What do robots eat?
Literally whatever's available.
I'm too much of a lazy sack of shit to do meal prep.
>>27784514
Do you buy your own food?
Do you prefer canned, bagged, boxed, fresh?
>tfw only beans and noodles in the house to last me until wednesday
I'm a retard when It comes to budgeting
I usually spend all my money on takeout then end up having to buy shit with my last 20 bucks to last me a fortnight.
>>27784535
I rely on to-go shit like wraps and subs, or fast food if I'm desperate.
I chug water throughout the day though.
>>27784548
Beans can be good but you should have spent that money on rice instead of noodles.
Whatever my Mom makes for dinner. Tonight she made burgers. In the summer she grills steaks and all sorts of other stuff. My Mom is a great cook.
My girlfriend came over the weekend. We had pav bhaji on Friday, made spaghetti with a bunch of stuff in and on it for lunch, and then quesadillas for dinner. Today we made stuffed peppers with ground beef and some other ingredients inside.
After she left I grilled some chicken to eat for lunch this week after I go to the gym.
>>27784564
No wonder your cash is gone, fast food prices are through the roof nowadays and the meat is as thick as construction paper
cans of chilled hormel chili and room temperature jugs of vodka
spaghetti
rice
pancakes
egg
protein shakes
soy meat
oatmeal
broccoli
spinach
the occasional fast food visit
cottage cheese
quark
>>27784602
>tfw live on my own
I am jealous, Anon.
>>27784612
>all that grease spatter on the stove/countertop
Buy a proper skillet.
>>27784504
Just made my own pizza earlier. I try to eat fresh.
>>27784504
bologna sandwhiches, chef b out the can, microwave taquitos/dinners/anything, and not much else.
>>27784622
Too autistic for making and preparing meals. It's to be expected.
For what it's worth, I try to only eat twice a day max in order to save money.
>>27784612
Jesus christ clean up your kitchen counters anon
>>27784646
>>27784663
GF is messy as fuck when she cooks.
>>27784612
Is your girlfriend ethnic?
>>27784629
Does your throat burn 24/7?
I eat whatever my mom makes. I usually skip breakfast or have some cereal or a bagel. For lunch I either make myself a sandwich or eat tuna on some crackers. Sometimes last nights leftovers. Dinner varies but ever since I was a kid we've always had pizza on fridays and we continue to this day.
>>27784584
Nice chopsticks, weeble wobble.
What kind of chicken is that? Looks good as frick
>>27784663
what do you think happens to a counter in middle of cooking a meal? dumbfuck
>>27784504
it looks bad but if you mixed it together in a pan with some frozen mixed veg and spam maybe, chicken stock and oil plus some seasoning it would make decent bachelor chow.
Tonight I fried some chicken, had some collard greens, some red beans, with salted watermelon for dessert
>>27784681
Yes, she's Indian.
>inb4 Poo in Loo
I love Poo in Loo girls, to be honest.
>>27784634
Sounds like my weekday diet. Except whatever Quark is.
Sorry if my responses are a bit lacking, I really just came here to dump my food folder.
I cook lots of nice food.
I will post a few of my dishes. This was futomaki.
>>27784723
>leaving the green parts in
>not even cooking the peppers
what am I looking at?
>>27784684
This.
MOMMY MOMMY BABY WANT HUNGRIES
I ate a half rack of ribs with beans and mashed potatoes tonight
Gluten free cinnamon buns. These were more like snickerdoodles than actual cinnamon buns. A little ugly, but tasted nice.
>>27784612
PLS SHOW DOGE ANON
>>27784687
k a t s u
not chicken
>>27784622
Oh, I also drink coffee in order to blunt my appetite.
>>27784696
i dunno ur mom usually does most of the cooking
Salmon teriyaki. I make this pretty often. Went a little overboard with side dishes.
Here's bologna cake. Very similar to what my family makes every month or so. Pretty good if you like mayo and mustard. One cake usually lasts my family 3-4 days.
