>be making out with boyfriend
>he tells me a girl sat on his face
I don't know whether i should hurt him or hurt the slut that ruined his body. I'm considering breaking up with him. How am I supposed to kiss someone who'd have some woman's nasty pussy on his face
>>27769777
You have two options
> Leave this board, roastie
> Be my gf
>>27769777
fuck off roastie. i know youre a guy roleplaying though
>>27769777
did that snail just eat a maggot?
is this like... some sort of flesh eating snail?
>>27769804
>>27769796
fuck off
>>27769817
god forbid i have standards
how about just sit on his face, your pussy juice stench will override the other girls residual pussy juice stench
basically your juices will cuck her juices
My boyfriend likes smelly girl feet so I oblige him. I'm going to rub mine all over his face tonight OP. We're actually probably going to break up soon since he's leaving the state and I can't follow.
Just OP, you could end up with my used goods after you break up with your man! Wouldn't that be great?
>>27769842
>fuck off
Kinky
>>27769909
*just think
>>27769909
Hnnnnng post more.
And let me smell
>>27769894
Never. I respected my boyfriend enough to not be a disgusting whore prior to him meeting me.
>>27769842
how many unique dicks have been in your mouth
>>27769940
Fuck off autist. I'm taken
>>27769963
I-I just wanna sniff ;_;
>>27769909
FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. IT'S BITCHES LIKE YOU WHY I CAN'T GET A DECENT MAN WHO HASNT BEEN PEED ON
>>27770035
you can pee on me, i am 100% girl pee free
>>27769777
women do not = men
More women that have sat on a guys face makes him more "alpha" and worthy in womens eyes since they do not have logical brains to figure out who is best so they hurrrr durrrr everyone wants this one so he must be good.
Your statement is like those shitty kikebook posts that just reverse the roles and expect it to make sense or like saying TICK TOCK neetcuck
Dear women in this thread, no one cares what you think. Women are disposable sex toys for men.
>>27769909
Holy crap, those are the cutest feet I've ever seen in my life.
Can I take his place? I've never had girl feet on me before.
>>27770116
no, girls smell nice too
>>27769777
Go post on tumblr or reddit
>>27770237
>he doesn't like girly stinky musk
what are you some kind of faggot?
>>27770237
>implying you wouldn't want to smell
>>27769909 's feet
>>27769909
Please post more feet
>>27769777
Don't care about you desu, OP, but that snail is cute!
This is how I feel every time a girl tells me shes sucked a dick.
Im supposed to makeout with you passionately after some guys pulsing cock shot his baby batter down your throat?
>>27769842
wait, so did he cheat on you or did he just eat a girl out in a previous relationship?
if it is the latter, stop being dumb, but if he cheated on you, dump him dude
>>27770347
Glad you understand. You're a smart man
>>27769777
Human's skin is replaced every month. If it was before month you are fine I'm sure it is you would never kiss man who you know less than month unless you are filthy roastie
>>27769909
I don't even care how fat and ugly you are.
I would literally kill to get to worship those feet
>>27769875
>your juices will cuck her juices
fucking lmao
>>27769777
Grind your vulva into his face to mark your territory.
I know this is a troll thread, but that's a valid reason not to want to be with a guy.
>>27773265
This many times.
Nobody has the right to force you to like something or someone.
>>27773352
HOW DARE YOU NOT WANT TO DATE WOMEN WHO'VE BEEN USED UP BY CHAD!1
>>27769909
>those feet
based femanon
>>27769777
Don't even ask him if he's ever licked a girl's asshole.
>>27773798
You think he has?!
>>27773806
Lot of guys have actually, I know this as a guy talking to other guys. It's hot, we all like it, we just dont publicly admit it (especially to girls since its degrading).
If hes eaten another girl out, chances are he has at least done it in passing
>>27773884
My ex loved to bend over and to get me to lick her from her clit up to her neck in one continuous lick.
Everyone does it yo.
>>27769909
Kat?? original
![1294545040570a3f6c60de9811635197_v4_big[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/12j1fOp.png "1294545040570a3f6c60de9811635197_v4_big[1].png")
>not eating ass
>robots come face to face with their hypocrisy and don't even recognize it
If a girl sat on his face then her butthole was either in his mouth or up his nose
You decide which roastie
>>27769909
You are a tumbler-whore since you that shitty galaxy leggings and a macbook.
You are also fat so you only post your feet.
Your name starts with H and ends with it as well.
>>27769909
Can you faggots not tell these are men's feet?
>>27773884
>>27773944
I'm going to be fucking sick. Men are gross. How do I become gay?
