged tripwhores shutting it up for a week
>now apparently they are back because they need more attention
Eliza fuck off literally no one wants you here
>have big tits
>all shirts become crop tops
>just want to have my belly covered
>>27816609
I have big boobs too just buy bigger shirts. tee shirts are best because you wont show cleavage. don't be a whore, cover up.
>>27816607
>fembot thread
>comfy
Thank god for Eliza derailing this thread. I'd rather have casual attention whore than so called """fembots""""
>>27816646
Anytime, my friend.
>>27816679
Is your birthday anytime after New Year?
>>27816693
It's on 4/20
amazon TG54RCLBDYMS
>>27816708
I dont believe it. It would be too obvious.
>>27814569
More empirical proof that all women hate cats, especially fembots
>>27816581
i feel you anon
vyro is handsome but mean
>>27816693
It's on April 20th. I will no longer be a loli.
>>27815157
>depressed for 2 years
Get the fuck out
>>27816679
Why do you have weird shit on your skin? What is that stuff? Who is that black Stacy? Why are you dressed like a homeless person in class?
What is going on?
Make a youtube answer video pls I must know these things.
>>27816581
You act like fucking anybody talks to me except other dudes.
Hell the only reason I go tfw no gf all the time is because people say they like me but don't talk to me outside of this website or get bored of me in five minutes
>>27815210
Good.
All the orbiters and thirst would concentrate onto one board and leave us the fuck alone
>>27816771
If only you wouldnt be Aries, i'd donate.
>>27816790I want to talk to you but I'm scared you won't like me, what's your skype?
>>27816790
>tfw your boyfriend got rejected from playing vidya with vyro because vyro told him that he didn't want more male friends just females
>>27815972
>Zoloft
10 shekels have been added to your account
>>27816815
His skype is evilmastervyro
He's a spineless faggot and I try to help him sometmes
>>27816679
I had a girl in class who would sing to herself and draw on herself and wear animal ears n shit. Eventually everyone left the room and refused to go back in because she was too fucking creepy and was handling scissors pretending to cut at people. She was removed by the police and left the school.
Don't be that girl.
>>27816609
>>27816631
Please be my big boobs gf.
I need a modest girl with large breasts to provide our sons with the best nutrition
>>27816737
I'm NOT that mean.
>tfw no mean to others but nice to me gf
>>27816816
See
>>27816836
>>27816816
I want a gf man not some normalshit who talks about his gf
>>27816894
He was a gfless virgin when he tried befriending you.
Lucky for him he got a qt gf now, while you are bitter and alone.
>>27816922
If he is who I think he is he had an ldr gf when I met him, get fucked
>>27816922
>Fem"bot"
>qt
No one believes you, fatty
>>27814594
>keep your virginity
reeeee fuck off
Well, time to shitpost
Dumping slug girl to start
>>27816991
It's harder to dump manga since the robot came back
>>27816331
>impure
this meme is getting old. none of you guys deserve """"""""pure"""""""""" girls anyways.
>>27817015
I like that it's back anyways though
>>27816950
Well I'm cute in spirit, which is what counts!
>>27816944
He's never had a gf before me. ;_;
>>27817028
>>27817029
>Well I'm cute in spirit,
You seem absolutely disgusting to me
I hope you enjoy him lying to you to make you feel special
>>27817053
Legit though, this is a really shitty thread
>>27817029
Alright time to list dudes I have met that I told to fuck off.
If he goes by Quinton or Quentin or something he has had a gf. If he goes by Alex or Cam he's not a virgin.
There are more I just forget
>>27817069
>>27817071
You've told me to fuck off a few times too
>>27817071
He's neither, you don't remember him because you're a legit friend collecting Internet whore.
Why would any girl look at you when there are men of pure intentions out there?
>>27817090
Why are you faggots still posting.
