Enjoy your lonely Saturday anons!
I'll be lurking the board while i try out some new butt toys I got myself.
Happy Saturday!!
>>27761556
are you that kind fembot from denmark?
also bare tits pls
Get some self respect and dignity you stupid whore.
post beard or fuck off flimflam
>>27761556
i remember you, you're the one that said i'm not ugly in that thread, nice tits tbqh
>>27761556
>Showing cleavage
Either show full tits or GTFO for wasting our time
>Op doesn't realize this only makes us worse
>Flashing a piece of meat in front of hungry dogs
How are tits supposed to help my situation?
>>27761556
>september 4th
Yeah, ok.
>>27761556
No one wants to see tranny boobs
God I love throwing meat to you hungry dogs.
Saturday entertainment for me!
>>27761585
And ty slavbong-anon. I couldn't let my timestamp go to waste
>>27761585
>>27761556
>Any day
>Happy
Ha.
>>27761556
Would you let a guy kiss your butthole?
>>27761556
Trap detected
Enebebeheh
hurry up and display thine mammaries, wench
>>27761774
not op
but yes
original
>>27761820
>but yes
Yes for her, as in, you know her answer? Or for you? Are you a girl?
>>27761774
Have before and will again someday when I'm not a bored femanon lurking and shitposting on here
>>27761556
>I'll be lurking the board while i try out some new butt toys I got myself.
You should post pictures of this, I think a lot of people will enjoy that.
>>27761839
When's "someday"? Can I do it?
>>27761835
yes for me
i'm a girl
>>27761790
I'd display the goods but i haven't shaved in a few days and I'm having too much fun without you virgins picking on my fuzzy box
>>27761888
>tfw the ops trans
This is why i have trust issues.
>>27761888
please b gf pls I beg you. I love you
>>27761881
That's weird, why are you in this thread? Also, location?
>>27761604
>april 9th
>in-the-rest-of-the-globe time
Amerifag detected
gib burgers plox
>>27761888
My trips don't lie, faithless anonbro
>>27761556
are you from 5the future?
>she thinks people care if she posts her tits or not when we don't know her and there is more porn on the internet than poverty in rural ethiopia
>>27761921
why not, here or anywhere
SF, CA
I want to see your lactation sacs and the nipples in the middle of them. That'll make me feel better about life in general.
>>27761556
>saturday
>april 9
feels good not living in shitholes
>>27761556
Daily reminder that it is your own responsibility to derail or ignore female threads
>>27761943
Which is why it's so much fun. I mean, you looked too didn't you?
>>27761973
roll pls
teotihuacan
>>27761774
>>27761921
>>27761862
>silly anon-kun, you'll never have the privilege of tonguing my ass, let alone performing cunnilingus.
>now come beg to massage my feet
>>27761973
Now this thread gets intradesting
>>27761992
>She thinks I posted here because of her picture and not because it's 7 am and I still don't feel like going to bed
>>27761973
dtgh fghjfjhjhdjgjg
>>27761604
>>27761922
>>27761932
>>27761965
Oh sweet jesus i just realized i got the date backwards. Or did I?
>>27761973
gdfgdfgdgfdfgdgdgdfgdgdfg
>>27761973
NIGGGGGGGGGGGxzcvzxcvcvxxvcbcvnbGGGGGGGGER
>>27761973
What kind of autism does one need to write all this shit
>>27761954
So close and yet so far. I can practically taste that b-hole.
>>27762092
the same kind of autism to post here, friendo
>>27761973
whos the girl at 05? i swear ive seen her being posted here a long time ago but i cant remember her name
Reminder that OP is going to hell
>>27761973
i hope it's not a man.
>>27762111
first i'd need you to lick around my clit
then work your way back
lick around the edges first before pushing in
>>27761574
No she's probably dead already. Besides sickfu is too pure for that.
>>27762137
>long time ago
You mean a year ago around PPP just before frogposting became popular outside of this board?
She's some random twitchwhore who attentionwhored here for a bit before fucking off permanently
>>27762145
And I'm having a hell of a good time doing it. Too bad you'll be coming along a neckbeard virgin.
