how on fucking EARTH can we compete with this
>>27806635
by not living in africa
>>27806635
By eating and lifting.
well, for starters, I'm never shoveling mud into a truck....
we dont have to... we built excavators and tippers, etc
>>27806635
by shoveling dirt into a truck for a living and studying Shakespeare in our free time
>tfw work horse nigga critiques pynchon as a hobby
it's over
>>27806635
Hello newfriend!
Why don't you keep /pol/ on /pol/? That way /pol/ gets to talk about cuckoldry and /r9k/'s posters don't have to filter this thread?
Thanks and good luck settling in! Most people from Reddit do just fine here. :)
>>27806635
My gf likes a little body fat because it's better for cuddling
>>27806635
It's not too hard to compete, really.
>>27806635
That man's life is suffering.
He's almost a slave being worked to death.
I think it's fair to say he'd trade places with you if he could.
protein
being able to speak english
being moderately intelligent
>>27806753
he doesn't have to live life in isolation he has a purpose
>>27806734
Oh shit my balls lol
>>27806635
Dude is dehydrated.
>>27806635
>Compete with it
>not competing for it
>>27806734
>implying you wouldn't have shit your pants, dropped your gun, and run away to later be court-martialed and shot for cowardice
>>27806667
Negroes think "backhoe" is slang for a woman's ass.
>>27806734
This was a damn good movie but its true, also there is a .gif of zimzam fighting with his head on a brit and stabs treyvon kek
>>27806974
x2
>>27806734
imagine a group of these shirtless niggas sprinting at you full speed with a club in their hand with one intent in their minds and one intent only to bludgeon your head in
>>27806936
w-why does this lady have a penis sempai?
>>27806936
What was the point of posting traps
>>27807038
more like semi-pai, amirite??
>>27807016
>he doesn't know about the battle
>>27807016
>I didn't watch Zulu
They are the perfect slave race: Breed like rabbits, eat and enjoy cheap scraps of food, skin doesn't burn in the sun, water beads off their head-pubes, big nostrils to cool the body in the cotton fields, smart enough to (somewhat) speak your language, but too stupid to ever improvise an escape, hell they are even color coded so if one does somehow get away anyone looking at them can instantly tell they are a slave.
me ooga booga stone click clack use computer white wimminzzzz
I have an advantage that this black man doesn't have.
I am HIV negative. Checkmate
by not using a fucking shovel
>>27806635
With this you limp-dicked cuck. Whites have actually figured out how to move wet sand without breaking our backs. I'll be laughing as this nigger approaches his 34 year life span.
The truck is stuck and they're digging it out, you racist homos. Go back to your fucking cancer ward.
>>>/pol/
>>27806667
>>27807134
>>27807216
yes, ialreadyknowthisisntoriginal
>>27806635
Let's be honest, we can't, none of us can ever hope to compete with a prime African male.
Black Men are ripped, muscular SEX GODS who sweat pheromones like waterfalls and make white women ovulate within a 1000 miles radius of them. They possess the ultimate weapon of conquest, which can claim even entire races without a single bullet having to be fired - the BBC!
When white bois see a Black Man coming, they naturally lower their gaze to the ground in submission, knowing full-well how completely and utterly powerless, pathetic, meek, mentaly ill wrecks they are in comparison to a Black GOD.
No matter how much you autistic cuckolds here on 4chan bitch and moan, natural selection already dictates that whites get weeded out of existence by more evolutionary fit Africans.
>>27807231
you homophobic nigger
>>27807231
Get AIDS and die you niggerfaggot
>>27806635
by going to a gym
One wordbullets
>>27807216
>limp dicked
look at my forearm and tell me that african men don't have top tier genetics
The same we "compete" with work horses and oxen and the like.
I'm sick of these god damn diggers digging around the neighborhood. Somebody needs to deal with this digger problem once and for all.
>>27806936
>Bosch on the back
Somehow I think he would approve
>>27807099
Sounds like you didn't. The zulus had to retreat because a larger British army was about to attack them from behind. Later on British propaganda services made up a history about the Zulus being routed by the small garrison and everyone went along with it.
The French tried to do the same by inventing a similar battle on the Point Saint Luis in 1940, and no one believed them
>>27806635
Because we're white and we will always win over them.
>>27807522
Who gives a fuck? Niggers lost. We conquered Apefrica. Deal with it, nignog
>>27807522
>Overwhelming numerical superiority.