>>27784648
I often walk past the crust on my way through Rouse's but then I remember to leave it to the professionals at Dominos cause I'm not saving much the hard way
>>27784723
it's this
in texture, it's like thicker yoghurt and a softer cheese combined
rich in protein
Raw chopped salmon over rice.
Whatever my mom makes me.
>>27784777
Looks tasty as fuck anon. How was it?
I eat this every single day for nearly two years. Except for rare occasions for holidays or sometimes I want something else but thats once a month at most
Breakfast
>1 piece of whole wheat bread with 1 tablespoon of peanut butter
>a cup of earl grey tea or french vanilla coffee
>Lunch
>a half a sandwich of whole wheat bread and chicken
>every other day a single piece of fruit
Snack
>a small bag of popcorn, strict limit of one per day
>Dinner
>a chicken breast
>a small amount of spinach with lite balsamic dressing
or
>a single sweet potato
Once a week I drink a glass of milk
I'm not very interesting
>>27784783
What the actual fuck on toast.
>>27784783
That's so fucking disgusting senpai.
Do you live in Georgia?
Gluten free bread of some sort. Was pretty good.
>>27784504
havent eaten in 23 hours and im still not hungry. perks of being depressed. yey!!
>>27784816
Yeah. How'd you know? North GA
>>27784776
this one is for u anon :^))
>>27784790
What's that pic? Looks good.
Asian food? All I can identify is rice
>>27784504
i eat as little as possible because i take in a huge amount of calories through alcohol.
so mostly i'll eat maybe a plain turkey sandwich and some crackers in a day.
I had a peanut butter sandwich with the last 2 slices of bread in my cupboard.
I'm gonna boil and assortment of frozen vegetables later as well.
>>27784704
All it needs is Over the Border tortilla chips
>>27784504
I make sandwiches. Lots of fucking sandwiches.
Buffalo chicken, Munster cheese
Roast beef, white aged cheddar and bbq sauce
Lemon pepper chicken, aged white cheddar, swiss cheese and spicy dijon mustard
Egg, cooked ham, white cheddar, truffle cheese
Prosciutto, salami, provolone cheese, and honey glazed turkey with mayonnaise and vinegar mix
I mean, sure it's not elaborate like all your cooked dishes, but sandwiches are always fucking delicious
I can make other things, but I love eating sandwiches
>>27784612
Is your pic the spaghetti? Is it vegan?
If so, can you list the recipe.
>>27784808
Are you anorexic anon?
:(
>>27784801
Thank you! It is very good, and the recipe is very simple. www.justonecookbook.com/teriyaki-salmon-recipe/
I mostly follow recipes from this blog.
Wish I had a better camera, this is shrimp etouffee.
>>27784726
Did you appropriate that Anon? For shame-u
>>27784854
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY
NO WAY SENPAI
NAH
NAH
NAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27784913
Why? Forsyth here.
>>27784750
As long as those weren't baked beans you've got good taste
>>27784895
Pic is the spaghetti and whatever my girlfriend made to go with it. I cooked the bacon and chicken.
Unfortunately, the recipe was hers and I don't know the ingredients.
Was fucking delicious, though. My mom had some and ate all of it, including the portion I was saving for my own dinner.
>>27784886
This made me salivate like crazy.
Damn that looks good.
>>27784942
Just that I guessed it. Could've guessed any obese Deep South state and I guessed Georgia. Idk
>>27784909
I definitely did. Here's some challah I made pre-celiac disease.
>>27784777
Just started doing teriyaki myself. I don't know how I went so long without it.
>>27784968
Oh. you an ice cold brother. I ain't even obese desu
>>27784977
Some pumpkin rolls I made last thanksgiving. Would have been better if I kneaded the dough a bit more.
>>27784504
I usually bake my own tendies from costco and make white rice in a rice cooker. Probably 3/4 out of 7 days per week I eat that.
>>27784984
Your dish looks delicious, anon.
