>claims not to be a normie
>uses piss bottles instead of the floor
You're only lying to yourselves.
The floor is meant to be shat on, crypto-norm.
>using tissues or a cum rag
>not dropping your load in a sponge
Get the fuck out of here normos
How do people fit their dicks in water bottles? What if you get an erection?
>>27778646
>tfw Mom found the booger bag
>>27778646
I actually do use the floor, its got a drain in it.
>>27779039
Do you shove your whole dick into the toilet when you piss?
>>27779039
get a bottle with a bigger hole dipshit
Gatorade bottle best bottle
>Not just pissing on the radiator
>>27779076
I do. I pee sitting down so piss doesn't get anywhere if I have a split stream.
I only do it at home, though. I pee standing up everywhere else.
>>27779076
The tip is the thickest part though. How do you even get that in?
Pretty good thread going here
>Mom found the toenail drawer
>>27778646
>tfw i have my own balcony 5 steps away from my chair
I just piss out there most of the times.
you guys
i have my own bathroom in my room
the toilet is not 12 feet from my computer.
but i still piss in bottles and the occasional cheetos bag when desperate.
also anyone else waiting for the second annual beta uprising in october.
>im excited
im saving my neetbuxs for some popcorn and a new recliner to watch the news in.
>>27779002
After I jerk off i let the cum fill my bellybutton up and what ever is left I wipe it off with my blanket
>>27778646
Fuck I used to piss on the floor when I was like 12 because I didn't want to wake people by using the toilet
>used to do little spurts at a time so it would dry and dissappear
>after a while parents would be like anon does it smell a bit in here?
>"there is no smell"
anyone else drying their shit on the radiator then selling it to farmers as fertilizer? some easy additional $$$ when neetbux isn't enough
>>27779860
I stick my doong out the window and pee
>>27779867
To much work for me, I let 2 married guys fuck me up my ass I get about 800 a month I am strait I dont enjoy dicks at all its just a easy job, they bring weed and liquir over too
>>27779750
Thats fucking filthy at least use a cum rag
>>27778646
i dont understand why people here piss in bottles when you have working toilets.
>>27779961
How long do they fuck you sounds pretty gay senpai, also you are a massive faggot if you think you are strait
>>27779992
How do you not understand? So we dont have to leave our rooms, I even shit in ziplock baggies
>>27779961
sounds good, will try that too
thanks for sharing your strategy
>>27780004
They come over seperate days its norm wed and thur after work, pretty fast maybe 10 minutes?
>>27780031
No problem senpai, try for married men, they dont want to get caught or have drama so its real low key, charge what you want but anything to high and they wont, i stick to about 100 bucks a fuck
>>27780044
Do you let them raw dog that boipussy?
>>27780044
How did these agreements originate? how did you meet them? how did you start?
>>27780268
not him, but think of the precious money you'd have to spend on condoms. not worth it...
>>27780268
Hell no they have to wrap it up
>>27780292
They buy the condoms, some days its just a hand job so its pretty good deal
>>27778646
From like 9 to 19 I'd often use piss bags when I was too lazy to walk the 20 paces to the fucking bathroom. It was disgusting and I honestly don't know why I did it since it made me feel embarrassed even when my mom knew and never really complained about it.
>>27780335
>They buy the condoms
genius. you've taught me more than these shitheads in middle school and high school added together
>>27780284
Met them online, they stop by after work will tell their wifes they have to work late or have a meeting
>>27778646
And you faggots get upset about Pajeet shitting in the street? At least it's not where they fucking sleep. You should be shitting in your parents closet normofaggots.
... Niggers. All of you.
>>27779178
FAGGOT. DO THE INITIAL SQUAT IF YOU MUST TO ORIENT YOURSELF, BUT NEVER SIT DOWN
>>27780362
Its pretty easy man lots of men who to fuck and are willing to pay, I'm considering getting another guy for some extra cash, hope he has a small dick too
>>27780362
What has he taught you? how to be a massive faggot?
