Tell me a story about your high school experience
>lunch period beings
>go to bathroom stall
they all thought i was high
when really i was just depressed
the irony
>>27772897
>not going under the bleachers
>>27772897
>lunch period beings
fuck i hated them
i was constantly bullied because i was really weak and didn't have any friends
fuck school man
>stand next to group of people so I don't look like a loser
>browse 4chan on my phone
>>27772897
I just started going home at lunch towards the end. Then skipping lessons
>few friends
>white nationalist
>tall
>rumored to shoot up the school, no bullying
>played a lot video games on PC
>would snap at people for no reasons
>always negative and talked about how much I hated the school
>lost virginity to Asian escort at 16
>worked as lifeguard outside of school
>got non escort pussy at 17
>always depressed about not having a GF
I was also drugged on concerta.
>>27772973
Also smoked a lot of pot with a friend that later wound up doing coke, dropping out of high school, and going in and out of jail and needed liver surgery.
I never got bullied in high school but that's probably because I repeatedly smashed an apple into a guy's head after he threw it at me
>>27772966
>you share this board with people who could browse 4chan on their phones in high school
>never had any friends
>but never had any bullies
>never got in trouble for not coming to school
>but no one ever noticed i wasn't there
>never had to say a word
>but no one knew i existed
being literally invisible was a lonely feel, but wasn't all bad
>>27772882
Some robot shot up my school
>>27773303
Which school?
>>27772897
>lunch period begins
>Sit in stairwell
>glare at people who pass by
>write creepy violent stories
>laugh randomly
>>27773303
Anon, we know it was you
>>27772882
I was a loner for the first 2 years until I made friends with some stoners and started ditching everyday to get high.
I was pretty much a loner until I made friends with this autistic girl. Had sex with both her and her mother. It was weird
>>27773000
>>27772973
Let me guess you fucked up your life with drugs and now it's the jews fault
>get off bus
>go to first class
>get bored
>first period ends
>penny board home (3 mi)
>play f2p pay2win vidya
>order jimmy john's (The Vito)
>sleep
>6PM
>Automated message from school plays on home phone voice mail
>"Your child,[name], missed 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th block.
>mfw parents still at work
>delete message
>parents get home
>"how was your day anon"
>"good, learned alot"
>do this until senior year
>graduate with 3.9 GPA
>>27772904
They all though I was high when actually being the autisms
>>27773403
How often did you do it? You surely would've failed if this was true
>>27773302
>>but never had any bullies
>>never got in trouble
FUCKING FAILED NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
I was the kid who always had a hood on.
I walked around the school campus aimlessly with my head down.
Didn't talk to anyone.
Had no friends.
People thought I was smart due to stereotypes, but I actually struggled a lot.
Barely even passed
Didn't even bother with college.
And now here I am.
>>27772904
> Teacher : Anon you have a 0 in this class. you have turned nothing in
>Student: How did you get a zero percent? It's because your high right?
> Y-yeah
>>27773484
Alot. 2-3 times a week leaving after 1st or 2nd period. My school wasn't the best. It was 70% black / hispanic, and the "well to do" attitude of the staff disappeared after the first month.
>>27772882
Nonexistent, for better or worse.
>>27773399
Nope I just smoked pot and indulged in cocaine. I'm /fit/ now and only drink. I'm a Uni student later will go to law school.
There was a pizzeria with an arcade in back that I frequented, and one day some wannabe Chad tried to impress two friends by bullying me. He steps in front of me with that tough guy Look Down Your Nose stupid thing to intimidate me,and pushes me. I stare back calmly,blankly,and get an idea. The seating in the place was freestanding picnic tables, so I just continue to look at him,reach down and grab a table by the edge,lift its leg over his foot and ram it down HARD. He goggles,and slowly collapses. I stroll past him as his buddies laugh at him.
>>27773545
No one actually thought to ask
I wouldn't have gone along with the rumour if they had though
Not that I would've told the truth either
>have panic attack or migraine
>sleep in nurse's office
>repeat
>drop out
>>27772967
you couldn't do that a catholic school.
couldn't go to the library either
or hang out in the stairs.
>>27772882
I was autistic as fuck and I don't even know what the fuck I was thinking. I was a 4.5/10 cringe master
>9th grade
>no friends at all
>lunch
>nowhere to sit
>go to some table with a group of 12th grade Stacies
>mumble "c-can I sit here"
>"uhm-okay"
Then I sat with them in complete silence not saying a single word and at the end I started choking on the corn.
Next day they changed tables to the very opposite corner
>>27773909
Not to mention I have never seen those Stacies in my life before
>No car
>No license
>No pussy because of it
>I could've been a Chad.
>Last month of school
>Dad buys me a Camaro ZL1 for my 18th birthday
>It's too late
>>27773807
I thought it would give me more street cred points. but in the end i was still me
>go to high school
>have fun
>graduate with honors
>go to college
>have fun
>two more semesters and I graduate with honors
>>27773867
So what did you do anon
>>27774007
ate in the bathroom stall closest to the lunch room.
>>27773946
>No car
>No license
>No pussy because of it
>he thinks THESE are the reasons he didn't get pussy
>>27772882
It was great and i had good friends.
0 gf tho
Now i'm quite lonely, getting fat and sad.
>>27772897
In highschool I was lucky enough to be friends with the LibrarIan. So I just went to the Library during lunch and played emulated snes games on the computers (brought a usb from home with a bunch of stuff on it)
>>27773909
>At the end I started choking on the corn
>>27772897
>door swings open
>"LOOK ANON IS EATING LUNCH IN A FUCKING BATHROOM STALL AGAIN. HAHAHAHAH. WHAT A LOSER.
>"TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM. "
>"I GOTTA TELL STACY"
>"YOU'RE GONNA BE A STAR ANON"
>>27774116
>>"LOOK ANON IS EATING LUNCH IN A FUCKING BATHROOM STALL AGAIN. HAHAHAHAH. WHAT A LOSER.
Well you kind of deserved it. I mean, what disgusting fucknut eats food in a goddamn public bathroom?
Goddamn you are some next level retard.
Why would anyone want to be friends with someone who gets a school lunch and goes to the goddamn bathroom with it to eat?
>>27774116
They have locks though.
>>27774172
He's eating food in a public bathroom stall.
Do you think he is bright enough to know how to work a lock?
Got bullied for 2 years till I came up with a plan. Broke down crying in the helper ladies room and told them he threatened to kill me. He got shipped away and later killed himself. Nobody bullied me anymore tho so it worked out
>>27774216
I ate lunch in the bathroom stall and I locked it every time.
>>27774235
Oh, buddy. I'm so sure you did. I'm so proud of you.
(some kids should seriously be euthanized)
>>27774253
How about you get the fuck back to Rebbit you fucking normie
Or even better, get you gf and go out with her to a party and get drunk that way you will leave us alone
>>27774233
>helper ladies
What
>>27774253
ok i laughed but did you get raped last night or something
because you're sobutthurt?
>>27774314
It's raining outside today. Real nasty weather. So I'm enjoying my Sunday inside with some coffee and have came here to admire the wildlife.
So far, it's as pathetic as the fliers make it out to be.
>"Why don't we go around the class and do icebreakers? "
Literally died every time.
>>27772882
Pretty boring desu
I never did anything besides talking to my best friend
>>27772904
same to be h
>>27774338
I couldn't spell councilor
>>27774379
Tell me, how bad were you shaking when you typed that?
>>27774395
We had to come up with a word describing our personality starting with the first letter of your first name
WHAT THE FUCK STARTS WITH N
>Enter high school just as state passes some bullshit health law
>All the vending machines have been replaced with 'healthy alternatives' such as powerade and jerky/cheese snacks
>School is across the street from grocery store
>Don't use my locker for anything
>Go buy 6 12-packs of soda, bulk candy/gum
>Spend every period at my locker selling shit
>Matt's One Stop Locker Shop
>Principal eventually shuts me down
>But not before I used that money to start playing WoW (oh boy)
>Go to the store in the morning and buy boxes of doughnuts to sell instead
>>27774446
We had to do the ol' two truths and one lie.
Fuck that shit man.
Every teacher that dies icebreakers should be hung.
