Prison gay thread for prison gays.
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>27771222
You're not in prison. You're just gay.
>prison gay
this implies that the men somehow turned gay because only men were available
but i'll tell you what, cute and feminine young gay guys have even higher standards than your average girl
and the other type of faggots you would never want to get close to
>>27771222
GO TO /B/ YOU FAG
>>27771287
It's really easy to flirt with guys, but very hard to do it with girls. So it's sort of prison gay.
>>27771337
Why would it be easier?
How do you flirt anyway never done that.
>>27771605
Guys are more available, especially on /r9k/.
Where would I go for meeting a non-degenerate cute boy? Fag bars only have buttsluts and things like grindr are for 1 time hookups which I most certainly don't want.
>>27772060
Go on /v/ and befriend some lonely healslut who doesn't even realize they are gay.
I don't think "prison gay" exists. If you can get aroused by being with a man then you're at least bisexual.
>>27772101
Lonely healslut here, can confirm this would work.
>>27772187
That's how I got my cuteboy boyfriend, though wasn't doing it on purpose. Was looking for friends and posted a shitty bait thread in /v/, he fell for me after a while.
>>27772101
>tfw just remembered I'm a healslut
Why are medics so much fun?
>tfw 4chanfags only want "cute boy" boyfriends
>tfw not cute enough
>>27772258
Because taking care of people is the best
>>27772101
s-stop stereotyping healsluts
>>27772060
>tfw you will never be cute enough for a bf
>>27772101
This is pretty much true.
>mfw ERPing with the healer
>mfw the DPS have no idea that both of us have our dicks out in the middle of an instance
>>27772620
D-do you have a pocket healslut or are you looking for one?
>>27771337
Is it bad i like e-dating guys online because it's so much more easy...
>>27772930
No, I feel the same way.
>>27772947
The only problem is they always "cheat" and send nudes etc etc to other people and it's zzz
found this qt who's 3 hours away from, but too scared to go down and see him because worried it won't work out or some shit
sad times.
>>27772930
Do you like it's because it's easy, or because guys just feel more comfy? I've lost interest in girls because I can't relate to them at all, but guys always have the same interests as I do and are so easy to talk to. I'll rather be in a relationship with a best friend than someone I'm just sexually attracted to.
>>27772991
That's generalizing, like saying every single female is a slut or that all blacks are violent apes on drugs. Decent people don't cheat on their partners, try finding someone straightforward.
>>27771222
not gay but got erection from pic. Guy to femenin
>>27773019
Are you sexually attracted to guys though? Do you want to get naked with one and cuddle, boy chest lightly touching boy chest?
>>27773230
im pretty sure just about every conventionally straight guy would fuck a feminine young twink like that
pederasty was a casual part of male sexuality in ancient greece after all
>>27772930
me too
I've recently started a "relationship" of sorts and I wish it had just stayed online. I like the idea of fucking him more than actually waking up the next morning next to him
dont stay the night ??????
>>27773246
Yup, I like how guys and penises especially look, but mental attraction always overrides physical for me. I always find people who I like or know well more attractive than they actually are.
>>27773088
mhm, you're right to be honest. I guess i find guess who are horny and just want to get off to nudes or Skype etc, idk man.
>>27773019
Both really it's far more easy for me to date online and i feel alot more comfy with it due to it's kinda like having a really close bestfriend play games, talk, share pics. It's nice to have someone to call yours i guess, even tho it is only online.
>girls
I lost interest in girls right after the age of 15
Lol, this is quite funny for OC.
>Think I want an online bf because it might make me feel less lonely
>Want him to not be fat
>Want him to like me for who I am
>It's not possible
>Realize I just wantrealfriends
>>27773268
Pretty much what i'm worried about, i don't want it to be some fuck buddy kinda thing, call me a fag but i just wanna chill and talk, watch shows and movies etc , sex is meh.
>>27771287
We're all in prison, it's just that some of us are more free than others.
>>27773360
If you have that picture saved I think you want more than just a friend!
>>27773360
I can be your friend if you need someone to talk toI'm taken though
>>27773360
>Posts some trash pick of futa
Why is the one doing the fucking always darker in drawn faggotry?