>>27779002
I just cum in my crotch and put my underwear back on
What's the point of a cum rag
>>27780562
And get AIDS NOPE but go head and suck cock for cash you stupid faggot, have you been BLACKED?
>>27780596
I eat my cummies
>>27780614
Nope and never will either, I wouldnt want to get robbed or raped
>>27780596
>my underwear
normie, plz go now
>>27780661
I feel self consous without my underwear on because my penis is only 6 inches
>>27780706
My penis is 8.5 by 6
>>27780589
but he said he's strait
see >>27779961
>>27779750
>mfw after reading that
>>27780764
I'm happy for you
sd
>>27780044
Do you ever get to butt fuck them?
>>27780780
I consider myself strait, its just a job
>>27780789
No I dont fuck them, they have offered but thats pretty gay senpai, I'm just not attracted to mem
>>27778646
You people are mentally subhuman I mean holy fuck not having any energy to just walk to the bathroom.
>>27780883
pissing into bottles is pretty normal though
you sure you're not the mentally ill subhuman?
>>27780883
Go back to facebook norman
>>27780883
Nigga there is this Robro in the thread who lets gay men fuck him in the ass for cash and you are complaining about me pissing in a bottle?
>>27780918
Yh if your in a car during a long roadtrip but not in your fucking house what the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>27780985
>but not in your fucking house
of course, where's the problem? would you rather want me to wear diapers?sounds actually quite hot 2bh
>>27778646
>get taken to psych ward
>dad cleans room
>"ugh, anon, we found this bottle in your room... like you had been... urinating in it?"
>>27780918
This, everyone pisses in bottles there is nothing wrong piss bottles, I prefer to pee in the sink I do that as much as possible but if I want to hide then bottles
>>27779053
Do you live on top of a cement dungeon floor with a drain in the middle?
The thought of that is making me laugh
>>27780954
Fuckin plebs. This place has really gone to shit.
>>27780706
Then wear a diaper. It will hide your penis and it allows you the freedom to go where you want when you want.
>>27780971
Nothing wrong with grown men having anal for cash
>>27781034
Piss in the bathroom like a normal person even stupid black people piss in toilets what the fuck is wrong with you?
Never go t why people use bottles when it's much easier to pee in a bucket.
>>27781062
>be at psych ward
>parents still bewildered by the fucked up parts of your life
fucking parents man... i mean, people usually don't go to the psych ward for fun
>>27781034
Why not wear diapers? They are comfy, practical, and convenient.
>>27781087
It's completely natural.
>>27781088
>like a normal person
there's the problem, i don't wanna end up being a normie.
but as i've said before, pissing into bottles is pretty normal anyway; get real dude
>>27781112
Because buckets make the pee smell get everywhere
A piss gallon is better
>>27781174
>Because buckets make the pee smell get everywhere
What are you, a normie?
>>27779992
You have a toilet that works?
>>27781112
Buckets stink and are to big, piss bottles can be hidden and closed up and no spill, I use the 1 gallon freezer ziplocknbaggies to shit in though becuase you can seal the smell away
>>27781143
absolutelytfw diaper fetish
but i'm unsure how to get them. buying them at a store implies that i have to get out and would feel pretty awkward, ordering them online would expose my fetish to all kinds of data mining systemsand nsa
i think i'll keep using pee bottles, seems less of a hassle
>>27781143
There isna guide this Robro linked me here on how to train yourself in shitting in a diaper
>>27780870
I'd say it's gayer to get fucked by a guy than to fuck a guy
>>27781215
>wow look at Norman Normalmon and his working toilet. La-di-da.
>>27781112
>>27781174
>>27781192
This reminds me of the thread with the Anon who had the piss buckets with piss flies growing from them
>>27781242
can the link be salvaged? i'm interested.
>>27781215
It feels better pissing in an Arizona bottle than the toilet
>>27781166
But you should be normal anon.
