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>he sleeps with 2 pillows
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>>27786222
>she shitposts on a Laotian shiteating bored to delude herself on what a big used up whore she is so she laughs at other people over petty shit then gets made and wonders where all the good men have gone.
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>>27786222
Nice trips, but are you a girl?
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>>27786301
>>27786313
>he only came to /r9k/ in the past month
The reddest of flags.
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>he thinks fascism is bad
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>>27786372
>implying
No these threads are raging shit that goes nowhere but shitastic posts.
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>he still thinks there is hope for humanity
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>he opens bananas from the top
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>he pees with the toilet seat down
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>>27786414
>he's an illiterate who hasn't read anything besides Mein Kampf (if that)
>he doesn't read fascist authos like Corneliu Codreanu, Vilfredo Pareto, or Giovanni Gentile
>he doesn't agree with the ecologist ideas of Reichsminister for Agriculture of the Third Reich, R. Walter Darre
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>>27786222
Wait, like a head pillow and a leg pillow or more towards what your pic. shows?
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>>27786222
>he pees in the toilet when the sink and the shower are available
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>>27786222
>He uses curse or swear words in everyday conversation
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>>27786608
Right? I mean, what if you are in an area with a drought? I'm not going to use 1.6 gal. each time I piss and sure as hell not going to leave the piss in the bowl. Then it gets foul and I don't much care for that.
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>>27786222
>tfw I have two pillows on my king sized bed
>in case I get a girl to spend the night
>I pile them together to get more comfy
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>>27786222
yep, one for my face, one for my cock
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>>27786660
Weird how regular houses don't have a pissing trough with some kind of automatic sprinkle system to wash the piss after you're done. For unisex usage and adjustable for height.

Million dollar idea right here, fellas.
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>he's watched less than 100 anime series
>he's not a virgin
>he's ever engaged in sexual activity with another girl
>he masturbates daily
>he doesn't eat fruits and vegetables
>he litters
>he dislikes animals
>he hasn't read a book since high school
>his favorite keion is Azusa
>he has a "loli" folder on his computer
>he exclusively pirates digital media and has never paid for anything
>he posts on /v/
>he cares about ethics in videogame journalism
>he drinks more soda than water
>he swears every other sentence
>he prefers smooth peanut butter to crunchy
>he doesn't like hugs
>he gets embarrassed when a woman is taller than him
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>>27786813
AHEM. I'm your guy, babe. How you doin'? ;)
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>mfw I sleep with 3 pillows
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>>27786813
>he masturbates daily
what if its multiple times a day, cause I have the rest
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>>27786908
even worse t b h
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>>27786908
Back off, I was talking to the lady first. Get your jabroni self outta here ah?
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>he pretends to be a girl with an anime avatar oon r9k

the ultimate red flag
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>>27786222
Wut... What kind of man has less than two pillows in their bed? If anything a child's bed would have one pillow since they only fit one person
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>is a fuckboy
>Browses reddit or Tumblr
>Doesn't play vidya
>has overly controlling parents
>looks like a hipster
>No motivation for anything
>Doesn't like The Fifth Element
>Doesn't have a good sense of humor
>judges me when I say "nigger"
>is extroveted
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>>27786987
>>No motivation for anything
b-but I'm just waiting for something magical to motivate me
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>>27786931
>>27786936
double fugg :DDD
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>>27786987
I judge people who use nigger. I shouldn't make fun of the mentally deficient, but I just can't help myself.
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>>27787059
stop masturbating so much, it will be better for your mind and your body

your orgasms will be stronger, and you won't smell like cum as much (you smell like cum and everyone can smell it and it's not a good smell)
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>>27787098
>implying
My cum smells like sweet fruit. Besides pheromones from dry cum drives women wild.
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>>27786222
i sleep with 5
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>>27787113
>pheromones from dry cum drives women wild
you've been reading too much bro-science
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>>27787119
Holy shit that is one comfy Pepe
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>>27787098
it's just at night then in the morning I shower and wear fresh soft (like felt fairies) clothes
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>>27786222
bro i got like 5 pillows
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>>27786222
A girl from uni said she hates it when a guy has only one pillow. She said it looks "cold" and uncomfortable. I asked her why the fuck I would ever need more than one pillow. We don't really talk anymore.
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>>27787281
I sleep with one pillow. It kind of makes me feel like there's something wrong with me sometimes...
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>>27786813
Did well until the last line and loli folder
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>>27787113
This post is depressingly sad
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>>27787098
I should really stop whacking it at night, I had no idea that it still had a smell after cleaning myself up.
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>>27786560
>Reading literal fascist propaganda
Kill yourself.
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>>27787657
last line is ez as heck

