which one are you robots?
cerebronic here
I guess the sloth minus the hygiene part.
>>27764991
Cerebronic
The wages-slave, not working currently but it sums my life right up.
Where's the chart with "True Robot" on it? It has the aryan NEET guy, and says that he only likes 2D girls
Wageslave + Elephant Man
what happened to the romeo? is that a different image macro?
A mix of a few things from sloth, cerebrotonic, and cyborg.
Wageslave/Wannabe hybrid
The sloth and super autist should be the same person. You can't be a super autist without filling the criteria for the sloth and you can't be the sloth without filling the criteria for the super autist
Definitely cerebrotonic here.
>>27764991
The Mouse through and through, wish I could be a smart uncaring Cerebratonic like all of my mates
Oh look another thread where everyone thinks hes a cerebrotonic
You guys lack self awareness. Most of you are mouses or sloths.
Cerebrotonic NEET.
>>27765105
Eggy? That you bud?
I'm the mouse
Cerebronormies out of my board
Sloth and proud
>>27765258
this. most of you just look at the picture and choose cerebrotonic because he looks like the coolest robot. i remember when the picture didnt divide robots and normie scum, everyone claimed to be a cyborg. but thats normie scum now so everyone claims to be cerebrotonic. im willing to bet 90% of you are either timid, submissive mouses or disgusting sloths.
I thought i was a cyborg but seeing these im deff a mouse
>>27765085
Exactly this. Don't have a job since I'm still a student that fails everything I do.
>>27764991
Half mouse, half sloth
The sloth.
The ants in the house line sold it for me. My room has had a colony of mice in it for so long now that they don't even give a fuck about coming to look for food when I'm awake.
Cerebrotonic and mouse
>emotionally restrained shell, feels unable to express anything personal/emotional
holy fuck that hit too close to home
>>27765373
>>27765258
Proud to be a mouse and sloth hybrid.
>walks too fast
I do that since high school. Large school so I kinda needed to.
>>27764991
definetly le frog memes lad tbhqhwyfairoaiw XDdddddd
>Mouse
Jesus christ, that's horrifyingly accurate.
Especially the parts about dwelling on the past.Add something about a history of sexual abuse and it'd be dead-fucking-on.
>>27765105
This is me as well
blox blox blox
The wageslave, and thanks for reminding me just how awful this is and putting me closer to finally using that noose I made a few weeks ago
>>27764991
frog memes.
I only visit [s4s], though.
A hybrid of cerebrotonic and mouse.
Mouse. 100%.
>>27764991
Cyborg here.
It's pretty weird, I'm a 22y old virgin, but I do know few females interested in me, and since I'm an extrovert I also have a wide social circle with few really close friends.
Then again, I am depressed and often suicidal. Not in the meme way, most of the time I literally wake up and the first thought in my head is "is this the day I will finally kill myself".
I'm also not at all happy about that, and I'm working on becoming a full on normie. Before you tell me to gtfo (which I understand and don't think is unreasonable), don't think I don't wanna do it. It just became a fucking habit lurking here and posting from time to time.
>>27764991
CEREBROTONICS LITERALLY COMPRISE HALF THE FUCKING COLLEGE POPULATION FUCK YOU YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING NORMIES FUCKKK KRFUCK FUCK UFKCU
REFEEEEEE2EEEEEEEEEEE
>>27764991
>le frog memes
>literally was the first person to post r9k content on /r/4chan
i browsed 4chan before reddit though
i was shocked that there was no r9k posts,
then suddenly...a few months later i tried to get the 1000+ upvvotes again, nothing, it was suddenly all r9k
pepe was soon big in normiebook afterwards
and the worst part is, there's no one that will believe me
>>27765783
I hope you die an incredibly painful death
>>27765811
at least you believe me to be honest
no one else does
Cerebrotonic with a hint of mouse.
>>27764991
I'm a Cyborg.
Maybe a tiny bit cerebrotonic since I'm in STEM, emotionally restained, etc.
>>27765441
My nigga.
