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A catfished a Muslim girl and she found out. But instead of hating
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A catfished a Muslim girl and she found out. But instead of hating me or leaving me, she still wants to be with me. What do?
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post her pic

is she hot

if so go out with her
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Muslim girls on the internet always seem so innocent and pure. Too bad I hate talking to people with shitty English so I always end up dropping them
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This is her. Had to type more bullshit to be original.
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she just wants to behead you in the name of Aloha Snackbar, don't do it mi familia
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She gonna blow you up, frenchy
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>>27781469
she's planning some kind of fucked up twisted revenge. be safe out there anon.
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I can post her vagina if anyone wants it. I'm not responsible if you get a bomb in your mail one day though.
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>>27781586
how unfortunate this situation is
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>>27781740
post pls

orginal
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STOP TALKING TO HER
She's only going to try to convert you.
That's what pretty Christian girls do here, they lure you in with their looks then they hit you with the "Are you Christian? Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior?"

She'll probably try to get you to join ISIS, shaking my head.
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>>27781740
do it faggot

original comment
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>>27781785

Gotta get dubs bud

>>27781848

>he thinks ISIS is Islamist and not funded by outside countries to fight for communism against the Syrian rebels
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>>27781878
Fuck dubs
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>>27781899
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
There it is
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>>27781740
For the love of god post it
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>>27781899
Here you go mate.

>tfw virgin 18 year old Muslim is a roastie
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>>27781740
Tits pls, for allah
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>>27781984
I second this
dubs get
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>>27781945
that is the smallest adult labia I have ever seen in my entire life, wow

how old is she?
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>>27781984
>>27782014
Double dubs, let it be done.
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>>27781984

No dice. Sorry family.
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>>27782047
Ask her without the allah part, you sperg
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>>27782029

I don't know. One day she says she's 18 the next she's 20, the next she's 21, etc.
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>>27782076
She's counter cat fishing you, it's a man baby. If you send ur real information they'll blackmail you with it.
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>>27782047
Keep trying. Future husband deserves to see his properties tits.
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>>27782047
>for allah
Robots, everyone.
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>>27782073

The retard is getting smart lip with me. It usually takes a day or two of ignoring her to put her back in her place and she will do anything I say. Sorry family.
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>>27781586
GGG-GAME ON!!!
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>>27782119

I had more pictures of her with my name on her cheek, but I deleted them when she caught my catfish and thought she'd never speak to me again. She's Moroccan but lives in France. I'm American. Her Mother is terminally ill. I always tell her to say hi for me.
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>>27782198
Shes giving in, almost there. She has some DSL you have to admit
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>>27782324

Yeah she hasn't responded. In the meantime, here's a Thai girl. Dubs for her pussy. I do my catfishing on InterPals btw
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>>27782198
I believe in you OP, you got this, lets see some original tits
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>tits
>for allah

LELPD HARD
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>>27782418
what's your pattern for nudes? I have a catfish there and plenty of qts but I never manage to get nudes
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>>27782478

I don't really know. I'm 22 and have been catfishing girls since I was 15-16. Started on Mocospace. Guess I'm kind of an internet Casanova. I have about a 90% success rate at getting girls to fall for me. And about a 50% success rate at nudes.
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>>27782268
Has she said anything to you about money?

Has she said that her family is struggling financially?
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>>27782509
You are a gentleman and a scholar OP.

Tell her jeezus is way better
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>>27782509
Do you have a pic you use that they think you look like?
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>>27782516

Nope. She always talks about marriage though and she wants me to move there. She doesn't want to come to America. The only girls that really have asked me for money are the SEA girls. I sometimes even get a girl to order me pizza.
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>>27782509
those skills should translate to normal relationships very well

is it your appearance that is the problem?
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>>27782418
Nice, means shes taking the pic, God is great.
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>>27782543
I normally use average looking guys. Nothing too suspicious or "too good to be true". I just keep clicking on friends of friends on Facebook until i find a guy with plenty of pics and I will make up a persona, create an InterPals account, set up a Kik, etc. Will get around 3-4 girlfriends I can handle at a time and then move on after a few months. I use my own body and dick shots. I just have a hideous fat face. Feels bad man. But the "I never show my face in nudes" works on most girls. Cause they understand.
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>>27782509
Do you organize their nudes in folders by country?
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>>27782555
Here's the Thai pussy you ordered.

I've had horrible irl relationships. I'm a different person. I've mostly been told I'm too insecure (jealousy issues) and I don't show any affection in public. I like catfishing more. I can make up new identities and have fun without getting attached. It's like acting.

Still no reply from Muslim girl.
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>>27782599
Nope. It's just all in the Kik folder. I delete most of them after I'm through with them to prevent attachments. I don't really get quality nudes as you can tell. They are normal people, not Instagram whores.
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>>27782648
Tits of Thai girl. Face coming to you anons can fap to the whole package
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>>27782762
Face.