Just leave
>>27817109
>>27817106
>gets used as a jizzsock by some beta
>told vyro is a meanie
>believes the beta
>still a cumrag
>>27817090
shit thread because of the tripfags and the namefags :^)
>>27817140
>>27817141
It's a shit thread because it was made for women to be attention whores
>>27817090
The difference is you're not a pussy and you don't actually do it
>>27817106
I don't tend to remember most men I've talked to. Usually just don't care.
>>27817109
Yeeaaah I'm just about on my way out of here.
>>27817159
but youre an attention whore too :^)
>>27817140
Vyro is a meanie. Everyone I speak to, not even my bf, has nothing but vitriol to say of Vyro.
My bf didn't even leave that bad of a review compared to other shit I've heard.
>>27814178
>tfw youre too old to get any attention on Master
>>27817159
>>27817162
You couldnt get rid of me if you tried
>>27817176
I only appear to remove attention whores
>>27817181
He isnt really that bad of a guy
He's just an idiot
>be depressed NEET Asian grill
>want a loyal qt white bf (inb4 racetraitor)
>worried about being a checkmark off someone's fucket list and not a committed LTR
Sometimes I fantasize about being someone's domestic stay at home housewife who gets molested and "raped" by my provider husband but also lets me NEET it up while he's at work.
pic somewhat related. Such a qt story. Too bad it's probably fake.
>>27817212
>>27817226
>stay at home housewife
Good
>who gets molested and "raped" by my provider husband
No
>People paying the worst attetionwhore aka vryo attetion
Back to red dit with you cucks
>>27817212
>I only appear to remove attention whores
>In reality he jsut removes what he dislike
You cuck are even okay with vyro who is the biggest attetionwhore from /r9k/
>>27817226
What do you do while NEETing it up? Also what's your Skype?
>>27817226
I can offer rape and molestation. you can live with me, but You'll need to pay for your own food and your portion of the bills.
>>27814833
So much of this. Its disgusting fucking orbiters that raise female sexual market value to the insane level its in now. Its disgusting fucking orbiters that reward women for attention whoring. Its disgusting fucking orbiters that scrape away at female male monogamy because every girl who has a bf also has like 20 orbiters on a backlist.
I hate women for the way they act but its the orbiter themselves that have caused this sad state of affairs. We eagerly await the sex robot vr girl revolution not just because we want to fuck something really bad, but because we know we can finally shut these beta orbiting fucks down for good. All other problems get solved from there.
>>27817255
>>27817264
Oh no, I regularly harass him and tell him to kill himself
>>27817268
BETA ALERT
You dont even know if it's from the same country as you, you desperate faggot
>>27817289
Do it more often, he is worse than this "Fembots" since he trys to post everywhere
>>27817287
give the beta satellites something to fuck so they can stop orbiting and women kind of just fix themselves. i agree.
>>27817289
>>27817313
I do it daily
It's pretty funny
>>27817347
Fuck
Forgot to attach the picture
How do you know when a guy is a Chad?
A man I work with recently told me he had feelings for me and I'm kind of scared because I've never been in a relationship or had a guy say something like that to me. I don't have much experience with people in general because of my hermit-like ways though.
He's had girlfriends in the past, but I think they're usually very long lasting and the more recent one lasted years from what I've gathered. It was extremely long distance though, just like most of his closest friends.
Before I knew he liked me, he had said something about wanting to go on a road trip with his buddies to drink and screw their way through a country, which is where I'm getting Chad vibes. He's able to just get girls, I guess? And he's pretty confident with his lewdness...It's as if he gets a lot of enjoyment in just trying to make me flustered.
On the other hand, he only has a very small group of friends he keeps close and his hobbies and interests are all "nerdy" playing tons of different video games from RTS to waifu boobie games, he enjoys anime and cartoons, his dream is to work in the video game industry, he's really into sci-fi things and giant robots and he gets super excited and almost child-like talking about the things he likes, which is really cute.
It's like he's this weird mix. Is it possible to be both Chad and a goofball?
>>27816356
>I did not many any of
LOL Eliza how high are you??????