This was prep for cooking ebi chili.
>>27784794
WHAT'S-IN-THE-BOWLLL?
>>27784797
Join the club
>>27784808
Wish I could cook for you, that is such a barren menu
>>27784823
Ever had maple bread?
Goose enchiladas. Not the most aesthetic, but delicious.
>>27784993
Ha I believe you, I just can't see that abomination being a family recipe anywhere outside the dirty deep. You got pinpoint stereotyped anon
>>27784791
Looks like Greek yogurt with less taste no offense senpai
>>27784834
Funny how the depressed are often either obese or emaciated
Ha
>>27784862
Trying to (you) everybody here you go
>>27785039
Which bowl?
I've never had maple bread, no. If you can find me a gluten-free version, I'll make some. I have a gallon of real maple syrup on hand.
This was gluten-free Irish soda bread. Was okay.
Made some rigatoni alla genovese a few days ago, was dank as fuck. The picture doesn't really do it justice.
>>27784783
scripted af
>>27784865
Street food. Looks like shredded pork.
>>27784881
Why don't you stop drinking? Food tastes better.
I only think I have a few more pictures. This was a quiche.
I eat mostly at work, since I work at a fast food restaurant.
I used to like chinese carryout, but all the places in my area are fucking terrible now. Can't get a decent general tso's chicken anywhere, it's all disgustingly-sweet bullshit. I guess they all use the same supplier.
No clue what I was making here but it looks like it was a hassle.
Apple x 1 - breakfast
Buttered toast x 2 - lunch
Rice, broccoli, carrots, meat of some kind - dinner
And black coffee x 6 throughout the day
>>27784612
>my girlfriend
You can fuck off from this board now you faggot.
>>27785145
Oh, actually this must have been the etouffee.
This was a depressing gluten-free attempt at pizza that no one would eat but me.
>>27784882
Nothing wrong with PB, don't even need bread
>>27784890
What does muenster taste like? Don't know a lot of cheese people
>>27784904
That sauce is so perfectly congealed
>>27784956It's stuffed with oreo filling
>>27784504
rice bean and cow meat
daily reminder 1st worlders are whiny spoiled brats and can't be robots
Motherfucking Skyline chili and conies
>>27785185
The consistency was fine, it just looks shit because I took the photo with my laptop.
Gluten free pancakes.
>>27785009
Walnut in the center?
>>27785016
Hopefully boneless skinless. That with rice, lime, and cayenne is poorfag cuisine at its best
>>27785095
sure doesn't
was that your pet hamster's portion?
what a tiny little baby plate for tiny little babies
Sliced gluten free bread. You might be able to trick someone into thinking this was real bread maybe.
>>27785118
food doesn't ease the suffering of being alive
>>27784504
My sister makes all my meals
>>27785240
Pecan I think. The dough could have been kneaded more as well but I didn't have the kitchenaid yet so I was a little lazy.
This was my first attempt at gluten free cooking. It was as disgusting as it appears.
>>27785305
What's up with all the gluten-free food? Celiac?
>>27784717
>Indian
Kek that pussy probably smells like rotten curry
Fucking degenerates
>>27785336
Yeah, it's pretty shit. I was just getting decent at making bread, too.
I eat meat.
>>27785054
That looks good. Rare to see red onions on an enchilada.
>>27785092
How common is gluten? I'm thankful I don't have any dietary restrictions with all the diabetics I know
>>27785118
What meat?
>>27785121
Contents?
>>27785128
Their supplier is Sam's or Costco. They all get their stuff from the big box stores and make their sauces fresh. Blame the incompetent prep cooks.
>>27785155
/fit/?
>>27785180
I'll eat your delicious pizza senpai, you cut those snausages thick
>>27784504
I eat steamed fresh vegetables and brown rice a lot.
Yogurt eggs and milk are good too.
If I eat a meat I usually go for chicken breast but I'll eat literally anything if the mood strikes me right. I've never turned down a food that was prepared well.
