List of reasons why you never had a girlfriend:
(If you had one, get out, normie.)
>>27797189
too coward to confess
First it was because I was a NEET
Now it's because I was a NEET for so long that I no longer have any semblance of a personality or conversational skills
>>27797189
Because I'm extremely beta, socially awkward and insecure about everything.
>Because I'm extremely beta, socially awkward and insecure about everything.
>I don't even know any girls I could be interested in.
>I don't really want one, I just want the loneliness to end.
>>27797189
I look 15 even though I'm nearly 20, I have a cleft lip, I have severe anxiety which means I can't have make friends or maintain a social life which in turn means I can't get a gf.
Fat
Never tried (afraid of emotional intimacy/rejection/failure)
Socially awkward unless not initiating the conversation
Niche, boring interests/hobbies
Rarely go out
Never meet new people
Insecure/low self confidence
Preoccupied with other problems in life
Boring personality
Basically, too much of a pussy. The fear of failure/rejection overshadows in any longing I have. Always worry that if I try or let someone close they will either be repulsed or just reject the notion.
>>27797189
>can't drive
>abysmally poor
>complete shut in
Fix these three things and I'm free.
>too coward to initiate convo
>always sperg out in convos
Smell like shit because of anxiety
>Be NEET for years after dropping out of HS ue to depression,social anxiety
>tfw lost a sh
it ton of weight and got a job
>tfw all the stacies flirting with me at work
>manager making sexual comments and saying how my sister's friend's must think I'm cute and to wear condoms when I fuck
>tfw some slut asked me if I had a gf and keeps talking to me
>tfw I just want a robot gf who understands my feelings but that doesn't exist
I can't stand vapid sluts
I'm an actual, diagnosed autist
Because I'm a homosexual.
Had a girlfriend though, was lame as shit.
>>27797563
I'm 31 and look 16even though I already have grey hairs.
>>27797628
How has this been for you. I feel that this is the one thing which if it were different my life wouldn't be half as awful.
I'm extremely boring and uninteresting. I also lack the drive to actually hit on girls.
The few times a girl has shown interest in me I've managed to fuck up and make her lose it completely.
I m in high school but there is no women on by part the the school (techno part)
And I as very ugly before
I have had 3 girlfriends in my life but all have ended in heartbreak and depression. Please dont assume that if a NEET has had a girlfriend he is justifiably a normie.
I now live by myself and never want to touch another female in my life. Ny hand gives me more than enough pleasure along with my sex games and websites I watch porn
I have light brown skin and I'm 335lbs and I have a 5 inch dick when fully hard. That is why I don't have a girlfriend.
>>27797651
Women seem to find them endearing. I can't yet tell if it's 'awww, you're getting old', or 'awww, haha you don't even look your age'.
>need too much alone time
>too ambivalent about individual people to not go autist bipolar mode
>naturally paranoid, would take years to trust them if i ever did
>afraid of essentially everything but including: being dependent on someone else, potential for loss, emotional closeness/earnestness, intimacy
>indolent and hate doing real work, would likely drag someone else down
>passively judgmental and despite rarely voicing it i don't want to build contempt for such a person
>know i wouldn't make a good partner
>
among other things of course
>>27797189
i literally don't want one
>>27797651
You're right, people with that problem have no chance at all
>you'll appreciate when you're older anon
>these are the best times of your life and they're wasted but at least when you're old and your life is over already you'll look younger
>>27797718
I meant how has looking younger than your age affected you? I think if I looked my age my other flaws wouldn't seem as significant and people would take me seriously.
Fat
Skin conditions
Socially awkward(I'm, apparently, funny so I think this doesn't matter much as long as I can make normies laugh)
Don't like myself and don't want to be with someone who is with a version of me that isn't a better me
Chubby
Never lifted weights in my life and no job that builds muscle
Introverted and unsociable
Emotionally stunted
Honestly wouldn't know how to handle being in such a relationship
Don't meet many new people
I live a boring life
I don't have a lot of money
I almost got a gf some years ago, but I hit the brakes hard when I felt that things were getting too real. Ended up hurting the person and fucking things up.
