>be in one of those robot skype groups
>start to talk with some guy about music
>add him
>we start to talk in private
>he doesen't realize I'm a girl
>he's so nice to me it melts my heart
>asks me about my day, tfw no gf, my hobbys, my fears, everything. he hits the right spots and everything he says and asks feels so genuine
>is this what a typical male friendship feels like? A bromance?
>after a few days, he learns that I'm actually female
>he gets cold on the instant
>tells me to fuck off
>says my (robot-)feelings aren't true
>eventually stops talking to me
What the fuck is this shit? Suddenly everything I said doesen't count anymore? You people are fucked in the head.
Maybe it's time for you to transition :)
Shut the fuck up and stop posting copy paste shit you bitch.
Of course. Make friendships beat female in every way. We love sitting and watching you roasties yap at each other about random bullshit.
Male friendship is great. Female relationship is great. Female friendship sucks is and is a big waste of time.
That sucks OP assuming you're actually a femanon and not an 80 year old Chinese man in underwear. Most robots here are probably skeptical of women's affection since it's perceived to be some sort of manipulative ploy on your part when in reality he is probably not trusting due to some past negative experience.
I have a similar problem with a girl I really like who's a fair slutty hippe but whatevs I can look past that but it also means I'm probably going to fuck that up as a good friend of hers if I ever told her about how I really felt. Now I don't want to talk to her because of this shitty internal conflict I'm having and have no idea what to do outside of dying alone.
Not sure if these feels are relevant to your situation or context and doesn't really provide any advice but maybe it's something.
>>27769389
There's no reason to be friends with women. Its like talking to a less interesting, less loyal man.
You people are fucking idiots. He was interested in me before, but then he decided that he can't be interested anymore just because I don't have a penis? This is straight up sexist. I can be as interesting as every male. I'm probably more interesting than any of you. Otherwise he wouldn't have talked to me in the first place.
>>27769979
Yeah, you dumb whore, because he'll catch feels and watch you get boned by Chad and it will feel like getting shanked.
Kill yourself for thinking you can use males as an emotional tampon. How about you fuck him if you think he's so great and get into a proper relationship?
Is it this group?
https://join.skype.com/vWKcKLlUTQJ0
>>27769979
what's bad about being sexist?
>>27769389
>You people are fucked in the head.
No fucking shit
>come on /r9k/
>be surprised when everyone's fucked mentally
Maybe you should check to see if your heads fucked, whore
Sorry that happened to you but I doubt this story is true
>>27770108
Fucking this. There isn't a girl out there that would wet herself over a guy listening to her. Even a 1/10 slut can have a bunch of orbitters that listen to her "feels".
>>27769389
Women can't be robots. Fuck off to your local bar and go ride chad dick again
>>27769979
Post the relevant section from the chat logs. Chances are, he knew you were a girl the whole time.
Men talk about stuff. Not the simple "how was your day" bullshit of female conversation. If he was talking to you about that kind of thing, he was obviously trying to have sex with you.
Now, most likely, you revealed you were a girl by referencing your boyfriend, at which point, he told you to fuck off. Am I wrong? Post the chat log.
Women can never know what it is to be a man, which is why they're all sad excuses for Human beans
>>27769979
>I'm probably more interesting than any of you
I am done here
Bait harder pls.
>chat with some guy about silly shit occasionally just to see how many jokes can churn out for practice's sake with as little to work on as possible outside of a status message
>occasionally talk about neat shit such as a DnD campaign map
>poke fun at him for typing like a girl one time since I like poking fun at people that do not capitalize the I
>he says he is a girl
fucking bastard I can't cut up with him as much anymore because I'd look like a horny faggot even if he did say it as a joke
fuck people that needlessly confirm their supposed vagina online, they're just trying to stir up shit or get free shit
>>27769389
Male friendship > Female "friendship"
Every. Single. Time.
Get fucked roastie.
>>27769389
Relations with women are unstable. For a guy, most of them are a waste of time.
They consume you and do not give anything back, if you do not ask for it.
For example my closest female relationship was with a woman who was fun to party with, because I am easy-going and do not bitch about anything, I made clear from the beginning that I do not want to fuck her, so there was not the usual fucking bullshit that usually ruins cross-gender relations.
However this changed when she began feeling alone and trying to find a bf.
friendzoning.exe
I still do not want her bitch ass, but because I am a bro, i do what i do to every bro.
