What milestone are you at?
>>27787737
>having children
>at twenty fucking eight
>>27787737
None. Senpai senpai blox.
>>27787737
is wanting the sweet embrace of death a milestone that is after retirement, because maybe then I would be at a milestone.
>>27787737
>normies actually believe that their version of life is the only version of life
>normies actually believe that if you don't live their version of life you're automatically invalid
>>27787737
None, not even one, and never will
>aged 37
>start earning 40k a year
>>27787737
I'm pretty much on track at 21
Been on holiday with friends but that's it. How can one perform such a normie activity whilst being a KV?
>>27787737
We are special :)
>>27787892
How many friends?
>>27787874
except that I'm in college and will be earning 40k absolute minimum by the time I'm out
>>27787737
>haven't even had first kiss yet
fuck me senpai
>20
>literally none
JUST
>>27787737
I got a full time job at the age of 18 as a security guard.
I am now 23 and have done none of those other things.
>had first kiss
>have full-time job
>passed driving test
>have my own car
>moved out
>been a best man
>rented on my own
>bought my own house
>earn more than 40k a year
>last car was bought brand new
>take two holidays a year
>haven't done any of the others
>>27787872
it's in pounds m8
>>27787737
KHHV at 20 but have a car and job and in uni
This is how to be a normie 101.
>>27787737
>get married
absolutely dropped
This is an advert for a loan company. It says so right at the bottom.
>start reading
>first kiss
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGGAGAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHHAHAHAGAGAGAHHAGAGAGAHAGAGGAGAHAGAGAGHAGAGAGAGGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wew just fuck my shit up lad
>Buy first flat
>get married
>have a kid
>buy a house
>All before earning the average wage.
So we should be in debt up to our necks according to this or what?
>>27787929
Converted to dollars it's about $56k.
Kek, nigga I'm 22 and I make that now. If I'm making that when I'm 37 something went wrong.
>>27787767
Is that too early or late?
In my family it is normal to be married and have kids by 28.
>>27787737
Im about to go on a holiday with friends instead of family for the first time, at 25. Thats about the only one.
I long for death.
>>27787995
I make around 59 though minus tax, it gets down to the mid 40s and I'm 23/no qualifications. I can also claim a fuckload of that back through write offs and refunds every year. Gay thing is without a partner to double that I'm doing worse than couples my age who save together. Fucking cheaters.
>>27787737
Hahaha
>Retire at 60
Is this from the 1950s?
Amigoloans.co.uk and their insipid bullshit can fuck the fuck off
Chart is utter bullshit or I'm weird as fuck.
Current age 22.
>Never had first kiss
>Moved out at 19
>Rent own place since 19
>Full time job since 19
>Make above average wage since 20
>Own used car since 22
That's it so far.
>first full time job before driver's license
>full time job at all if you're a student
>have a driver's license for 2 years but no car
>think about starting a business, which is not only specific as fuck but it never lists "making a business" which means this retarded fuckface never made good on his promise
>only making 40k at 37
lmao
>>27787737
I find it hard to believe this was written by anyone younger than 40.
>>27788070
Honestly I would rather take the tax hit than get married. Since my state has no income tax, I pull probably mid-upper 40's after tax. It's not bad desu, I budget well enough that I can put money into investments/savings and still have cash left over for myself.
Most women I've met seem like they have terrible control when it comes to personal finance. Getting married would likely fuck up all my personal financial goals despite the tax break.
>>27787737
i retired when i was in the womb senpai
>>27788104
40k pounds, you inbred fucking waste of life
>is 17
>makes more than 40k a year
Why the fuck would ppl get a full time job before getting a driver's license
>>27788226
Yeah you're probably right, it just bothers me that women who are actually decent with money are unobtainable most of the time or are control freaks who conveniently forget who put the most money into a joint account (if you're mad enough to take that kind of risk). I'm not doing bad, got lots in my savings thanks to my time living at home, but I know with a partner I could be doing a hell of a lot better, to the point where I could have a home paid for by 40.
