ask a 29 year old khv anything.
I'm a shut in and I have not showered in 4 weeks.
>>27779164
What's your favorite anime, senpai?
>>27779164
How are you a khv at almost 30 when you've got Chad looks?
Will you give me a no homo kiss?
>>27779184
Ghost in the Shell:SAC
>>27779195
>Chad looks
Dont be silly
>>27779222
Dude, kiss me. What the fuck are you doing responding to those faggots?
You kinda look like keanu reeves from the bill and ted movies.
I'm a femanon lurker, don't often reply...but man. You arent a bad lookin guy. With a bit of grooming and a couple good meals you could totes be a 7.5-8/10.
So here's the question.....what is ACTUALLY wrong with you? Amputee? Covered in warts? Alligator skin? Irritating idiosyncrasies?
Are you literally diagnosed as autistic?
Theres no way you should be KHV at 29 with a face like that.
>>27779164
At least you had the courtesy to take your lip rings out before taking this snapchat selfie, faggot
If you didnt have mental problems like everyone else on here id date you.
Youre a cutie.
why are you wearing a polo
that's not comfy shut-in clothing
>>27779164
jon snow/10
>>27779222
While he does look breddy gud, he is no chad.
>>27779260
>>27779269
Im gay but thanks, I guess
>>27779164
Those lips. THOSE SEXY SOFT UNKISSED LIPS!!!
Let me sit my twat right down on it and go for a moustache ride!!!
>>27779277
>has never worn a comfy polo
>>27779164
>all these handsome guys complaining on r9k
What the fuck is wrong with you, people? At least make some better quality bait for fuck's sake.
>that pic
>29 y/o khv
Do you people think we're retarded enough to believe that shit?
>>27779294
You jealous, family? He needs to cut that greasy mop off his head and he's an 8.
>>27779164
what's your living situation like? Also has anyone ever expressed romantic interest towards you?
>>27779299
but anon, homosexuality is a mental illness
>>27779303
>Let me sit my twat right down on it and go for a moustache ride!!!
>implying a female wrote this
>>27779317
>implying I'M handsome
and even if this guy is good looking (which he is, I won't deny) it doesn't mean he has doesn't have other issues
>>27779164
Merry me
Fuck ur sooo hot
no homo
>>27779306
I guess I haven't
when I'm indoors for long periods of times I love sweatpants and a nice cotton t-shirt or sweater
>>27779299
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Why are the rugged lookin dudes gay nowadays. Used to be you could pick em out so easily. Now I have to spend my time guessing and trying to get the guys to come to me!
If i slapped on a strapon for a good peg-off would you change your mind?
>>27779164
Looking forward to your wizard powers, senpai?
>>27779200
I might if you were a girl or a passable trap.
>>27779260
Maybe its just the angle, pretty sure my face isnt that great. I took the pic to show my greesy unwashed hair and dirty shirt with spaghetti o stains and dandruff.
But to answer your question anyway, I'm just too shy. I was super nervous and shy around girls in middle school and never matured passed that point. So basically I'm the epitome of a manchild.
>>27779164
PLEASE
BE
MY
BOYFRIEND
DESU
>>27779303
>>27779363
>i'm a gurl, i swear
>>27779164
This is you are 50.
Keabu reeves
I want to breed with you im not even female
>>27779164
>I have not showered in 4 weeks
As long as you haven't pooped in those 4 weeks, that's pretty hot.
I like my men a little dirty.
>>27779381
wait, so >>27779299 isn't you?
>>27779381
Manchildren are the best, tho!
I mean yeah they need to be shown some shit at first but once they get in the swing of things they make amazing SO's... And dear lord they can bust a bed when they start bangin'
>>27779346
>implying you're not handsome
You fucking are. If that's you in the pic.
What the fuck, r9k. I swear, the majority of "robots" are just failed normies.
>>27779440
Agreed. And most are 7+/10.
They either had shitty upbringing or too many failed life experiences.
Either way....someone needs to buy these guys some pussy so they can become the chads they were meant to be and get off the robot board
>>27779269
Thats fine, I dont really care about having a GF anymore. I gave up several years ago and accepted my fate.
>>27779277
Cause its a shirt and I found it.
>>27779303
>soft
My lips are always chapped. very chapped and they always bleed from cracking. So no they arent soft and I dont think that would be as enjoyable as you think.
>>27779317
>looks are everything
>>27779323
I live with my parents. They are NEET enablers and allowing me to waste away in the basement. I live in some pretty legit filth, trash and stuff everywhere. Pretty much spend every waking hour on my PC. Two girls have shown interest me online before but they quickly lost interest when they realized I was a boring piece of shit and had nothing to offer.
>>27779368
Yes.
>>27779390
Poor baby. Get rid of your neckbeard and lose the smelly skin apron and maybe YOU could be a failed chad.
I swear these guys post pictures like dis to b8 chicks out of lurking our board and saying something.
>>27779363
That wasnt me who made that reply.
>>27779385
ok
>>27779401
Im more than a little dirty and yes I have pooped.
>>27779409
No that wasnt me.
>>27779471
Get outta da basement. Some poor lonely chick is gonna see you as a work in project or at the very least a rescue case and you can bask in the glory that women refuse to give to me....
>>27779164
you look like sad keanu
are you a hapa ?
>>27779471
Looks obviously aren't everything, but they're definitely something. I find it quite peculiar to be a hikki khv with such good looks.
Say more about your childhood, I'm quite interested.
Got enough ppl here sayin you look like the almighty Neo.
He started off a shut in too, now look at him. He is THE ONE.