>>27817366
People in the real world don't fall into the "NORMIE" or "CHAD" dichotomy often desu
>>27817357
>he had said something about wanting to go on a road trip with his buddies to drink and screw their way through a country
He's a terrible person
But who am I kidding, you'll throw yourself at him anyways
>>27817366
He grew up watching anime like TTGL so now he believes in himself and he's masculine but boyish. He thinks all women are useless whores and uses them for sex, which he likes, but that makes him very depressed because he still holds on to the delusional hope that there are good girls out there, which is why he tries hard in relationships.
>>27817255
I guess you like vanilla sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of blah bla.
>>27817268
Vidya, anime, tv and movies, working out, and cooking
>>27817282
Can't pay if I'm a NEET. Also, I only want to be raped by someone committed to me. Go fuck a pocket pussy.
>>27817366
he's a chad. he is going to cheat on you. but you know that already.
>>27817413
>>27817357
I fucked that up
>>27817366
>he had said something about wanting to go on a road trip with his buddies to drink and screw their way through a country
He's a terrible person
But who am I kidding, you'll throw yourself at him anyways
>>27816356
Please let me eat your poop, Ciara Horan.
>>27817429
>>27817424
I just dont want to fucking rape someone
There's a pretty big line between that and fucking rape
>>27814292
thread should have died here
>>27817391
Pretty high according to what she posts on instagram. Probably out of her mind on benzos again. Committing social suicide.
>>27817391
Cat looks suicidal
>>27817424
>Vidya, anime, tv and movies, working out, and cooking
That's very good. Come be my housewife, I like depressed loser girls.
>>27817444
>>27817464
Why are you so pathetic and desperate?
This is why women hate you
>>27814178
Go away go away go away go away
>>27814513
This is the best time in history to be a women in a western country.
>>27814267
I was just thinking about this today like literally 5 minutes ago
I'm a guy and I have a gf who's submissive af and I thought "I need one of those fags I can bully over steam on the side" not even gay
>>27817578
Bullying girls is way more fun. Just straight up abusing them.
>>27817464
Oskar/Oscar gtfo
Femanons don't add this guy
any grills in this thread still looking for other grill friends? i need some frainds
>>27814178
I really really really like OP pic, seriously, nice artwork to whoever is the autistic orbiter that did it
>>27816387
>crush bday soon
>tfw bordering on asexuality
I feel pretty bad turmoil.
>>27817828
i too really enjoy this, looks just like me
>>27817894
wash ur hair slut
regards, chad
>>27817894
what a handsome boy. is eliza your gf's name?marry me
>>27817921
She really is a cunt but she pulls off the unwashed hair look pretty good desu
>>27817894
Hey Eliza, I know you're in school right now. Quick question, I live in New Jersey and since I'm a senior I didn't have to take SATs today's, so I took a day off, I was wondering if the juniors and seniors in your school today had to take SATs, like if this is a national thing. Just a quick question, thanks.
>>27817676
>waves
>>27817894
I thought you left /r9k/ for good
why are you still here?
>>27817923
He already has a bf, Eliza is a nick cuz he's the bottom bitch.
>>27817970
Yes, that's why I'm bored, in my higher classes everyone else is at SATS
>>27818064
Stop posting and kill yourself
>>27818064
literally slim shady
>>27818064
Who is that qt behind you? Post her number, I bet she'd appreciate some beta bux.
>>27817894
You're really my type, but too gross. Qt though. Just stop being gross. Pretty much sums up the board, desu.
>>27818064
what does wohw mean
>>27818064
How often do you shower? Be honest.
>>27818064
i want to deepdick you irl
>>27818194
Every other day, I take a bath on non shower days. didn't take one yesterday though so that's why
>>27817992
hei! email swap? i can make a quick throwaway..
>>27818222
jesus brother
>>27817181
>Vyro is a meanie
Vyro is a major league puss.
He'd pull a lot of tail if he weren't such a milquetoast fagboy.
