>Dad comes home from work
>That look on his face when he sees you sitting on the computer
>hear dad getting home from work
>hide away until he's settled into watching some tv or going to bed
>dad comes home
>playing vidya as usual
>"hey son how you doin"
>"all good pa"
sorry dad
>>27777518
he deserves it tbqh
should have been more involved in the formative years
>>27777518
>tfw never had a wagecuck dad
>tfw he's a complete bro and not Mr. Shekelstein's bitch
Oh shit, looks like most of r9k has daddy issues because their dads are wagies. It all makes sense now.
>H-how are you doing, pa?
>Everything's great, son, could have taken out the trash or helped me carry the groceries, how about you and your videogames?
>Im fine
>He opens a beer and mumbles curses to himself
>dad finally wakes up
>makes us both coffee
>he gets on the xbox and I give him tips on how to get through his latest game (dude fuckin sucks at video games sm h (shake my head))
>>27777600
Where u hide fampai?
>>27777877
you dad doesn't work?
lmao
>dad comes home
>opens my room to say hi
>sees me watching weebo anime
>says "Oh" and closes the door gently
I had enough of life
>>27777518
>years ago
>Friday night
>"what are your plans for the weekend son?"
>"watching a StarCraft tournament"
>"...really?"
Fuck off and let me enjoy my weekend of peace. And stop fucking my mother.
#ughparents
#groanzone
>>27777877
my dad works but he programs databases or some shit and can go on long, autismal rants about coding languages and shit to anyone who will listen. he legit loves his job and is awfully proud of some programs he's written. good for him I guess, I sure don't have that
>>27778016
Found the wagie. Cucked by the Goldbergs
>>27778061
>Oh
Kek'd. Anon BTFO
>>27778081
how do you eat then? Just welfare?
>>27778063
>Really
Kek'd. Anon BTFO
>>27778064
Nothing wrong with working and liking it, most people absolutely hate their jobs though. All these robots posting about their depressed alcoholic cuck dads is heartbreaking.
Interesting posts, guys.
>>27777777
> Son do you ever get bored or feel unhappy of sitting in the same place doing the same things everyday?
> No. i'm perfectly fine here
> *shakes head somethings not right
It fucking hurts
>>27778102
Not everyone's a poorfag. I personally work for fun but I come and go as I please. Something very cozy about making decisions on hundreds of millions of dollars. 3 hours late? Lol like I give a fuck, I'll quit if they nag me about it. Also live on my own.
Stay poor my friend.
>sitting on pc enjoying the entire world at my finger tips and video games
>dad comes home from being a wageslave, looks like a zombie
>he looks at me like he's disappointed and i'm missing out on something
>closes my door and leaves
>jerk off to futa porn
>>27777518
>dad had been away for months
>asks me what I've been up to
>tell him just hanging out here
>"don't you ever want to go out and make out with girls or anything"
Dad pls no bully u normie
>dad comes home
>oh wait he doesn't
>>27778207
>don't you ever want to go out and make out with girls or anything
Kek'd. Anon BTFO
>I was like 10 years old
>Mom's boyfriend comes home
>See's me on the computer again
>He has anger issues and snapped at me
>grabs and off and throws me to the ground
>shouts how I never do anything else
>I leave and cry in my room
Fuck you Shaun...
>Work at an electronics store
>Go to school
>Parents dont give me any shit if I spend an entire day playin vidya
>>27778213
...yfw if tbqh
>>27778293
>Fuck you Shaun...
y-you're not my father!
>dad is wealthy makes 900k/year
>mfw he came into my room one night and ranted for a few hours about what's wrong with me
>mfw he said he saw the affluenza teen on the news and thinks thats what i have
>>27778324
S-A-V-A-G-E
>>27778336
What's your dad's job?
>>27778324
He beat me and my little sister man, he was a legit cunt...
>>27777518
>>27777600
>>27778165
Iktf way too much
someone end my suffering
>>27778549
your mom was a slut.
>>27778610
oh, trust me, i know....
>>27778549
At least he didnt fuck you up the ass and mame you swallow his daddy cum senpai
>>27778336
>900k/year
Is he fucking CEO of america or smth dawg? What's his job?
>>27778703
His dad is Trump
>>27777518
>he has a father
Ree
>>27778703
My dad makes 950k a year and my dick is 8.5 by 6
Your poor fathers. I can't imagine the shame they must feel in the way their sons turned out.
>>27778336
He thinks you came down with the flu?
>watching the news
>taking it seriously
Your dad is an idiot.
>>27777518
>Dad comes home from work a friday
>"Hay anon, didn't have any plans today?"