Still no reply from Muslim girl. Guess she fucked off or fell asleep. Anyways. I'm going to search for my next new face on Facebook and find me some more victims.
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>>27782648
Ever thought about meeting someone you catfished or really started liking them?
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I wish I could bury my face into the ass of this girl. Mixed girl from NYC. She's a "virgin" and a robot personality too. I would marry her 10/10 but can't get attached. This is all acting.
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>>27782810

Didn't see that. Look at >>27782827
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>>27782827
More of her. Also she's a mulatto or what?
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>>27782827
Where do you tell people you are from typically?
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I still got pics of the first girl I catfished, mostly because I fell in love with her and I kept it going for 3 years. Learned my lesson. No nudity so nothing illegal
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>>27781586

Ugly but those DSL hnnng
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Forgot one last pic of Thai girl

>>27782917
No, she's half black half Nicaraguan. I got some but nothing good. Shy girl.

>>27782923
Usually somewhere along the east coast to keep the same time zone. Mostly DC or NYC.
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>>27782927
that's a man, fampai
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>>27782989

Actually she was 18 when I blackmailed her for nudes. I found out where her Father lived and told her to show me her tits and pussy or else I'd show him everything.

This is what a realistic vagina looks like that wasn't prepared for a photo
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>>27782927
How do you select girls? Send out lots of messages and see who replies or are you selective? Prefer particularly countries? What have you learned about women?
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>>27781586
W-whats her kik
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You're fucked up, OP.
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>>27783087

Pretty much anybody I find attractive. I have weird taste though. I mostly like little petite girls that look vulnerable. Mostly why most of my girls are from SEA.

Girls are a lot like puppies. They require a lot of attention. The second you stop they will find another man to give it to them. 99% of the reason girls leave me is because they started talking to another guy while I was asleep or at work.

Tits of my first girl. Just taking screenshots on my phone from my old dropbox. Sorry for cropping.
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>>27781586
It's a Muslim mycherrycrush

Go for it Opie
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>>27783071
is the white crap in her pussy smegma .
please tell me i am wrong
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>>27783184
Discharge probably.
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>>27782648
TIGHT
I
G
H
T
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>>27781740
Please post her in hijab/tiddies
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>>27783197

She finally delivered but when I click the image, it says failed to load, try again in a few minutes. What do?
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>>27783154
Do you ever make promises to these girls or feel guilty for things like threatening to show her father nudes to get more?
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>>27783224
Upload to imgur and drop the link here
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>>27783224
allahu akbar. What is the most effective way to get these girls to like you?
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>>27783279
Got it working. Had to force close Kik and reopen.

>>27783270
Meh I usually break up with them without ever coming clean or anything. But when they find out, I still get embarrassed/feel like shit.
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>>27783297

Pretend to be interested in Islam and then talk about marriage. If they aren't interested then they will immediately tell you, else they are sluts like every other woman.
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Top kek.

I really don't know what to say to her anymore.
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>>27783310
Mmmm
Saved btw
Any pics of her in a hijab?
Hijabs are my biggest fetish
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>>27783310
One looks bigger than the other but not bad at all, OP delivers.

Do you think picking up these girls is so easy because they think you're a white american? Wonder how easy it would be pretending to be someone from their own country/race
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How do you even find these women OP wwwwww
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>>27783370
Post the best nudes you have
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>>27783379
I used to but as I said earlier I deleted most of her pictures.


>>27783384
Pretty much. I've never tried that. I couldn't keep up with the time zones. They would catch on quick.
Here's me getting rid of Thai chick. She didn't reply in like 15 minutes so I went off on her. Top kek.
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op why aren't you in a mental hospital?
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>>27783384

We got played anons. I'm sorry I let you down.
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>>27783462
TO
AS
TY

RO
AS
TIE

DUDE JUST
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What are you doing with your life OP? It's me, your conscious. You're doing nothing with your life. You are wasting time. You are being a net drain on society. Everything bad that happens is because of people like you, so that's why you need to get your shit together. Stop with this antisocial behavior. I'm sure later there will be good reason for a real revolution, but for now just be cool okay. Alright, I'll keep in touch with you okay?
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Told >>27783483
You >>27782119
Nigger >>27782268
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>>27783462
Because mental hospitals are for people with mental illnesses.
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>>27783483
LMAO i like this chick
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I've never used Interpals. How do I get girls to fall in love with me over it, OP? A spoonfeeding guide for retards would be appreciated. Have this story in exchange:

>have bosnian christian friend
>he ends up crushing on some muslim girl
>hits it off with her, but her parents are ultra-conservative
>not allowed to socialize with a man who isn't her husband
>the two get married, at age ~19
>are consequently able to date
>get divorced two weeks later
>asked him why
>turns out he lied to her and her family and said he was a Muslim; they found out he wasn't
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>>27783541

And cat-fishing people for 3 years isn't exactly something a sane person would do. A sane person wouldn't cat-fish in general.