>Have already engaged.
>Your race can run faster and longer than most horses.
>Lose
>Cucked descendants of your conquerors mewl and squeal your vindication because stuff.
>>27806635
>Using angles to make them not look like manlets
>>27807313
Try shoveling two shifts a day
>>27807715
Im a fucking normie/chad by your guys standards and even Im going to have to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at this fucking shit.
>How can we even compete.
>Gyms catch wind of this
>Install sand pens
>Two men perpetually shovel sand back into each other's pen
How can home gyms compete?
>>27807949
You can't.
The Congolese shovel sand 20 hours each day just to compete.
>>27807715
its like he has a dead fish where is dick is supposed to be
>>27808351
There is nothing to be upset about.
There is nothing to Goldblum-post about.
fuck this board
more dick trolling threads than anywhere else on the net outside of straight cuck porn sites
>tfw decent dick
>tfw gf thinks it's yuge, but *I know* its just above average and ~Aesthetic~
>gf says 'so deep, youre so big anon'
>gf likes to suck me off
>long bouts of intimate sex
>make her cum a million times
>gf laps jizz off my body
>utterly satisfying
Yet I'm still triggered by these giant dong threads
damn my weak infantile broken mind
and god damn this board, source of poison!
I'm going back to /co/ you nerds
>>27806635
I don't see any chicks in that picture, dude, they're probably all fags so don't worry.
>>27808615
Stop being so self conscious, senpai
If you really are the best your gf has ever had then you don't have anything to be upset about
I mean, she has told you you're her best lay, as she lays there in a puddle of her own fluids, trying to stop her legs from shaking, right?
the men in the picture are probably Christians with families so they aren't concerned with sexual competition.
>>27808742
>blacks
>families
>not concerned with sex
let me guess, you dont have a lot of experience with blacks?
>>27808462
That dick looks like it's being bashful.
>>27806635
Eat even leaner than him.
>>27807522
>Holding a missionary post for two days against vastly superior number isn't impressive at all
Ok, sure. Now explain how pic related is totally underwhelming.
>>27810183
Why are you people going on tangents when we need to stay true to OP's true intentions for this thread?
>>27810183
>3,000+ dead in a single battle (more like a mass murder if you ask me)
>mfw whites bitch about "white genocide"
Fucking hypocrite racists.
>>27806635
That nigger looks straight up simian. Not even being rude.
>>27806635
Moneyoni-chan
>>27810254
hint: his dick is about 8 inches
pretty big, but enhanced by angles and the fact that a 5'3 asian chick is sitting right next to him
>>27810712
Stay mad, OP. Not every Asian chick is 5'3".
>>27810799
no but she is
>oneitis is 5'3"
>if my dick was at least, AT FUCKING LEAST 6 inches, I would have her wrapped around my little fucking finger
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST WANT TO DIE
I WILL NEVER HAVE A GOOD DICK
I WILL NEVER HAVE A BRAIN THAT DOESN'T COME UP WITH THIS SORT OF SHIT
WHY IS MY DICK SO PATHETIC
WHY IS MY BRAIN A FUCKING TRAITOR
I WANT TO BE NORMAL
>>27810806
Okay Zulu warrior, stereotypes are okay but only when you say so.
>>27806635
they're barely the height of two vehicle tires and probably weigh 110 pounds apiece. not to mention that whole living in the shit hole of the planet on the other side of the world.
and you really see them as competition? you're a pathetic cuck piece of shit.
>>27807949
>How can we even compete.
by being taller than ~5'5, for starters.
>>27810712
>pretty big, but enhanced by angles and the fact that a 5'3 asian chick is sitting right next to him
fuck man, i know. i dated a girl who was 5 foot nothing and about 90 pounds, now i've got a big dick at a little under 8 inches, but it was the size of her forearm and she thought it was like 12 inches long.
What about Jadens gf?
>>27811184
they are the perfect mix
>>27806635
This is how
>go to Africa
>have kid with black woman
>make him work for 12 cents per day when he turns 9
>he has to buy his own food which obviously won't be enough so he resorts to eating insects rodents and drinking shit water from the shit Lake
>he will knock up some fat ugly BITCH by 14 and have to work extra hard for a raise to 20 cents
>he will have died by 40 or 50 not having achieved anything
>>27811203
idk about perfect he has god tier genes shes just a sloot he'll probably have many a sloot in his life.
