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Any other guys piss while sitting down?
There's just less mess that way
>>27773617
You're gay as fuck, dudemeister.
always have, probably always will if the situation permits it.
also
>no awkward dick glances
>>27773617
why wouldn't you sit down?
It's called a restroom, not an awkwardly slide your penis through your panthole and try not to let others get a glimpse of your peen room
>>27773617
Why would you try to piss with a boner?
Yup, if I feel like I also have to take a shit in the near future as well. I just push and feel what's coming out
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>>27773739
sometimes you just need to
personally after fapping I always feel like I need to take a leak
>>27773617
Always sit down. I'm lazy, and I have an additional hole in my penis so pee would go all over the wall and myself if I tried standing up.
>pee sitting down
>piss stream collides against toilet wall
>splashes into ass pubes
No thanks. There's a reason people pee standing up.
>>27773739
Do I have a super wide urethra?
Because I see tons of shit about how it's super hard to piss with a boner
It's not hard to piss for me, but it's a more concentrated stream so it blasts out
>>27773617
sitting is just comfy
>>27773759
I time it that way. Gotta clean the pipe.
>>27773706
Dude, what the fuck has your public restroom experience been like to this point. Do you really think other guys are trying to look at your dick?
>>27773769
>not pissing directly into the water
>pissing so hard and maneuvering your dick so that it's parallel with the toilet wall just to get germs in your bush
What's wrong with you?
Sitting is the best... but only at home.
In all other places I stand because other guys piss on the seat.
>>27773789
Just because nobody is actively trying to see your dick, doesn't mean they can't see it
They are called private parts for a reason
>>27773631
>dudemeister
ok my heterosexual friend
i sit down but im mtf
can't stand up in the women's restroom
>>27773656
they just have the toilets out in the open where you live huh?
>>27773789
You're absolutely right. Nobody wants to see anyone else's dick, so why not give them the benefit of maneuvering your body so that they don't ever catch glimpses.
Unless you some kind of faggot who gets off on flashing people in bathrooms.
>>27773855
You can, but you're too much of a pussy to do it
>>27773856
I live in the UK, so no not really :^)
>tfw I do this because I have bad vision and my piss comes out in a fucking quadruple-helical shape and gets everywhere so this is just much easier
>tfw even my own mother laughs at me and says I "pee like a woman"
>>27773833
What's your username, bro, I wanna gift you a gold subscription.
>sitting on the toilet and happen to think of sex
>now dick keeps touching inside of nasty toilet bowl
>pull dick over seat to continue shitting without dipping the sausage in stank water
>piss all over the floor in front of me
Fuck this life, how the hell am I going to function when I'm old and shitting is ten times harder
>>27773617
Personally, when I'm at home, I kneel in front of the toilet.
I tear off some pieces of toilet paper, and make little boats, and try to sink them with my piss.
Being at the height of a child, and playing a childish game reminds me of when I was happy.
>>27773617
At home always. I wish urinals came standard in homes.
>>27773617
Who /AGP and too hard to piss the moment you sit down here/?
I used to pee sitting down because of smaller chance of making a mess, but when I pee sitting I feel like I'm not peeing it all out. Probably just my imagination, but I feel like there's a better flow when I pee standing.
>>27773617
I've been pissing in the bathroom sink for a years now, anon
Piss sitting down?
Piss in a toilet?
I, like a true man should, piss in the yard
>>27774234
more sound because they pee drips down from higher and your ass isint covering the acoustics either
>>27773959
you on the left?
>finish peeing
>go to sit down later
>several drops of piss leak into underwear
>>27773915
i wouldnt want to anyway, too much dysphoria
>touching your dick
EW
can we all agree that pissing while taking a shit it's the most glorious thing ever? Otherwise sitting down to piss is the gayest shit ever.
>>27774340
happens even if you shake baka
I pee in piss bottles and pour them out when everybody is asleep.
>>27774340
My friend wears two layers of underwear, boxer briefs under his boxer shorts
Try that senpai
only when crapping for efficiency purposes.
>>27773617
i always have to sit down when i take a piss. because when i started taking my meds my blatter got so weak and my piss beam is not strong enough to correctly hit the toilet.
i cannot stop taking the antidepressants, life is hell then.
No thanks. Everytime I shit and pee, I always end up peeing on my ass
I'd rather stand up
>>27773959
wow monkey trouble hasn't aged that badly
>>27774651
>I always end up peeing on my ass
What the fuck? How?
I sit down at home but when I'm in any public restroom fuck that
>>27774736
I guess I bend my dick far enough that I can feel the pee flow on my ass hairs
>>27773617
Yes, but only at home.
>>27773617
Yes. Feels good man. It's just more relaxing.
>>27773617
The only reason (except valid medical stuff) to pee sitting is when you shit at the same time
I also piss sitted down. I'm too lazy to stay up, so if i can sit down for a bit why wouldn't i do it?
Don't care about the whole gender thing regarding that.
>>27773617
I sitting down while im showering.
im just too lazy to stand all the time.
im i degenerate?
Yes I do because I'm not a fucking cuck
>>27774534
Doesn't happen to me. I squeeze and pull my dick so all of it comes out. If there's more i noticed pulling my shaft and scrotum skin down will release even more
My dick's too long. If I pee sitting down it'll touch the toilet, and that's just nasty
>>27773617
I have to piss sitting down because my urethra is filled with scar tissue from a bad infection when I was young and when I stand it sprays all over the place.
It kind of sucks.
>>27774569
damn thats gotta be a little toasty for me
I sit down when I pee, then wipe my dick off with toilet paper afterwards so that last drop doesn't end up in my underwear
No homo
>>27773617
Yep, and I've done it for several years now. I can't pinpoint exactly when I started. It's just cleaner and more comfy.
I also pee sitting down at friends' or relatives' houses if the toilet isn't nasty or anything. Never in public places obviously.
>>27773781
It depends. If it's an "I could cum right now" boner, that piss ain't coming. If it's not yet rock hard, it just takes a lot of effort. But once it gets hard like diamonds, I have to wait until it softens up a bit. Can you go with a full hard-on, or just an almost rock hard?
i have to because when soft my penis is so small that it is basically inside me. between being overweight, having a less than fingernail sized penis, and fucked up urethra or whatever its called, my piss goes everywhere in two streams and i cant aim it because of the size. not only do i have to sit down but i also typically will try to get a boner even when sitting down so i at least have something to hold onto and aim so i dont get some on the toilet seat
>>27773617
I only piss sitting in my home bathroom.
Yerah I do it because I just take my phone with me.
>>27773810
Only anon with the right comment
100% right, sitting anywhere else without putting a toilet paper on it is super disgusting and if I dont need to shit I just piss standing up.
But I like to keep the toilet clean which is difficult if you pee standing up and I don't care in the public restrooms
>>27777165
you got a swollen clit boi