Get this kike shit out of here.
>>27773246
Cuddling boys is illegal. That fag anon above mentioning pederasty and straight guys was spot on.
>>27773470
Clearly I don't mean literal boys.
>>27773502
so they look absolutely nothing like all the anime boys posted in this thread?
>>27773470
Is that the faggot that has a blowjob video?
>>27773520
>faggot
It's a guy?
I don't know, it's just the "asian presumably jap ahegao girl reaction pic" to me.
>>27773564
It looks a lot like a guy i saw dressed up as a girl sucking a dong in a video i saw a while ago.
steam boyfriends are best.
go get one
>>27773601
Why is this giving me a boner.
>>27773813
I had one, it helped decrease my faggot fantasies a lot.
>>27773862
Storytime, anon. You must share you expertise.
>>27771291
This right here famboni
l-lets go cockgazing
>>27772101
but.. Healers aren't always..wait a minute
>>27774090
Ha ha well meme'd my friend! +1 upvotes. Ha ha
>>27773996
What if he's in this thread though?
>talk to guy from /r9k/
>send email to each other
>talk about ourself, different stuff, faggotry
>chat some on steam
>discuss some lewd stuff
>live very far apart
>discuss some hypothetical stuff we could do if we we're closer
>he had a slight amount of experience, i'm kv
It was a while ago now.
>>27771222
Prison gay here, i like to make out with guys next to girl, to make them jealous.
It's funny because they have hard turn-ons if they are fujoshiters
>Tfw just want someone to take care of and make me feel wanted.
>>27771291
>>27771222
stop ruining the mood
>>27773470
>>27773564
It's a girl, she's a reverse trap.
tfw no one to be lewd with ;=;
>>27774809
What would you do if you had someone sitting next to you, Anon-kun?
>>27774809
Hairy bald slav neet here.
Would plow your ass relentlessly, angloboi.
>>27774841
hyperventilate
>>27774865
oh god
>>27774892
Wouldn't you like to get a little closer, maybe close enough that our bodies touch?
>>27774932
[PANIC]y-yes
>>27774809
I also suffer from thisBut at the same time I'm terrified of the idea
>>27774968
We can stay like that until you're comfortable with the idea of my hand on your leg.
>>27775007
Why are you terrified of it?
>>27775051
m-my leg?t-thats too lewd
>>27775051
Because I feel like the other person would judge me heavily for it, or I might say something stupidI also have no idea how to be lewd
I just want to be able to cuddle someone.
I can be lewd over the internet all I want, but that's not enough. I need hugs. I want to bury my nose in someone elses hair. I want to be able to watch a movie without paying attention, just enjoying the warm body tangled with mine. Doesn't even have to be lewd, in fact it's better when not lewd. It just is. There's no need to act passionate. There's no shallow breathing, no excitement. Just calmness. I wish I could for one second stop being tense, and be able to practically go limp, and not have to put up the effort sometimes, just.. Cuddle. With someone who understands and loves you.
>>27775115
It feels good though, don't you think?
>>27775117
It's just the internet. It's okay to screw up sometimes.
>>27775207
>>27775207
y-yesfeels nice to touch someone ;-;
So how did you guys get turned out? Were you fresh on the block and too nervous to fight, or not wanting to end up in the hole? Also, did they get you in the showers or someplace else?
>>27775207
You're right, but it still makes me nervous
I'm not attracted to guys but I like being lewd over the internet with guys because I'd panic if I had to do it with girls, and I want to have lewd interactions with someone.
Also the taboo nature of it kind of turns me on. Like cuckold porn. It's so degenerate, so disgraceful, but that makes me hard.
But I'm straight
>>27775619
I'd probably be straight if feminists weren't a thing.
>>27773425
I'm just a very lewd person.
>>27773430
Those are traps.
And that's a nice cock.
>>27775734
Why not make a lewd friend then?
>>27775780I have plenty of themYou can never have too many, though. My problem is I'd want someone fairly kinky, i.e. not a complete vanillafag if I were to add someone else
>>27775619
uhhh
where does one find such degenerate creatures?
no
>>27775809
What sort of kinks do you like?