>>27774446
Nice?
>>27774395
The only one I ever liked was at university
We were supposed to talk about our key chains
>>27774446
n-naughty
>>27774479
Shit. If only I wasn't retarded.
>>27774413
Not too bad, the D.T.'s must have worn off by now.
Are you okay, though? Something must be wrong for you to be acting like this.
>no friends first year
>one friend second year
>we both sat at the same table alone at lunch
>became friends by coincidence
>start hanging out with him outside school
>kind of hate him
>he's extremely annoying and narcissistic
>he can't understand why girls don't wanna look at him much less date him
>he's the most obnoxious person I've ever met
>fedora tipping, meme-in-public-spouting, l33t hacker, fat faggot
>but he's what I have
>didn't want to go to his house, so only hung out in the basement of the local library in the media center
>he shows me how he "hacked the computer so he can look at porn sites that are blocked otherwise"
>loli guro
>no thank you
>he tells me it's art
>no
>summer break that year
>he invites me to his house
>sure
>his house is normal enough
>his parents are actually very nice to me
>sitting uncomfortably in the living room while his parents talk to us
>fat faggot talks really awfully to them
>they ignore it
>suddenly footsteps from upstairs
>a homeless looking girl who reeks of weed walks through the living room to the kitchen
>she's wearing a "body by nintendo" shirt five sizes too big for her and no pants
>hairy legs
>hair rolled up in a ball on her head
>just shuffles straight through the room to the kitchen
>no one pays her any mind
>interrupt and ask who that is
>fat faggot says, "That's Sasha the Hog. Ignore her."
>is she your sister or what?
>"Unfortunately, yes."
>Sasha the hog comes back through the living room with a bag of baked lays, a six pack of diet Dr. Pepper and a box of hohos
>she stops as she gets to the stairs
>everyone is ignoring her
>she seems to do a head count
>realizes I'm not normally there
>comes back over
>"Hey hi what's up."
>fat faggot screams at her to go back to her room
>she ignores him
>parents ignore both of them
>"Who are you? I'm Sasha. you're cool. Cool guy. Nice."
>fat faggot keeps telling her to fuck off
>parents are watching tv acting like this isn't happening
>"You wanna hoho?"
cont
>>27774998
You have my attention desu
>>27774382
I really hope you're trolling, there's a speical place in hell for you.
>>27774998
>a homeless looking girl who reeks of weed walks through the living room to the kitchen
>she's wearing a "body by nintendo" shirt five sizes too big for her and no pants
>hairy legs
>hair rolled up in a ball on her head
Hot
>>27772882
>be me
>2004, freshman in highschool
>get in to heroin
>fast forward to 2016
>I'm 22 and it's only been a year of living on my own/working/being a functioning adult.
dont do drugs kiddos.
dont do drugs kids.
>>27774998
This is pretty interesting so far, I too wait for your next entry fampai
pretty boring.
had maybe 3 friends
that's about it
>>27772882
>first 2 years
>have basically no friends save for people I see at school
>junior year I make an effort to be more social, start going to the gym a little
>depressed Indian guy I befreinded tells me to dress in button downs, stop slouching, and be glad that I'm white at end of year.
>senior year I said fuck it
>started dressing super flamboyantly
>dropped acid and talked about it causally
>went to football games and danced in front of the bleachers to band music
>got really into lifting
>got drunk a few times, hung out with a few people
Don't get me wrong, I cringe at senior year me as did a lot of other people, but it was necessary.
Everyone just thought I was a borderline retarded stoner, and now that I'm in college I basically am.
>Freshman
LOL SO RANDUMB XD meme-spouting fuck
>1st half of sophomore Sophomore
Same as last year, just toned down
Moved halfway through the year
>2nd half of sophomore year
Different school, no friends, depressed as all hell
>Junior Year
New School again, same as 2nd half sophomore
>Senior Year
Didn't move, but didn't make friends in junior year, so that set me up to having no friends in senior year.
Walked the halls a lot
>>27774998
>she rips the box open with her mouth and shakes a hoho out at me
>two fall out
>"Whoa dude, double hoho. Score dude. Nice."
>fat faggot finally grabs her and starts shoving her toward the stairs, still screaming at her
>"God, calm down. Whatever."
>"bye cool guy."
>she goes back to her room.
>fat faggot sits down again.
>everyone acts like nothing happened
>too disturbed to ask
>later
>in fat faggot's room
>his room is oddly stark yet gross
>two anime posters on the wall
>pretty nice tv
>folded up futon bed
>very nice looking computer
>rack of katanas on his dresser
>trash on every horizontal surface
>it's also next to Sasha's room
>I can hear her playing Mario World through the wall
>me and FF are Call of Duty online
>FF freaks the ever loving fuck out when he dies
>I do not care at all about playing
>distracted by grill
>I hear bumping around in her room occasionally
>want to know what she's doing
>she's slovenly but I am in no position to not be interested in a girl who called me cool
>tell FF I have to go to the bathroom
>leave for the bathroom
>stand outside Sasha's door
>finally knock on it quietly
>Mario World pauses
>then resumes
>knock again
>Mario World pauses again
>knock again
>bumping around
>Sasha opens the door and looks out
>"oh. hey man. you need something?"
>hear FF shriek in rage
>panic trying to think of a question
>wind up asking her if her tv is okay
>she is too high to notice how socially retarded I am
>"What? Shit, I don't know. how do I know if it's okay?"
>tell her I can check it out for her if she wants
>"Yeah, please. I can't lose it, it's like my best friend."
>go in her room
>she closes door
>her room is tiny
>it's definitely the smallest room in the house
>it's cluttered full of video games and dvds
>she has a ton of severely outdated consoles sitting in a half circle around the tube screen tv
>newest system in the room is silver gamecube
>a cage sits next to her bed, which looks like just a pile of blankets
cont
>>27774998
Bump for interest on the next entry.
Oh, and my experience.
Pretty boring. There wasn't much to do at the high school I attended. It was generally peaceful, but boring.
I had not bullies, but not friends either.
I used to get namecalled by some class mates, but I managed to deal it with a diplomatic and peaceful way. Deep inside I still didn't like them.
I stayed on that place 'til the end just because it was close to my home.
>>27775436
oh and I had a best friend through all of this. We used to drive around aimlessly and eat at weird restaurants. Can't wait to see him this summer.
>>27775458
please cont. really wanna know what happens
>>27775458
very interested, please continue.
my story is, was "funny guy" who had no real friends.
>>27775458
cont this
interested af
>>27775458
just get to the part where you fuck the fujoshi so i can jerk off
"friends" from middle school start treating me like shit because they're too cool / all about the high school popularity game.
start skipping school, doing more drugs, and hanging out with bigger druggies.
drop out and don't do much with myself until 18 or so.
>>27775458
>can't tell what's in the cage
>pull tv out from wall a little but stay close enough to the wall she can't see what I'm doing
>get behind her tv and move my hands around like I'm doing something
>she watches intensely
>do this for about five minutes before I go, "Alright, look like you're in good shape, it was just this one wire that fell out of place."
>"Oh my god, thank you! Holy shit, you are a life saver. You are a good guy."
>she comes behind the tv and hugs me
>not a reserved hug
>she's too high
>she pushes her boobs against me
>I can tell she's not wearing a bra
>her hair smells kind of sweet and kind of bad
>she's very warm
>she rocks us from side to side and then backs up over the shit on the floor
>she looks at the floor for a bit
>"So yeah, you wanna uh play or whatever?"
>Jesus Christ yes
>blow off FF and taken turns playing Mario World
>Sasha dropped out of high school when she was 14 because she was getting bullied and stopped going outside
>her parents hate her for being a dropout lowlife
>her brother hates her for being spoiled (getting to stay at home)
>she made some skype friends when she was 15, and that was so much better than what she'd had before, she didn't want to go outside anymore
>at this point when I met her, she's 19
>she doesn't say it, but it's obvious she uses weed to cope with being alone and depressed
>it takes FF two hours to notice I'm not coming back
>when he does, he punches her door before coming in
>he says, "You stupid piece of shit, are you fucking stealing my friend? What the fuck did you do? No one fucking likes you, he doesn't like you"
>he grabs me under the shoulders and tries to drag me away
>Sasha sits there looking sad and says, "It's okay"
>I don't know what to do
>if I piss him off, I might not be able to come over and see her again
>let him drag me back to his room
>start going to his house whenever he invites me over just so I can try to see Sasha
cont
>>27775458
When he says cont and doesnt continue
All of my friends were shallow fucks who were too nice to tell me to fuck off but never invited me to their parties or anything
I didnt graduate because one of my teachers in 12th grade really hated kids and failed half his class for bullshit reasons
>>27773766
I'll take things that never happened for 200 trebek.