>>27797747
I literally haven't been able to do any of the things teenagers do for fun in my life. No one wants to be followed around by someone who looks several years younger than them.
I've been hikikomori since 13 and never, ever, went to a party besides one birthday when I was 10. I'm 25 now.
I dare anyone to beat that.
1. I'm socially awkward
2. I haven't really tried desu.
>Been Neet for years
>No accomplishments
>Not banking money
>No skills or ambitions
>Ugly roundish Asian face, small button nose, nice hair and athletic body, but still ugly.
>Scared of rejection, emotionally unstable
>Embarrassed of my existence, rather not reveal it to anyone.
>Horny as fuck all the time, they can smell it and it repulses them.
>>27797829
I probably can't beat that but I'm nearly 20 and the last social thing I did was go go-karting with my autistic friends 4 years ago.
>>27797759
Oh.
Aside from getting carded everytime I buy liquor and getting stared at by teenage edgelords who think I'm their age, not much.
I meet very few new people in my life
fake
boring
scared of world
>>27797189
1. I have watched my Chad brother treated so badly by every woman he invited into his life that there is no way I would ever have one in mine.
Even if it means I forgo the chance to be a father, I will not be a slave provider for these egotistical cunts.
>>27797813
Yeah, same here. We never had a chance in our youth, just the way it is.
>>27797682
Soon bro, soon virtual reality masturbation will become more available in a few years, the visual and audio aesthetic of masturbation will be more pleasing, maybe even simulate sex smells however disgusting that is, It's still not androids, but it's a giant leap for masturbation science. Hopefully it will take off.
>>27797829
How?
original-desu
>>27797189
>ugly
>boring
>awkward (but sometimes manage to act confident)
>never tried
>ugly
>shut in
>uninteresting hobbies (never want to do anything)
>not much ambition
>loser
>poor
>bad low self esteem
>>27797923
Why not use your young looks and take advantage of teenage sluts?
>>27797923
Did things improve for you? I can't speak to people my own age without them being condescending and sneering at me. I'm sick of being alone should I just kill myself?
>>27797959
Overprotective bpd mother.
Even if I tried to start my life now it will be virtually impossible. Alone, no experience, no education, no money.
>>27798006
I can't think of a non-weird context in which I could meet them.
>>27798026
Stalk schools like I do.
>>27797189
Because i am unattractive (both physically and socially) and extremely awkward.
I tried though.
>>27798026
Malls, social media, be Johnny Depp and enroll in the nearest highschool. I don't know man lie about your age and crush puss. Plus you can legal buy them alcohol
>>27797189
social anxiety
ofc not an original le comment
>>27798006
The risk
I'm very ugly, and I'm also cowardly and uninteresting.
>>27797189
Girls want a guy who will "take care" of them but I have no interest in dating a petulant child who needs to be "taken care" of.
few years ago
>shy and awkward
now
>have not interest in people
I had one, exactly 1 gfs, I never had sex. Am I in or am I outie? Also it was in a mental hospital.
>>27797189
Get out normie
I know your normalness
>>27798225
But the prize
>>27797189
I don't want one, relationships and sex are a waste of time
>>27797189
> Poor dental healthcare; no means to fix teeth. They look fine at face value, but cavities mean my breath smells like shit
> Unable to drive due to poor depth perception
> Have a scar/birthmark on my penis that resembles "bumps", which could be mistaken for STDs
>>27797189
depression, social anxiety, severe intimacy issues, extremely low self esteem and self confidence
i'm terrified of people and my mind constantly tortures me halp
>>27798474
I'll assume that was meant for me. I'm not a normie, not a robot either, cyborg.
>>27797189
I didn't like them back
or
I had constant mental break downs which repelled them
Lazy
Don't care enough
Used to being alone
Had chances but blew them and those types of encounters will never happen again
>>27798631
Everything he said.