MOUSESLOTH PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>27764991
I'm pretty much a sloth wannabe... I live in a fraternity house but never leave my room. I get sweet pussy but I have anime figures and dnd books on my bookshelf. I hate myself and I like to tease you guys. I just rage and I have no good outlet. Oh and I hate everyone in my frat idk why they gave me a bid I think I might just be really attractive. (Not even trying to sneak brag right now I don't know what else they could see)
Wageslave, easily. Defines my life depressingly well.
>>27764991
Cerebrotonic as fuck, but I have a gf.
>>27765927
Oh but I don't lift and shit so I guess it's not really like me I know I'm skinny but I like the way it looks I just swim laps 3-4 times a week. I also get really bad general anxiety but I do a lot of drugs and that helps. Idk if I'm a failed normie I feel like I do pretty good. I think I might just be insane. I like associating with the bottom dregs of society
Mouse x Wageslave bluffing as Cyborg.
ITT: Sloths self-diagnose as Cerebrotonic.
Cyborg/wageslave. Last time had sex was 6 years ago. I don't miss it.
The job I have is shit, but trough sheer force of will I've managed to worm my way to the top of the shitpile. Assuming direct control of a bunch of other wageslave shitters is one of the few things that keep me going.
>>27764991
LE FROG MEMES EL OH EL
>>27764991
who here /cerebromousehybrid/?
I thought I was a cyborg but after reading that, I am, not as I have shunned my few friends (don't need them) and don't care about women or sex.
I come to /r9k/ to bully and antagonise though so work with that.
The Mouse, the least glamorous of the lot.
>that feelio when bursting into treats in uncomfortable situations
>>27764991
cerebrotonic + sloth
used to be mouse when i still cared about life
cerebronic + cyborg
I am the combination of all the negative qualities of the various species of robot.
>>27764991
can a 19yo virgin be a cyborg, then thats probably me...
Cerebronic and mouse. Sigh.
>Tfw mouse
Originaldesu
Every time, 90% claiming to be cerebronic
Who else /mouse/?
why this description is so accurate
>>27764991
>>27765039
>>27766421
>>27766913
> 'cerebronic'
> Can't even read
>>27764991
yeah im the mouse
I'm all of these at once. Probably super autist, though. I hate everything that comes with being human.
>>27764991
None of them to be honest, let's see why:
>The wageslave
Here in Italy you don't work before you finish University if you're studying at University
>Cerebrotonic
I initiate social contact and I get a haircut evermonth plus I don't walk fast
>The mouse
I don't have a frail, weak body
I don't keep the door open for other people
>The sloth
Not a neet
no ants in the house
Decent diet
Good at some vidya but not a master
Showever myself daily and change my clothes everyday
>The elephant
Not ugly, I'd say at least 7/10
>The super autist
I have self awarness
I don't rage that much
>Underage b8
I don't fit any of these vharacteristics
>frog memes
Don't laugh at losers
>cyborg
never had sexual contact
>histrionic
never camwhored or tripfagged
>The wannabe
Don't brag about myself
>>27767147
yep, 100% mouse.
Its hard living life being invisible but no matter how hard I try my autistic brain will always try to escape any meaningful conversation or advancements. it is hell because I don't hate anyone, I just want a friend.
Super Autist 100%
Original
Sloth/Wannabe.
>>27764991
The Cerebrotonic and Super Autist. What a mix.
Cerebrotonics are normalfags, ree, etc...
>>27767786
And you are a nigger faggot, kek, etc
I'm closest to Sloth I guess
>2D waifus are insanity
heresy
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>>27764991
Sloth + Cyborg + Frog Memes here. Am I cool yet?
>>27764991
I'm a cyborg wageslave. Fortunately I don't work long hours and my job isn't terribly hard.
Cyborg is not a great place to be, but it's one of the better options.
I've met a few super autists in my time. They truly are one of a kind. One guy I know currently looks exactly like the picture and he is a damn good card magician.
>>27767936
You're literally cancer senpai
>>27765258
This. Isn't it funny ? As soon as robots see the word "intellectual" written somewhere they immediately choose to relate. The same retards that brag about their 130+ fake IQ I guess.
>>27764991
Cerobrotonic mouse sloth elephant wannabe hybrid
Cyborg here. I have a few friends but they're not close enough for me to feel comfortable while talking to them, so I come here because it's better than nuffin. I've had sex, but it's been years, so I don't fall into the realm of the normies but neither on the robot's.