>No
>"Then what about tomorrow"
>No, I don't think so
>He has been doing this since two months ago
Come dad, you shoud already accept the fact that I don't have any friends
>be me
>get a job
>come home at midnight
>realised mom had been doing jack shit all afternoon
>argue with sister one day, says she won't "go to work today because i stressed her" (She teachs english to kids at their homes
I UNDERSTAND FATHER, I FUCKING UNDERSTAND NOW
YOU WERE UPSET, THE WAGESLAVING TOOK YOUR SOUL AND WHEN YOU CAME HOME YOU SAW ME DOING JACK SHIT AND IT RAGEFUELED YOU
AT LAST I TRULLY SEE, IT WASN'T PITY, IT WAS ANGER BECAUSE HE HAD TO WAGESLAVE AND I DIDN'T
>>27778773
affluenza anon. google it.
>>27778727
My dad is gay well both are on3 is "dad" the other is "pappi"
>>27778806
>IT WASN'T PITY,
It was pity mixed w/ shame anon.
>>27778808
Doy that's my mistake. Influenza for a real sickness and affluenza for some made up excuse so rich kids have a reason to do nothing.
>Live alone
>never have to worry about this
>>27778336
Get off my board. Right now
>>27777600
This fucking feel right here, you are not alone.
>tfw dad was so happy when I got a job and later a gf that he took me out and bought be a new set of explensive clothes so I'd look good (for both the the job and the girl)
>tfw dad was worried I would wind up a lone and unemployed since I was a kid because I never spoke to girls or did anything but play vidya
>tfw now married to girl and doing great careerwise; dad calls almost everyday to give advice on life and check up on me
T-thanks, Dad...
>dad has been dead since I was 10
>was rarely in the picture before that anyway
>don't know these feels
>do have some trouble interacting with adult males who are older than me
Its the reverse situation for me. My dad is in his 50s and still acts like a early 20's single dude, he just hangs out rice-ing his desktop and shit. Aspie as fuck.
>>27777518DADDY WAS ASHAMEDDADDY WAS ASHAMEDDADDY WAS ASHAMED HE WAS NOTHING
>mom comes home from work
>sees me sitting in the same spot as every other day
>on my laptop watching anime
>sighs in disappointment and shame
>"what a life," she says
>I don't bother acknowledging the comment
>she relaxes for a bit and then asks me what I want for dinner
>we eat
>go to bed
>repeat
OMG, my worst fear is having kids and them winding up like the people on r9k. What kind of father produces a neckbeard? Overly-strict or overly-lenient?
>havent seen dad in years
>dont want to see him because i dont want him to find out his 23 year old son has no friends, no job, no education and no drivers license
>>27778740
At least my family is having another son in a few months. Maybe they'll be able to shape him into the Alpha Chad they were wanting me to be meanwhile I'll finally be able to put the lead through my skull and not feel so bad about leaving them because someone else will take the mantle
Why not go to a community college and start studying you fucking worthless failures. Fuck at least do a shitty major so that your parents can at least say you graduated college
>>27779539
>>havent seen dad in years
hmmmm....
>>dont want to see him because i dont want him to find out his 23 year old son has no friends, no job, no education and no drivers license
sheeeeeet, is that all? Join the club son!
>>27778311
till i fucked everythang up
>>27779558
It's really a win/win
>dad lives on the other side of the country with his other family
At least he has another chance to raise better kids, all 3 of them.
>>27779618
do bears shit in the woods?
>>27779494
What does she think of anime?
>>27779606
Hes not black but hes an alcoholic construction worker himself so maybe it wont be that bad
>>27779657
I'm autistic about other people seeing anything I do on my laptop so she doesn't exactly know it's anime, just noticed it was cartoons. She's never said anything about it, but I can imagine what she must think about her grown up son watching cartoons.
>>27778165
i can relate to that except it's my mom saying
>tfw i never knew my dad
>tfw my mommy told me he was a crack addict
>tfw he's deads
>tfw no shoes to fill but my own
im my own man, feels good man.
>'how was your day today?'
>'good.'
>every single day
>'good.'
>nothing more, just a soulless 'good.'
>>27778102
YOU MUST WORK TO EAT
>thx mr.shekelstein
>born on a plane for free and i have to WORK FOR KIKES just to stay alive
>normie logic
>>27778165
Iktf all too well.
>tfw you give her a smug, shameless response
>she honestly believes you have no shame or feel embarrassed with yourself
>she doesn't know you hate yourself and your life and think about dying every day
>>27779503
>What kind of father produces a neckbeard?
Over protective parents and absent fathers, bonus points for single moms.
judging from the posts of some of the people here it's no wonder their dads (or parents in general) are so ashamed at them.
>>27779734
more like.....if tbqhwy
>>27779821
Woah, you're like a detective or something
>>27779776
>>born on a plane for free and i have to WORK FOR KIKES just to stay alive
we're getting there. neckbeard level 8.5/10.
>>27779503
Overly strict parents who never truly let their kids come out of their shell during adolescence and make their own mistakes or have any life experiences. At least that's how it was for me.
>>27779913
>Overly strict
How can they be overly-strict if they let their losers sons sit around and do nothing all day?