have you tried not being a bitch
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>he goes through bait posts and individually explains whether or not he fits each bait criteria
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>>27787941
>have you tried not being a bitch
But that's my natural state, fampi.
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>>27787847
Fascism is the most honest form of government.
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>he exists
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>>27788062
holy shit this tbqhf
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>>27786222
>he doesn't check those sweet triples
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>>27786222
>2
>not 3
So 3 is ok? What about fluffy toys?

tfw 26 and still sleep with an oversized plush snake
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>>27788111
>snake
Same tbqh.
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>>27786660
Dont you think its retarded that we use the same water in the toilet and for.drinking? For flushing my shit used watee would be just as good.
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>>27788111
>>27788198
>snake
It's a Lamia, you stupid motherfuckers.
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>>27788201
You don't want shit water chilling in your toilet reservoir. You'd get e. coli and all sorts of nasty diseases.
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>>27786222
I literally sleep with 4 pillows
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Is it weird to let your cat or dog sleep in your bed with you?
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>>27786222
red flags for pillows
>he sleeps with 2 boys
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>>27788030
Found the cuck. Go straight to pol to get educated. Sad as that sounds they're more sensible than you
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>>27788457
What's wrong with fascism?
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>>27786222
Pass.
>>27786372
Pass.
>>27786495
Pass.
>>27786813
Fail to being a virgin, you should still date me though.
>>27786987
Pass.
>>27787991
Pass, I ignored the fascist ones.
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hey anybody wanna be my bf??????
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>>27786813
Jokes on you faggot, all my porn is in a giganitc file labeled porn.
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>>27788629
I mean unless you are a trap. I'll bite maybe?
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>>27788692
if you jerk it to loli, I don't want you

lolis are for holding hands, protecting, and teaching. not dirty thoughts. fuckin disgusting t b h
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>>27788710
i'm just playing around about that but am bored and lonely desu
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>>27788732
Lolis are drawn images that aren't even real. You can't protect drawing, teach drawings, or hold hands with a drawing.
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>>27786585
Head pillow.
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>>27788741
Yeah, who isn't bored and lonely on /r9k/?
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>He's taller than 5'9
Absolutely disgusting
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>>27788782
i suppose. i just finished watching love lab and feek empty

anime ed's always make me feel sad for some reason
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>>27788629
Can I kiss your feet and junk?
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>>27788879
s-sure!

holy shit this is an old picture
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>>27788891
[email protected]
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>>27788848
Assuming ed's is endings, it's the same with any story. It's always shit to see a story you enjoy end.

I felt pretty awful watching future diary end for like 50 reasons. Mostly because I'll never have decent faithful love in the face of all fucking chaos and someone to stay by my side and hope that I know what's best.
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>>27788629
>>27788891
NEW ZEALAND
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PLS
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>he goes to gym to become a stupid meathead instead of going for intellectual pursuits, like video games and anime
>watches sports
>participates in a team sport with other 'bros'
>accepts feminism
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>>27788914
You sound like a cuck blox
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>>27788930
>she calls vidya an intellectual pursuit
I pass all of your red flags, but how are video games intellectual
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>>27788931
I'm just really controlling and I like spending my time with only my love and no one else. I believe we don't need anyone else in our lives.

Plus my last relationship was with a retard who ate anything anyone spoonfed her and she refused to listen to me. So yeah, I just yearn for that relationship more now than ever proving that friends are attention whoring people who just want my love for themselves and will not let us live our lives.

Fuck them, they can do die.
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>>27788891
Those feet are very Iewd
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>he is afraid of soy milk
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>>27788914
eds i mean ed sequences

https://youtu.be/r6NycJ5cFd4
>>27788920
no sorry...
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>>27789008
If you're from the US be my gf
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>>27789008
Same thing, horrible with explaining myself.
I mean it's pretty natural to feel sad watching that stuff because it's over, it's gone, and the story is completed giving you closure and everything else.

