Why are cargo shorts considered autistic?
because it's what teenagers wear. if you wear them over the age of 18 you just look like a dumb child. just get plain khaki shorts instead
Because it says "my mom buys my clothes at kohls"
I wear tan dickies in the summer like a g
>>27809605
I don't wear cargo shorts but what is wrong with kohls?
>>27809605
Youre the kind of guy who will always lool autistic no matter what famuloso
Cargo shorts are only autistic if you aren't handsome/outdoorsy looking enough to pull them off.
hence why i will never own a pair of cargo shorts
>>27809634
Don't ever fucking pretend like you know me faggot
>>27809630
nothing wrong with kohls but there's something wrong with your mom taking you shopping to kohls, I always see autistic man children with there moms at kohls.
kohls has the deals though and you can occasionally find something good there.
>>27809680
you're on /r9k/ so we all know who you are
you're obviously a loser
anyways
unless you have cargo to carry in your cargo shorts, they're unnecessary
and unnecessary isn't fashionable unless it's luxurious
and cargo shorts aren't luxurious
>>27809680
I don't go with my mom to kohls but I tell her what to buy.
Am I autistic?
>wearing camo ones right now
TRY AND STOP ME
>>27809511
>baggy
>make your legs look like toothpicks
It shows that you don't know how to dress yourself, or how to pick up on social context and other nonverbal cues surrounding basic clothing styles. There are people who suffer a neurological disorder, that causes a similar defect in social perception; they're called autists.
Thus, you're labeled autistic if you wear those, since you're demonstrating the social fitness of a diagnosed autist when you do so. Further argument of this point doesn't make you any less of one, in fact quite the opposite.
>>27809712
Depends on if you ask her to buy you cargo shorts with the strings hanging, graphic t shirts with all the vidya and memes on them and new balance shoes.
>>27809702
So its just a matter of most anons not using 100% of the pockets 100% of the time
>b-but he'll never use any pockets ever
Maybe, none the less pockets are useful
what about Neku?
Much of great art is making something that is mocked, then loved. Fashion is making something that is loved, thrn mocked.
>>27809738
I tell her to buy me button down polos, the checkered ones, normal jeans and regular T-shirts.
Why in the fuck is everyone double-spacing every sentence? Cut that shit out.
Has anyone here ever asked their mom to buy them a fedora?
>>27809680
You are trying this hard on /r9k/. You are autistic as fuck and worse than the manchildren in this thread.
>>27809605
>tan dickies in the summer
Enjoy your swamp nuts.
>>27809511
If you need to wear khaki's, buy some tan levi's straight leg jeans.
>>27809680
>Don't ever fucking pretend like you know me faggot
>I wear tan dickies in the summer like a g
I'm personally surprised no one seems to have caught on to the basketball-shorts/autism correlation yet
>>27810407
Because there isn't any.
>>27810334
hey vans are comfy and not autistic delete this
>>27809765
Why do you like the checkered pattern? To me, it just looks tacky.
>>27810492
because he's in middle school
>>27809511
>wear cargo shorts all the time at college
>girls kinda arent interested at passing glance
>get to know a few during a group project
>end up going out with one
>nice dinner and night out
>return to my place
>grab some liquor from the cabinet
>she's questioning how I have liquor
>tell her I'm 26
>she gasps, says I look like I'm 18
>tell her I fuck like I'm 18 too
Women aren't the only ones who like to look younger than they are. I'm turning 27 this summer and still get carded because people think I'm underage. It's the best feeling ever.
i dont wear short trousers at all
is this jacket autistic or just cuckish
>>27810561
This entire post screams beta date raper
>>27810608
I'd say it looks plain comfortable. Now, if it's like 75+, probably autistic...
>It's OK when Chad does it
Original come and Mentos.
>>27810635
Not really, just say you lie Bernie Sanders and feminism and girls open up easy.
>>27810561
>tell her I fuck like I'm 18 too
so you thrust halfheartedly with poor aim for 30 seconds and then fall asleep?
