If you had a qt gf, what sort of stuff would you like to do with her other than fug?
Make her food and get her plump.
play guitar and sing with her
I want a gf with a beautiful voice and musical talent
>>27805043
play vidya, watch animu, have discussions about our views on things
make each other food, smoke weed together, just do special things for each other
Last time I had a gf, we just watched TV or listened to Internet radio.
Fug
Literally just fug
>fug
>rest
>fug
>tfw no Star Butterfly gf
;~;
>>27805043
Learn from each other, go camping, accomplish goals, make food together, go for walks, cuddle, watch stuff together, be a source of kindness and comfort in each others lives
>>27805043
Probably go out every few days and get chocolate milkshakes.
Take walks in the forest and try to find old buildings that we can climb on.
I think it'd be awesome to take turns reading a book together.
She's good at singing so maybe she could sing some of the songs she enjoys.
Sit by the lake and just spend time with each other, talk about stuff she likes to do as the sun sets and the sky turns a pretty night blue, and fall asleep on the patio swingset
Man I'm not even sexually attracted to my crush, I just want to cuddle with her and do fun stuff
Vidya, go places and have fun, watch TV. You know, normal relationship stuff
>go on walks together
>lay in bed and force her to listen to good music
>watch good films together
basically just what i do now but with a qt to share the things i enjoy with
>>27805240
>Probably go out every few days and get chocolate milkshakes
fast road to running shits, bro
>>27805043
Cuddle, make love, see movies, play Runescape and COD, go out to fancy places, laugh at each others jokes.
But alas this is a lonely world.
>>27805232
>tfw no slave Star Butterfly gf
>>27805241
You could've just said Netflix n chill
>>27805312
That's something we'll have to deal with together then, because chocolate milkshakes are my reason to live
>>27805043
restaurants
I'm always thinking of nice restaurants I want to go to but I can't go with the one or two friends I have because it would be too gay
bookstore, shopping in general
No idea. I'm a boring man with little hobbies.
Probably just get drunk, high, watch movies, anime, play vidya, and hang out at the parks at night.
>tfw no star gf
watch anime
cuddle
maybe get drunk
just chilling is nice
>>27805043
>make meals together
>raise kittens
>go on walks in the park on snowy nights so I can see all the flakes in her hair
>play basketball
>play vidya
>watch animu and patrician /tv/
>movie theaters
>art galleries
>cool restaurants
>occasionally get high and snuggle
But the world has deemed me too ugly for such pleasures
i would probably use her for my own gains and purpose
>force her to make an album with me
>record telephone conversations and her voice without her knowing and make muzak
>get those muse art gains
>write some peoms because of art gains
>try painting to someshit because bitches make me wanna paint
>force her to star as lead in a movie im gonna direct we can direct it together write it could be fun but maybe i'll have a vision or someshit be like shhh bitch the artise is at work
>murder he cremate her and inject her ashes and nod out for years or until i die
I have no idea actually
I've never thought this far ahead
>bike and walk around
>play co-op vidya
>cuddle
>shop
That's pretty much all I got.
>>27806315
you just wrote the citizen kane remake
>>27805043
Shadowrun
>>27806490
i want to make a movie like that about a man who falls in love with a woman follows her around gets to know every aspect of her life and everthing that ever happened to her and every thought she ever had before ultimately killing her cremating her and injecting her ashes then it ends with him overdosing and dying. also had this idea about a contract killer being paid to kill a politician which turns out to be himself from another dimension whilst a mentally retarded man becomes a detective by following message from god left in code in the world around him as in the amount of pages in a book or the number of birds perched upon the telephone wire at the scene of the crime when he arrives etc working by himself police mock him etc but he solves unsolvable top secret shit.
>Watch movies
>Watch WW2 documentaries
>Listen to music
>Ride motorcycles
>Hike
>Camp
>Shoot guns
>Cuddle after she teaches me how
>Hand me tools when working on my bike or car
>Video games
>Workout together
>etc..
A man can dream, right?
>>27805265
>tfw had a dream about finding a Stacie and somehow making her my gf
>break up cause she gets made fun of for being with me
>she cant stand shitty music and other normie media cause of me
>play hard to get when she says she wants to get back together
>force her to do weeb shit in return
ah what a dream
Nature stuff. Cute movie dates. Lots and lots of extended cuddling sessions.
