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Desperate for a wee but someone's in the bathroom edition
>>27811220
mornin lads
just tidied my room. everything is neat, no clutter. feels great desu
tidyness is an essential part of neetlife I think, how can you enjoy all the free time in a cluttered room?not that my wagie ass would know
>>27811243
Mornin'.
Have a nice day at work today, m8.
Oy oy lads, DS3 today, I'm excited.
On a side note, does anyone have any experience with St Johns wort? I'm not having much luck with SSRIs and I've put a stone on since I started taking them.
eatin six pieces of garlic bread for breakfast
nice tho
Smashed in Dark Souls 3 last night until 4am lads
Not sure if it's easier than the others or if I've just got good at them. I beat the first 2 bosses without dying and then beat he third on my second attempt.
Good game though, better than Dark Souls 2 already but need to play it more to figure out if it's better than the others.
>>27811539
>tfw the game just keeps crashing for me
>tfw can't afford DS3
>tfw can't afford the 10 quid for my credit card bill
>tfw stuck eating whatever I can find in the cupboards until the 29th
I thought being a wagecuck was meant to stop this.
>>27811539
I've heard that the first few bosses are easy peasy so don't let your guard down.
Help
Post waifus
Escaped that shit island years ago and I don't regret it for a minute lads. Come to Ameriga. Britain is lost.
Any of you lads know anything about region locked steam games?
Dark souls 3 RU is 20 bongs on g2a. But of course it's region locked. Easy to get around this lock? I've never brought a region locked game before.
>>27811685
Better the devil you know, imo.
Who is enjoying the Elton John threesome injunction madness?
>>27811570
>PC master race
Hahaha.
>>27811830
Honestly, it is loads better in the states
>>27811845
So did Elton's husband cheat on him with this other couple or was it a freaky swingers club type deal?
>tfw just won 22 quid on a couple of scratch cards
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>>27811977
Wow...it's fucking nothing chav.
>>27811664
>I thought being a wagecuck was meant to stop this.
How much do you earn? If it's minimum wage then that won't stop anything.
>>27812056
it's 19 quid profit, you bell.
>>27812093
8.18 an hour, most of it swallowed in bills and other stuff.
Let me get my hands
on your mammary glands
and let me get your head
on the conjugal bed
I say...
>>27811685
Howd you escape?
>>27812105
On that much, i'd just live with my parents. I didn't move out till I was earning 26k.
>>27811845
My mum texted me yesterday asking me to go to a newspaper shop to find out who it is, because I'm at uni in Scotland and apparently that's allowed up here?
So I just went on twitter and there it was, silly old people
>>27812105
What is that? Like 16k a year? Quite low desu
>when you're wagecucking but based Sony allows PS4 remote play over the internet
Downside: Have to play in 720p
Upsides: Playing at work, basically no noticeable input lag which is very surprising
>>27812258
>no noticeable input lag
That's fuck up. Witchcraft.
>>27812312
I'd be lying if I said there was none whatsoever but it's definitely not that noticeable. The fact that I can comfortably play Dark Souls without getting fucked up is great.
>>27812258
I like your style m8. I've got a ps2 and some games in the storage room for when it gets quiet, but this is next level.
I just got my "reasons to stay" leaflet in the mail by HM government
Its a thicker booklet than the "reasons to leave" letter I got 4 days earlier, the pictures in it are of happy muslim families and people paying for groceries looking really happy.
Think im going to vote to leave tbqh, the pro-EU book reads like a propaganda appeal using clever language like 'not all immigrants get full access to all benefits" and "uncertainty is bad!" to get my vote.
The pro-leave book on the other hand was just a 2 page spread of facts and statistics.
>>27812526
It's all propaganda you daft bugger, just because they're facts and statistics doesn't mean they aren't cherry-picked to show their opinion
>>27811685
how the fuck am I supposed to get a green card you spanner
>>27811685
Mate went over there for work a couple of weeks ago. He said everyone is way too friendly, everything is at least 1.5 times bigger and he didn't have to pay for soft drinks at a bar. Can you confirm this
>>27812258
how does your boss not get pissed off when he sees you playing vidya?
>>27812526
It doesn't matter what you vote, we'll never leave.
The elite make more money with us staying. The fact that people think we have a choice really amazes me.
>>27812589
Because he does the same thing. My job is chill as fuck.