I thought it was a basic human emotion to feel sad watching something come to a close.
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>>27789029
i'm from us yes :x
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>>27789067
PENNSYLVANIA
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Noriginal
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>>27788957
Video-games are just fancy puzzles. That's intellectual.
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>>27789067
[email protected]
Then send me an email
>>27789097
Fuck off
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>he isnt a NEET
no wageslaves for me
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>people getting catfished
>2016
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>>27789104
What fancy puzzles do you play then
CoD doesn't count
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>>27789109
i sent you a picture of my dick lol
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>>27789162
God bless, doing gods work to punish autism.
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>>27789162
I never got a picture of your dick :^)
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>he tells you he doesn't want to commit
>he thinks he's the only one with baggage
>he's not honest or lies
>he pretends to be someone he's not (inb4 role play and cosplay. that is fine)
>he doesn't ask you questions
>he doesn't exist or is made from your own desires of who you want him to be
>he likes /b/
>he doesn't express himself to you
>he cheats
>he wastes your time
>he thinks he knows best for you
>he acts like a parent or child and not a partner
> he doesn't like you, because damn it who wouldn't like you
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>>27789217
>> he doesn't like you, because damn it who wouldn't like you
I don't
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>>27789217
I'll commit to you if you like anime.
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>>27789217
> he doesn't like you, because damn it who wouldn't like you

Yeahh.... I second >>27789225.

I don't like you eithter, you sound like a conceited bitch who made this list out of a bunch of past failed relationships and cannot see fault in her own in any of the failures and then refuses to grow based on their own prideful arrogance that they are perfect.

Or you're 14. I mean honestly it's a fair judgement either way. Just when you are 14 half of these requirements are just learned from facebook internet memes on what a woman "deserves" in a relationship.
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>>27788478
Nothing. It's just not for everybody. Most people are not strong enough in will to adopt the fascist doctrine into their lives.

They cannot into it because it's more than an ideology, it's an interpretation of life that doesn't fit into weak minds and souls. Like Giovanni Gentile said "One cannot be a fascist in politics and not a fascist in school, not a fascist in one's family, not a fascist in one's workplace."
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>>27786813
he's watched less than 100 anime series
>he's not a virgin
>he's ever engaged in sexual activity with another girl
>he masturbates daily
>he doesn't eat fruits and vegetables
>he litters
>he dislikes animals
>he hasn't read a book since high school
>his favorite keion is Azusa
>he has a "loli" folder on his computer
>he exclusively pirates digital media and has never paid for anything
>he posts on /v/
>he cares about ethics in videogame journalism
>he drinks more soda than water
>he swears every other sentence
>he prefers smooth peanut butter to crunchy
>he doesn't like hugs
>he gets embarrassed when a woman is taller than him

Passed all except Keion

>She unironically likes moeshit.
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Reminder that there is no such thing as a fembot.
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>>27789369
If there's no such thing as a fembot, how come I'm one :3 ?
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>>27789225
that's fine. I will resort to crazy cat lady as I was so destined to be

>>27789276
you're right. I need to change myself if I can ever be worthy of anyone. I don't want to love who I am and I should stop thinking I'm good enough for anyone. I'm ready to become the person my cat wants me to be. my cat and I will be there for my 15th birthday and that's freaking sweet. thanks for the pep talk broski I honestly believe you and hope my cat will soon love the person I'm about to become
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>he doesn't want a yandere gf
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>>27789427
be my clingy gf that threatens me when she's jealous
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>>27789432
Jokes on you I'm always jealous
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>>27789455
That's even better though
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>>27789415
Why do you think you'll be a crazy cat lady fembot?
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>>27789463
Sorry I don't know what to say I am autistic
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>>27789509
you're supposed to just post your skype :^)
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Passing these fembots redflags is like playing minesweeper on the toughest difficulity.
It requires more luck than brain and time wasted isn't worth the victory
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>>27789541
Anon minesweeper is easy if you know what you're doing
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>>27789506
because I fell for the meme that I could be among people. humans just shit on each other, even I do. cats shit in their litter box and they remind you that you're just a server to them as you are with the world. only the select few are allowed to be accepted among society, I didn't get that because I'm not a good person and at least my cat agrees with me
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>>27789587
Alright
What happened
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>>27789553
Highest difficulity really requires luck. Easy and medium are nothing but in hard you have to gamble at times.
Trust me I'm an expert, there's no other way surviving 3 useless years in the military.
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>>27789645
>military babby
>bad at minesweeper
Nah you're just stupid
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>>27789621
what do you mean what happened
previous anon just opened up my eyes like they should have been. I deserve nothing and at least anon told me before I continued posting dumb fem lies on here. fems like to think they are great but they're not. boys are limited but cats are forever. cats rule.
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>>27786813
i passed all, i'm a kissless virgin and haven't touched myself in over a year. also my favorite keion is mio. gg easy mode pls make it harder next time.
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>>27789652
>military babby
You think I'm one of those ground force soldiers that are only good for shooting like what you see in the movies but for all you know I can be in a special unit against cyber terrorism.