>>27779774
It probably wasn't that good though, was it?
>>27779593
Community college is not college. Don't delude yourself.
If what you end up with at the end is not a bachlor's degree, or a legitimately equivalent degree somewhere else in the world educational system, then you didn't "graduate college", as Americans put it. And that's fine. It's just not college, is the point. Just as "junior high school" is not high school.
If you have an associate's, or you got training on a trade, or you got a CDL after learning to drive a truck, then you got "postsecondary education". You didn't graduate college.
>>27779734
i wish my dad was dead
>>27778935
Damn, stand-up guy he is. You are lucky anon.
>>27778935
>tfw you'll always be a failure to your dad and your family
But good for you Anon. Good for you.
Hope you live a long and healthy life with your qt wife too.
>>27780498
You forgot to tell the normie to GTFO, ree, etc. and also to wish him a happy divorce.
>>27779593
My parents sent me to a community college after high school, during the fall/winter semester I took night classes and my dad would lock me out of house. One day when he got into a fight with my mother he took the keyboard and mouse from the computer and I failed an assignment because I couldn't work on it.
>>27780456
>i wish my dad was dead..., tfw
>growing up with dad
>still robot
HOW????????????????????
I grew up only with my mom and she literally turned me into a ultra beta robot and made me a cuck with her 'be nice xD'
>>27780498
>>27780541
Thank you, bros. My dad really helped and I would've stayed a robot if not for his help. I feel bad for people who don't have family that has their backs. Sometimes you can't do this shit alone...
>new stepdad is black
>always making fun of me and stealing my shit
>literally have to hide my video games and laptop so he doesn't pawn it
>mom doesn't care when I tell her and says she should've gotten rid of that shit years ago
help me
>>27780638
kek, your mommy doesn't love you.
>>27779558
Is the sun setting or is it rising?
>>27777518
Wait until he sees your porn folder.
>>27779774
Here you go anon-chan. This should help with that.
www.thesaurus.com
>>27777518
>tfw dad is dead
> be kid
>playing Diablo 2 all day
>dad gets pissed and threatens to throw it away
>No dad please noooooo
>be adult
>playing SC2
> Dad sees
>How you play this, is for retards and children
>No dad it's fun
>you sit all day, go do sports! Get dressed we are going to gym!
>No dad I'm in a game stop!
>fucking cripple you are!
>Recently be on phone, tell dad I was playing fallout 4 and how interesting it is
>pfffft, this gaming is for children, do real things like volleyball and swimming
>OK thanks dad
God old Russian dad
>>27777600
That's me, he come home, I run
>>27780849
NEET master race in action.
Just a quick check for >>27777777
>>27778773
Btfo Normie, dosent even keep up on the news
>>27780824
>SC2
>for retards
Your dad couldnt get out of Silver if his life depended on it.
>>27779606
What do you eat if you got no money from a job?
>>27781120
gibsmedats mostly
>>27777518
>leave for work before my dad and get home after he gets back
>>27781211
The fuck is that?
Original pasta sauce
>>27778063
>stop fucking my mother
lmao
>>27778165
>has job where he most likely sits in the same place doing the same things every day
>comes home and criticises you for doing it
>>27777600
LMAO NEETKEKS BTFO. WAGESLAVES WIN.
>dad comes home
>"how are you son"
>"doing good"
>"how's school?"
>"going good, got a 3.5 gpa on my hardest quarter"
>"good job"
it's not hard, just be yourself :)
>tfw your dad became NEET the same year you did and now you both sit around and hate your lives all day
>tfw dad is a generally cool guy that has good intentions for me, but I barely know him and he barely knows me because he is out there working and we rarely see each other
>he is also awfully uneducated and quite dull, he doesn't know how to use a computer to browse the internet for his own sake, but he tends to get things working one way or another
>i'm just glad he's there and at least cares about me a bit
>he pretty much has nothing else to live for, except for me
>I love you dad
>mfw this entire fucking thread.
It's like a rollercoaster man. Some posts make me glad that I never knew my dad while others make me wish I did.
I hate being black.
>>27777600
whoa that hit way too close to home fa.m
>>27777518
>dad doesnt have a real job since I was 5
>doesnt have a job since I was 8
I wish I had these feels anon
>have caring and loving family
>tfw still an autistic loser
In a way it makes everything harder. I'm the only one to blame.
sending a reason to live
>>27777518
>tfw your dad hates your mom and sister and lets know you he regrets being married, but stays with her because he's a good father, and you're the only one he loves in his life
>>27780638
How old are you?
If your step-dad steals your stuff, then beat the fuck out of him. You really are a pathetic beta loser if you let some chump walk all over you just because he's fucking your mom.
>>27778165
I know that feel, except I actually did enjoy doing the same things every day. Why do normies like change so much? If you find something you like doing, do it forever.
