Holy shit! This guy is so shy he's never even KISSED a girl! Lmao famm.
>yfw they send a female reporter to interview him
I liked the subtle symbolism of the girl on her phone casually walking behind him. The photographer knew his stuff, no idea he exists.
>>27786763
this guy looks so much like what i imagine myself looking like in 20 years, minus the glasses (excellent eye genes)
>>27786957
wait, that guy is only 27? holy fucking shit i feel bad for him.
You need to be some special kind of retard to haven't been kissed in this day and age
>>27786991
Come and kiss me, then.
>>27786991
yes, i am beary special, it says so right on my kindergarten memory book
>never kissed a girl
What a loser lmao! You just go and talk to them. it's so easy.
>>27787027
>kissing a girl is harder than building a rocket
wew
>>27786991
>mfw people call me attractive
>mfw I had never had a girlfriend before
>mfw I have never held a girls hand before
>>27787091
>mfw women can't even lie and call me attractive, they just call me "too noice"
>>27787042
It's one of the hardest things imaginable. I'm not even memeing. Girls are hard.
>>27787042
No shit, it would be easier for me to build a rocket than to ask a girl out. I'm not even ugly, I'm just extremely carefree, and they take that as no interest. So yes, I will build that rocket.
>>27786991
oh shut up
theres all kinds of circumstances as to why some people never kiss someone
theres nothing wrong with me, i just havent tried yet.
>>27786763
kek, he's even worse than r9k
>theres nothing wrong with me, i just havent tried yet.
I know what you mean. i could be the emperor of the world, a great scientist, a very rich businessman, etc
I just haven't tried yet
>>27787382
Oh wow what a special snowflake you are, you don't even care asking girls out.
>not even ugly
It saying that helps you sleep at night...
>>27787451
im serious i can go out there get women if i wanted to. i just need to learn some basic stuff.
>>27787576
>I'm srs guyzz!
Yeah you learn your basic stuff while everyone else learned that in middle school.
>>27787631
itll eventually fall into my lap someday anyway.
Threadly reminder that telling people you are kissless/a virgin is what actually fucks you over.
There is literally no normal social situation where such things should be revealed. Normal people don't go around quizzing each other about their virginity IRL.
>>27787739
until the conversation turns to sex expeiriences
>>27787739
Only people who look like virgins get asked 2bh.
You look at them and you know, but you ask the question just to make sure
>>27787765
This
>at least I am the silent guy so I don't have to talk shit
>>27787765
then you just fucking lie, it isn't even hard
>Hooked up with a few chicks when I was drunk in college/highschool/whatever
you dumbasses have seen enough porn to know the basics of what it looks like, keep it vanilla and nobody will ever know the difference. First time with a new partner is awkward even for experienced people
>>27787895
im not creative enough to come up with coherent lies.
im so honest, its crippling.
>>27787952
bags of sand, bro, just remember that
>>27787739
I don't tell people IRL that i'm kv but i'm still kv.
>>27787952
the one i gave you is enough, and lying is a survival skill that transcends trying to pick up women. Beat the honesty thing. Honesty makes life simpler but you need to be able to lie or you'll cuck yourself constantly when the truth doesn't work
>>27787895
>yeah i had sex with a couple chicks back then
>they ask for details
then what?
>>27787739
That did actually happen at my work place and I thought it would be more pathetic to lie about having sex.
I don't think anyone really cares, I actually started to get attention from this one slutty girl. But she's fucking annoying and couldn't have sex with someone I wouldn't even want to talk to.
>>27788013
>I was drunk
>keep it vanilla
>you've seen enough porn
If you can't even be arsed to read the whole post, you sure as hell can't improve yourself
>>27788093
it's easier to just have sex than memorizing some script t b h
>>27788093
i was doing her missionary, its hard to remember cuz i was drunk but i was thrusting in her good.
>>27788113
There isn't even a script to memorize, you're never going to get into a conversation with somebody where they want a blow by blow run through of your previous sexual experience unless you go full bags of sand and get nervous like an autistic fucktard. Clear your head people, vague lies are magic
>>27786791
Its about getting the shot yes.
>tfw you've shot qts but never touched one in a loving way.
