What's your kink/fetish?
How achievable is it?
>>27775310
Doesn't matter, a woman will find it gross if you're not Chad.
hairy armpits and hairy pussy
throat fucking & heels.
not very. have crazy O.C.D which puts girls/women off of me & puts me off of them
For me, it's anything to do with hypnosis.
>achievable?
With a bit of effort it is, I know already know the limits, but the whole induction process still hits me in the fetish anyway. I haven't had it done on myself yet, but I've hypnotized lots of anons so there is that.
Breastfeeding
Thigh fetish
hand fetish
I don't even give a fuck anymore.
Masculine chicks.
Torture (sadism) I really want to slice into some women/burn them with cigarettes/ slap and choke them. I want to say that most women would never let me do any of that
>>27775382
Hypnosis isn't real. People just play along because they think they're supposed to.
>>27775310
being happy and loved is my fetish.
>>27775310
Anal
Most girls will get into it once you get good at it (put a vibrator in her at the same time, make it a shower activity, etc.).
>>27775430
>I know already know the limits
Do you think that makes me less turned on by it?
>fisting, prolapsing, large insertions
I can't even talk to a girl so impossible.
I noticed more and more girls are into it though. Thanks Tumblr and Bad Dragon.
Dehumanization.
I like latex and bags over their heads and stuff. Turn the girl into a living sex puppet.
If the girl is into BDSM (and about exactly half are, but I have no idea how to tell until I fuck them and find out) it's really not a hard leap.
The big problem is that a lot of this shit is super exspensive. Full body suits are like $400. If I buy the shit they'll put it on, but I just can't invest so much into every random tinder whore.
This applies to all sex toys. You need to buy new ones with every new piece of ass.
>>27775461
Whatever floats your boat, m8. As long as you understand it's not real and the whole thing is a scam.
>>27775445
woah lets take it easy, perv
diapers
pretty easy considering my boyfriend is also a diaper fetishist
>What's your kink/fetish?
being inside of a girl's shoe as she walks around
>How achievable is it?
only if they invent the fetish matrix
>>27775310
Redheads in general
Dont see too many so its not that achievable for me
I really want to hold hands with a pretty girl and have her tell me she loves me.
And maybe later some butt stuff, but that's entirely optional.
Fursuits and scat
>>27775419
Same here, I want her to make me her slave, and I must do anything she asks. Or the other way around, either way I would be satisfied.
Huge Boobs.
Like EXTREMELY huge boobs. Gigantic Asses as well.
As a grow older it's hard to find girls with these assets who will just give it up to any loser, and because we live in the instagram age half of them are "models" with 10s of thousands of followers willing to buy them things in exchange for pictures.
Unfortunately my dream of a massively busy wife with a nice plump ass who cooks, cleans, sucks and fucks seems very unrealistic.
get dressed like a girl and fucked in the ass
>>27775310
Authentic mind break rape. Probably impossible to achieve since I'll never have sex (nevermind having the ability to fuck a woman into submissive pleasure) and shitty feelings of morality.
>>27775682
>think 'bullshit, there are plenty of ugly, fat redheads'
>'im going prove this retard wrong'
>google "fat natural redhead"
>see this, my dick explodes
I w-was so wrong anon...
>>27775310
Being breastfed by a milf.
Possible, but I'll never experience it.
ass eating
very achievable, my girlfriend enjoys it
Beast stuff (only with dogs), some dehumanizing BDSM, and being in an overall lovely relationship.
>>27775310
>want to get cucked
>can't even get a gf
>>27775310
Chained up and being teased by a dominatrix and I have to break out and fuck her senseless desu senpai
>>27775310
oh all kinds of things really. Long hair, thighs and butts, feet, light ageplay, submissive girls, leash and collar play, somewhat dominant girls (like bully/teasing)
Too bad I'm a kv
>>27775310
Torture. Homicide. Dead bodies. Decomposition.