>>27777518
>Dad bbqs all day
>comes into room to tell me it's done
>opens door and sees me browsing /pol/ with anime tabs
>quickly shut laptop and he stares at me for a good 30 seconds and just walks to the kitchen
>>27779539
Same here.
Super-strict, then super hands off when I went to college. It was bad.
>be in car with dad 9 hours into a 15 hour trip
>no breaks, we're stayin' up, and stopping for gas, coffee, and icigarettes ONLY
>turns to me and says 'hey, just so you know, you've been a real shitty kid, and I don't fogive you.
>I respond "well, geez dad, I love you'
>he replies 'I don't think you do, and that's okay, I don't love you either, but you know a lot of people don't love me, I don't even talk to my mother, you get used to it, it's cool. BTW do you like this music, do you like Echo and the Bunnymen?
>Yeah, they're pretty cool
>Alright, btw go ahead and have another cigarette
Also, from dad at a restaurant
>hey, can you get us 2 amerettos on the rocks with orange twists.
>waitress doesn't know what that means
>waitress gives us amerettos with an orange slice on the side that she's peeled the skin off of
>You've literally made it impossible for me to do what I wanted to do
>I can give you another orange slice
>you've already fucked up once tonight, I don't need more of this.
On an airplane, my dad is blocking a lady from leaving when she says she has to go to the bathroom.
>Just so you know, I knew I was in her way, I just didn't want that bitch cutting in line. Wait your turn.
>>27782171
Don't do that yourself anon. I only browse at night on my phone under my blanket so the NSA can't see what I'm seeing.
>>27777518
>be me
>friday around 6:30 pm
>start boss battle
>dad comes home from work
>hear him talking with mom
>low voices
>dad never curses
>hear him shout, "FUCK! WHEN IS HE GOING TO FIND A FUCKING JOB?"
>stomping through house
>knuckle rap on door
>"Champ, we gotta have a talk..."
>"OK, I'll come down in a bit."
>hear door open a bit
>look over shoulder
>dad is looking at computer
>"You'll come down now, Anon."
>pulls door shut
>sweat in the small of my back
>ears are hot
>change out of sweatpants into jeans
>hear voices again downstairs
>"where the FUCK is HE?"
>realize I'm folding my fucking sweatpants
>stalling
>knees are shaking
>go downstairs
>dad is sitting on couch visibly pissed
>mom is sitting in a chair twisting her hands
>biting her lip
>i'm biting my lip
>dad says, "sit down, Champ."
>the nickname makes my stomach tighten
>i'm a fucking failure, not a champion
>sit down
>"I hear you didn't go to your interview today."
>"N-n-no..."
>suddenly, the carpet is really fucking interesting
>"Do you have any excuse that I'm going to understand?"
>not sure what to say
>spent morning edging myself for about three hours instead of showering, dressing, and then going to the interview
>"I pulled a lot of strings for you to get that interview. You embarrassed the fuck out of me. AGAIN!"
>last work is like thunder
>i jump but keep staring at the floor
>mom says, "Anon, we talked. You can't stay here anymore."
>weird flush starting at the base of my neck
>sudden feeling of relief because it's finally over
>croak out, "when?"
>dad says, "Now. Get out."
>"can I get somethi..."
>"No. I will walk you to the street. You will find somewhere to stay on your own."
>go to friend's house
>stayed there Fri. and Sat.
>did nothing but shitpost on 4chan on my phone and mooch food
>friend kicked me out a couple of hours ago
>have literally nowhere else to go
>april nights are cold
>be me
>be 26 and homeless
ITT: Peter Pans who don't want to grow up.
>>27781364
>dumbass NEET can't tell the difference between contributing to society and watching chinese cartoons all day
>>27782894
Cracked up at the three hours of edging bit.
You definitely are a moron for not going to the interview, but your parents are assmasters for kicking you out.
6/10 would reply further.
>>27782894
>>27782894
What job was the interview for?
>>27779774
literally been saying good to my parents for the last decade...
>>27782894
>>croak out, "when?"
>>dad says, "Now. Get out."
>>"can I get somethi..."
>>"No. I will walk you to the street. You will find somewhere to stay on your own."
this is literally illegal in any civilized country
>>27782973
nah im going with his parents on this one
if he spent 3 hours jerking off instead of going to an interview at the age of 26 he deserves getting kicked out
he coulda flubbed the interview so it at least looked like he tried but he literally spent the whole time jerking off
>>27783019
No it's not, if the person is over 18, they are technically no longer under the parents' control, meaning that the parents no longer have to care for the person in any manner whats so ever if they choose not to
>>27783019
>this is literally illegal in any civilized country
It's probably not in the US.
>>27782894
Find a mosque.
It may seem like a troll statement, but they are obliged to let a "traveller" stay for up to 3 days there for free.
I'm not even sure if you have to be Muslim.
>>27783027
You're right, but you have to factor in the fact that he's the kind of person who is so stupid, they would edge for 3 hours instead of the interview.
