When did you grow up and realize that traps aren't gay?
>tfw traps want chad just like stacey
There's just no hope. We're destined to be alone forever.
>>27812283
I love you anon!!!! Don't give up!! Trust your instincts!!
>>27812342
you are one of the worst offenders, all you want is attention from the pathetic people here, you probably don't even have the capability to love
Still objectively ugly though.
Maybe one in a billion chance you'll find an attractive, passable trap.
That means only 7 exist at max.
>>27812356
That's not true. I love everyone here quite dearly. I would happily take your virginity if it was feasible.
>>27812342
Fuck off, tripfag.
>>27812362
>only 7
Is this a joke? Are you joking? I'd be pleased as punch for a 4.
>>27812372
oh wow what a kind gesture, except it's not feasible and wouldn't ever be feasible for you, unless of course I or any other anon was chad tier, then you'd actually want to hop on the dick
>>27812394
I just mean there is probably a large distance between us and I would be hesitant to meet an anon because of the death threats. Otherwise I don't see why I wouldn't. I don't care if you have a dinky cock.
>>27812400
where do you live, i want to prove how full of shit you are
>>27812427
Not trying to get murdered sorry.
>>27812187
Depends if they are post or pre op. Having any sexual relations with something that has a dick, while you have a dick is gay.
>>27812451
Do you have pics of yourself? You wouldn't want to have sex with me, friend. But I'm curious anyway.
>>27812451
are you a trap?
>inb4 being this new
/r9k/'s been home board for couple years desu, just never went in the trap threads so idk any of the well-known trapbots
>>27812487
I don't wanna repost my pics. They're on desustorage afaik.
>>27812492
Yes I'm the trap queen of /r9k/
About the same time I started fucking pic related.
Hard to even call what she's got a dick.
>passing traps are harder to find than attractive women
>since they are so rare their standards are higher too
who cares
>>27812519
You're pretty attractive, but the way you post confirms you're just an attention whore. Although it's obvious from having a trip in the first place.
>>27812556
Guilty as charged. I still like you anon.
>>27812525
how's the anal?
>>27812187
I actively search for images of hot/cute girls with penis attached to them.
Why not just normal girls bro?
Why dont you think this is gay?
It's not gay..its bisexual to a degree and you like penis...
How is liking penis not gay?
>>27812563
Bullshit. You don't know me.
>>27812592
I like you anyways :D
>>27812567
Better than mom's chicken tendies.
It doesn't even smell. The first time we had sex, I expected my room to smell like ass afterward, but it didn't and I didn't even have the window open.
I also thought that she'd have to clean it out every time we had sex. But she doesn't. I asked about it and she explained to me how it's mostly got to do with diet. Since she stays away from grains, dairy and alcohol, and eats a lot of fiber, she doesn't have a constant case of stankbutt like most people apparently have.
Even eating her out, it doesn't taste like poop, just sweat.
>>27812601
The insincerity is the worst part.
>>27812629
>she'd
>she
>she
>she
>she
>her
>licking a guy's anus
What do your parents think of you?
>>27812648
They keep asking me if I'm going to marry her. And yes, they do say her. She's female according to all legal documents about her. Her name is a traditionally female one and is displayed on all her identification. And she looks and dresses like a female at all times. Really, it's silly to even say 'like a female' with her. She's female. Just, with a dick.
>>27812187
Fuck of you shill.
>>27812641
How is that insincere? :( You're just being cynical.. but I understand why I guess.
But whooo is behind this post?
such lust for shillposting
whooooooooooooooooooooo
btw traps are often incredibly obsessed with sexuality due to the obsessive focus on controlling their own sexual traits and appeal, moreso than women.
>>27812716
>i understand why i guess
Fuck off.
>>27812716
>I understand why I guess.
Fuck off, cunt.
>>27812629
>eating out a guy's asshole
>not gay
>>27812758
Is eating a chick's asshole gay if she's wearing a strapon?
