Red Flags For Guys
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>he sticks his tongue all the way out when about to eat something
>he's straight, but willing to do gay stuff to satisfy his horniness or to get attention and not because he is actually interested in a gay relationship
>he thinks people who play "Second Life" are weird
>when out in public and he needs to fart he'll pretend to shoplift something to alert the security alarms so the loud alarm will mask the sound of his farting
>when he orders food at a restaurant and something is wrong with his order, he's too shy to ask the staff to correct his order
>his idea of hanging out is letting others decide what to do and he just tags along
>whenever he meets someone new that's female or gay, he imagines himself in a relationship with them despite the fact that a friendship has hardly been formed
>he doesn't like buying albums because "I only ever like 1 or 2 songs from an album or artist so I don't bother buying full albums"
>he can't solve basic problems using Python
>he can't watch a movie without feeling bored or sleepy
>he can't watch subtitled shows/movies because he has trouble paying attention to what's happening onscreen if he has to read
A lifetime of anime has prepared me for watching a show with subtitles.
>when out in public and he needs to fart he'll pretend to shoplift something to alert the security alarms so the loud alarm will mask the sound of his farting
kek
>he's a cosplayer
>he can't cook/use a washing machine
>he's less than 6'1"
>he never do any cleaning around the house
>he only has a five figure income
>he gets insanely confrontational when I talk to other men
>his dick is less than 6"
>>27800732
>what?
>no
>i just don't understand how to play it. I thought it was actually like real life, but its just all user generated and I can't even leave the tutorial island.
>what?
>maybe
>maybe. Sometimes i'm deciding while everyone else goes along. My entire friend circle is somewhat passive.
>no. Friends first.
>if I like at least 3 songs from a band, I am willing to support them. I also love concept albums.
>i was depressed when I learned python. Might have forgotten everything.
>not me
>not me.
>when buying Magic: The Gathering booster packs, he licks the back of the booster pack before opening it
>he doesn't eat his cum after fapping
>he won't prep the bull
>>27800952
Whenever i see the 666 rule, i always assume you're not a real female, because i know that females must be better and less shallow than this.
>he thinks people who play "Second Life" are weird
Second Life is pretty much Tumblr: the game
>he can't solve basic problems using Python
Who the fuck uses Python in 2016
>>27800732
>he sticks his tongue all the way out when about to eat something
what the fuck, who does that
>he's straight, but willing to do gay stuff to satisfy his horniness or to get attention and not because he is actually interested in a gay relationship
Nah, not into gay stuff under any circumstances, just not attracted to guys
>he thinks people who play "Second Life" are weird
I don't really have an opinion on people who play it, I tried it but found it pretty unimpressive
>when out in public and he needs to fart he'll pretend to shoplift something to alert the security alarms so the loud alarm will mask the sound of his farting
I own my farts, fuck that
>when he orders food at a restaurant and something is wrong with his order, he's too shy to ask the staff to correct his order
That does sound pathetic. Tho I gotta say, I think people should stay polite in those situations since shit happens
>his idea of hanging out is letting others decide what to do and he just tags along
I'm usually the one who has to organize shit so it's really nice to let other people decide stuff from time to time
>whenever he meets someone new that's female or gay, he imagines himself in a relationship with them despite the fact that a friendship has hardly been formed
That rarely happens, if ever
>he doesn't like buying albums because "I only ever like 1 or 2 songs from an album or artist so I don't bother buying full albums"
That's not the reason I'm not buying albums
>he can't solve basic problems using Python
Well fuck, not everyone is into programming
>he can't watch a movie without feeling bored or sleepy
Nope
>he can't watch subtitled shows/movies because he has trouble paying attention to what's happening onscreen if he has to read
Nope
>>27800732
>doesn't eat pussy but expects blowjobs
>shorter than me when I wear heels
>overly into anime
>>27801310
what would you rather use, pray tell
>>27801565
Depends on the problem senpai
>he thinks people who play "Second Life" are weird
Stop playing Second Life bitch,you ARE weird.
>his idea of hanging out is letting others decide what to do and he just tags along
Sounds like you have the same problem and it makes you mad he's not making your decisions for you
>whenever he meets someone new that's female or gay, he imagines himself in a relationship with them despite the fact that a friendship has hardly been formed
How the fuck would you know he does this?How is it a red flag?You can see into his mind?