You need to expand your mind man.
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>>27789705
Is English your first Ianguage?
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>>27789509
Where are you from yanderebot
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>>27789705
You sound literally like my ex, fuck I could buy that you are her. Grow up, stop acting like a victim because someone won't swoon to you and enable your victim ways and feel right in your awful trains of thought.

Actually if you really are my ex kait, I'll even tell you this here. And shit if you feel like talking about this you know my facebook.

Drop the obession with cats, yes they are there for you when no one else is and gives you support but it is getting a bit too deep now. You need another human whom you can grow and change with. You have stagnated as a person all these years and remain oblivious to everyone around you and how they feel. You focus only on yourself and pretend that nothing else matters. Then go on to live this victim role whenever you get some mean dose of reality, you pull shit like this post I'm replying to hoping someone would reply to it telling you that you are right in your previous thoughts and cementing this ideal that you are perfect and everyone else is wrong. There is no right or wrong in this world, the only right and wrong is what people believe are in their moral compass.

No human is perfect, humans grow and learn. It's time to start doing that instead of cycling out people in your life once they catch unto your game and everything blows up. Then you just blame the other party rather than yourself.

Regardless, what you are doing is about the same even if you aren't my ex. Just stop overreacting and grow as a person.
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>>27786222
He is a slut and doesn't want to be with me instead of Stacy. No bueno.
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>>27789894
if I changed and matured would I be able to try again. I'll facebook you when I get myself to better place I guess.
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>>27789928
What are you like?
Hating sluts is a step in the right direction, but how are you better than "Stacey"
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>>27789894
Literally sounds like your ex? So there are literal sounds on r9k? Thanks for specifying that it's literal and not metaphorical, I really would have thought it was metaphorical.

anyone who misuses the word literal is failed normie adhd scum
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>>27789506
I think she was trying to be quirky and funny but failed.
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>>27789958
Be my autismus gf
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>claims to be "libertarian"
>wears hats
>"b-but what about men's issues?!"
>wears metalband t shirts, yet tries to act like a theatrical "gentleman"
>doesn't have a car or a license
>opinionated
>doesn't go down on you
>yet demands BJs
>less than 10 contacts on his phone
>can't cook for shit
>wants a substitute for a mother

just run and never look back.
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>>27789587
2deep for me. You need to grow up, you talk like an idiot. Go to fucking tumblr, nobody's gonna solve your problems for you bitch. I'm a pitiful depressed femanon who makes long sad rants too but at least I am fucking saying something and at least I don't victimise myself for no reason. You little bitch
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>>27789970
>doesn't have a car or a license
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>>27786222
Why is this a red flag? I have 5 pillows, does it mean I pass, since I don't have 2 or less?
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>>27786460
Bananas grow with the hard woody part facing downward, dingdong

>dat captcha
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>>27789984
>GIRL WHO AGREES WITH THE BOYS HERE XD
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>>27789985
it's not like cars are expensive. you can get a shitty little beater for half a month's wage and the license is easy to afford if you just stop spending your money on shitty videogames for a few months.
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>>27788920
Im in nz but im a guy so idk we could be gay or something
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>>27790039
>she's rude to people on /r9k/
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>>27789739
>I can be in a special unit against cyber terrorism.
Maybe he doesn't like to encourage larping.
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>>27790039
I don't make any money
blorxxx
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>done stuff with girls before (even handholding is too much for me to handle, sorry)
>ever had a crush on a girl before me
>is a gamer
>is not 420 friendly
>has any girl friends
>has a clingy mother

Basically, I need a pure stoner bf whose only hobby is pleasing me and no one else before or after :3
Had one, but he was a gamer and had a clingy mother, both of which sort of ruined our relationship. But that virginity was delicious, damn.
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>>27789970
>less than 10 contacts on his phone
>doesn't have a car or a license