>>27812729
>>27812745
No need to be mean.. I just want you to like me ;_;
>>27812716
>I understand why I guess.
Wind ya neck in, ya cunt.
you look like an underfed nordic man btw
age 30 quickly approaches
>>27812519
>trap queen of r9k
saw your pics, breddy qt desu
how old did you transition?
can hormones gib natural big, firm female breasts (D-cup tier)?
or is that not possible for mtf without implants?what are your hobbies? what do rn? school, career, NEET?
>>27812187
prove me to me how liking a "trap" is not gay then
>>27812794
>I just want you to like me, you fucking loser
sorry
Does thinking
>>27812525
is hot make me gay?
>tfw trap
>not tranny,just a gay crossdresser who keeps it in the bedroom and sometimes gets mistaken for a girl by strangers
>tfw dating qt 3.14 neckbeard bf
>tfw in love
>tfw we both have solid careers and marriage is probably something we'll be talking about down the road
>tfw never been happier
;~; you can do it anons. you just have to believe.
>>27812878
it's not good to lie to losers
false hopes do nobody any favors
>>27812400
I live in Owl's head, Maine, get your shit ready Pizza
>>27812800
I hope you have a great day today anon.
>>27812828
Thankya. I transitioned when I was 19 and I'm 24 now. It's unlikely to grow natural D cups, but I have seen it. Depends on your genes, hormone levels, progesterone, and how much fat your body has available to redistribute.
>Hobbies
Y-Yeah I totally have hobbies outside of shitposting. Idk, do you consider consuming media to be a hobby? I play guitar sometimes and I like to go shoot at the range when possible.
I'm between jobs atm so semi neet mode.
>>27812861
I don't think you're a loser. I like you.
>>27812903
Okie senpai, come impregnate me.
>>27812930
>I don't think you're a loser. I like you.
>You're just being cynical.. but I understand why I guess.
>>27812930
Alright, I'll pack up be over in a few
>captcha: select all pizza
>>27812930
>playing guitar
>shooting
Nice, solid hobbies. Gud chet. Pls tell me you're not /pol/-tier?brown skin chicanofag here
>Okie senpai, come impregnate me
Welp, GG. Perpetually beaten to the punch, even on a laotian cave painting board for other autists.somebody hand me the rope ;~;
>>27812187
Fuck off, Tumblr.
roflblox
>>27813033
Ehh most anons would say I'm /pol/ tier, but I promise you I'm not really a racist.
>>27812988
Checked.
Bring beer please.
>>27812978
Most people here are cynical to some degree. Life has treated you poorly, it's a natural reaction and I don't hold it against you.
>>27812187
Lol all you have to put is the word "trap" in a thread and this faggot will show up; >>27812930
Holy shit are you ever NOT here?
>>27813082
Hey I'm glad you're here.
You posted in a thread yesterday about dick size and I told you I didn't think yours was that big based on the one picture I've seen of it. I didn't see your response; what is your size?
>>27813082
What kind you want, all I have is this hard cider
>>27813082
do you consider weed and or psychedelics degenerate?
do you enjoy nightwalks?
cuddling?
/lit/?do you live on east coast, mid america or west coast?
>>27813166
Hey fuck your satan dubs.
Pizza I got imported blue tequila, cognac, white wine, the works.
Much more patrician selection than this bitch nigga.
>>27813253
>>27813166
>>27812903
>giving a tripfag this much attention
>>27813093
I always have clover open on my phone you see :3
>>27813150
Like nearly six inches long and at least a few inches in girth.
>>27813166
Whoa I love hard cider. Angry Orchard?
>>27813179
Nah I like weed and psychs. I wanna do lsd again this summer and wander around outside with my frand and look at fractals.
I don't go on nightwalks becauseI'm afraid of the dark ;_;
I always wanna cuddle. /lit/ ehhh not so much recently but I started reading a Phillip K Dick ebook. I live in Bangor Maine.