Feels bad.
>>27764991
>sloth
>cyborg or le frog memes on a generous day
I have been checked out for as long as I can remember, life has never held any goal worth working toward. I am content to exist and atrophy while bleeding the waveslave's earning to finance my distractions
>>27764991
I think that it's a safe assumption that you dont know how to spell or say "cerebrotonic" then you don't fall into that description.
Went from cerebrotonic to wannabe.
I didn't want to become a piece of shit, just tried my best to be normal and I'm close to succeeding. I don't intend to brag, but I do it naturally sometimes. I hope my advice can help someone who used to be like me.
>>27768257
you can help us all by letting a moving car facefuck you
Failed Cyborg
>>I'm Le Frog Memes obviously
>>27768272
I'm a nice guy on the internet, though. If you want some help, you could probably stop being bitter.
Have a nice day, anon.
WHO /SUPER AUTIST/ HERE DESU SENPAI
The mouse, definitely. Fuck it hurts how accurate it is. He even looks like me.
half cyborg/ half sloth. Transitioning to sloth is shit. i miss being a quirky normie.
Mouse
It stings
Le mouse
Cerebrotonic with sloth elements.
histrionic elephant man mix reporting in
>>27764991
I am The Sloth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umgWRvP33CQ
cerebrotronic is normie tier
>>27764991
Half wageslave, half cerebronic
>>27764991
100% mouse
50% sloth
25% cerebrotonic (not the intelectual parte though)
Life is pain
>when in bad mood/depressed
the mouse
>when feeling normal
the underageb&
>when feeling good
the Wannabe
:*(
Sloth 100%
Only difference is that I don't have to piss in a jug (bathroom is about 3 steps away from my computer) and I don't have ants. All fast food/ shit I can eat on paper plates = easy to throw it all out and not leave food lying around
>>27764991
I combine very well with cerebrotonic and mouse, I have sloth and wageslave traits tho
>>27764991
Frog memes here
I only browse this board for the memes and the angry virgins
>>27764991
Mix of cerebrotonic and mouse tbqh
the mouse part about thinking of better things you could've said is so accurate that it scares me
>>27770484
Mostly mouse admittedly
Mouse is me in every way, cerebrotonic too (No I'm not 130+ IQ and I don't think I'm smart too), sloth and wageslave (even tho I don't work)
I'm the end I can relate a little to cyborg because I lost my kisslessness recently
I'm just going to be honest here for a second and give my honest opinion. I think that this chart doesn't really identify me in any way which is a bit of a disappointment as I was feeling very excited as I honestly love these kinds of things. I don't know what they're called but god look at me right now I have a big darned smile on my face.
That being said, it also makes me kind of mad you know? That someone would think they can put me into one of those boxes with a name and call me a "sloth" or "mouse" or "autist". It's a little aggrivating you know? Well you don't seem to know because I mean, you made it specifically to piss people like me off?! What were you thinking?! Really man, it's not cool it's not funny it makes you look a little pathetic honestly trying to label me and box me in like that when it's clear I don't want that.
That being said some of these replies are making my chest hurt from laughter but even more are pissing me off. Be honest, how can you even know what category you belong to and then tell everyone!!! I don't think I belong to any of those, hmmmmmm, maybe cerebrotronic because of my intelligence or cyborg but that being said it's impossible to FUCKING tell.
>>27764991
Wannabe reporting in
80% mouse, 20% cerebrotronic (20% and decreasing over time)
Any other Elephant men? Except Cashier Smiles don't make me feel any different
>my entire life has led to me becoming a wage slave
It's scary how accurate that description is, with the exception of hating management.
I'm pretty well respected at work for my abilities, but I'm never invited to work-social stuff. My wife only keeps me around because she doesn't have a job, so I pay all the bills. My life just revolves around work. She doesn't let me have any friends, so she wants me to just be a robot that brings home paychecks. Honestly I forgot how to have friends anyway, so even if she said "lol u can have friends now" I don't think I'd know how.
Cebetronic= Normie
I'm sure normalfags will apply themselves to the Mouse too just because how general it is
If I had to pick one I'm more like the wage slave.
>>27764991
A mix of the sloth, mouse, and super autist.
