has the egg finally cracked?personally i'd wager on suicide within a month
>>27788235
I wish he would wear glasses to hide his dark circles
Why are his eyes always like this? Looks retarded as fuck
he's only fucked up looking because he would rather wallow in self pity than take care of himself
which is exactly why he's this board's hero
>>27788235
god he looks awful. i havent been keeping up on his life, but i thought he had a gf and was a normie now? did it all go wrong?
>>27788281
sleep deprivation obviously.
>>27788281
droopy eyelids probably
>inb4 dude weed lmao
>>27788315
He's going to be homeless soon
>>27788235
looks like a young stephen fry tbqh
>ITT: We summon eggman
>>27788364
Now without the hairline
>>27788337
for real? we have a spare bedroom here at my moms house (my sister is moved out). i could probably talk my mom into letting eggy stay here rent free. itd be an honor to live under the same roof as eggman. we could be best friends and build blanket forts and hang out in them with flashlights and tell late night stories about tfw no gf. how do i contact him/?
>>27788281
he takes purposely unattractive pictures of himself so that you people will continue to feed him attention
when he has a decent haircut and smiles, he isn't so ugly.
>>27788364
>overeats
>complexion indicates dehydration
>doesn't sleep
he probably doesnt fix any of it because in his mind he's a minor celebrity now
He has accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and savior, he is on the right path.
>>27788444
TRIPS OF THE LORD CHRIST OUR SAVIOR
CHECKEST THOU THEM
>this is what normies think about eggman
>>27788235
Did he or did he not kill himself?
>>27788235
>finally
He cracks every month, or at the very least every 3 months
Attentionwhore, dismiss
Anyone else here interested in making a pilgrimage to his hometown?
>this is it guys I'm really going to do it this time!
>nvm I got off from work and hung out with the gf tonight, feelin better about life, thanks for the donations!
>>27788707
No, but I AM interested in making a pilgrimage to the Holy Land to celebrate the trips and dubs of the LORD
>>27788738
2 b h family I've had about 300 dollars in total donation offers and refused it all.
My own mother even contacted me and begged to send me money and I said no.
I'm doing this on my own even if I die.
its fascinating how ugly someone can be. its fucking hilarious lmao how is that even possible. i would kill myself asap if i looked like eggman
>>27788235
Does he have a YouTube channel again?
Where is the promised Black Pill 2?
>>27789777
Hi eggman
stay safe you fucking cuck
>>27789777
Notice me senpai ^^
Originalcomment
I love how everytime an eggman thread is up, eggman just so happens to be online at that moment and instantly finds the thread even though he works 100 hours a week.
Very legit eggman. Dont be afraid to post a thread about yourself, its better to be an honest attentionwhore than a lying attentionwhore.
>>27788392
His youtube channel is named egg white. you can probably message him there on a video or directly maybe idk
>>27788738
WHERE IS THE BLACK PILL 2?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27790138
Noticed
>>27790104
I try to
>>27790165
I just check the catalog here from time to time. I spend all my time at work browsing /pol/
>>27788235
>has the egg finally cracked?
HOW MANY TIMES WILL NIGGERS SAY DIS
love eggman doe fuck niggers
>>27790234
stay strong eggman, we're gonna get through this
>>27790234
I LOVE YOU EGGMAN
sdfsdfsdf
>>27790234
>eggman is a /pol/tard
why am I not surprised.
At least youre a US citizen and not a pooloo. Literally being is america is more than enough to live for. People would rather be homeless in america than have a stable life in their shit country.
>>27790234
BLACK PILL 2, BLACK PILL 2, BLACK PILL 2
>>27788392
His snapchat is "thenewformula", he answers any messages he gets on there and is frequently using it.
EGGMAN TEACH ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT WOMEN AND LIFE
>>27788310
>>27788310
>Ignoring he's a 3/10 uggo
Kill yourself normie.
Does egg man's mum cut his hair? If he went to a hairdresser he would look normal even with that massive receding hairline.
>>27788235
>Honestly man, just kill yourself. I'm being dead serious. Your life is miserable, you have no future or ambitions beyond retarded internet shit, you will never find love, and you're complete genetic trash, so my question to you is, what are you holding on to? Your entire current existence is absolute subservience to stronger, more genetically fit specimens. There is no honor in slave morality.
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>>27788337
Saving this pic, it's making me crack up :^)
>>27790234
Eggy Run for you life m8, don't come back to r9k you fucking beautiful bastard.
>>27788399
this, it's like he's trying to look as ugly as possible
if he got an appropriate haircut and fixed his fucking eyes he would look normal
>>27790101
>>27790191
>>27790306
>le black shill 2
Just lurk on r9k more newfags, you don't need a fake internet persona to narrate r9k view on women and world, fucking normalfags.
>>27788235
The guy is planning to be homeless.
I mean, there's a serious problem here.
>>27790234
eggy whats ur snapchat
I think I'm going to pitch my idea to eggman. I want to film a full length documentary with him where we travel across the states living for cheap
>he's hoping to be homeless
Eggman are you still here?
>>27790952
>>27791407
It can be great actually. I mean if that is what someone wants to do with his life how is that a problem? Its only a problem if you dont want to be in that position.
>>27790306
The Black Pill is redundant.
The Despair Code is the true path to enlightenment but /r9k/ is too pussy to swallow that pill.
>>27790586
If he would shave his head and lose weight, he would be a 5/10 and nobody would notice him anymore. I can't imagine the disgusted looks he has to endure all day. But it's his own fault. He's a fat faggot that sits in his car crying and smoking cigarettes on YouTube.
>>27792495
What's the despair code?
>>27792585
>he doesn't know about the Despair Code
>>27788310
How is Eggy wallowing in self-pity?
He's literally doing everything humanly possible to get out of his rut. He's doing everything to try being 'normal'.
And it's only ruining him even more.
>>27793054
This
Just-world fallacists on suicide watch
Bumping with eggman appreciationn
>>27790234
Eggy, how's ugly gang going?
>>27789777
That's retarded.
le original
I can't wait until eggy starts raping/serial killing when he finds out being homeless and working 60hrs a week can break a man
The little boy who cried wolf. Once he stops getting attention for acting like he is going to do it then he actually will
What is eggmans Snapchat?
Of course this is not original