>>27775892
No he just doesn't type up the story first before greentexting.
>>27775882
>one hour to write a greentext story
I wanna go to bed
Thank fuck for smartphones, otherwise I would have had nothing to keep myself occupied and look busy with. I actually had a few good friends, we just never shared the same lunch period in the entire four years. None of them.
>>27772904
they all thought i was tweaking
when i actually had a tic disorder
>>27774446
>>just do it
>>you know the word
>>27775882
more anon
this is enthralling
>>27775882
please go faster anon.
>>27775882
Was she hot? What ethnicity was she? Russian? How was her face?
do give details
>>27775882
I know it takes time to make stuff up but at least have it typed out before greentexting
I don't know how to call it in english, but in my country all classes have one designated teacher that is resposible for everything, like making schedules, solving issues and once per week the whole class has a one hour talk with the teacher in case there's stuff regarding school we want to discuss.
Anyway this teacher in the last week of high school approaches me and says: You are very intelligent anon. You kept quiet during all the 3 years and you avoided being caught in all the drama unlike your classmates. I couldn't stand their shit for another year.
>>27776291
>not having designated teachers
2016
>>27776291
>Thanks teacher, unfortunately it's actually chronic depression that hasn't taken hold fully yet but right now manifests as not an unwillingness to participate but inability to care about making an effort
>>27775882
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD US ABOUT HER JAWLINE YET FAGGOT
>>27776291
>all classes have one designated teacher that is resposible for everything
Homeroom teacher? That might just be in anime though
>>27775882
>by my third year of high school, Sasha gets a phone
>we text all day
>have to hide it from FF
>I finally work up some balls and decide I need to see Sasha alone
>she hasn't left her house in so long , she's scared to
>we can do this
>Sasha is never brought along to family gatherings or even when they go out to eat
>start going over to her house whenever she's alone there
>try to make moves sometimes
>not sure what she'd think about it because I'm underage and she's notably older than me
>she doesn't say anything when I "accidentally" brush her boobs
>things are fantastic
>good friends with nice, if degenerate girl who loves video games and not wearing pants
>winter vacation rolls around
>FF and his mom and dad are going to ski in Colorado
>Sasha is going to be home alone for a week and a half
>no rush
>no worry about getting caught
>sitting on the blanket pile playing Pokemon Stadium 2
>she loses a match spectacularly and laughs her ass off
>I feel good when she laughs
>she makes me feel good
>I love her
>I pull her closer to me and kiss her
>I can feel that she's still smiling while I kiss her
>her breath smells like old eggs
>I don't care
>I pull away
>she's grinning and looks away
>"Dude, I dunno. You're so young."
>I'm only four years younger than you.
>"Yeah but like that's illegal."
>So is weed
>"Oh. Shit."
>she climbs on top of me and kisses my sloppily
>I'm diamonds
>she clearly doesn't know what she doing but my dick doesn't care
>she seems to be trying to jack me off through my pants
>let her do it for a few minutes before I get worried I'm going to jizzblast my pants
>push her off me
>get on top of her
>pull up her giant tshirt and vaguely wonder where you get a Pizza Hut tshirt
>start kissing and sucking her nips
>I'm either doing well or she's too stoned to know any better
>she pulls her panties down
>"Let's do it"
>thank dear lord jesus she showered today
>don't even take my pants all the way off
cont
Pussy on Demand
>>27772897
What the fuck, why are people treating this as normal even here? You are actually eating where you shit.
My high school was boring as shit. Notable events include:
>bomb threat my Freshman year
>someone shit themselves at a party and got it all over themselves (wasn't there)
>construction worker got arrested during school hours for having weed, everyone saw him get escorted off school ground by the cops
>party got busted, about half the football team was there so they got off the hook easy (again, wasn't there)
>brought a CRT into school that I stored in the computer lab, had a daily Gamecube party that got shut down because people started skipping class to come play
>dropped acid at prom
>>27776465
>pull up her giant tshirt and vaguely wonder where you get a Pizza Hut tshirt
kek
>>27776499
I'm starting to think people like you are just baiting.Are you?
>>27776465
You fucking teaseoriginal familia
I was scared someone would see me driving my gf to my house so I had her lay down in the car while I drove her there and then she got out after I closed the garage door
Then we had awkward sex because we were virgins and my dick was too big for her
>>27773991
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD
>>27776465
inb4 dinosaur walking
inb4 tree fiddy
inb4 cotton eyed joe
Just like the movies.
>>27776465
>Now another 10 minutes
For fuck's sake lad
>>27773403
I did this exact thing without the penny boarding. It felt so good to just be anywhere else other then school
>>27776465
>never been this close to a vagina
>honestly not sure how to get in there
>she rolls me off of her and gets on top
>slides it right in
>she crouches over me doing that Japanese sort of squat position and bounces awkwardly for a minute before getting tired
>she takes her shirt off and lays on my chest and grinds my dick
>it's only been a few minutes but I'm about to cum like a bottle rocket
>warn her
>"Yeah, awesome do it. I have that arm implant thing, I can't have babies."
>gets up and starts bouncing hard again
>cum harder than I have in my entire life
>she sits back with my dick still in her
>looks at me for a while
>"Was that. You know. Did you have fun?"
>Jesus Christ yes, you beautiful, degenerate diamond
>"Cool. Me too. Good stuff."
>she lays down
>few minutes later
>"You wanna do it again?"
We're still friends.
She still lives at home getting high and playing Mario Kart.
I don't see her as much as I sued to because of college, but when I graduate, if I make enough money, I want to move her into my house.
I know that's a beta thing to do, but I don't care.
Being happy is totally worth it.
>>27773533
That was exactly me. Never talked to anyone and always had my hood up. Some people actually thought i was really smart but in reality i had a 20 average in every class except PE
>>27776762
Can't believe I waited for this shit
>>27776804
I figured you guys would just want to know about the sex.
What else do you want?
>>27776662
>lip dubs
Jesus Christ, get this shit out of here. Literally so fucking cancerous.
>tfw I also got a detention for wearing a frowny face mask and holding up a sign saying "sadboys" in my school's lip dub
>tfw I had to rap "Solarflare" to my principal
>>27776762
>when I graduate, if I make enough money, I want to move her into my house.
I know that's a beta thing to do, but I don't care.
Do it. If you don't find anyone better that is, but considering you're on this board--you'd better do it.
>bully
>take his phone and look up CP
>his IP is marked
>he gets sent jail for 6 years
woukld this work
>>27776839
>We're still friends.
>friends
>still
>f r i e n d s
Fuck you idiot
>>27772882
>be me
>be 18
>be senior in high school
>in spanish class
>kill me.jpg
>class is unbearably boring and only know 2 people
>surround by Columbians and mexicans that speak Spanish fluently but still get C's.
>have assigned seating for whatever reason and I sit at the very front.
>only thing keeping me awake at 7:30 is my will power
>see indian bro three rows to the right
>qt3.14 Austrian girl is right in front
>turn my head to look at her
>she turns her head as well
>we both lock eye contact
>I don't even move head away
>maintain eye contact for 10 seconds
>teacher calls on her and she turns away
>2.5 months left and mexifag teacher will probably never place me next to her
>>27776865
How young are you?
>>27776839
Her fucking jawline, cuck
>>27776854
Thanks senpai, my thoughts exactly
>>27776891
"Friends" sounds a lot nicer than "fuckbuddies."
Plus we genuinely are friends.
She's like a cool, boring guy with tits and a pussy.