And fuck I wished I lived in murrica, these tax zones sound cheeky as hell.
>>27787737
>tfw married, but due to circumstances I am living with my parents again
JUST
>>27787767
It's almost like you want to have retarded kids. Pic related.
>>27787907
Keep telling yourself that friend
>>27788249
that's really fucking fat
>>27787737
>pass driving test a year after having your first full time job
ok
>>27787737
>be 22
>no full-time job (part-time @ 21, though)
>passed driving test @ 16
>owned a car @ 17, bought a car for the first time @ 21
>haven't done anything else on the list
You know, I see this map, and it actually looks like a terrible, terrible existence.
Like, there's a 21 year gap of basically nothing in there and we're not supposed to notice.
Fuck that, live my life everyday. If I die at 49, at least I lived every moment, rather than having a 21 year gap.
>>27788501
u dont take a taxi to work bro?
>>27787737
age: 28
>first kiss: NEVER
>first full time job: 24
>pass driving test: 18
>first holiday with friends: NEVER
>buy first car: 18 (fully with own money: 27)
>move out: 19 (second time: 24)
>first holiday with partner: NEVER
>be a bridesmaid or best man: NEVER
>rent on your own: 19
>get engaged: NEVER
>rent with partner: NEVER
>get married: NEVER
>buy first flat: NEVER
>have first child: NEVER
>buy first house: NEVER
>start earning average wage: NEVER
>have a second child: NEVER
>buy a brand new car: NEVER
>become a manager at work: NEVER
>think about starting a business: NEVER
>move to second house: NEVER
>start enjoying two holidays per year: NEVER
>start earning 40k a year: NEVER
>look at buying property to let: NEVER
>retire: NEVER (I'm NEET, though)
>>27787967
lol just lol at thinking this is ideal
>amigoloans.co.uk
>LOANS
Life is not a fucking script.
do what you want faggots
>>27789261
27
>first kiss: 20
>>first full time job: 23
>>pass driving test: 19
>>first holiday with friends: 25
>>buy first car: gift, 19
>>move out: 17 college 23, for reals
>>first holiday with partner: not yet
>>be a bridesmaid or best man: not yet
>>rent on your own: 23
>>get engaged: not yet
>>rent with partner: not yet
>>get married: yet
>>buy first flat: not yet
>>have first child: NOPE
>>buy first house: not yet
>>start earning average wage: I don't do peon jobs bitch
>>have a second child: NOPE
>>buy a brand new car: GIFT 19
>>become a manager at work: NEVER
>>think about starting a business: thinking about it, got to get
>>move to second house: -
>>start enjoying two holidays per year: NEVER
>>start earning 40k a year: HAHAHAHA 60K 23
>>look at buying property to let: notyet
>>retire: never bitch
This fucking chart is is for poorfags, bitches with no ambition/ people who didn't go to FUCKING COLLEGE
FUCK YOURSHIT NORMIES,.
>>27790151
So you're rich, have ambition, and went to college? REEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE!!
>>27788501
>What is public transport
>>27787737
Wow. I'm surprisingly on track at 21. Though I never had a first kiss.
>>27790246
>so you're rich, have ambition, and went to college? REEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE!!
60k ain't rich, 220k is rich bitch.
College and ambition is fundamental.
>REEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE!!
Fuckoutta here poorfag
>>27787737
This is the real one, famalam.
>>27787737
>where's the get cucked and kill your entire family milestone
Cus I'm about there right now.
>>27790394
>Back problems at aged 16 reporting in.
>>27787905
3. Wew LAD originalo.
>>27790394
it's amazing how acurate that is
>>27788440
There's no way this is real. This either implies one of two things : there's a shitload of kids with downs (like >5% which isn't true) or almost nobody has children after 30, which definitely isn't true
>>27787737
>How to fail your life in 25 steps
>>27790394
>amazing opportunity
kek'd
>>27787737
>mfw passed driving test and have a car
>haven't had first kiss yet
Hahaha get fucked normies....
