>Get a Tinder
>Actually get matches surprisingly
>15 matches after 3 or so days of swiping
>I would say that's pretty good for a robot
>Get 3 or 4 phone numbers
>However every single match of mine is a fatty
>Every single one
>Range from a overweight to disgustingly obese
>Not one single skinny qt
>I find fatties absolutely disgusting
>Why do only fatties match with me R9k?
This is the worst one so far
>>27804666
>Not voting age
>Supports Hernie
Like pottery.
They all hide it so well with their angles and lighting. Almost all of these girls are obese.
I thought you faggots would take anything for a gf, you're being the same as the "lonely" girls from that shitty cosplay board.
Why don't you just swipe left on fat people?
>>27804841
Then I would get no matches and feel shitty desu
Plus to lazy to actually pay attention to what I'm swiping on
would u fug her /r9k/?
>>27804952
fugg was supposed to post a picture too
>>27804666
Do it, anon. Get your dick wet.
She's what we call a practice girl. You get your awkward thrusting out of the way ahead of time on her so you can fuck Stacy properly.
>>27804556
I dunno man, could you post your profile so I could give you some constructive criticism? They way I didn't match with fatties isI didn't swipe right on them, although that did eventually bring my match rate down to one per day. But no, I managed to end up dating someone I met on Tinder (pic related), so it's not just the app anon, it's probably something you're posting or doing.
Is Tinder worth trying famalams? I don't know how it works, but it sounds like an app of constant rejection if you're not a Chad. I'm like a 5/10.
>>27805692
It's an app of constant rejection unless you're a supermodel BUT you will still get occasional matches, and the even more occasional date, and at the end of the day, if you get rejected 50 times but hook up once, I'd say that it's better than not getting rejected but hooking up at all either; wouldn't you?
>>27805120
I don't know if this is actual good advice or R9K bullshit.
Tfw I was fucking around with the fatty in pic related while talking to another tinder match on the phone.
>>27806208
> Asks if dtf
>gets ignored and rejected
>"fucked around"
lmao
>>27806226
Rejected but not ignored. Nope
>>27804993
yes gimme name
>>27804721
Even Lily?
>>27806267
She has the name and looks like a dorf
>>27804556
Let me see your face, do you have a cute, not manly face?
>>27806347
Yeah I would say I do. I have a very friendly, unintimidating, face. Does that attract the whales?
>>27806322
Even Lily friendo. She is pretty overweight.
>always wanted to try Tinder to see how ugly I really am.
>get the app
>it auto-uses tons of facebook images
>some autistic shit gets used.
>hide account instantly.
>try to take a decent picture and find some good pictures with family since friends and I don't hang out except for LAN parties and those are like every 5 months.
>Literally can't look at myself in the camera
>give up
>uninstall app.
Originally my friends and I were gonna all use Tinder to see how many matches we would get and to see who the ugliest people are in the small group we have. Never happened.
I hate tinder.
I'm so picky I swipe left until their's nobody left
>>27806450
This. I can't stand taking pictures of myself, I don't know how girls do it all the time.
Who else thinks tinder needs a race filter?
Good looking manlet should I download this app is there an option to put height
I've gotten 14 matches in the last 2 days, only one girl actually messaged me first. IDK what to say because I prefer face to face contact. What did I do wrong here phameeliuh
>>27806613
a lot of these girls are decent looking too
>>27806613
>>27806630
Damn OP you are getting the hotties, Post profile please
>>27806613
>>27806630
>Telus
Makes me sad that there's a fellow Canadafag in here. But he's a total fucking normie.
Why.. Why must you do this Anon.
Does this app post to fb at all
>>27806613
>cool name
Really anon
>>27806680
>>27806611
No
electric shigaboo
>>27804556
That's why you only swipe the ones you actually find attractive, you fucking retard. You're wasting your time with the like spamming especially seeing as there's a daily cap now.
>>27806613
>Sends message on 4:11 4/11
>Wonders why he gets ignored
>>27806712
No to download or no to height thing
>>27806658
probably not my best pic desu, just the first one.