I want to kill enormous numbers of cute men and women, mutilate their bodies, fuck them and keep them around as trophies until there's nothing left of them but bone.
This is completely unachievable, nothing can adequately substitute it and it will torment me until I die.
>>27775310
>What's your kink/fetish?
Futa - not impossible
Pegging/light femdom - impossible for a like me.
reverse cuckolding
basically I want to come home to my unfilial wife fucking some stranger and assrape him infront of my wife.
can't find a girl much less one anyone else would fuck
>>27776162
Assuming this isn't some kind of ruse, how did you develop this fetish? Did you see a dead body one day and think.."Hot."
>Lotion play
>One piece swimsuits and leotards
Probably not that weird if I could ever get a gf
>>27776259
large number of factors. tl;dr my parents were abusive and fucked me up, exposed me to way too much violence and death at a young age, and I was conditioned to think of those things as positive instead of anything else. I never wanted a normal relationship, never was aroused by someone living. I've always been fixated on the dead, sexually or otherwise, and causing others pain for my own pleasure. I wish I was rusing you, I know how much of an edgelord I sound like but I'm being completely honest.
>>27776334
psssshhhhh
nothin personnel... kid
etc.
>>27775310
>A woman who could love me for who I am.
Pretty impossible desu senpai.
In order of preference
>giantess
>vore
>/ss/
>tall qts ( Im 1.85m )
>mutual love and monogamy
Im basically fucked
harem
will be pretty difficult considering i can't even get one girl to fug me
>>27776334
What was the first thing you fapped to? Also, what's the closest you've gotten to actually fulling your fetish? I'm genuinely curious.
>>27775737
>scat
There's no good new films the best are from the 80s and 90s from Germany
>>27775310
General BDSM play. Mainly spanking as a dom and chastity as a sub. Have experimented with it with EX'gfs, but I dont think I want to share the chastity thing anymore. It's just too weird and I was lucky she brought it up.
The spanking and general bdsm things are usually easy to achieve. Most women are into it or will at least agree to get tied up once or spanked. I also just do it because I need it and they desperately want to please me.
>>27776432
This.
My fetish is the idea of waking up in a warm comfortable home with a girlfriend who loves and respects me and who I feel comfortable around and could have loving sex with all day.
>Bondage
>Exhibition
>Electricity
Don't have a partner, but acted this out a few times. Can green text if anyone cares
I have several. I've accomplished all of the ones that are possible to accomplish IRL.
The impossible one on my mind today is oviposition.
>>27776486
It's pretty disgusting but my parents were loudly arguing about whether or not they'd be going to a funeral, and at one point they were screaming about how much open caskets gross them out, and were listing all of the different characteristics of a dead body in that state. It made me feel good and I wanted to touch myself, and before I knew it I fapped for the first time.I came almost instantly, it was over almost as soon as it started
I've done some pretty terrible things and can't really say how close I've gotten. I think it's enough to say that I'm still mentally stable, not in prison and haven't killed a bunch of people.
>>27776538
Let's hear it,especially details on the electricity play.
>>27776534
That's the dream, impossible though...
>>27776584
>oviposition
>impossible
It's dangerous, but not impossible. Get a bunch of egg-shaped objects, shove them up someone's snatch, and watch them pop out later. Whoa. So hard.
>>27776584
>The impossible one on my mind today is oviposition.
Step it up nigger
>>27775310
I like giving and recieving pain
My gf is into it as well
She's been trying harder recently to maintain her nails so that it's easier for her to break skin
She also seemed really into the idea of me tieing up her legs so that when she cums and tries to close them she'll just dig the rope into her back and thighs
>>27776657
I'm unsure whether to be impressed or deeply, deeply disappointed.
>>27776598
Ever try to have relationships with other living humans? Or was anyone ever attracted to you and how did you react? Sorry if this is bothering you.
Wrestling.
Nothing sexier than putting a woman in a submission move and having her tap out and say uncle.
