Other robots at University, let's compare stats for the 2015-2016 year (Normies encouraged):
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - 1
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 12
> GPA: 3.25
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 2.3
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 8
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
DROPPED OUT SENPAI
>>27782050
>Parties Attended - 0
>Friends Made - 0
>Women Ravished - 0
>Dates Performed - 0
>Campus Events Attended - 2
>GPA: not USA, don't understand
This the result of 5 semester so far in here. I doubt it'll change very much in the next 5 semesters left.
>>27782118
You probably shouldn't have even bothered, friend.
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 4 or 5
> Friends Made - 3 (temporary)
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 2 (in freshman year)
> GPA: N/A (not USA/UK resident)
> Parties - 10-15
> Friends - 10 (six or seven close)
> Ravished Women - 1
> Dates Performed - 3 as of yesterday
> Campus Events Attended - 10
> GPA: 3.9
>>27782185
Means "Grade Point Average" so basically the mean of all your work
>>27782050
>> Parties Attended - too many
>> Friends Made - lots
>> Women Ravished - 1 (but multiple times)
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - 0
>> GPA: 0.0
I graduated last year. LATER BITCHESSSS
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - ~3 people I casually talk to.
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 4.0
>>27782251
It's 9.1 out of 10 from what I remember. Don't know how that would translate into your grading.
For all 4 years of my college:
> Parties Attended - 2
>> Friends Made - 2
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 1
>> Campus Events Attended - 2
>> GPA: 3.7
>Parties Attended - 3
>Friends made - 2
>Women Ravished - 0
>Dates performed - 1
>Campus Events Attended - 7
>GPA - 3.4
Finals are coming up, and I hate studying but so far it's going pretty wellNow I just need to figure out how to talk to girls
>>27782050
>> Parties Attended - 12
>> Friends Made - 15/20
>> Women Ravished - 3
>> Dates Performed - 2
>> Campus Events Attended - A few
>> GPA: British, not sure what this means
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 1 (required for a class I was taking)
> GPA: 3.96
>>27782050
>Parties Attended - 10
>Friends Made - 1
>Amiable Acquaintances Made - 23
>Women Ravished - 1
>Dates Performed - 0
>Campus Events Attended - 16
>GPA: 3.51
>>27782271
>>27782300
>>27782279
>>27782276
Gold stars for everybody that actually got decent grades in this thread so far
>>27782245
>>27782234
>>27782283
>>27782343
Fucking normies.
Originalius Commentus Maximus.
>>27782118
Same, but my gpa is way lower than yours.
all 0 except campus events which i have attended 3 of. dont know my gpa or how to check. even if i knew how i probably wouldnt anyway.
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> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 1
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: A-
This is my last week of 4 years of undergrad, my life useless.
> Parties Attended - does this include bars with friends? if just parties maybe like 30-25, bars as well like 40-45
> Friends Made - like actually good ones? maybe like 2-3
> Women Ravished - 0, yet made out with at least 10-15 and got my dicked sucked and ate pussy once
> Dates Performed - 0 but trying
> Campus Events Attended - 0 fuck normie clubs
> GPA: 4.0 ive had a good year
graduating as well, not a normie but im going to the gym since november so soon hopefully
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 1 (required)
> GPA: 3.6
Shit sucks, yo.
>>27782659
>not a normie
>made out with at least 10-15 and got my dicked sucked and ate pussy once
choose one and only one, and then fuck off normalfag
I've graduated, but my stats anyways:
> Parties Attended - 3
> Friends Made - 2-ish, although I'm not in contact with them anymore
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - <5, I think a few during freshman year and a job fair during senior year
> GPA: 2.95
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 5
> Friends Made - a lot actually, pretty surprised of my newfound social skills
> Women Ravished - 0 (I did get my dick sucked tho)
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - like 4 or 5
> GPA: 1.3 or something extremely low like that
>>27782050
>0 to all of them.
>GPA: 2.0
>all this "Women Ravished - 0"
Like, literally how hard is it to fuck a chick in uni? There are shitloads of young slutty women.
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 4
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: We don't use gpa here.
At least I have those friends. Oh wait I'm sitting alone like always where are my friends?