>>27797189
i'm shy and i don't try
also i've never met a girl that i actually wanted to be in a relationship with (i don't know many girls)
and i seem cold and standoffish to other people even though my actual feelings and personality are different.
i also can't be funny around people i don't know extremely well
>>27797189
I'm ugly, boring, bland, insecure, paranoid and too scared to even approach a girl.
because they couldnt beat me in speed chess. to be with me you need a brain
>>27797589
>my interests are lame because they're just too niche aha-ha right g-guys
>Too autistic to read faces/body language
>Too much of a faggot to approach girls, dunno what to say
>My life circulates around Dota 2
I don't care very much. I'm sure I'll find a cute girlfriend one day.
i get bitches . but i never get gilfriend. so you see difference? lots of bitches. no gilfriend. today i foget so i dont have time but im usually have many a reason.
>>27797189
I was a kv until last year now I have a dank gf who touches my peepee while I play bideo james
>>27797189
1) i'm ugly
2) extremely paranoid
3)no social skills
>>27797189
Seems like too much of a bother. I wouldn't want to or have energy to keep the relationship alive. Besides, it seems tedious at best
>>27799817
fucking normie
get outthanks bot XDXDXDXDXD
ugly
no confidence
short
LAUREN IS CUTE!
CUTE!
>>27797189
>List of reasons why you never had a girlfriend
There i go
>fear of intimacy
>physically ugly
>low self esteem
>not dominating enough (i usually dont care that hard)
>low confidence
>awful social skills
>very sensitive person (cant handle banter)
>didnt have any chance to meet girls
>boring personality
>zero hobbies
>complete lack of passion
>insecure around other peopleno one is going to read this list, so why i bother do this.
>>27797189
because there is no list of reason why i should have a girlfriend
i have a horrible horrible personality
>>27797189
because i dont desire one, because i hate women, because i grew up with 5 older sisters and their retarded hysteric tantrums that put me off females forever.
I'm so angry at life.
>>27797189
too cowardly to try and ask a girl out
ugly
personality screams lazy and boring
>>27797189
>I never leave my house
>I cant talk loud and clear enough
>I have absolute 0 game
I used to be a fat fuck too but I made a lot of progress on that. I feel like number 1 is my biggest hindrance.
>cant go outside because no friends
>got no friends because I dont go outside
such is life for me
>>27799928
i did because i check for all those attributes
>>27799917
only good post itt
>>27798609
You're failed normie as fuck.
>>27797189
I'm too intellectual for one; girls bore me.
>>27797189
>(If you had one, get out, normie.)
I have one.
I will not leave.
Deal with it faggot.
>>27797189
>you can't be a robot if you've had a girlfriend
This meme needs to end. I haven't that many girlfriends and I am absolutely a robot.
>>27800511
nice fantasy robot
>>27800568
No you aren'twhy would you want to be one?
>>27800605
I'm more of a robot than you,just because I've had some gfs doesn't mean I'm not socially awkward. My current gf even thinks I'm weirder than most people. I'm a robot, guaranteed.
>hate clubs,hate alchohol,hate nigger music
>hate paying for things i don't enjoy in general,including expensive dinners
>chubby
>smoker
>no plans on getting married, fuck that
>only pay on important things like bills,helping my parents,food and sometimes my therapist, if my "gf" wants something she can use her own money to buy something she wants
>treat woman equally as possible, not afraid to give harsh criticism
>>27800677
>I'm a robot, just ask my gf
this pop culture memery needs to leave
>>27800677
yeah, yeah, of course
get out chad
An infinitesimally small amount of self confidence that prevents me from attracting anyone past a few sentences of conversation.
>>27800705
Plenty of robots on here have GFs or BFs if they're female. You're clearly just confused.
>>27800751
>robots with a love life
>female robots
go back to instagram
>>27797430
/thread
orinigal comment TO BE HONEST
I go on dates regularly but none of the girls fit what I want. I usually stop after the first or second date.
>>27800751
You're the one who is using the reddit definition of robot
>lol kek I like dr who and don't go clubbing, I'm such a robot
>I went to a convention about nerdy stuff, HASHTAG ROBOT LIFE amirite
>>27800415
My heart almost stopped.
>>27797189
which one of you faggots is this?
It has to be someone from this board.or a lonely redditor
>>27800859
Do you accept the one and only Goddess?
