Gay/Bi feels
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ITT: gay/bi feels
>be mildly attractive
>no bf, too much social anxiety to get one
>too autist to go to the GSA at my uni
>almost no one at my school is gay anyways
>never had anyone hit on me
just kill me now
>Be gay
>KV
>Fast Track to Gay death
>Will be alone for the rest of my life
>>27804734
GSAs are full of tumblrite SJWs anyway, you're not mssing much
>be gay
>be ugly
>be fat
>have 5" penis
>be boring
Tbh I probably should just kill myself
It's not like I'll ever get a bf
>>27804827
That's partially why I haven't gone (besides the fact that I'm socially inept). I wouldn't be able to hide my power level
>>27804734
>>27804827
The GSA at my school was full fat girls looking to be some poor guys fag hag.
>>27804862
Literally me except 6" penis here. I just hide the pain by reading gay chinese waterpaint displays
>>27804734
>be closeted gay
>scrawny skeleton
>face only attractive from ONE angle so just never fucking move face on omegle lmao
>Crippling anxiety
>Jelly of gay couples
>Try to come to terms with the fact that you'll always be alone because nobody wants a skelly
>Forever a jelly skelly
>>27804862
>>27804921
The only people who care about size are superficial cunts on grindr. I'll go down on any dick once it's in front of me
>>27804961
I'd date a skeleton tbqhfam
>>27805000
Will you? <3
check'd
This is what you fags look like in your fantasies.
Does that make you happy?
Being bi is literally GOAT.
>can't get lucky with any girls
>just have to go a gay club and can find any number of twinks eager to let me fuck their tight assholes
Gay dudes love cock far more than women do, so it's never a struggle to get laid even if I strike out with the ladies.
>>27804734
>be gay
>want to be straight
>only men are attracted to me
>>27805019
I would <3
I too have crippling anxiety, these feels are too real
>>27805073
>want to be straight
Just think, if the Multiculti didn't appear we might have some type of cure for homosexuality. Or at least some treatment in the works
Fuck this gay earth
![Guido+Reni++Saint+Sebastian+_BOTTOM+PIC#1#[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tC6x0Xx.jpg "Guido+Reni++Saint+Sebastian+_BOTTOM+PIC#1#[1].jpg")
>Be gay
>KHV
>Diagnosed Autism
>Balding
gaybot feels
>>27804734
All of you need to go to a mental asylum, because you have a brain disease.
>Be gay
>Getting older
>Bf if about a year turns out to be a lying ho
>Realize the older I get the more people will have fucked around, and the less likely they are to be faithful
Why even try desu senpai
Not really coherent greentext just whats going on in my life right now
>occasionally get tinder matches with chicks
>they never reply because I can't do the alpha act and am actually not interested in connecting with anyone
>jokes on them I don't really get turned on by women anyways
>meet with hot older guy because that pushes some buttons for me
>mfw I don't get into it at all, just like with women
>forced to accept that I killed my sex drive with fetish porn on top of my depression
>show him tinder, he wants to see guys there
>app doesn't seem to change discovery to men. Whatever
>tfw hating myself for being too fucked up even for sex
>tfw literal hundreds of likes on tinder by hot dudes that I can't fuck next morning
>isntitironic.mp3
Life is cruel
>>27805065
That's not disgusting. If the bottom could lose 30 pounds and the top managed to actually get hard that would be pretty hot.
Why do you have thisdisgusting fag shitsaved honestly?
>>27805073
>be bi
>KV
>know one twink who's DTF any time and could probably find more
>just want to find a person I can tolerate in this normie-filled world
it's a chaste kind of feel
>Be bi
>Act, look, dress straight
>Gay guys ignore me because I look hetero
>Girls ignore me because I act gay
fml
>be bi
>mostly attracted to men, would still fuck a girl given the chance
>don't really deal with women because it's too much work
>only gay guy I know is a weird autist /fit/izen from India
>too anxiety-riddled for tinder or grindr
>not even out so none of my friends can help find me a bf
why even try
also, bonus story
>just turned 15, don't know I'm bi yet
>at this summer gathering thing that goes on for 4 days
>kind of attracted to a friend of mine
>looking back he might have been attracted to me too
>crush on him like I would crush on a girl but still don't know wtf is going on so don't do anything
>other qt boy wants me to play cards with him or some shit
>sure, why not
>his two little brothers are there
>he keeps trying to make them leave
>he's awkward around me but he's usually pretty outgoing
>was obviously into me but I didn't read the signals
>eventually leave
>look behind me when I'm leaving
>he's staring at the deck of cards looking kind of dejected
>qt had a crush on me and I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FUUUCK
>add him on facebook 2 years later and he has a gf
>still obviously gay
>trapped in a str8 relationship
>mfw I have no face
>be straight
>can't talk to girls w/o panic attack
>become bi
>can't talk to anyone w/o panic attack
JUST
>>27805083
If you're not attracted to the men attracted to you, perhaps you need to float with a different group?