>poo poo pee pee
>i let guys fuck me in the ass for money
>want to believe this is a troll thread
>know its not
>>27781274
I cant remember what it was senpai, but it was a guide on how to shit yourself an entire website dedicated to pissing and shitting self
>>27781243
If you really think about it, there is nothing gayer than chasing women.
>>27781328
>an entire website dedicated to pissing and shitting self
hm could it be the 4chan site? i've heard it's a taiwanese shitting forum of some kindcaptcha is 404
>>27781243
I just cant get an erection to fuck another man, I get drunk and let them pound away its worth the money
>>27778646
PISS IN LOO
>pee in bottle
>my dick pops out half way in
>I can't stop it
>pee goes all on the floor and my chair
>mfw
>>27781395
When my bottle fills up and I am still pissing I just piss on a pile of clothes in the corner
>>27781238
I've done both and both have their down sides... But to me it's worth it. Buying in the store is definitely an ordeal for me and sucks. There was a period of a few years when a CVS near me had the goodnites at the very end of an isle that was right near a door and I could just grab a basket on my way in, throw a pack of goodnites in the basket, and go to the self checkout to pay in cash. then promptly placing it in my backpack ang getting the fuck out of their. I would also go when it was less crowded. But even buying them in another city or another country is nerve racking for me.
Buying online is SO much easier. So far I've only ordered from XP Medical using a disposable email and a visa gift card bought with cash, but I've been tempted to use amazon. But I don't want that in my order history.
>pissing in bottle in the dark
>can't tell how full it is
>overflows
It's been so long since I've seen a real /r9k/ thread like this, these are the reasons why I browse here
Wait, why not just wear diapers? They're embarrassing to get, sure, but it's not like you were going to be dating the cashier or anyone else around anyway.
>>27778646
I'm just a lonely man. What's the point of pissing on a bottle lmao ?
>>27781488
It feels like shit. I prefer to be naked. I just have a big bucket under the computer table so you can pretty much pee hands free. You get used to the smell too.
>>27781492
-you don't have to leave your computer
-you don't wake up mommy when you piss at 4am
-it's feels really comfy to be wrapped up in a blanket while peeing in a bottle
-you get a small sense of pride when your piss bottle collection builds up
It's overall superior than using the toilet
>>27781488
nice collection, I'm down to pretty much just one pack of Dry 24/7s and one pack of Tena slip maxis, but I'm planning to order a bunch more this month when my mom and her long term bf go on vacation. BTW, is it true that Molicare is going all clothbacked? they were one of my favorites.
Also, nice plushies too, I also have a bunch of plushies.
>>27781539
pretty much this. once you start doing it you don't want to stop. plus when I'm drinking beer I don't wanna get up 20 times every night to pee
>>27781507
If in a pinch, I shit in vacuum cleaner bags. It's ok. 7/10.
>>27781507
Got any pictures of said shit basket?
>>27781539
>It's overall superior than using the toilet
It's objectively superior than using the toilet
I'll leave this here from an old one of these threads.
>>27781603
Try the zoplock bags senpai, they seal up good and keep the smell in I had 1 under my bed for a month and never stunk, I've though aboit getting a hose and attaching it to my penis then lead the hose out of the window, if I did this I wouldnt have to leave comp as much
>mom found the booger blanket
>>27781644
I think you mean bucket, a shit basket is just.. creepy
>>27781707
Mynmok cleaned upnall my cum rags the other day, there was at least 30 of them on the floor by the computer
>>27781727
>I think you mean bucket, a shit basket is just.. creepy
I really hope that's what he meant.
>>27781786
>>27781727
what's wrong with shitting in a basket? fucking normies
>>27781065
Its a room added onto the house, very simple and utilitarian. It was basically supposed to be a climate controlled storage garage type thing but I live in it. Concrete floor with drain, double doors that open up wide to the yard, fluorescent lighting, walls are made from insulation. Sometimes I go piss in the yard, usually I piss down the floor drain, occasionally I'll go in the actual restroom. It sort of looks like this but theres a bed and a bunch of bullshit thrown everywhere and a fridge.