This is incredibly white western normative.
Even then, it really only applies to one small group of people.
>>27790831
It's an advert for a loans company.
They want to make you insecure as you scroll down and then you get to the end you're like "fuck it, I'm going to take out a loan and start a business (or whatever)"
>>27787737
> 42
> $125k a year
> wife $90k a year
> 2 houses
> 2 cars
> kids in high school
> boss at work
> travelled widely
Boring as fuck though
>>27790861
Why do you seemingly have a standard, upper-middle class normie life and still come here...at 42? I'm genuinely curious.
I mean, you have 2 houses and you decide to spend your time with mostly teenage NEETs who can barely afford to eat noodles?
>>27787737
Tfw I'm a trust find baby and I get to skip all that crap and enjoy the neet life forever
>>27790884
This is a good point what you doin here gramps
>>27790884
For the laughs and it opens my eyes to others. Even if they are autistic NEETS
>life is a set, planned out series of tasks which you accomplish over time
If I had to live like that just kill me now.
>>27790914
I'm still not getting it. What was the last time you laughed at something on here? Can you give an example?
You have a wife and 2 kids and a job, somehow you get a laugh from reading the comments here? Aren't you missing out on the genuinely funny and personally meaningful things your kids might be doing or saying?
I'm a neet who gets welfare which is like being retired.
The last one. I skipped all the others unfortunetly
>>27787737
Age 18
Retirement
>>27787737
Well considering I'm a trust fund baby I don't have to do any of those and i just get to enjoy the neet life forever
>>27787813
this, there are so many alternative lifestyle choices that differ from the OP pic but are still fulfilling. frankly the OP pic looks like a drab uninspired existence.
>>27787737
>24
>first kiss (and sex) at 21
>first holiday with friends at 17 or so
>passed driving test at 18
>mommy bought me car at 18
>go to multiple holidays a year with mommy and daddy
r8 and h8
>>27790914
>laughing at disabled people
Fuck off normie shit
>>27790745
>implies almost nobody has children after 30
Holy shit, did they not teach you how to read a graph in basic education?
>age 15
>first kiss
welp
>>27787737
Retired, of course
>>27787737
>Aged 37
>Start earning 40k a year
what.. that's like an intern's wage
>>27787737
>earn 40k a year aged 37
That's barely over fucking minimum wage. How the fuck do they expect someone would own a home and support a wife and kid BEFORE earning that much. Debt into your 80s isn't good.
>>27787737
i passed my dirving test but i haven't had my first kis... am i doing something wrong?
>>27787947
It disgusts me that a financial institution would encourage the swapping of saliva.
>>27791955
>>27791961
>amigoloans.co.uk
>.co.uk
Jesus people
>>27788249
56k usd wow it's fucking nothing good luck owning a house supporting a wife and kid on that income.
>25
>still haven't passed step 1
k-kill me
>>27792020
In the UK 40k isn't bad at all. The average wage is something like 26k and people generally start out at between 16 to 20k for a basic full time position.
>>27787737
>start earning 40k a year at 37
lmfao fuck off
>Buying all that shot and having a kid before having an average wage
This image was made by banks
>start enjoying two holidays per year
>first holiday with friends
only thing I did
>tfw kissless virgin NEET
>>27787737
>first full time job at 19
wtf
>>27792080
hmm is that alot??
>first fulltime job at 19
>retire at 60
When the fuck was this made, this 1960s?
>>27792020
The British pound is a lot stronger than your cuck dollars m8
>>27787737
Apparently stuck at "Pass driving test."
But I have the ones from 25, and I'm 26. From the the ones for ages I've passed, I've never had a holiday with friends or been a bridesmaid/best man (because I don't have friends). Next year looks to be on track, should be buying a home in February and have a wedding afterwards sometime. Trying for kids right now.
