Here are mine:
>An autistic Polish 17 year old who lives in a room with a wounded rooster
>A Russian history professor in Moscow who shitposts constantly (not complaining, his shitposting is of great quality)
>A Romanian grad student who talks about religion with me
>An Orthodox Jewish guy
>don't have IRL friends
What would you classify as friends? how do you know they are your friends? Are they your friends simply because they talked with you a little bit?
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But I don't have any.
>>27763652
>autistic attempt to seem intelligent
>reddit filename
hmmmm
>>27763677
>>autistic attempt to seem intelligent
Yes because asking a sincere question is one trying to seem like he is intelligent.
>reddit filename
Taken from a torrent page. Take the two by 4 out of your anus.
>>27763652
First one I play games with every once in a while, and just talk about things.
Second one comes on probably once a week for about an hour and a half and we talk about history, politics, and he usually posts large numbers of Orthodox Jewish people in positions that make them look like they are conspiring while he uses Hebrew words he doesn't know.
Third, we talk quite a bit just in-general, and he sometimes tries to help me with my feels.
Fourth, I actually only just added him.
>>27763713i guess i don't have online friends
>Armenian kid who is a year younger than me, met him maybe 5 years ago on a roleplaying server. NEET failure same as me.
>Girl I met through /a/, we bonded over a fetish, found out she's a 17 year old girl living on the opposite end of the country
Not exactly interested the long distance relationship thing so trying to break it off before it gets ugly.
>>27763746
How the hell do you meet people through 4chan?
>>27763739
The Romanian and the Russian are the ones I talk to the most, but the Russian is the funniest. His shitposting got him banned from four Western Forums AND TvTropes in under a year.
>Australian normie French lolicon who I talk about the genocide of Germans, politics and map painting simulators with
>English university student normie-robot hybrid who I talk about anime with, he unironically has IRL friends
>Australian Chad wagecuck butcher with a wife and child, despite this is hugely autistic when it comes to video games
>American-Asian neet r9k girl who pisses in bottles and is extremely cute
I have no IRL friends, why did God curse me with these faggots?
>>27763947
How do you know she pisses in bottles? Does she live in Europe, or has she?
Current list of close e-pals would include:
>qt internet bffrom /r9k/just as socially inept as I
>affluent qt friend obsessed with bunnies in LA who is IRL friends with
>NEET friend in LA, who lives with mom and (according to Google) scams people for a living
>orbiter in Iowa who makes six figures, soon to be seven
>Revolving set of people in Skype/discord calls
>Orbiter in Tennessee who was once hellbent on taking my virginity
>slightly e-famous qt Stacies in Australia
>Chad in Alabama who I've secretly adored since we met on gaiaonline in 2006.Also have a bunch of acquaintances from shitposting groups on Facebook.used to have a bunch more when I frequented tinychat and gaiaonlinealso still have a small circle of friends from myproana but I wouldn't consider us super close
>>27765590
>>qt internet bf from /r9k/ just as socially inept as Leave normie
>>27765590
women can be lonely they said
>>27765631
As long as I have an internet connection I will never be alone. :')
Will you be my friend, Anon?
>>27765707
I hope your house burns down while you're asleep
>>27765712
You don't have to be lonely anymore, Anon.[email protected]
>>27765788
Fuck off whore I'm not interested in being your orbiter or your friend
>>27765831
See, I'm just no good at making friends. This is why I have no IRLs and I'm gonna be fucking FA.
>>27765867
>has a rich orbiter
>has e-bf
>still orbiting a chad
>Two neet brothers from florida who take care of their mom
>A whiney limey brit who always buys me games for free
>A cool manlet cuban from Jersey who's the realest nigga I know
>A girl and her bf in finger lakes who want me to move in and be in their poly relationship
>An edgy drug user from texas who most of my friends hate
>A good old irish bastard who always drinks and makes me feel feminine
>Some dude I went to highschool with and matches my autism
I'm a boy.
>>27765886
I'm not orbiting any Chads anymore. Even if he is an e-bf, he's still a bf. I don't have eyes for anyone else.
Besides, the Chad in question has an IRL gf
>>27765986
>damage control
You have a bf and a rich orbiter
Fuck off
>>27763947
>map painting simultaors
ayy famalam, which kind do you like best? I'm Viccy 2 and EU4 here myself.
>>27766018
quick tip for future posting senpai, there are no females on /r9k/
you're either talking to a poof or a tranny
>>27766063
Which changes nothing
They should still fuck off
>an estonian raised in England with an English accent
>a finnish guy I talk to occasionally about random shit
>some lads from Kildare
>>27766087
>>27766063
No, pretty sure I am a fembot. Don't get what he has against me though. h8rs gonna h8 I guess
>>27763636
I have known a Turkish guy for 5+ years now we talk about everything from personal choices to relationship.
>>27766124
bots don't have significant others or rich orbiters you normie
Fuck off
>Pakistani living in Birmingham since he was 1 (now 19) we have shit tons of cheeky bants about allah akbar
>16 year old in Middlesborough, going into police at the end of year (fkn class traitor)
>Belgian guy, no idea how old he is, we usually just have some cheeky banter
>Islamic Dutch 18 year old, haven't spoken to him in a while though
>>27766124
turning your cock inside out doesn't make you a female
>>>/lgbt/
>A czech normie who only barely knows english and loves undertale
>An american 30 year old who is the ultimate wageslave, all he talks about is his work and how nice it is to talk to me
>A grad student dutch faggot
And my skype group, which includes an English neet living in Germany, a few junkies, and a hillbilly.