>play video games
>watch my Japanese animes
>take walks in the woods/go camping
>cook/clean/take care of them
>visit different places together
>stay home and cuddle while wrapped in a snuggly blanket
>give massages
>try new things they'd like to do
>work on art/video game projects togetherI mean bf.
pretty much what they're doing in the op pic seems comfy
>>27805043
-watch tv, anime, movies
-travel, day trips or weekend trips
-cook together like from those blue apron boxes
-go for a walk downtown, then have cupcakes at this boutique cupcake shop
-hiking/walks/camping
-workout together in my home gym
-meditate together
-fug
-go to festivals in our state
-cuddle on the couch
>>27805043
Read books aloud. Maybe start making words up and seeing if she notices. It could be a game. I'd play a lot of jokes like this.
Drink a lot and watch movies. Bad movies.
If she could play something we could jam.
Go to dumb shit. Climb hills and take pictures.
If she didn't run I'd make her run and follow her c25k. I'm on like week 4 and seeing how easy week 1 would be again would be amusing.
There's a lot really.
lol enjoy day dreaming faggots. Girls these days are only into watching the view and nagging you to do things you don't want to. She will trick you into giving her money while fucking tyrone on the side while you're hard at work thinking she's a good girl.
>>27805043
Probably nothing which is why I panicked earlier this year when I might have become an unrobotshe was 4/10 at best anyway
Lay with her in a field, and walk with her through the city at night
>american cartoons
>glorifies stuffing your face with junkfood
everytime
>>27806380
>>27805043
Many headpats, ideally we'd share hobbies(weeb shit, road cycling, bouldering.)
Pic related, I just want a cute womanlet to pat
Commit suicide laying in eachother's arms.
>>27805043
>find qt girl who is quirky and couldn't be happier eating cherries watching TV with you
>oh my god dude I have found the perfect girl. I can't live my with out her. My house, family, none of it matters if I can't have her. I will never let go of her
>girl finds bf who wouldn't be happier eating cherries with her watching TV, which she wants as well
>ah well, there is like a billion guys I could do d that will do that. Better get a new bf :^)
Idk why I made this post. Just how I feel when ever I see something like that.l
>>27805043
Go camping
Get drunk or smoke weed
Cuddle
Walk around town aimlessly
Check out cool stores
Travel
Talk
>>27807624
Are you serious?
I wish the same. Not now, of course, but when we **(me and my future gf that I will never have)** get older.
just talk for hours and hours.
>tfw i just want a girl i can tell my life story to
>tfw i want a girl that shares similar values
>tfw want to build a home with a qt gf
>>27807444
>lol enjoy day dreaming faggots
Why are you trying to ruin our dreams?
>>27807685
I am horribly depressed so I'm not sure I am going to make it to much older. I guess I just want to protect the person I love from having to live without me.
>>27807685
>>27807685
I bet that's you A, you ding dong.
Get drunk
Sleep naps
Study together
Go running together
I would like her to sing to me
Bitch about the current state if the world together would be nice too.
Maybe do forced things for her if she is really gratefull, like going to a shitty concert, but only if she actually loves me
>>27805043
Draw her, talk about stuff, play vidya, watch anime, kiss, eat junk food, and maybe browse /pol/ together.
>cuddle and watch aneem
>play vidya
>go see movies
>go wherever with friends
>just take long, romantic walks together
I know someone perfect for it too but she's fucking taken
I legitimately have no clue, my whole existence is boring and I'm a shitty person so I'm going to die alone anyway.
>>27806239
>occasionally get high and snuggle
Degenerate
>>27806687
You sound closeted.
>>27807656
Degenerate
>>27806889
Work out in your home gym? What sort of autistic meathead has a home gym? It's probably your dad's home gym. Amirite?
>>27805128
>smoke weed together
Degenerate
>>27805054
>Make her food and get her plump.
High test retard. Remember: no fat girls.
>>27807822
Maybe I'm too lunatic/creep, but I kind enjoy when I read about a girl who committed suicide after her beloved was gone. You see, her feelings for this person was so strong that she couldn't imagine herself living without him. I think it's morbidly beautiful.