>>27809511
Any shorts at all are autism-tier, unless they're gym shorts and you're working out. Actual adults in the real world wear pants. Unless they're #dads, and all #dads are autism-tier, stereotypical dad behavior is nearly identical to stereotypical autism behavior.
>>27809511
because they are autistic
>>27810608
I wear something like this but its a lime green color
Girls at work seem to love it for some reason. I get so much attention for it, I think people might actually be sarcastic, but none of them take a sarcastic tone about it.
>>27809511
Who cares? They're comfortable. If I look autistic so be it.
what the fuck would you need all them pockets for anyway?
>>27811008
I noticed I got some weird looks when wearing it, Not what to make of it. where do you work anyway?
>>27810608
essential carlcore
>>27810969
>I share a loft in the ghetto part of a big city to get away from the suburbs
>>27811031
If you're going for comfort, why not wear basketball shorts, pajama pants, sweatpants, etc?
>>27811062
>basketball shorts
Too light, not comfortable.
>pajama pants, sweatpants
Too hot, not comfortable.
Plus the extra pockets come in handy.
>>27811055
Yes I just bought that jacket thought it looked nice, then saw that video. I don't want to be carl I returning it tomorrow
Only pants are acceptable.
Shorts in general are a disgrace.
Order of autism
Jean shorts > cargo shorts > plaid shorts > khaki shorts
The only acceptable shorts are basketball shorts for the sole purpose of exercising.
>>27811222
This post is autistic in itself
>>27809511
I dunno over here everyone wears them
but on the other hand everyone here wears sweatpants outside too and you westerners find it weird because all billion of you are autistic, some just more than the others
cargo shorts are comfy as fuck and have lots of pockets to put stuff in
>normies just have a shit taste in clothes and only care about what looks good on them, not what feels comfortable to wear, that's why people think cargo shorts are autistic
>mfw I wear cargo shorts in the summer and don't give a shit about what people say, as long as i'm comfy
stick to your shitty, testicle-crushing, skinny jeans, normie scum.
>>27809511
If you're wearing a quality, well fitted pair as part of an overall outfit consisting of prep tier brands, then it's not autistic.
If you're wearing a cheap, ill fitting pair with white socks, autism shoes, and shitty graphic tees like a 14 year old whose mother buys all his clothes, it's pure autism.
>>27809511
Im 28.
I wear the same clothes for at least 13 years
>>27810969
>I'm too ugly and out of shape to wear quality, well fitting chino shorts like an adult - the post
>>27811222
>trying this hard
>>27811846
>being this ridiculously proud to be autistic
I love how not only do you believe you have the faintest clue what normies are like, you actually admit you wear them for their tactile purposes like a true autist would
>>27811924
>you actually admit you wear them for their tactile purposes like a true autist would
>I love how not only do you believe you have the faintest clue what normies are like
yeah bro, why even wear pants that feel comfortable to wear and have pockets at all?
who needs pants anyway right?
also please tell me what normies like to wear and what they're like, I really careI actually don't give a shit, here is your (you)
>>27809511
Cargos being unwearable over the age of 18 is the greatest lie ever perpetuated. Its a viscious attack on masculinity, dont fall for the short shorts meme
>>27812080
That's a lot of words for someone who doesn't care lel
Unfashionable
In the early 00's cargo shorts (and pants) were very fashionable.
But they have since gone out of fashion to the point that normies view them with the same contempt as bell bottoms or something.
>>27812128
>the short shorts meme
What?
>>27809758
ants/10
>>27810426
Not even a negative correlation?
>>27810561
>>tell her I fuck like I'm 18 too
This is cringey as fuck haha but hey if it works it works I guess, good for you
>>27812128
This isn't true at all, I know one guy that wears cargo shorts somewhat frequently and people talk shit about him for it behind his back all the time.
>>27812404
This is basically why. They're kind of like Crocs in that regard. They were really fashionable for a short period but then everyone started wearing them so it became unfashionable.
>>27810608
Everyone I know wears one of these in the fall and spring
Because they went out of style in the mid 2000s
Now the style is dressing like a beta nu-male faggot and wearing girl jeans.
