>Don't worry your dick is fine! Big dicks are uncomfortable!
>>27761594
I don't want to fuck a roastie whore who could take something that size. my last gf couldn't even take the knot part of my david bad dragon
>>27761594
stop it with the dick threads every day you fucking shills
>>27761594
>no dont worry anon!
>i dont think about chads big, thick dick every time we have sex
>tfw only 5 inch penis
>le big dick XD maymay
Women honestly would reject this guy, just because his dick is too big.
Average women wants an average, slightly above average, cock.
>>27761687
dont worry!
just beee yourself! =^)
i never had a chance
Any other big dick Bros really enjoy the feeling of the posterior fornix? Just feels really nice on my head
>>27761594
There's no way that dick is real. Look at the way it wobbles unnaturally.
>>27761594Anybody else look at his butt, too? :3
>>27761760
hahahahahaha
haha look at it, it's so small
it's literally just a big swollen clit
hahahahaha
>>27761594
why is it so wobbly
>>27761735
>>27761880
>>27761621
you guys need to learn to accept your shortcumings
Guys just lose weight, use Nit.oxide supps and a hydro pump, and you'll gain around 2-4 inches in usable length.take it from a former fatty
but that pic is fake though.
>>27761594
How hard to big dicks get? They seem like they are softer.
>>27761735
>too big
>implications
Doesn't happen.
>>27762108
they are generally softer when erect and those erections are more difficult to maintain.
>tfw no john holmes tier dick
>>27762222
>>27762108
If a girl calls your dick hard, it means small right?
>>27761760
Come on m8, you're hiding it in your fat. Let's see how small that sucker really is.
>>27761799
Lol at the horrible coloring job changing the white dick to black. You niggers can't even color inside the lines? Literally children
>>27761799
>Upon arousal, the female uterus seeks shelter several inches deep within her body
>One of mother nature's most clever inventions, ensuring that a woman will never feel satisfied by the average man
>Here we see big dick Jamal force Stacy down in an alley
>He has an IQ of 73 and has been convicted of drug possession and armed robbery
>The women's uterus, upon seeing Jamal's pendulum like cock, immediately retracts in order to prevent those I'll equipped from reaching it
>Jamal's penis accepts the challenge, and inflates to beyond ludicrous proportions as he begins to penetrate Stacy's vagina
>Jamal pounds for an eternity, gifting Stacy with orgasm upon orgasm as she fails her own race
>Jamal orgasms right when his penis is nearly touching Stacy's uterus, ensuring that no sperm are lost in the trip to her primed egg
>9 months later she pops out another statistic and Jamal is nowhere to be seen
>Thank goodness the female body evolved only to take pleasure from the largest members
>By honing in on the single most important trait of a male, this evolutionary advancement guarantees that only the most successful genes pass on
The only people that really care about dick size are guys.
Girls only use it as a way to manipulate men. It's not a real issue for them.
>>27761594
NNOT REAL MAN
I wish I was a delusional dicklet who could really convince myself that girls dont care about size.
>>27762674
Actually I read somewhere that ancient man used to use dick size as a way of determining who got what roles in the hunter-gatherer society.
I'm thinking our obsession with it stems from this. The bigger your dick, the more important you must be... in the eyes of your fellow man.
>>27762674
lel, this
related: girl i live with said the other day to me, "whats with all these guys putting their height in their bio? who the fuck cares"
>>27762763
I'd actually say that women respond much more to height than they do penis size.
Attitude trumps all else though.
>>27761594
as a real woman on the internet forum board slash r9k slash, I can honestly say that there is nothing more arousing than, a huuuuge, over-pumped, permanently semi-erect cock.
Girl here. I actually prefer tiny dicks. Nothing gets me more excited than a little tiny prick. The more average the better!
>>27762836
>as a real woman on the internet forum board slash r9k slash
If you're going to bait us with this can you please play along with the main bait of this thread?
>>27762836
holy shit what the fuck am i watching !!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>27762787
who /dicklet/ here?
tfw 4.5 x 4.5
maybe, MAYBE 5 x 5 on a good daythis is pushed to the bone btw
Jokes on you I have a fetish for small penis humiliation.
If a girl calls my dick small I get horned than shit and fuck like a mad man
Post your dicks, please, robots.
>>27762971
whoops, didn't mean to reply
fuckdabot
>>27762971
maybe if you improved your diet and did some exercise every day could be a good day?