>>27807888
>You sound closeted.
What did i say that sounded closeted? Is this not what people in relationships do? I just want a qt that shares my hobbies and interests.
>>27807925
Don't listen to him anon. He's just being a dick.
Endless dutch ovens during the winter
>>27807567
>tfw no yunodaughter
![12142491_1510265229293914_1853550354_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vxcrZZu.jpg "12142491_1510265229293914_1853550354_n[1].jpg")
>>27807925
see pic.
>>27807991
> a dick.
Exactly what he wants
>>27805043
Literally nothing. Women have no value outside of sex.
>>27808031
>see pic.
I still want a girlfriend who shares similar interests and will watch WW2 movies with me, when it happens I'll think of you for a short second before wrapping my arms around her.
And remember to myself you were full of shit and such girls do exist.
>>27807563
holy FUCKKKK NOSTALGIAA BOMBBB
>>27806687
You don't do any of those now. Fucking roleplayers
>>27805043
yoga classes and discover new chi channels together. as well as open our minds
>>27808084
Women can't get "into" or passionate about things like men can.
>>27808103
I do, but by myself.
>talk
>hug/kiss out of affection not even out of lust or sex
>walk in the woods, take her to all of my secret pretty spots
>slowly improve her taste in music
>have a genuine companion
Are there actually girls out there who just want companionship? Because at that point it's all I want and I've never had it.
>>27805043
show her off and tell everyone that she is my precious girlfriend. I also I would take her out campaign and make memories by going to different areas downtown. also she can expect many hugs and cuddling time.
>>27807563
>Angela Anaconda
why
>>27805043
Smoke weed and hate the same things.
>>27807444
this is actually very accurate. men are the true romantics and if she gets bored she will not hesitate to fuck you over.
They'd, ideally, be a good friend as well. We'd fug and cuddle and hold hands and do couple stuff, but we'd also watch movies and shows together, play vidya together, go out to fun places together like amusement parks or haunted houses or fishing (I fucking love fishing desu), and of course bantz and talk shit to eachother in a playful, sarcastic way.
Call me old fashioned, or sensible, or a normie, or whatever, but if the only thing we have in common is fugging then we aren't gonna date. I play for keeps and don't bother with casual dating, so if I'm interested in you then I'm interested in sharing my life with you (eventually).
idk. I have no romantic experience so my idea of romance is very disneyesque.
>go for walks around the bayou near my house
>listen to music and podcasts together
>make awful halfassed music just for fun
>wake up early and make breakfast together
>cuddle and say sweet nothings to each other
>just talk. about anything
>>27808119
Why cant they? Am i auppiaed to drop my hobbies and like what she likes?
>>27808607
I feel like this just isn't possible. I feel like there are no genuine relationships and romanticism like this, like all relationships have a catch and aren't organic. I feel like nobody truly loves eachother. And besides, if they do exist, they we'll never have them anyways
>>27808633
The fuck.
*supposed
>>27808633
Women don't like ANYTHING. They only like things related to pop culture. They never really study or get really into something like cars, guns, video games, or history.
>>27808119
You're too far gone aren't you?
>get gf
>she is fucking up getting through college
>doesn't work because it would take away time to see me
>is so obscenely insecure about everything
>beta as fuck
>not as smart or attractive as me
>yet I don't break up with her
I wish it was just magically over
>>27808705
It's true, they hate fun.
>>27808729
What so they want?
>>27808729
I've dated some incredible assholes but they still liked things, plus I have friends that are girls that have genuine interests
>>27808705
I've had many female friends during and before high school. Only one was really into something and that was cosplay which is superficial bullshit.
>>27808717
What is stopping you from dumping her if you're so far out of her league? Ugly beta in denial.
>>27808682
Please stop filling my head with this.