>>27782724
im still a virgin though
i have not kidding made out with 50 women in my life (not kiss the botle shit) and about 15 passionately alone at some level. also got my dicked sucked twice and felt up pussy a couple times
yet i cannot do the next step for some reason, maybe its cause im always drunk generally when it happens
if you are a virgin you cannot be a normie at age 22
IDGAF if other parts arent total robot, im a virgin so im a robot
>>27782821
OP Here.
I would ask that you kindly leave this thread and board and never return.
>>27782050
>1
>7-8
>0
>0
>2-3
>3.8
>tfw slowly becoming a normie
> Parties Attended - probably about 10
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 2
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 10-20
Yet I've dated several women, had sex with around 30, and currently have a girlfriend.
I'm a commuter student to a large and relatively well-known university. I've grown up twenty minutes away from the place, so I never got much into college life. Maybe I'd care about it all more if I'd moved away from home and got to experience "muh independence," but I've opted to work hard and save money to do things like travel and buy a motorcycle.
>>27782821
commento originale you fuckbot
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.4
Parties Attended - A lot?
> Friends Made - 4
> Women Ravished - 3
> Dates Performed - 15
> Campus Events Attended - A lot?
> GPA: 3.73
> Friends Made - 1, maybe 2, may end up cutting contact with one of them.
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0 (would like too but I live with my parents and get rides on their way to work and back)
> GPA: 3.0
>TFW business fag so all my classmates are either arabs or poo in loos.
I've met about 3 other white people in business school. Toronto sucks.
>>27782949
>>27782949
I'm going to Toronto in two weeks to hang out with my Original Poo in Loo friend
>>27782118
Same except my GPA is even lower and I'm going to be put on academic suspension for a semester after this one's up
Looking into trade school right now
>>27782949
OP again.
I fucking feel you mate. I'm in business school as well and I can't deal with the fact that I have to respect street shitters and aloha snackbar as fellow colleagues. Our entire student senate looks like it was imported straight from the Middle East
Fucking Jews
>>27782949
which B-school?
>0
>0
>0
>0
>0
>1.8
going to drop out at the end of the semester and kill myself anyway so i dont care
>>27783037
Humber's.
>>27783049
good for you, congrats
>>27783055
North?
if so then yeah, it's a brown and black infested shithole
>Parties Attended 5 or 6
>Friends Made - probs 6
>Women Ravished - o
>Dates Performed - 0
>Campus Events Attended - 1
> GPA: 2.8
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.9 (fucking humanities)
>>27783049
>take out student loans
>kill myself and never pay them back
>Parties attended
0
>Friends made counting people that are friends outside of classes
0
>friends made that only talk to you in class
8
>women ravished
0
>dates performed
0
>campus events attended
0
>GPA
I don't know and I don't care
>>27783095
Yup. Can't wait until I finish.
>>27782118
same my gpa was a 2.2 i think it will go up a bit this semester
SHIT I forgot I should study for final because if I fail that then I fail the class...
SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTI hate studying and can't study for my life
>>27782845
>>27782918
Why would I leave? I just made a simple observation. The fact is it's easier to get laid in uni than any other time in your life. If you still can't manage it there's something deeply wrong with you.
>>27782936
GET
THE
FUCK
O F F
F
F
MY
BOARD
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: N/A (Australian)
Did I win?
Matthew hello
Reveal yourself
>>27783188
My name is Matthew...
>>27783168
>GPA: N/A (Australian)
My guess is you'd compare it to our university, but you sound too retarded to comprehend that.
>GPA 1.22
Yet I still have a job lined up and know autists who got 4.0 who don't know what to do/are unemployable because they forgot to network.
>>27783229
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>>27783168
see competition here
>>27783049
>none
>1
>none
>none
>none
>3.2
> Parties Attended - 0; Invited to 3
> Friends Made - 5
> Women Ravished - 0; Gay af senpai
> Men Ravished - 1 by choice, 3 not by choice
> Dates Performed - At least 30
> Campus Events Attended - 6
> GPA: 3.26
Second semester transfer in engineering, I hate myself.
>>27782050
I graduated last year but
>tfw had sex with 3 girls during frosh week
>didn't get laid once in the next 4 years
Frosh week really screwed with my expectations.
>>27783249
Sorry, you must be looking for a different Matthew. I'm in Alaska.
There are too many Matthews in the world...
>>27783282
damn maybe i should have gone to a normal college for my first year and not a community college
>>27783314
>college
>Alaska
Yeah right
>>27783278
How did you ravish 3 people against your will?