>>27785083
>Looks like Greek yogurt with less taste no offense senpai
it's true
but you wouldn't really eat it for the taste to begin with
>>27785201
Maybe if you let us free you you'd have some rodeo cheeseburgers n shieeet
>>27784504
Apple, cheese and deli meat
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>>27785370
My condolences bro. Had to try out a gluten-free diet for a month as per doctor's orders, and it was fucking hard finding any of my staples in gluten-free form. Also, premade gluten-free waffles and pancakes are absolute dogshit.
Have you tried sweet potato noodles? Found it while looking for noodles I was able to eat and I eat it pretty regularly now. Shit's delicious.
I buy rigatoni pasta (so easy to make and only takes 10 minutes tops once the water in the pan is boiling), mix it with store bought alfredo garlic cheese sauce and eat it with chipotle flavored chicken.
To make the chipotle flavored chicken, I get a can of chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, mix it with a few tablespoons of oil, a few pinches of salt and pepper and a couple of diced garlic gloves. I then marinate my chicken in that mixture for a few hours up to a day and then grill it on a pan.
It's pretty delicious. The creamy pasta goes well with the spicy flavorful chicken. Im a poor college student so it's the best I can do for now.
>>27785391
It's in anything that has wheat in it, so it's really annoying. I stopped eating out completely.
https://celiac.org/live-gluten-free/glutenfreediet/sources-of-gluten/
>>27785441
I tried premade rice flour tortillas recently and I wanted to die. Haven't had sweet potato noodles, but rice noodles are pretty great. I'll look into it.
>>27785452
Oh and my daily diet
Breakfast
3 sunnyside eggs (for gains)
3 pieces of wheat toast
a slice or two of pepperjack cheese in 2 of the toasts
Glass of milk
Lunch
My pasta chicken bowl or I buy a burrito bowl at Chipotle or a sandwich at my university's Subway
Dinner
Idk, I usually only eat 2 meals so maybe a snack or something
>tfw live at college and no stoves in the dorms
>forced to eat quantity food over quality food
I loved cooking food too atleast I cook when I go homeIm glad my father taught me how to cook and grill at a young age
All I ate today was 3 bananas. I hope I feel hungry tomorrow.
>>27785204
>tfw you fill up on the cheese before you scrape the top of the sauce
>>27785224
It was a compliment
>>27785252
They're going to censor the new Star Ocean, it's confirmed
>>27785293
>tfw no omelette with ketchup heart
>>27785305
It looks like a potato run over by a car
>>27784504
Last night I made miso-poached salmon with enoki mushrooms and some veggies. Doesn't look too great in the photo but tasted great with the kaffir lime leaves, chilli and ginger.
>>27785510
Do you live near home? I would buy a minifridge (your college should most likely allow it unless they're a bunch of fags) and make some food at home, store them in containers and put them in the minifridge to eat later
I'm a bit of a rover so my shopping changes depending on my living situation. I'm not settled in to my new place just yet so money is tight while I'm getting up to speed.
As of right now I go to the discount grocery store and spend about 30 dollars for food every two weeks.
9 cans of tuna
2 loaves breaddies
3lbs ground turkey
6 boneless skinless chicken breast
2 boxes pasta
1 box plain oatmeal
2pk lunch meat
1pk bratwurst
Now obviously I would normally need a bit more to get by for 2 weeks + things like milk, butter, etc but my roommates are quite generous and enjoy cooking. I see many of you enjoy cooking as well.
>>27784504
> oatmeal with craisins and brown sugar
> ??? Can of beans/tuna
> beans and rice
Sometime I go out to eat for lunch.
>>27785367
DESIGNATED
>>27785379
At least you won't be low test
>>27784612
>tumblr tier food
>girlfriend
>all the replies are meming about grease
You, your roastie gf and everyone who replied bar >>27785179 can fuck off back to tumblr
>>27785411
How do you season your veggies and rice?