>he doesn't like buying albums because "I only ever like 1 or 2 songs from an album or artist so I don't bother buying full albums"
Yeah real red flag here don't date this guy he might be Patrick Bateman
>he can't solve basic problems using Python
That's because he has to deal with basic bitches like yourself and Python can't solve that shit
>>27801502
>shorter than me when i wear heels
Then just stop wearing heals ya dumb cunt
>>27801581
solve simple problems with little overhead
>>27801628
Given that I don't have Python installed I'd just open a web console in Firefox and use JS
>he goes on 4chan
>he has sex with a flesh light attached to a baby doll
>he goes on motherless
>he has depression and/or abuses drugs
>he obsesses over romantic relationships and love to fill the void in his soul therefore coming across needy, creepy, clingy etc
>he can't dunk a basketball on a standard court
>>27801710
>he can't dunk
Chad McChadville is not here.
>>27801667
>webconsole on firefox
absolutely unjustifiable
>>27800732
Man, almost all of these apply to me....
>>27801710
>he obsesses over romantic relationships and love to fill the void in his soul therefore coming across needy, creepy, clingy etc
Why did you have to make me feel?
>>27801742
Eat my arse senpai
>>27801263
Women are more shallow then men.
>not using ruby with its superior syntactical sugar and extensive standard library
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>has a dead/absent/abusive mother or doesn't know his father
i know they can't help it, but that is ALWAYS a red fucking flag for men. i've met tons of women who are relatively normal adults with the above happening, but if a guy's mom dies when he's young or his dad walked out on him at ANY point in his life, he's fucked forever. men just can't get over that.
>>27801710
>he goes on motherless
>in 2016
it's not even good anymore
>>27801807
>2016
>Ruby
>not Elixir
Step your game up famalamadingdong
>>27801731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufpJgdnVhY8
get good kid get your hops up
>>27801761
because you came here to feel
>>27800732
>he sticks his tongue all the way out when about to eat something
who does that?
>he's straight, but willing to do gay stuff to satisfy his horniness or to get attention and not because he is actually interested in a gay relationship
I'm straight but i dont have these fantasies
>he thinks people who play "Second Life" are weird
Whatever, couldnt care less
>when out in public and he needs to fart he'll pretend to shoplift something to alert the security alarms so the loud alarm will mask the sound of his farting
That's anime stuff not real life
>when he orders food at a restaurant and something is wrong with his order, he's too shy to ask the staff to correct his order
>implying i would ever go to restaurant
>his idea of hanging out is letting others decide what to do and he just tags along
Damn, that's a tough one. I usually suggest something but if see that people bored by it, i leave them to do whatever they want.
>whenever he meets someone new that's female or gay, he imagines himself in a relationship with them despite the fact that a friendship has hardly been formed
Never
>he doesn't like buying albums because "I only ever like 1 or 2 songs from an album or artist so I don't bother buying full albums"
I'm not collector so that doesnt apply to me
>he can't solve basic problems using Python
Not programmer
>he can't watch a movie without feeling bored or sleepy
Really depends what kind of movie i'm watching
>he can't watch subtitled shows/movies because he has trouble paying attention to what's happening onscreen if he has to read
I have no problem watching subtitles
>>27801794
nah man, i'll leave the shit munching to your JS loving face
>>27801807
you're kidding right? ruby? you'd be a clown if it werent for the dude vouching for fucking javascript
>>27801830
oh you wanna play that game huh?
>not using rust
>>27801861
If you can't see the value in using JavaScript for solving simple problems then get fucked m8
>>27801865
Now this is getting out of hand, at least use comparable languages
>>27801895
>not using ocaml
>>27800732
>his idea of hanging out is letting others decide what to do and he just tags along
what the hell is wrong with this ?!
>he can't solve basic problems using Python
well excuse me missy, so far I have been taught only pascal and C
>>27801565
GNU C desu
>he uses Firefox instead of Chrome
>>27800732
>he doesn't like buying albums because "I only ever like 1 or 2 songs from an album or artist so I don't bother buying full albums"
>he can't solve basic problems using Python
Those are subjective and personal preferences.
>he doesn't like buying albums because "I only ever like 1 or 2 songs from an album or artist so I don't bother buying full albums"
This ia a red flag for people genrally, I HATE it so much.
>>27802065
Enjoy your botnet m80
>>27802065
>using a botnet over private web browser
I don't care about memory leaks or potential crashing. Fuck Google.
>>27801802
I just think it's natural. Women have more selection, as any "femanon here" post will demonstrate. So not only can they afford to weed out more dudes based on whatever arbitrary standards they like, it is actually in their interest to do so.
>>27802080
am I fucked if i pay for a music streaming service?