>>27808646
I sort of feel the same way. I think I would love to be in a relationship but honestly when it inevitably doesn't live up to my expectations I think it would make me feel even worse.
what my gf and I do for leisure besides sex:
>drink
>go to shows
>drink
>do drugs
>drink
>smoke cigarettes
>fight
>drink
>>27808748
I'm not being an asshole I'm just curious because I don't think we're on the same page but what do you consider "into something"
>>27808767
I miss Jack3d
Shit was awesome
>>27808755
Trust me. I'm not. I spent 3 years becoming a cyborg. I have a good career, I'm pretty fit, and I'm well educated and more or less non autistic.
The thing I was lacking was confidence which I've now got through experience.
What's stopping me is fear and worry that I might be leaving a good thing. I am a grass is greener kind of person so I might be fucking myself over.
Plus we share A LOT of friends.
She told me the other day she jerked off a dog and let them lick her a couple of times before. Just kill me.
>>27808773
Watching anime and reading you jerk
>>27808794
I have a close friend who's a girl who likes both of those things, her favorite anime is Black Lagoon. You just gotta find the right people dude
>>27808767
I'm sorry anon. But it's true. I've seen it time and time again.
My sister's fiance gets really into something new every other week and she complains that he's ignoring her over his newest "obsession". Meanwhile she just posts on Reddit or Facebook 24/7 while listening to songs from Frozen.
>>27808773
Getting into a hobby of some sort and really studying it or dedicating yourself to it.
Literally nothing. I'll put up with doing all the boring shit with her for the pussy, but eventually I know I wouldn't be able to take it anymore.
>>27808748
A group of fourteen year old girls you happened to be in contact with in high school don't represent 4 billion women you retard. This anecdotal "evidence" bs is getting really old.
>>27808769
Sometimes I think I'm just being too sentimental. I always wonder why everyone doesn't think the same way as this
Blame her for things that aren't her fault and then convince her that they are, and beat her when I have bad days
>>27808790
>She told me the other day she jerked off a dog and let them lick her a couple of times before.
Confirmed for bait. I knew no one on this website was smart or attractive.
>>27808813
Whatever, anon. Stay mad. Keep hoping that dream girl who's into the same shit as you pops up one day.
>>27808805
>>27808805
Thanks for ruining my day, robot.
>>27807444
Trips of truth
Kill meeeeeeee
>>27808827
The worst part is, that it isnt bait.
>>27808829
Sorry man. Didn't mean to ruin your day at 1am.
>>27805043
Well I spend a lot of my spare time jerking off so probably mostly fug.
We can also get horrendously drunk together that's always fun.
>>27808805
Huh alright let's just agree to disagree
>>27808861
It's 3pm here in aus.
>>27808829
>highschoolers and newfags really believe these memes
You are ruining lives, r9k
>>27808861
What's going on my east coast friend?
>>27808914
If you end up on r9k it's likely you're life is already ruined by something else
>>27808925
Not much, fellow east coaster.
>>27805043
I have no fucking ideathis is something that has been holding me back all these years
I can't just go up to a girl that I find attractive and get her to love me. I always get nervous around attractive women and I never know what to talk about. I have had a few almost relationships but they always start out with us being friends and then it escelates. Once it hits that point they ditch me and then I come here.
>>27808914
>22
>browsing chan since 07
I dont have friends or female ones, people on r9k have been with women and share experiences. This is where i learn.
>>27808967
You go and do normie shit which is why you're so bad at it.
>>27807787
don't tell a girl your life story.
>>27809006
>you go and do normie shit
I mostly stay home and I play videogames, listen to music, play guitar and post on /r9k/. Not all that normie if you ask me, more loser tier activities if you ask me.
>>27808967
what do you do with your friends?
if you responded "i have none" to that question, that's your real problem
>>27809005
>people on r9k have never been with women and use made up stories to make excuses for why they're pathetic defeatists
ftfy
>>27807563
I have no idea what any of those shows are.
>force my patrician music slowly but surely
>cuddle
>watch movies on couch
>go to jazz/orchestra/wind concerts
>do new things together like kayak or some shit
>watch anime and start meming and tell her to be moe
>post rock improv session or general music making for lels
>go on autistic rants music/books/politics
>tickle fights and wrestling
>vidya together
>aimless wandering in unfamiliar locations
>affection
>cook for her or together
>new restaurants
>fug
I still have hope lads.
>>27809101
Even if it is fake, hearing it constantly, everyday in mutiple threads tends to stick with you.
