>bf broke up with me
>no money and no job
Basically i want to start whoring myself out, how much would you be willing to pay for an hour based souley on my body
pic related
>>27806092
>1.jpg
not even worth getting angry over
>>27806105
What do you mean? i don't get the joke i'm english if that helps
>>27806092
>Cutting board tier chest
>Shit tier curves
A penny per hour.
>>27806174
I mean seriously if i was there what price do you think i would ask
>>27806210
I'd kick you out if you expected more than 20$ per hour.
>>27806248
Yeah but would you really, no.
Do you have a penis? Serious question. I wouldn't pay for that, but there's definitely a market.
>tfw shill trying to whore herself out in this kind of rape economy
Not falling for the allebaitions famalama.
>>27806269
No
>>27806273
Lmao i don't know what you posting but it's not some kind of trick i'm just asking for opinions
>>27806261
You think way too highly of yourself, whore.
>>27806092
5 dolla sucky sucky
>>27806302
I don't, but you clearly do or else you wouldn't have posted it in the first place
>>27806310
Not asian
>>27806210
I'll take the bait. You have no tits, probably no ass. You aren't fit (no muscles) so you probably puked to lose weight. An honest rate would be like $30 per hour.
Do lots of squats and crunches, you need to get some abs and an ass. Also, if you have some money saved up, consider a boob job
As is, maybe $100 an hour realisticly if no stds and you're a good fuck. With implants and working out, maybe $150-$200
OP, you look Asian. I'm sure you can find some desperate weeb to look after you.
>women would rather be whores than be your wife
I bet we could have made each other pretty happy, but we'll never know. You chose a miserable degrading path, and even if you did give it a chance, you'd end up leaving me eventually.
Great plan, OP!
>find a gullible virgin
>fuck him
>let him cum inside (teehee i'm on the pill!)
>alternatively poke holes in the condom
>scream rape
>get infinite emotional and economical support by whiteknights
>set up charity/patreon for rape victims in your area
>be forgotten in 2weeks time
>keep all the money to yourself
Women truly are oppressed by the patriarchy.
>>27806312
you don't have to be asian to get a fiver the easy way
i have five dollars
>>27806316
>>27806310
>>27806248
Where do you live that whores are so cheap?
...and how do I move there?
This is a guy mates, how the Fuck can you not see that.
>>27806092
what the fuck is going on with your stomach
fix that first
>>27806346
We're on 4chan. It's not that we can't see it. We're just used to it by now
>>27806337
whores have commitment to the profession, i'm trying to get someone worth less like OP
>>27806337
Ohio. There are tons of "strip clubs" where it's $100 for a "massage." This roastie is lanky skin and bone with no tits and no ass. Probably a 5/10 face. She would never get more than $40 an hour.
>>27806092
You look like a trap post vagina spread open or show penis
>>27806092
Proper place to whore yourself out to more thirsty fucks willing to pay
>>>/soc/ is that way
>>27806316
I don't puke to make myself skinnier i eat all the time too, just don't put on weight i guess
>>27806318
Thanks, but i don't want to get implants or do any kind of workout, im healthy enough
>>27806319
I'd like that but they would probably backout when it got too real
>>27806329
read above
>>27806330
Yeah i'm not a femenist
>>27806334
kek
>>27806346
i'm not a guy
>>27806349
:)
>>27806383
i don't have a penis as i said before
>>27806092
Location, OP? You can stay with me as long as I get to fuck you.
>>27806092
Flat chest, no curves can't see face or cunt or even nipples? Prob nothing when I can go to a club and get one for free maybe 50$ to fuck if I saw the rest
>>27806390
>>>>/soc/
Pretty sure more virgins here who will pay better
>>27806383
Too narrow shoulders to be a trap. She's just another no tit no ass 4/10 roastie that tries to boost her ego by posting on the more autistic boards.
>>27806400
Wait, are you from Poland?
>>27806092
Saving myself for a life partner so I ain't buying.
You're very thin and it's not attractive.
>>27806393
>i eat all the time too, just don't put on weight i guess
she's retarded too guys
Serious op bend down and show ass with or without pantie .
I legit want to see if you are at least fuckable in this business..
>>27806400
Leeds england
>>27806411
No
>>27806415
no
>>27806312
Kek nice logic. Just because someone replies doesn't mean they care.
Not the one you're replying to, but I'm just browsing and am bored. I'm sure he is in a similar position. Replying does not = caring.
Also, 4/10 at best. Being skinny doesn't make you attracctive anymore. You need to stand out with big boobs/butt/nice face. Post face or gtfo.