>>27783004
>tfw on academic probation
>family is poor working class
>lost all my grants
If I don't get a job in five months am fucked
>>27782821
>the "acting retarded on purpose" meme died a long time ago bruh
>>27783328
Other way round, anon.
>>27783352
What is the identity of the use that you are quoting?
>be 33 yo college dropout
>run successful business
>live in large college town
>date and hook up with college girls
move in week is always fun with all those young 18/19 year old freshmen
>>27782050
This needs to include major desu
For 2015/2016:
>Parties Attended - lots
>Friends Made - 3
>Wo(men) Ravished - 1
>Dates Performed - a few
>Campus Events Attended - 0
>GPA: 3.59
>Major - Biopsychology
>>27782050
>parties attended: 0
>friends made: 2
>women ravished: 0
>dates performed: 0
>campus events attended: 0
>GPA: 3.0
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 5? Can't remember
> GPA: 3.2
> Parties attended - 0
> Friends made - 0
> Women ravished - 0
> Dates performed - 0
> Campus Events - 0
> GPA: 2.9
I'm failing math this semester I can feel it
>>27783049
>0
>0
>0
>0
>0
>1.5
Am not going to give up yet!
>>27783448
OP Here.
The world wouldn't benefit from your quick and summary destruction, but it would make me smile.
>>27782050
>Other robots at University, let's compare stats for the 2015-2016 year (Normies encouraged):
>> Parties Attended - 0
>> Friends Made - 10
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - 1
>> GPA: 7.5/9.0 (projected)
>Parties attended - 5
>Friends Made - 1 (real one)
>Women Ravished - 0
>Dates Performed - 0
>Campus Events Attended - a lot
>GPA: 3.83
I'm near the top of my class but I'm transferring out simply because I can't stand being around the normies here.
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA - 0
I dropped out back in high school. I'm unemployed, and my parents are threatening to kick me out. I should probably kill myself.
>>27783157
The fact is that I make your yearly salary in a week so does that mean there's something wrong with you?
Well there probably is but either way you need to fuck off
>>27784152
>GPA out of 9
What uni do you go to? My school has the same system, I hate it
I go to UVIC
>>27784242
Yet there are likely people out there that make your yearly salary in a week. Getting laid is a universal human experience.
>>27782050
>> Parties Attended - 0
>> Friends Made - 0
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - 0
>> GPA: 2.2
3 years in. I don't know why I even decided to show up.
>>27784313
Lmfao so it's not even important then
Whereas I have access to many more things and people than you will ever have
And if I was desperate to get laid, I could hire a prostitute that is more attractive than any girl you've ever fucked
Isn't it funny how money makes you so much better than other people?
>> Parties Attended - 0
>> Friends Made - 2
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - 0
>> GPA: 3.78
Friends needs to be put in huge quotation marks.
>>27784352
lmao just another faggot with a fake little internet personality
>>27782050
>> Parties Attended - 0
>> Friends Made - 0
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - 0
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 1 (with ex gf )
> Campus Events Attended - 0
>6,85 score out of 10
>>27782353
>anything below a 4.0
>decent
fucking leave you normie shit
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 1
> GPA: 2.9
I already dropped out once in 2012, dunno why I'm back in
>>27784352
Lol @ this virgin manchild rage. Bottom line is that you are a low tier human being that no woman wants to touch.
>b-b-but muh prostitutes
Thanks for proving my point. :^)
> Parties Attended - 2
> Friends Made - 15+
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 3
> Campus Events Attended - 15
> GPA: 3.75
Feels good man.
>>27782050
>Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0 What counts as a friend? Somebody you say hey to when class starts?
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.3
hard to meet people when you commute across the city and are home by 1pm
Parties Attended - I don't really know, like 7 or 8 maybe?
Friends made - 4 good ones
Women ravished - 0
Dates performed - 4
campus events attended - no clue
gpa - 2.6
>>27782118
Same, no GPA to speak of though as I'm a Eurocuck
>>27783157
walk me through how you meet a girl without approaching someone randomly as they walk through campus or talking mid-lecture
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 1
> GPA: 3.33
>lets go to university so that I can have the "college experience"
I'm a fucking idiot.