>>27775819Netorare, rimming, butt sniffing, armpits, anal, femdom, hard!femdom, milfs, Christmas Cakes, shota, straight shota, bbw within reason, mind break, moral degeneration, piss, verbal!bullying, andsome more I'm not at liberty to name.
Before you judge me I only like this stuff in 2D.
>>27775922
>2d
any actual degenerates around?
>>27775922
That's super lewd, you degenerate!Are you bullying or getting bullied?
>>27776009
I am an actual degenerate, I simply don't like real people.
>>27776038I haven't even named them all, and the latter.
>>27776042
2d aint filthy enough
>>27776068
What do you like about getting bullied?
>>27776158
Being mistreated--or rather treated as I deserve-- makes me erect.
>>27776182
That's not very specific! What about being called a stupid worthless slut makes you hard?
>>27776182
Does it come from low self-esteem though? Do you need the abuse because at some level you want to recreate a trauma you experienced, or do you just feel like you want to tear down your ego so it balances out with other elements of your psyche? It's OK if you don't know the answer yourself, but I'm genuinely curious about this.
I've been wondering, what exactly is it that makes a penis feminine? Does it have more to do with the person with the penis than the penis itself?
Does size really matter?
What if a guy is a total fairy on the inside, and has a 7.5" cock that is cut, but ultra sensitive and cums really fast. Would that be considered a feminine penis?
>>27776355
W-well it depends.
I think I'm masochistic and >>27776379
yes it is a result of terrible self esteem. I feel I deserve it forprimarily non sexual reasons--I like to be called worse than "sexual" insults, e.g. slut, faggot, I truly want it to cut deeper than that. I want all of my flaws attacked with nothing held back.But like I said, I get turned on from it too. It's strange. I'm not sure exactly why, I'm sorry I can't answer it more clearly.
>>27776384
It has to be small to be feminine. That's still cute!
>>27776379
I'm a different anon, I get off on being humiliated because I get my way most of the time, but deep down I want someone to put me in my place.
>>27776384
Varying opinions, some think it's small size, others only care about smooth skin and cute look, some just care about what it's attached to.
>>27776447
So it because of something you've done in your past. You feel you need to be punished? I've done some shit in my life, and I very much want to be whipped by a dominatrix. In the midst of pain, there is clarity.
>tfw no prison gay robot friend to talkand maybe jack off together with
tfw no sissy degenerate cumbag to talk about my fantasies with
>>27776571
I think there are a lot of us in this thread. It makes me want to make a discord or something.
>>27776596
>It makes me want to make a discord or something.
Please do.
>>27776596
i would prefer having one on one convos, people make me anxious
>>27776533
h-hi
So I don't understand this prison gay thing. Is it just a fetish for you guys, or are you whacked out from your time in the big house?
>>27776520
My many, many fuckups. I'm a terrible person, yes, that's why.
Discord sounds too spooky, h-having to talk in voice and all. Maybe a skype group?
>>27776648
Both would get quickly flooded with the hundreds of underageb&s on this board, causing those who aren't to get v&. Terrible idea.
>those little shivers and twitches he makes when you're milking his cock with your mouth and you know he's under your control
>>27776648
There's text only chat on Discord! You can also PM people.
I made one: https://discord.gg/0wTBljRcb5iJMyji
>>27776670
You can just kick idiots out.
>>27776683
How would you identify them? They may not come out and say it.
>>27776456
I wish someone irl agreed. I've only been with girls and they are ruthless when it comes to masculinity. I have gotten
>(After sex) wow that was quick
>Are you nervous? The girl's supposed to be the nervous one
>(Just out and about in public doing whatever) Wow you are such a girl!
>Are you gay, but afraid to be gay?
>Upon meeting my bosses friend's son he called me a faggot after like 5 minutes
It upsets me, how do I get over this internalized homophobia?
>>27776643
It's a joke because straightbots think we're all just being gay because we've had no luck with women. Which may be true for some I guess.
>>27776639
Heya prison gay bot.
>>27776798
hai
y-you got an email?
a-anyone south brazil here?