I talk to her, give advice, keep her head up, just helping her over her shitty time.
I eventually help her not messing up her cringy relationship with her now boyfriend.
Things change, she gets better, and shooop dii dooo, she drops everyone of her friends she had, just to get over her bad times. Not writing anything, not going out, not talking, not the bro stuff you do with a friend.
So I am like fuck it, I will not do anything to keep up such a relation. Stop writing with her, I dont give a shit about leeches.
mfw when she got more and more unhappy with her relationsip and started texting again...
conclusion: do not try to have a bro-relationship with women, they do not know what this is.
Because a bromance is not about your bro asking about your day, your fears, your hobbies.
It is about another, the trust that this guy will help you with everything, but also the knowledge that you would do everything for his punk ass.
With your shit you showed that you do not understand men-friendships at all.
You betrayed his trust and walked over his feelings.
so basically he is totally right, fuck off.
>>27769979
This can't be OP, but the bait still worked. Nice one anon.
>>27770535
good post
baka desu robot senpai
>robot
>skype group
>You have a feminine way of typing, anon
>you type like a girl, anon
I do? Ohoho~.
I have yet to reveal it to them. It's a good thing I have a "sissy white boy who likes anime" type of username.
>>27770600
>years ago in a thread some guy said people assume I'm a girl from how I type
fuck why do I keep feeling like I'm stunted mentally
Boars are literally superior to 2d waifus and are preferable to cis white men. This is not debatable because its the current year of kangz.
If he talked to you, you would just complain that 'hurr durr he's fallen in love with me and only talks to me because I'm a girl'
You can't win either way so may as well get rid of any excess baggage
>still around 8 people left in this /r9k/ skype group
>everyone has stopped talking entirely.
I'll just go ahead and say they all killed themselves.
>>27769389
>robot skype groups
If you're referring to the normie skype group then let me be the first to say your group is shit. Our group is far superior.
>>27769501
He enjoyed my company and was happy to speak to me platonically until he found out I had a vagina.
>>27770799
All robot groups are cancerous circlejerks.
>>27770577
I would thank you, but I really do not know if this is supposed to be mean or actually not sarcastic.
I have lurked /b/ far too often.
>>27769389
>you people are fucked in the head
why do some woman think that all men or all people on this board are one person.
just fuck off
>>27770824
And rightly so.
>>27769389
>join a 'robot' skype group
>literally a gathering of the normies and /soc/ fags that infest this board
good you fucking roastie whore
good on the robot too if you are here
>Suddenly everything I said doesen't count anymore?
literally yes. you have lived a life utterly devoid of the suffering men have to go through. your taste in music is undoubtedly shit and based on trends rather than any kind of actual analysis or insight
fuck off whore.
i legitimately hope you die with every fibre of my being
>>27770824
Yes because no one wants to be friends with a vagina potentially being fucked by other guys. Either commit to him and him alone or rightfully fuck off. Male friendships are for bonding but don't have to be exclusive. Female friendships are absolutely required to be exclusive even if nothing else has changed, no guy wants to be "friends" with a girl who potentially is getting nailed by Chads everyday. It's plain old evolutionary instict so we don't waste time raising a kid or wasting resources on a female to support someone else's genes rather than our own.
>>27770870
How is a single fiber of your being going to touch her much less kill her?
>>27769389
Roastie Toastie got BTFO'd!
>>27770891
i didn't say i was going to
i said i hope
have you ever tried reading a comment in full before reacting in a knee jerk fashion to defend your fair maiden on the internet?
>>27770891
haha, guys i found an autism!
>>27770915
I read it completely. More than once actually
>>27770926
Good job loser. You found the autism.
>all robots posting "male friendship > female friendship"
>implying they have male friends
It's almost like guys and girls are different.
I wouldn't talk and open up to a girl who is not my girlfriend. However, I would with a really good guy friend.
Having girl friends is weird in 9/10 cases unless you're childhood friends.
>>27770946
If you read it completely why did you respond questioning my ability to 'touch her much less kill her' as that was not something that was proposed in the original comment that you read 'completely'
>>27770946
then why did you reply that dumb comment?
you really are autistic i think
>>27769979
How did he learn you were a female if not through some attention whoring on your part?
>>27769979
>i'm probably more interesting than any of you
>demonstrates this by not posting an interesting thread, but by making a thread bitching and 'BTWIMAGRILL'
you sure showed us.
