Chestlets: Why are they so pathetic?
Obviously because you're the biggest of beta faggots.
>>27761955
i was wondering when someone was going to do the manlet equivalent chart for women
>>27761985
Haha, cool name, friend! It's like, you're a terrorist, but so is the person you're talking to! They're a "fellow terrorist"! Just like you! Very clever!
>>27761955
Kek
Only girls care about breast size. Every guy I know likes all types of boobs. I think only retard girls get implants. It'd be like a guy getting bigger prosthetic balls, not only do you reduce function, but most girls don't really care about the size of your balls, provided they work.
Now butt implants however, those I can get behind.
>>27761985
This isn't about me, pls keep on topic here
one last bump
scooby doo ice cream pudding
How is C and D not best size? they're the softest and they're also sensitive like small, squishy like big, and can have cleavage (depending on the girl)
it's a win-win.
Flat is justice. Chestlets, let me have sex with you and touch your cute chest pls.
>>27761955
wow good job whoever made this image is obvious a man or a tranny which is basically the same thing anyway but I'm not going to get into that right now
uhhh do you guys even know aboiut sister sizes like forreal uhhhhh its all proportional so like if you wear a 28 a you can fit into a like 26 b so literally cup sizes do not ma6tter at all
good job you really do not understand anatomy or math or clothing im really glad you made this thread dude
mammary envy is real
> tfw 30F bra size
having to order bras from europe sure does suck
>>27762604
Who is the fluid druid on the left?
>>27762619
fatrina detected
>>27762021
>literally having a scat fetish. Disgusting.
>>27761955
C is perfect
>handful
>still small enough that it doesn't hang
perfect middle ground between perky and large
>>27762619
Are you single? I'll buy them for you.
>>27762619
>tfw 18Z, gotta order from New Z-Land
baZinga!
>>27762635
> 30F
I have a 30 inch rib cage and a 25 inch waist. My tits are 36 inches around the nipple, Im just a freak of nature
>>27762568
>asshurt: the post
>>27762568
Good job you sound literally retarded. Way to justify the cognitive abilities of your gender.
>>27762632
Liza Soberano
>>27762661
....
They are expensive anon, you dont know the woes of having sizeable boobs. I normally get them on sale from Pour Moi and with shipping from the UK theyre around 30-40$ which is cheap for 30F bras
>>27762666
Proof or stfu, no one asked how big they are, you worthless attention whore. Stop trying to make everything about you, cunt.
>>27762666
Nice beelzebubic trips
>>27762681
get the fuck outta here
I fucking hate this board now
>>27762681
Don't they sag and fuck your back up? Can you run without a speical bra?
>>27762687
I got called fat and if there is one thing I am not, it is fat.
>>27762681
Your bf won't buy them for you? Selfish jerk.
>>27762681
>>27762619
be my cowtits gf familam
>>27762715
Im on fucking /r9k/ you think I have a bf?
>>27762708
They dont sag (Im only 20) but I cannot run without a special bra. If I run in a normal bra I have to hold my forearms up to contain the boob
i disagree
the younger they look the better
i like them titties budding
>>27762719
Fuck off, faggot. I was here first.
>>27762729
Lol you have 30f tits, in what world do you not have a bf??
>>27762680
God bless, senpai.
>>27762729
>>27762666
>not fat
>big tits
>no bf
Nice fantasy Carl
>>27762729
Does your back hurt from them? Would you consider reduction?
>>27762710
Well without proof it's likely that you are either fat or lying.
>>27762729
>Im on fucking /r9k/ you think I have a bf?
Yes, you have me now
Post your skype
>>27762746
In the world where Im taking 9 classes in one semester and the only free time I have I use to do drugs and go on 4chan
C'mon. People cant see my boobs under sweaters.
>>27762749
> mfw these are the only qualifiers for being someones fantasy
>>27762752
My back hurt when I was stuffing myself into 32DD bras, the back pain has gone away now that my bras fit. I would never get a reduction, I love my boobs, they are like stress balls attached to my chest
>>27762729
Please email me and we can talk about bras without distraction on here.[email protected]
>>27761955
Shape and nipple size is more important than breast size.
I met an 18 year old chick who bragged about DD tits and even though she was thin those things had no substance and sagged like an old man's scrot.
Current gf has tiny tits, tiny nipples, wide hips and great firm ass. I done won.
>>27762815
>Caring about sagging tits.
Nigga, u gay??
>>27762783
>current year
>not posting carl the cuck
Are your tits inversely proportional with the size of your brain, famalina?
>>27762783
Yes, but what is your penis like? N-No homo...