>>27782050
>Parties attended - around 7
>friends made - about 10 really good friends, dozens of acquaintances
>women ravished - 2
>dates performed - 4
>campus events attended - I can't even count, but probably around 30-40
>GPA: 4.0
I'm a freshman
>>27783095
I'm white
Going there for Computer Programming next September
How fucked am I?
>>27782050
>> Parties Attended - 0
>> Friends Made - 0
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - only the obrigatory ones
>> Chads BTFO - 1
>> GPA: MAX
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 4.2
;-;
>Parties attended - 1
>friends made - 1-2 (almost everyone if my classroom is cool, I have two good friends too)
>women ravished - 0
>dates performed - 0
>campus events attended - 2-3
>GPA: 4.0
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - (-2)
> Friends Made - lots
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - lots
> GPA: 3.00
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 2
> GPA: 2.9
>parties attended: 0
>friends made: 0, roommate and most of the hall probably think I'm going to kill them
>women ravished: 0
>dates performed: 0
>campus events attended: 0
>GPA: 3.3-3.5ish
I go to a shit, normie ridden party school.
I gave up on making friends early on and have focused solely on my studies and not getting too down on myself, so I can graduate and start a masters as soon as possible. When I'm bored, I just shitpost or find new music to listen to.
how the fuck do you make friends???????
People ITT with 0 women ravished and/or dates performed, at what point is it appropriate to just give up on getting a girlfriend and satiating that natural desire for kinship?
>>27783157 is absolutely right. If we can't manage to make friends and lose our virginities in college, we're practically never going to.
> Parties Attended - 10ish
> Friends Made - shitloads, at least 20 close people with whom I do things regularly
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - like a hundred
> GPA: 2.25
I can perform basic social interaction but always manage to spill my spaghetti when it comes to romantic situations. This semester I'm retaking failed courses and the F's get replaced with the new grade so the GPA is misleading
> Parties Attended - More than 100
> Friends Made - Around 80
> Women Ravished - 2
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - Around 20
> GPA: 3.09
>>27782050
>> Parties Attended - 0
>> Friends Made - 0
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - 0
>> GPA: 3.9 something but doesn't matter because I'm a PhD student
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 2
> Women Ravished - 0
> Guys Ravished - 2
> Dates Performed - 2
> Campus Events Attended - 6
> GPA: 2.1
Why doesn't it matter? Excuse my ignorance
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - Depends on how you define "friend"
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0, I think
> GPA: 3.66
>>27782050
>Parties
0
>Friends
6
>Women "ravished"
30ish
>Dates
Like proper dates? A hundred or so. But if you count hook ups it effectively doubles.
>Events
0
>GPA
3.88
Michigan State.
>>27782050
>Parties attended- countless
> Friends made- real friends idk but an extremely high amount of people met
> Women Ravished- upwards of 5 I think but I've never counted
> Dates performed- 1
> Campus events attended- tons
> GPA-around 2.8
Do you lads think college is easy? Class strategies?
>>27782050
>> Parties Attended - 2
>> Friends Made - 3
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - 5
>> GPA: 4.8
I can live with being a loser but not with being a retard with low academic performance
> Parties Attended - 5 or 6 I guess.
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 1.6
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 4
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.9
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 1
> GPA: 2.1
When I first got to school I thought I'd go to an event and make some friends and escape the robot life. But when I got there I realized how out of place I was and immediately left.
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - 1
> Women Ravished : -1, got dumped
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 2
> GPA: not an amerifat, but it would be close to 4.0
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 5 during the first semesters. 0 right now.
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 3
> GPA: 2.9
>>27782050
its community college so these things are definitely harder to come by but here you go
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.4
>Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 1
> GPA: 2.0
I've not been to college in two years, but I did three years at a community college. I've spent the last two years alternating between wagecucking and being NEET, mostly being NEET. I am moving to university in a week though, an associates degree is absolutely worthless.
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 1
> Dates Performed - 1
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 1.9
I also had sex with an ex girlfriend from high school, I don't know if that counts for college or not. On one hand we met because of high school and our interactions then are what lead us to fuck, at the same time if we didn't go to the same community college we may very well have never contacted one another again.
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 1 (sex with an escort)
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.2-3.4 something
what keep you going, robots?
>>27782274
3.6ish out of 4
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 30ish
> Friends Made - 5 or so good friends
> Women Ravished - 8, I was in a relationship for the first 9 months of the year though so that dragged my score down
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - Like 3-5 a week if you count weekly rock-climbing and dorm pub nights
> GPA: Not US, fuck knows. Doing well though.