>>27806092
>if you were a boy or trap
Anything, or fuck it you can live with me
>girl
$30 an hour tops, I'm positive I could get it for free, though.
PS
>being completely reliant on someone who could drop you in a second
why'd he dump you anyway thot
>>27806424
>Leeds england
Not too far. How tall are you?
>>27806393
>you'd backout when it got real
No fuck your stupid rationalization. I'm not your stupid ex Chad bf. I'm a hard working military guy and all I want more than anything is someone who cares about me and is loyal. You would rather take nasty neckbeard dick then give happiness a chance. Keep destroying yourself though. Let us know how whoring yourself out works for you
>>27806438
5'6
>>27806436
>why'd he dump you anyway
He cheated on me and i said me or her
As the old saying goes... Tits or gtfo
>>27806449
Why don't you just rape some afgans on you're next tour and stop being so salty
>>27806460
Yeh, you can stay in my apartment without doing anything, as long as I can fuck you as often as I want. I live in Norway.
>>27806460
Hahahaha dumb ass roastie. He cheats on you and then you give him an ultimatum. This just proves it. Women are fucking retarded
>>27806460
Wow, you're pretty dumb, huh?
is the other girl better looking
be honest
>>27806488
How about I bite both your fuckin ears off Internet tough guy
ops pic was posted in the body rate thread on soc
>>27806092
TIME-FUCKING-STAMP OR GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>27806491
If you can pay for my plane ticket since i have no money it's a deal, i kind of want to see a picture of you to know your not some kind of murderer though
>>27806502
Well what else was i supposed to do
>>27806508
Yes she was but i'm not bitter about it all
I've only fucked prostitutes who aren't chestlets. I wouldn't pay money for a basic bitch.
>>27806539
>If you can pay for my plane ticket since i have no money it's a deal,
Yes obviously, a plane ticket costs nothing anyway. Give me some kind of contact info and I'll send you a picture and we can discuss things
>>27806512
Yeah why don't you post the navy seal copypasta
>>27806515
so what
>>27806516
:)
>>27806553
>chestlets
Lol i bet you have never left your basement
Waiting for marriage, so no. Your body looks average but nothing any decent guy would pay for.
>>27806092
>bf broke up with me
>now im going to be a literal whore
No wonder you got dumped. Have fun dying alone, whore.
>>27806575
I have a throwaway[email protected]
Dumb ass bitch. You come to the board that hates woman the most to ask what we would pay to fuck you? Are you really this fucking stupid?
>>27806600
Implying you wouldn't pay me
>>27806597
Bitter.
>>27806581
The day will never come if you don't talk to girls you know
>>27806578
Oh its a troll.
Fuck I feel dumb now
>>27806092
Not white knighting, but I don't know where these faggots are getting their figures from. A hooker half your attractiveness would cost like $100 an hour. I'd probably pay $200 an hour tbqh
Probably the most important thing you cunts will read this year. The reason why we intrinsically want a virgin wife
Basically the more males you sleep with the more cellular dna that gets transferred into your blood and eventually crosses the blood-brain barrier to stay dormant inside you until you have your first/next child. shitty genes e.g mental/physical disorders, family illness may get passed through from all the shit cunts you sleep with.
pretty much you want to sleep with only one male if possible in your life time, you'll shit on the chemical/dna connection your child has to the father and ultimately make a weaken family
this usually occurs during pregnancy, they also found when doing an autopsy on an elderly lady that she had dozens of males dna in her. she never gave birth once.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/09/120926213103.htm
TL-DR for the sake of your soul and possible future family. go pursue some other work, put some energy into something more positive NOW not later. I love you anon, goodluck
>>27806625
Do you live in england also? what state if america?
>>27806625
>Not white knighting
Proceeds to white knight
>>27806618
I go on dates pretty often, I'll start worrying if I'm like 25 and still don't have anyone I want to marry.
>>27806092
None rostie fuck off and die.
>>27806642
I am litteraly a virgin
>>27806659
Sure you do pal
>>27806651
I live in Ireland, so actually those numbers would be euros
>>27806092
250 dollary doos of united states currency until my post is original
You fucking retards are falling for the biggest bait ever. The pic was posted on multiple boards and is in a few /soc/ threads.
i wish my gf was petite like you instead of being thick
feels bad man
>>27806092
Get a real job you cunt and earn it /thread.
>>27806689
Do you often use whores in ireland?
>>27806700
thanks
>>27806092
>used up roastie
you are not even worth free
>>27806681
You're an idiot if you throw away your virginity for a couple bucks. It's worth way more than that.