>>27806663
tfw no gf ree normie
>>27806704
idk what to say
>>27806736
??
>>27806161
its good advice
from,
a non robot
>>27806749
No to the height thing ma dude.
>>27806780
get off r9k you retarded faggot
you dont look bad, go to the gym and talk to girls. you dont belong on this site, the only thing holding you back is yourself.
Well
ALRIGHTY THEN
original paslos
>>27806780
I like your bio im stealing it.
Why do these bitches give you their number if they flake in the end? Oh well I didn't lose much here, considering this girl was pretty ugly
>>27806820
Post better pic of her.
I asked a big girl if she was dtf thinking i would brutally rejected per usual but to my surprise she agreed which made me very depress for her and delete my account
>>27806613
The trick is to not bother with conversation. Tinder is a meetup app, always keep that in mind. Get the pleasantries out of the way in 1-2 messages max, and then ask to meet up. Otherwise they'll just get bored and fuck off. "what's good with you" should have been asking to meet her for whatever.
>>27806780
>"DESU DESU DESU"
>flower shirt
>dead eyes
>forehead mole
And you're being picky? Jesus fuck, don't even get me started.
>>27804721
madelynanne looks pretty high test b.
>>27806930
when was I ever being picky? Here's another pic if you wanna make more observations
>>27807097
>kilometers
I remade my Tinder and got 88 matches in 2 days
Am I Chad?
>>27806780
>this average-ugly recessed jaw looking freak is getting girls
What the FUCK?
>>27806820
Austist thats how you get friend zoned
>>27807205
post profile
original comment
>>27807355
Bro, I have over 400 matches, I think i'm doing pretty well.
>>27807288
th-thanks.. I guess
organic comment
>>27805775
>get rejected 50 times and hook up once
This is what meeting people IRL is for guys as well, tinder just saves you bar covers, money on drinks, and talking to chicks that are not trying to meet you.
>>27807404
I'm probably my gonna regret this but
>>27807543
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE GET THE FUCK OUTT
>>27807543
desu you look like a cuck, male feminist, politically correct pop punker, but honestly, good for you. i hope something works out
>>27807543
you don't look too bad famalam
I made a tinder but it felt really shallow and vain just swiping people so immediately deleted it before seeing if I got matches. I'm doomed to be alone I guess
>>27807580
I'm mentally ill and have low self esteem
>>27807582
Lol thanks. I have hooked up with a few girls from it over the years. Feels okay man.
Hmmm, i'll probably be called a nigger, but here's my tinder profile pic for the inspiration of blackbots.
>>27806780
What the fuck? So white Toronto girls really do only swipe right on white guys.
So how does this work what if I don't have a facebook?
>>27807979
you make one
>>27804716
17 year olds can vote if they will be 18 by the general election in quite a lot of states. In fact I was 17 when I voted for Bernie (I'm 18 now obvi).
>>27807994
Do I put my likes and shit on Facebook and it gets matches ..sorry I've never used this stuff
>>27808013
no it just uses your pictures and name, but you can use different pictures in the app if you want
>>27807633
i wish i was black you are so lucky anon
>>27808050
i wish i was black too then i could get an afro and join a doo wop / soul group and wear a bitchin silk suit but oh well
>>27808072
i would settle with being white and just having some nice curly hair. being a straight haired faggot sucks
>>27808086
Im a spic with super curly long hair curly hair sucks sometimes cause its so hard to make look good
omg i love memes :p did u know youre making a smug pepe face in one of ur tinder pics? if u hadnt heard of that ill link u ;)
>>27808143
Marry that's whore
hey so i can't meet you tonight.. unless you wanna pick me up after i finish class?
>>27804721
>what gamecube games do you play
bruh
>>27804721
Celestina dont look obese
a typical tinder conversation
>>27807543
Lmao I can tell you are a lame ass musician just from that pic.
>>27804556
Stop swiping right on the fatties. Be selective, you fucking wonce.
>>27808192
Fucking honestly this.
>>27804866
You deserve what you get, then. What a total wonce.
>>27809353
Anon this is a Christian imageboard.