>be me, 13 or so
>too lazy to walk to the bathroom to piss in the middle of the night
>would kneel on the carpet next to my bed and just piss on it
>did this for about a year before I finally stopped, but the smell was horrendous
>live with the smell for another year before I decide to use one of those carpet washing vacuum things
>use hot water, which renews the smell x10
>dump the tank several times, water is still coming out kinda pissy
>smells much better than before though, good enough
>a few years later
>dad is remodeling the house
>tearing out the carpet to install hardwood floors
>huge moldy stain under the carpet where I pissed
>reeked just as bad as before once the carpet was removed and the padding underneath exposed (the steam cleaners don't reach that deep)
>dad says it must have been the dog
Sure thing, pops.
>>27781831
My sides, a fucking shit basket
>>27781746
What is wrong with you people, use a fucking toilet and throw away cum rags
>>27781834
do you have a kiln and pottery equipment/tools in your room like in that pic?
>>27781689
>Try the zoplock bags senpai
How can you guys possibly afford this?
>>27781746
i have a cum shirt I've been beating off into for about 3 months. I wonder if it smells, I can't smell it anymore.
>>27781834
I use to piss in my garage all the time as well, sometimes I would raise the door enough for me to piss on the floor and it would roll outside, other times I would just piss in he corner
>>27781894
so utterly pleb, right?
I remember back in college I used to cum in sheets of loose leaf paper and ball them up under my desk
My roomate got supermad halfway into the semester when I had a mountain of cum paper in the room but I never bothered to throw it away
>>27779280
I used to cut off the skin under my heels. My mom also found my collection I was working on for years. Unfortunatelty I dont have it anymore
>>27781959
Im sure it does can we see picture?
>there are literal normies here who don't even have a sperm shirt
>>27781892
I used to piss out the window at night (if the weather was decent enough to have my window open) when I was about 13-16 because I had to walk through my parents room to leave my room and didn't want to have to do that. Also, I had two windows right next to my bed so I didn't even need to get up. When the weather wasn't nice enough to have my window open all night, I would either open it specifically to piss out and then close it, or pee into a towel or dirty clothes that were going to be washed anyways.
>>27781949
I dont shit in the bags all the time just in times of critical situations
>>27782114
Which is why you have to use a picture off of a Finnish snow fucking website.
>>27782114
I use to just throw my cum, the cum almost always fills my bellybutton up and I would scoop it out with my fingers and huck it, well after doing it so much there was huge long stains od yellow cum on my dresser, walls and ceiling I think my parents knew but never said
>>27779860
I was like that back then too, except I would use my dirty clothes hamper so my clothes would absorb the piss; that way I'd wash them, the mess would be gone, and no one knew the difference.
>>27782129
Oh, ok. I was about to say. I'm not made of money.
Am I the only one who faps standing up and cum in the toilet?
>>27782207
I use to throw my cum too, it made a nice splat type sound when it hit my door
>>27782287
I've done that twice. One time was at home, but the other was in a combination Taco Bell-KFC when I was on a road trip with my family. I remember coming out of the bathroom being pretty sure that my face was kinda red from the effort of jerking it, and when I smiled at my dad, he returned the smile. Very unlike him. I figured I was found-out.
He probably knew.
>>27781243
I have to say this anon is right, fucking a guy in the ass is very gay but getting fucked in the ass is ultragay
>>27782114
back when I was a younger edgelord I did that to a white Joy Division shirt and would wear it around in public as a protest.
>>27782349
Im sure he knew, I got caught jerking it to traps, dad came home from work about 2 hours early and I had my headphones on loud as fuck, he just tapped me on the shoulder and looked at me with disgust for the trannies
I use toa few pounds of modeling clay, it was green and oily I would pretty much make a pocket pussy I never cleaned it came in 100 some times, my friend came over and said it smelled like dick, I denied that and hebwent on to make a mario out of my cum clay
>>27782630
i remember the most uncomfortable look my dad ever gave me was when I was pretty much spooning my female cousin that was my age. I knew what he was saying with his eyes, "don't do that, it's wrong". i'm glad i didn't have to raise me.