>>27776847
>sadboys
good taste anon
>be in high school
>period before lunch there's a girl that sits in front of me
>she has a fat ass
>spend most of my class time thinking about her fat ass
>make sure to be behind her in the lunch line so that I can admire the ass
>one day I take my eyes off her ass to notice that she steals food from the cafeteria
>no wonder her ass is so fat
>come up with a plan
>one day I record her stealing on my 140p Motorola Razr camera phone
>blackmail her into letting me grope her ass whenever I want
>escalate the blackmail to more sexual shit as the years go on
>she endures it all because this was a private religious school and she would get expelled and her family would be disgraced if anyone found out.
She's the only sexual contact I've ever had. I'm pretty sure she hates me to this day. The ass was fat though
>>27776914
Strong but not boxy or pointy.
>>27776865
You dont just look up CP, dumbass
Also you need to be in possession of it to get arrested
so sneak a flash drive filled with CP into his backpack and send a tip to the FBI
Bonus points if you install Tails linux on that drive
>>27776948
I just came. Thanks anon.
>>27776955
>so sneak a flash drive filled with CP
You act like it's easy to just find CP
>>27776762
>no everybody walk the dinosaur
nice story
>>27776762
did you ever get it on when ff or her parents were nearby?
do they know about you?
does she know about your plans?
>>27776978
Darknet and Hidden Wiki or whatever the fuck it was called had links like that. The plan retarded anyways since it's super easy to track it back. Just steal his phone and message family, gf or friends and ruin his life.
>>27774233
Oh shit robot justice, nice!
>>27776955
you must be in a country that has sense
here in the U.S you can face jailtime just for looking at it
>>27777065
No, out of fear, her lock her door is broken.
They do, but they don't seem to have caught on that I'm after their daughter. Which is amazing, because even they seem not to like FF, so I don't know why else they think I would keep coming over.
She does. She's scared to leave her house, but she says she thinks if I put her in one of those big rolling luggage bags, it would be okay.
>>27777103
Im pretty sure this whole site would be gone, then. Shitposters upload that stuff all the time
>>27777103
>here in the U.S you can face jailtime just for looking at it
No you can't. You can only go to jail for possession of it
>>27777212
Haven't seen any for years.
>>27776955
Make sure to do the Tails Linux step because the NSA knows it what people use for illegal shit all the time
Anyone else just walk laps around the school? Every day I would get to school early and just walk around. Almost every class I would ask to grab something from my locker and just walk around for 20 minutes until the bell rang. My teachers didn't care and neither did the security. They probably felt bad for me. People probably noticed and made fun of me, but not in front of me since I probably scared them (school shooter look with NSBM shirts).
>>27777311
Used to do this but it makes you look autistic, go inside somewhere or just find anything to do
>>27777337
Well were was I supposed to go?
>classes
>lunchroom
>library
>gym
>theater
All had normies in them. Most of the time I would just sit in front of my locker or in a bathroom if I wasn't walking.
>>27777402
I used to be a libraryfag myself. A few normies sure but mostly you can just read or something
>>27776762
my heart is erect
my erection is also erect but don't pay any attention to that
>>27777426
Tried that, but at my high school you needed a pass to go there because they found out that a lot of kids were skipping. Most retarded thing ever.
>>27772897
>tfw i just stand next to the door of my class eating my sandwich
>as soon as i'm done eating i just stare at people
ate alone in my 4th period class
>>27777486
Lol.
I feel so bad for schools that implemented library passes.
It's like they're trying to make our lives even worse.
Also
Why didn't you just hide out in the bathroom stalls and fap during lunch like the rest of us?
>>27774446
Niggardly. It means stingy. "Anon, don't be such a niggard, it's only $2".
>>27777646
Because it grossed me out so I just ate alone in a small booth. Honestly it stopped being weird after the first month because people stopped looking so I had an entire thing to myself and was basically a study hall which was pretty nice. I still preferred friends, but it wasn't the worst.
Well, I had one friend. A teacher once asked how much do I masturbate, that was quite strange. That's pretty much it, it was boring.
I got pozzed by my dad
>on computers in class
>all of the student accounts shared one harddrive that everything was saved too
>friend writes a piece of code that, when run, makes two copies of itself and then opens those copies
>hits run
>watch as the share drive starts to fill up exponentially
>10 minutes later kids in the class are freaking out because they can't save anything
>I walk around to the library and other computer labs to innocently ask people if they are having problems
>havoc_everywhere
>tech teacher is incompetent and has no idea what is going on
>20 minutes later an angry voice calls out on the intercom [FRIEND] report to the principal's office immediately
>laugh my ass off
That guy was a character, he also attacked a freshmen girl with his nipple, threw a chair at someone, stabbed people all the time, and slapped a foreign exchange student with his testicle
High school sucked. In all except one thing: Tech theater.
I was on a crew with five regular members who kept the theater in working order and did tech work for school shows. There was no teacher in this group, there was nobody to tell us what to do or teach us how to do it. We figured stuff out for ourselves. Me especially. I had no social life, so I spent all my spare time learning the theater's systems and how they worked and undertaking little projects to make it better. It was a lot of fun. Being on tech crew was pretty much a license to fuck around with power tools, build things, and sometimes miss classes. Anything technical that went on around the school, I was involved with in some form. Anything that broke, I'd probably be the one to fix it. The school administration trusted us so much that they gave us keys to a bunch of stuff.
We had a very very limited budget, so I learned to make stuff out of scrap and improvise when the right tools and materials weren't available. I learned a lot that way.
There were five of us, but I was the only one who really cared, because I had nothing else. I knew fucking everything about that theater. I could fix anything that broke. And I was needed. I felt needed, anyway. I've never felt anything else like that since.
I have a lot of bad memories of high school, but I have a lot of good memories of tech theater. After I left, they hired a professional to handle tech, bringing an end to the era of student tech.
Pic related. "throw the saw blade" was one of the games that happen when you leave five high school kids unsupervised with power tools.
>>27772882
>Freshman year
>Family recovering from split when Ma ended up cheating on Old man
>Both decide to set me up to Baseball at some park to lose weight (didn't work)
>Also decide to set up having braces so I can look good in two years
>Did nothing but fuck around during school
>Grades were shit
>Failed 2 classes
>High school only allowed 1 class during summer
>Parents decide to move
>Sophomore year
>Ma is prego (Old man's kid)
>Know no one
>Wear black heavy hoodie and sit somewhere alone in the yard during lunch
>Never ate lunch, food was disgusting
>Didn't bring own lunch either, assholes were stealing and throwing backpacks in trashcans (no lockers, security sucked)
>Move again to current location during Spring semester because other house was too small
>Grades were better
>Last day Imouto was born
Junior year
>Braces come off
>Made some friends
>Ma has trouble with dentist, claiming the payments weren't right
>There's a game club during lunch time
>Usually spent most of my time there with melee
>Old man sets up appointment with counselor for Driver Ed.
>Spend most of my afternoons heading home
>Screwed up 1 semester of English class
>No gf, but some girls were looking at me like they wanted to be my gf
>Imouto was priority
Senior year
>Never wore retainer since they broke
>Game club closed down because the multiplayer games were rated M and parents bitched about it
>Basically played catch-up with grades
>Get driver license in March on first try
>Can't use the car without a permit, ergo what the fuck was the point in getting a license this soon?
>Also scared shitless when driving
>Decide to do bike riding on weekends
>Old man gets pissed when I leave, but tell him to fuck off since I hardly ever go out
>See a bunch of things neat things
High School pretty much sucked. College was worse.
I wore whatever I wanted and was brutally honest, made loads of friends and did lots of drugs. I genuinely didn't care what a bunch of shitty high schoolers thought of me, and I think people liked that. That being said, I was only close with a handful of people. Most of my "friends" knew me as the guy who always got the most fucked up at a party.
I got decent grades. Teachers liked me because I treated them like normal people. I pretty much exclusively took honors and AP classes.
There were a lot of people in my class who disliked me, but it's mostly because I called out idiots and got better grades than them with half the effort.
I'd call myself a normie, but I'm a depressed kissless virgin who wants to fuck his own mother and/or children. I only have friends at Uni because I happen to go here with my best friend.
I dropped one year and came back the next one.
It wasn't that bad as some had it way worse, but i was pretty sensible so it sucked.
