>Male deaths represent 79% of all US suicides. Females attempt suicide 3x's as often as males. (CDC)
>>27772379
Roasties do it for attention. Not that that should come as news to anyone here.
>women can't even die correctly
lmao that's like one of the easiest things to do
>>27772379
Bro'sties get actual toasty while roasties fake boasty about self toasty
I dont get attempt suicide. No one fails at suicide. You just werent actually comitted enough to do it and it'S rather a cry for attention than a solution to your problems. Really hate the phrase "attempted suicide"
>>27772450
You're a Iiteral retard.
>>27772395
This.
Girls do shit like OD or make little marks on their wrists so they can post about it on Social media for sympathy and Chad will feel bad for them.
>>27772464
He's right though. How hard is it to actually kill yourself if you truly wanted to. Jump off a high bridge, boom, dead.
>>27772497
Well I took 18 grams of paracetamol and survived without any damage to my organs. That should have killed me. I didn't go to the hospital either I just felt really ill for three days.
>>27772554
Take 50g next time. Really put your back into it.
>>27772379
is it even possible to have a suicide attempt with a gun or a noose
>>27772554
Shut up faggot. You should kill yourself for being so stupid. If you REALLY wanted to kill yourself you could do it for sure. You are nothing but an attention seeking emo faggot.
What do they consider an attempt? I don't think those girls really want to die.
>>27772497
who would want a method of killing themselves where theres a risk of surviving and perhaps being crippled or retarded afterwards. anyone who wants to die will do something fast and painless. Hence nothing that's survivable.
>>27772554
if you actually wanted to die you would have actually tried to kill yourself instead of just taking some funny pills? how hard is it to climb on top of a building? how hard is it to jump off a bridge? how hard is it to put a shotgun in your mouth?
>>27772950
>anyone who wants to die will do something fast and painless
lol, no. those who actually want to die aren't afraid of a little pain. faggot.
>>27772614
well said, well said
>>27772379
>Females attempt suicide 3x's as often as males
Females attempt suicide by taking pills/slashing themselves. Men attempt suicide by putting a gun in their mouth and then taking it out again.
Only one of these is recorded by the CDC
>>27773010
Men attempt suicide by commiting suicide
>>27772379
>roasties
>believe attempt = suicide
when can we just dumb down and enslave women and have a perfect society?
>be roastie
>think about ODing on painpills
>that immediately means I "attempted suicide"
I want to kill all roasties.
>>27773106
>be blini
>just want some fresh cakes
>staring up at qt buttermilk
>russian slut takes a picture
>just want to live my life peacefully
>am now all over the internet
>>27773147
>be mouse
>want to escape my prison
>push against the bars
>roastie whore takes a picture
>used as a reaction image
>>27772604
i tried to hang myself i even did that wrong, i should have googled how to tie a noose. I passed out then the knot came undone and i woke up with bruised ankles and i haven't killed myself in the 6 years since and i still regret not finishing the job.
Anybody who says killing themselves is easy has never been at the "edge"
Guys can probably get themselves to jump off bridges and put a bullet through their brain because they are a little stronger willed, but I think it's taking it too far to say that women attempted suicide for attention
Women aren't warriors, they usually don't even know what it really takes to end a human life, there's also a level of the way they will be presented after death, every woman wants to leave a beautiful corpse, not a splatter on the sidewalk.
>>27773308
That's not a winning attitude.
>>27772497
>>27772962
none of this is even guaranteed. just take a fucking kitchen knife and plunge it into your heart. even if you did it in front of someone that immediately takes you to the hospital you life right next to, you are still fucking dead.
>>27773373
shut up faggot. that was the gayest thing I read all day
>>27773515
Jumping off a hundred foot plus bridge is guaranteed.
I think it should only count as an attempt if you aurvive something that has high success rate, like a gun to the head, or jumping off an extremely high building.
Taking a few pills when you're sad doesn't count. I hate when people say "I tried to kill myself" when they actually mean that they took some pills. I had a friend who actually tried to kill himself, and he stabbed himself until he was lying down bleeding out. That's a real attempt.
>>27772604
>is it even possible to have a suicide attempt with a gun or a noose
People have failed with both those methods, usually with disastrous consequences.
Reminder to do your research carefully, everyone.
>>27772851
>I don't think those girls really want to die.
Of course not. They just want Chad to finally notice them.
>>27772379
>>Male deaths represent 79% of all US suicides. Females attempt suicide 3x's as often as males.
yet another thing man do better than woman
>>27773885
>Jumping off a hundred foot plus bridge is guaranteed.
People have survived falling out of airplanes, Anon. There is no height from which you can jump that guarantees death.
>Stacy is "depressed"
>Attempts """suicide""""
>"Oh my gosh, Stacy we didn't know you were depressed all this time xDDD"
>>27774124
Source? Show me someone falling from freefall and surviving.