>>27769909
Fuck you cunt
>>27769777
thats a cute snail
>>27773992
Jesus fucking christ I was just about to say
>>27774014
>arches
>small toes
>good skin
>no hair on the toes or tops of the feet
Its a girl you dunce
>>27773992
robots are virgins who couldn't get laid even if they tried. Everyone here now is just a normalfag pretending. The board's been dead since 2014
>>27769777
he might have fekal bacteria in mouth, i would leave him
>>27774014
i've seen a lot of feet and those are def girlfeet. nice girlfeet, too. im jelly of her boyfriend.
>>27769909
>cosmos pattern leggings
PLEASE BE MINE
>>27770116
If they were toys, everyone on here would have already fucked one.
>>27770347
Somebody gets it.
>>27769777
To be honest I don't want a boyfriend that's ever done submissive stuff. Not even "experimenting." I'm OK with gay stuff if he was the top, but gross stuff like pegging or feet is a red flag.
>>27774179
You sound like you aren't worth dating then. Me and most of my friends (half of whom are Chads) love sucking on girls' toes. If anything your preferences here show, from my experience, that you're a disgusting slut who'll say she hates feet but will be elated when someone wants to piss on them.
You're a red flag desu
Everyone on this board is fucking shallow. If I love someone, sex with them is a physical manifestation of that love. I don't care what kind of gross or degrading stuff they have done. As long as they don't have an STD I'm good to go.
>>27774242
>If I love someone, sex with them is a physical manifestation of that love.
How could you love a woman who has had cum all over her face?
>>27774179
Then any man who wants and is unfortunate enough to end up with you will leave you. Men don't care for women who won't let them do sex acts these days, especially harmless shit like feet. Pegging is a little more extreme but not even by that much. At least he isn't asking to shit on your chest.
>>27774205
I can see pegging being extreme, but feet fetish is kinda innocent in itself. As a guy I dont get it myself, though I imagine its more of a hassle for women willing to indulge than it being gross.
>you have two options
>name two things that are not your only options or even rational
Can this be a meme?
>>27774264
How could you love woman who has had another dick inside of her before you? Its the same fucking thing you sperg.
>>27774264
You don't choose who you love senpai. There are some things about my gf's life that I wish I could change for selfish reasons, but I fell for her regardless.
>>27774179
>feet
>gross
translation: u have ugly unclean feet and are a pleb and are self-conscious about a guy liking ur feet
>>27774270
I've gotten girls who were merely my friends to let me massage/kiss/lick their feet. Girlfriends gave me footjobs without question. They all liked it. I guess I'm just lucky I don't talk to shitty women
>>27769943
Lol, and this is how I know you're a troll. No woman had ever said this in the history of ever, they don't have the concept of "waiting for a bf." That's literally a beta male concept: "going to hold off until my ideal gf shows up" and then get mad at the woman for not doing the same. Gotta troll better, senpai.
I once told my gf I had a fart fetish. She thought it was really weird and gross. But something changed.
She wouldn't fart around me. But after telling her about my fetish, after awhile she warmed up to it. We would cuddle and she would have bad some bad farts. She would just let them rip and I loved it.
Many times she would fart, tease me by saying. "Don't get turned on by my farts, you're gross" than she would push her butt against my dick and fart. Even would rub against me after farting.God why did we have to split ways.. Why..
>>27774350
hi chad
bloxxes
>>27774297
No, it's because there's nothing sexually attractive about feet. You autist faggots fetishize feet so much that you assume everyone else likes them as much add your broken brain does. Not finding feet sexually attractive is normal; you're the retard here stop trying to shift blame.
>>27774372
Chad doesn't have 50+GB of fart porn and scat porn lad. Sorry to burst your bubble
I haven't touched another girl since than. It's been like 3 years. All I do now is jerk off to scat and fart porn.
>>27774400
Probably right since you got dubs. So it must be true.
>>27774393
Girl feet are feminine and have curves and features men find hot. They vary a lot just like tits and are very sexually attractive. I'm sorry but you're going to have to accept it.
>tfw have the most vanilla common fetishes - thongs and leggings
>always get girls who dont like wearing them
fucking hell what are the odds even
>>27769909
>all the idiots who don't realize this has been posted before
I've seen that picture at least two times previously on here.
>>27769777
>I don't know whether i should hurt him or hurt the slut that ruined his body.
hurt me bb
>>27774432
>It's been like 3 years
And for a lot of guys here it's been like, never. Go fuck yourself.
>HAHAHAHA IM ON A DRY SPELL IM TOTALLY A ROBOT TOO GUISE!!
>>27774393
You're wrong and the fact that you're so defensive and aggressive shows that you do have uggo feet.
>>27774449
way to be a buzzkill
>>27774443
>waaah girls like me but they ar the specific KIND :(
Another whining Chad
>>27774478
why does the fact that other people arent complete failures like you upset you so much?
not our fault you never even try.
>>27774504
I have tried, a lot of us have for years at a time and no girls want us.