>>27812604
giz a job
>>27812615I might be able to hook someone up, where you at senpai
>>27812623
well I don't even know what you do senpai I was sort of joking, I'm in Essex if it helps
>>27812561
You're missing my point, one leaflet was sugar-coating itself much more than the other.
>>27812644
Bathroom retailer.
Store is always empty except on weekends, which I don't work. Sorry senpai i'm in Lincoln.
>>27812589
I "work" for the family business selling kitchens and since my dad is an electrician, we also use the shop as his office so people come in asking for electrical work and shit.
I really shouldn't even call it work. We only need to sell 1 kitchen a month to cover the shop expenses and we only get a few customers a day on a busy day so most of the time I'm just sitting here watching TV and browsing the internet.
He's not bothered, as long as I do the work when it comes in (designing a kitchen takes <2 hours) then he doesn't care. It's a pretty sweet gig
>>27812258
It's not like you get full hd on most consumer laptops anyway.
>>27812683
gib us a job
>Want to play dank souls 3 all day
>Have to help paint the living room
Ree.
>>27812737
>bought dark souls 3
KEK
>>27812737
That's what you get for being neet.
Help your mum you spaz
>girls shows me affection
>go into a spiral of depression
what is this meme
>>27811539
The difficulty ramps up big time.
>>27812767
I have a job and im helping my dad. Havent been a dolecuck since i was 20.
>>27811845
>fag relationship not being loyal and monogamous
Every
Fucking
Time
>>27812819
Why aren't you at work then?
>>27812819
Alright Steptoe
just took my pupper to the vets for an operation lads, feel like crying
>>27811685
calling bullshit because moving is hard nigh impossible outside of marriage
I don't know if I like Dark Souls 3 or not lads, something just feels off about it
>>27812683
sounds ideal mate (for you I mean)
>>27813000
Bloodborne was more fun.
I hoping DaS3 gets better as it goes on.
>>27812583
I was in the states for work reasons, was there a couple of months.
Love it there, everyone did seem very friendly, wouldn't say too friendly, just really nice.
Everything is bigger, the thing I noticed most was the roads, they are just so much nicer to drive on. Driving in England sucks, it's so overcrowded here, can't go anywhere without sitting in traffic, and for the most part our roads are shit.
A few places I went to had free soda. In places like McDonalds, and other fast food places they just give you a big cup, you can fill it up yourself as much as you want.
Probably my favourite thing about America though is the right to bear arms and defend yourself. Although, obviously I didn't get to enjoy that freedom when I was there, but I did visit a couple of shooting ranges.
I'd like to move to the states permanently, but emigrating there is so difficult.
>>27811684
I've run out of original comments.
Just been offered a job as a cleaner in a warehouse. Is this job as demeaning as it sounds or not?
Rocket League remains the greatest game of this (or any other) generation
Suck it, dork souls fans
>>27813140
very demeaning
Poleaboo just got back from the barbers
>not much of a queue, waited less than 5 minutes
>said I wanted a number 1 on the back and sides and a Caesar cut on top
>once again he took "Caesar" to mean "scissor"
>Asked how short I wanted it, he suggested half off
>I said more
>He said short
>I said yes
>I fucked up in previous haircuts not asking for it to be short enough
>He later asked about sideburns
>asked if I didn't want them done and if I was keeping a beard
>I fucked up and said "yes"
>Last fuck up was when he asked about my fringe
>He asked how I comb my hair
>Poleaboo doesn't comb his hair, though when he leaves the house he does sweep his hair to the left or right
>Barber suggested different styles, he must have misheard me, behaved as if I had said "yes" to the wrong one
>also asked how short I wanted the finge
>I couldn't say anything
>He suggested short
>I said "yes"
>>27811684
I'm going to try my best today, for myself and for her.
>go to pee
>front button pops off and falls in toilet
ohwell
>>27813187
Next time ask for a Tiberius so there's no confusion.
so what haircut to people here generally go for? I don't really have a 'cut' myself, it just exists.
>>27813000
Played it for 30 minutes
Bored of it already
>>27813320
my mummy cuts my hair
Going to the pub with a girl later and she's staying at mine afterwards
>>27813354
Does she know?
>>27813320
I go for an undercut like pic.
It's a meme cut but it looks nice.