>>27809101
>tfw my stories aren't fake
>>27809134
then stop coming here and go outside
>>27806380
this
literally a waste of time thinking about something that comes after an event with 0% probability of happening
>>27809132
>force music on her
this, I'd give my gf some taste
>>27809132
these are all pretty good ideas
sounds like you might get a gf eventually
>>27809173
>just stop coming
>just go outside
>just be urself
fuck off normie
>>27809218
ya or continue crying like a faggot and be miserable
i don't care either way lol
>>27809243
>Just stop browsing it's that easy
fuck off cunt
>>27809249
are you serious?
just stop going on here, that simple
>>27805043
I'd take her to stuff like the movies or a museum or a baseball game.
Sometimes we'd go running together. Id enjoy making puzzles and listen to podcasts on the stereo.
I dunno, be boring together.
>>27809249
try browsing other boards if you're hopelessly addicted, limit your time on /r9k/ or something
putting this depressive echochamber in your head every day is gonna make you depressed
>>27809262
baseball is so fucking boring tho
>>27805043
ROAD TRIPS. To anywhere.
>>27809218
He's actually right. It may not be easy, but if you're not mentally strong enough to browse without letting the r9k hate mantras consume you, you should at least try to make steps to escape it
>>27809322
you cant escape the truth you either get red pilled on r9k or you get broken in the real world
>>27809341
There is much more to life than bitching about why girls don't like you
>what sort of stuff would you like to do with her other than fug?
welp i hadn't even tought about that. yeah what the hell am i going to do if i get a gf.
even when i have a good life with no problems, i know that my life is boring as fuck, so i spend most of my days fantasising about things that i would do if i lived in a fantasy world, all the fun things i want to do are impossible irl
i guess my only hope is finding a gf as autistic as me, beacuse i wouldn't know what to do with a normal gf
>>27809341
do you picture yourself in 10 years still on /r9k/ thinking you're some kind of "genius" for being redpilled?
if you're gonna be some edgy shut-in at least read some books and do something useful, maybe you'll realize your life isn't that bad in the grand scheme of things
>>27805043
Oh look, it's that cartoon that promotes racemixing.
>White female x Mexican(Minority) male
>quit 4chan
>quit r9k
Only if it was that easy, I've been browsing this website for too long and always find my self on it.
>Start browsing after a movie
>On the toilet
>After i wake up
>After eating
>After riding motorcycle
>After gym
>After shooting
>etc..
I don't hate women though and already know why they don't like me nor do i get upset at seeing couples. But regardless bomb the 4chan servers. WW3 when?
>>27809094
I have quite a few friends actually mostly male but we just talk about videogames, /pol/tier subjects and music mostly. I think another one of my problems when it comes to being unattractive to most girls is the fact that my music taste is expressed through my apparelyes I am le edgy metalhead.[\spoiler]
Hell I think my music taste is the root of my problems when it comes to women. Not that I'm going to change for them of course, havign a gf would be really nice but I think I love listening to Goatmoon and Tribulation too much. Even if I were to go full normie my personality, humor and sense of morality is pretty off putting.
Maybe I should just quit while I'm ahead.
>>27809435
They're not even dating you dummy, they have other love interests
>>27809446
you sound like this melee player i know lol
>>27809446
Shit, that was a lot of unintentional spoiler covers.
>>27809465
As in super smash bros melee?
I think it would nice to teach her how to play guitar or something if she's interested. even better if she plays another instrument and can teach me how to play it
basically I want a qt music gf
>>27809047
Why not anon? They use it against you?
probably play vidya, watch tv and shit together, go explore random places at night.
maybe take some drugs, but i don't even get enjoyment from that shit anymore.
>>27809487
yes, he plays peach and is an edgy metalhead
>>27809436
Nothing wrong with using 4chan anon. Just browse with the right mentality. Don't let the negativity of the unhealthy people affect you. They aren't worth your time. When you go on a board actually discuss that board's subject, e.g. don't discuss e-celebs on /v/. Don't spam memes. Don't go into bait threads, don't even bother reporting them, just hide and move on.