>>27800859
>almost
what a shame
>>27800751
fuck you why do you normies need to try to fit in everywhere
I'm a sliver under 5'6
that's about all the excuses I need
Completely shy through school up to high school; never had any grills show interest in me; never had a group friends that included girls or exposed me to them in anyway. Currently 23 years old and working on it day by day but not obsessed about it.
I love being alone.
I don't make friends either. Only acquaintances.
I couldn't imagine a life with a girlfriend just because the idea of there being someone within 2 feet of me who acknowledges my presence terrifies me.
>>27797189
Everytime a girl gives me attentionI start getting sexual. Like if I talking to a girl on ok cupid, after a few messages I'll start getting sexual and girls don't like that
>being sperg
>no conversational skills and highly awkward
>afriad of rejection
>>27801007
this is some unusual robot
>>27800904
I do accept her as the only Goddess with tears in my eyes.
Seriously, though, why god put such a good looking girl in the world, knowing it will torture a soul such as mine. If there only ugly girls in the world, then I wouldn't feel so bad about not having a gf.
I think I have aspergers
>>27801089
You shall dream of interacting with this holy being, but never shall you touch this pure soul with your mortal hands.
This is the fate of the Lauren monks. We are many.
Say I suddenly develop good social skills and looks, enough to just randomly walk up to girls in public and get them to go on a date with me. When they start to see more of who I really am, and realize I have no career, friends, or life at all really they're not going to want to stay around me for very long, so there's no point really
>>27801075
Usually it's like
>you look pretty in your profile pic (which is usually a lie kek)
>I'd love to see more of you ;)
>oh wow you have great boobs/tits/ass I'd love todo sexually explicit things with them
I'm convinced everybody on ok cupid is there for casual sex except for the
>I'm here for friends
>I already have a bf
Retards
>>27801165
halo effect: the post
i have a feeling that they're are out of my league.
>went to physical therapy for like a year a place
>stacey asked me why i never had one
>couldn't think of it because of brain injury
>mumble something
>she says o your to good for you
>she stormed off
>she talks shit too the next therapist i see
>she thinks i'm a smug person
>she doesn't mention it to me
>she was a hot fatty
>>27801253
when you ignore a woman that like you, thats what happens
>>27801241
get your shit together. you are supposed to be a supreme gentleman.
Fat, lived with my over zealous mother. Pill addict.
>>27801165
Could you send me all of your pictures from Lauren, please?
I need to make some pamphlets.
>>27801551
i dont have an upload folder or something, and drop all 200 here would be tiresome
>>27797189
gf for 2 years, NEET for 3. Still together with gf and still NEET, life is pretty good.
Am I to normie for this board?
>>27801593
>gf
>satisfied with life
yes
go away
>>27801253
>brain injury
might explain why I can't tell wtf you're saying
>>27797189
Because I never hit on them, literally only reason.
With my looks and intelligence I could easily fuck all normies' gfs.
>>27801863
I thought this board was for NEETs so that's why I came here, but damn this shit's even worse than /b/.
>>27801932
ofc you could, cuck. you are superman inside, you just never tried.
>>27800587
To bad it's neither a fantasy, nor am I a robot...
Never tried
Clueless in social situations
No longer care
Spent all of high school as a friendzoned cuck "nice guy". All that depression made a whole lot more sense once I got out. Still a virgin but, I am getting better on hitting on chicks. I'll be a regular chad in no time.
I'm gay and not an extroverted degenerate.
That's it
Short
Manlet
Lacking height
Vertically Challenged
Small
Little
Diminutive
Dwarf
Midget
Pygmy
Miniature
Adjectives go on and on, you get the idea
>>27797619
How old are you senpai?
Domo arigatou originaro commentaru
>>27797189
Fat, no self confidence
>>27801592
Make a .rar file and upload it at fileconvoy.com, please.
For some reason I really really dislike showing explicit affection to girls that I like. For example if a girl is showing signs for liking me I just end up ignoring them. I think it had something to do with school when I was younger, where talking and showing affection to girls was considered uncool.
Also in general I havent had proper feelings for a girl in a while, and im not the type of guy to waste my time dating people that I dont like right off the bat.