>>27785416
With protein powder and oatmeal I'm sure it's fine
>>27785430
I admire your clear urine
>>27785370
I'm sorry bro
>be 19
>Mom doesnt cook anymore because all my older siblings moved after they went to college
>She only eats at her job or brings food home for dinner now unless she tells me to cook
Being the youngest sucks sometimes. I do miss morning omelets and beef stroganoff for dinner
Here's what I had for dinner
>>27785473
If you don't value your dignity you could substitute bread for rice cakes
>>27785499
Top taste
>>27785510
Just buy a pressure cooker, it's your best option in a dorm
>>27785542
I'll fund your kickstarter hungry skele
>>27785563
How do you incorporate the bratwurst? I use andouille religiously
>>27785716
please no, i'll just deal with making my own gluten free bread
>>27785676
>Frozen mixed vegtables
>Rice
>Salmon that could possibly be from costco
Your meal is describing what my dad used to make for me as a kid years back.
Keep it up anon
>>27785579
Same here on weekdays
Gotta get that fiber knowhumsayin
>>27785650
Mothers have a habit of ballooning from switching to fast food at 50. Their offspring is the only thing keeping it together for them.
>>27785676
>Unseasoned
Ran out of anons to reply to
>>27785773
Teach me how to season fampai
Mint chocolate cheesecake
>>27785818
You have to make your own combination. Hard to tell if the salmon has anything on it at all.
>>27784717
More like poo on plate and serve it for dinner.
Cashew chicken
Moss-covered three-handled family gredunzel
>>27785773
You're right anon
I'm just sick and tired of eating a mix of Chipotle, Popeyes, local taco joints, Togo's and fucking Olive Garden almost every week.
This shit sucks.Atleast I have somedays where I cook dinner but its no fun after preparing all the food and you still have to clean it up
>>27785968
>its no fun after preparing all the food and you still have to clean it up
Can't rely on mommy for that anymore?
>>27785716
how do I use a pressure cooker
Never seen one or used on im my life
Meat fingers
>>27784783
what the fvk is that
>>27786010
Mommy never cleaned the kitchen anon
Mommy always made the kids do it because ,as you can tell, cooking a lot of food and having to clean up afterwards isnt fun to doGod bless dishwashers though
>>27785240
No, I mean legit tendies.
>>27784504
Cheap ramen or pbj sandwiches
>>27784660
you are actually so fucking retarded. get your shit together. its cheaper to buy food and prepare it and not to mention better for you, AND you get a skill out of it.
>>27786019
It's a convenient way to cook all that crap you have to bring to a boil on the stove, and then some.
Cooks beans in 1/3 the time.
>>27785883
It doesn't, what are some good universal good spices for chicken and salmon? I'm a student so I can't really afford to buy 30 different types of spice
>>27786048
Never had Mayonnaise Bologna Cake before?
>>27786076
Good thing she didn't spoil you then. That would have been awful.
>>27786081
Crispy tendies and rice would go good in a wrap
>>27786087
Maybe he has one of those 60 hour/week jobs. We have a fair share of wageslaves on /r9k/
>>27786193
If you work 60 hours a week that's only 8.5 hours a day and thats updwards of 26k USD before taxes. You have the time and the money to treat yourself better he's just fucking lazy.
>>27786094
Lemon and rosemary are all you need for the chicken. For salmon you'll need to find what's right for you because it's a polarizing, mercurial dish.
>>27786239
Yeah but you don't want to cook if you've been cutting pipes 60 hours a week and getting no sleep
>>27786256
Any recommendations? Or does it vary from person to person that much?