6'4" and ahve only ever wanted to be the subby bottom & cuddled to sleep on a daily basis by a cuddly dom
fuck this gneetic lottery at last igot vodka
Seriously, those manlets dont now how good theyve got i t in comparison to tall people whjo want to be small. its like i;klkk have to settle for someone shrot and female, fuck my life
>>27805542
>tfw no quiet and cute tall bf who loves hugs
I'm 5'8
>>27805511
>be gay
>hang out with mostly women
>tfwnobf
>decide I would hang out with theater kids
>most of them are gay
>manage to be with them for a week
>gave up because I can't tolerate drama or flamers
>mfw girls are less drama
But maybe that was just the group I was hanging out with.
Still single.
>>27805542
Lay off the booze a little anon. Some manlets like to top tall guys
>>27805582
>girls are less drama
So trwe
>>27805580
yeah its real funny and all but its like having a money or a small dog hold on to your back whilst your slep, its not quite the romantic thing you can imagine.
>>27805598
I wish this twere the case but from my years of experiece its all been gayness correlating with height, with subs as small dudes and big dudes being tops, i cant poerform at those eepcecations
>>27805542
Dont care if cuddly dom m or f
>>27805660
>m or f
You're in a gay thread, anon.
>>27804734
>tfw your sex drive isn't dead
>tfw you still want love and intimacy
>tfw these preprogrammed dependencies won't die
I want to want to stand absolutely alone
It's not only because it's something I can't have, but because it's not something I want to want to have either. I hate being tied to shit.
>>27805542
Being a big sub is a LOT better than being a small dom, I'll tell ya what.
>>27805747
hwo?
>>27805694
see
>>27804734
>Gay/Bi feels
its funny how stacies get special treatment for being """""""bi"""""""" meanwhile everyone hated me more after admitting I'm bi.
>>27806696
You know 99% of stacies who are """"""""""""bi"""""""""" are absolute bullshit attention seeking faggots? I played the gay best friend for like three years and not one of the "bi" girls I hung out with would touch a pussy with a 10 ft barge pole.
Just accept that bis are treated subhuman
>>27806765
Pretty much anyone who acts like their sex life is the most important issue around needs to be treated as subhuman
>be gay
>attractive
>no bf cuz of social anxiety
>panic attacks in social situations made me end up as a NEET
>in the little time i go out in public, i consistently get checked out by both girls and boys, have had people honking their horns at me as they drive by
>have literally one friend who wants to fuck me and would probably be my bf but lives a million miles away
I feel like I'm wasting potential here
>>27805458
I wonder if it could be possible to become functionally asexual for some time.
>>27806812
down to lifes absolute basics sex life is the only important life tho senpai
Its only those who put it above all else onm the falase pretence that tis something actually incredibly importancte in their day to day life that need be crucified at the stak, lets be fair.
Go to your own board
OC
I don't want some fag "boyfriend" relationship. I just want a bro who will suck me off when we're chilling and playing vidya.
>tfw got desperate and went to craigslist
>met up with a slightly older dude
>worshiped fat cock for like 40 minutes
>deepthroated me like it was no issue
>came twice in a row for the first time in my life
>reduced to a spasming mess for the first time in years
>>27807256
I don't think I'll ever be desperate enough to fuck fat, old people
>>27804734
Are you bottomkek?
I'm bi
I don't know how it happened but when I realized, welp
I'm not sure what to feel
But It would be really nice to have a qt bf that takes care of you
>>27804734
>tfw you meet somone who is also gay
>tfw his face is so soft on your skin
>tfw normally i would have bruised skin, but faggots are so light and dainty that punching them in the face doesn't hurt at all
kill yourself after killing your family, i know i would if i was failed to the point of being openly gay.
>>27807338
Nope, not quite.
The dude was slim, reasonably built and was only in his late 30's.
This is why I asked for pictures before even going over there.
>>27806916
I've been there, it's amazing. I've been trying to get back ever since curing my depression, but i cant help but think of people as human beings. Before i could lie to literally anyone and feel nothing, i was a chad back in the day despite being completely empty. Now i'm just some guy who hates queers but enjoys befriending them so i can insult them. Hopefully they kill themselves.
>>27807548
Are you a mudslime?
>>27807649
Literally every society on earth despises fags. Kill yourself you useless vermin.
>>27807693
Ok, whatever you say anon
>Never came out.
>Family and friends always ribbed me for being faggot.
>Hate being a faggot.
>I'm bi
>Women are cunts and hard to deal with
>Most available men are disgusting faggots. Any normal bi guys (because gays are never normal) are difficult to find.