>>27809511
its the comfiest thing you'll wear
trust me
>>27811008
they're making fun of you, that is an absolutely horrendous jacket, my dude
>>27811222
dude you're retarded
Extra space for your DS and yugioh cards.
>>27813160
>YGO
>not MTG u/b mill deck
>>27812967
Those aren't sweat pants
>>27812939
>wearing girl jeans
when the fuck did this become a trend? I see all these fucking faggots wearing skinny jeans, how do you even call yourself a man and wear skinny jeans? it just makes no fucking sense to me
>>27810407
I made a thread about it months ago.
>>27810608
You simply must be kidding me.
>>27811031
Why not just wear a bathrobe around then?
>>27811047
Fat guys like cargo shorts because of the adjustable waist band. They're the new sweatpants in that sense.
>>27813207
You autistic idiots are aware that skinny to slim fitting jeans isn't a new thing and the trend of baggy jeans and jorts you're clinging desperately too has been around for barely a decade, right?
If you're a man with issues with jeans that actually fit you, you're a fucking retard or an obese piece of shit.
>>27812712
>so it became unfashionable.
What if I start wearing something that's unfashionable and suddenly it becomes fashionable, will I be viewed as a forerunner in the field of fashion?
>>27810608
This is the perfect jacket for wearing with your hikingtism boots on trips to the mall
>>27813283
The Dude abides
Which is ironic because all the nu male faggots who love big lebowski wouldnt be caught dead outside in a bathrobe. Conform or be ostracized
Fuck you cargos are comfy as fuck and look fine
What kind of shorts should I get then I don't really have that much.
Because
>>27809511
wears them
>>27813303
Good luck autismo.
>>27813323
How do you know what nu male faggots would or wouldn't do unless you were one, you fucking autist?
Cargos are adolescent manchild tier, what a shock you're clinging to them.
>>27813324
Plain chinos that fit you properly.
>tfw you're autistic (diagnosed)
>tfw your mum tries to make you wear cargo-shorts
>used to wear them a lot
>one day hear that only gay men wear them
>start noticing this a lot
>know gay guy in real life
>he wears cargo pants
>refuse to wear cargo pants
>mum doesn't believe me when i say only gays wear them
>>27813344
Back to /fa/ faggot
>>27813323
Cargo shorts look sloppy. People who 'dress for comfort' are almost always fat or egomaniacs.
>>27813371
>triggered omega - the post
>>27813373
>People who 'dress for comfort'
>egomaniacs
lol how the fuck do you figure that?
>>27813373
And if youre fit they look perfecftly acceptable. Were talking everday wear to the shops thing, not dressed to impress
>>27813344
Aren't chinos short shorts or is there a longer style for them
How is this even an argument?
>gay friend of my dad's gf visits with his partner
>they both are paying attention to their appearance, they look like they came straight out of /fa with skinny jeans, skinny shorts above the knee etc.
>after they leave, grandma comments to me: "If a man dressed like this when I were young, he would've been called out and affronted on the streets. Men should dress like men and not like little girls."
grandma got a point there
>>27813397
Even if you're fit they're still going to look lame. Outside of maybe hiking, cargo shorts need to be avoided.
>>27810407
Because only chads wear basketball-shorts
tfw i wear me some CHINO's amiright guys?
>>27813396
The whole thinking your absolved from societal norms.
Anti-fashion guys are usually slightly autistic whose egos won't allow them to ask for help in an endeavor they clearly don't understand.
Instead they go with, "fashion doesn't matter, I only dress for comfort."
>>27809790i have before
>>27813427
Kek. Outside of athletes, basketball shorts are official retard wear.
>>27813399
If by short shorts you mean just above or below the knee, then yes. Are you too fat to wear shorts that fit properly, anon? Isn't it time you gave up the 3/4 length cargo jorts?
>>27813404
Who the fuck cares what some backwards old cunt stuck in the past thinks about how people dress? Stupid dried up whore couldn't be le fedora tipping menswear tier if she tried.
