Where can I find a gf who is very lazy and likes to play games all day but also isn't fat?
>>27798745
In your imagination family
those ones with the fast metabolism
they're so much better i know some.
>>27798745
>Plays video games all day
>Isn't fat
Please choose one
At max level i found one, hiding, ever so tucked away under a rock. I said ", hey, you wanna come outve that rock"... she said no, i stay here.. i was like "damn, your ugly anyway"... but i closed that rock on top of her and she splatted. Later, i was fined because she was a preying mantis.
I know skinny tumblrina
She's pretty qt if you disregard the fact that she's a tumblrina "nerd" and feminist
She doesn't seem to wear make up either which I like
>>27798745
Doesn't matter you never respond to anyone Vyro.
>>27798745
>where can I find a man with a vagina
Women have no interest in being your friend Anon. The fairytale relationship in which the woman cares about the man in any form is not reality.
>>27798745
Oh this guy. Didn't see his trip at first. This guy's a faggot.
>>27798745
I'd be fine with a gf who is very lazy and likes to play games all day and is also fat
>>27798890
It's either that OR I actually like someone and cling so hard that they hate me forever.
>>27798935
So why don't you talk about that person, then?
>>27798904
>The fairytale relationship in which the woman cares about the man in any form is not reality.
pilled up for life
>>27798960
Why would I talk about someone who doesn't want me?
They don't exist. You will never find a girl that you can just hang out with and play video games. This meme needs to die.
>>27798972
To vent your frustrations and possiblyget over her.
Besides, I bet she was short, ugly, mixed, and boring
>>27799012
I'm over her enough it's why I'm looking for someone new to talk to obviously. Not much frustrations just feel led on and shitty because she acted in ways that indicated she liked me, then just... rejected me I dunno.
it sucks
>>27799065
Yea I know how it is man. If it's any consolation I had the same thing happen to me. Girls like to lead guys on for some reason
>>27798890
He always seems to respond to me
You're just boring
>>27799127
Fuck off you literal transvestite, He's a friend of mine
>>27799146
>literal transvestite
What
>>27798829
>don't eat like a pig
it's not rocket science
>>27799122
lol twitch girls don't fuck with you until you got 30k viewers
think about it this way
all woman are wired differently than men
woman have different interests
woman have different ways of solving problems
woman always prone to social life
therefore men and woman cannot be friends, only before puberty
when puberty hits the game is on, everyone get locked up in his own world and the race for good genes and resources begins
>>27799149
Clit dick head ass bitch
>>27799183
women know long division. i know this because a majority of them were present on the day they learn long division. i myself , as myself, was absent that day. so now they solve problems differently.
>>27799184
Go be a nigger somewhere else
Go suck shrek ketchup
>>27799146
The fuck are you?
I highly doubt you're a friend of mine
>>27799214
i didn't mean technically i mean mentally, they are more prone to manipulate based on what they need instead of actually reaching said thing through hard work
If you find one, let me know. As far as I'm aware you can choose two of three traits there.
So which do you value most?
>>27799258
You know me but I'll stay anonymous cause clit fish is going ham atm
>>27799263
they no hard work. they use hard work on manipulate thing you said. so i say you right today. tomorrow i judge you differently. wanna be long division pals? you partner with me at my dusk okay
>>27799321
This is why I don't make friends, jesus christ
>>27799321
Oh, you're afraid of good ol' Fish?
>>27799321
>being afraid of Fish
Only a girl could be this fucking stupid.
>>27799361
No I just don't want the pre jizz of your micro cock slapping my shirt.
>>27799360
You know you love me Vyro
>>27799387
Terror, sheer terror
>>27799387
I don't have any friends you homosexual
>>27799417
Careful Shane, wouldnt want me to spill some info
>>27798745
>very lazy
>isn't fat
That doesnt happen unless she's anorexic or has extremely high metabolism, either way it's golden nugget not rule. Btw why would you want greasy haired gf who's unhygienic and lazy?
>>27799436
Hahahahahaha treacherous to the grave
Oh don't worry vyro you're my friend. You just don't know iti hope you like cock
>>27799491
Sounds like pure fear to me
These girls do exist, just not worth it. One was once my oneitis, she was pretty awesome, we would chill listening to records and playing vidya (she wasn't actually that bad and I didn't have to go easy), all was well until I later found I out I was cucked by like 3 other dudes, one of them my brother in law, one a douchey guy ten years older, and another her 100% positively gay friend.
>beta, the story
>Go to Silent Hill
>Find gf
>She never has anything interesting to say though
>Find out she's only saying what you're thinking because she's a projection of your nonexistent imagination and you're boring
>Forced to confront that all the feelings of contempt you had for her are the same feelings others have for youAlso monsters based off your foot/trap fetishes making succ sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDddF1MUZI
> this tripfag faggot has multiple women vying for his attention
> meanwhile in robotland, actual robots are lonely with no girls ever interested
>very lazy
check.
>likes to play games
check.
>girl
i can pretend.
of course the girl part only applies to the internet, senpai.
>>27799417
You'll never get an eternal bond with a face like that.
>>27799734
I agree. Too many pixels
>>27799484
>anorexic
fine by me
also all those things are sexy as hell my man
>>27799552
>multiple women
Please.
>>27799734
Not even my character dude I just saved that
>>27798745
>>27798745
Ue ue shita ue shita shita ue hidari migi hidari migi. I couldn't resist, I know where this image is from but I can't remember her name and I am too lazy to look it up.
>>27799768
Please suck my sissy boy cock
VYROOOO
>>27799065
Iktf, mate
I was talking to a femanon like two months ago for 3 weeks, then she stopped coming on
She was really nice
>>27798745
in their houses
i.e. not at malls taking photoshoots with vyrochads
I found one, but it didn't end well.
She ended up playing almost the same exact games I played growing up, had excellent taste in anime and music, and had the fastest metabolism I've ever seen. She would literally smoke weed and get mcdonalds every night but she never weighed more than 105.She got whisked away by Lesbian Chad.They're still together living a comfy life together in the midwest on her family's property rent free. Literally living out my dream without me.
It hurts.
How do I learn to love myself and avoid needing someone else to be happy?
>>27800882
By not being such trash. Why did you post Snufkin?
>>27800882
Weed snufkin approves