>>27762783
Shut up norman and post contact or fuck off
>>27762830
>thinking it's fun to fondle a pouch of substance less skin
I'm not saying they aren't perky. I'm saying they were fucking pancakes without the added bebefit of being delicious
>>27762840
> any year
> not thinking of mr. Brutananadilewski whenever you hear the name carl
>>27762671
c'est ca la blague
idiot
everyone should read my post because its the only one that accurate describes what bra sizes mean and it easily dismantles the argument of the original poster but wow I'm really glad you were able to rebut my argument so cogently dude you're really smart honestly hey did you even read anything because I don't think you really did
by the way everyone P[LEASE READ my original post it is 100% originality and i wrote it EASILY in like 30 seconds it disqualifies everyone else from posting a serious reply to the original poster of this thread please read my post if you cannot find it I will direct you to it right herer okie duyde???
>>27762568
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>>27762815
>that pic
>implying
Look at the posts above and below yours
>>27762887
I want to penetrate your dumb salope derrier like how the Wehrmacht broke through Ardennes during 2nd world war
also
>taking the op bait seriously
>>27762840
I don't really uynderstand why people started to mak eth4se craicatures of this man like I can understand if you disagree with his political ideology or whatever but like to say that he is unattractuive and to try to construe this image of him as being such is pretty umm idk how do you say it i guess I would say its intellectually lazy at best and at worst really fucking stupid ha ahaha
anyway yeah that guy is not unattractive at all like he is actually pretty good looking even if he is stupid and his beliefs are retarded why cant people just like come up with actual thought out arguments aginst people instgead o0f thjis like cell shaded stupid let me open up cs6 and trace this mans face oh lets make him gaunt ha ha now he is really stupif looking wow that sure shows him what ois the latest buzzword slap on there good manufacture it 109x this is the 60s and we are pop art extrodinare campbells soup
>>27762880
Brutananadilewski is old and busted, cuck is the new hotness
>tfw DDD
I wish I was smaller
>>27762932
Jesus. Are you having a stroke Jeanne? What are caricatures?
Also, your shitpost detector is pretty shit when you take the OP pic seriously
>at least 5 active "fat/chubby" threads on /soc/ at any given time
>"delicious flat chest xD petite girls are where its at"
>Bear mode chads love dominating short girls
>"Dude she's so tall I wish she would sit on my face!"
You dont even have to not be fat as a roastie anymore. The sexual market is so fucked that you can be a burn victim or a downs syndrome retard and still get chased by guys. There are no such thing as "fembots" only attention whores who come here for the easier pickings.
>Tfw underweight my entire life due to growing up in shit household and having poor eating habits
>Somehow manage to be 5'11 and constantly 110 pounds
>32b cups
b-but they're good proportionately to my body type though. .
>>27762895
It's the only picture I have on my phone that isn't porn.
I see your point.
>>27762970
be my gf to tease for having big boobs
>>27762932
all them words nigga
>>27762992
>>Somehow manage to be 5'11
pls post contact lanky amazon
Pffff. Don't you know, robots? All boobs are beautiful. All vaginas are perfect. You HAVE to accept that.
Too bad about your little misshapen, scarred up cocks tho
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>>27762815
hey I really like that iomage of the woman vaginla priuvilegde rape it reminds me of the sheela na gig in scotland or i n england you know those little satatures that have the weird gaping holes that are really weird
>>27763019
>not having little misshapen, scarred up cocks
It's like you don't want to enjoylife
>>27762987
um I was talking about the image of that man as a chariacature I guess you don't know whgat that word means but basically its like an extreme version of reality like if you draw a man who is very arrogant as being a stick figure with a big head then that would be a caricature you are characterizing him throuhg the artisti medium and like shwoing the qualities you disgaree with or want to elevate ore emphasize thgrough the drawing so like the people do not like that man so they decide to charaicterize him as being part of the qualities that they do not agree with and by doing that they give him thospe physical charavterizitscs that they do not find appealing and that would be a model metaphor for what they belief his ideologies so be like
I think it is ungranted b ecuase of the fact that like for example he is actually very attractive so the poiwer of the political cartoon charactature is muted if not completely subdued
this is just my opinion
>>27762987
>Jeanne
thats not my name by ting tings
>>27762992
D-Do you like manlets
>>27763092
He isn't bashed for being ugly, his expression is just exploitable (also goes well with his 'are you kidding me'). His most noticeable features are just extremely exaggerated (which has always been the case with caricatures)
What the fuck is up with your keyboard? Are you dyslexic, drunk or buzzed?
>>27763111
Sure Pierrette d'Alencon.