>>27776657
>>27776633
Yeah, I know these exist, but since they aren't actual eggs, can't be carried in my uterus for long periods of time, and there's no actual monster to lay them inside of me I don't consider oviposition possible.
Putting fake eggs in the vagina is not oviposition any more than fucking a vibrator is sex.
>>27776876
It's not sex, but it is penetration. Much like positioning an ovum with your body is oviposition.
If what you're into is monsters, you should have said bestiality and size difference. Which is another solvable issue, if an expensive one, to be frank
>>27776876
Just get pregnant and abort senpai.
>>27776809
A lot of people have been attracted to me before, it's always been extremely awkward and I'm afraid I haven't ever handled it very well. I've used every fucking excuse in the book, from being gay, to asexual, to being too busy or wanting to focus on myself, faking other fetishes, just denying them without any reason, everything. I've tried many times before to have relationships. I thought, as a teenager, that I just hadn't found the right kink or fetish yet that could be an alternative. I was mistaken. I'm currently in a relationship with someone who knows about my fetishes and they have some that compliment mine, we support each other but there's pretty much no sex involved. Most people would be completely unsatisfied but I think this is as good as it can get for me.
There's no need to apologize, if I didn't want to talk about it I wouldn't have posted.
>>27776900
They aren't real eggs. They just look like them (and not even the kinds of eggs I like). And that's simply not good enough.
I don't like bestiality--I only like intelligent monsters that can communicate. Oviposition without monsters to lay the eggs is a waste of time. Size difference isn't important to this fetish.
>>27776876
Would you prefer it for those eggs to actually get through the cervix and into the womb? And so you can then push them out, somehow.
Would that even be possible?
Owning a qt cow girl that I can keep pregnant and lactating.
It's not impossible, but very improbable to find a girl into this.
>>27776993
Those 'eggs' are trash, I don't want them. It would probably be possible but extremely painful for someone to jam one past their cervix, but I can't imagine why anyone would do such a stupid thing.
In the impossible fantasy, the cervix feels no pain and the ovipositor and eggs can bypass it. Eggs are laid directly in the uterus.
>>27775310
>What's your kink/fetish?
Being with a woman who genuinely loves me
>How achievable is it?
Impossible.
Pregnancy, there's nothing sexier than a vulnerable pregnant belly. My ideal fantasy would be a threesome with two very pregnant slutty teens. I think it could be doable but I'd have to pay quite a bit for it.
My less achievable fantasy would be to somehow get a submissive trap pregnant and fuck her till my dick explodes.
>>27777071
The fantasy is indeed impossible but the idea of those toys is that they would feed into the fantasy while your imagination makes up the rest.
>>27776598
This was last night
>Have a thing for self bondage for a few years now
>Want to lose weight because I want to do this outside, but also look good
>Slim down from 215 to 165 in a a little over a year
>Look good and feel great
>Buy a new electo sex power box that's remote controlled and voice activated, also get a remote controlled shock coller
>Get home at 2 AM, dark enough to do walk around tied up
>Place my key fob 6 blocks away from my car
>Get naked, and cuff my ankles and thighs with leather cuffs, use belts too
>Ball gag in my mouth
>Put on the collar and a leash, if someone catches me I could be really fucked
>Place all the keys in my car and lock the doors
>Put some electricity pads on my ass and a big electric buttplug in my ass
>Turn them up high and then turn on the electricity
>Cuff my hands behind my back before I can wuss out
>Ass checks feel like they're getting spanked, and the buttplug is insanely pleasuring
>Now I have to walk 5 blocks to get my fob back, and then another 5 to bring it back
>Ankle cuffs make me walk at turtle pace
>Few blocks down see car lights several blocks away, hide behind a bush until it passes
>Have to walk past a park with a motion sensor light
>See one car driving fast down the street I'm walking towards, nowhere to hide
>Luckily they turn one block up from where I am
>Get the key and start heading back
>See a truck 2 blocks away from the street I'm walking towards
>They turn one block up from where I am, see someone get out
>Then immediately another car starts coming down that same street
>Doesn't look like they're turning
>Closest place to hide is near someone's house where the lights inside were still on; dog in the back yard barks like crazy
>Whole time the power box is going crazy from this dog, worried it'll get me caught
>Getting a huge rush this whole time and start humping the ground
>Car finally passes after a while and keep going
Nothing happened after that. Made it back, got out.