>Be actual gay
>tried to be friendly to other gay robots to perhaps start a relationship
>They just give me 1 word replies/complain about their lives constantly
>They never start conversations
>Give up
I would take being asexual. Human interaction is stressful.
>>27776853
>y-you got an email?[email protected]
>>27776899
Would you be willing to try again? I try to be optimistic
>>27776934
s-sent ;^)
orignal
asdg
>>27777060
>s-sent ;^)
Rude :c
>>27777159
w-what
did you not get my email?
>>27777181
>did you not get my email?
No, I didn't get anything.
oh wow
[r9k] has gone completely fucking full blown degenerate fag shit.
I always knew this board was full of pathetic autists, but this is a new low.
Get AIDS and die, fagbots
>tfw aspergers
God damn it how the fuck am I supposed to get a bf?
>>27777191
fugg
lemme try again
>>27777213
Sorry anon we can't help what pleases us sexually
>>27777229
>>27777191
uhh
send me one instead ;-;
>>27777216
if you're cute enough download grindr and enough people will contact you. I've tried but still didn't have the courage to go on a date.
funnily enough, never got a date on tinder (girls), but 5 guys contacted me 10 minutes after creating a grindr account.
>>27776964
Why not right? Can't waste time if your time isn't worth anything
>>27777213
It's been like this for years, lel
>>27777275
>Grindr
Isn't that place full of degenerates?
>>27777399
Yes. It's really bad. I downloaded it once and scrolled through and almost threw up. All stereotypical ass slut gays like you would see at a pride parade wearing leather chaps.
>>27777399
the world is full of degenerates, you have to cherrypick the good ones. it depends of your location too.
it's a great confidence booster though, now I know what it's like to be a girl.
GET on your knees and worship to god of cock, faggots
>>27775619
Pathetic. I've talked lewd to girls online, one of them was even into rape fantasies. Sent me pics of her looking cute and naughty (sucking on a banana with her big eyes looking up at me/the camera).
I guess if you can pretend it's a girl maybe it works out but there's plenty girls to chat online with.
>>27776672
what does sucking a penis feel like
t.bicurious
>>27777490
I suppose a boost in confidence would be nice, thanks for the advice, anon
>>27777614
I'm not that guy, but how do you know they're even girls though? You can never be too sure, and even if they are girls they're probably ugly. Haven't you ever cybered with someone and not really cared? You just don't think too much on it, pretend it's a hot chick, and get off on what is being said. That's the whole thrill of being anonymous. It's like getting a handy through a glory hole. Who cares what they really look like as long as the hands are soft and feminine, and they rub it the right way?
>>27777666
it feels really, really good
nice trips
>>27772620
I want your life...
>>27777777
ayy lmao coment content
>>27777666
dub trips deserve an answer
>>27775207
Hi pizza.
>>27776766
Why the fuck do gay guys keep asking to suck my dick. It's happened at least five times a year for six years.
I feel your pain.
Jesus, r9k turned into a gay dating site
>>27779028
>tfw people universally ignore me
I must be Eggman tier ugly
>>27779481
>>tfw people universally ignore me
I know those feels too. I'm pretty sure it's because I'm really ugly.
>>27779190
Nah the most that comes from these threads is shitty erp
>>27779028
>Why the fuck do gay guys keep asking to suck my dick.
Maybe because you're a hot guy?
>>27779557
Ugly people shouldn't be forced into the dating market. Give me pills to make me asexual please
>>27779854
Hdhd
>>27779854
>>27779481
I'm sorry guys. It just bothers me because I'm not gay. I just don't get it because I dont think I'm giving leads or signs.
anyone wanna talk
Kik:kittenzgomeow
>>27780893
Also no sexy times in nine months.
Sometimes you get lucky.
>tfw you already have a bf but it's long distance
just post some fucking porn faggots and quit your griping, I came to this thread to jack off, not listen to a bunch of anons piss and moan
>>27780945
Anon I'm downloading kik now.
>>27780945
Messaged you :3
>>27780945
Come join us here: >>27776679
Damnit more apps...
I just want to fuck something cute. Gender is irrelevant
>tfw 4chin normies will never decide on one app
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIESSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who /SDT/ here?