>>27804556
I hate tinder too OP. I kept getting zero matches except for two bots until I started swiping right on single mothers and landwhales then all the sudden I was getting 30+ matches for every 50 I swipe right. Better to die a kissless virgin than be with a landwhale or single mother for even one date.
>>27804556
Why are you matching with people you're repulsed by?
I don't think you are tindering correctly
>>27809437
this, you're acting exactly like the chicks who complain about how guys don't want them and reject people all day.
>>27809353
hahahaha oh my god i cant believe youd ever masturbate to those disugsting tits hahahahahaa
>>27808204
I actually did that once. I picked up a cute 17 year ok from fucking high school then drove her home and fucked her before her parents came home from work. I felt like a sexual predator
>>27809490
maybe you felt like one because you were one
>>27809525
Eh consent here is 16, but I've watch SVU for years so I felt guilty. Didnt stop me from busting a nut in her.
Fun fact: She wasn't on the pill despite saying she was.
>>27804666
Her waistline has never felt the bern.
I'm early 30s, I wonder how devastatingly bad for my age range it would be if I tried it
>tfw can't into sex
>tfw don't want to dissapoint someone i don't even know
>too scared to start a tinder profile
>>27809676
You look decently jacked and your face is masculine. You'll do fine if you don't pull that "I want to rip your fingernails off" facial expression.
>>27809731
There's a few pseudo-scientific studies women like guys who scowl and not smile, etc.
Any thoughts on those?
I figure if I was going to test out Tinder I'd try it out in another state, find out what works, then finally try it in my area.
>>27804556
>Robot
Funny way of saying entitled normie there Chadius Wanttofitinwithus.
I'm incredibly overweight and pay 0 attention to hygiene. I just triggered all you normies at once.
>>27806878
Is this b8 or are you the most pathetic hypocritical faggot here
I swipe fatties and uggos left. 50% of my matches are bots, 90% don't respond. At least it's a small confidence boost to even get matched.
Worst is when you get matched and then moments later they unmatch you, that sucks.
>>27809676
That picture is extremely off-putting and I would never be interested in a guy scowling like a roidraging Chad
>50 matches
>too beta to initiate with any of them
>the 2 or so that tried instead didn't get far
>because of my fuckin lack of social skills
there really is no point
>>27809747
Good luck anon you look like a cool guy
>>27807633
>inspiration of blackbots.
Why would we be inspired by the one pictured you always post?
This doesn't apply to you blackbot but a lot of the people here boasting about high matches swipe right on fatties and uglies just to inflate their lists.
>>27807543
more like 5x4 in the sheets
>>27807633
How many fathers have you disappointed since joining?
>tfw you spot the Jew from a mile away
i polarize my audience
"if you like beards i like you"
gotta pick your market you guy. you cant just target eveyone and say "buy me" youve gotta choose a segment
>>27809676
Frank? Don't you have some criminals to be executing?
>>27809617
roooooooo normalssounds hot tho, wish I wasn't a shy brat and nutted in grils at their prime
I am making an OKCupid and decided to sperg out in the question section with a mathematical proof of a simple sequence question. Will it get me laid?
>>27806780
YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING HAX$ HAHAH THE SIMILARITY IS UNREAL
>>27808214
Austim he's still a robot after all
>>2781265
wow I think I'm the autistic one desu lads
>>27812239
That's not a mathematical proof because you never proved that your rule was true. You just assumed it was true and solved for when it was 5. If you want to get laid you're going to have to be more rigorous with you proof method. If you had slammed out some induction or strong induction than my dick would be diamonds. So to answer your question no this won't get you laid cause your proof is weak you little bitch.
>>27812239
Thats not a proof u sperg. You showed its a possible solution, but not the unique solution, which is infact impossible in this kind of question.
TLDR you cant prove shit.
>>27804556
At least you got a match, ive spam liked and literally no matches. I cant be that hideous why is this world so fucking cruel!
I got 143 matches in less than a week of swiping in Scandinavia/the US BUT girls from my city/country don't like me, I have 2 matches from my home city. How is this shit possible?