>>27762898
no
bloxybloxybloxy
>>27762261
Haha. Dude has my hair.
Is loving penis humiliation a thing? Where they tease you but then start playing with it cutely or something instead of kicking you in the balls and running off to cuck you.
>>27761594
Don't care i'm ready to eat a bullet every day just waiting to get the courage. Nobody is coming to save me and that dick sure does not make it any easier to live...
Looking forward to my death or the world coming to a end because this world needs a good purging anyways.
>>27763112
Yeah. Look up small penis encouragement or small penis worship instead or humiliation. It's humiliating but more subtly where they're comforting you and trying to make you feel better about having a tiny boner. There's some great stuff on clips4sale.
>>27762044
Im 246lbs with a 6-6.5er depending on howhow aroused I amam. What am I looking at if I cut to like 10% body fat?
>>27763140
i would murder each and every person who tried this bullshit on me.
I don't want or need pity my only comment would be fuck off and leave me the fuck alone.
/insecurelets/ please don't be insecure
if a girl is needing/requesting more than 6 inches it's sausage in the hallway fiasco down there famalam, can confirm
>>27762756
>well steve has the biggest dick here
>guess he is gonna be the one we give as a sacrafice to the fire god.
>>27761594
Thats not even a big dick its just clever camera angles. My dick is only 6 inches and it looks like that if i position it right.
>>27763198
I think it's nice when a girl tells you it's okay to have a tiny pee pee while she jerks you off
>>27763683
I'd lose my boner and feel bad for not being able to pleasure her like another guy could. I would feel like I had failed her. This is one of the single greatest reasons I hate myself.
>>27763251
>My dick is only 6 inches and it looks like that if i position it right
prove it!
>>27763938
Fucking THIS, man.
Even if I did get a gf, she'd probably just cheat on me.
Fuck this shit
>>27761594
Wouldn't you just be loose after having sex with that guy and it would no longer mean anything :\
>>27763938
What if she had some weird deformed pussy that struggled to fit your dick?
>>27763957
Would you blame her though.
The worst part is that I would understand why.
It would be a realization of what I already understood. That I wasn't good enough for her.
>>27763957
>>27763938
Bit that's why it's nice to have a qt loving gf tell you she likes your little wiener and she thinks it's cute
>>27763976
I imagine it would be painful for her. If it wasn't and she enjoyed it I would be happy as can be. So long as she was happy. Not retarded spoiled bitch happy. Strong connection happy.
holy shit that thing is absolutely dinosauric
i don't think women would be into that as much as they would be terrified of it
>>27763140
There any tube sites that have this kind of thing? I was using bing video but pretty much everything that came up was humiliation.
>>27763991
>comforting lies
>>27763991
see
>>27764057
I also wouldn't like it because I'm a MAN. Not a fucking 12 year old boy in a Fujoshit basement dungeon.
>>27764011
It's the angle.
Notice how he's holding it, how hunched over his torso is and the way the camera is positioned.
It probably is on the larger side but it isn't absolutely huge
>>27764072
I'm >>27763957 >>27764057
desu I'd be ok with it if it was sincere, but you'd probably have better luck being struck by lightning
>>27761799
That's not nice, that looks painful, I'm being honest... bbc porn is like a form of BDSM
>>27764072
a man would accept what he can not change, realize that sometimes good can come from bad, and move on with his life instead of torturing himself tbqph
99% of women are idiots and have no idea what a) they want and b) what a big/little dick looks like. They say they want an 8 inch monster but when they see an average 6 incher up close they will be like "wow that's so big". This is because they are idiots
>>27764125
A man doesn't run from reality. That doesn't mean he goes around just accepting his cons. He presents his pros, and merely accepts his cons. I already accepted it. It still fucking sucks.
That's a penis vac dick, they're big but they don't get harder than that, women generally don't get any pleasure from them
i get erections easily, while i see something that turns me on in a girl. not even a naked body can get me erect. but, why when i fap cant hold that "super erect effect"(?) where it just is solid as rock and has maximum blood going? is this because im not trying hard enough or is it something wrong with my erection? basically, its quite difficult to make it real "solid", it just keeps being "soft" erected where i can bend it in any way. so, i dont how great i wrote it out, but has anyone experienced something like this?
>>27764152
>A man doesn't run from reality.
He doesn't wallow in self pity because he's more afraid of judging reality wrong than he is of reality itself, either.