> but then he decided that he can't be interested anymore just because I don't have a penis
because anything you shared at this point was based on a deception and you couldn't possibly connect to him on any real level since you are a whore. Your life will always be substantially easier and you will never need to strive to succeed, master, or truly accomplish anything because as a girl you're applauded for even showing up.
>>27770970
How does a fiber kill anyway? Sounds to me like a string of some sort so strangling might work but you're probably a weakling and don't have very strong strings so it'd break.
>>27770984
I'm not denying it. Why keep saying I have it?
>btw im a grill ;)
Thats all you had to say to get my spugetti spillin
>>27769389
It's because you're a tranny.
I'm getting real sick of trannies claiming to be actual females. You're not.
>>27771095
Look, you can have a (You), too. Feel better?
>>27771079
I see nothings changed since I've taken a break from this board.
>>27771040
i-i-i-w-was just p-pretending to be retarded!
>>27771132
Keep mimicking the autist with their supposed speech patterns. I'm sure you'll get the point across eventually.
>>27771151
>>27771095
>>27771046
Roastie is on full damage control. This is what happens when there are no white knights giving her attention in the first few posts. Wew lad.
>>27771116
Nothing ever changes, anon. You just look at it or choose to ignore it.
>>27771250
sugoi randumb
>>27771452
he says as feces covers his penis
>>27771496
>>>/trash/
Back off with you erp shit
Already said it, but will repeat, people like you need to be locked out from the civilization
>>27771593
says the degenerate homosexual
>erp
I'm just posting pics. You 2 fags are the avatarfagging erpers here.
>>27771624
>erp attempt didnt work out so he blames other people on erping
Like always
We never erp, its stupid and there is no reason for that since we are together irl
>>27771657
Yet you have nothing more interesting to do than come here to avatarfag. your "relationship" must be boring as fuck.
>erp attempt
Do you even kow what this term means, you mentally impaired faggot.
>>27771624
>>27771657
>>27771707
I think we all 3 are miss unsterstanding each other, we all want to shitpost while we blame each other for being the reason to shitpost.
Welp keep the drama alive!!
>>27771707
Looks like I hit the nerve, he mad. Nah, we dont have lots of stuff to do atm so we are here, shitting on assholes like you, nothing personal kiddo
>>27769389
Learn about the redpill femanon. male comradeship is one heck of a thing, it's something that can't be found anywhere else, it's something that can win wars. I don't know about female social circles, but it's a very unique thing that can only be achieved through friendship. You being a female creates the possibility of a non-true friendship. You could have motives for talking to him, he may get romantic feelings for you, and that can open him to your manipulation. He may feel that there isn't a true empathy with you, since socially, males and females are treated differently, he may feel that he's just being used to fuel your ego by giving you attention. There's just a lot more possible answers to why you would talk to him than pure comradeship, and the redpill makes it even moreso. Go see a woman hate thread, it will help you understand why robots don't like women. I'm sure you're probably just ignorant to a robots reasoning, but there is analytical evidence for the redpill, and robots will stand to that. Also humans are emotional, have you seen a drama show? Scenes where someone isn't who someone else expected to be are considered acts of betrayal and mistrust for some reason, maybe it's that way in real life?
Hope you understand
- some anonymous robot
>>27772011
Hello newfag from reddit, this is a thread made by a male attetionwhore.
You should get redpilled about r9k, there are no real girls you desperate cuck
It's hard for a single man to be friends with a woman, because it automatically means that they've lost and no one likes losing.
If they aren't your bf, that means that they aren't good enough for you. Men who have gfs can be friends with girls, because there's no need to worry about being desired.
>>27772077
Holy shit another desperate cug
See>>>27772043
>>27772043
Sorry anime poster guy, benefit of the doubt right? I guess it's a futile attempt to change a woman if op was one, but it didn't waste too much of my time too try
>>27772108
I see, you wonnered the shitpost-war.
>>27769389
Want to be friends, OP?
>decives guy into thinking she's a guy
>after a week or 2 you think you understand what bromance is
>BTW I'm a grill
OH go fuck yourself, who's fucked in the head someone that dislikes being decived or someone that decives people for the lolz?
>>27769389
I doubt this is true but it was a good story.
>>27773679
>>27773603
>>27772955
>>27772318
>>27772308
A good shitposting story desu