>>27775310
>Anal
Easy, most girls will take it up the butt nowadays
>Lolis
Wouldn't even attempt, so I just watch from afar
>watching girls poop
Somewhat, it's not something I'd imagine they would be comfortable with, I'm sure there's a few who wouldn't give a fuck though.
Traps. Definitely achievable I guess. Met a really cool passable trap on Tinder, but sadly she was looking for an actual relationship and didn't want to hook up.
Also, hairy armpits and facesitting. Both are achievable I suppose, granted I find the right grill.
>>27775356
This nigga gets it
>>27777184
Jesus christ. My scat fetish doesn't sound so bad anymore.
>>27775310
My fetish is when the girls is visibly attracted to you and clearly wants to fuck you. Like in porn when they switch positions to doggystyle and the girl is getting on her hands and knees and trying to angle her body best because she wants to get the dick in her because she wants it.
Needless to say, girls don't seem to like me to often
>mfw
>>27777273
It's definitely out there, but the experience is amazing.
>spanking
Literally every girl openly into it after Fifty Shades. Thanks disgusting Twilight fanfic whale.
>>27777184
Never understood exhibitionism but the rest sounds very exciting.
>voice activated power box
I need to get me one of these.
>>27777393
The exhibition thing was something I'd been wanting to try for an extra thrill. This was on the second time I've done that
I live with my mom and sister and they rarely gets out the house, so it's rare to get these sessions.
Unkempt girls, and self-harm scars. I think the latter is really cute, even though it's fucked up. It shows that she's been through some shit and knows sadness. Also when girls wear cat ears.
I like BPD girls too but more for personality than anything.
>A human cow maid, preferably spending most of her time heavily pregnant
If I was a rich man this wouldn't be a problem at all. Giving a woman room and board in exchange for getting big and milking herself as she watches Netflix sounds like it would be very easy. And considering that I'm not raising the little bastards they can be Chad's kids for all I care.
>>27777502
I dated a girl with self harm scars, 2 actually.
Im still friends with 1 and the other one is a tryhardy bitch who dated a girl to spite me. But unlike me, shes a filthy wagecuck so i win in the end.
But yeah, the one im still friends with had scars everywhere, stomach, tits, chest everywhere. Best lay ever desu
>>27777502
I guess someone has to marry the trash.
Groping random chicks in crowded public places and they're into it and continuing on with whatever they're doing normally.
I'm behind them just getting closer and soon i attempt an innocent bump into them to gauge response.
Soon I'm running my hand over her clothes which leads to it reaching under her bra and sliding my other hand gently just caressing the top of her panties.
Where it goes from there doesn't matter.
gentle femdom with a girl much taller than me
cute girls don't really come in the 7'0+ sizes
>>27775310
I'm just gonna come out and admit it. I'm a cuck.
I like seeing white women pounded by big black guys, Not sure how it started but I have fantasized about every girl I have ever met taking a black dick.
I think I'm this way because deep down I really don't like women and it gets me off seeing them degraded.
>>27777869
>Groping random chicks in crowded public places
>tfw that's also my fetish
That thrill is fucking amazing. Thankfully I live in New Orleans, cause of Mardi Gras. Literal streets jam packed full of crowded drunk people moving back and forth to places, and it last for days. Squeezing and palming juicy soft butts never felt so easy. Even dry humphing is pretty easy to pull off.
Pretty much the only time I can do it though, I've tried concerts, but it's never really packed enough where you have any reason to be that close.