>follows friends like a dog
>checks phone it feels awkward in public
>nervous tick
Holy shit those fit me to a t.
sloth here
>just fuck my life
>>27764991
None of these fit at all.
>>27764991
Sadly I'm the wannabe....
Sucks cause I'm the Cerebrotonic, except I'm not intelligent really.
something between mouse, sloth and cyborg
>>27764991
Mouse master race
cerebrotronic normies >>>/out/
>>27764991
Sloth except I have friends and get pussy.
Super autist is the most fitting, since I actually am a diagnosed autist. I do feel that I am indeed fundamentally different to most other humans. I just can't make a connection and it is really exhausting to be with others, because I have to pretend to be somewhat sane and stay on my guard all the time. I also can have violent outbursts, but you would have to do some really bad things to push me that far, or be a crying baby.
I am still waiting for something to change, so that I can finally feel at home on this planet...
>>27771802
GET OUT HERE NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEE
AND MORE REEEEEE
>>27764991
mouse is the true robot personality
>>27764991
In between sloth, wageslave and frankly a bit of cyborg.
Mouse/Cyborg Don't relate to the autism on this board yet nor do I think I ever will.
I'm none of these things
I'mthe ironotonic
Nothing, but I would like to be the Super Autist
Everyone chooses Cerebronic because they edge complex that comes with /deadInside/ and /noEmotions/.
I am a hybrid of the Super Autist and Le Frog Memes with a touch of the Mouse.
Probably a cross between cerebrotonic and mouse.
>>27764991
>trusting people to tell you what they're like
baka
>>27764991
fucking mouse
The super autist for me and plus Walks very fast and some other as well.
>>27764991
le frog memes for sure
>>27773043
I am Super Autist, and I doubt you'd really like it much.
>tfw even strangers refer to me as "it" or "that"
>tfw people talk about me like i'm not there even as they nervously look at me ("god 'it' came to class today what are we going to do about 'it'?")
>tfw definitely have a rage meter and that kind of shit pushes the needle into the red zone
the sloth for sure
>>27764991
super autist with some self awareness but only after the fact so he can regret his impulsive choices all day
literally all of the robots except wageslave apply to me and when i was working, the wageslave one applied to me too
>>27764991
What am I?
>Not a complete aspie in social situations. Just a bit... Off. Bring down the mood a bit.
>No gf all my life;_;
>Friends keep me around since I used to be such a happy person. Like a souvenir.
>Skeltal, Pectus Excavatum
>Can't smile properly
>extra skin around my mouth from constant frowning
>Can't show emotions on command anymore
>Catch myself smiling or laughing with my only real friend every now and then, wonder how I do it later on
>Constant suicidal thoughts.
>Killing myself May 3rd if I don't have my ZL1 by then, since that's the only reason I've kept myself around, desperately holding on to the hope of having a cool car
>I have a feeling after getting the car, I'll still feel empty, and bored with life
Fuck.
>>27773712
An faggot
The mouse describes my personality perfectly.
It's actually kinda scary.
>>27764991
super autist describes me so well it's kind of sad actually
my whole life people have made fun of me for using weird words or just having a big vocabulary in general. I mumble, i talk too fast.
My rage meter is pretty high though, I'm not really known for flying off the handle in public.
But yeah being just self aware enough to know you have no self-awareness is painful, it's like being just sane enough to know you're completely batshit crazy.
>>27764991
it's so sad how accurately this depicts like millions of people alive right now. i wish i could hug a few people on here in a hetero way.
>>27764991
definitely a mix of wageslave, elephant man and wannabe. man the similarities scare me
>>27765258
I envy the sloths, I wish I didn't care about anything enough to go with the downward slide like the rest of the world.
I really wonder if there'll be some enclave of white american normalcy after "society" finishes eating itself.
>>27764991
Almost a wannabe but I don't post picture of myself and I don't try to look like a chad when I post advices
>>27764991
I'm definitely a cyborg
I went out for breakfast with my gf and her father this morning :3
>>27773901
Thanks a lot my dude.
I am a sloth mouse.
I want normalfags to GTFO
>>27764991
Cerebronic is so accurate, that it's getting disturbing now...
bit of cyborg bit of cerebronic bit of wannabe
all virgin