They created him, and given his nature kicking him out is kinda cruel. He can't even not jerk off just one time, and they expect him to figure out housing all of a sudden?
You can still fix it
>>27777777
Burlington d's f
>>27782894
You deserve it you worthless shithead. Now you're REALLY fucked and it's all your fault.That is, assuming this isn't a made up story
>>27783019
No it isn't you disgusting basement dwelling sponge sympathizer.
>>27777600
ayy but you aint hiding them dubs though
>>27783115
He's been an adult for 8 years, he should've figured it out by now. Some adults will kick you out after you graduate highschool.
>>27783172
What if no one guided him properly? What if he has an anxiety disorder? Maybe that's why he edges for 3 years to cope, and then does the vidya to alleviate the dread of an interview.
Maybe he has no idea how to even act on an intervew. He said himself his dad got it for him. Maybe he's totally incompetent, the evidence seems to suggest so.
I urge compassion anon.
>>27783212
>edges for 3 years
lmao
>tfw you are the least autistic of three kids, so they dont even mind so much that you are a worthless loser.
>>27777518
>>27777600
this hits too fucking hard lads
I did not need this, not now
>implying my dad ever came home
>>27780456
I'll trade ya.
>wish my dad was still here
>>27778207
>tfw dad goes on week long trip
>play vydia for days without sleep
>gf calls and wants to fuck
>jump in shower and drive and get her
>fuck for hours
>dad gets home way to early
>walks in on us spooning downstairs nude
>I notice him gf still asleep
>he looks surprised
>quietly leaves upstairs and leaves house
>lazy as fuck
>on the computer the majority of the day
>still productive in university so parents can't be angry at me
>>27782954
>Dumbass wagies think that making more profits for Mr. Shekelburg is helping society
>Don't realize that typical American business of overconsumption, pollution, greed all create more problems than they fix
>>dad comes home from work
>>I don't see him bcz I live by myself
>>mfw Im independent and not a fucking NEET
>>like all of you here
this entire thread hit wayyyy to close to home
>be playing video
>hear dads diesel truck roaring up the driveway
>panic and hide
>having dad.
>>27780824
t. Dad who can't even get carried by Koreans out of bronze
>>27782894
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>>27777518
>tfw stop talking to dad 7 years ago
>Blocked all emails and calls
>Refer to him in the past tense
>tfw he appears to just be out being old chad or something
>>27777600
I used to know that feel...
>>27778703
Holy fuck, do yuropoors just have no idea how much your typical CEO makes?
900k would be peanuts for CEOs of big companies.
>>27783275
Jesus that's a funny image. I just imagine him making elaborate plans of how he can continue to exist in the world as he edges non-stop. The absurd social situations he ends up in. Could be a good short story.
I'd call it EdgeMaster.
>>27782894
That's a cool story anon, how did the release feel? I've been thinking about edging but never have.
>>27777518
>stay at home dad
>drove me to school every day
>everyday for the first two years of high school asks have you made any friends yet?
>no
>well if you do, just let me know
>get picked up from school later
>did you make any friends today?
>no
>he's sad for the rest of the day
>I wanna kill myself
>shoulda just done it then
>>27782894
You should've just killed them right there on the spot bro.
You're such a failure.
>>27782991
Selling insurance for some hyper-aggressive go-getter bitch that's married to a guy my dad works with.
I talked to her on the phone and she was like, "I'll make sure you get straightened out!"
>FML
>>27783019
>this is literally illegal in any civilized country
I'm 26. I think it's different if you're under 16 or something.
>>27783107
That's really wild, I had no idea. No mosques around me though.
>>27783147
>You deserve it you worthless shithead. Now you're REALLY fucked and it's all your fault.
Yeah, that's pretty much what I've been saying to myself.
Signing off, brahs, don't want my parents to try and call only to find out my phone is dead.
>Hanging at a 7-11 for a while
>>27783097
You have to give eviction notice you stupid fucking nigger.
>>27783711
Only if they're paying rent.
>>27778462
He must be a managing director for an I-bank or near CEO level at a major corp. (doubt it though)
>>27783704
Jesus you really aren't kidding huh?
Where do you plan on staying? Laundry mats, the Walmart parking lot, etc?
Man I feel so bad I actually want to do something to help you out...
>>27783711
I take it you're not from America
>>27783704
>handed nepotist position by his dad
>literally jerks off at the chance instead
You kind of deserve to be homeless.
I'm 26 too, but my parents would never kick me out. They already told me I can stay forever if I want. Granted, I've done the whole uni meme and I apply for jobs and shit.
>>27782894
>>sudden feeling of relief because it's finally over
Sounds like this was a long time coming.
Still, jerking off for three hours instead of going to your job interview...?sounds like something i would do
>>27783772
>>27783794
Why is America such a savage hellhole?
>>27782894
I'm not sure if this is still an option but, I have maybe two solutions...