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 5 or 6, but most of them weren't real parties
> Friends Made - like 8 proper ones, and like 10-15 "friends"
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 3 or something
> GPA: High I think? I'm not in the US.
> Parties Attended - 4
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 1
> Campus Events Attended - 1 or 2
> GPA: I'm UK, no idea.
>>27787178
Pay attention, read your books, do your assignments
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - 5 kinda friends who are just my flatmates, no one close who I can stay with next year because they all have their own friendgroups already
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - Under 4
> GPA: Not American so don't know how this works
>>
what now
nothing
>>27782050
>Parties attended - 0
>Friends made - 3
>Women ravished - 0
>Dates performed - 0
>Campus Events Attended - 1, I think
>GPA 2.5
Living the dream...
I'm a failed normie.
Parties attended: over 15
friends made: like 50ish i guess, don't really talk to them but.
Women ravished: 0
dates performed: 0
campus events attended: 3
GPA: 5.3
>>27793740
>tumblr
Time to fuck off, lad.
>>27793772
>implying i actually visit tumblr.
get that cactus out of your bum bum, I saw the link and didn't change the filename get memed good sir
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 5-6
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.9
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.7
>Parties attended: 1
>Friends made: 3
>Women ravished: 0
>Dates performed: 0
>Campus events attended: 0
>GPA: 3.7
>>27783448
Oh shit what are you doing on this board
>>27795354
trolling, what are you doing?
>>27782050
>Parties Attended - 0
>Friends Made - -2
>Women Ravished - 0
>Dates Performed - 0
>Campus Events Attended - 3?
>GPA: dropping out so it doesn't matter, was pretty low
A lot
A lot
0
0
0
3.1
I'm unconventionally social I suppose.
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 3
> GPA: 3.54
Even thought I am doing really well in class, my complete and total lack of a social life is hurting me deeply inside.
That said, at the Church I attend, the Priest's daughter there is really pretty and (I assume, based on her parents) quite smart, and my age; however, I am way too intimidated to ever ask her out despite that I view her as almost entirely perfect.
>>27782050
>> Parties Attended - 2
>> Friends Made - 1
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - 0
>> GPA: 2.5
>>27795464
>way too intimidated
>view her as almost entirely perfect.
These two are related. Don't put the pussy on a pedestal, as the saying goes. Don't worry about it though, if she was interested she'd be all over you. She's not interested, she can do better, and she knows it.
>>27795622
I only saw her once though.
>tfw I caught her looking at me over her coffee mug three times
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 2.68
I'm going to drop out before I kill myself desu.
>>27795654
>I only saw her once though.
Why isn't the priests daughter attending church every week?
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - At least 10 maybe more
> Friends Made - 14
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - All the ones that give free food when I can
> GPA: 2.9
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - n/a
> Friends Made - (-2)
> Women Ravished - n/a
> Dates Performed - n/a
> Campus Events Attended - n/a
> GPA: 3.0 (not autistic enough)
>>27795763
She is at a college a good distance away (though, for some reason the Priest told me she might be coming to the Uni I am going to because it is closer; that he told me has been causing me to panic because I think he knows I like his daughter).
Ready for this switch up robots?
> parties attended - maybe 6-7
> friends made - ( -2)
> women ravished - 11
> Dates performed - 10
> campus events attended - 1
>GPA - 4.0
>>27795937
I should add I am NOT a Chad. I go to the biggest chaddiest college in America (FSU) and virtually everyone hates me and I regularly get my shit kicked in.
>>27795886
>that he told me has been causing me to panic because I think he knows I like his daughter).
Stop assuming you know what people are thinking. That shit will trigger your anxiety. If she does come to your uni, this is a golden opportunity to make a female friend. Ask her out of course, and if she says anything but yes, forget about the love and keep her around. If anything it'll be nice to have someone to talk to. As long as you don't orbit of course. NEVER ORBIT. Be a man about your feelings and keep that shit in check.
> Parties Attended - 2
> Friends Made - 0
Lost pretty much all of them, if I'm honest.
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended -
Not really sure about this one. I go to almost whatever I get emails about if they mention free food, then I take some food and pretend to get a phone call and sneak out.
> GPA: 2.xx
I'm too scared to check.
Probably got kicked out of school, but I'm too scared to check that too.