Also bought a brand new car already, and already making more than average.
>>27787737
I'm at 22. So far, I have
>managed to get first kiss at 15 (though it was my only kiss so far)
>first full time job at 21, worked part time when I was 20
>passed driving test at 18
>I don't even know about holiday with friends, like 18, 17? numerous times
>bought a car at 19
>still living with parents and not gonna move out anytime soon
Honestly, all those milestones seem pretty meek. Most people kiss at the age of 13 already, pass driving test at 18, spend holidays with friends and partner earlier...
That pic is so normie it hurts
so many normies here
25 years old and haven't achieved single one
hoping to get first job and move out in 2 years when i graduate my shit degree
>>27787737
>having kids meme
wew lad
I have literally done none of these
>>27787737
>24
>haven't done a single one of them
JUST
>>27792168
have you seen the rent in london though
>>27787737
bullshit
orihinal kommento
>15 no changes
>23 no longer KHHV
>24 graduate and married
>25 twin boys / inherit house
>26 promoted to lower management 55k/yr
Guess its going good so far. That list is fucked though. Having kids at 29 leads to increased autism and physical disabilities. Probably why the western world sucks
Standardising life makes it even more of a boring, depressing chore than it is already.
>>27787737
>start earning 40k per year
>age 37
lol do normies really work half their lives just to earn 40k?
>Start earning 40k at age 37 TOP KEK
Tfw 27 and earning 70k
>>27792487
Yeh it's insane not sure why anyone would want to live there either it's not really anything special.
>>27787737
This really triggers me
I skipped everything and became a manager at 22
first kiss at 16
first full time job at 21
driver's license at 17
briefly moved out at 18
going to be a best man in 3 months or so
the rest is either way out of my reach or shit I have no desire to do
![1459500646507[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/VVLLeCZ.gif "1459500646507[1].gif")
>>27787737
I got my first job at 19, moved out at 20, been living alone and paying my bills since.
Didn't tick any of the other boxes though.
>>27787737
>and the age we should achieve them
Says who? What difference does it make if I'm 22 at my first holiday with friends or buy my first car at age 21?
>>27790745
Women who have kids after 40 are at a great risk of retard children.
This is common knowledge.
If you take 4chan's talks of money seriously, it would appear that people here make on average more than the average american, despite this being the home of NEETs and retards.
Almost as if most of you are lying through your teeth.
>First kiss 15
>Drivers license 20
I got my license at 16 nigger. Never kissed a girl, nor worked a job.
>Get engaged at 25
>Married at 27
The fuck? Who marries 2 years after getting engaged?
>Earn average wage
The fuck does that even mean? Whats considered "average"?
This is a retarded list.
>>27788440
>children at 28
>cucking yourself out of life
Yeah have fun with that.
Earning 40k p.a at 38
What the fuck that's a starting salary
Also who the fuck gets a license at 20 everyone but me got theirs at 18
What about higher education
Who rents alone
What the fuck is this
Starting a business at 35 is for dumbass normies
Having children at 28 isn't healthy for you or the child it should be around 22
>>27791015
I laughed. Thanks friend :)
>>27787737
I'm 20 and I got a license, a kiss and a flat.
I have my own flat but I never did most stuff that is supposed to happen before that
The chart is weird
Why would you live at your parent's home when you have a full time job and don't have to pay for anything
>>27787737
But I passed the driving test when I was 17 ;(
I fucked up in life
>>27787737
>first kiss
>best man
I'm 18
First kiss at 18.
passed drivers test at 18.
that's about it.
>>27787737
>First kiss: 12
>First full time job: 18 (army)
>Pass driving test: not needed for now
>First holiday with friends: 22
>Buy first car: not needed
>Move out: 24
>First holiday with partner: 25
>Get engaged: nah
>Rent with partner: 24
>Buy first flat: ahahahahaha
>Get married: nah
Rest is a big nope.