>>27774301
https://www.google.com/search?q=vesna+vulovic&oq=vesna&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0j5j0.2743j0j4&client=ms-android-sprint-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
>>27774301
Read it and weep:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovic
>She holds the distinction of being the world record holder, according to the Guinness Book of Records, for surviving the highest fall without a parachute: 10,160 metres (33,333 ft).
>>27772497
You can survive jumping off a bridge
some normie calls in a hospital helicopter and you end up a vegetable
>>27774279
>in class
>class convo leads to depression
>"people make fun of my because im depressed xxDdXxDddDd im so lonely!!!11!1!1"
>the fucking roastie who says it knows everyone in the school and constantly hangs out with friends
>>27772497
people have survived shooting themselves in the head with a shotgun
>>27773170
>be deer
>just want to be regular size
>faggot thinks its funny to photoshop me on these tiny legs
>fucks my shit up for life
>>27772554
I'f you're not taking 4x the lethal dose, then you're just faking it.
>>27772417
lol, because you have the credibility to judge someone else's life and death
xD
>>27774390
>>27774408
You stupid fucks. She didn't free fall 10000 feet. She was still in an airplane that was missing the front portion. It hit the ground at an angle which bore the brunt of the impact. Also she was EXTREMELY lucky. It would probably almost never happen again. I would say 999/1000 times jumping off a hundred foot plus bridge you are going to die.
>>27772379
Women cant feel deep enough to decide to end their existence. Women cant even seriously consider something as fundamental as ending their existence, they do not have the capacity to understand things outside of their everyday life, ie things other than bfs, friends, gossip, makeup, celebrities, partying, shopping etc.
>>27774557
>my normie life is so hard guys XDD
>guys have it easy XDD
>so hard being a guilr :(
>>27774570
Believe what you want. But consider: It's rare enough that a successful suicide gets reported in the news; unsuccessful suicides almost never do. How can you be so confident about the success rate? Are you really willing to take the chance you'll be one of the lucky ones?
>>27774489
>people have survived shooting themselves in the head with a shotgun
prove it!
>In his study of gunshot injuries in Mobile Alabama1, Riddick found that of those surviving a firearm suicide attempt, 80% used a handgun, 15% a rifle, and only 5% a shotgun.
Women choose the least effective method of suicide because they just want attention.
They even call people to let them know about the suicide before they attempt it, to ensure they get their stomach pumped.
"I can't get the cap off" actually happens in real life.
>>27774842
>Women choose the least effective method of suicide because they just want attention.
>They even call people to let them know about the suicide before they attempt it, to ensure they get their stomach pumped.
thanks, saved pic for woman hate threads
>>27772379
Roasties take like 10 Filnstones Vitamins and call it attempted suicide.
>>27775066
Hahahahaha fucking top kek
>>27774653
Nothing easier, famalam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC-eUpJsP-Q
>>27772379
So women just do it for attention?
>>27774012
I jumped off of a boat when I was working in Alaska. Does that count?
I knew this girl that had attempted suicide 7 times.
>>27775325
>So women just do it for attention?
Pretty much. They want to be rescued and/or pitied.
>men commit suicide by blowing their heads off with shotguns
>women """""commit""""" suicide by swallowing four Tylenol and going to bed
>>27775409
How tall was the boat? Story? How's Alaska?
>>27775481
>How tall was the boat?
Idiot, the real threat is getting swept away in the water.
>>27775305
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC-eUpJsP-Q
oh god, not gonna watch it, how didnt he tryed again?
>>27775421
does her name start with D?
>>27775555
>oh god, not gonna watch it, how didnt he tryed again?
As I recall he claims the experience gave him a new perspective on life and he is even grateful the whole thing happened.
>male suicide
>>27775499
How The Fuck Is That A Threat Hahahaha Nigga Just Move Your Arms And Legs Like Nigga Swim Away Haha
>>27774781
When he committed sudoku, Hemingway put a shotgun in his mouth.
>>27775990
He wrote books as well. Doesn't mean I have to do whatever he did.
>>27775680
>he claims the experience gave him a new perspective on life and he is even grateful the whole thing happened.
normies smdh
>>27775802
i don't get it
>>27772379
Women want attention and usually get it. Nothing new here.
>>27775555
I wouldn't mind if a suicide attempt made me completely deaf. I can't get much uglier either.
>>27775305
Judging from his wounds, it looks like he shot himself from underneath the jaw.
Everyone knows if you're commiting suicide with a gun that you're supposed to aim for your brain stem.
When your brain stem is destroyed your brain can no longer tell your heart to beat or lungs to take in oxygen. It rapidly causes unconsciousness, then dying while unconscious or it will immediately kill the person.