>>27772897
>lunch period begins
>go behind school and eat lunch while listening to Nirvana B-sides
Probably why I resonate with them now
>>27772882
>Senior year.
>Principle and teachers tell us what we gotta do for our Senior Project.
>Job shadow for 8 hours.
>>27774172
My school never had locks. Hell it didn't even have stall doors because some chads decided to throw shit all over the stalls.
Had a good time. Lots of normal friends in hindsight for being a depressed computer nerd, even if I was never able to open up to/be particularly close with any of them. Benefits of the small town school system, I guess.
Biggest regret is that I was incredibly awkward and neurotic so despite being one of the best looking guys in my grade I fucked up all of the chances I had with girls (including instances of female friends literally trying to fuck me while I was too daft and self-loathing to credit them with actually wanting to).
Second biggest regret is becoming addicted to the internet/4chan.
Best times were senior year when everything was relaxed and I had two circles of friends (one girls, one nerdy guys) to drink and smoke with on the weekends in dingy basements.
Unfortunately I only carried my negative traits with me when I moved away for university, and I am now lost at the end of my undergrad and its four years of misery/isolation/loneliness/desperate internet escapism.
>>27775892
/ m i z c h i e f /
>>27772882
I fucked my 11th grade us history teacher. She was really messed up and was arrested a year after I graduated because she apparently was fucking a bunch of other kids too
>9th grade
>1st day of highschool
>joinned school late so started about noon a week in
>go to lunch
>one of the first in cafeteria
>get food
>sit at empty table
>cafeteria fills
>table fills with fat nigresses talking loudly
>ocassionally converse with me
>be polite
>they pull out a jug of milk and start pasing it around
>wtf.jpg
I eventually got saved by a chad who saw me walking back from returning my tray and asked if I wanted to sit with his group.
A great memory to laugh at now
>>27779433
MORE INFO GIVE US THE 'TAILS
I dropped out due to psychosis. Nobody was nice to me. I had a crush on a boy that was very mean to me. I did have this 5 foot tall asian orbiter girl though and one kid I'd talk to who was from armenia.
btw I'm abisexual man
>teacher wouldn't let me go to washroom during class because he hated teenage girls, thought i was gonna gossip w/other girls in washroom and skip class
>really had to change my tampon
>ask again, say it's my monthly emergency, he tells me girls can't use periods as excuse
>instantrage.exe
>reach under skirt, yank out dirty tampon and slam on teacher's desk (got on his macbook keyboard kek)
>grab fresh cork out of pocket and ask if I can go to washroom now
>class dumbfounded, two guys took off, one barfed on desk
>teacher sends me to office
>go to principal instead of washroom, bloody hand holding tampon
>explain story about how teacher doesn't let girls out of class
>principal sends me to washroom, calls mom to pick me up, get 1 day suspension
>teacher got fired because other girls started coming forward
>mfw I see him stocking shelves at grocery store a year later and I ask him where i can find the tampons
>>27773302
Mah nig, its like high school never existed. But then again its probably the same for almost everyone here since they try to block it out
>>27774116
Any odd chance you have the picture?
>>27774411
Fucking google it dumbass.
>>27772882
Eh it was pretty crap for the most part.
I truly pity anyone who claims it was the best years of their life.
I was the weird kid going in and I came out the other side as one of the weird kids (but probably not the weirdest).
I had few friends and those that were probably weren't my real friends.
I don't socialise with anyone from high school IRL, although I have a fair chunk of them as friends on normiebook as etiquette demands.
Academically I slipped down achievement wise through each year as I became more depressed and stopped giving much of a fuck.
Had to redo my English GCSE at night school just to get the required C.
Kids study too many subjects for too long if you ask me.
Like I said, I was the weird kid throughout all of high school.
Since I'm disabled, got to use a laptop for my schoolwork throughout most of it which was sometimes a hindrance as much as it was a help.
Screensavers got me into trouble a few times.
>Get new cricket screensaver
>In English class
>Teacher is talking for a while
>Screensaver activates
>"Miss, anon is playing a game"
I did actually install some games on it, but as it was a 486 with only 8MB, mono screen and PC speaker, it wasn't really built for gaming.
Got banned off the school computers for porn, copped a fair amount of heat for it too.
>>27779954
>I truly pity anyone who claims it was the best years of their life.
Why? Just because it sucked for you?
High school should be a great time before you have to become ground down by reality.
That's why people here (myself included) are so bitter and regretful about it.
>>27772897
I always just played halo at lunch.
>>27779996
You may have a point. My top 10 years of my life to date are all post-high school.
>>27780383
Well that just means you are not autistic enough to spend your time uselessly dwelling on the past as an excuse to not enjoy the present like most of the mongoloids in this thread (myself included).
>>27772882
>lunch time
>go to an italian, hungarian, japanese, or thai restaurant with 4 friends
>talk about this new WoW that just came out we're all playing
It was ok. Basically ignored, one good friend and a couple of acquaintances. I was always able to find a little niche to hide into and play videogames/read during lunch if none of them were in it.
Junior year:
We were all hanging out at a friend's house watching a movie, at some point her little sister meekly comes out of her room and sits with us. Someone in the movie makes a joke about big tits and I repeat the joke and direct her at the little sister(her tits are really big for her age), she starts crying, runs off and locks herself up in her room.
Turns out that she gets bullied really bad at her school because of her tits, go to her door and apologize profusely, say I didn't mean nothing by it, that I really like her and enjoy having her hang out with us. She accepts the apology.
Fast forward three months later and we start going out, we dated till I left for college.
>>27779153
>IN THE SOMEDAY
>WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
Ah, the memories
>>27772882
>physical fitness testing in Gym class
>get paired up with some try hard Chad because no friends
>can't do any of the basics (push ups, pull ups)
>try hard Chad criticizes me for this
>have to run the track
>everyone laughs at me for the way I run
>rope climbing
>get tired out halfway and everyone gets mad because there's only 1 rope
>gym class ends
>go to bathroom and cry
Boy, out of all the shit that happened in high school, I remember those tests the most
>go to high school
>get drunk every weekend with my niggas
>top student in school
>sit with a group of 10 people at lunch
>its in west virginia, so there are a lot of camo wearing, dirt bike riding faggots
>the group makes fun of them a lot
>theres a few kids sitting in that table that are those kids so they get butthurt
>they say that we don't know because we live in towns
>can't remember what I said (it was some joke about wrong turn), but everybody laughed then starting making fun of them
>they had gfs so its ok lol
>they get butthurt, get up, then walk out and start gossiping
My school was fucking weird, I have a lot of stories like this
>>27777311
Iktf
I used to do it if I really didn't want to go to a class, sometimes I'd stay in the bathroom but normies would constantly come in and out and I would get nervous, so most of the time I'd just walk around and if asked, I'd just say I was heading to the bathroom
Who here /sit and wait/?
>class ends early
>have nothing to do
>sit and stare at walls, waiting for bell to ring
It's also all I did during homeroom, I know other people noticed because I'd hear them calling me a "stiff" or a "weirdo"
>>27782088
Eh fuck it I'm bored so I'll continue myself
>one of the dances is happening
>the younger grades were autistic as fuck and just ran around playing tag
>naturally the older grades leave for obvious reasons, but me and a few other people stayed to see how weird things can get
>everything is going as "normal" as it could have been
>when suddenly some girl brings a baby with her
>wtf
>it wasn't even her baby she just brought it
>she's showing it around like she won a special prize
>we're the only ones weirded out by this
They also went to the middle of the room and held it up like in the 3d zelda games.
>>27772882
I shat myself the first day because I was too nervous.
Okay, but my HS experience wasn't too bad. Just rode it out.
Anyway.
>Senior year
>School does a trip each year where they took a class out to this camp. There we do activites to help us bond and we write what we learn or whatever
>Since we're seniors this year, we had to stay overnight at this camp
>Throughout the whole day we did a bunch of junk and whatever. I didn't really care about most of my classmates, only certain people in my group. Kept to myself throughout HS, that's the way I wanted it.