Also
>tfw roommate is a massive faggot with disgusting spic boyfriend
As if I didn't already hate fags. I now want fag marriage to be illegal and an executable offense cause of this fag.
I'd be fine with having an unofficial relationship with a normal guy if I could find him. Fuck fag marriage, it was a mistake.
>>27807781
There was a gay kid in my highschool class, everybody hated him. Every other day he had bruises on his face and arms.
He probably killed himself by now, ideally.
>>27804734
Wait what is the + for?? I literally thought it was for HIV
>tfw homo but also a conservative nationalist
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>27807857
I think I might be a "normal" bi guy.
But I'm hideous
>>27807882
Can't be that bad. Honestly, I'd prefer personality to looks when it comes to guys.
Post a picture maybe?
>>27807857
>because gays are never normal
You're posting anime reaction faces on a board for socially awkward virgins.
>Fuck fag marriage, it was a mistake.
I honestly don't mind it that much, the bigger mistake was making divorce such an easy thing to come to among straight marriages. Fag marriage is the least of our problems, and a lot of people don't seem to notice that.
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>>27807864
Have a great day kind sir, I tip my fedora to you
>>27807872
Please tell me I'm not even trying to be offensive
>>27807857
>Gays
>"relationship"
Why do gays call their FWBs boyfriends? Fucking someone doesn't mean anything when you're non committal.
>gays try so hard to copy straight people but can't maintain any sort of decency
>>27807935
>gays try so hard to copy straight people but can't maintain any sort of decency
The fuck are you on about? Have you seen straight relationships today? Hardly any difference between the promiscuity and unfaithfulness of homosexual relationships.
>>27807922
Socially awkward virgins are 10x better than obnoxious faggots.
Fag marriage made acting like a fag socially acceptable. This is much worse imo.
But I agree that divorce rates are also a pretty big problem. People give up on marriage too easily.
looking for bf ;))))
hmu im cute
>>27807923
One day you will thank the foot which kicks the queer out of you.
>>27807935
Because Stacey isn't fucking 20 different chads on the side of her beta provider
>>27807935
>Mfw fag and his fag talk about having children, making them with surrogates
>Mfw this fag intends to pass his genes down, and raise fags and dykes for kids
Its deplorable.
>>27807915
I'm scared someone might recognize me. You got kik or something?
>>27807965
>Fag marriage made acting like a fag socially acceptable.
It's not really acceptable so much as it is tolerated in some areas. If you go to some smaller towns, especially here in the midwest, bland chubby bumpkins won't hesitate to talk shit if you're acting or look faggy.
Also you're a massive fucking c uck for dismissing women for being "too tough to deal with". Don't complain about fag marriage if you don't even have the balls to commit to a woman and work towards a good family, otherwise you're part of the fucking problem. Honestly don't know why bifags don't just stick to women, like, cum isn't THAT important- if you're capable of being attracted to women I have no clue why you wouldn't stick to the most socially acceptable and biologically congruent form of relationship.
>>27805304
I'm not gay, I just saved it for a friend! A faggot friend, stay away from me gay faggot before I start waving around severed vaginas on a stick to send your flamboyantly toned ass back to /lgbt/
>>27807981
Okay, Mohammed. Don't you have a goat to fuck or something?
>Corruption of Champions and traps make me realise I'm bi.
>"Oh well, doesn't matter anyway because I have no confidence to do anything."
>Fall ass-backwards into getting a qt blackbot gf.
>Discover from browsing 4chan how incredibly easy it is to get someone to suck your dick with nothing more than a phone and an internet connection.
>tfw I missed out on easy anonymous sex with femboys.
Oh well, you win some and you lose some.
>>27807872
it's for all the made-up tumblr identities in addition to lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer
>>27808026
I don't, but I'll make one now and post it here in a bit.
Its a legit fear, I wouldn't post my face here either.
>>27807980
hai :333
>tfw had to go back home after spending 2 months with my bf
>>27808074
Cool, I'll check back on this thread in a bit
>ugly
>250 lbs
>poor, shitty job, two-time college dropout
>not even particularly tall (6') or well endowed (5" dick)
>bisexual
It feels like it's completely impossible for me to find love.
>>27808081
are you a cute?
post pic :3
>>27808030
>Women never show much interest in me
>Recently met a qt girl, we got closer, asked her out
>She said no, was dating a guy in some longterm relationship
>They broke up, she got really emo about it and now "doesn't want to deal with people" and is basically ignoring me
It aint fucking worth dealing with women. If I can find a decent women that things actually work out with, fine. But desu, I've always thought that a guy would be better than a girl. The right guy that is.
>>27808055
If i was forced to either fuck a goat or a gay, i would rather fuck the goat. Goats dont have HIV.
