What are some good reasons to not kill myself?
>>27764352
Nothing matters. Life is pointless. All your accomplishments will be erased with time.
>>27764352
fallout 4 ha
>>27764352
So you can keep browsing dank memes
[pregnant silence]
>>27764352
because you're a piece of shit who deserves to suffer
how you gonna suffer when you're dead? theres further to go anon
>>27764352
Because people have come from disease and starvation. On top of crippling poverty and did stuff with their life. Just find a fucking calling and work on it every moment you can. Distract yourself. You will die anyways someday. So use the time while you can. Do the dying after having fun.
You: Should he kill himself?
iBot: You should get to know him, he's great guy, though a bit shy. =(
Want to be friends Anon?
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>>27764398
This
The world is your oyster, be yourself and learn to love it
I used to be depressed to, now I lift 3 days a week and have a job I love
>>27764352
If you want to, go ahead, it's your life.
However you don't know if you'll ever find a reason to live. Might as well stick around to see. Also you never know who you're leaving behind. A friend died recently, someone I haven't talked to in real life in years since he moved away but we started talking on Facebook recently. He just died randomly in his sleep. I was devastated. A bunch of people are/were....
You never know who you're leaving behind, if that matters to you.
>>27764430
>I was devastated. A bunch of people are/were....
You mean you and all the other normies who didnt even like him when he was living went on facebook pretended to be sad in order to make it about you and get attention?
Im shocked
>>27764398
>>27764420
> life
> fun
OHHH GOOODDD FOR YOUUU
Things might get better, you've put so much effort it surely the payout is right around the cor...
Lmao, life is shit. The only reason I don't pull the trigger is because I'm too much of a scared bitch to even do something as insignificant as stop living. So I just wait, caught in a limbo between actually living and actually dying. It's shit but so am I, what can ya' do?
>>27764452
OH MY FUCKING GOD. FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU SO HARD. We were talking about this fucking wife cheating on him, that's why he started talking to me. I didn't get a chance to tell him he didn't deserve it.
Fuck you, I seriously hope YOU kill yourself because no one in this world gives a fucking damn about you, not even your pathetic little troll self.
There are none. Just end your suffering, life isn't worth living.
>>27764398
>because people have come from disease and starvation
but shitskins aren't people
>>27764481
>bruh it gets better
Why do normies say this? If someone truly wants to die, they know thst it's not getting better. Fuck off
>>27764477
Just go fuck a hooker you faggot. You make yourself miserable.
I usually justify delaying my suicide with upcoming video game releases
>>27764507
> getting this mad on the internet
you know hes right though
>>27764528
> life is what you make of it
you're right, i'll just hop into my rainbow wagon and fly away into the land of dreams, thankyou kind stranger i spent years rotting but now i know how to live happy WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27764398
>JUST HAVE FUN BRUH
>>27764420
>le world is your oyster
You cannot make this shit up. Do people like this just come to troll? Why? If your life is do happy, why come here to spout worthless "advice"?
>>27764352
>in 5 years they'll be able to unmutilate your dick
>in 10 years you can have a perfect VR waifu
>in 15 years you'll be able to get UBI
>in 20 years they'll come up with an anti-depressant that actually works
if you can last a while shit'll get better. lose yourself in vidya as long as you haven't also lost that
>>27764582
>You cannot make this shit up. Do people like this just come to troll? Why? If your life is do happy, why come here to spout worthless "advice"?
My life wasnt allways happy, Like I said, I got depression once too when my gf of 4 years cheated on me right before I graduated from business school, I almost lost my first "real" job because of it
>>27764577
>Edge for the sake of edge.
It is your choice. Cuck yourself to death then.
>>27764352
To find out what your life would have been like if you had not killed yourself :^)
>>27764545
No he's a shitposter. Or it's you pretending you're not him.
I'm not in the mood for /r9k/'s bullshit. I'm sorry the word "Facebook" fucking triggers you assholes.
>>27764636
>having a gf
>wanting a gf
>business school
Jesus Christ can't even tell if these posts are trolls anymore
>>27764352
I do it for my brother.
two years ago, his girlfriend committed suicide while he was at her house. greentext incoming
>they cuddle up together
>fall asleep
>he wakes up alone
>looks all over the house for her
>can't find her
>texts and calls her
>no answer
>leaves her house, confused
>later that day gets a call from her mom
>she hung herself on the back porch while he was asleep
there was no note, she hadn't seemed overly depressed or anything.
it fucked him up bad. he had to go into therapy and spent a lot of time wrecking things around the house and screaming at no one in particular.
every time I want to die, I think about my brother and then I just can't go through with it. I can't put him through that again. he's the only person in my family that I was ever really close to.
>>27764519
Cool reading comprehension brah'.
these dubs senpai
>>27764545
>>27764452
>Having this much of a triggered reaction to the word "Facebook" in a post.
See what I did there?
I'm still waiting for this faggot to kill himself. I want him dead right now.
>>27764659
Money, a nice friend group and girlfriends dont cure depression, its quite literally all in your head, you have to WANT to be happy to be happy, its not just gunna come kicking at your door like loneliness
>>27764668
My bad, I read the first line and immediately replied. That being said, fuck you anyways asshat.
>>27764680
Just fuck off asshole. Good lord. Just leave us the fuck alone.
Why can't you just stay on /soc/?
>>27764662
that's hot
i'd have fucked her corpse
>being cucked by your brother
>>27764696
Im a cyborg, accountant, no real friends, only go out one or two nights a week, have been KEKED before, never had a bar hookup and have only had 2 gfs and am 25
>>27764711
>cyborg
Not real. There is robot and normalfag.
Just fuck off normie Cuckold.
>>27764698
fuck outta this thread you fucking asshat
>>27764352
Nothing actually matters, so discard your worries about the "bad" parts of life and enjoy what's left, even if that's only base physical pleasures (masturbation, food, etc.)
>>27764711
>only go out one or two nights a week
>only
>have only had 2 gfs
>only
This is a troll, just stop replying.
>>27764744
Not a troll my friend, most of my bros I go out with can easily pull girls from bars once a week, I lve in NYC, you'd think itd be easy, but I just cant connect with people like normies
kill other people (?)
>>27764352
there aren't any. everyone makes up lies to justify their lives. If you`re to tired to come up with one that's fine. I doubt any of our answers will satisfy you though.
If you stick around you may come up with one though.
>>27764640
> just choose to be happy bro
gimme a break u tard
you could wait and see how shit dark souls 3 will be
>>27764352
there are many albums you could listen to from many bands
start on Comfort in Sound and Pushing the Senses by Feeder
they should remind you what happens when people suicide
doesn't matter how alone you feel, there will be somebody
/r/ing a place beyond the pines pepe
>>27764711
>I'm a robot
>has decent job, friends, goes out twice a week, has had two girlfriends
Yeah you're a normie, no matter how much mental gymnastics you go through
>>27764352
You will miss out on the memes and the vidya desu, but if you want to go, then go. Life is meaningless anyway, so why wait until the end when you can fuck everything up and then die?
>>27764519
>Why do normies say this?
They don't understand what it's like to have chronic depression, which is permanent.
Often, you'll hear them say
>Oh I was depressed but I pulled myself out of it
They had a depressive episode which is different from dysthymia, they lump them together under "depression", probably not knowing the difference and give advice based on what they've seen or been through when it's different.
>>27764352
Accept life is absurd and stop hoping. Accumulate experiences. Become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion
>>27764352
The only thing that matters
The reason I didn't kill myself
Dank fucking memes of course