>>27813436
Yep. It's the unfashionable egoists version of taking your ball and going home.
why are /f/aggots such snobbish pricks?
>>27813436
>>27813464
Incredible amounts of this.
>>27813474
Why are clueless omegas such defensive cunts?
>>27809511
Yes, incredibly autistic.
You might as well get a tattoo on your forehead that says "I'm an unemployed, kissless virgin basement-dweller who still lives with his parents who plays video games and watches anime in his free time." It's practically the same thing.
>>27813490
wew lad, ya got me there.
>>27813436
Some people genuinely dont give a shit
I grew up with a friend who was loaded, but dressed in pretty much tradesman type clothes. did not give a shit what anyone thought. Slayed pussy, got married and has 2 kids.
Fashion is a meme, just get money and do what you want
>>27813480
Exactly. If you're not good at something, ask for help or study and get better. Saying, 'well, it doesn't matter to me anyway' is puerile.
>>27813436
>talking about adhering to societal norms on /r9k/
seriously, get out /fa/ggot
>>27813436
>>27813506
this. i dont give a shit. im genuinely autistic btw. i just cycle through the same clothes. I don't care what they look like. As long as it's a dark color, and it's loose fitting. I hate bright colored clothing (including white) and anything that's not made of a specific material.
if you wear chinos i assume youre gay
>>27813506
Fashion is no meme. And not caring about you apperance is going to be a hindrance in'getting money'
No one cares about your friend. Fashion is a multi-billion dollar industry for a reason. Every society ever has cared about fashion.
Grow up.
>>27813512
not everyone has a superficial obbsession on clothes.
>>27813538
You know 15 years ago you'd have said the same thing about cargo pants, right?
>>27813525
Don't get your cargo shorts in a bunch.
>>27813303
>What if I start wearing something that's unfashionable and suddenly it becomes fashionable, will I be viewed as a forerunner in the field of fashion?
yes, if you are attractive.
>>27809665
No, they look like shit on everyone. Any most people doing outdoors shit would be wearing cargo pants
>>27813548
but cargo shorts are apart of fashion too...
just because you dont like it, doesnt mean it isnt.
what makes you judge and jury, cunt?
>>27813548
get a load of this /fa/ggot
only women and plebeians care about fashion.
>>27813530
>I don't give a shit
>I'm genuinely autistic
Whic side do you think you're arguing?
>>27813572
and homosexuals. hence /fa/ggot.
>>27813561
youre the one getting your nu-male panties in a bunch under thos skinny jeans over my cargo pants, pal.
>>27813548
Why so defensive? Its only profitable because retards like yourself fall for it 'because everyone else does it'. A suit will get you any job, ill give you that. Thats where it ends. But you come bitch about it on this fucking website of all places
fucking end yourself
>>27813436
I acutally do give a shit and I'm still convinced that most of today's "fashionable" menwear just looks gay af with all those tight pants, shorter than short shorts and hipster boots. You /faggots are just withdrawn kids who think you're mature because you wear girly clothes.
>>27813578
are you stupid? lol
blh0x
>>27813550
'superficiality' is nonsense recited to try and make ugly people feel better.
>>27813538
When I see someone wearing chinos they are all gay no joke
>>27813571
Hey fashion is cyclical. Maybe you're the guy to bring them back. I doubt it, but maybe.
>>27810334
>cantbreathe.gif
TOP JEJ
>>27813602
why must they feel like shit, normie?
why do you feel that beautifull people are only entitled to happiness?
>>27813572
Enjoy the Men's Wearhouse. Perfect for 'getting money'.
>>27813635
>he doesnt trade from home
Top plen
>>27813593
Do you understand all the nuances in even wearing a suit properly?
>>27813595
Homophobia. The last recourse of the autistic sperg.
>>27813548
you wear a tuxedo to work nigga?
>>27813632
Biology. Sorry.
>>27810969
>>27811057
>>27811887
Holy fuck this nigger just got bodied.
>>27813662
Being this defensive and autistic.