>>27790394
kek'd hard. Bravo, my man.
>20
>First kiss 6
>Full time Job 14
>Pass driving test 16
>First holiday with friends 19
>Bought first car 16
>Move out 18
>Rent on your own 18
>First holiday with partner 20!
>>27792773
whats your job rich fuck?
>>27787737
26
literally none of these
>>27787737
LOL 40k a year?
I started at 65k at 22. You can't buy a house on 40k a year until you're on your death bed.
>>27794092
>friends
>partner
get the FUCK OUT THIS FUCKING BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN FUCKING NORMALFAG GET OUT
>>27794147
whats your job anon?
>fock off bot
I know people that have went to uni and are working dead in jobs just above minimum wage but they make bank because they pump out kids and since their income is below the poverty line they get like $1,000 per kid in government assistance.
28 and stuck right before first kiss.
I think my game's bugged guys.
>>27794147
ITS IN FUCKING POUNDS YOU AMERICAN PIECE OF TRASH
Correction
>How to be a blind pawn to the establishment in simple steps
No thank you.
>>27794094
Private military contactor >>27794094
>>27787737
>first kiss
Contain your rees, I haven't done "the rest". Funnily enough I did actually have my first kiss at 14. Haven't actually kissed anyone since I was like 17 though.
>first full time job
Wew lad, I'm 20 and I still don't have a full time job. I'm a part-timer though.
>pass driving test
At 18, yeah. Only because mum insisted I took driving lessons even though I had important exams at the time. She was paying for them though so I guess I can't complain.
>first holiday with friends
Did this at 18 too. It was pretty good, although nobody got lucky or anything.
>buy first car
Got mine as a birthday present, again at 18. Barely have any use for it though.
>move out/rent on your own
Doing this later this month, at age 20. I am just renting out one of my mum's properties though. Don't have any friends I can move out with either so I'll be alone.
>be a bridesmaid or best man
Well my normie brother will probably propose to his gf soon so I'll inevitably have to be best man. That is if I haven't topped myself by then.
>everything else
lol no
So yeah, I have done some of these but mostly through nepotism and stuff. If my family wasn't very well off I probably wouldn't have done any of these. Besides that though, this is clearly a crock of shit.
Also
>where is the death milestone at the end
>>27787737
I'm at "renting with your partner". We intend to get married but fuck having kids bro, that shits dumb.
>lol at earning 40k by late 30s. I earn more than that and I'm not even 30 yet.
I passed my driving test and have a car. Well, I only paid for half of it. My parents did that with both of my older sisters so they said that it was only fair that they do so for me.
That's it really.
>full time job at 19
>pass driving exam at 21
Wut
First kiss-12
Driving test,first car and full time all 18
No "holiday"
Moved out 19,manager 19
Engaged 20
Kid 21, married 22
75k and manager 22
Brand new car 23
Currently 24 looking for house.
>TFW only friend is wife
>TFW Im a failed normie
>>27794367
>Where is the death milestone at the end?
Shh, get back to work. All is fine. Do not think about your impending death, Or you'll have a little meeting.
>>27787737
>expected to wait until you're 30 to earn the average salary
>but you can totally buy a house for yourself before that
>oh and have a second child and a brand new car only a year after you start to earn the average salary
>have two holidays a year at 36
>retire at 60
this was written by baby boomers right? this is insane
>>27794661
>19
>already earn more than average salary
i dunno brah it is possilbe tho
>>27787737
>Buy car
>Rent
>Apartment
>One house
>new car
>new house
>After all that start earning 40k a year
TOP KEK
>>27794687
sure there are outliers and exceptions, and good for you if that's the case, but really the entire chart is outrageous if it considers this to be the 'average' life path
in the UK the average salary is 26,500 GBP; the fact that they consider it reasonable to not achieve this until you're fucking 30 says some awful things about how little people are paid in general. But what's more ridiculous is that they expect people to have a house, two kids and a brand new car (possibly an older one as well) only a year afterwards. It's so detached from reality and what is feasible for the majority of people that it has to be written by boomers.