>>27813253
Idk I really like hard cider.. is cognac like whiskey?
>>27813315
My friend owns an apple orchard so it's Homemade shit, it's Bretty Gud
>>27813253
Nigga you just jelly I got dubs twice in a row, gin is best spirit, nobody need your swill.
>>27813315
How does one join the pizza fan club?
>thread turned into /Pizza/ almost instantly
Evolution at its finest.
>>27813542
Do you like Pizza? If yes, congratulations you are part of the fan club :B
>>27813570
Its cause she's Trap Queen
>>27813315
I unironically gained zen-tier maturity and insight from my 3 lsd trips so far. Bro-tier to say the least. Feels gud to go down the rabbit hole. Alot of my previous social phobia is gone, at least theoretically. Haven't tried testing the waters by going to some crowded event yet. Only thing keeping me shut in now I feel is sloth and habit, which to be honest are still considerable obstacles to getting off this ride.
>scared of the dark
You cansqueeze my hand and cling yourself to my shoulder so I can protect you from the spoopy nightcrawlers and keep you warm and toasty
>cognac like whiskey?
No clue, I never drink. I just know there's a few handles in my dad's unlocked liquor cabinet. Don't look down on drinkers, just don't think it'd be a gud idea personally bc of my mental disorders and predispositions toward compulsion and negative feedback loops. Although I wouldbe down to share some drinks with you if by some miracle I ever meet you IRL :3
>Maine
So far...no car..ugh. Life is suffering.
If you were down, I would legit take a greyhound bus cross country or even hobo adventure on train to see you and get to know you better sometime. Holy fuck, why am I such a beta.
>>27812187
Traps ARE gay though. On the kinsey scale, they are beyond a 1. I am a 0. Dudes with vaginas are just as gay if not more gay than chicks with dicks. Twinks are gayer than that. Other homos are full gay. I'm full straight. No dicks in my porn.
Theres nothing wrong with being gay, but there is something wrong with trying to turn others by saying
>"its not gay bro XD I only like the woman parts but I like dick no homo but I like dick"
>>27813315
Do you live in the nyc area?
Idk if you've already answered or are willing to answer this publically
>>27813411
Sounds delicious
>>27813542
You're already in it.
>>27813618
Hi you :D
>>27813624
Not to be a total bummer, but I felt mostly the same after both of my trips. I thought it was going to be scary, but it wasn't, just a lot of fun. I'm glad your experience was a bit more eye opening.
And lol I never go on nightwalks alone, but I would with someone.
>>27813664
Nope, sorry anon.
Mangirl tripfag derailed thread
>>27813618
I don't want Pizza to become corrupt. It's scary.
>>27813725
Hey, do you check your spam box?
>>27813725
What's shakin', bacon :B
>>27813850
As far as I know anon there's no chance of corrupt Pizza.
>>27813725
Thanks, no you're not a bummer! People react differently based on shit load of factors. Probs the reason I got so much out of my trips is that I specifically prepared for them and dove in with the deliberate intention of making a spiritual connection. So my prep involved reading philosophy, asking hard questions about myself and who I really am, being brutally honest about what's holding me back from what I most desire etc.
But I don't know how much deeper I can really go tho. For future I might just do lsd for funsies. For the pure visuals and comfy recreational aspect I mean.
>but I would with someone
Could I ever be your someone? :'(
>>27813883
Power and wealth corrupt.
Why are traps supposed to be gay again?
It feels like I kill the threads every time :c
I've never seen any pictures of pizza
>>27812187
>sexually loving another Person with a Penis isn't gay.
Alrighty then, faggot keep deceiving yourself like your traps do.
>>27815141
i love pizza desu
>>27815216
hehe xD
Honestly, I still think traps are gay but I ended up fapping to them. So I guess my "growth" is that I no longer think sexuality is binary anymore and people will like whatever makes their dick happy.
