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>"Ew, but miss, I don't want to sit by Anon!!"
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>"Ew, but miss, I don't want to sit by Anon!!"
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>>27773952
How about you take a fucking shower then?

Would you want to sit beside some smelly disgusting fucking piece of trash?
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>>27773952
Who the fuck calls the teacher "miss"? Is this fucking britcuckistan?
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>"Hehe Morgan, you should go out with ANON!"
>"Ewww that's not funny"
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>"You're a fucking psycho, anon"
>my oneitis
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>>27773952
>tfw none of the girls ever wanted to act out the romantic scenes with you in drama class until the last year of high school
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>"Anon, don't you have a partner? Why don't you join in a group of three?"

>"Um, anon, we don't want to work in a three, why don't you ask Daniel and Josh if they want to work with you?"
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>>27773952
I remember once in my sophomore year geometry class, I thought I was being stealth by having my head down on the desk and looking at the girl behind me's feet.
Then she shouted "QUIT STARING AT MY FEET!"
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I dread everyday I didn't go all out creep.
Like following girls, butting in on conversations, not taking the hints and so on.
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>he went to class
lol.
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>>27774034
>teacher chooses a group for me
>they don't talk to me the entire lesson
>"Anon, you didn't even help a single bit with this, I knew we shouldn't have let you join our group"
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>>27774044
why were you staring at her feet
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>>27774147
Why do you think, faggot.
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>>27774171
I seriously can't think of a single reason why
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>"Anon, you do realize we aren't friends, right?"
>"I was only trying to be nice"
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>>27774044
Fucking creepy of you. I smelled a girl's hair once and she and her friends noticed but it wasn't so bad because I'm female : ^ )
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>>27774183
hes a footfag, idiot
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>>27774206
>refuse to call anyone a friend because I'm terrified of this
>worry that I'm alienating people who actually do consider us friends
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>>27774206
This hits home so fucking hard.
Why are females so damn cruel and inconsiderate?
Are they even human?
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>>27774221
>I'm a female
No you're not.
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>>27774260
>These people exist
>Can't into being normal and have to like dirty feet
I thought it was a joke
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>>27774221
>Fucking creepy of you. I smelled a girl's hair once and she and her friends noticed but it wasn't so bad because I'm female : ^ )
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27774322
>on a board with more traps than /b/
>'eww feet'
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>"Why does anon just walk around on his own at recess?"
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>>27773952

Every post in this thread

It's all too close to home
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>>27774378
I don't approve of traps either.
The only way it should be accepted in this society as semi-normal is if they were born as a hermaphrodite.
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>>27774399
>'Are you retarded or something?'
>'n-no'
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>>27774444

They were checked, and checked again
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>>27774044
>tfw science class I sat behind the two biggest qts
>tfw they would always take their shoes off
>tfw I was in the back corner of the class
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>>27774461
back to /b/ with this cancerous meme
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One time the girl I sat next to in English class for a whole year referred to me as "that boy".

Luckily everyone else in the class looked at her like she was a fucking idiot.
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>>27774484
>tfw my oneitis sat under the clock
>legitimately just wanted to look at the clock and see what time it was because I hated that class
>ended up looking like I was constantly staring at her
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>>27774502

Oh come on, I don't even do it for trips.
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>14 years old
>class clown hides a pack of rotten shrimps in a locker
>notice, but don't care
>hours later, classroom stinks like dick
>girl leans over to me and says
>jeez, anon. take a shower.
>everyone laughs at me
>prove to them that it wasn't me by taking out the pack of shrimps in front of the class
>"why the hell did you bring rotten shrimps to school, anon?"
>"you're so weird!"
>ostracized for the rest of my life, never made any friends, dropped out of high school twice and failed at university, no job, no money, no social skills, walzed in and out of mental hospitals for severe depression, diagnosed with a developmental disorder and developed a speech impediment and social phobia
>all because of a fucking shrimp
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>>27774133

> You were about to attack him for using a tumblr file

I'm sorry, anon
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>21 april, 1999 (day after columbine)
>school assembley, teachers address what happened
>everyone in the room starts glaring at me
>People shudder whenever I reach to get something out of my bag
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>you're life is a meme-ridden apocalypse
>quote my oneitis
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>>27773952
> Be 14
> Girl is dared to go up to a group of boys and tell each one if she would date them or not
> "You're fucking ugly, anon"
> One year later
> Move schools due to bad times
> First week there, same exact thing happens
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>>27774626
In my experience people tend to be nice to you hoping you'll spare them if you shoot up the school.
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>>27774593
I feel bad for laughing at this
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>>27774649
>>you're life is a meme-ridden apocalypse
> A girl said this