>Anyway, the final event for the first day
>The teachers had us sit in these chairs facing each other
>It's dark, quiet, fireplace going, really comfy
>My English teacher came up and told us how his dad was a drug dealer and how his mother was a schizophrenic
>Said he resorted to crimes but gradually turned his life around when the principal of our school helped him out
>Now it was our turn to tell stories
>>27782372
>Go around the room, people telling their secrets like how they attempted suicide, did things for money
>One guy stands up and tell how he hated his life and always wanted to kill himself
>typical teen stuff
>I remember him from freshman year though, for some reason he hated my guts, I have no clue why
>Always calling me a scrub and shit, like really
>Got a thrill out hearing this
>Also hearing about all the other people tell their depression stories
> hey anon, do you have someone you like?
> "of course, anonnette"
> teehee, who is it? I promise not to tell
> "it's samantha"
> oh.
O H .
H
.
God dammit she liked me I know it.
>>27772882
>Wake up
>Dont shower because I swam night before.
>Eat
>Bus because no money or car.
>Stare at teacher, they never looked at me
>Only paid attention in german and History, made a 3.5 GPA without ever doing homework in any class besides those.
>Eat lunch in library while reading or skip lunch and run a 5k.
>Eat while watching some sitcom
>Lift from 3-5, either in home gym or with afore mentioned bodybuilders, though they kinda pissed me off because they were all juicing like crazy and I couldn't because I had to stay light wet, so I felt small. Normies still said I was freakishly big for my age, but they set standards way too low. I was like 6'2 205 sophomore year at like 14%bf. Nothing huge.
>Run a 10k from 5-6. kick the last half mile.
>Get home, eat more food while watching another episode of a sitcom.
>Swim from 7-9 with HS team. Good group of guys.
>Dip and talk with a few NSW SO candidates outside of the pool. They were all a few years older than me, and though I was still stronger than them, they kicked my ass at swimming and calisthenics. We ran at about equal paces. This was when I was a freshman/sophomore mind you, and they were seniors or grads. My numbers now kick all of their asses. Sometimes we talked philosophy or politics. Its amazing about how a bunch of dipping, swearing, angry cunts can suddenly get quiet and start discussing Absurdism. They talked about girls and sex or not. Whenever they asked me if I had a GF I would just say "Waiting for the right one". They never asked me about virginity because they all assumed that because of my body girls were crazy about me. I was a virgin the whole time. Girls were either afraid of me, or just found better luck with guys that went out of their way to talk to them. I just kinda avoided them. Most were braindead anyway.
>Go home.
>eat
>Vidya or study german/russian
>Stretch
>Bed
I hated it. Still hate it, but i dont have much longer. 18 mind you.
Once while hanging out and drinking in senior year:
>"I'd have sex with you, anon"
>Oh, that's nice of you to say [female friend]
>"I'd have sex with you too, anon"
>Haha, you're too kind, [other female friend]
>"I would but I'm in a relationship, sorry."
>Thanks, I totally get that [third female friend].
I think I may have fucked up. Still a kissless virgin.
In hindsight that must have been a crushing experience for both those girls at the time, there is no way they could have known I was so neurotic and self-loathing I'd just laugh at the idea someone could be sexually attracted to me.
>>27773047
I wonder if that kid gets flashbacks every time he drives by an Applebee's.
>>27774116
>eating in the stalls
>not just sitting there quietly hoping they don't notice you
>>27772882
didn't try all throughout high school. Had gf from junior year till end of school. Senior year of high school has been the best year of my life so far
>>27772897
>lunch period begins
>just sit down at some empty table and eat my lunch, ignoring the normies
Why are you guys such pussies? The only time I ever hid in the bathroom was when I was skipping class
Every day went like this:
>wake up
>ask whatever diety is listening why he would make me wake up
>drink a little straight vodka
>just enough but not too much
>use mouthwash to mask it
>wait 30 minutes for bus, thinking of ways to kill myself
>get to school
>sit down by myself and pretend to sleep while thinking of ways to kill myself
>sometimes one of my favorite teachers would come and ask how I was doing and talk to me
>I would pretend everything is fine even though she somehow knew that wasn't true
>lunch time
>go to library and sit down in a comfy chair alone thinking of ways to kill myself and listening to music
>lunch ends
>sometimes I wouldn't feel like getting up so I stay there for a while
>usually skip my next class because I can't be bothered
>30 minutes waiting for bus, thinking of ways to kill myself
>eat
>watch TV
>either sleep, get a little drunk or get high on illegal pain medication
This was every day of my life from grade 9 through to the end of grade 11. I probably fucked myself up pretty bad with all that drinking during the teenage years but I graduated with honours with distinction so I guess I couldn't have done that much damage. I stopped all that shit beginning grade 12. I don't think I was an alcoholic, I didn't enjoy it. I only drank because it numbed my out just enough. Is that still alcoholism? I had no trouble quitting... whatever
Highschool was when I realized that the "friends" I had didn't actually care about me at all. They didn't mind if I was there but they also couldn't give less of a shit if I just disappeared.
I'm 19 now, taking a year off. I might go join the FFL or something, I'm not sure. I have requests from universities but idk, it all seems pointless.
>severely bullied in ninth and tenth grade
>get into some legal trouble because I was stealing from people as a way to vent
>girls would throw beads at me when I tried to read books on the bus
>these two seniors bullied me in a zoology class
>kid punched me in the throat right outside, female teacher saw it and just gasped and did nothing
>got made fun of because my family is from Massachusetts, kid asked if I liked the Red Sox and wanted Big Papi's "papi" or something
>started volunteering at a local hospital to keep my head on straight and as a distraction
>watched House and developed an awful and stupid, sarcastic sense of humor
>was funny enough that high schoolers thought I was a riot
>went from being an ugly loser to nerd to a funny nerd
>didn't have too many problems with people until I graduated but didn't have any friends
>had no clue how to talk to women, would stare at my lunch tray and get up and walk away if a girl sat at the same table as me
>graduate
>make good friends
>about to finish university
>have since slept with about 30 women, traveled to 40 countries, lived overseas, and have a good job and decent freelancing gig
>currently have a girlfriend
>mfw the kid who punched me in the throat is currently living in a trailer park, has an ugly-ass wife, two ugly-ass kids, and is as bald as his baby's ass
>mfw several of the kids who bullied me, including the girl who threw beads at me, are former or current drug addicts
>mfw several kids who bullied me, including the girl who threw beads at me, have sent me lengthy Facebook messages apologizing for being cocks
>mfw take a devilish pleasure in how the tables have turned
>mfw kids from HS now describe me as "successful"
>mfw still live near my hometown, kids who used to bully me now basically beg me to hang out with me, ask about all the places I've gone and shit
>mfw I'm happy they live in dirt
>>27783139
youre lying. Karma does not exist. The cool kids are also the smart kids. The losers are also the idiots.
Youre just a loser that fantasizes about revenge.
Or you just thought you were a loser and were really a normal person all along.
Either way I dont like you.
>>27772897
>lunch begins, go to ceramics room, throw bowls and vases. Skip the rest of my classes for the day and keep throwing bowls and vases.
I loved ceramics, too bad im not in high school any more..
>>27772882
Not greentext worthy, but a lot of my classmates thought I was a nice/smart guy. Some people took advantage of that, but they're either having kids they don't want or are in jail/prison right now.
I'm still best friends with my best friend from school, but most of my other friends drifted away and have kids in their early 20's. smdh
My freshman and sophomore year before I dropped out, we have the same schedule and classes for two years straight
>wake up to mom bitching at me to get up
>get up and be braindead
>get on bus
>look out window when getting to school
>go to school
>sit in cafeteria where all the kids gather up, alone
>first period, go to my table with some retarded kids
>second period, assigned seats so i don't have to awkwardly shove myself somewhere
>third period, woodshop, full of rednecks and bullies, it is hell
>fourth period, have a bully with me at my desk
>lunch, just go to the loner table and do absolutely nothing but stare around
>fifth period, just type shit in """technology""" class
>break time, just go to the vocational school where all the loner weeaboos go to and be alone
>sixth period, do packets that the teacher doesn't even grade
>get on bus
>kids bully me all the way home
>get on computer
>play minecraft or some other shit with my online friends
>do this from 4pm to 12pm
>wake up randomly in the night because of stress and nightmares
>repeat
My high school experience was hell.
