Daily reminder that chad experienced pic related in hs
>>27788523
Why do they keep their shoes on, fuck.
>>27788546
They're not using condoms so it's their sole protection.
>>27788523
what? fuck some sluts with blown out pussies?... pffft beta tier, anyone can buy a prostitute bruh
>>27788559
jesus christ
>>>/reddit/
>>27788559
HEYO
Mute these nuts, gookmoot.
>>27788585
>making jokes is Reddit
I am glad I've never gone to reddit then, I like joking around.
>fucking anyone in the ass
why do people want their dick to smell like shit
>>27788614
Do they smell their own dick?
>>27788546
Because if they didn't it would probably be the same as some other video. Gotta mix things up fampai.
Also some advice, if you want to have sex with girls in high school all you have to do is be funny and charming, not that hard. My first girlfriend asked ME out.
>>27788523
I love their sick porn. This is the best PAWG they got on there.
>>27788633
not really but you got shit residue on your dick
Pretty sure chad didn't rail a slut in the ass with his bro in high school.
>>27788664
The girls do more than one enema. Shit never really gets on the dicks. These people fuck for a living, you don't. They know what they are doing.
>>27788693
>play with peanut butter like it was a dough
>was your hands with water
will your hands smell of peanut butter?
>>27788644
Yes they do sick yet still erotic porn the best. I love watching these sluts get peed on by cocks.
>>27788644
google 'justin slayer vs macy lane'
skip around the vid if you have to
tell me what you think
>>27788726
Hot but this PAWG is still queen.
>>27788726
Also thanks for mentioning it. I'll give it a fap.
>>27788715
Dude, even the lube they use smells good. Their cocks probably smelt like a fresh fruit smoothie afterwards.
can any anons tell me how anal feels?
how 2 convince a your gf to do anal?
>>27789314
tease her asshole
she will want it
unless its an unwashed skank
>>27789314
>can any anons tell me how anal feels?
really tight at the entrance and then loose as fuck
>>27789314
>how 2 convince a your gf to do anal?
Just put it in while smoothtalking.
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask permission.
>>27789314
>how 2 convince a your gf to do anal?
dude just take it
>>27789378
>>27789359
is it worth all the work and the chit talking you get when she tells her friends about how you are focused on her bumhole?
>>27789401
>>27789387
good way to get chit dick and no longer get sex as well as make her sore since no lube
>>27789314
Try it on yourself
its pretty bad to anyone who doesnt want it, but if you are really curious and learn to get use to it it can be good.
i play with my butt every other day when i fap and the orgasm is a lot more intense.
Dont know about fucking an ass of a girl though
>>27789418
>and no longer get sex as well as make her sore since no lube
Sorry to break it for you, but the smoothtalking game gets you ahead in this game. Also a good buttfuck feels better without lube (at least if you are uncut).
>>27789314
>>27789418
First of all make her enema. Who cares about it being gross. It's more gross going in not doing it. Tell her to enema before you do it and make sure she shits prior to the enema. Also make sure she doesn't eat for hours before the enema.
It depends really on feel. Some anons swear by it. Others say it is very overrated. To me the ass feels good for a couple reasons:
1) if the girls booty is big it is going to feel great
2) right amount of lube (don't overdo it) will make the butt feel better
3) the tightness is really as true as people say but there is less of a tube to please your dick
Overall vagina will be better but anal is absolutely great. You definitely should try it once. It's just that prep for it sucks and it isn't so worth it that you would want to do it every day. Which you couldn't anyways.
>>27789487
>First of all make her enema.
t. virgin master
How the fuck are you going to assfuck a girl if you want her to do an enema first?
>>27789511
Enema is to get the shit out dumb ass. Pornstars do it and anybody can buy a kit on amazon for cheap. It's a lot better that way.
I only done it 6 times with 4 of those times being my ex used an enema. It eliminates the shit and most of the foul smell. Not doing so is just dumb.
>>27789444
never change r9k
>>27789447
I feel like it would take just too much smooth talking plus if she's not expecting it she wont enjoy it and she'll just be mad.