It's just shocking that r9k can't get laid. Such a mystery.
>>27813644
The fuck are you even on about? Nuances of wearing a garment? Go to a tailor theres your nuance. Bespoke motherfucker do you speak it?
this is probably coming from guys who wear nubbuck shoes with skinny jeans from old navy
>>27813683
Well yes, bespoke is ideal. But that sure sounds like caring about fashion.
>>27813571
>trying this desperately to reframe your ignorance with this much bitterness
>>27813572
Keep telling yourself that while literally millions of men care about their appearance
>>27813587
>trying this hard
>>27813593
>being this desperate to rewrite life to suit your plebeian position of utter ignorance
>>27813595
>I'm a real man in my cargo shorts ajd autism shoes!
The hilarious thing about all this is that shitloads of current fashion is a return to classic masculine clothing and you're so socially retarded you think it's gay.
>>27813680
the only thing my job demands of me to wear is a polo shirt
go somewhere else faggot
sorry you have no personality beyond your sense of style.
>>27813710
>oho dear the witty comebacks from this refined individual
>>27813615
>all those guys wearing basic as fuck normie pants you can buy anywhere are homosexuals
I bet you think they're hipsters as well, you backwards retard
>>27813713
Kek. Get a better job. Are you familiar with the adage, 'dress for the job you want?'
>>27813724
>i can't respond with any substance after being rekt but I'll reply anyway - the post
>>27813713
>continuing to perfectly prove >>27813680
Where do you hillbillies live that you think caring about your apperance is homosexual?
>>27813730
what? youre all up in here calling people autistic for wearing cargo shorts
>>27813436
I admit I use to do this, but I'm trying. It feels weird since I still don't truly give a shit. I'm loaded and don't even know what to do, so I figured looking presentable would be a good thing to get a handle on.
>>27813760
wether or not i have been laid means nothing to this discussion
>not wearing trackpants
Shiggy
>>27813548
>Some people genuinely dont give a shit
you dont care about something i care! how dare you, you are autistic if you dont care for the same things i do. how autistic are you? he told you he dosent care and you have push your idea. your autism just triggered me
>>27813436
whats the societal norm? what lets you decide wether somethings normal or not?
>>27813765
Spend your money on things that you don't care about and aren't good at. Clothes have always made perfect sense to me. But for instance, the gym does not. I didn't say 'lifting doesn't matter', or 'physical fitness is for faggots', instead I got a personal trainer.
>>27813763
>being this bitter that yet again a complete stranger has to explain something to you that normal members of society understand
>>27811108
You are joking right?
>one person made a fool of themselves online while wearing this jacket so everyone will associate me with them if I ever wear it now
>muh cuck memes
How fucking paranoid can you get?
>>27813774
If you actually believe that you are out of your mind.
>>27813774
It was more in reference to the defensive autism you're presenting
>>27813813
To be fair, it is a horrendous jacket.
i think that cargo shorts are acceptable for adults when they go to the beach or something. obviously talking about guys because girls can wear whatever they want wherever they want.
>>27813806
Normal is a statistical average, not a decree.
>>27813807
Interesting perspective. I'll take this mentality for a spin. Thanks for the advice.
>>27813436
this is the same type of reasoning people make when judging other people on different subjects. its always their sensibilities, their values, their likes and dislikes, their fashion sense thats always the top of the latter than everyone else.
GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PIDDLING LITTLE PISSANT
youre probably a fucking needledicked manlet trying to compensate anyway
DEAR AUTIST SHIT LORDS AND SPERG BURGLARS,
I am in LA right now.
NO ONE...NO ONE...wears cargo shorts, or has for YEARS!
Are you idiots in Europe or something? DO YOU STILL LISTEN TO THAT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT SONG? STOP WEARING CARGO SHORTS!
>>27813843
They're acceptable in that sort of situation or if you're preppy frat dad.
>>27813864
what THE FUCK is it? you little bitch
>>27810561
>tell her I fuck like I'm 18 too
awkward, inexperienced, and you cum in about two minutes?