>>27813354
>the pub with a girl
not very specific
>>27813320
I just cut it short all over at home, because I can't into /fa/ and I don't have the confidence to try new hairstyles
Plus saves the money/anxiety of going to hairdresser's
>>27813320
I get a 4 on the sides and back that is layered into a scissor cut with a long fringe, looks a bit like those suite life twins now a days
9 million pounds down the drain
>>27813354
Your mum doesn't actually count.
>>27813000
You're probably just burnt out from the soul series.
After playing all the souls games including demon souls and bloodborne, i'm pretty tired of them now.
>>27813458
It is the exact same game every time. It's gotten tedious by this point
>>27813140
You'll be cleaning the toilets too. Can't get much lower than that job wise.
But if you have no qualifications or good references/experience then you don't really have many job options open to you.
Poleaboo dad is nagging him again
Wants him to order those wooden bits that go around the edge of the room when you have laminate flooring
souls games ratings
das1>des=bb>das2
wont rate 3 till ive finished it
>>27813479
>dad is trying to get his neet son to help around the house
>poleaboo resents him for that
God, I feel sorry for your dad. I'm NEET too but I help my parents out where I can. It's the least I can do living rent free and all food provided because of them.
>>27813479
It's called skirting
>>27813501
>feeling sorry for a paki who doesn't want to learn english despite living in england
>>27813502
oh, that was part of the issue, his dad didn't know what it was called so Poleaboo refused to search for it
Guess we might pick this up tomorrow
>>27813479
someone who pays all your living expenses is allowed to nag.
>>27813479
Can you please stop talking about yourself in the third person
>>27813501
They forced you into this world, they damn well better look after you in it. The entitlement of people who breed is ridiculous
>>27813479
Your dad should just kick you out, you're a fucking disgrace.
>>27813531
It's partly his fault that Poleaboo is the mess that he is
>>27813533
Yeah, I suppose
I think detective is powerless outside of Scotland
Everything I do pisses him the fuck off, he thinks I should have been hanged
>>27813537
>they damn well better look after you in it
They are giving him a place to stay for fucking free. The least he can do is take 30 minutes out of his 'busy' day to order some shit for his dad.
>>27813560
>They are giving him a place to stay for fucking free
As they fucking should do. It is the absolute LEAST they could do.
>>27813588
I can't wait until you finally kill yourself.
>>27813557
>It's partly his fault that Poleaboo is the mess that he is
Did he teach you how to record people shitting? You vile pervert.
>>27813560
You don't understand what it's like being NEET
Your head is a mess, you can't even find the motivation to do the most minor things for YOURSELF never mind somebody else
>>27813598
The paki talks in third person. Do try to keep up, moron.
>Its a cumskins take their anger out on poleaboo episode
Grim.
seeing the doctor today lads
a bit nervous cos i think he's gonna want to send me for a colonoscopy or to put his finger up me arse at the very least
>>27813426
someone posted this yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1nz9tGuS-g
>>27813588
In the eyss of the law, past the age of 18 it's your caregiver's issue to look after or give you a place to stay unless you're handicapped, face it, you're an entitled little shit who probably grew up with a silver spoon in their mouth
>>27813599
>Did he teach you how to record people shitting?
Stop going on about this, it can't be proved that Poleaboo took those pics/video, hence he wasn't charges and detective, the uni and the Polish girl got their jimmies rustled
>>27813600
Mate i'm >>27813501
I've been NEET 1 and a half year now after fucking uni up. I know what you mean with motivation but you have to remember you could be fucking out on the streets or living in squalor if it weren't for your parents.
>>27813623
It's not*
commente originale famalam
>connection can no longer be established with the PS4
REEEEEEEE
Turns out I have it set to turn off after 3 hours of inactivity (and it actually fully turns off, not just standby). Apparently using remote play is different and the console doesn't register itself as "in use" during that time.
Long story short, no more Dark Souls for me until I finish in 3 hours.
>>27813623
>Law has priority over morality
Nice autism m8
>>27813634
>I've been NEET 1 and a half year now after fucking uni up
So you're 20, Poleaboo has had a lot more strips ripped off of him in those additional 4 years
Regardless, the lack of motivation is just a matter of fact, nothing can be done about it even if you wish you could happily help out
>>27813649
I think poleaboo is the autist, his Dad has absolutely no responsibility after the age of 18 to deal with his shit
>>27813655
I'm 23 lad.
