Advice on writing a comedy song to play at a talent show.
>inb4 fag
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'd say it, but in b4
>>27775537
Maybe an offensive song. Like Bo Burnham type shit.
>inb4 still a fag
>>27775516
DON'T PLEASE
be funny
that might be a stretch for you
>>27775613
The only thing that's funny about me was my conception. I'm just trying to do it to impress a girl.
Bumping for lawlz
>>27775649
>impressing a girl with a public performance of an original song
Why do so many virgins seem to think this is a good idea? You're much better off just asking her out, at least in terms of potential embarrassment.
>>27775764
I just feel like I need to impress her. Use dark humor to my advantage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVuUB7aILD0
If trips, OP must perform this song!!
>>27775869
Roll on ya bois
Bump, because I need fucking advice
>>27775837
You must realize that this can only end in failure
Though i do look forward to the greentext when you fail
>>27775837
My god I hope this trainwreck is going to be filmed, I need to watch this.
>>27775869
Roll!
GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET NAZI POP!
>>27776157
I do as well.
>>27776154
If you need fucking advice, check out pornhub or something you kissless virgin
>>27776168
It probably is going to. Hope to god that it doesn't go viral.
>>27775869
R9K won't let me roll without an original comment. lulz
Talent show is tomorrow. Probably will post the greentext around 3:00 to 4:00 P.M.
>>27775516
I can't give you any advice, but I can tell you it's going to be bad and cringe worthy unless you're actually funny which I highly doubt
>>27775869
Keep rollin'rollin'rollin'rollin'rollin'
C'mon trips
>>27775516
>talent show
how old are you? I dont think Ive seen a talent show since primary or secondary school
>>27776307
I would say I'm a tad bit funny, but my humor will only go so far in a school talent show.
>>27776341
Senior year Talent Show
I've been considering just covering a song, since I'm an unimaginative fuck.
>>27776373
okay, i guess they just dont have that where i am from
>>27775869
>>27776431
Then cover this one, Pavarotti.
ROLL!
>>27776466
If trips, I'll probably perform. If someone videos me, then shit.
>>27775869
>>27776496
Now i MUST roll!
Give me trips or give me an illegitimate nigger cuckbaby that I'm forced to pay child support on!!
>>27776543
Well, fuck. Now I'm gonna have TWO brown cuckbabies from the biggest niggerslut in the world
I've been thinking of writing a Happy Song About Depression thing. I'm fucking shit, I know.
>>27776697
>>27775869
Fuck it! Go for the roll! Put it ALL on the line!
Its your senior year, leave without dignity like a true r9kbot
>>27775869
Gimme those sweet sweet trips. I pray to the god of 4chan, the almighty fuckery in his wisdom should give me the power of the trips!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjPhFSlhOuQ
Just preform this
>>27776894
But...what about his afterform?
Or his FINAL FORM
>>27776894
I'll just play Sad by Bo Burnham, Unless someone rolls trips.
OP I'm begging you don't
this will haunt you for the rest of your life
>>27777052
I have nothing else to live for. This is the only thing that'll get me recognized, maybe in a good way, maybe not.
>>27777052
>>27775869
Roll for trips, anon. It's our only hope!!
>>27777084
You'd have better luck if you kidnapped her and kept her prisoner and tried to Stockholm Syndrome her into being your girlfriend.
>>27777084
>>27775869
Awww. There's lots to live for! Like praying to whatever you believe in that nobody gets trips for the nazi pop song that you'll wind up lip syncing to everyone you know.
>>27777254
I'll just call the show off and be a wallflower until graduation.
>>27777312
Want to impress that girl?
Take off the diaper, put on some big boy shorts, and talk to her!
Maybe talking about your ridiculous talent show idea to her (as if it was a joke) might make her think you're funny enough to spend time with.
Otherwise be like everyone else on R9K and join tindr; then spend years getting more and more bitter that nobody gives you the time of day.
Alternatively, you can go along with your plan, shame yourself in front of everyone you know (including your crush who will be too embarrassed FOR you to look at you afterwards) and forever be remembered by your peers as the talent show fool.
>>27777456
You're right. I'm just going to talk to her, Fuck the talent show. Thanks anon.
>>27775869
Or i can reroll and hope for trips.
Also, have a poem i just made up:
If I was a dog
And you were a flower
I'd lift up my leg
And give you a shower
>>27775516
>comedy song
don't
>>27775649
>I'm just trying to do it to impress a girl.
pls anon. don't.
>>27777512
SOMEONE'S BALLS JUST DROPPED!
Do it Anon! If you do I'll promise to stop rolling for trips!
The worst that could happen is you find out she's not into you. She won't bite or hit. Being upfront might make her think you've got some alpha in there to tap into.
And if she says she's not into you, Then you move on to the next qt3.14 on the list!
I'm sending all my luck your way!
>>27775516
I write comedy songs all the time. The trick is to do it with friends and improvise. Plan nothing and just start singing and see what words come out.
>>27777638
I'll post what happens tomorrow.
>>27777659
Awesome. I'll be lurking and watching!
I have a good feeling about this Anonbro. Mind you i just had an epic fap-off so I feel pretty good about everything right now.
Get that girl for all your poor botbros suffering from perpetual oneitis!
>>27777819
Thanks for the inspiration. Thanks all of you.
>>27777912
Now I know how a momma bird feels when she sees her babies flying on their own.
>>27775582
Actually, that sounds pretty good, provided you can write it well.
Wait, Bo Burnham's considered offensive? Jesus Christ the world is so pussified.
If dubs, OP kills himself for bring a beta unimaginative fuck.
If trips, OP kills himself for being a beta unimaginative fuck.
>>27778672
NOOOOO! He's gonna talk to the girl and report back tomorrow.
If he does it.....he officially becomes better than all the other r9kbots that are to terrified to look at a girl thru a window!!
He will have ascended ... I hope he does. If he does it....that means there IS hope for the rest of us
>>27778560
It is, truly.