>>27808109
I was OK with you until
>bisexual
Dropped, degenerate scum
>>27807980
post pic to prove you're cute
>>27808107
I made an account named Princeroy100
>>27808104
sorry armin, hope you can see cebruz again soon
>>27808176
Girls are pretty and cute but they're so difficult to deal with. I can't see myself having a relationship with one ever again.
>>27808184
fiiiiiiiiiiiine here you go~
>>27808232
qt
where are you from anon?
>>27808251
pacific northwest
>>27808263
oh, I'm from Australia ;-;
you're qt though how do you not already have a bf?
>>27804734
>be mildly attractive
>never had anyone hit on me
that's not how this works...
>>27808289
because i havent really been looking too hard
the one person im attracted to doesnt want anything to do with me
>>27808232
Post more please
Hghhh
>>27808359
is this going to turn into one of those kind of threads again~?
>>27808386
fuck off mika
tripfagging on 4chan is degenerate and you should kill yourself
filtered
i'm too old to be gay
sigh
I like boobs, but I'm also a sucker (kek) for cock. My thing is that while I might have a boyish face that would give a priest a boner despite being 23, I don't want to look like a guy. I want to be some depraved woman that goes to college and asks cute guys if they want to come over to my place for videogames and blowjobs.
>no girly face
>no perky tits
>no chance of being someone's cumslut
Why did you do this to me, life?
>>27808407
ROFL
GET OUT OF MY THREAD LMAO
>>27808125
nuh, not on r9k
instead have a pic of my legs and shorts :3
>>27808386
Post your feminine dick or gtfo
>>27808202
Thanks. If everything is okay could be in 2 months, thats still a long time though
>>27808504
cyuuute
>>27808508
nuh
its too gross
>>27808524
at least you got to be together for a while, hopefully things will be okay sooner, best of luck to you both
>>27808550
uff
adorable~
what height are you? i'm 6'4
>>27808591
thanks~
im 5'9ish
>>27808609
gawd i wanna lift up that skirt and plow your tight ass
why can't you live closer to me ;_;
>>27808684
things rarely work out how you want~
>>27808609
Fuck off, you goddamned attention whore.
>>27809075
thanks for the (You)
i appreciate it
>tfw no dick in your butt
>>27809124
Go back to 8c and attentionwhore there, you pseudo-queer.
You don't like men, you like attention, so fuck off.
Gay online dating hack: ignore any guy who says he's "kinky" on his profile. It doesn't mean he likes occasional BDSM, it means he has some dumb fetish like forced femme and won't do anything else.
>tfw no jewish bf
>tfw even on r9k all the gays are normies with sex, friends and relationships
>tfw touchless
>>27809153
thats pretty rude, anon
>>27809182
I'll touch u famalam
>>27804961
are you me? I was so skelly I had to go into a clinic for refeeding.
>>27809182
Don't worry anon, you're not the only one.
Why does anyone ever come out of the closet to their peers in the first place?
>>27807878
happens more often than you'd think
>>27807878
Just drop the conservative part. Nationalism is all that matters.
>>27809301
no way i'm letting some tumblrcunt spout whatever bullshit they want about sexuality or whatever without dropping a gay card on them
"How can I hate Arabs? I sucked one off last night."
>>27808524
Don't worry time will pass by faster than you know it!!!
>Good looking face and trap tier body but too socially inept / auts to actually hook up with people so virgin
>Can't hold down a relationship and all I want is a one or more nice relate-able people to be fwb
It's like I won the lottery but the lottery burnt down before I could get the most important things
i am not gay, but i will talk to any of you fags. i am a good person, i swear., just feeling very lonely and this thread seems very comfy to me atm since i am drunk as fuck. i do not judge anyone. i just want a friend. all of you seem to be so very nice people.
>gay in a somewhat unaccepting country, everything is le secret club meme
>talk with some one in [my country general] on /int/
>some guy in the same city as me starts talking about how his roommate is gay and I've probably met him because of the gay scene in said city
>laughed it off like I probably knew him
>tfw i didn't even know about the gay scene
>tfw it's probably just a bunch of sluts
>tfw I just want a bf with a "normal" behavior, not some pridefag
>>27804734
>tfw no bf who exists in another dimension that isn't hell
Literally all I want in this life what the fuck
>>27810505
>>tfw I just want a bf with a "normal" behavior, not some pridefag
Tfw You will never have a cutie introverted, mongamous bf
tfw you have to be born extroverted to be of value to anyone
>>27805869
Subs have higher standards than doms.
>>27807857
A random aside question: did you an attend anime club? This is important please respond.
>>27808059
It's not easy at all actually. Missed out on nothing senpai.
>gay
> black
>>27804862
It's like I posted this myself except I'm not fat just short (5 ft 5) and socially inept
Feels bad man
>>27812015
My friend is gay and black and he's probably found like 20 guys in the past few years.
>>27812131
He sounds like a filthy normie
>>27808321
You are probably unattractive