>>27782165
>tfw you will never know this feel
a-at least I have my blowjob trap simulators to comfort me
>>27782165
Sdt?
>>27782497
Stands for Super Deep Throat
>tfw /r9k/ mutes you for "not being original"
>>27782553
Thanks bb
Origiplox
Are there any cute boys who will let me move in with them? I'll cook and clean and pay rent get a job and let you fuck me if you're gentle. I'm cute i think.I'm truly desperate. Please.
>>27782165
I need a guy to practice on to be able to do that desu
>>27782844
You can practice in the game, there are tons of mods too out for it, clothing and additional positions etc, to set up the perfect sex scene
I'm fine doing it this way desu desu
could not get anyone to do lewd stuff ._.
why even live
>>27782913
original desu desu
>>27772101
How gay is a healslut?
>>27783066
Incredibly gay
only reason to become a healer instead of an actual good class is for the feeling of submission and ERPing
>>27783123
>tfw no healslut bf
I came to this thread for the prison gays, not for some loneliness feels.
>you will never have bf to kiss
>>27783123
>tfw been a healer in every mmo I played except for one time I switched to Tank Paladin for a while, then switched back to heals.
>>27783151
>tfw no tank bf
>>27783246
>tfw no crit bf
>>27771291
It's just hot because you make the fantasy seem actually possible when you think of boys being more available. It is hotter when it seems more possible to actually happen.
I'm not into it but that would be my description. Yeah, pussy is the way to go, the real red pill.
To all you prison gay faggots, do you actually think you could be intimate with another guy? Having him hold you, kiss you, take control, skin against skin, lips against lips, kissing you all over your body, holding your arms in place, unable to resist or stop him as he heads lower, lower, lower?
How can guys possibly like other guys? They're so gross and ugly and manly and big and muscular and strong and handsome
>>27783317
>They're so gross and ugly and manly and big and muscular and strong and handsome
Th-this.
>>27783317
inb4 some non-gay robots experiment and find themselves ruined for life after getting manhandled, unable to not seek out more dick
Don't fall for /r9k/'s tricks, robots
>>27783400
>typical "prison gay" future
>>27783536
Is that supposed to turn me off of it?
>>27783588
Are you serious? God, that's fucking pathetic.
I am new to r9k, what is "Prison gay"
>>27783773
It looks like he's having fun.
>>27783802
Gay because you can't get a gf. Usually leads to online circlejerking with likeminded people
>>27783804
Does this fag look like he's having "fun"? I mean, it's not just getting fucked like a girl, but the man is also fucking kissing him. Like, a guy. Gay shit.
>>27783899
He's blushing and has his arms and legs wrapped around the other guy, so I think so.
>>27771291
>but i'll tell you what, cute and feminine young gay guys have even higher standards than your average girl
This. I'm pretty short, small and been told super cute/hot and my standards are high as fuck.
It's funny thinking the prison gays think they'll be the ones fucking the traps
There's some real predators out there looking to take advantage of confused virgin straight boys like the robots here
No robot here could win in a fight of dominance. They'll be forced on the bottom before you could say "reee"
>>27784222
All it takes is one "experiment" for them to take control...
>>27784222
I definitely couldn't win any fight. I'm way too skinny, my arms couldn't do anything...
>>27784269
...and they'll be a bottom bitch for life.
>>27784222
>when i realize this is true
>when i fantasize about banging qt shota and realizing i am the shota
>>27784287
>>27784320
you're both ripe for the picking
>>27784419
and the most disgusting part of all...you'll even want to CUDDLE with them afterwards!
you'll be the little spoon of course
>>27784419
It can't be that bad... right?
>>27784456
Disgusting, I know.
Robots would be so debilitated from being abused that he'd have to take care of them.
>>27784641
Afterwards they'd be so smelly that they'd have to take a bath, together to save water of course. He'd have to clean every inch and make sure they're washed properly.
i want to cum on a qt boi's feet desu. and let him cum on mine, if he'd like~
>You will never hang out with OnlyAfro at a con despite living in the same state
>>27784773
>tfw no dominant, faggy yet extremely /fa/ bf
>>27784542
Oh it will. Without him, there's no way you are going to feel so safe and cared for.