I don't have any though I've always really wanted some.
>>27766137
...but I'm a girl on r9k.
>>27766188
prove it
comment originale
I don't have any.
>>27763636
>An autistic Polish 17 year old who lives in a room with a wounded rooster
Elaborate, please
>>27766188
You're a normie on /r9k/
>an elderly brit who has been a biker since she was 16 or something, still active
>talk several times a week and I consider her to be my main friend
>she's 61
>various europeans that I occasionally talk to in steam, maybe once a week
>it's actually just me complaining about my alcoholism and them trying not to be uncomfortable
>you guys
>no IRL friends
>>27763823
It happens more easily than you think. I met one gf on /adv/. Current gf I met on /soc/.
>>27766228
>met gf through 4chan
How does used goods taste?
>>27766208
How would I go about it? I'd send you a picture but I know there are creepers on here.
>a Canadian CS major whose favorite past time is omegle but helps me with computer stuff and he's rly funny so tis cool
>a very sarcastic British NEET guy who's like 8 years older than me but I enjoy his sense of humor
>an Irish guy who wants to refrain from fapping
>another British who seems cool but kinda lives a normie life and has loooots of online friends
>this smart Puerto Rican who's good in math and a nice a person
>>27766188
You can stay here and be a bot if you be my gf :^)
I had some dudes I met on a game but I was always for some reason really anxious when I talked in teamspeak. For some reason every time I pressed the push to talk button my heart just stopped and I became really nervous. they where really fun people to play with but be anxious all the time was no fun so stopped playing with them.
>tfw you are even socially retarded online
>>27766282
I already have a qt e-bf tho.
And I am no roastie. Sorry, Anon. :(
>>27766308
I don't give a shit about him
He can go get fucked
A mixed race 'boyfriend' from Australia that I catfished not for money, but simply so someone can love me. I never accept his gifts.
An annoying fucktard that begs me to play League of Legends with him, and constantly dates spics. Literally the defenition of a gringo, he lives in Utah and has google fiber. Keep him around because he was nice to me once when I was depressed.
A texan cunt, that uses me for money but yet I have so much neetbux spare that I don't care. Constantly shittalks everyone but I feel needed so it works out.
An Australian friend I met through /pol/. Turns out he's a robot and a wageslave. Good buds, but spergs out often.
No irl friends. Haven't gone outside for 4 years, life with parents on NEETBUX.
FeelsRobotMan
>>27763636
>two literal faggots that live together and are obsessed with kpop
>a depressed nigger
>another depressed guy
>>27766323
We can still be friends though.
[email protected]
>>27766394
I said gf
Not friend
>17 year old kid in Wisconsin who's homeschooled by his super catholic anti vaxxer mom
>awkward orbiter in my city always begging to meet up
>asshole brit obsessed with wow
>storybro
>qt grill who'd rather move to Arizona to be with her fat ugly bf than be with me
>engineer dude who talks to me about Sanskrit and redpill shit
>>27766297
You're not alone, anon. Talking in any group with more than 3 people is basically impossible for me. At least you can be sure they don't find you annoying.
>>27766419
Half of gf is friend and half of gf is girl.
I meet both those requirements <3
>>27766446
Right
Better get rid of that other anon
>>27766446
fuck off succubus.succubus bl0x
>>27766394
Check your emaiI
>>27766253
"used goods" should autofilter to "I will die a virgin".
>>27766638
You couldn't hide your butthurt could you
>>27766638
http://assets.efukt.com/videos/21367.mp4
A girl from England and I have been talking pretty much every night since last September. It's like I met the female version of myself and it absolutely kills me that we will never meet IRL.
>>27766661
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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HAHAHAHAH
>>27766661
Why not? These things called airplanes exist.
>>27766646
Yes, I get very butthurt when a bitter virgin on /r9k/ throws a weak insult at me out of jealousy.
>>27766745
I don't have that kind of dosh, anon. I would if I could, trust me.
>>27766745
She says she's waiting until her son graduates before starting a committed relationship
I literally have no friends. Period.
Nobody irl, not even anybody online.
22 yo neet and all i do is solo queue on csgo. I have this one spanish dude who occasionally invites me to lobby with him but he speaks no english and he's pretty toxic.
If I wasnt such a pussy, i would have already killed myself.
>>27766813
Are you a neet? Or just have a shitty min wage job?
>>27763947
>>27766333
>Australian
>Australian
>befriending australians
my deepest condolences.
>>27766957
I'm at uni and helping out a guy at his shop. I get paid literally when he feels like paying me and trust me, it aint much.
>a racial mutt like me I've known for 3 years, pretty chill dude we talk about guns, politics, jews and /g/ stuff (even though am not that knowledgeable in technology) really hates 4chan only goes to the cripple chan
>a mexican bro living in cali that's not doing so well at the moment, we talk about random shit whenever I have the willpower to get out of bed.
>some 15 year old stacey that believes shes a robot but is really just a stacey, not much to say since I talk to her barely.
>>27766976
Kek'd.
When you're stuck in the kid-gloved peecee culture of America, the cavalier, irreverent, crass, Aussie demeanor can be refreshing.
>>27766897
learn spanish
>>27767062
Wow what an original-looking comment.