>>27809286
Sure, but it's an excuse to get drunk and yell at people
>>27809526
My main is Samus but I'm not very good at smash bros. The only time I ever get to play is against some of my other friends who play it 24/7, needless to say I get rekt pretty quickly.
But your friend sounds cool though.
Ayy melee fags here. Cencal represent
>>27809576
welp dont let your music taste hold you back
maybe adjust your style a bit so you look presentable in a normal setting? its possible, people are more permissive of alternative fashion nowadays.
>>27809508
You're supposed to have conversations with people, not talk at them for hours because you think you are interesting and important.
>>27809212
Thanks, made me feel better.
>>27809532
>Nothing wrong with using 4chan anon
Sure but i always find myself coming back to r9k, mainly due to quite a few people being in the same predicament as myself. Also feels good to be able to post your feels knowing people browsing right now share it and know what you are going through. But otherwise i browse mutiple boards, all boards are filled with lots of bitter and negative people.
I feel sorry for the new people who started browsing this board seeing there's just so many negative people who have tantrums. As well as all those info graphs being posted about the opposite sex etc..
>When you go on a board actually discuss that board's subject, e.g. don't discuss e-celebs on /v/. Don't spam memes. Don't go into bait threads, don't even bother reporting them, just hide and move on.
Always do on other boards, but i tend to find myself posting in bait threads on here (Maybe 1-3 replies if even).
>>27809642
>i always find myself coming back to r9k,
Not an issue
>I feel sorry for the new people who started browsing this board seeing there's just so many negative people who have tantrums. As well as all those info graphs being posted about the opposite sex etc
Yeah, this place used to have a bunch of self-improvement generals. It really deteriorated in quality after the robot was removed. The robot coming back has helped cut down on meme-spewing, but it can't drive away the newfags who insist on being unhappy.
>i tend to find myself posting in bait threads on here
Stop, you are voluntarily choosing to be unhappy.
>>27809727
>Not an issue
I guess, though the point i was trying to make is in the end all those bitter and negative people rub off on you. Since this place is filled to the brim with them.
>Yeah, this place used to have a bunch of self-improvement generals. It really deteriorated in quality after the robot was removed. The robot coming back has helped cut down on meme-spewing, but it can't drive away the newfags who insist on being unhappy.
I always knew nothing good will come out of it when people wanted it back, it was nothing more but a nuisance.
I mean fuck off robot you cunt.
>Stop, you are voluntarily choosing to be unhappy.
Depends i guess, sometimes it just ticks you off slightly. Mainly women posting who look real fucking qt and have perfect bodies on here and claiming they are ugly and no men want them etc.. Even then i still don't hate them but it slightly grinds my gears.
Why gloat on such a board? I'll never know.
>>27809779
You do realize those aren't women but men baiting to get a response right? A quick google search is enough to prove it 90% of the time.
Also the robot is a good thing. It should never have left us in the first place.
>>27809779
>Mainly women posting who look real fucking qt and have perfect bodies on here
I hope you aren't talking about any of the BPD uggos I think you're talking about.
>>27809806
>You do realize those aren't women but men baiting to get a response right? A quick google search is enough to prove it 90% of the time.
I'm talking about the legitimate ones, who also post with a time-stamp like one did last night. And the legitimate girls not men dressing up as girls.
I want to lie my head on her lap pillow after a hard day of work.
Listening to her gloomy voice as she reads some poe/lovecraft in her morose accent.
Fall asleep beside her flesh and warmth, feeling her hot breath on my face as she scratches my head.
I just want someone to speak to and listen to all the damn day.
A tinfoiled qt goth that could go hours and hours rambling without end about da joos and liberals.
I want to feed her my flesh.
I want to give her a glass of my blood.
I want to protect her from the sun with a umbrella i would make with my flesh and bones.
I want to give her everything i am
I want to be the only soldier of her army
I want to be the only servant of her crown
I want to be the only slave of her plantation
I want someone to be happy about my presence.
I want to die within her arms.
I dont want to be alone
But i dont want to deal with people.
Is it possible?
Most women i have met are shallow whores who want nothing but attention, shoes and Chad's dick.
Will i find my sweetheart?
If i ever find her i will make everything possible to make it work the impossible will take some time but i will gladly do it for her.If i dont, then i will gladly obtain wizardhood.