Do you know where you are?
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>>27789943
I dunno hehehe. Just kidding, I do know, does that make me cocky? I am not cocky but being young and having the potential to be great is at least something. For the most part, I am a lot like the people who post here, run down, sad and outcast from the average person. Hell, if that's how you judge people's character then you would call me a gross lazy neet who doesn't do anything and acts retarded. Its true, I am all that, I even own up to the gross label which could be subjective. I live in a gross pseudo-hoarder environment and I forget to shower for 3 days at a time. Its always 3, never fails. Being cocky is mostly a joke I make, because its awkward for me to talk to people about my " low self esteem". This isn't tumblr,its real life. So I just make jokes, about my insecurities and my downfalls because it is lol. Most people can't tell when I am joking but that's because I am so straight forward. I don't really care if I ever fall in love, if it happens it happens but if it doesn't I at least am learning more than my previous self knew, I don't have to be down on myself and repent just to be a good person. I already know what my purpose on earth is, I am just milking it because lol we are humans playing the human game. I'm playing how I wanna play.
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>>27790086
>But that virginity was delicious, damn.
Wew lad, no-one cares about non-virgin girls
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>>27790073
get a job then, faggot.
jesus christ. i can't believe people like you sit on your arses all day, complaining about no gf, when you're unemployed, have no social life or means to get out of the doors. do you honestly think a gf will just one day knock on your door and go like "ohayou onii-chan, i'm a flat-chested loli with a fetish for deadbeat losers, please piledrive me over your dakikamura!"?

want a gf? go outside and get a life. if not; shut up.
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>>27790094
>I live in a gross pseudo-hoarder environment and I forget to shower for 3 days at a time
contact
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>>27790110
Are you a girl blox?
Blocks.
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>>27790086
>But that virginity was delicious, damn.
Fuck off nasty stoner whore
You aren't worth giving my virginity to
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>>27790096
In my experience, usually virgin guys prefer going with a more experienced girl because she can teach him stuff and will not have high expectations
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>>27790133
Guys see non-virgins as warm fuckholes to use.
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>>27790002
You're her aren't you? Just so you know, miss gigantic ego princess head, people can make observational criticisms of you without it being based on something beyond your doing, like something such as the things you write and how I perceive you. You can go ahead and blame it on "I am just jelly xD" because you're apparently so flawless and shielded from judgment, but here on planet earth the reason is much more simple than that. I don't like you because I think you're a whiney little shit who wants attention. Can your puny brain possibly accept that reasoning or am I just wasting my time talking to an idiot?
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>>27789970
I approve of this list.
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>>27790145
>You're her aren't you?
No. I'm a man
You will never be a robot
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>>27786560
>>27786414
>Not reading Evola
Its like you want me to throw up
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>>27790145
Women can't be robots. Back to worshiping Chad.
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>>27790159
Too late, I already am. I will never not be a robot
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>>27790139

None of my Chad friends want to fuck virgins because it's too complicated and you get no pleasure out of fucking someone who's hurting and not enjoying themselves.
And the robots/normal guys that I know... don't really give a shit. One of them actually is not a virgin anymore and is in a relationship with what people here would call 'used goods'. I've never seen him happier.
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>>27790171
Nice try
Women can't be robots
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>>27790127

It's so funny when I start treating men like they treat me and they get all butthurt.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have much of a choice in that either way :3
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>>27790172
You're literally worthless now you're not a virgin.
>One of them actually is not a virgin anymore and is in a relationship with what people here would call 'used goods'.
Cuckolds like to post here, nothing new.
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>>27790172
Reminder that any degenerate non-catholic isn't happy no matter what :^)
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>>27790192
Lel okay whatever.
Brb going back to fucking Chad
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>>27790187
FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM!!!!!!!!FUCKJNG PIECEOFSHITASSMOTHERGODDAMNCUNT
LET ME BE APART OF YOUR CLUB >:(
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>>27790202
>non-catholic
Liberal cuck pls go.
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>>27790213
lel now you remind me of someone I met here
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>>27790218
Pope says gay marriage is from satan
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/pope-francis-same-sex-marriage-move-father-lies-total-rejection-gods-law