>>27800732
>>he sticks his tongue all the way out when about to eat something
Yeah what a major red flag. I see so many guys out there doing this all the time and let me tell you 100% of them straight up, all of them were bad human beings. This is a really useful red flag to be using when you are choosing a mate, because it really says a lot about a person. Sticks tongue out = shitty human being to the core, no questions asked.
I have to ask you OP, are you fucking retarded? Do you have a developmental disability?
>>27801815
Fuck you, stupid whore. Get the fuck out of my board.
>>27802125
Do you listen to full albums on it?
If you listen to full albums then you're fine in my book regardless of how you get the music.
>>27801815
>>has a dead/absent/abusive mother or doesn't know his father
Bastards btfo
be my gf
>>27802171
Oh, yeah, for my top artists I have a few albums saved on my phone to listen offline. Well, thanks for validating my music preferences.
>>27801815
>never met father
>serious emotional issues
this is the only real red flag ITT
>>27802080
Fuck you whore
I just use a converter to get my music straight off of youtube
>>27802235
>uses youtube converter for music
Holy fucking shit are you 12?
That's genuinely embarrassing
>>27802285
It's free and get exactly what I want
Don't care what faggots who buy music think
>>27802235
that's just shameful, senpai
>>27802312
Learn to soulseek.
>>27802080
>buying music
>buying a whole album if you only enjoy 3 songs
kys
>>27800732
If the dude was a Chad making six figures you'd ignore every one of these red flags you dumb cunt. You'd eat his shitty hairy asshole if he told you to while he banged one of your hotter friends.
Red Flag for Females: she has stupid ass opinions and thinks they matter.
>>27800732
A real man provides everything for a woman, treats her like a queen, works full time and helps around the house, brings woman chocolate and food and hard drugs as per her whims of the time. Real men provide, real men work.
>>27802105
Yes but that specific physical traits especially penis size is very very shallow. People should be selective, but not shallow. Especially girls.
>>27802423
What do real women do ?
Meanwhile, in the male world, it pretty much sums up the only red flags for a female:
>she is ugly
>she is fat
>she is a bitch
>she is a materialistic piece of shit
>>27802508
Not her but a real woman treats her man like a king imo
>>27801072
immediate turn off,also eating the commons to save pocket space
>>27801184
I lol'd anon. Don't worry.
>>27801710
>cant dunk
what a weird requirement, you just have a basket ball fetish or what?
>>27801807
also the best pokemon game
>>27802157
i'm sorry your dad wasn't there, anon
you honestly could just not give a shit about that, though
he was a faggot, move on
>he hates the chads/staceys that go to parties a lot but are still pretty friendly and don't make fun of shy/weird people
>he unironically believes that SJWs/identity politics/etc are the result of a capitalist conspiracy
>he likes kanye west as a person
>he believes in "eurocentric beauty standards"
>he admires people like kwame nkrumah and patrice lumumba
>he believes in original virtue
>he isn't a KV
>>27803006
>he hates the chads/staceys that go to parties a lot but are still pretty friendly and don't make fun of shy/weird people
Check
>he unironically believes that SJWs/identity politics/etc are the result of a capitalist conspiracy
Check
>he likes kanye west as a person
Sometimes a bit too eccentric but ok overall
>he believes in "eurocentric beauty standards"
What are those?
>he admires people like kwame nkrumah and patrice lumumba
Literally who?
>he believes in original virtue
Which ones?
>he isn't a KV
KV
>>27803006
>he likes kanye west as a person
>he believes in "eurocentric beauty standards"
>he admires people like kwame nkrumah and patrice lumumba
>red flags
>implying this isn't a blackmalebot
>>27802423
You are a total retarded i hope your fat gf get blacked in your face
>>27802562
Ty for the kek
>>27800732
>Playing Second Life
>Having Standards
>>27803074
Second Life is just a glorified interactive chatroom. There's nothing weird about it, Temmie.
>over the age of 18 and dyes his hair an unnatural color
>>27800732
>he thinks people who play "Second Life" are weird
But you are a weirdo if you play second life.
>when he orders food at a restaurant and something is wrong with his order, he's too shy to ask the staff to correct his order
Are you really this retarded? I worked at restaurants, you do not have any idea what we did to the food when people complaint.
>he doesn't like buying albums because "I only ever like 1 or 2 songs from an album or artist so I don't bother buying full albums"
>Buying albuns
>current year
>he can't solve basic problems using Python
>Using a script language at all
>>27800732
>he can't watch subtitled shows/movies because he has trouble paying attention to what's happening onscreen if he has to read
look at what site you are posting this on
everyone here has watched anime subbed
>>27800732
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>>27804122
majority of /r9k/ users don't watch anime.