I've fucked up uni twice.
>>27813661
Bullshit. Every parent has an obligation to look after their children until the day they die. The child never had any say in being brought into the world. The fact that people who reproduce don't think this is astounding. It's no wonder the world is so fucked up.
>>27813684
other cultures usually understand it
>>27813684
>Every parent has an obligation to look after their children until the day they die
Not sure if you're serious. That is a truly ludicrous statement.
A parents obligation to their child ends, as soon as he/she/it is able to fend for it's self. That's the way of nature.
You can blame your parents for failing to teach you the skills necessary to survive in the world on your own. But at the end of the day, that's your tough shit.
Did a quick search regarding the skirting
Asked my dad how much he wanted
He said "30"
>"30 what?"
>Lengths
>Metres?
>No, lengths
>lengths of what?
>what do they have listed on the site?
>I don't know
Hate how he acts like I'm the stupid one
>>27813666
oh, guess you have more in common with me than I though, might even be a bigger fuck up
>>27813787
>might even be a bigger fuck up
I'm a pretty big fuck yes. I can relate to you in some ways and feel for you, but your victimizing others has to stop lad. We're in the positions we are in because of our own bad choices.
>been wanting to sign off of JSA for ages since I got a job
>tried a couple of times only to be stuck on hold for an eternity
>today take my lunch break, phone them on the way home
>dolemusic.mp3
>get home, dolemusic still blaring
>need to take a shit
>go to loo, put phone on speaker
>release the kraken, took a bit of pushing
>flush, wipe my bot bot
>"hello?"
>bollocks
>sign off over the phone while on the loo wiping me bum
>sorted
>have lunch and spend the rest of my break shitposting
>mfw
>>27813895
Literally around a a month away from getting the evidence I need to prove I am innocent of any criminal wrongdoing
Already got proof of a conspiracy against me
>>27813927
Wew lad, I thought you were poking around emails because you're a filthy, obsessive little man. Do you seriously think illegally obtaining these things will help your argument?
>>27813776
>>Every parent has an obligation to look after their children until the day they die
>Not sure if you're serious. That is a truly ludicrous statement.
I think what he meant by that remark was not that children SHOULD be completely dependant on their parents forever but that parents have a responsibility to ensure that children develope so that they can cope with the world and that they should help them throughout their entire life when necessary. This, of course, would not apply to all situations, it's just an ideal.
>>27813949
Two targets
One is genuinely afraid because she has been manipulated by the other one
The first is the one I had been targeting exclusively until recently, i'll admit, that's genuine obsession there
But the other is a bad person and the architect of all my misery
Poleaboo work coach told him to contact NU-TRAXX
Tell them off for not doing enough to help him get a job
Sent them quite the snarky email today
Who will play Poleaboo in the inevitable biopic?
>>27814007
>architect of all my misery
You're the architect of all your misery, dumb arse.
Take some responsibility for the colossal fuck up, that is your life.
>>27814040
The eye helps give him the creeper look.
>>27813927
What evidence?
>>27814040
Fuck off, he's the complete opposite of Poleaboo and everything he hates
Azis Ansari should play the Polish girls beta orbiter, he would be PERFECT for that
Poleabo should be played by a white actor, Simon from Inbetweeners/Fresh Meat perhaps
>>27814072
Fuck off, he's too dark, it will colour the story
>>27814087
Not sure what I can say but I'll release everything before the trial
Can't tip my hand too soon, fucked up enough times that way already
>>27814094
>Fuck off, he's too dark, it will colour the story
Poleaboo is very dark. He isn't one of those light skinned pakis.
>>27814148
Completely different shades of brown and Poleaboo is clearly quite light
Not that light = right
>>27814188
>Poleaboo is clearly quite light
>>27814188
>Poleaboo is clearly quite light
No, he really isn't.
>>27814094
>Poleabo should be played by a white actor
I can tell you a very good reason why that doesnt work.
Does poleaboo wish he was white?
>>27814218
That's not light skinned, that's white
Think what a light skinned means when referring to a black person for example
Poleaboo do you want to be friends? It would be nice to have someone to serve as a living reminder that no matter how bad things seem, I could sink so much lower.
>>27814258
>that's white
He's not white.
>>27814346
Yes, Poleaboo would love to be friends
Any chance you like in the Greater Manchester region
>>27814366
His skin couldn't be much lighter
>>27814413
>His skin couldn't be much lighter
Still not white.