>>27786162
Maybe, but seems a little carb-y
>>27786296
>getting no sleep meme
okay dude you're just gonna refute everything what the fuck ever have a good night you lazy bitch
fifteen bean soup
>>27784783
Nice pasta
Originale pesto
Every month I go at least a week and a half eating just toast and peanut butter. Rest of the time I eat canned shit
>>27786351
I'm not the guy I'm just saying some jobs make you want to lay in bed jack off with what little time you have off, not dick with pots and watch noodles boil
>>27786322
Dill, thyme, olive oil, and cilantro
>>27786451
have you even TRIED to cook?? like its not some long ass affair youre going to spend your whole night on and if it is you're doing it wrong
>>27786388
I cycle between toast with peanut butter and toast with nutella
>>27786296
I feel the same way anon
I worked 40 hours a week with as a fulltime student. I couldnt cook and settled for subway on the way home or pizza
>>27786479
You are getting ornery m8
fried chicken, breaded chicken, rice, beans, eggs, fries, lettuce, broccoli, pasta, meatloaf, noodle soup, ramen, cheese and crackers, fast food, chinese takeout
>>27786562
There's no need to argue NEETs just don't understand
>>27786601
Salsa pls
>>27786562
I'll cook if I'm on vacation or have two days in a row off, but where I work there's a deli with pizza and hot dogs and I'd rather spend two bucks on a heaping helping of that tasty stuff than chop up 20 different veggies and herbs and pre-heat and wash the meat and baste it and supervise the process then wash the dishes so I can go back to work at 5AM
>>27786637
At your service
>breakfast a row of peanut butter oreos
>lunch frozen enchilada meal
>supper frozen chicken eggrolls
>snacks poptart, beef jerky
>>27784504
refried beans are fucking delicious
tfw mummy makes them homemade for me
Autism soup.
>>27786830
A bean so nice she fries it twice
>>27786812
How much do you weigh? Do people complain about your smell?
Almost all of this thread is normie food
what the fuck happened robots?
>>27784504I want to eat robot cum.
>>27786812
Fuck man, I'm gonna go pick up some Oreo's right now. Fucking craving some of that shit. It's like crack to me. Time to head to 7/11.
You win this time, Oreo shills. I know it's you posting on this board and I fall for your tricks every time.
>>27786917
The world isn't ready for robot food.
literally the only decent food i can make is burrito's, fuck you all.
I had some really good tacos in Brooklyn yesterday
>>27786866
>autism soup
Talk to me.
>>27786942
>Implying any self-respecting shill would come to /r9k/ to sell you on Milk's Favorite Cookie
Preposterous!
Cheese sticks
Banana every morning, a carrot and a peanut butter sandwich every night. To drink I have water, 2 cups of tea and a mug of soy milk. For lunch chicken and veg or rice and veg. Just started buying 100% peanuts peanut butter with nothing else in it today, I hope it's still good, had a 97% one before.
I think if I ever have money I'll still eat like this. A half cup of brown rice, an onion and a can of beans is probably my favourite meal.
>>27786041
ha they look like little penises rofl!
chicken mang
>>27787143
>Soy milk
Watch out for that gyno
>>27787175
Damn those fries look tasty
>All these lazy fucks thinking they can't cook
>>27784584
>>27784548
Let's be real though, nobody wants or NEEDS to live off of beans and rice, if your budget is that tight go to a fucking food bank.
Also I wish the whole ramen noodle/potatoe/rice&bean meme would die already, you must be extremely lazy or mentally challenged if you live off of shit like that, if it's a matter of pride you're in the latter category, have fun with your anemia and scurvy
Also you shouldn't live exclusively on food bank donations, don't be a cunt, get a job
>>27787328
Beans are high in iron, how would they give you anemia?
>>27787328
fuck you, rice and beans is delicious
Got a whole cooked chicken, 3 carrots, an onion and some celery added some spices and like 10 cups of water and make 2 mason jars worth of chicken stock. Made a big pot of chicken soup with it. Also fresh bread.
Bowl of soup stock
>>27787415
Applying for jobs are you?