A) Go back to your parents, get on your damn knees and beg for them to, not take you back, but assit in you getting a job (resume printed out, appropriate papers and shit like that.) However, after passing up a literal nepotism position, I don't have much faith that they will be kind to you. You would really have to look like you were desperate as fuck, covered in dirt and cuts and bruises and at the end of the line.
B) Try to apply...somewhere where you can just do a walk in interview and secure a job. Or basically find any job period, you cannot be picky. Then go back to your parents and explain to them that you've changed and all that crap.
If all else fails...there's always churches and homeless shelters.
Godspeed dude...really. I wish you the best of luck. I hope you find a way out of this.
>>27782894
>edging for 3 hours instead of becoming a wage slave
>get kicked out and become homeless because of it
yep, this will be me in 5 years
this thread makes me glad I don't live with my dad. He's always on my case.
>>27777518
>mfw my dad is a zombie who travelled over 13k miles just to see what I'm doing on my computer
>dad went to prison for 13 years when I was 3 years old
>he beat my mom on a regular basis
>have hazy memories of hiding under a chair and seeing mom getting beaten
>first time I met my dad I was 17
>very non-hostile and mellow
>he's homeless and prefers living on the street
>he also does meth and who knows what other drugs
>he comes to visit once every couple months just to say what's up
>would tell me "i love ya son" but I never said it back
>last time I spoke with him was 3 years ago
>I was about to leave to air force basic training
>he said "good luck in the navy"
I honestly believe that's the last time I'll ever see him. The man will die on the streets from people he has pissed off/stolen from or die from drugs.
>>27778202
sounds like you're winning
>>27783906
cuz we play with mother fuckin LIVE AMMO OVER HERE YEEEHAAA
>>27781477
lel
that happened to me it was weird. I lost my job and he retired we became friends pretty much. Started going to lots of estate sales and shit
>>27777518
>>27777600
ahh stop it I dont want these feels
>>27777600
This hit me like a fucking truck.
I know this feel too damn well.
>tfw you have no relationship with your father
>call him once a week to make small talk
>can hear how excited he is to know I still remember he is there
dad I wish we were closer
god damn Im tearing up, why am I such a shit son
>dad comes in dad tells me i play too much video games and politely asks me to learn how to drive and find a job
>tell him to fuck off, but in spanish
that simple boys
>>27785751
>being mean to your dad
one day you will regret it anon
>dad kicked me out at age 16
>somehow managed not to die for next 8 years
>life is continuous hell
>>27785779
no i wont, hes responsible for my shitty genes and bringing me to this shitty life
>>27785815
your shitty genes could be from your mother too
>>27785850
i hate them both
>>27785788
what you do to get kicked out at 16?
>>27783212
>edges to cope, and then does the vidya to alleviate the dread of an interview.
Y-yeah. That's why I do that stuff, too.
Me and my dad...
>Years ago
>Guy I know comes over to my house to get some tv shows
>Go outside and do all the transfering in his car
>Come indoors
>Dad lights up
>"Were you with a friend, anon?"
>"No. Just some guy I know."
>"O-oh"
10 months ago.
>Finish internship
>Get job
>Dad's proud
>Living in apartment by myself
>Quit job after 2 months
>Dad's glad because he didn't like my employers
>Start looking for a new job
>"In the mean time you should go out and see some friends. Get out of the apartment."
>"I don't have any and I'm fine here."
>"O-oh"
Now.
>Still haven't found a job
>Dad scared that I might be depressed
>"You should visit us at home. Come stay a night"
>[Insert bullshit excuse]
>"Why not?" Its not right. You need to change your attitude, anon"
>"Okay"
>Haven't been home since last year
He got me a job interview for this week which I'll probably ace and I'll be the normie son he's always wanted.
>tfw you haven't killed yourself because you know it would rek your dad
>>27783711
>thinks you need to give formal notice to kick out your worthless manchild adult son
>calls other people stupid fucking niggers
>>27782141
I'm with you anon, I'm perfectly content with my life. I just can't wait to get a comfy job and live on my own so I can stop being told that my priorities in life are wrong.
>>27777777
I'm looking into these at the moment.
>>27782306
Your dad sounds alright anon, seems like a person who doesn't harbor any delusions.
>>27786072
Honestly anon I'm pretty proud of you for getting your own apartment.
> 2009
>leave the house at 6 am so dad thinks I'm looking for a job
> go to Walmart and play wii sports in the electronic section for like two fucking hours
> pick up a few applications from the nearby stores
> hang out at a restaurant for a while
> go home to shiptoast for the rest of the day
> how's the job search anon?
> "pretty good. Should be getting a call from blah blah blah tomorrow but I got some other applications just in case"
>BE ME
>move in with dad
>dad lays on couch all day collecting some government check for being borderline retarded
>walk into room and ask Dad are you gonna do anything today
>walk in next day ask the same thing
>always walk out shaking my head
>been doing this for 3 months
me and my dad have a good relationship. its my mom that has really got me worked up lately. me and the guy she remarried do not get along and I invited her to go eat with me for my birthday and she was trying to reschedule just because he didn't want her to go and he would be home by himself. Things have been building up for a while but that was the one that caused me to cut contact with her.