>>27813876
For non-autists fashion is a communal language. Like manners. It's not some set of rules I've created in a vacuum.
How could anyone with self-awareness walk around in public with these on
>>27813928
>communal language. Like manners.
that tells me nothing, cunt.
If there's one 'style' I hate more than any other, it's cargo shorts and high tops.
No one I've ever met who wears that shit would be worth saving in a disaster. Also, only a weirdo wears shorts all the time.
>>27813936
Yeah. Those are classics.
>>27813928
you see, THATS the thing. it is a set of rules youve created in a vacuum.
>>27813958
Cargo shorts and chuck taylors are the worst.
>>27810608
You can't possibly be kidding me
>originalus commentus desu fampai cuck
>>27813958
>>27813989
UGH i know right?!
# groanzone
>>27813978
No it's really really not. I promise you.
Because they're comfortable and functional, two things that modern society abhors.
>>27814004
pr0ve it
>>27813878
>being from LA but not comprehending that they get their fashion cues from Europe, not the other way around.
Oh God, I can't believe you think Europeans would dress that badly
>>27813954
Because you have no manners, let alone societal awareness of any sort.
>>27813978
No, it's a set of rules that evolves and is agreed upon by the masses. You seem hell bent on framing your ignorance as normal.
>>27814004
sounds like you fell in love with the /fa/ board and you soo desperatly want to fit in with them. yet somehow you think /fa/'s opinion on clothing is akin to a societal norm.
>>27813762
>dressing up nicely to go out
Not gay.
>dressing up nicely just to do things like go to the supermarket or go shopping
Absolutely gay.
>>27814029
Your plan is to rhetorically maneuver your way around fashion?
Brilliant.
>>27813958
The highly fashionable robots go to outfit
>>27814050
how do you know?
you dont know me or seen what i wear....?
>>27814034
Despite popular myth, plenty of euros dress poorly. The Germans alone. Smh.
>>27814063
yeah man, what IS fashion? not just youre personal opinion about people who wear op's pic.
>>27814016
Most clothing is comfortable. There's nothing particularly practical about them. You're lying if you're trying to claim you need multiple pockets, just buy a decent bag and grow up.
>>27814056
I've literally never been on /fa/. I live in NYC. It's part of life here.
if you autistic fucks arent wearing this you arent fashionable end of discussion....
In real life, generally nobody cares about your cargo shorts
>>27813568
what about charlie sheen? he looked pretty good in cargo shorts
>>27814099
>implying i want to carry around a bag
I work in the storeroom of a major electronics retailer and need room for tape guns, pocket knife, multitool, other miscellaneous shit, and invoices or other paper documents.
Yes, I need the motherfucking pockets.
And I don't particularly feel like changing my pants after work just to protect your delicate sensibilities.
I'm going to get a pair of these, to kick /fa/gs in the nuts.
Cargo Shorts are awesome!
>>27814097
Well, you know, that's just like your opinion man.
>>27814100
well apparently your apart of some fashion "sub culture" and think thats the pinnacle of style. or youre just lying... someone so into fashion as you and havent even browsed the fashion board on this site... sure.
>>27814120
>>27814123
You're going to have to pry these robot's cargo shorts out of their cold dead hands.
>>27814149
I live in NYC and sometimes work in fashion. Do you really think I'm turning to 4Chins for fashion advice?
im dont arguing with you /fa/glords
im out
>>27810608
if you have autism beard you would look like a school shooter.
There are two types of people who wear those shorts:
>The fat fedora
>That weird idiot who likes to do shit liking hiking and that but is also a nerd
Which are you?
>>27814242
im the: i know its shit but i have given up on life so i dont care anymore type
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>>27814112
>I don't care so nobody else does!
>>27814117
No, he didn't.
>>27814120
Yeah, you really have to carry that at all times. Come the fuck on.
Only when people stop falling for bait will I stop coming to this site.
>>27814434
>you really have to carry that at all times
Yeah cunt, I really fucking do.