>>27788146
>>27787739
>>27787895
Or....people should just....not care?
>>27788146
what if i told them i was a virgin, but i owned it.
>>27788138
I appreciate the effort, but you went too far. Nobody except for your bros is going to give a shit about specific details of your sex life. Drunken hookup is enough to cover you, the only other details a chick might care about are whether they were attractive, whether you were in a relationship with the person and maybe vague details about what they looked like.
> (Question about your sex life)
> A few drunk hookups
Don't make a big deal out of it
>>27788204
what if they want to know her name?
>esmerelda
>>27788199
nice dubs.
Depends on how attracted they are to you.
If you're a muscled wealthy chad, then go for it. If you're on the fence or anywhere that they aren't sure if they want to fuck you, probably better to just leave that part out.
We're all posting here, so somehow I doubt you would be able to own it with any sort of real confidence
>>27788011
Lying is for weak people. You lie to get things because you are afraid to ask for or take them. You lie to make people like you because you are afraid to be unaccepted. You lie to get away with things because you are afraid of the consequences. All of this adds up to a weak, fearful person who has no conviction in himself, and fear begets fear: the more you indulge yourself in weakness the more you will fear and the weaker you become. And nobody respects the weak or the timid.
Stop lying, first of all to yourself, then to others*. This will build confidence and asertiveness as you see that you can do and have more or less whatever you want if you just ask for it, or take it (I'm not saying you have to be a good person: you can be openly bad). It will build a positive association in your mind (operant conditioning) and others will respect your strength of character - yes, even if you are a kissless virgin (speaking from experience: I lost it 3 years ago at 18 and have had sex with ten women since then. I was aspie as fuck until 16).
* It is acceptable to lie to the government and similar authorities. Also, you don't have to give information out that you don't want to. Just say "That's private" and refuse to give in - people like mystery any way.
>>27788233
They won't. Shiiit, normies often fuck people without even knowing their name, it fits with the whole drunk hookup thing. If someone is ever giving you a job interview style rundown, they don't want to fuck you anyways. I doubt anyone would go more than a question or two deep before actually being in a relationship with you. THEN comes the inquisition, but by then you've already beaten robothood
>>27787529
It's true though, how many women have approached you in life? Zero I fucking bet. I'm texting a girl right now, and fuck if I know if she's interested. I talk to her everyday, and still have no idea what it means.
>tfw you want the smell, touch,and comfort a woman can only bring but you'll never have it
I use to have a female friend, and she took my hug virginity. I can still smell her scent and body pressing on me. Her cute voice always saying things not so interesting but always managed to catch my attention
>>27788300
>hug virginity
I would kek,but I also had,rather I have a female friend with which I hug and sometimes she lets me lay in her lap or nuzzle my face to her breasts.I feel like such a pathetic orbiter,due to the fact she doesn`t even want to kiss me on the mouth,even though she trusts me with too much shit for my own good.
>how did you lose your virginity anon
>fucking your mom kek
foolproof plan
>>27786991
Fuck you cunt I'll fucking kill you.
It's insanely easy to be a KV provided you're ugly enough and have a shitty enough personality.
This thread brings back shitty memories.
>be 14
>normalfag friend convinces me to join a group of normies playing spin the bottle.
>all the girls make a disgusted, uncomfortable look when they see me join the circle, but reluctantly continue the game.
>after a few normals kiss and make out the fattest girl out of the group spins the bottle towards me.
>she just literally says"Aw shit I can't do this. Sorry"
>I say something like "Nah don't worry, it's cool." then excuse myself to go to the bathroom.
>I stare at my reflection for a good 10 minutes until it finally hits me that even the fattest weeaboo from school finds me repulsive.
>leave the party through bathroom window.
>steadily begin my descent into solitude.
8 years later and I'm still a KV, but now I'm beyond salvation. I'm too mentally ill to change anything, and my social skills are beyond repair after years of being a shut-in. All I can hope now is to become a wagecuck and drown my sorrow with drugs.
>>27787451
tbf i could be all those things
>>27789799
fuck... this was so sad to read. 19 year old khv here, but fortunately I've never been in a situation like you.
I still hope that I'm not beyond salvation, even if I'm shut-in and asocial as fuck.
