>enter psychiatrist office
>see this
>she says: "welcome Anon, so, tell me about your sex life"
>>27763994
I'll probably busy thinking of something that is not about her so I won't have a boner
do a 360 and walk away, and slam the door.
>"Aren't you a bit over dressed for the psychiatrist office?"
>>27764005
If you do a 360, you'll just do a full circle and walk into her.
>>27764005
>do a 360
that way you'd face her again
>>27763994
Well doc, I've fapped a lot and I almost yank my wank, what does that tell ya?
>>27763994
Your disgusting roastie spells will never work on me
>>27764020
>>27764019
>original as fuck now
>>27763994
>my sex life starts now m'lady
>>27763994
"my sexlife is looking at better looking, more hung guys fuck girls that are much prettier than any girl that would ever go near me"
>>27764033
and how does that make you feel?
but please, come closer, you don't have to be scared. I'm here to help you.
>>27764019
>>27764020
ffs m8s
>>27763994
It's going to include you in a moment, Dr. Rapebait
i don't think that thing on your wall qualifies as art
it looks like multicoloured fecal smearing copyright a 5 year old
also this isn't going to work, be less attractive next time
>enter psychiatrist office
>see this
>she says: "welcome Anon, so, tell me about your sex life"
I'd find it easier to talk to this stud.
>>27764052
>shoes on bed
fo Americlaps really do this? jesus christ
>>27763994
"It's pretty crap" *laughs nervously* "You have a perfect nose" One word responses from then on.
>>27764102
>You have a perfect nose
why thank you... you're very sweet... why don't you have a gf? I mean, are you gay? Because this is not the asylum.
>>27763994
Show me your pussy
Show me your pussy
Show me your pussy
>>27764019
>>27764020
so FUCKING new. everyone look at these idiots. just look.
>>27763994
Can I show you instead?
>>27764261
>sorry Anon our time is up for this session! it's 200 dollars... cash, thank you very much anon.
>oh Tyrone hi!
>anon, this is my boyfriend, Tyrone
>we're going to have our private "session" if you know what I mean hehehe
>see you next week!
>>27763994
>Well, how do i put this. Sometimes i get a bit rapey...
Is based Gilly a dyke?
>>27764367
what does dis even mean?
>>27764303
Ca.. can... can I watch...?
>>27764303
I miss Pre-Season 6 Community.
>>27764019
>>27764020
Is it summer already?No, it's not. Fuck off.
>>27764367
they are asking if she is a lesbian.
>>27764094
no sane person would do shoes on bed. this was just for a photoshoot, family.
>>27764303
>it's 200 dollars... cash, thank you
What shithole country do you live in that doesn't offer free mental health plans?
If I went to the trouble of having a psych I wouldn't have a female one
>>27764999
take one guess...
>>27764999
>What shithole country do you live in
A country that offer free mental health plan but also allows you to go to a private doctor if you'd rather to. It's called "freedom of choice"
I'm 26 and never had sex. I guess that sums it up.
Next question.
>>27764303
>cash
is she a prostitute?
>>27763994
> Ask for a lethal dose of morphine
>>27764976
>American
>sane
Your choice of valid answers is limited to only one of the above.
>>27767034
Oh my god anon you can't expect everyone to spend their whole lives on 4chan.
>>27763994
Well there's this psychiatrist I've been wanting get with.
>>27763994
>>she says: "welcome Anon, so, tell me about your sex life"
I have a healthy relationship with my left hand.
>>27767057
all of them are
You shall not sully my being, filthy succubus.
>>27764090
that would be the fucking coolest psychiatric session ever
we could smoke and drink and just shoot the shit
>>27767314
I don't think cheating on your right hand is good for your marriage, anon.
>>27764052
she looks like she smells bad 100% of the time
>>27764005
you got it wrong
>do a 180 and moonwalk away
pina coriginala
>>27763994
"so you know, I walked into the psychiatrists office today and the psychiatrist suddenly reached to my pants and started blowing me.."
>>27767034
you're showing your newness more than he is desu senpai.
>>27763994
>tfw you wore your sweatpants to the appointment again
>>27763994
Why don't you tell me about yours first because all I have to talk about is jerking off and crying.
I bet your sex life is much more interesting.
>>27763994
*sigh*
Proceeds to unzip dick
>>27767778
I'm right handed but I fap with my left one.
are you one of those cannibal psychiatrists? just gotta know before we start talking about my canniBALLS haha.. get it.. hahaha...
*unsheaths katana*
I'm about to lose my virginity
>>27769259
*laugh track*
"Do you know what's my favorite sex position?"
*crowd giggles*
*teleports behind her, bends her over and rips off panties*
"Bazinga!"
*laugh track and applause, followed by wooooooooos*
>>27764020
>>27764019
>>27767034
4chan has really gone to the newfags
>>27763994
How about I show you about my sex life instead babby ;)