I need a pocketknife for opening boxes, a tape gun for sealing them, a multitool for uncunting broken machines I'm supposed to be repairing, invoices because at least 50% of my job is picking things from the warehouse, any number of lists or notes that I've got to action, and this is just what I usually carry. I'll pick up screws or bits and pieces or even just rubbish and carry it around until I walk past a bin. Plus I usually have a bottle of water on me because the aircon is fucking awful.
Yes, you stupid little shit, some of us who actually have to work for a living need to carry around tools to do our job. But I wouldn't expect you to understand that, Mr Frycook.
>>27814460
The knives would fit in your pocket and the gun is something you can leave on a desk or table until you actually need it. The paperwork would sit happily on a clipboard.
It's pretty hilarious you think an entry level warehouse job is working for a living, no wonder you can't into basic organisation and need multiple pockets like a spastic child, a child who thinks a fucking pocket knife is classified as tools
t. someone with thousand of dollars worth of actual tools they use in their job
>>27814528
>the gun is something you can leave on a desk or table until you actually need it
The warehouse I am responsible for has over 100,000 square feet of floorspace. Our desk is too far away to be practical.
>cart a clipboard around
>or just fold that shit up and put it in my pocket where i can ignore it
>The knives would fit in your pocket
Not with all my other shit.
>entry level warehouse job
Trust me m8, it's not entry level. You have no idea how much stock I am responsible for.
>t. someone with thousand of dollars worth of actual tools they use in their job
Why would you just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>27814572
>You have no idea how much stock I am responsible for.
...
>Why would you just go on the internet and tell lies?
I'm sorry your high school drop out tier job makes you incapable of process that it's pretty easy to acquire thousands of dollars worth of tools in the course of working in a job that requires more than a pocket knife and a tape gun
>>27810608
That's the fleece jacket I own right now. It was only 60 bucks at REI which is like a third of the price of a north face and even 20 bucks cheaper than a youth north face.
>>27814626
>tradie bragging about his skilled profession
Top fucking queq. At least I have a degree, cunt.
I don't give a shit about your tools you fucking moron. All I care about is that I have a lot of shit to carry and need pockets to put it in. I'm not going to deliberately inconvenience myself to protect your precious feelings.
>>27814242
The weird idiot 2bh
I have enough self-awareness to know this
>>27814120
Literally the same job that the 40 year old virgin has
Hahahaha
>>27814775
>people have jobs
Hahahahaha hilarious.
>All you fucking autists arguing over what clothes will somehow make you magically non-retarded
Fashion autists are the fucking worst. Everyone can see you are a retard hiding behind what a retard thinks is fashionable normie clothing. I used to think like that, then I grew up and adressed my actual issues.
>>27814784
HAHAHA!! Your killing me man
>>27809722
Same here, suck my micropenis op, you fucking normalfag. Go back to normieville where fashion is a thing
>>27814869
>normieville
Like its a bad thing
>>27814242
>>That weird idiot who likes to do shit liking hiking and that but is also a nerd
That sort of applies to me, accept for the idiot part. In fact, My IQ is well above 130.
>>27814630
Here's what my outfit looks like this spring. I also have a wool hat that I wear.
>buy clothes at goodwill
>save money for vidya, tendies, and alcohol
>mfwI have a gf
I'm wearing cargo shorts with socks and sandals.
And a black t-shirt featuring a wolf on it.
I am UNSTOPPABLE.
>>27814930
>wanting to be a normalfag
>being this cucked
>>27809511
I live on the outskirts of a wealthy conservative Christian neighborhood and whenever I travel into the local shopping area, all the 40 year old men I see are wearing these shorts. If these are 'tistic then the /pol/ dream world is full of 'tism.
>>27815203
I'm 40 and you couldn't pay me to wear those autismo shorts.
Conservative Christians are not know for he fashion sense, or social grace.
And they're only 'wealthy' in flyover state hellholes.
I wear cargo shorts with a t-shirt because I have a CCW. The shorts help break up any kind of printing that might hint there's a gun at my side and the pockets are useful for the extra loaded mag I carry along with my wallet and cell.