>>27778022
good god man why
I have been obsessed with this girl for many years.
>>27778022
What is your favorite way to see them fucked by black guys? Why don't you like women?
>pic related
also
>creampie
>impregnation
>pregnant belly
>breastfeeding
>How achievable is it?
I got to do them all, with a girl who looks like pic related. I was a chad but now I'm an exhausted dad
>>27778936
eat tons of celery
The celery contains pheromones that will attract women to you and make them want to whatever you want sexually
Giving and Receiving Wedgies/underwear tighty whities briefs/granny pantie briefs Fetish, usually buy lots of Mens Hanes and Fruit of the loom Briefs for myself (have over 30 pairs) and also when women sit down and you can see their waistband sticking out of their pants
Main fantasy is going up to a adult women mid twenties to thirties who wear Hanes or fruit of the loom brief panties (cotton granny panties) and giving them a huge atomic wedgie until the waistband covers the face or have someone come up to me and give me a sudden atomic wedgie
Very achievable but exteremly rare I just need to find a woman who actually likes wearing Hanes brief granny panties and doesn't mind my tighty whities but I'm doubtful such
A person exists
>>27778952
thanks broscience
>>27775310
no kinks or fetishes
still unachievable
>>27775310
One piece swimsuits, thighjobs, and tanlines. Achievable if I wasn't a socially inept autist.
>>27778936
So thick girls then?
>>27775310
>ass fucking
>rimming
>gentle femdom
>voyeurism
>watching girls piss/having them piss on me
Already rimmed a girl and I'm hoping to get pissed on soon.
Out of all of them a gentle femdom experience is probably the least likely desu.
>>27777717
They're not trash.
Honestly, those types of girls are the only ones I've ever gotten along with. They're so perfect. I thought I had fairly recently met someone special and cool that I could maybe be with, but she doesn't like me as much as I thought. I feel a little led on, but that's life I guess.
I hate everything.
>>27779105
yup, thick and fertile
Anal
Basically have to be in a relationship, a lot of girls like it but it's a trust thing.
Eating ass. Very achievable. I did it last night. It isn't as good in person as it is in porn, though. Girls need to wash beforehand, and even then, you have to kind of power through that initial disgust of realizing 'oh god, this is where she shit's from.'
Once you're past that? Pretty good. Really hard to go for more than a few minutes, though. Pulling apart a chubby/thick girl's ass is difficult, and you can't breathe. Kind of messes up the rhythm. Good fetish to have overall though, I'd give it a 7/10. Girls are almost always interested in trying it.
>>27775478
same here. I'm stuck between giving up on it altogether and pursuing it
tall motherly types
not so achievable
>>27779119
Are you sure she doesn't like you?
Maybe she's just the shy or lonely type
Turned out that my crush liked me but they didn't realize it and gave up because of how aloof I normally am
>>27775310
I really want to eat out a girl's ass, but I don't think any girl would be up for that, and if I asked they'd probably break up with me
>fetish
Sissy. Wear tights and a miniskirt, suck some big dick with lip gloss and take it in the ass from some dom is my deepest dark secret.
How plausible is it? Not very because I'm smart and doing such a thing like that would probably emotionally scar me.
>>27779482
Lots of girls are up for it, but only with chads. Either that or they're batshit crazy
>>27779517
I don't know man, the girls I like are usually the quiet reserved types who I doubt would be up for sex, much less me eating out their asshole
>>27779444
She doesn't. She is a shy and lonely type, but has all but told me at this point that she doesn't want to be with me at all.
I don't know where to find another special crazy sad qt... I was sure this girl had potential to be someone I could really care about...
>>27779544
try directly asking her, you'll never know for sure unless you do.
>>27779538
sometimes the quiet ones are the freakiest
>>27776162
Pretty much this except I only want it with one specific person. Also I hope you're doing well necrofag.