Sounds like tumblr, anon
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>>27774683
the black kids were nice to me. nigger survival instincts or something
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>sitting in class
>notice nasty smell
>girl sitting next to me wearing boots
>think "Oh yeah she works on a farm"
>teacher sends me to office
>could be for anything, often taken out of school by parents for dentist appointment, family stuff, etc
>turns out they ask me to change my clothes cause the teacher thought it was me
>get really pissed
>don't change clothes
>set up parent teacher conference
>"yeah that was the girl who works on a farm, she was wearing work boots which is highly unusual, why did you think it was me?"
>can't even fucking answer, keeps stuttering and shit.
>tell her to her face that what she did was rude and embarrass the fuck out of her in front of my parents
>dad laughs at her uneasy expression and stuttering
You reap what you sow.
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>>27774659
>tfw I had to move schools three times because of bullying
>still got bullied
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>wore doc martins and long leather coats
>legit didn't care what I wore, this is just shit my step-dad wanted to see me in
>school is always awkward as heck after columbine
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>"Your husband's outside the classroom!"
>she sees me
>"Ew!"
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>>27774823
wot

origigiigignananananal
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>>27774764
Don't you think at a certain point it's you and not the other kids fault? Like u ran the test 3 times with the same result why didn't you change anything
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>>27774764
>>27774878
obviously all that school switching made him miss the lesson on empirical studies. what a stupid dork, haha
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>Chad and his group come up to me while we were waiting for the teacher in the classroom
>They start making fun of me, kicking me, asking rhetorical questions about me having no friends
>tfw I said that if they don't leave me alone I'll shoot up the school and that they are the top of my hitlist
>parents get called, people joke about me being bin laden, headteacher takes me out an endless amount of times, get referred to a therapist
I just wanted them to leave me alone.
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>>27775002
did they at least leave you alone?
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>>27775002
You should've shot them up honestly famfam
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>>27775002

>bring fake firearm into school once
>Pull it on some chad
>He flinches and runs
>run about 20 metres away, throw it in a bush
>Didn't find proof of it existing
>Got away with it

It would have been worth getting v&
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>>27775002
We are the leftovers of this world anon. Even if others are wrong we will be punished. Its how things goes in society because there must always be the norm for societys existence.

We would be norm in other society if given different time and space, maybe even past or future of this one.

You will accept it when you will be approaching your late 20ties the latest or you will get out of this cycle.
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>>27774659
>2nd grade
>5th & gth graders are out at recess during this time
>leave class to use restroom
>girls all hanging outside bathroom
>go in boys room to take a leak
>hear door open and girl yell:
>"I know you're gay, little boy."
>hear loud giggles and footsteps leaving the door
Heh. Wonder if that had a hand in turning me into an autistic virgin faggot.
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>>27774140
I've done the entire fucking thing but left something out and everyone blamed me
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>4th grade
>money's really tight, water gets shut off at home
>don't get to shower because of it
>on the second day Chad starts bringing in a bottle of Febreeze and following me around spraying me with it while yelling deodorant slogans at me

>9th grade
>very first day
>get called into counsellor's office after lunch
>he says that some other students have "expressed concerns" that I might do something violent
>have to do my math work at lunch from then on because I have to spend third period in counselling I didn't need
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>>27774044
I had a huge foot fetish in high school. I remember going home nearly every day and masturbate to the thought of one of the QT's feet.

It didn't help that in most of my classes I was seated around one or two QT who loved to wear sandals.
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>>27774683
Former high school loner here.

Can confirm this is true.
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What's worse being alone and people thinking you're weird and that's why you don't have a gf or being really social (normie mode, nearly everyone likes you) and you can't get a gf because you're really ugly?

I'm the latter and it seems like I'm a bigger failure than even loner anons.
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>>27774003
>anon, you're really weird, you're really scaring me

>my ex oneitus
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>>27776207
ive experienced both and honestly i dont know if i could ever answe r that
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>can i ask you something?
>okay
>are you gay?
this happened twice
same girl
it wasn't even like she was trying to make fun of me, how retarded is she
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>>27776207
At least you have friends and have experienced a lot of the social milestones you should achieve.

So to answer your question, being alone is worse.
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>>27776871
> tfw you're friends with chad
> tfw girls start asking you if he's actually gay because he refuses to fuck them
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>8th grade
>Girl is bitching about being unable to find a bf
>some else says "what about anon"
>"Ewww, sorry no offense anon, but ewwww"

She got really fat after high school as well
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