Most of us are shut-ins, autists, etc. who are we trying to impress?
>>27815572
>Most of us are shut-ins, autists, etc. who are we trying to impress?
Hence why cargo shorts are considered autistic.
C'mon, try and keep up.
>>27810808
Its not the man who wears the clothes but the clothes wears the man.
The sooner you people realize this the better.
>>27810808
even on this guy, they look white trashy and sloppy. At least he is at the beach I guess.
>>27815658
Yeah, stylish men stopped wearing shorts below there knees years ago.
If you're over the age of 20, stop wearing shorts. It's time to be a man and wear pants.
>>27815754
Ridiculous. If it is over say 85 degrees outside shorts are acceptable for men of any age. Obviously don't wear them to work or out to diner, but there are plenty of scenarios where they are fine.
Obv, if you are out of shape or are wearing cheap sloppy clothes, nothing will look good.
>>27813710
>modern fashion is a return to classic masculine clothing
>menswear
>not the gayest shit ever
>>27816109
>I don't understand something, so it's gay.
Stay neckbeard my friend.
>>27816177
Fashion is for niggers and women. Men should have style, but following metrosexual trends is objectively gay my sjw friend
>>27816207
Forgot pic. It's what all true effeminate male strive for
This is the correct style and length of shorts for around college-age guys to wear. I know that it's dumb to bend to society's fashion trends, but these really are 100x better than cargo shorts in most situations.
>>27816254
That's not fashion that's just stylish.
>>27816207
>Fashion is for niggers and women
kek. Nope, totally not a neckbeard.
>but following metrosexual trends is objectively gay my sjw friend
No one is advocating following metrosexual trends.
>>Men should have style,
Then stop making strawman arguments and put down the dumpy formless cargo shorts.
>>27816225
Brah, that looks a whole lot better than:
>>27813401
>>27816254
men are going even slimmer and shorter these days
shouldn't have skipped the gym all winter lads..
>I don't care about fashion
>Fashion is for faggots
>I don't give a shit about what I wear
>DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY CARGO SHORTS, AUTISM SHOES, AND FINGERLESS GLOVES!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE
Every time
Never change, autists.
>>27816353
>not fashion
>just stylish
Fashion is who wears it, now what they wear
>>27816483
I think what they're trying to say is that fashion is a dynamic, and an inherently mercurial one.
Style, would be something of inherent aesthetic value which would transcend fashion.
It's a nonsense false dichotomy.
All style is subject to fashion.
>>27816465
>>DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY CARGO SHORTS, AUTISM SHOES, AND FINGERLESS GLOVES!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE
They get so hostile. It's unbelievable.
Comfortable and stylish aren't mutually exclusive terms. If you get well made clothes that fit you properly then theyll feel just as comfortable.
Also, you may not care how you look but it makes a huge difference towards other's perception of you. Its not difficult to find comfortable good looking clothes but if you can't be bothered then you really can't get pissed off about it.
>>27816363
Oh I would never wear cargo shorts in a million years. I'm just saying the fashion industry has taken advantaged of an entire generation of "men" willing to break out of traditional gender roles.
>>27809790No, but she bought me two trilbies. Both that I told her I wanted.
>>27816720
>I'm just saying the fashion industry has taken advantaged of an entire generation of "men" willing to break out of traditional gender roles.
This is ridiculous. If the men wanted to break out of their gender roles, how where they taken advantage of?
Neckberads, get this though your ridiculous brains, the only thing that makes you 'gay' is participating in homosexual sex.
>>27809511
>only wear khaki cargo pants/shorts
>put wallet in cargo pocket
>don't have ugly ass bulge on front pocket/my ass
>keep handful of condoms in the other pocket for all the bitches that want to fuck me for seeing how much utility i have
You know what's really bad? Guys who go to the gym and work out in cargo shorts.
>>27816849
all orgeno content
I just wear chinos, I don't see why people wear shorts at all, they are uncomfortable in my opinion. Too drafty.
Although I do live in Canada.