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - 4 (A tremendous achievement)
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 5
> GPA: 3.16
>>27796018
>Stop assuming you know what people are thinking
I have non-meme OCD, it is a little harder than that when I can't even stop thinking about why I can't stop vividly imagining myself using an artillery piece to shell and orphanage.
>>27795886
If you can you should give it a try, you'll regret it if you do (and it goes bad) and you'll regret it if you don't.
Though, if it goes well you have a qt gf. The potential benefits outweight the potential losses.
>>27782050
>Parties Attended - 15
>Friends Made - 5
>Women Ravished - 0
>Dates Performed - 0
>Campus Events Attended - 1
>GPA: roughly 3.6 in burger terms, not that it matters much.
>BONUS ROUND: Lectures Attended - 15
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 7-8
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 10+
> GPA: 4.0
This cyborg life hurts.
Fuck these threads they're just a place for chads to come and display their dominance
>parties
0
>friends
0
>women ravished
0
>dates performed
0
>campus events attended
0
>GPA
4.0
I like to think the chads with high GPA's are in a meme major like communications but that's probably just a defense mechanism against the cognitive dissonance that some people have everything I have but more
>>27782118
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 5
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 2
> GPA: 4.0
>>
I'm pretty normie desu
> Parties Attended - a lot
> Friends Made - like 10?
> Women Ravished - 3
> Dates Performed - 1
> Campus Events Attended - a lot
> GPA: I dont wanna talk about it
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 9-10 (basketball and football games by myself.)
> GPA: 3.03
A U
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>>27782050
>> Parties Attended - ~5
>> Friends Made - 4
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 0
>> Campus Events Attended - 0
>> GPA: 3.32
I just went to the parties, got shitfaced, and used that as an excuse to feel up girls. Feels degenerate man
>> Parties Attended - 10+ dorm parties, zero frat
>> Friends Made - 10 close, 40+ acquaintances
>> Women Ravished - 0
>> Dates Performed - 1
>> Campus Events Attended - ~5? Genuinely dont know
>> GPA: 3.5
> >4-5
> >7 close friends, 40+ friends
> >3
> >7
> >4-5? Fuck events. They're a waste of time
> >3.23
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 9
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.0
I talked to a girl a few times. That was nice but that's about as close as I'll ever get.
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 3.6
At least I got an internship at PwC by putting on my normie face...
>>27782821
they are all surrounded by cute guys so I'm nothing
>15 or so
>30
>11
>Not sure
>6
>3.0
No e-stat, you can make it too bros
> Parties Attended - a few but not from school
> Friends Made - like 2 and a half
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 5
> GPA: 3.925
grad school though
>>27782050
Parties - 0
Friends - made a few, none lasted 0
Women ravished - 0
Dates performed - 0
Events attended - 0
GPA - I'm Euro I dont understand this. But I have a history major. So not good.
thinking about this makes me want to cut to normies. I fucking want to cut them into tiny little pieces. Or hang them by their own intestines till they die. I've also just played with the idea of just starting punching someone untill there is nothing left but a pulp of blood and broken bones.
> Parties Attended - 9
> Friends Made - 5
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 5
> Campus Events Attended - 2
> GPA: 2.0
this is my life
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 1.9, dropped out
>>27799448
>sonic
L E L
>parties attended: 0
>friends made: I'd say a solid 3, maybe as many as 5
>women ravished: 1
>dates performed: ravishing my gf, too many dates to count
>Campus events: I dunno, 5?
>gpa: 3.4
How to consentually ravage a women in uni?
>>27782050
I want to join this thread so Ill use my old stats. I went to community college before I transferred. I was a no friends, never had a gf, khv there too.
2009-2011 (university career stats)
> Parties Attended: 5-7
> Friends Made : 2
> Women Ravished: 0
> Dates Performed: 0
> Campus Events Attended: 0
> GPA: 3.69
Never heard from my so called "friends" again after graduating. I emailed them a couple of times and they responded, but it felt like they didnt want anything to do with me, so I haven't contacted them since 2012.
I majored in political science and history. Law school isn't the path to big bucks anymore (unless you get into HYPS), and grad school seems like a sure-fire path to poverty, so Im currently doing nothing with my life besides working a near min wage job and living at home.
>>27782050
Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 2
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 1
> Campus Events Attended - 1
> GPA: 3.3