>>27807888
triple 8, great post
I'm not into fat girls. I want to take a skinny malnourished girl, feed her great food and make her plump. Not a fatass, just healthy and thick. Pic related. She'd have good curves and develop a better complexion from nutrition.
>>27809880
OG feels
>>27809436
>>27809642
I think of coming to /r9k/ like I'm visiting the zoo. I love the zoo, and all of its odd animals.
Play mahjong.
Become a pair of traveling magicians.
Write and illustrate children's books together.
Especially the third one. That's my ideal life.
im to shy to even ask a girl for an eraser
happy bday fembot
>>27810024
Interesting way to think of it.
>>27810062
Sound a bit like myself.
>>27805043
If she had a good singing voice let her sing my songs i wrote since my voice is mediocre sounding.
We'd go to local record stores look for our favorites and new shit and talk shit/love the shit about each others taste
Cook something for each other or together like every paycheck
Travel around and take in our surroundings and take cute photos together
Load up my ipod with her music and my own and listen to it together
Go watch operas, theatrics, check out indie bands that are in town or small venues
Play vidya
Find a drive thru and watch a movie atop my car or cuddle inside the trunk with a blanket
I'd do so much if i had a GF. Listing all this shit made me sad Phams
Do extremely lewd things in public likehandholding
Take early morning/ late night walks together
>>27809943
A naturally thin girl would not suddenly develop larger fat deposits in her hips, ass and tits like that without developing a fat belly and cankles in the process. Thick/curvy women are that way because they are genetically blessed.
>>27805043
I think this is an absurd question.
After all, if I had the perfect girlfriend, wouldn't I naturally be doing so many new things that make me happy in different ways?
likes drugs/drinking/cigs moderately
likes to have fun
always bubbly - never judgy
maybe somewhat of an airhead
>>27808084
I fucking WW2 docos and films . Nothing comfier ;)
>>27809880
Is it raining?
>>27810660
>Nothing comfier ;)tfw sitting wrapped up in your blanket on your shitty desk chair drinking tea while watching them docs
Are men actually more romantic than women. I'm friends with a few girls and they seem to fallinto two categories:
-Say they want love but just out and get pumped by Chad on weekends
-View love/romance as stupid/waste of time
>>27810874
>-Say they want love but just out and get pumped by Chad on weekends
t-that isn't love?
>>27809880
This is hurting me
>>27809880
>ywn have a qt tinfoiled goth
>>27809880
I was just going to sleep
>>27809880
>Most women i have met are shallow whores who want nothing but attention
why are they such shallow whores?
>>27809880
>I want to feed her my flesh.
>I want to give her a glass of my blood.
>I want to protect her from the sun with a umbrella i would make with my flesh and bones.
>I want to give her everything i am
>I want to be the only soldier of her army
>I want to be the only servant of her crown
>I want to be the only slave of her plantation
>I want someone to be happy about my presence.
>I want to die within her arms.
>>27809880
I dont feel my original heart
play hide the sausage
>>27805043
Why would we fug?
>>27811135
w-whats that pepe?
>>27809880
NO STOP.
>le original comment
>>27805043
Play vidya together, go on walks together, watch movies together, try and fail to make nice drawings together, try to come up with ideas for a story together, fall to writer's block on said story and end up leaving the notes buried in some drawer somewhere to rediscover in a few years, listen to music together, go sightseeing together, exercise together, travel together, read together, and maybe cuddle and hold hands every once in a while.
>>27809880
Damn it
>le original
AYO 2DAY I SLEPT WITH HER AND CUDDLED AND SHE DIDN'T DO NOTHING AND NEITHER DID I AND IT MEANT NOTHING BUT PHYSICALLY FELT GOOD AND ALSO SPIRITUALLY, AS IF IT MATTERS, SO ALL IN ALL KILL ME NOW
>>27811367
>>27811352
Fuck up you retard
>>27811377
I DON;T CARE M8000000
>>27811384
Ur a normie with a gf just leave
>>27811452
She's not a gf and you don't get me what board to leave you broken sad autist loser
>>27811480
>don't get to tell* me
sorry im a bit(very) drunk
>>27811493
You act like a 12 year old girl
>>27811504
Wow I am hurt pls stop
This whole board acts like 12 year old girls, r9k is a trashcan
>wake up
>fuck
>go to work
>sext a bit, be stupid and childish because we love eachother
>get home
>fuck
>make dinner
>be coachpotatoes or just do whatever we feel like with our freetime
>go to bed around 23, fuck
>sleep
>repeat
>>27811532
>le im drunk
>le look at me type like a 12 year old girl
fuck off, lamo.