>tfw live in the same town as poleboo
>probably seen him in town before now
>come into /britfeel/
>see everyone talking about the useless degenerate paki
>leave
When you give him attention it just makes his constant shite third person bullshit worse you know lads
peace out
>>27814503
What else is there to talk about lad?
Everyone else is talking about shite souls 3
>>27814413
His skin could be much lighter.
>>27814188
I'm a pooinloo and i'm lighter than you. My family wouldn't consider you as light skinned desu.
>>27814493
Unlikely considering how rarely I go out
>>27814503
Just getting the thread moving, we can have multiple conversations going on at once
>>27814439
Not by /pol/s standards
Pretty sure I'm going through a mild opiate withdrawal lads
>>27814590
You won't believe this:
Nobody cares!
thunder is p loud outside the house guys, just saw the flash of lightning, bout 6 seconds between that and the thunder, quite scary
>>27813623
Before 18. Not after. The day after your 18th birthday they're doing you a favour if they let you stay rent free.
>>27814606
>goes to the effort to type out a reply, find a reaction image and solve the captcha
You care mate, you care.
>>27814503
I'm sure it's just the same guy replying to himself most of the time.
I know people here are losers, but fuck me I refuse to believe they take such an interest in some degenerate Paki.
Whom by the way is probably not even 10 years away from being part of another Rochdale type gang, grooming underage white girls.
>>27814619
17, warm and sunny here m8
spending a lot of time playing factorio lads, i do actually recommend it to people with a lot of time to kill.
>>27814619
Where are you? Proper sunny where I am, just had 20 mins soaking up rays so I'm not so pasty when I go to Spain in summer.
>>27814674
Just looked at some screenshots. Looks like it will appeal to my autism
Poleaboo is quite upset with the NU-TRAXX people right now
>Hi,
>My work coach said I should contact you as he does not feel you're doing enough to help me get a job.
>Thanks,
>Poleaboo
REPLY
>I've recently sent you loads of emails regarding jobs you haven't replied to, jobs that come in as and when which I forward to all of my clients
>some shit about using the computers there
>Bitch from NU-TRAXX
>Progression and Employment Officer
REPLY
>Hi,
>You have sent me exactly 5 jobs to which I could apply to in the last month (all I got prior to this were 3 back in January, applied to all)
>The last 2 you sent me aren't even suitable for me as I don't have a driving licence for the delivery role and I live too far away for the night-shift warehouse role.
>Thanks
>>27814639
Do you really believe that? That shitposting is 'effort'?
>>27814732
You exerted energy, never mind how minimal, with the sole intention of replying to me to tell me no one cares
That constitutes as 'effort' my friend
>>27814770
\Whatever you junkie. do you expect me to actually read all that?
Poleaboo signed and sent back that legal aid form
Gonna wreck all these fuckers in court
Girls are gonna get sent down for making false accusations
Uni will be forced to close as it goes bankrupt paying me compensation
Detective will be bumped down to one of those Community Patrol jokers
week 2 of getting fit from couch potato to joining the military - feel better about myself for the first time in 4 years when i first went NEET about 2 and a half ago lads
>Master/slave morality is a central theme of Friedrich Nietzsches works, in particular the first essay of On the Genealogy of Morality. Nietzsche argued that there were two fundamental types of morality: Master morality and slave morality. Slave morality values things like kindness, humility and sympathy, while master morality values pride, strength, and nobility. Master morality weighs actions on a scale of good or bad consequences unlike slave morality which weighs actions on a scale of good or evil intentions.
Poleaboo has slave morality
>>27814639
>solve the captcha
Anon, do you not have a pass?
>>27814796
kekitty keke kek
>>27814817
>Slave morality values things like kindness, humility and sympathy
Poleaboo has none of those.
>>27814770
exerting energy is work, not effort
>>27814867
It's not about having it's about valuing
He hates people when they are unkind and unsympathetic to him
>>27814887
Will you hang yourself after your 'evidence' fails?
>>27814094
>Azis Ansari should play the Polish girls beta orbiter
but that's you
>>27814887
That's just being selfish, you're supposed to have those qualities in relation to other people and how you treat them.
You're a narcissist.
>>27814920
No, Poleaboo is the quiet guy who was wronged simply for not following the normie mantra.