That said this board isn't for you. The only reason you even likely came here is because of your bandwagning normalfag nature. This used to be a place for male virgins to congregate and have feels and share experiences but you jsut had to ruin that.
No we will not go to wizardchan because it's full of complete failures who dont want to try and because normalfags like you aren't supposed to be here anyways.
Now die
>>27774459
Anon, why are you so mad?
I'm so far from being a chad.
Just because I talked to one girl and it went somewhere doesn't mean I'm a chad. I got lucky once and will never again. It's just how things turn out.
>>27774549
ive been on 4chan since 2006 you fucking twat
>BAAAH I TRIED!@!!!!!
Whens the last time you approached a girl that wasnt your fucking mother cunt? 8th grade? yeahhh nah
>>27774579
tell me this guy >>27774504 is an evil prick and i'll forgive you. In fact I might even give you financial advice
>>27774002
Why do I think "hannah" is the go-to tumblr girl name? You're right, I dated a hannah and I feel like that girl is named hannah too. I have just never seen it written out like htat.
>>27774603
Obligatory
Also just because you approach girls doesnt mean it'll work. You need the social skills, humor, charisma, and status to make it happen.
>>27774664
I had my cock in two girl asses.
I fucked 5 girls in total during my 25 years of life. Its pretty unlikely scenario for a male of my looks and intellect.
Fembots, beware: this is what Stacey does to Chad every single morning. The next time you dream about Chad, or try to kiss him, remember where his face has been.
>>27774674
>WAHHHH I DONT HAVE CHARISMA SO ITS AS IF I TRIED EVEN THOUGH I NEVER DID
No, fuck off. You dont get to complain about women or anything for that matter.
>>27774699
I'm not him, I'm just explaining to you as a guy with a girlfriend that it's not at all easy if you dont have what I just described, in fact it might not be possible. I had to go overdrive to get the girl I'm with now and even then i only barely cut it
I'm not even sure if it was worth it. Also he has a point, you're pretty obnoxious and probably should go back to /b/ or better 6+2 chan if you're such an "oldfag"
>>27774767
*might be
bgewr
>>27774767
>I get attacked for no reason
>I'm the one who is obnoxious
I very well know how hard it is. I am slugging it out every friday and saturday, hitting the clubs and getting rejected over and over again. Then some shitlord who never even tries gets to school me on "robot feels" ? Nigger you dont know shit about feels.
>>27770111
>they sat on him? hurrrr durrrr everyone wants this one so he must be good.
this, OP is a fat neckbeard
>>27774323
man's face
>>27774797
But how can you assume he never tries? Also he's angry for a reason, this place was very different before mid 2014. It very much so was a board for virgins and although I couldnt relate, they did have more OC and cool shit going on here. Car keying threads, piss bottle threads, etc. A lot of them have tried and never get any success which is why this place was for misogyny and greentext stories which even their archive named them. It was a place for them to vent.
More cohesiveness. Guys like you who mention their gfs here or complain about getting laid out of nowhere just reminds them that guys liek you killed their board and they they dont have Any place left to go.
>>27774868
I didn't come here to ruin the board. I was like him and like 99% of people on this board all those years ago. The fact is that we grew up and realized the error of our ways. He is that one 1% that gets left behind and put into special program for being a retard. Chances are that I was here way longer than him. He can go and make another fucking thread or whatever that is up to his liking at any moment.
>bbbb-but my normie oppression!!!111
Normie boogyman is a meme.
>>27774930
you're evil
burn in hell
>>27774930
at least 80% of people posting here back then are still virgins. I keep in touch with a large swathe of them, they talk to me about their effort, but they dont have the social skills to make it
ded thread post cute girls
>>27775078
What about qt robot girls?
>>27773992
>falling for the gender equality meme
>>27769909
>toes get smaller from big toe to pinky
>painted toes
>not veiny
fucking hot
post soles.
>>27775792
I never understood footfags who like unpainted toes.
>>27775817
They're the same fags that like sweaty disgusting unwashed feet.
>>27775832
Actually there I disagree. I like pretty, well maintained girl feet, but smelly/unwashed is a plus. That scent when a girl takes off her shoes after a long while makes me diamonds
>>27775817
>>27775832
because natural nails look good when they're healthy. im not attracted to paint, im attracted to paint, im attracted to feet
>>27775891
The paint obscures any imperfections and spares you from having to see her cuticles
>>27775911
>>27775891
>>27775865
>>27775832
>>27775817
>faggots actually crying about toenail polish.
I don't give a shit, the soles are the best part
>>27775939
the soles are indeed the most sexual part, but i do "give a shit" about her toes. her toes and her toenails are still important. im just saying that unpainted nails are fine.
>>27774698
sauce? what a lucky man!
is this some roleplaying shit or should this board actually be deleted
>>27774242
and so every time they begged their past bf's to have sex it show'd how much they loved them :)