>>27763186
um i'm saying the caricature is unfounded dont you understand how to readinb
its intellectually lazy you can find better uses for your disagreement with him presonally but you go fo0r easy hanging fruits that are probably not even pears or another kind of pommegenrates do you know what I meaning
>>27763220
Come on Marina de Luneville. I barely understood what you typed because of your dyslexic diarrhea.
>looking for intellectual rigour and consistency
>in 4chan, in fucking r9k no less
Do you really think /pol/acks made Carl the Cuck drawings to provide a poignant social and political commentary? Caricatures are more often than not just low-hanging mockery put to the pen and does not necessarily rise beyond that.
>>27763275
I am saying that they didn't
at least you were finally able to digest what I was saying it took you long enough like forreal honestly
>>27763331
Lol that's what I'm saying from the start. You were the one writing gibberish (literally because of your shit keyboard and figuratively because of your shit4brains) about the caricature having to have political or social significance
>tfw I'm a 36E
>tfw actually want to be seen as a cow
Well, nice, I guess.
>>27763372
Do you like forced lactation?
>>27763372
be my breeding sow gf
>>27763383
It doesn't have to be forced, but yes, definitely.
>>27763400
>>27763372
How do you feel about being leashed :3
>>27763412
Really good! I have a collar with an appropriate bell and everything.
Kek
I actually can't feel attracted to girl with no boobs, I really can't get my dick hard to them, seriously
>>27763425
How about having a tail plug :3c
>>27763435
I want one! But they really don't make cow-tail ones :(
>>27763446
Kittens are cute too
They make good pets to dominate
>>27763451
I'm too chubby to be a proper cat, its part of why I like being treated like a cow.
>>27763400
>you will never live in the outback with your femcow
>you will never get daily sustenance from your femcow via manual milking and milking machines
>you will never need not to drive to woollies for milk in the city
>>27763466
But chubby kitties are cute
What does your owner think of it?
>>27763428
My fetish is no tits. Honestly I'd probably start a relationship with a flast chested chick if I had a chance, if they weren't a cunt usually.
>>27763490
She likes it a lot, which I'm thankful for. I started our relationship a lot thinner, so.
>>27762887
>>27762568
Either this is a master bait or you should literally kill yourself.
>>27763505
>tfw no chubby kitten gf
She's lucky
B cup is best cup. Only manlets and cowtit bitches think otherwise.
>>27763372
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>>27763466
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>>27763537
wow look at all these stupuid men all roleplaying with each other as if they know the first thing about anythingb good job you homoseyuxuals
>>27763492
go prey after those lonely post mastectomy bitches who are like in their 40s
>>27763522
you didn't even begin to offer a significant reply to anything I wrote so thanks a lot for contributing to the overall quality of this community I'm sure everyone appreciates the hard work that goes in to your posts, dude
>>27763594
>overall quality of this community
>looking for quality in r9k
are you new, retarded or both?
>>27761955
bewbs can never be big enough
never.
>>27763620
you dont have to follow the status quo you dont have to succumb to the same standards as eveyrone around you if you actually wanted to do something important maybe you could touch someone or you could like change their viewpoint perspectives on life if you just actually put a little more work into what you post instead of just regurgitating memes or whatever stupid aggresive behavior typical male machismo bullshit but whatever guess eveyrone jumps off the cliff and so do you
>>27763676
If you're gonna be a retard at least use commas.
>>27763716
as if I don't do it on purpose mdr
>>27761955
>fresh, new and hot guy severywhere
change it to >fresh, new and hot dick everywhere
to keep it consistent
also maybe change the top cow picture to a picture of hitomi tanaka or some giant titted anime girl
>>27763594
naw man I'm not a cougar hunter
love is a tough thing to search for, but the jungle is full of diamonds
>>27763372
>actually want to be seen as a cow
Is your septum pierced?
I wear an A and at most a B sometimes, should I honestly get surgery lol, I think I should just become emancipated and that big boobs don't count if youre fat/chestlet status doesnt count if you are underweight
>>27764046
You should be my chestlet gf andlet me bully you then cuddle :3
>>27764046
dumb read my previous posts idiot
>>27764046
*emaciated zz
>>27762021
>Only girls care about breast size
just no
more accurately, most guys prefer larger, a few weirdos smaller, but it's nothing at all like a make or break.
>>27762021
>Now butt implants however, those I can get behind
>coal-burner detected
>>27764046
>big boobs don't count if youre fat
not necessarily true its about proportion. a fat girl with c cups or dd cups isnt shit but a fat girl with g cups can compensate for being fat assuming she has a decent face
>>27761985
>>27762007
I see you posted with a tripcode, no worrys. Watch this video to learn more about posting anonymosly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>27761955
cowtits best tits