He should be played Ryan Gosling. Similar to Drive.
lads
is it worth getting a facebook if i'm not a turbonormie
>>27814958
There's literally no reason to
>>27814958
not really
if you're not in secondary school it will be a bit creepy when you add people you know
>>27814920
If you've ever seen Aziz Ansiri perform and know enough about the beta orbiter, you'd know how they're a mirror match
>>27814958
its too late if you havent already added your old social circle at school when people were forced to be around you
>>27814988
I'm lonely
>>27814992
>>27815000
do I have to add people? can't I just start new?
>>27815021
do you have any friends? theres no point in having social media if youre not social
>>27814958
You'll just feel depressed when you see all your old school peers with good jobs and shit.
Don't bother.
>>27815021
>I'm lonely
Facebook wont help
>>27812895
is pupper back yet? been through it multiple times. not a good feel.
>>27815028
>>27815034
>>27815035
ok cheers lads
any other ways to not be lonely?
>>27815061
Talk to us here lad.
>>27815061
You're asking the wrong crowd desu
I personally use multiplayer video games.
>>27815061
i tried going to clubs related to my interests but it doesnt really work unless youre ultra normie tbqh family
>>27815077
>>27815086
>>27815106
righto, suicide it is then
just got the pro euro leaflet.
all these people saying theyre going tosend it back to downing street. how can u even do that?
u have to put in envelope and buy a stamp
>>27815061
Consider why you want to be around people (sex). What would you actually gain from it? (nothing) Is it worth the effort? (no) Is there an alternative way of doing it? (yes)
>>27811408
Yeah it was used famously by saint John who they say went mad and locked himself in a second story loft filled with wort flowers contained in clay pots, after opening his third eye and recognizing the existence of dark spirits all around him, who scolded him endlessly for his every mistake, and filled his mind with such angst that he felt he could barely even go on living
But what ever came of him?
>>27815259
I do need a gf but I need friends as well
I'm starting to think it's too late for me
>>27815130
Having a social life is pretty expensive desu. You save money by being a loner.
If you have a shit job then having a social life on top of that can really drain your bank account.
Ups and downs lad.
lads help
I was so fucking mad when I got that EU propoganda shit through the post that I put this on normiebook. Took this screenshot before I deleted it but everyone has seen, getting loads of messages.
>>27815316
Sorry lad, but that's fake as fuck.
>>27815292
Gf is easy. Are you at least ONE of these?
>rich/high status job
>attractive
>>27815345
i'm on 20k and I am objectively a 6/10
>>27815358
You have a shot then.
>>27815367
20k is poor and 6/10 is unattractive, are you stupid.
>>27815367
but how
how can I engineer a situation where I can talk to a girl? I've got decent patter
>>27815373
>20k is poor
20k isn't that bad. It's not minimum wage tier.
>>27815377
Go to a pub/nights out.
>>27815399
minimum wage isn't a benchmark to aspire to beat, it's literally the legal minimum
20k is just slightly above that, you won't be owning your home on 20k anywhere decent
>>27815413
on my own?
do I just sit drinking until someone talks to me?
>>27815437
Yes, but it shows girls you aren't completely worthless. Being on minimum wage is a massive red flag and pretty much a 'im a retard' sign to females.
>>27815466
girls will not be impressed by a 20k salary
20k is not enough to make up for other shortfalls like looks or height, you will not get a girl on that money
>>27813187
thats why you bring a picture or at least decide what you want and how to describe it before going in
>>27815503
I earn 20k, i'm an uggo and have agf
20k isn't good, but it's not bottom of the barrel either. It's enough that you can provide for yourself and with a partners salary combined can live decently well.
>>27813621
he put his thumb up my arse just like i suspected the dirty fucker.
did not feel good. no idea how people put things up their arse for fun
he also said they're gonna put a camera up me bum which sounds even worse
>>27815503
Money isn't all you need to get a girl, trust me I know.
Was born into a wealthy family, and want for nothing, nice house that's bought and paid for (by parents) new 70 grand Mercedes C63.
I'm 32 and would be a virgin if not for Escorts.
NEVER been in a relationship with a female.
Shit, I'm not even fat and or ugly.
Saying that money is ALL you need to get a girl is complete bullshit and pisses me off.
Tell me how I can use my money to help me get girls, I can't even make eye contact with them.