You must be lying or chad 5.0 if that works
>>27789487
To get her to do an enema you first must convince her
im just wondering how to convince, but thanks for telling me its worth building up too (chad may have taken her virginity but I shall take her Aginitiy)
>>27789559
>To get her to do an enema you first must convince her
That's going to have to be up to you. It's not easy since I don't know how your gf is like. If she is very open sexually with you then you will have an easier time convincing her. Just watch porn with her and see how she reacts to things. It's what I did with my ex gfs.
>>27789314
>how 2 convince a your gf to do anal?
Get the fuck off this board immediately
>>27789638
Do not respond to the internet shills. Thank you.
>>27789559
Girls don't have a prostate like men do so she will never like anal unless you have some kind of 0.01% girl that does get off from anal.
Wanting her to have an enema first is just silly.
Way to kill the vibe, you're banging your girlfriend, not a trained prostitute slut.
>>27789635
so you watch porn and you bring up how anal looks fun?
>>27789638
I was a robot and managed to get a gf later in life than normies
>>27789658
I heard many women do enjoy it, have I been lied to? also women like to try a lot of things with men why can't I want to try anal with my gf?
>>27788634
i had 2 girls ask me out, the first one asked me 'hey wanna fuck?' i said no because i was taken by surpise. Now i'm a 19 year old HHKV full or regrets
>>27788559
holy shit. you win the winternet today good sir. gold incoming.
>>27789691
Well only worked with one of my ex gf's but I never mind watching porn with some of my other ex gf's. Only asked two of them though. One agreed while the other was like no way.
Girls watch porn. They just are more discreet I guess.
>>27789691
>I heard many women do enjoy it, have I been lied to?
The sphincter muscle isn't made for penetration, so yes.
>also women like to try a lot of things with men why can't I want to try anal with my gf?
Because a relationship too is about power. If she wants to be 'your' girl she has to live up to it. Just cuddle a bit and have some sex and then go for it. She won't want to do it, that's where the smoothtalking comes in. You give a lecture about love and whatever.
I mean it's YOUR girlfriend after all.
>>27789691
gf = not a robot = get the fuck out
Can I be any clearer or do you need me to explain again normie
>>27788523
Chads in high school have group sex with porn stars and black men?
>>27788644
PAWG? More like FEWG.
>>27789902
>FEWG
What?
>>27789909
Fat Everything White Girl
>>27789715
If you did it once you can do it again senpai
>Daily reminder that porn is fictional and does not reflect reality in any way
>if you mistake porn movies for real life, then you are fucking retarded and should definately go kill yourself to save the human genepool
>>27789914
You are simply a faggot. That girl is hot.
>>27789938
We get it, you like fat girls. Not judging, just don't pretend she's something she isn't.
>>27789938
lol you probably like that fat cow gianna michaels too i bet.
>>27789988
She ain't fat. You just got low T. Let me guess you think this girl is fat to?
>>27790005
Okay fag we get it. You like thin iron board girls.
>>27789934
>does not reflect reality in any way
literally every girl I've been with has enjoyed being sexually submissive and having "porn sex", like fucking her mouth, anal training and eventual assfucking, rough, degrading sex, etc.
the only difference between porn and reality is that real women don't just like porn sex, they like "lovemaking" bullshit to balance it out too. that and most real girls actually hate when you cum on their face (which makes it even hotter).
>>27790035
nah i'm just not into fat girls. it's cool if ur a fatty chaser but man why u getting so defensive about it.
>>27790036
never had a gf - the post.
>>27790052
How about instead of shitposting you post an example of a girl better than the ones I have?
>>27790036
>they like "lovemaking" bullshit to balance it out too
This. You can degrade her by pissing on her as long as you look her in the eyes and tell her you love her.
>>27790077
you must be some kind of numale cuck if none of your girlfriends ever let you have porn sex with them.
>>27790052
Just like I thought you stupid fag. As if you can get a gf anyways kek.
>>27788684
I did my dude
>>27789691
>I was a robot and managed to get a gf later in life than normies
>gf
You were never a robot, normie. Now fuck off.
>>27788644
Ah fuck it I'm posting the scene. Thread is related anyways.
http://www.xvideos.com/video16915105/carol_wings_dp_1st_time_in_studio
Can someone tell me Who's the one on the right?
>>27790930
Blanche Bradburry
>>27790930
>me on the right
original gangsta
>>27788523
Meanwhile OP is still a 30 year old virgin.