>move out 16
>rent - 16
>car - 16
>first kiss - 20
>full time job - 22
..Something went really wrong here..
>>27787737
Was born - 0
Learned English - 6
Graduated elementary - 11
Drivers license - 17
Graduated HS - 17
Kissless Virgin NEET - 22
23 and none, fuckin normies
>move out
>rent on your own
Why are these two different things? What are they implying you do for those two years? Live on the street? I don't get it.
>>27794885
Parents pay your rent while you live in an apartment.
>>27787737
None of them. Fucking zero. Hope I can at least get a full time job this summer.
>>27794899
Right. That makes sense. Whoever made this chart must've been spoiled as fuck then.
I'm 18, I've already moved out and gotten engaged.
I've never had a full time job but I'm about to.
So I guess I can't be that much of a loser.
>>27787737
>37 start earning 40k a year
>39 buy a property
>every cuckshed in the UK costs 500k
Are you supposed to rob a few banks inbetween?
>>27794942
dude just be in crippling debt for the rest of your life, it's not hard lmao
>>27794963
r-right Mr Goldberg, you always know whats best for me, thank you.
>>27794885
>>27794899
lol you fucking friendless losers. It means sharing an place with flatmates. There's literally a picture of people standing together. You guys are so alone that living with non family members never occurred to you. Suicide is your only option.
>muh debt is bad meme
Millenials, everyone.
>>27795019
>Yes! All the youth! Drown yourself in debt so we can print out even more money!
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post?
>>27795056
>what is investment
18 Years old
Kissless virgin
Unemployed
At least I got my driver's license at 17 and had my first holiday with friends at 16.
>>27794942
>Are you supposed to rob a few banks inbetween?
got a good chuckle
>>27795019
but...debt is bad, how is it not?
>>27795075
>investments always work out
>everybody is canny enough and has enough sound knowledge of the economy to invest and it's entirely their own fault if they don't or if the investments fail
>>27795107
>not being smart
I skipped more than half of these and am now on retirement.
Feels good
>>27795154
>smart people never fail with investments
>>27795216
we're taking about the smartest of the smart
>>27795216
>I could fail doing X so I'm not going to do it at all
Jesus, how do you get out of bed?
>>27795275
some days i don't
>>27787737
>first kiss
Stopped reading there
>>27795311
Then why do you keep shitposting?
Investments are good. Debt is ok, if used right, it helps the employee, the employer and the whole society. Without debt and investment we would still be catching fish with our bare hands and shitting in the woods.
>>27787737
I think the image sums it up tbqh
>>27787737
>22
>already own a house, currently paying off the loan
>above average wage
>khv
Also
>renting
People still fall for this scam? Might aswell throw your money down a hole.
>>27795388
there's a difference between owing someone money that you both know full well can be paid off in a reasonable time frame for a tangible mutually beneficial outcome, and the crippling mortgages that people have to deal with now as a result of an incredibly unethical housing market
>23
>about to start a new job making $70k with a raise after 90 days
>about to have father's house to myself once he moves out
>mortgage payments are fucking peanuts, like $185 a month
>not kissless
>never had gf
>virgin
I don't know how to feel.
>LOANS.COM.UK
nice work shill
>>27787737
23, worked for 4 years after school, at uni now, own car and rent a house with GF
U mad faggots?
>>27795633
And I've been the toast master in a wedding.
>>27795633actually er no
26.
Only thing I've done on that bongcuck chart is get my driver's license.
I like how you're expected to buy a flat and get married before you're even making an average wage.
Like really?
>first kiss
>15
damn
>>27787913
does a kiss on the cheek count m8?