I like these introspective therapeutic threads
Sperg
Didn't have a permanent job until I was 31
Now balding and getting fat
>>27802344
Are you still there?
You don't need to register to upload a file in fileconvoy.com, so it's really easy.
never had a bf. i hate myself too much.
>>27797189
>Fat
>Manlet (5'4")
>Disabled
>Ugly
>Have been NEET at various points in my life
>Highly introverted and socially awkward
>Zero known interest from women.
>>27797395
This i don't give a fuck a anymore i would just end it if i wasn't such a god dam pussy.
>>27797589
Is you me oriyinal conmentcon?
To be honest senpai it is because my priorities are arranged selfishly for myself. Basically a GF isn't a huge task/important as having money to buy food, rent, pay for gas, pay bills, and have hobbies on the side. I mean yeah it would be nice having an affectionate partner but I have friends for social interaction. Not to mention I work 2030-0600 and spend hours in a patrol car. During the day I sleep and the last few hours before my shift I workout. Most girls want attention a lot and I honestly couldn't do it with my hectic lifestyle. I don't want to make someone feel like they're not good enough.
>>27797189
I hates all the bitches and the man who worship those cunt.
Being raised by a single mother with only being the only guy in my family made me lose respect for all women. I revolted and cut ties with everyone.
Everything for me is money and hedonism now.
i'm not capable of loving anybody. i'm not good enough to bother with. i have to many flaws and problems.
some people are just...different and meant to be alone and miserable. i am un fuckable and fear being rejected and ridiculed by women.
i wish i was never born and ready for a dirt nap to be honest. nobody is going to come save me it's over.
>>27797189
>skinnyfat but supposedly chaddish face (jawline/chin etc)
>aspergers
I can't into people desu
>>27799790
Iktf3k< hoursend my life
>>27797189
If i had to guess id say it has something to do with my appearance and overall personality.
>beta
>ugly
>fat
>short
>socially inept
>socially retarded (confirmed sperglord)
>social anxiety
>"too nice"
>low self esteem
>boring personality
>look like a minor
>no motivation to hit on girls
>actually like being alone anyway
Tried once actually, she brutally rejected me and said she felt bad because of it about a week later.
>>27797589
I'm pretty shocked how well this description fits to me. We should make a club or sth.
>>27797189
I'm ugly as fuck. I stay positive and talk to people, but people never want anything to do with me.
>Overall: I just didn't care. I thought it was stupid, time wasting and pointless.
>Starting 1st year of junior highschool, I got betrayed by my two mates from elementary that I transferred with. I trusted them, left a lot of my old mates behind (an a couple of girls that showed interest in me). That left me bitter, I couldn't trust anyone that easily anymore.
>Later in junior High-School, there was a girl, short, fat, bespectacled, but liked to talk with me. I was, like I said before, a bitter asshole full of resentment. Now I regret to have left her alone.
>However, I did try once to attract a girl in senior high-school, only to be told that she was dating a dude much older than her. That left me even more bitter, thus not bothering with women anymore.
>The I got better internet service, thus using porn as it was cheaper and easier to fap to porn than trying to attract a real girl.
>Nerd, NEET, failed and dropped out college several times.
>I hate discos or indoor night clubs.
>Went hikikomori for a couple of years.
>Highly introverted and socially awkward like most robots robots (I bet some of you can fake extraversion and social skills, even if you don't like people or dealing with people in general).
>I rather indulge in my hobbies than socializing.
>I managed to stop being so insensitive by practicing meditation and paying more attention to gut feelings. It kinda worked.
>I returned to college with the idea of making friends like 4 years ago, and it worked.
>I struggled with alcohol problems since, despite having friends now, I was still depressed for wasting so many years of my life.
>A month ago I found a girl that I'm geniunely interested in. The more I know about her, the more I know that it's for me as we have a lot in common, and the differences can complement each other. It can backfire on me. Good thing is that I don't really care if that happens.
>never liked a girl to ask her out
>girls that i actually talked to were more like friends
>not attractive, but not ugly
>now that i like grills, dont have the courage to make the move
>dont talk to many females, and the ones i do talk to are not attractive to me
yup