>>27783240
Anybody else have dreams/nightmares about being back in school?
>tfw school always looks different
>tfw somehow know my way around
>tfw going through various rooms and hallways trying to find my class
>>27783204
Obviously can't prove anything, but I can at least post some shots of passport to verify parts.
I went to a rural school. The "cool kids" were mostly athletes and stoners who have since burnt out. The kid who made the "Big Papi" joke to me graduated in 2010 and still has his football actions shots as his profile pictures on Facebook.
If you saw what I looked like in 2007, you'd see why I got picked on. I was ugly as shit.
>>27783339
I dream of me and my old friends being in school and the school constantly looks different and is built differently. I always feel weak in my legs and am weak and there's always one guy who's got a completely shaven head, don't know what it's about, but he's always in my school dreams or any dream I'm successful in and he chases me down and I always have weak legs and can't fight back. The last dream I had, I turned over bookshelves to block the path.
It's always so overpoweringly real that I just wake up wanting it to be real because it's just so much better than real life to have friends again.
I was the spaz kid that would shove girls in the hallway. Everyone thought I was mentally retarded even though I was just socially inept.
I rarely ate lunch and when I did I would just eat alone.
I had no friends through the entirety of high school.
Even the nerdy kids hated me
>wake up
>force myself out of bed
>shower
>get dressed
>wait for bus
>sit on bus and look out window hoping nobody would ask to sit next to me
>get to school
>grab stuff out of locker, go to homeroom
>wait for the bell to ring while staring at wall, home in on normies' conversations to pass time
>go to science
>do work
>finish early, as usual
>sit and wait for bell to ring, home in on convos again
>go to math
>do work
>finish early, as always
>begin to think about whatever's currently bouncing around in my life
>go to 4th period (either gym or exploratories, depending on the day)
>if gym, sit alone and barely participate
>if exploratories, actually enjoy myself for once
>go to language arts
>try and keep myself from falling asleep
>go to lunch
>sit alone and resume thinking about whatever I was thinking about in math
>go to history
>lose focus and begin thinking about that Sam Cooke song where he says "don't know much about history"
>go to Spanish
>do the work and try to ignore the normies joking around all period
>final bell rings
>grab my stuff from locker
>wait for bus and presume thoughts from lunch and math
>sit on bus and continue these thoughts
>get home
>sit down and go on 4chan
This was my senior year, but every other year was pretty much the same thing
>wake up groggy as shit
>get forced to get up and do the normal morning routines
>fucked around with friends which made the teachers hate me, so I had very few classes with friends
>they're only in 1st, 5th, 6th
>whatever I'll just sleep
>go home
>listen to minimal techno and ambient, play some gta sometimes, eat, then watch adult swim/toonami until i pass out
>rinse, repeat
The lunch time was great though, never ate anything but the group was great. There was no limits and I could say offensive shit and get away with it
>>27783425
>go on 4chan
Gotta be 18 to post here, buddy
>>27783463
This was in 2012, you daft cunt
And I'd been on 4chan since 2008, so it'd been my daily ritual since I was 14, get over it
>>27772882
I was the weird kid until i got a dank weed connect, then everybody invited me to parties and all types of shit. Still spilled my spaghetti over girls though.
>>27783425
this was me for all of high school and junior high
>>27783345
Nice bro good for you. What do you do for a living though? I'm a current highschool Junior. Somewhat depressed and overwhelmed with my impending future. Any tips or advice?
>go to study hall
>begin writing down possible ways to kill everyone in my journal
>someone sees a tad of what I'm writing
>tells teacher
>have to explain that it's not like I'm gonna do this stuff, and that I'm free to write this due to the first amendment
>teachers keep a close eye on me from then on
FUCK YOU, MICHELLE, IT WAS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT I WAS WRITING
>>27783663
What's study hall like?
We didn't have it at any of my schools
>>27772882
had a friend named Steven who was a bit wild, short guy who liked to get in trouble and I was always the the kid that never strayed from the rules, until I met him and had a fucking blast, mostly use pissing the teachers we hated off as much as possible especially the gym teachers who we fucking HATED I swear to this day they passed us just to get rid of us, we gave them hell, Steven's father never liked the gym teachers either some dispute back when they where in highschool, so the one time he called Stevens dad he got told to fuck off and hung up, and made a friend with a bro tier chad who elevated my status from general outcast to cool normie, didn't get pussy or even a first kiss, but I don't even care had so much fucking fun, sadly after highschool lost touch with all my friends and sank into NEEThood and been stuck there since roughly 3 years now
>>27783719
Terrible
I thought it was just gonna be relaxation period like T.V. Showed it, but it's really just an hour when the teacher watches your every move and you can't even rest your head or anything, because you "have to study"
>>27783660
GET OUT UNDERAGE B&
REEEEEEE
>>27772882
>wake up
>shower
>maybe eat
>go school
>class
>break go outside listening to music or be alone and listen to music
>class
>lunch (never ate lunch in like 6 years so was outside)
>class
>go home
>eat and play videogames or watch a movie
>sleep
also if any boys or girls tried to talk to me i would just shut em out
nothing interests me anymore desu
>>27783463
You act like this isn't isn't 70% edgy teenagers.
Oldfags like us can't even compete.
>>27772882
kek
>lunch period begins
>hide in boys lockerroom
one day
>coach finds me
>tells me to get out
>a few days later i return and a bunch of chads are down there
>almost get beat the fuck up
>lose my place of solace
>they leave after a few months because nobody to talk to
>i come back in
>almost hang myself with sweatpants but pussy out and stand up last second
good ol' days.
>>27773484
My mom did the same thing wpand graduated with a 93% GPA.
>>27772882
i just pretended to be your friend in case one day you decided to shoot up the school you wouldnt kill me. and im not even american...
>>27774035
Having a tricked ride can get you laid friend.
>be senior year
>no friends loser but kinda knew people from middle school
>been in "higher" classes so usually the same group of people in classes.
>girl doesn't have date for senior prom, her friend tells me to ask her
>say no
>continue having no friends and graduate
feels bad, that girl prob had her feelings hurt, she was right there when i said no.
>Get woken up at 5:50
>Have yogurt and some pills that I keep taking, hoping they will take my smell away
>Go back to sleep until 6:10 or 6:20
>Shower
>Get dressed and put on my coat that I wear everyday because I'm to scared to not wear one cause I'm a 6'2 skelly
>Mom drives me to school in Astro van, feel embarrassed getting out and seeing people look at me
>Go to my spot and sit there on my phone waiting for my friends to get there
>Someone might pass by and make a comment about how it stinks
>Go to math, no friends and I sit by people who don't want to sit by me cause I stink
>Go to English, 1 friend, sit in corner behind people who talk about how I smell
>Teacher almost made a comment about my smell once because I didn't wear my coat one day and the smell was probably worse
>Go to science, cut across rooms to minimize social interaction and people being around me
>When in science I usually had to go get a textbook from the front, passed a guy who usually made a comment about my smell, waved the air in front of his face, etc
>Class ends, wait for everyone to leave classroom in front of mine so I can cut through there to go outside
>In history, never do the work and have friends in there but never sit by them cause they sit by Stacys and I don't want them smelling me, they still talk to me a lot though or they might come over and sit with me
>Lunch, go and hang out with my other friend, don't eat
>Back to History, do nothing until end of period
>PE, go with friend from history to there, always pass qt bestie and talk to her
>Usually go outside with friend and just sit down, or walk with other friend
>Last period, landscaping, have 2 friendish people in there, usually take notes or mow grass or pick up trash, etc
>Either rode the bus or got picked up in my moms Astro van
>Ride the bus, people make comments about how it smells, sometimes move away from me
>Mom picks me up, get to talk to qt bestie for 5 mins before she leaves, mom picks me up
I hated it.
>>27783785
Only by 1 year Senpai plz
>>27784028
is it a medical condition? what were the pills for? Treatment?
> 9th grade
Was a literal nightmare. Had a severe panic attack one night and had to be pulled from the school. Finished the remaining 1/3 of the year doing online courses which caused my GPA to drop. Went from a 4.0 to a 3.79.
