What's pissing you off tonight, robots?
I lost a McDonald's coupon and my little sister head-butted me in the nuts.
I'm going to prison for 5 years. Just waiting for them to pull the trigger and tell me when.
Too nervous to fuck my girl.
>tfw virgin
>>27800839
My ex moved on... Good for her I guess.
Sorry about your balls.
I saw this the other day only you lost a Wendy's coupon.
Go outside and think of something original to post you useless pannus
>>27800922
His balls are fine. He's just a repeat b8er that can't come up with anything new
>>27800860
What did you do, brother?
I found my Chipotle coupon and my big sister kicked me in the ass.
I found my balls and my sister gave me a gym coupon
I'm stuck in a shitty partial hospitalization program which feels like middle school for grown ups, I can't do any drugs because we get piss tested, and I really fucking want to get high. Even just weed would be nice.
I'm just a failure and my friends are sick of me.
>>27801478
What else is new? This is r9k, we all have those feels
>>27800839
OP's pic, actually.
RIP best grill.
>>27800860
Oh shit. What happen?
i sheet pants okaaayyyee... i no talk about now, but i walk dog and have urges,.. me now have it run down.
>>27800839
This is either a pasta or your sister headbutts you in the nuts too often. Or robots' sisters headbutt them in the nuts often, coincidentally.
>>27800839
>my little sister
sounds to me like you are having a pretty good life...
>>27802112
Totally is. Anon just loses a different coupon every time. With all the fast food he eats I'm surprised his sister didn't get absorbed into the belly fat while aiming for his nuts
>>27802166
But maybe he's not fat, cause he doesn't eat without his coupons.
No one will play GTA San Andreas DayZ mod with me. Not everyone is willing to play a twelve year old game.
I enjoy your threads OP, post them every day.
that my tits and vagina are only imaginary.
>>27802242
I fucking love the SA:MP mod. I played that shit for years.
Too bad I moved on, those were some fun times
Got 2 speeding tickets within 2 days at the same camera
Now I have to pay $80 and my already insanely high insurance (because I'm a young male) will increase at the very least 50%
>>27802242
I HAVE THAT MOD!!
But my gf is playing WoW today. We have to take turns on her gaming rig because I tripped over mine in a drunken stupor.
>TFW hot gf has $3000 pc she built and I'm stuck with my dino-puter
I have the money for an epic rig like hers but she won't build it for me b/c I've consistently destroyed 3 PCs in less than a year.
Where do i go to teach myself how to build my own PC? I feel so inadequate knowing my gf can do it but I can't.
>>27802139
I used to have a little sister... Then she got a bf.
>>27802296
Im on Multi Theft Auto. Basically the same thing. Its a lot if fun and it makes me feel some pristine nostalgia. Funny how the servers are still up.
>>27802381
Go to YouTube. And if you ever get back on Multi Theft Auto I play on the Walking Dead server. My username is FAGGOT.
I invested $900 into ethereum when it was at $14/coin, now it's just below $9/coin. That was a third of all the money I had
I fucking hate /biz/, never listen to them. Now I'm just hoping it goes back up
Not so much pissing me off as frustration. I don't get angry.
I'm trying to trap and every person I show either thinks I'm attractive (8/10') or shit tier. Everyone has their own opinions but it's kind of discouraging, knowing that I don't appeal to such a large number of people.
>>27802394
So she's your girlfriend now?
>>27802444
how u morph in to girl... Are you zach, jason, or billy... i am myself like zordon
>>27802444
please post pic.
originalcommentayylmao
>>27802440
Any money you invest should be money you expect to lose, just wait it out.
>>27802440
bro, classic pump n dump
>>27802429
Awww yiss. I haven't played in a while so i forget which server im on, but If you find ANUSTART that'll be me!!
>>27802440
Just hold onto it man. It will go up soon. Don't be trigger happy and cash it in now, that would be a bit of a loss. Currently it has only lost a fraction, it still has potential.
Someone who I saw at my work who I met during highschool asked me how much I make, I say $10 an hour, she says that is bs yadayadayada and turns out she ain't got a job
>>27802444
Nice trips.
But don't worry. Every1 on here is a dirty shitposter that will do what they can to make themselves feel a bit better. Myself included on occasion.
Don't take it personal, 4chan is a very narrow demographic of people and a poor choice to represent the world.
You probably appeal to more ppl than you think, and the shitposters here probably like your look but are too insecure to admit it so they offend to make themselves feel masculine.
Sauce: am trap
>>27802482
No
>>27802569
I don't think so, they seemed pretty honest--not everyone who dislikes me is a troll.
>>27802603
They all seem honest because you cant see/hear them.
I could spew all sorts of awful things and they'll sound honest because it's words on a screen.
Unless you're video chatting on other sites, then you can tell much easier.
Just remember, taking ANYTHING on this site as a fact is generally not a good idea to begin with.
If I did, i would have killed myself/OD'ed on a bunch of stuff/stuck my dick in something terrible/etc.
>met and emailed a gril off of /r9k/
>mfw she stops replying after i send a pic
why even live
>>27802692
Plz post your picture....
My car broke down and pol yelled at ne for riding too slow on my bike. Also my wife thinks I'm made of money.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27802821
They all do, senpai. They aaaaalllll do.
Could live in a cardboard box and women be like "how frugal, he must save so much money living like this. Bank account must be huge!"
>>27800839
Sounds like two wins to me
>>27800839
I have a lot of homework and my gf is still too shy to give me head
>>27800860
caught with child porn?
>>>
bumping for more neckbeard angst
Who am I kidding, the people I enjoy (neckbeard) abandoned this ship. Now it's all failed normies and thin photogenic /soc/ tier socialites
there's this chemical smell in my perfectly clean fridge and it's permeated all of my fucking food
i'm a poorfag, so i can't throw any of it out, but everything in there tastes weird as fuck
>>27803340
Tried cleaning it with vinegar?
Maybe a box of baking soda to absorb odor?
I'm in the same poorfag boat, stick of deoderant busted when walking home with food one day. Everything tasted like how old spice smells. Too poor to toss. Ate a week worth of deoderant food
I can't stop pooping and my feet are cold.
>>27803465
vinegar, baking soda, vanilla extract, everything
the smell stopped as i was cleaning it, but every time the fucking fan kicks on, it comes back
>tfw piece of shit landlord won't replace your fucking 50s era fridge, stove and microwave
>tempted to break them entirely to get them out
The girl I've recently been going out with, the first one in two years went out drinking with two guy friends, and she never drinks. She's texting me and told me about that though, and she's a good girl so I'm not that worried.
>>27803340
this happened to me, it means your fridge is about to break. it will get progressively less cold until it just stops working.
Just got told off by my brother for being an annoying faggot.
Not sure if I would say pissed but I'm tired of my mother especially now that she's slipped into paranoid schizophrenia. Can't stand being around her anymore which is hard since I'm neet. Honestly I'm kind of scared of her and have been avoiding her a lot. Wish I was a wagecuck now just so I could escape.
>>27802139
bump
Lil' sisters can be great.
>>27800839
>and my little sister head-butted me in the nuts.
That sounds hot.
>>27800839
Dog died. Hit and run.
>hours left on a free premium day in WoT
>but double xp/credits time is almost starting in AW
>but I also want to finish some anime
WHAT DO I DO? NEET LIFE IS KILLING ME
i cant eat or drink anything or else ill start barfing acid
i havent been able to sleep in my own bed for a month because of bed bugs
been pretty shitty tbhb