>tfw rock hard above-average dick
feels good, at least i'll always have this
>>27764189
I don't recall ever wallowing in self pity. I am merely feeling some on my off time. It feels could to get it off my chest anon.
>>27764125
I've pretty much come to terms with it and it doesn't bother me that much, but threads like this can get pretty depressing.
>>27764176
Sounds like you watch too much porn. Seriously, watching and fapping to porn all the time can fuck your shit up. I'd recommend significantly cutting down on the porn and using your imagination
/r/gonewildaudio can really help out, put earbuds in and lay in bed with the lights off. it's really intimate and especially comforting with the really "lovey-dovey" ones.
>>27764206
Declaring pessimistic absolutes because you don't want to be caught being overly optimistic comes pretty close. You shouldn't run from reality by refusing to acknowledge bad but refusing to consider the possibility of good is another type of running. And less poetically the mind is as much a creature of habit as everything else so you shouldn't train yourself to be unhappy.
>>27761594
>Don't worry your dick is fine! Big dicks are uncomfortable!
If she says that it means she cares about you and wants to protect your feelings.
why are women so kind bros?
>>27764258
I wake up and feel like finding a girl that wants me for other traits than my dick. I want to hug and hike. Have kids, lots of them. I want to die after her so she isn't left alone. I want my kids beside me when I go. It isn't that big of an issue to me. It is a con, and I sometimes feel like bitching about it is all.
>>27764276
They don't have toxic masculinity telling them to be stern and aggressive.
>>27764284
Just don't try to work yourself up over these things like it seemed you were doing. The path to realism is not browbeating yourself with the negative. I know it feels unnatural especially if you're used to pessimism but realize that these moments are an opportunity to practice stoic realism and self acceptance over self pity.
I don't know if it will speak to you the same way it did to me but I really like a taoist story about a chinese farmer and his horse and a lot of eastern parables in general that apply to moments like this. If you're interested it should be easy to google for.
>>27764176
Maybe ur gay lol
Or it could be nerves. In my case I couldn't cum with roasties early in my dick kwan do discipleship. Part of it was the fact she was loose, but most guys can't cum their first few times. I also had trouble keeping it up. Now I guilt her into sex and cum when she isn't into it like a champ. It's gotten to the point that doing so is actually a turn on. Women are shit. All that matters is dick. Treat her as bad as she'll let you and still put out. I get atheist hat memed a lot for saying this shit but my peepee feels good and theirs doesn't so I don't let it get to me. Do kegels and L-arginine or Sildenafil if it really gets to be a problem. The biggest thing for me was mindset though. Listen to your dick, you will understand. Pic related, the right path is the hard one.
>>27764230
There are absolutely 0 negative effects from watching porn. Nofap is a meme with not even one peer reviewed study supporting in despite being shilled for years if there were something to it we'd have seen at least one study by now. Urology and behavioral science aren't exactly obscure and underfunded disciplines.
>>27764276
I think they're just pathological liars and get off on building up someone's hopes then watching them get dashed and sink even lower in despair. Women are sadistic and evil, every single thing they do is to spread pain and suffering.
>>27764374
>Nofap is a meme
I'm not saying don't jack off, I'm just saying take the porn down a couple notches
And yes, watching too much porn can lead to shit like ED. It's all in the brain though, not an issue with your body.
http://www.everydayhealth.com/news/erection-problems-this-habit-may-why/
>tfw no anons posting their cute yummy averageuncutpeepees :(
>>27764928
>tfw cut
i wanted to have natural penis, without any surgeries. but unfortunately i couldnt live anymore with the problems i had with phimosis. pissing became a problem, where your stream of piss goes like fountain in unknown directions, so end up pissing everywhere but the toilet. i couldnt wash my dick because phimosis, so 18 years of almost no washing inside. smell became fucking disgusting - a mixture of cum, piss and sweat. erections were uncomfortable. ejaculation became quite difficult because 30% of cum left there under foreskin. hundreds of attempts to stretch it every time resulted in a permanent stretch marks and also skin was bleeding, no matter whether i was doing stretches under water or dry. foreskin constantly being as if it was cut with a knife. piss getting on open wounds made it hurt like hell. skin restoration took around 1week. at age of 18 got my infection which made pissing hurt like fucking shit. wanted to chop off my dick.
>>27765156
Condolances anon, but sometimes unfortunately when it comes to severe phimosis it's really just the best thing to do. I'm sure it's still a yummy cock anyway, though.