>>27815575
>you can live decently on 40k
well no shit
>>27815620
the point is that he neither money nor looks, which is what was said was all he needed
>>27815620
>Tell me how I can use my money to help me get girls, I can't even make eye contact with them.
Flash your cash you fucking retard.
For some reason, I have an urge to buy DS3 instead of pirating it.
Maybe I will, first I have to finish it to decide whether it's good or not.
>>27815664
Buy us a copy too lad
>>27815508
What if that haircut isn't compatible with you hair, you'd just be embarrassed
>>27815664
Buy us a copy too Iad
>>27814040
The other guy from Goodness Gracious Me. We don't know if pakipoo has a creepy smile however.
>>27813382
It looks nice plus you look like a normie at a glance. Perfect robot hair.
>>27815664
Pirate it but relieve the guilt of stealing by buying a copy for me.
I think I've realised that I no longer enjoy fapping, and it's simply become something I do out of habit now.
In other news Camerons pro-EU comic came through the post.
>>27813382
What's it called?
pls
>>27815844
Undercut, but that's just like the base for it.
I actually brought that picture in on my phone when I first got it.
Tomorrow will be my first ever day as a wagie. I will have to be out my door at 6:30 every day to get to next town over for 9:00 because public transport is so shit and I can't drive.
>>27816054
what job ladddo
>tfw you spend 17 quid on a premium advert on a flatsharing website only for your current flatmate to say he wants to stay
fucks saaaaaaaaaake
>>27816054
You should probably learn to drive
>>27816124
This.
If the job is going well, your top priory should be getting your licence and getting a cheap car.
would really like some (You)s lads
>>27813320
I usually just get a shave 3 all round.
Anime.
originaru komento ya zo
>>27815668
>>27815722
how did you post the same comment?
>>27816396
Why is he so based lads?
cloth rails full, I don't even own that many clothes.
think im gonna have to seprate things into seasons and then put the seasons im not using somewhere else.
fuck living in a tiny box room.
>>27816065
Just admin in the pensions department in a financial company, not actually employed by the company itself just a recruitment firm.
>>27816075
if he's the one moving out it's his responsibility to find you a new room mate
legally he has to pay until someone new moves in, that's how most contracts are written up unless you're a retard
>>27816124
>>27816215
It will be but it'll cost roughly 1000 bongs to learn and pass the test and i'll be pretty wiped out on the weekends from having 3-4 hour commutes on top of the work day.
>>27816396
Love this little fucker
>>27814148
Is that a picture of poleaboo?
I've seen 2 men with their shirts off today
>>27816667
Yes laddo.
>>27816655
Get your instructor to pick you up after/before work. Finish your lesson at home
>>27816691
suns out guns out oi oi
>>27814094
>Poleabo should be played by a white actor, Simon from Inbetweeners/Fresh Meat perhaps
Keep dreaming mate. You'll never be the alpha race
>>27816727
>alpha race
didn't say anything about being black
>>27816695
He looks like a taxi driver desu. He could have settled for a normal life, forcing some ugly pakistani girl to marry him and have his kids, but he had to get greedy and start filming Poles taking shits.
>>27814413
>His skin couldn't be much lighter
>>27814148
>tfw just waiting for the Destiny update to drop now
Massive fucking goofed hardcore with The Division update desu.
>y-yeah guys, incursions
>t-totally the same as a Raid
>d-definitely a Raid
spoilers: it's literally just a fucking wave defence mode
>>27814674
You been playing on a server mate?
i wanted to set up a britfeel group that plays some chinese-populated korean f2p MMO just for the banter and such, but my old laptop isn't even powerful enough to run them.
probably wouldn't have any interest in it anyway. oh well
gonna try some prk faggots for tea.
saying the word faggot irl still brings a childish smile to my face
>>27816850
Poleaboo thinks that could be cool
>>27816850
>f2p MMO
aka a p2w mmo
You're right, no interest.
>>27814958
I use normie book for messenger. I remove people I don't care for anymore when it tells me it's their birthday
>>27816652
nah it's just a 12 month contract
I have a blank normiebook page for when it asks me to log in with facebook some places
>>27816923
it's mostly for the banter. like the meetup but without the face-to-face interaction and that. besides, remember where you are, half of us can't afford a monthly subscription to ffxiv or whatever.
>>27816962
that's nice, deary
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