>>27779591
she has a tendency to just vanish whenever i bring up anything emotional, and then reappear hours later pretending nothing happened.
pear-shaped girls and big thighs. i like normal thicc girls too, but there's something really cute about the small tits+big thighs and ass that just gets me.
>>27779644
You should just ask her anyways, it's not like you've got much to lose
>>27779771
I have tried, my friend. I have tried.
I dunno what to do anymore. I don't have anyone else to even attempt to pursue. I feel empty.
>>27775360
I thought you meant her fucking your throat with a strapon for a second. you're vanilla as hell
>>27775310
>a friend had a gf who very much looked like Stoya
>he got to lick her butthole
>but she cheated on him and apparently was kind of a dirty (i.e. unhygienic) person
>>27775478
Yeah porn culture is influencing everyone, male and female. Another friend's gf was apparently into quite rape-y gangbang stuff.
>>27779838
Fuck off e-chad. You had a dozen girls throwing themselves at you last year and you rejected them all because they weren't local. And now you've realized your mistake they're gone.
>>27775556
>not crafting your own shit
come on, man.
>>27780093
Oh please. You can say that but fucking none of them even talked to me in private offsite even when I begged for skype, and the one that actually did talk to me ditched me to go fuck a local-ish (to her) chad anyway so I don't give a shit anymore
I don't know, I've fapped to so much fucked up shit I don't really care anymore. I suppose what I really want to do is hold someone close and feel a sense of human connection.
>>27780138
>I suppose what I really want to do is hold someone close and feel a sense of human connection
This was supposed to be a kink thread, not a feels thread, why did you do this to me man
>>27780077
>Another friend's gf was apparently into quite rape-y gangbang stuff.
Guy here. I like this to but I also have a hate of women. So I like to see them roughed up.
>>27775310
I want to abduct a feminine robot boy and lock him up in a sound proof room in my basement. The room will be made up to look like a little girl's bedroom with lots of girly stuff to do and play with.
I will then force him to take large doses of estrogen both orally and through injections as well as spiro. And he will also be forced to take good care of himself and keep himself pretty with the makeup and cosmetic items I provide all of the time or he will be punished.
>>27775799
WANT TO BE YOUR SOLDIER
WANT TO BE YOUR SLAAAAVE
>>27780135
I want it to look nice. Anything I made would look like shit.
Obviously I get my own rope and make make-shift paddles and stuff sometimes, but I just don't have the ability to create a latex mask, for example.
>>27780312
Reddit here!
t. a guy who's probably had multiple gfs but thinks he's edgy instead of just another chad
Thigh high black kneesocks
Pretty sure it's achievable if I could get a gf.
>>27780499
>extremely competent with sewing, costume making, prop making, etc.
>have an extremely masochistic gf with major kinks for uniforms and fetish play
>too poor to afford materials
>even if I could she's got so many hang-ups and I have so many issues we rarely do anything anymore
Tickling
Amazingly achievable, I do it with my gf all the time. She's also the serious, bossy type, so seeing a girl that frowns so much laughing incontrolably, squirming under your hands, helpless while you run your fingers all over her belly, feet, armpits is heaven. Also you can do that to a lot of girls as a friendly joke and they won't think twice as long as you're not creepy.
>>27781288
No, you. I watch you on tv. You fuck cats.
>>27775310
holding hands with a girl who likes me
it is unachievable
(real) girls that honestly like me
Forcing someone to hold their piss/bulging bladders. Like blocking peehole too maybe. Not too impossible I guess.
Into feet, heels, and pee
Maybe stuff with feet is possible. I try to stay positive
voyeurism and bestiality (receiving)
>tfw degenerate
>>27775310
Pretty much this kind of porn for the longest time.
>>27775310
The idea of eating a girls ass turns me on like nothing else.
Seems pretty obtainable. It's getting the gf that's the hard part.
>>27777389
I never understood spanking as a kink.
It seems like so many people are into it, but it's never done anything for me. If anything, it's a bit of a turn-off.
Little girls, sadly.