>>27786576
What a fucking jerk. Well done. She should realize that a shithead like that shouldn't have priority over blood
>>27782894
Shit anon, that's fucked up. My parents know I'm a massive failure but they would never kick me out, I don't understand how any parent could desu. How the fuck is kicking out your failure son supposed to help? It's not like you'll be able to get a job now either, these days nobody is going to hire a 26 year old with no job experience, never mind a smelly, unwashed homeless one, and your parents probably know this.
In my third world country if I were kicked out the only things that would await me are either, being murdered on the first week of homelessness or dying of starvation/drug abuse. I imagine homeless people in the US and other first world countries face similar issues, so I don't understand how a parent could do that to their child, even if they are losers, there's only misery once you reach that level.
Right now I'm a 22 year old KHV who watches anime, plays video games and browses Vietnamese basket weaving forums all day, everyday. I haven't had a friend in close to a decade and not only have I wasted what were supposed to be the best years of my life, but I made myself severely mentally ill in the process.
The only positive thing in my life right now is boxing, I started training 2 years ago after being a shut-in for 5 years and now I'm an amateur fighter who will turn pro next year. I probably won't make it very far but fantasizing about it feels good, other than being a NEET I can't imagine myself doing anything else. Being a wagecuck without the normalfag benefits(friends, romantic partner, socialization in general, etc.) seems worse than suicide. Just like uni, I simply can't take spending so much energy studying then just going home while all the normies go have fun and party, it's suicide inducing.
>>27780638
>Mom gets BLACK'D.
Damn Anon, not even my sister is that trashy senpai.
More parent stories pls.
I'm 30.
Don't worry. Eventually they accept it.
>>27777600
Why is this so fuckin accurate, I thought I was the only weirdo that did this to avoid chat with him
>>27777600
Hhh-oh. Oh no. This cute deep.
>Dad lives four hours away while I go to Grad School
Hmm...
>>27783704
when the hunger kicks in you'll change
it's a hell of a drug brah, just wait
anything productive that ever happened to me happened out of hunger
>tfw I hear my parents talking
>tfw I listen in
>tfw my dad is asking mom how the two of them raised two mentally ill boys who never had any friends
>>27777518
>My dad lives in a trailer with his new wife and smokes weed
>>27780588
this original post that I can relate to
Remember, kiddos. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
>>27777600
Fuck. Know that feel.
>>27778336
>>dad is wealthy makes 900k/year
wow he must be some corporate exec to make that much, my dad only makes 400k/year but that's salary.
>mfw dad spends about twice as much time in front of a computer as i do.
>mfw doesn't criticize me when im on my PC and even asks for help on our systems.
>mfw we've shared laughs about affluenza teen and his fake illness.
>>27777518
My father use to hate me, but know he is cool as fuck with me, give great advice and help when in need.
He even told me that he loves me and is proud of me, even im a piece of shit.
Cool dude. I love him too.
>>27777518
Dad looked proud of me once.
>Never played sport
>Dad always disappointed as he played at national level.
>New Years eve
>14
>Always a massive party at the beach of my home town.
>None of my friends have called etc no plans
>Dad takes me and my sister for a look down the beach before the party kicks off.
>See a few people I know.
>See a girl from my geography class.
>Looking unbelievably beautiful in a sundress, flawless little body showing through it.
>Sees me and basically jumps into my arms.
>Kiss on the cheek and asking me how I was going over the holidays.
>After she leaves go and ask dad if I can hang out here for a bit.
>He is almost bursting with pride after seeing her, and me wanting to stay. Big grin on his face.
>Lets me stay
>Got drunk for the 1st time with some friends and ended up dancing all night with her.
He died when I was 16, so I can disappoint him no more.
>>27787755
so... how does it feel knowing you have a little withe trash brother in the way?
>>27788130
He's lying, dipshit.
>>27788152
>He died when I was 16, so I can disappoint him no more.
Dont forget that
>Dad looked proud of me once.
he died happy bro
>>27788156
Don't care since I disowned him. He's a broken man that's beyond saving. I also have never spoken to his new wife.
>>27777518
my dads a fucking loser
>>27777518
>>27777600
just end it pham
>>27784282
I hope for that fate of my sometimes homeless schizophrenic father.
These people deserve death, they are an embarrassment to everybody around them.
>>27788379
you are an asshole dude, your father is sick and he is an embarrasment? FUck you. You are an embarrasment. You exist thanks to him, you should be thanking him instead of whining like a little bitch
Fuck you
>>27777518
I'd pay for my son to be a tournyfag so he can travel the world getting rekt.