H-how do you explain to boysor girlsthat you take female hormones to look cuter?
What's it like to get manhandled and thrown around by a strong man?
>>27785152
Say that you like being cute, and taking them just helps you stay cute. I'd probably open by asking "Hey, you're okay with how I look, right?" "Would you feel bad if I worked to try to stay this way?" Then go from there.I tried something else the first time and I goofed hard. Good luck anon.
>>27785331I have tiny but unmistakable boobs that I hide anon, more to the point my question is how do I prepare them for that?
>>27785390
God that is the worst part. Explaining that was so incredibly awkward, I don't think there is a good way to tackle that at all.
Where the fuck all old/young anime porn at?
>>27786124
Not in this thread.
blargh
>>27785152
I'm sure they will understand
I wish I never discovered cute guys, the supply and demand is terrible.
Uh for any str8 prison gay guy ill be your housewife if you make me the perfect girl.. i have always wanted a verbally abusive prison gay bf
>>27786250
Dang that thread should still be in the archive, do you know what board it was from?
>>27777666
SATAN TRIPS CONFIRM GAY
checked and kek'd
>>27785390
same boat as you, but I have a great sex life nonetheless
basically no matter what they say, everybody loves tits and cute a-cups on a cute boy is never a deal breaker. quite the opposite in fact, people fucking adore playing with them andsucking my nipples
>>27786483
How did you talk to him about the hormones thing? I'd love to hear the details.
>>27786483
Tell me your secrets please senpai, how do I broach this with partners?
>>27785390
wait I didn't actually answer your question at all
just tell them when it comes up, or once you end up with your shirt off in bed
I guarantee they won't just run off at a time like that, in the heat of the moment and all
>>27786547
>>27786598
I dunno dude I have a few fwbs and I just end up like... telling them at some point early on. they're never the kind of people who would mind something like that so it isn't difficult. you should definitely be getting with types like that anyway
>>27786483
i want boyboobs
>tfw been on hormones a year and a half now.
>pass but too scared to go outside or do anything because of other reasins
All i want is a really masculine dominant bf to bully/roast me and own me.
>>27786662
Image for
TRANNIES OUT
MANLY MEN DOING MANLY THINGS
SHOTAS ARE WELCOME
>>27786652
yeah they're great man
fun to play with and it feels so good too
>>27786662
where you at nigga desu senpai, i'm not gay but i'd let a passable trap blow me
>>27786684
Are you a manly man??
>>27786698
i want to try doing this to myself
>>27786698
Near Texas... would you bully me?
>>27786705
I like to pretend
>>27786741
How so, Anon?? Do you have an email
>>27786756
Nah I'm good
O R I G I N A L I T Y
robot pls
>tfw just want a loving trap bf
>I'm fat and black
End me right now.
>>27771222
>tfw no qt ausfaggots to sit on my cock like that
Post more porn dammit
anybody wanna be friends
?
>used to be normal
>now constantly second guess if skinny ultra nerds are closet gay and want the dick
How am I supposed to make friends now with this in my head
>>27787353
if it makes you feel better by your vague description I'd let you fuck me but I'm depressed so that's not gonna happen.
>>27788858
I look like a mixture of 1960s James Brown, Miles Davis, and Michael Jackson before the vitiligo.
I also have some Latino in me, but you wouldn't tell by looking at me.
So how did you guys end up getting hormones? Did you find a doctor or is this some kind of sycophantic deep web shit and you're literally self-medicating your mental illness with research chemicals?
I am genuinely curious.
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>>27788809
>How am I supposed to make friends now
Pull out your dick
>>27792027
>tfw no other qt smooth cuddlebuddies :(
>>27788506
post email
originalpost
Any qts wanna email me? Hormones or no hormones.
[email protected]
>>27782192
Why aren't there any mods to make the cocks look better in this game? They look awful, I want my trap slut to have foreskin and I can't
>>27772101
Holy fuck, I'm a healslut and gay and I didn't even make the connection
>>27793838
I think there are, idk, mod repository here https://www.undertow.club/downloads/categories/super-deepthroat.4/?order=download_count