>>27806635
IDK maybe by being bigger and stronger and not having ugly monkey heads
>>27811203
is she some tumblrstagram slut?
>>27811184
Jaden is a gay bitch who wears skirts. That is his friend.
>>27806635
Don't respond to the shills.
>>27811419
>Jaden is a gay bitch who wears skirts.
Hollyweird illuminati gender bending shit
I don't know how they get away with it
>>27811430
Watch Jaden in interviews.
He's on the highway to sex change city, you can tell he's uncomfortable in his skin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu5t1ekej-4
>>27811462
>whites are so stupid we have to post big white dick porn to counteract the cuckoldry brainwashing/goading
>>27808615
>>gf laps jizz off my body
Nigga, you gay
>>27811503
>My IR celebrity pairing troll didn't work
Just count yourself lucky we don't spam your echo chambers with our propaganda after watching you people post 25 racebait threads a day.
>"straight" men have this many pictures of penis saved
Loving every laugh
>>27811573
>Anonsteins spam BBC for years
>Lol white men are pathetic XD
>Anons spam BWC
>Lol white men are pathetic XD
Hmm
>>27811573
>He says, as he sits on his 45GB cuck porn spam folder and shill checks
>>27811599
Nope, I've been calling all of you faggots pathetic, regardless of the color of penis lol.
The cuckposters are just as gay as you guys, but they're far more annoying.
>>27811614
>2016
>saving porn
wew
>>27811550
Did they hire the Taimanin Asagi cameraman for this?
>>27811626
>color
>all races are identical, except for skin color!
This meme is really getting old.
>>27811626
It's funny you're here to complain this time but you're mysteriously absent for the 3 or 4 constantly self-bumping shill threads on page 1
>>27811632
You get lost, little buddy?
>>>/pol/
We get it, HURR I HATE NIGGERS HURR 6 GORLLIONZ HURRR WE WAZ KUNGS HURRR
>have 5.5 inch dick
>tiny as fuck flaccid but has girth
>still have made many girls orgasm just from penetration
>>27811649
I'm in a skype convo atm so I can only focus on one thread at a time, and this was the first on page 1
>>27811626
>not having a collection of your favorites in 4k
enjoy buffering old classics at 480p
>>27807121
You're right, it's like they evolved to be slaves.
>>27811668
>watching professional porn
Biggest sign of a closeted faggot, you like your dicks in perfect picture.
True patricians fap to amatuer shaky cam
>>27811651
>being this offended
>strawmanning this hard
Jesus dude.
>>27806999
It's not "negroes", it's "negros" you fucking retard
>>27811651
Go back to your shill thread.
>>27811761
You're so fucking gay, holy shit.
I hope your mom finds all these pics of dicks on your computer and throws your NEET ass out
>>27811801
Into the sea
>>27811801
I don't think your fellow libcucks would appreciate the tone in which you use "fag."
Grab your shillbux and go.
>>27811902
Point out were I used the word "fag" in this post, please >>27811801
>>27811724
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Negro
>plural Negroes
Can you feel it? The sting of embarrassment?
>>27810256
burn in hell race traitor.
>>27806635
Phew, that was close!
Your race-shill thread almost slid away after I started posting dicks! Can't let that happen!
>>27806635
Almost twice as intelligent on average. DOn't like like a gorilla.
Quite easily, anon.
>>27807715
how in the fuck do we actually compete with that? Like seriously
>>27807522
>implying Pont Saint Louis wasn't for real
Nice try Gino.
>>27807556
No you didn't you moutbreather. Your obese body is rotting in a chair in a basement infront of a computer. You did shit. And now China is sticking its dick in your butt in the South China Sea.
Deal with it, goblin.
>>27806734
The sauce aplease robote!
>>27807715
Who da fuck is that?
>>27807715
Saved for future fap material
>>27807121
>enjoy cheap scraps of food
Since when?
by being his owner.
>mfw the white race won't even make it half way through the 21st century
>mfw whitebois think their racist comments matter
>mfw there's nothing whitebois can do to save their dying race, and all their comments are just piss in an ocean full of media propagated Negrophilia
You've approached your eleventh hour my pasty friends.
>>27811184
she is in for dem moniez
>>27811419
my sides
>>27806635
dark skin makes him look more ripped than he is, why do you think bodybuilders spray tan themselves dark brown?