Don't give up Keanubro.
Moar pics pls
>>27779565
I dont really believe the "rescue girl" fairy tale meme. It sounds nice though.
>>27779592
I dont even know my roots.
>>27779628
Theres not much to my childhood. I was a shy nerd in school and when I graduated high school I withdrew.
>>27779694
I dont really like all this adulation
>>27779565
You should watch Welcome to the N.H.K. If you haven't, but I'm sure you have
>>27779649
I dont really see the resemblance desu
>>27779832
Everyone else does! Just roll with it Neo. He didn't think he was the one either!
>>27779935
Youre funny.
>>27779997
Yeah but looks aren't everything. The double trips never lie.
>>27779440
>failed normie
and the failure was catastrophic, too.
>>27779164
What's your ideal gf?
>>27780610
Oh this gunna be good!
>>27780634
Hey, can you please settle down? You've been causing a ruckus for ages, now.
>>27780610
A girl
with boobs who wont cuck me
>>27780666
Get thee back, satan! You have no power here!!
>>27779164
You have a very pretty face. Consider shaving and you would be 10/10
>>27780732
Oh come on, if that were the case you definitely wouldn't have been single for this long. What have your experiences been like with girls? Be honest please.
>>27779719
>i don't even know my roots
how is that possible? were you adopted?
>>27780732
I have bewbs. But they belong to my cat ATM, pillows for naptime as you can see.
>>27780666
>>27780748
what the heck is going on
>>27780767
Shaving seems like a waste of time anymore because it just comes back a day later. what you see in my pic is 3 days after shaving.
>>27780666
>satan telling other people to stop causing trouble
>>27780838
Fuck off you shamless whore. End yourself.
>>27780732
but the rest of her can cuck you?
>>27780666
SATAN. I thought I told you no shitposting until you clean your sacrificial altar!
>once again another failed normie pretending to be a robot. This place gets worse day after day
>>27780826
It is the case. I dont know why its so hard to believe that im a khv. I have had no real life experiences with girls. I got a hug once from a girl in high school and thats it.
I've talked to some girls online of course. And sometimes they show interest in me but as I said, I'm a shy beta retard and dont know how to respond to flirtatious stuff. So she just loses interest.
>>27780836
I wasnt adopted. I just never asked. My parents are white and my grandparents are white.. so white I guess.
>>27780838
Dont do that please
>>27780890
Oh no, sorry. I meant "has boobs, and wont cuck me"
>>27780998
>I've talked to some girls online of course. And sometimes they show interest in me but as I said, I'm a shy beta retard and dont know how to respond to flirtatious stuff. So she just loses interest.
Sounds like that's your own fault then. I've no sympathy for you.
GTFO OFF MY BOARD, NORMIE TRASH!!!
REEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>27781030
well who else's fault would it be? I know its my own. And I dont need sympathy.
>>27781100
Then why are you attention whoring by posting a pic of your face and making a thread about you? You're nothing special. Off yourself.
>>27779164
gib skybe
>>27779164
You look like Kid Harrington.....
You cant be a khv.
>>27781235
im not really attention whoring. im just fairly old and thought younger people heading down my road might have some questions about whats in store for them. I wasnt expecting that kind of reaction to my pic... i mean look at me I am a fucking wreck how is that attractive at all?
>>27781256
im not going to post my skype here if thats what you mean. but ill make a throwaway and you can ask for it there maybe. [email protected]
It's not hard to be attractive and a complete shut in jesus christ.
A lot of the time it's either due to them having personalities that have no idea how to interact with others or a case of ugly duckling syndrome where they were ugly and treated poorly in youth then aging hit them (and by the time they're attractive they're socially retarded or have seen passed people's shallow feelings on a nice face).
Or have some kind of medical issues, or a combination of any of these things. Anyway OP you could live normielyfe or at least have a girl, if you wanted, based on your looks alone. Learning new skills to actually make yourself a person isn't that hard if you can get the dedication to do so.
>>27779363
Because they are brainwashed. I am not gay, wanna date me?
>>27781466
Don't let these roasties damage your purity. It's probably the same cunt that posted her tits. Stay clean my man. r9k girls are shit tier.
>>27779164
Why can't guys like you love dick/
>>27781466
yeah you cant reply from that website. fuck it my skype is gonewasting
>>27781466
How did it get to this point for you?
After high school you went off the map pretty much.
How has your family responded to your lifestyle?
>>27779164
Is this what a male attention whore is like?
You look like a fucking handsome dude I would kiss you on the lips full homo
>>27779164
You're a handsome fucker
Now stop fishing for compliments
>>27781979
>How has your family responded to your lifestyle?
this. I want to know aswell.
I'm literally at the point of dropping out of college due lack of attendance and my father is very angry and dissapointed at me.
>>27781979
>After high school you went off the map pretty much.
Yeah, exactly. My parents drink A LOT and most of the time they don't talk to me. They didn't care that I wasn't doing anything with my life and still don't. No "Get a job" or "Pay me rent" or anything like that.
They just go to work, come home and start slamming down bottles rinse and repeat. They're depressing people and I know its not because of me because they were like this in my childhood.
Sometimes I think they just understand that things are shit and life is shit.
>>27779164
How would you rate your intellectual intelligence OP ?
>>27781494
>Learning new skills to actually make yourself a person isn't that hard if you can get the dedication to do so.
Got any tips on where to start?
>>27783868
Pretty low. I have none of the life experience that someone my age would normally have and most of my time has been spent looking at porn, playing video games and watching movies/anime.