Seek help, mate.
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>>27783569
I've been using interpals for about 5 days.
The number of qt Asian girls that are messaging me is insane.
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>>27783580

I've been doing this for almost 7 years son. I was having emo girls on Mocospace spread their pussies for me while you were probably somewhere playing Pokemon. I wish I was underage again. Teens are so easy.
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>>27783483

ROFL


Congratulations op you played yourself
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>>27783622
Everyone looks so young, is there many 25+ people on there?
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>>27781469
>little did anon know that he was the one getting catfished all along!
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>>27783648

Seek help my man, you aren't all good in that noggin of yours.
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>>27783665
Well I'm 18 and I've got a 28 and 26 year old girls from Thailand messaging me
There's quite a few yeah, you can filter who can contact you by age anyway
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I just want to say that I think it's fine and Im slightly interested in more stories
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>>27783696

Look where you are right now. Are you supposed to be a normie yourself? I doubt it.
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If you guys wanna try hard mode, try getting a girl on Omegle under Tumblr interests. Got this fat feminist from Oregon.
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>>27783156
Nigger. You're fucking spot on with that.
Holy shit.
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>>27783744
I'm far from a normie and have my own problems, but at least I'm not this completely fucked up where i run along and cat-fish girls including underage girls for years at a time.
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>>27781945
Lies this was posted days ago, or your an attention whore faggot

Oh wait tripfag, nevermind
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>>27783750
I also got nudes from a girl on that Cards Against Humanity online game that gets spammed about on Imgur.
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>>27783829

I was posting it. Nobody seemed to care. I'm only tripfagging so you know who is OP.
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>>27783834
Damn, she has a pretty face. More of this
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>>27783483
OP, stacies can tell when they're being played by betas. They only want chads to tease them
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>>27783862
There you go.

>>27782917
I may have a face to >>27782827 if you're still here.
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>>27783912

She has pulled that 3-4 times already and comes back saying she lied. Not even mad.
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>>27783834
Not even joking op, please tell me her name.
She looks exactly, and I mean exactly like my ex.
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Stories of times I got caught. I met this girl online. She was a real qt and I let my guard up. I sometimes got mixed up between my own real life and the persona created of my profile. She caught on called my bluff. She was one of the few girls I showed my real face to because I had some feelings. She continued to invite all of her friends into a group chat to call me a warthog. Worst feels ever
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>>27783529
Do you think that OP has brain that is capable of understanding your wisdom. I mean look at him being a complete beta player autist around women. He's getting cucked with fake nudes lol.
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>>27783940
how do you do it anon ? can you give a beginner a tip?
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>>27784027

She said her name was Kim. All I remember.
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>>27783750
what interests specifically, just tumblr? im down to give it a shot, haven't gotten girls off omegle in a minute
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>>27784030

lmao

warthog
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>>27784107

Yep. It's the only interest hat has females on Omegle really.

>>27784056
You don't think women catfish? Lol. You win some and you lose some.
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>>27784081
Where did she live?
We're getting somewhere
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How did you start talking to a Muslim girl OP? I too am pretty good at getting girls to fall for me online, but I've never talked to a Muslim girl before. Seems like a challenge.
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>>27784145

I don't remember. It was over a year ago.

>>27784076

I don't know. Just act casual. Joke about being together and sexual stuff first. Then start to be serious. Make them think it's real serious. And then sort of sneak some nudes in there. Sometimes I will send a dick pick first and tell them they owe me.
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how would you feel if a man cat fished you OP?
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>>27784194

I've had it happen before. I don't mind it. I don't really sext or anything. Don't mind if a man jacks off to my junk either.
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Robot girl just from Snapchat
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>>27784215
How old are you? The women you catfish all seem very young/immature
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>>27781945
>virgin
>shaves
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>>27784272

I'm 22 family. I'm thinking of going for harder game this round. Something like pic related maybe.
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>>27784296

All Muslims shave my friend. It's part of their Sharia. Muslims value hygiene a lot. Shave the pubes and armpits. Men get circumcised.
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>>27784302
Do you just find them on Omegle?
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>>27781586
Niggur that's Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite
Don't hit op, that mudshit's ugly
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>>27784376

InterPals. Mostly SEA and Europeans, so I'm not stuck in the same time zone having to talk to them all damn day.
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>>27781740
you're so shitty...
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Anyways. It's late. Maybe I'll make another thread in the future and be better prepared. Thinking of making a new profile this week to attract some European women. Godspeed anons
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>>27784486
Godspeed to you too. I'm into catfishing too, but my game's been pretty lacking lately.
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>>27781586
Don't do it, op

Her 6 brothers are waiting to skin you and hang you above the gates of your city
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>>27781586
A Muslim Beaner
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