>>27782894
People like you are the ones I imagine shitposting "wagecuck" and spamming cuckold nigger dick pictures all day. You really should kill yourselves. Assuming your story is true I'm glad your parents finally aborted you like they should have done 26 years ago.
>day of the interview
>sit in the shower for over an hour having a panic attack
>finally get out, the steam fucked with my head and now I have a headache
Awesome.
>>27788230
>I disowned him
Don't lie. He disowned your worthless ass.
>>27785815
>I'm not responsible for my life
If everyone in the world used the same logic...
>>27788717
Yeah cuz I'm gonna totally gonna lie on an anonymous image board
>>27788736
It would still be true.
You are conceived against your will, you are born against your will, you live against your will, and die against your will.
>>27787543
>assuming that everyone has the same parents
>projecting your own life experiences onto others
>>27777600
What do you mean by hiding away?
You leave the house?
>>27778165
>>27778207
Has anybody given a REAL AS FUCK answer to this type of question?
How did it work out?
>>27788379
Found the biggest piece of shit on r9k, congrats. People can't help that they have mental illnesses. Did your dad ever give up on you like you gave up on him?
>>27787727
look on the plus side, at least they rightly blame themselves and not you
>dad works night shift
>i stay home from school because fuck it
>forgot he was home
>when he wakes up I hide under my desk for the next 4 hours until im supposed to be home from school
>my dad never bothered to learn english
>I never bothered to learn vietnamese
>he's getting old
When we do talk I always make sure the last thing I say is "I love you" just in case he finally kicks the bucket. We really haven't connected in any way for pretty much my whole life, but I still know I'll be sad when he passes away.
>>27785544
I started with my grandparents when I graduated high school. I was a NEET for a while, would do stuff with my retired grandfather. Appreciate those times because I didn't spend nearly enough time with him or get enough of his vast wealth of knowledge.
>yfw you hate your piece of a shit dad
>can't wait for him to drop dead
>studying the whole day
>dad comes home
>take a break from studying so play vidya
>dad goes into my room
>sees me on my computer
>"you're a faggot, anon"
>i tell him to fuck off
>tfw this happens almost everyday
>>27778061
>>27778063
KEK
>>27782894
>masturbate and play vidya instead of going to interview
I've done that too, my parents just wouldn't kick me out though. My mother understands the whole didn't ask to be born thing and my dad doesn't like talking to me about doing something with myself, so he makes my mother to do it. I think he's trying to stay in denial of what I've become
>Come home from my part time wage slave job 3 nights per week
>Mom always cooks dinner for me to reheat in the Microwave
>Go into the kitchen as soon as I get home
>Turn on the Microwave to start reheating my dinner
>Parents come into the kitchen and see me
>'Oh hi anon! Its nice to see you for once'
>don't want to make discussion
>look at the microwave
>still 2 minutes to go
>don't care
>open it and grab my plate
>'s-s-sorry guys, I need to go and eat'
>dad says 'are you sure that food it hot enough son?'
>try to make him laugh
>'are you sure your wife is hot enough dad haha?'
>dad flips at me
>'yes you ungrateful fuck. she is so hot she burns right through the fucking 0 dollars rent you pay a month'
>slaps me in the face
>I apologise and walk upstairs
>cry in my room while I eat
>>27789278
Your dad actually calls you a faggot? hahahhaha ,my sides.
>>27777600
I can relate.
He reminds me what a piece of shit I am on every opportunity he has, even if I do the fucking chores everyday, so I just run upstairs after finishing.
>>27779965
maybe they've just given up and were stricter when they were younger
>>27784259
what is that picture from???? i want to know
>>27780588
my dad has been a NEET for 30+years, my mom is the breadwinner
>>27789492
Literally cant handle the banter
Well at least you got a job and can save up
>>27777518
this is why i never leave my room, and only come out for food when its late as fuck into the night
>>27789634
my thread lads I'm a goner
pray for me
>>27777913
mate, the least you could do is maybe take at the trash, do the dishes.
such a simple thing will literally make his day so much better.
>>27778063
Lame city
>In my room
>Hungry as FUCK
>Dad downstairs still
>It is 1am
>He usually goes to bed at 10pm
>Normally when I grab some food
>For some reason he hasn't gone to bed
>Getting frustrated
>Wanted to make a meatball sub
>Hear a noise downstairs
>Assume he is going to bed
>He doesn't
>Get really fucking furious
>Loudly scream 'GO TO FUCKING BED'
>hear 'what the fuck'
>feet come stomping upstairs
>panic
>turn my light off
>close my laptop
>pretend to be asleep
>dad comes into the room
>hear him mumble 'must have been having a nightmare. Maybe dreamt he was me with him as a son'
>walks off
>lay in bed pretending to sleep
>dad goes to bed at 2.30am
>sneak downstairs and eat a packet of ham in my underpants
>>27782954
stop falseflagging retard
>>27783354
>gf
>jump in shower
>"drive" and get her
>fuck for hours
GET. OUT