>>27806578
>Lol i bet you have never left your basement
Yeah I only leave to get food and fuck prostitutes on occasion. Welcome to 4chan.
>>27806715
Tell her to stop fucking eating then
>>27806720
Same to you faggot why are you shitposting when you could be earning a real mans wage working 70 hours a week down the coalmill
>>27806723
i'm a virgin so not used up
>>27806732
It's really not
>>27806721
>Do you often use whores in ireland?
A few times, yeah. I wouldn't call it regular.
>>27806092
all depends on what nation.
Eastern Europe: $20
America: $100
>>27806744
(you) bad bait my scummy friend
>>27806744
I've spent over 500 dollars on dates trying to find a girl who I like and is a virgin. It's worth much more than you think, and not even just to basement dwellers. A lot of great guys consider it a huge bonus.
>>27806789
Fucking a woman with absolutely no skill in bed. Wow, such a huge bonus. Also I don't want hymen blood on my dick. I'll stick with my milfs, thanks
Literally a trap.
No tits, no waist, big ugly goofy ass feet and shapeless legs.
>>27806837
>Com firmed troll
were done here you been spotted.
>>27806837
Maybe it's worth nothing to you, but to a decent amount of people it's worth a lot.
>>27806092
my advice would be to become a girl streamer playing some vidya on twitch for $
or do webcam chatting for creeps online to make bank
there is a lot of weird fetish type things you can try look through on the internet aswell
please dont come back here you have no business taking advantage of poor insecure robots
Guys please disreguard this thread i have found someone to help me out
>>27806659
>I'll start worrying if I'm like 25
I'm 30, handholdless and apparently the myths are all wrong and you don't become a wizard. Shit sucks, 0/10, will not play again.
But anyway. I wasn't worrying either, and look where that got me.
>>27806092
If you need to have money and a job, why didn't you consider whoring yourself while you were still together? Are you some sort of golddigger?
>>27806912
Liar, don't listen to this troll. I am still looking for a place to stay. If you buy me a plane ticket I will be whatever you want me to be
young chicks = $200 hourly easy. 150 HH 120 SS
you need a bodyguard though or you'll get robbed.
If that is really you there is no way you are over 14.
>>27806460
>5'6
>no tits or ass
Are you a fucking male elf preset?
>>27806659
i'm 35 and alone with a gun next to me and i'm piss drunk waiting for one day to end it.
>>27806970
The question is if by that time the non-virgins will be willing to settle for you.
>>27807036
I don't know, things have been ok so far. Only time will tell.
>>27806919
Damn bro that sucks. I know you have heard it a million times but maybe you should start working out? Jiu jitsu changed my life. It seriously gave me the confidence that makes everything else seem insignificant.
>>27806092
100 for 30 mins
100 for an hour, and you don't have to work it.
I get off on using women, I cum so hard when they look depressed or bored. Bonus points for dabbing/tastefully silent tears.
>>27807079
I could start working out, and put some effort into getting a gf, unfortunately my hair is greying in a very un-clooney way, and I'm also balding. Besides this, a natural idleness obstructs me from laboring to accomplish much of anything.
Thankfully my dick is still working.
>>27807211
Yeah, I joke about my grand scheme of digging a hole near a yoga studio, concealing it and just laying down at the bottom ass naked with a boner.
Higher chance of success of getting pussy than my current day to day life, too fucking apathetic and lazy.
>>27806092
>no tits
>white girl (no) ass
>big ugly feet
>ugly man hands
>not showing face, so probably really bad
>narrow hips
you really have no future in porn or camwhoring unless you find a ridiculously niche fetish and spend your whole time catering to it
I have no idea what that even would be, not footfags, not pedofags, not titfags, not fatfags, not musclefags, not trannyfags
honestly, you'd be better off going to a retail store and applying there than trying to get into camming when you look this bad
and I really mean it
now get off this board and stop wasting our time
>>27806092
You're worth about $100 per hour.
And yes, I know it's bait, but I'm just humoring the OP.
It was all an elaborate ruse, folks
>>27806092
I'll pay you 100 good-boy points (around 77 pretty-princess points) to GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE STUPID FUCKING ROASTIE.
>>27808584
>I'll pay you 100 good-boy points (around 77 pretty-princess points
holy fucking kekd
>>27806745
>whores
>Ireland
I bet they look manlier than me, anon
>>27806761
Western EU - 40
Northern EU(Baltic region, Scandinavia, UK) - around 60-70 euro idk how much is it in british pounds
Balkans/southern italy - you are literally unfuckable tier
>>27806909
This.