>>27782697
Or he was jealous and was like damn hes going to tap that
>>27782692
Never thouht about fucking clay, will playdough work?
I cum into empty kleenex boxes
wipe muh dick off with kleenex then shove it into the box until its full
>>27780596
I bet you smell good all day tbhonest.
>>27782798
>>27782692
reminds me of a time I spent the night with a friend and he formed a bunch of playdoh around his dick and showed me.
>>27782834
Sounds like he wanted to fuck you
>>27779860
I remember I pissed in the bin in my room when I was 6 and thought I'd found a real timesaver and told my mother
>>27782834
Be honost, was his dick bigger then yours? How did you feel also what color was the playdouh
>>27783047
When I was younger for some reason I like to piss in the trashcan next to he toilet, man my mom would get mad
>playing a videogame
>have to poop but don't want to get up because it's an intense part
>clench sphincter but the poop really wants to come out
>get into a rhythm of clenching and unclenching to make the poo go in and out
>asshole loosens a bit after a few minutes of doing it
>shit my pants hard
>no matter how hard I wash them there's still a big ole skid mark in the center
>can't let mom see that when she does laundry
>run out into the woods and huck the poop-underpants into a swamp
>>27779961
I sell my used boxers that I cummed in to gay old men for 20 euro each, and let one of them suck my dick for 100
This shit is more lucrative than selling drugs
>>27783052
i don't think it was. i don't think he was hard, this was before I really started getting erections and knowing what to do with them, and he was a year or two younger than me.
the playdoh was teal colored
>>27783094
Hmmm similiar to my situation, I was wearing my friends boxers and we went over to his friends house long story short I shit my friends boxers was drunk and happened in bathroom i then hid his boxers behind the towel holder..
I used to piss in the garage when I was younger, parents eventually noticed the rotten piss smell odor, cleaned the garage and found my piss barrel.
Not sure why I chose the garage as it was further than the actual bathroom.
>>27783120
Im the guy who lets the 2 married men fuck me for cash, its great why would I want to work
When I was really young we had to evacuate for a hurricane and my parents brought a cooking pot for me to piss in on the road so we wouldn't have to pull over. I started pissing in the pot and after that would not piss unless I had that specific pot. I wouldn't use a toilet and I wouldn't use any other pot but that one special pot. I think thats about the time they noticed I was autistic.
>>27783121
Strange, did you guys play with it after he took it off his dick, the playdough that is
While drink I have pissed in
>the garbage
>a laundry basket
>the floor, obviously
>a half full bottle of gatorade that I ended up overfilling and spilling everywhere
>teh tub
>the sink
>an air purifier
>>27783247
Something about pissing in a garage floor is /comfy
>>27783333
naw man /we/ didn't take it off. I just went to sleep after he showed me and I guess he did too because I don't remember anything else, and neither does my chocolate starfish
>ITT normies can't into the superior fetish
all in one piss bottle, shit box, and cum rag
it's only logical, anons
>>27783381
Lucky you didnt get raped
>>27783343
Im more into pissing on woman and inside their cunts, I jse to pee in condoms and throw them over fences that had pools
>>27783320
Thats pretty autistic Robro, where ia the pot now?
>>27783247
>piss barrel
my fucking sides
>>27783717
They got frustrated and threw it away. I think I reeeeed and pissed my pants a couple times then started using the toilet again like a regular person.
>>27784051
Sad senpai, try to pee in the sink its perfect height its very comfy and its quiet for ninja IE stealth mission pisses
>>27782114
that shit is just fucking vile, it must be hard as a sheet of cardboard.
>>27784618
>it must be hard as a sheet of cardboard.
Na man, it's greater than or equal to the strength of plywood/particle board. It'd make an excellent building material.
i pissed all over myself in the car while driving, once
meth is a hell of a drug
