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>age
>amount of girlfriends you've ever had
>amount of hugs or holding hands you've had with a girl

>19
>0
>2
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>>27783630
>18
>0
>one but we were both drunk
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>21
>1
>Lost count

I'll show myself out
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>>27783630
>24
>3 gfs sex with 11 blowies or handies from another 11
>dunno desu familia
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>>27783630
>24
>0
>1 romantic handholding, 10-20 "friendly" handholdings, ~5 romantic hugs and infinite friendly hugs
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>>27783697
>I'll show myself out

If you ever utter this reddit phrase again I will never speak to you or your wife's son ever again.
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>18
>0
>1 girl who liked to hug me a lot
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>>27783707
get out
get out

get out

get out lol

REEEEEE!!!!
>>
>21
>3
>Too many to count, plus kisses, and sex

Should I leave or just wait for inevitable butthurt?
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>>27783767
get out

I am OP also. To explain my "2"
I got hugged by a girl because she just heard I was autistic and don't like being touched. The same girl held my hand one time for irony and her friends laughed at me while it happened.
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>>27783630
>20
>0
>0

HHKV 4 lyfe
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>>27783630
18
1(current)
Romantically held hands with 2 grills god knows how many times. Lost count of hugs too
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>>27784087
>having a girlfriend

get out why are you even here?
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>>27783630
>19
>0
>too many to count

Hugs are seriously overrated, they mean nothing.
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>>27784119
A sense of morbid fascination. Thats why im here
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>>27783729
>I will never speak to you or your wife's son ever again.
Heh.

>>27783630
>25
>1, and I was gay, and I told her before then.
>Quite a few, since "omg he's gay~~~~~ :3"

>tfw no bf ree
>>
>>27783630
>35
>0
>10+

Hugging was common in my high school, and I've always been the 'nice guy'.
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>25
>0
>0 handsholding & "intimate" hugs
Hugged my sisters and platonically hugged few female friends though as a greeting. Not all is lost
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>18
>0
>mommy and grandma used to hug me but not anymore
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>35
>2
>I don't know?
1st gf in 4th grade, not sure if counts?
2nd gf became wife. Only women I've ever really been with. Been married 11 years. We are anti social shut-ins. Don't need anything else in life.
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>19
>0
>1 hug, sexually and platonically with the same girl, also incestuous
Do I win?
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>>27783630

>23
>11
>alot

i've been alone for 5 years though and now i don't even know how to talk to women my own age.
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>21
>0
>Way too many to count
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>23
>0
>Nothing beyond friendly hugs
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>>27784227
Why not?
Cause you're pedo?
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>>27784460
>incest
>Do I win?
yes
>>
>22
>1
>Too many to count

not original? l m a o
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>>27784569
Yea, it's not as glamorous in real life unfortunately.
Also, she was older.
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>>27783630
>18
>0
>1, one girl hugged me out of nowhere
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>24
>zero
>hugs around 5, held hands never
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>>27783630
>18
>0
>1

ORGY COMMENT
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>>27783630
>31
>2
>4

Fuck your robot, gookmoot, this is an organic comet.
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>>27783630
is there a source on this image? that's hot
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>22
>5
>i dont fucking know more than most of you guys i guess
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>>27783630

>22
>2 gfs, 1 fuckbuddy
>more than I can count

And despite all that I'm still a neurotic, socially anxious, never-leaves-his-house NEET. I've gotten very lucky in my encounters with women
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>20
>4
>at least 25 hugs because female friends in high school and college. Only held hands with first and last gf, since that shit's gay
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>20
>0
>1
She was a high schooler and I was in middle school and she liked pretending to be my mom and gave me lots of hugs and would let me cuddle up and sleep with her ;_;
Now she's in prison for burglary
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>>27783630
>age
22
>amount of girlfriends you've ever had
0
>amount of hugs or holding hands you've had with a girl
2 hugs
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>>27783630
>20
>5 maybe. I've had sex with 2 of them
>Probably like 30+
>>
>>27783630
>19
>0
>Too many to count because i actually managed to have girl friends in highschool and here is normal to hug and give a kiss in the cheek as a greeting
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>>27783630
>20
>0
>2 different girls hugged me a bit in freshman year of highschool nothing else ever
>>
does my mother count
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>>27783630
>24
>0
>0

I've given up. It's too late now anyway.
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>>27783767
I'm not gonna tell you to leave, I'm just curious what are you doing here?
>>
>21
>1
>countless friendly hugs
>>
>>27783630
>19
>7
>countless
Keep in mind 3-4 of those relationships were awkward middle school/hs things
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19

0

0 (not counting greeting hugs because there's definitely a difference)
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>19
>1, found her last month familia
>Lost count, it is customary for girls to hug everyone before they leave a party so the hugs are pretty much meaningless.
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>25
>0
>0
Just kill me now

Of course it wasn't original
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>>27783630
>27
>0
>0

Remember that death will free us all at some point, everything is temporary yadda yadda
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>>27783630

>22
>9
>lots

but that doesnt mean shit since im on the verge of suicide
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>>27787809
Your life must be terrible, Chad. What happened for you to want to die?
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>>27787729
>>27787034
>>27786962
>>27784227
>>27783800
>>27787796

would you like a friendly hug?
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>>27787827
It's way too late for me m8 but those other younger lads could probably use one.
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>>27783630
>18
>0
>1, when I was like 5.
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>>27783630

22
1
No one who isn't an autist keeps track of this
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>>27787855
not as though me giving one to you would take away from them, if you don't want one that's fine
>>
>21
>1 (long distance, was a huge mistake)
>Only family
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>>27787910
It's just that you'd be hugging an empty shell. A corpse. It would be pointless. At this point nothing can alleviate the suffering. But thanks for the thought.
>>
27
~4?
How the fuck do you count something like this? If I've already had a gf(s) what does it matter?
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>>27788112
well is there any point of any of it? doubt it would relieve anyone's suffering and empty shell or not let's make that number not 0 huh?
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