I want a girl to fart in my face. She has to have a certain diet so she produces more and stinkier farts.
I also would like to lick female assholes
Diapers. It's a dumb fetish and one I'll probably never indulge in in real life, but I still fantasize about it.
In the meantime I've settled for being the little spoon when my gf and I cuddle.
>>27782499
Are there easy ways to fuck children by paying them? I hear this Thailand meme all the time
>>27775310
I want to make love with a small woman, like around 5 foot or less, because I have a big dick which would look better with a small girl. Then you can man handle her real well. But I am not some sex pervert I am just some virgin. I have an active imagination, and I imagine a small woman would be the best.
>>27775310
Alright here we fucking go. Time for some degeneracy.
Women that wear diapers and act like babies. Mental regression basically. If I were to ever somehow get into a relationship like that there'd probably no sex unless we were both in adult mode, tons of hugs, cuddles, baby games.
When it comes to actual porn of it I stick to 2d/stories. I like it when their cognitive functions lower that to of infants or their bodies act like babies while their minds are intact. The control aspect along with the slow mind alteration aspects do it for me the best. It's pretty much mindbreak + diapers and mostly disliked by AB/DLs themselves from what I've seen. I've never actually worn them irl yet but I'd probably like it a lot.
For ideal real life stuff I'd either be a gentle daddy type figure or a baby to a mommy, but most likely I'll keep this specific stuff to myself until I die, diapers in general are a bit more achievable but still frowned upon.
>>27782768
I wouldnt do it if I could, I've idolized little girls to the point where I cant bear to see them get hurt at all.
I love sloppy throat fucking. I could conceivably achieve it for the 50 bucks a hooker would charge to let me do it to her.
>>27783103
Sauce on that picture bro or muh nigga? Whichever race you are.
A lot of hookers require condoms even if it's blowjobs. I like throat fucking to though. One of my fetishes to.
>>27775310
I like cute feet.
And noses.
I want nothing more than to lick them, and hold them.
Also checking gets horizon
>>27777777
>>27776441
Same fetish but Manlet
I had a girlfriend who was 6'3 but she was submissive and refused to be dominant ;_;
>>27783267
is that Hotsy Leggs?
putting my finger down the back of her panties after she's been sweating a little and getting her ass crack sweat on my finger then licking it off :x
Mutual slob weight gain while being into geeky things. It's impossible because girls aren't into geeky things.
Horse transformation
No...
The most pure white girls in the world getting tainted.
i want a gf that lets me play with her feet a lot, and makes me massage her....a lot. i just like feeling my partner's body, all over and any part. i'm pretty clingy so of course i'd want a clingy girl too
>>27779074
too real brother
I don't know if it's a fetish, but I want to live a pretty vanilla life with a slutty alt girl who's not vanilla at all.
>>27775310
Attempting to inseminate/impregnate as many women as possible. It is very achievable, because I exclusively fuck escorts, so I'll just poke some holes in the condoms so when I cum it blasts through the holes. Very satisfying.
>>27776219
You're the anti-hero we need
>>27780136
Why do they call you evil?
You are actually quite sad.
>>27785286
Probably because I'm mostly a huge cunt.
It's a self-branding though. Not a title anyone gave me.
my boyfriend paying to get me castrated and bullying me for it
sex in public/outdoors
>tfw will never join the mile high club
>>27785698
Vyro how have you managed to stay so skinny over the years?
Do you just persist on water and nothing else? I'm legitimately curious.
>>27783805
There has to be some kind of law against this.
>>27785816
I am mostly just average now. Likely going to go skeleton again soon though. It fluctuates depending on my mood, which swings between normal and too depressive to even eat randomly for months at a time.
This is me a few weeks ago taken at the local university bookstore because it was the only full body mirror. Not super skinny now. Again, WILL probably change.
I always wanted to fuck a dead girl. That way there's no sense of "Is my dick too small" or "Am I doing it correctly?".