>>27811543
make me autist
>>27811367
>slept with her
>cuddled
>she has a bf and it's not you
i dont understand
>>27811543
>>27811546
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. GET IN HERE.
>>27811559
>she has a bf
She doesn't
>>27811564
why bother? fuck it, it felt nice, I don't need/deserve more
>>27811590
>She doesn't
then why are you sleeping and cuddling with her if your not her boyfriend? I'm rather lost.
>>27808031
This pic is so fucking stupid, whats the point of being in a relationship with someone you have nothing in common with? Why does every girl have to be a girly girl whos into things I could give a fuck less about? Or does the person who made this pic think the only thing you should get out of a relationship is sex and food.
>>27811601
Got drunk and I didn't wanna walk home.
>>27809880
is it raining or something?
>>27811601
because girls are sluts, anon. haven't you learned anything from your time here?
>>27811630
I still fail to understand, how you'd then end up not just sleeping together but cuddling. Is that your friends with benefits or something?
I still don't understand, is this what 'friends" do these days?
>>27811646
Cuddling is fun and is pretty instinctual when you are drunk and lonely, which we both are.
Also she knows I like her and I assume she takes pity on me.
>>27811670
How come this is the first instance of me hearing women and men WHO ARE FRIENDS now cuddle and sleep together because one friend is drunk? Never in my time while working with normies have they ever mentioned such a thing. Sounds like something a couple would do.
Well miring otherwise.
>>27805043
Go for long walks at night
Talk about deep pseudo-intellectual shit or whatever else pops upGet high on cough medicine together
I guess I'm kind of a bore, but having a qt who is also a bore would be a nice change of pace and not at all boring to me
>>27811693
>one friend is drunk
Both
>Sounds like something a couple would do
That's why I'm pleased anon
>>27809880
even though that's pretty teen gothic and a bit edgy, it still speaks clearly
>>27811643
I read, but i refuse to believe.
>>27811714
Well have fun on your future endeavors, mate. Wish i was that lucky.
>>27811612
people dont want us to be happy tbqh
>>27807563
Shit I remember that show on top with that black bradley kid with glasses and the girl
Whats its name again?
I would draw her as an anime girl and then make her anime self do naughty anime stuff
>sex
>blowjobs
>anal
>pussy fuck
etc.. why else get a gf?
>>27812510
>why else get a gf?
love
>>27812538
they dont feel love
next
>>27809880
Tip toppinest kekarino my good chum. and how is 9th grade treating you?
>>27812541
Not them anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M
>>27812587
why would you want your heart broken?
>>27812603
I want whatever comes before, just like I drink for the drunkenness, not the hangover, and eat for the flavor, not to create feces.
>>27806767
Hi, happy to finally meet you.
>>27807859
What's her name, lad?
>>27805043
>Go outdoors
>Do LEGO-related things (going to toy stores and the LEGO store dowtown, building sets, MOCing)
>Stay in bed and cuddle
>Go on car drives (especially night drives)
>>27812627
You better get rid of this need asap.
>>27805043
Hitting her and slappin da titty :^)
>>27810020
Shadbase?
>Orginial commento
>>27811087
Alice is such a qttoo bad she was a hypnotized child prostitute
>>27811693
Not that guy, but one of my female friends had this weird habit of showing up when I had been drinking to nurse my hangovers, mom-style
>>27805043
Once a month I take mywife's sonto the movies. We love watching them together.
Watch Wes Anderson movies, listen to punk, cuddle, and go to concerts together
T. Guy who does the above
I want a gf to work out with. I'd also like to get into literature with her, and learn to cook with her.
Basically I want a pretty girl to engage in self improvement with.