> 10th and 11th grade
Was home-schooled and had to take my tests and do activities with this organization which helps home-schooled kids. Since I am Autistic, I was with the other "troubled" kids. Made my time there stressful as fuck.
> 12th grade
1st half was pretty meh. 2nd half was awesome. Still friends with the people I met to this day. Overall though, I'd say I'm still a loser. I want to find my calling and a decent job. I lack the motivation for either and am constantly depressed all the time.
>>27784028
why do you smell so bad i dont get it
>>27774476
>>Enter high school just as state passes some bullshit health law
>>All the vending machines have been replaced with 'healthy alternatives' such as powerade and jerky/cheese snacks
>all the chips are baked
>walnuts
>chestnuts
>granola bar
I thought the purpose of these vending machines in schools was to make extra money, don't you want extra money
>baked Doritas
for what purpose
>>27772882
>9th
Chipper and tried my best
>10th
Less so, tried to be lazy. Depression kicks in and I give up on hygiene and clothing
>11th
Stop doing work, skipping school when I can. Depression is full blown. Take a test and get out as fast as I can. Attempt suicide later that year.
>12th
Sat at home and played vidya.
>>27784065
My mom told me it was caused by anxiety because I never have it anywhere else, it's only in school. The pills were stuff like Deodorex, Zinc and kelp, Activated Charcoal, and Chloropyll concentrate, they never worked though. I have a appointment scheduled with my naturopath this month.
>>27784158
Anxiety apparently
>be in 10th grade
>realized the teacher gets her answers for tests off the internet but you have to pay $17 to a website to access them
>Pay the $17, sell to all the students at $10 each, made nice profit for high school
>several months into this the teacher finds out someone has been cheating but can't prove it's me
>In class one day, she gets a fiery look in her eyes
>Slams her fist down on her projector thing
>Says that she knows we've all been cheating and has rewritten all her tests by hand to make them much harder
>everyone hates me now, and the next year after that, because I am now "the kid who made all the tests harder"
>Be in 7th grade, little pervy kid
>write porno story and printed it out staring my friends at the time and the girls they wanted to sleep with in middle school
>Someone says I'm a pretty good writer
>take the compliment, decide to start mass producing and distributing my story around campus
>At least a hundred students take a few copies and distribute those as well
>Inevitably the girls in the story find the story and are absolutely disgusted and they bring it to the principal
>Principal calls my parents, shows them the story
>Suspended
>My parents say the story was pretty well written, say that by using first names only i wasn't actually harming anyone, and generally don't care
>>27784253
>>10th
>Less so, tried to be lazy. Depression kicks in and I give up on hygiene and clothing
jesus this is me to a T. I literally didn't shower. god i was a degenerate sophomore year. senior year i didn't even go outside, I became the palest kid in my grade.
>>27777777
Wow Bretty nice mangolia
>>27784264
Olfactory Reference Syndrome?
>>27779864
and then the whole train applauded
>9th
Still a bright eyed baby that didn't understand people at all. Thought I could do anything. Some minor bullying early on, but didn't bother me.
>10th
Crushing reality of being an ugly, poor kid in a middle-upper middle class school was sinking in. I was isolated and began realizing there was nothing I could about it.
>11th
When I started getting desperate. I was still getting good grades, I was a good person to everyone, and I was still isolated. Starting sperging to a few girls, and even trapped myself in a oneitis for a bit. Accomplished nothing other than becoming a joke to the school.
>12th
One day near the start of semester, I gave up. Stopped giving a single fuck. I only played games on my calculator all day (this was pre-cell phones, oldfag here), skip a bunch of classes and just walk around. Still managed to get good grades, somehow. This sounds like an improvement, but this attitude was the optimal path to NEETdom, which I was stuck in until my mid-20s.
>>27784489
I know for a fact I'm not imagining this, I've walked up on people talking about how I stink before. Some fat black kid during freshman year could stand sitting next to me and would always sound miserable and would talk to his friend in front of me how he didn't understand why people don't just shower.
>>27784724
dang yeah, i found this site where a lot of people have posts about their problems with smelling due to anxiety, most of them are saying that they had to get over it in their mind to not be anxious about it.
Others are saying how they transitioned to different diets like having less meat or going raw fruit and veggie diet and stuff :\
sucks man
>>27776937
>ifunny
therobotcansuckmy3inchcock
>>27776898
>>surround by Columbians and mexicans that speak Spanish fluently but still get C's.
Shit this was me in HS tbqh.
>be Hispanic
>speak spanish okay
>Take spanish class because i'm a lazy prick
>get Cs and Bs
>take German next year
>still get Cs and Bs
>>27785373
How do you say "bathroom" in Spanish?
If you dont wright down exactly what they claimed it was you get it wrong. Those people dont takes Spanish class to study.
>>27773320
fuck
you were that guy huh
I stopped going to school when I was 12
>>27780029
my nigga
unfortunately they made halo punishable at my high school because people played it in class. They would even confiscated flash drives that had the game on them
>>27772904
>have dead looking eyes with constant tremendous dark circles under my eyes
>pale skin
>messy hair and clothes
>uneven gait
>tfw actually had normies ask me on two occasions for coke connections
Y-yeah guys, I'm cool enough for coke
>>27772882
>inb4 normie
actually High School was pretty good,I was perma high and had friends.What killed me was my first Gf,it changed me I became literally frozen inside.College made it all worse,I hate college.I was really open in High School now I rarely interact with anybody expect close friends.
>>27784334
That fucking second story. Holy shit anon you're retarded.
>was told repeatedly that I was smart but didn't give a fuck about school
>smoked weed a lot and generally fucked around
>homeless for awhile, but got high school diploma, now I get paid to sit on my ass for 13 bucks an hour (forklift operator)
Could be worse.
>>27772882
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>>27783425
this is me too buddy
>10th grade
>changed high schools thrice by now because Dad can't hold a job
>get opportunity to take one screw-off elective
>become one of the student IT assistants
>some days screw off and play Halo in the student IT room
>other days swapping out dead PC's because every PC was Duron 600 Mhz class with Win2k SP4
>It's 2006
>One day in shop class kid across the room looking up porn with some other retards
>He works in the kitchen at the restaurant my Dad works at
>Starts talking about porn websites my Dad told him about
>crawlinginmyskin.jpg
>Tell network admin about proxy he uses
>Next day he's all pissed because he can't get around the content filter
>Some other time
>Other student in IT says he made a proxy
>Shows us proxy on his PC
>He bought a .com domain that is literally our computer teacher's full name (e.g. johnsmith.com) and directed it to his home server
>Shares it with his gf
>gf shares it around school
>gets blocked three days later
>At some point the school upgrades their content filter
>A bunch of proxies get blocked
>There is a massive riot at lunch
>Everyone thinks its our fault
>Nobody can get into myspace and so make our lives terrible the rest of the year
>Playing Halo in the student IT room
>Resident shop retard notices on bathroom romp
>Lunch happens
>Go to next class
>Get called to office
>Apparently retard told other retards about the xbox and blew off an entire class playing Halo in the student IT room
>No more xbox
10th grade year was the only year I didn't hate high school because of this elective.
>First year: no friends. Only talk to one girl I met playing vidya from fucking Illinois. Start to get too attached.
>Second year: meh friends. Girl no longer talks to me, but I love her by now. We get into a big argument and she tells me to never talk to her again, probably justified, I said some nasty shit. Catatonic for 4 weeks.
>third year: super depressed, start leaning on few close male friends, disregard everyone else, honestly frightened of women. Nearly flunk a few classes.
>fourth year: convince myself finally that nothing gets better, get the only girl that cares about me to dump her cringey /pol/ bf and go out with me.
>college: vowed to never let another human close to me and have succeeded in doing so. 5 years in with two majors. Learning is my passion. Still talk to high school friends often even though I'm hours away.
I guess it worked out.
What sums up my high school experience was when my junior history professor went around the room on the last day of class and said something nice about all of us, except for me. "Anon... uhh... just keep being yourself."
One of these days I'll post some of the shit me and my friends came up with. 'Rape report form', my fucking scheduler book (nearly expelled because of that), and a few other things I've probably forgotten.