Pope Francis speaks against Gay adoption
http://wdtprs.com/blog/2013/12/pope-francis-shocked-by-gay-adoption-urges-bishop-to-speak-against-it-boldly/

Compares transfag rights to nuclear arms race
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/pope-francis-compares-arguments-for-transgender-rights-to-nuclear-arms-race-10061223.html

Pope Francis says that there's no salvation outside the Church
http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/commentandblogs/2013/06/03/pope-francis-is-under-attack-for-saying-that-outside-the-church-there-is-no-salvation-its-a-poke-in-the-eye-says-one-presbyterian-why-hes-wrong/

He excommunicates an Australian priest supporting gay marriage and women clergy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/24/pope-francis-excommunicates-priest-greg-reynolds_n_3983059.html

Pope Francis is against gender theory and for traditional gender roles
http://ncronline.org/blogs/francis-chronicles/pope-francis-gender-theory-problem-not-solution

Pope is against abortion
http://www.lifenews.com/2015/09/23/pope-francis-on-abortions-innocent-victims-its-wrong-to-look-the-other-way-or-remain-silent/

He Encourages the use of force against ISIS
http://www.businessinsider.com/pope-francis-endorses-use-of-force-against-isis-in-iraq-2014-8

Pope Francis is against lukewarm "faith"
http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/pope-off-the-cuff-to-priests-religious-indifference-makes-god-vomit-69700/

The Pope is misquoted often
http://www.christianpost.com/buzzvine/7-times-pope-francis-was-misquoted-132679/

The Pope Rebukes Communist Cross
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/bolivia/11729834/Pope-rebukes-Bolivias-President-Evo-Morales-for-gift-of-crucifix-mounted-on-hammer-and-sickle.html

Him doing something I don't need to approve of has no bearing on the faith. I can just say he's doing something stupid and go on
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>>27790161
Be honest. Have you read anything other than Ride the Tiger?
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>unironically spews insane extremist political opinions he found on anime forums
>too much of a pussy to carry his political opinions into reality anyway
>thinks he's a pickup artist, but becomes clingy, controlling and insecure
>talks shit about minorities and poor people for needing government handouts when he and his entire family is white trash welfare queens
>despite the above, claims to be middle class
>mfw
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>>27790284
>she tries to get /pol/ to spam threads with unsourced infographics
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>>27790284
So should someone risk their job and reputation only for the sake of being politically consistent?

Should he fuck around and not care about building a family?

Should being from a certain upbringing not allow you to critique such an upbringing?


You know whats worse than a wanabe non-conformist? A conformist.
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>>27789970
>doesn't go down on you
So you're looking for an emasculated beta loser?
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>>27786222
W-what about t-three pillows?
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>>27790248
Metaphysics of Sex, War, Fascism viewed from the Right, Men among the ruins.
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>>27790456
just saying, when a guy suddenly goes off about "durr liberals took mah jerb," i can practically smell your virginity.
no one wants to hear about how jews are behind 9/11 or how Obama is actually a Cuban lizardman.
i just want a bf who isn't a loser, and if that upsets you, well that's your problem.
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>>27790534
This is the loser board
Anyone here has no right to want a non-loser
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>>27790534
>liberals took mah jerb
Really? I thought only masculine redneck types of guys said things like that.

>I just want a bf who isnt a loser
Thats understandable, but what do you mean by a winner?

Is it possible for a man to be politically dissident and yet still be a winner?

I am politically anti-modernity, i disdain almost every aspect of the world we live in now, and yet here i am training to become an army officer, hitting the gym often, and going to school. When im at home im the edgy shitlord, but understand that if i want to survive, i have to blend into the mass...for now.
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>he's a filthy frank fan

holy shit every guy i've talked to who likes him has been an autistic retard
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>>27790784
>tfw you'll never find a qt who likes filthy frank
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>>27790039

I don't have a license because I have high-functioning autism and driving causes so much sensory overload I can't react properly to anything on the road, along with the naturally poor situational awareness that comes with HFA. I try (I do have a permit) and regularly almost get in accidents most of the times I do. I still have a job I'm able to support myself on and live on my own. Even so, I imagine that's a red flag for you too, so I guess it doesn't matter.
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>>27789970
>>less than 10 contacts on his phone
>fewer

dropped.
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>>27786222
Whew, I sleep with 3 pillows. Glad I don't hit that red flag
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>implying this thread isn't just male robots roleplaying
I just want a gf.
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