>>27787407
>thick.jpg
>>27787387
Not if that's all you've ate for the last week
>>27784783
that actually looks fucking nasty
>>27784783
>bologna cake
>mayo
>mustard
WHITE
PEOPLE
>>27787328
I think these people who live off rice and beans are trying to have a disposable income of some sort. Full-time jobs are a thing of the past and if eating for $20/week helps them buy lewd Tharja statues, that's a sacrifice they're willing to make.Eat oreos
>>27784783
>Bologna Cake
Eating that surely isn't good for your health anon.
All that mustard and mayo is gross
>>27784783
i can watch a guy getting his head sawn off no problem but this actually made me throw up in my mouth a bit
I WANT A REESE'S CHEESECAKE!
>>27784504
today i had half a pickle, a piece of bread with cheese melted on top of it, a spoonful of strawberry jelly and a stale cupcake from a 50 year old homeless man's birthday party a week ago
please end my life
>>27786891
god damn that looks tasty
>>27787695
You're going to turn into a trap if you don't eat more
I don't have any pics right now but I usually eat literally whatever I want which sounds pretty shit. I do try and eat vegetables every day and I do try and not spend /too/ much money. A few nights ago I made chicken pieces flavoured with pad thai sauce and put asparagus and capsicum in the oven dish with it along with some of those fried noodles that go soft and soak up the sauce that chinese people put in chow mein and also some sliced ginger, and then i boiled sweet potato, carrot, kale, broccoli and i cant remember what else and then mashed it all together with some salt, pepper and butter and i've been eating that but if i don't finish it tonight ill probably get food poisoning. I also like to snack on junk food like crisps and dip, i drink a lot of beer, i like grapes and berries if they are on special, but ideally i'd like to not eat anything ever again and waste away but it's hard. I also drink around a litre or so of water a day only because I'm actually thirsty, and I also drink black coffee most days. I take a b vitamin supplement as a diet-addition. Sometimes I'll buy a cheese pizza. I also sometimes like to eat pies. If I'm eating ramen I put an egg in it and put vegetables on top like a noodle-bento. If avocado was cheaper I'd eat about two a day.
/High protein to calorie meat sandwich/ here
>>27784504
noodles and rice with some butter and spiced salt, the cons of wake up 9pm and after food binge
>>27788034
>Go on food binge
>Pass out
>Wake up 30 minutes later
>Can't sleep for another twelve hours and feel delirious
>>27788170
i had to put me on off mode to process all the fried potatoes, the tacos and the red wine and weed i had, but no regreats
>>27788261
Holy shit, just imagining the immediate effect that would have on your body is staggering. Were you trying to do a memory wipe on yourself?
>>27784504
canned vegg/fruit
granola cereal with whole milk
oatmeal with milk
microwaved beef
water
mostly burritos with sour cream though, like 70% of what I eat
>>27787672
holy shit pls yes i wanna fuck it
One more for the rizzoad
>>27785145
>Clam juice
>>27784504
idk i get free chicken after the closing shift. so chicken
>>27784504
MSG noodles all day erryday
tofu too
that's about it
>>27785367
Indian milfs are my fetish
>>27786019
I hear they used one in Boston pretty successfully.
>>27786087
>skill
Go back to Facebook you fucking normie tourist. If you use r9k regularly you're no better than any of us here.
>>27786337
Carbs are the body's preferred energy source.
I am pretty good at cooking, but I am to lazy to be creative and put in effort when cooking for myself.
I have like 10 dishes I rotate between. And when I cook, I make enough to last a couple of days.
Chili con carne
Indian lentil stew
Spaghetti Carbonara
Spaghetti bolognese
A tuna pasta dish I came up with
Mashed potatoes with meatballs, gravy and lingonberry jam.
Mashed potatoes with fried fish and remoulade sauce
Some thai-ish red curry with chicken and rice.
These are the staples. On fridays I buy some more expensive piece of meat and make something out of it, usually with some variant of potatoes.
Nearly all dishes can be done with a pan and a large pot, keeps somewhat well in the fridge and take under 45 minutes to make, except maybe the chili.
>>27786913
I'd sniff that Anon's butthole :3
>>27787328
Mc fucking kill yourself
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