I can't live with myself at that point, I just can't. I think having sex with the dead is probably one of the most humane things to do before the body starts to really decay. But woman aren't into it and laws prevent it and overall unless I work at a funeral home Ill never achieve it
>>27786181
More Vyro reviews youtube videos please
>>27785778
Some cooking with Absalom youtube videos please
>>27786181
Do you exercise at all? Your skin's pretty clear as well, actually. A lot clearer than mine, anyway.
>>27786310
Literally no one likes those.
>>27786312
I have never exercised a day in my life. My skin is okay though. I don't know why I eat like shit and live an unhealthy lifestyle.
>>27786181
You lookreally cute anon
geting my dick milked till i cum by a hot milf in a nurse costume
mediocre but expensive to achieve
>>27786363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSKe6EhiKA0
>>27786341
Plenty of people like them. You have more than one digit views on them. Chocovine has four digit views!
Having sex with a cutie whose entire body smells like her own ass.
>>27786363
t-thanks
>>27786428
Chocovine is a mystery honestly. I think the drink is obscure enough that it shows up when you google it maybe
>>27786452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZSC-gXwX2c
Why didn't you save her?What a qt
>>27786491
when I actually had the money to, she decided she'd rather have a chad than someone like me.
It's not entirely her fault though. Once she started taking meds for her BPD she became a very very different and emotionally distant person.
>>27786428
>>27786363
His deathwise review is cute too, he makes a crazy face at the beginning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D35qaH4Dko&nohtml5=False
>>27786310
I don't have time for that shit. I have a day off tomorrow, but I'm going trainspotting in Santa Clara
>>27786855
>trainspotting
Just looking at trains right? While waiting at the tracks in my car, I saw a guy with two small children videotaping the incoming train. I thought of you samson.
>>27786852
Thisone?gobehiscrazygf
>>27787054
Yep, that's it.no u
>>27787176
I don't like men like that. He's also a femanon serial contactfag that dislikes males. He's a dirty tripslut
>>27775310
I just want to have a faithful virgin wife.
>How achievable is it?
Pretty much impossible
>>27782768
try fucking a midget or a quad amputee
Anthromorphic male reptiles.
The thought of being brutalized by one is kind of hotand they're a playable race in my favorite video game.
>playing with danish spergmoms anus on weekly basis
100% unachievable since she refuses to marry me
Fart fetish. I want a girl to fart in and around my mouth, nose and face. And force me to smell it.
My ex did this only a couple times but I haven't really had a serious gf since.
>>27787016
and photographing them. will also grab some food and beers down there probably, maybe even enjoying them on the platform if I can get away with it
>>27788079
>hey anon thanks for going to comiccon with me, this is our first date so don't take this the wrong way but could you quickly check my costume for me, it feels like my panties are about to slip when I do this
*TTTTHHHRRRRPPPTT*
>>27788140
>tfw you can distinctly smell which fast food place she ate from last
I'm thinking Arby's.
>>27775310
Blood.
Although not period blood. It has a way different taste and it can clot.
So not very achievable since I would need to carve someone up for it.
>a latte liberal qt girl with a big round ass saying she'd give me a sexual favors if I would vote for Bernie rather than "Drumpf"
>she has a degenerate normie style
>half her fat ass showing, not even covered by her shorts
>at first say no but I give in
>she exclaims "Birdie!" as I reveal myself
>gives me blue pilled lectures on why I shouldn't vote for a racist, sexist, xenophobic demagogue
>yell maga as I cum on her face
>she's surprised
>she scoffs and complains with her pretentious vocal fry after realizing
I want to fuck multiple seiyuu
not at all unless I come into some big money
>>27775310
Having sex
Never going to happen.
>>27788785
what does maga mean :o
1 or more hot dominatrixes force another heterosexual man to suck my penis
Probably achievable if I were single and had money to burn
>>27789425
Make America Great Again.
It means being a Patriot under Trump.