>>27762195
Disgusting
Go back to >>>/soc/
>>27762184
What did she have again? Leukemia?
>tfw no pure, qt danskegf
>>27762195
okay thats pretty messy and gross actually
>>27762208
This
Oreeginale
>>27762195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
Do not believe the roastie's lies
Wait, OP is from Denmark?
>>27762195
I'll fuck that
>>27762239
OP is from /soc/ like all the trash that shows up to ruin this board
>>27762255
Yeah okay but what country?
>>27762161
Only if I can do it all again with my dick.
>>27762209
Aplastic anemia.
Robot pls.
>>27762282
>>27762254
>>27762301
Fuck off to >>>/soc/ thirstfags
>>27761973
roll FUCK YOU MOOT
>>27762301
i'll be so wet from you eating my ass
you could do anything you want
>>27761973
NIGGERPUPPET UNDERLINGS
Yea, you wrote September 4th on the date so... idk if this is legit fellas
>>27762333
You're a fat disgusting neckbearded man having cringey ERP with some pathetic nu male on /r9k/ on a saturday night
Fuck off
>>27761556
what the hell i came here because /gif/ was disappointing me, and some kind person was here to relive me
thank you kind anon
>>27762333
Why the fuck are there no lewd fembots near me? Anyway what's your Skype?
>>27762353
Year was good. I'll buy it.
>>27762374
Fuck off you disgusting fucking thirsty beta holy shit
>>27762370
Very welcome. Everyone needs some cleavage now and then.
>>27762392
>>27762370
Both of you kiII yourselves
>>27762333
Sounds like a good time. Unfortunately I'm not interested in meaningless casual sex and I'm not even the guy you replied to initially. Clearly there are plenty of guys here to pick up the slack, though.
>>27762374
too shy for skype
sorry to disappoint ;-;
>>27762419
There is no slack you dumb nigger
You're erping with a fucking man on /r9k/
Fuck off
>>27762436
I mean just chatting, not video.
>>27762436
Man confirmed
Now fuck off disgusting erpfag
>>27762438
No shortage of people eager to do that, too.
>>27761973
rolening
>>27761973
hvhgtfftyftyfytuftytyf
>>27762438
As OP, I'm having a good laugh. Srsly, it's like watching a friend make a terrible life decision with a tranny at the bar.
>>27761973
DJ SPIN THAT SHIT
>>27762478
You go away too gross slut
Shoo shoo
>>27762478
you honestly sound jealous that youre not getting all the attention itt
>>27762511
Nah I've only posted a few times here so far. I'm giving myself better attention than any of you could. I just decided to feed the animals and watch the aftermath
>>27762565
Take it to /soc/
/r9k/ is a Catholic board
>>27761556
>lol look at my bewbs im sure you havent seen these considering youre on the internet and pictures of boobs are literally everywhere
>im not doing it for attention or anything dont hit on me silly boys! because im going to be putting huge anal toys in my ass and fantasizing about Chad
Fuck kill yourself bitch. I hope one of those butt toys has aids.
>>27762645
You're the reason I do this, anon. Nothing makes me happier than triggering you bots. Well, maybe when I called my ex "sir" in front of feministas. That's pretty fun too.
>>27761575
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
But it really doesn't matter anymore.
All women are whores.
The moment I get a gf, first thing I'm gonna lick her asshole
>>27762712
yeah cool. keep it up. Its funny until its not. im coming straight to your house when shit hits the fan.
>>27762765
>Licking the repository of blood, shit, piss and cum that is the modern woman's butthole
Might as well lick public toilet seats. Same ingredients for less hassle and no cost
>>27762712
Leave
These poor anons don't your vile temptations here
>>27762805
>Don't your vile
wat?
>>27762805
>>27762820
Don't need obviously anon
>>27762833
but what if i actually do need obviously anon?
>>27762864
You don't
Regardless of how you feel
Stand strong anon
Roasties can't be let in here
>>27762879
Shut the fuck up man, everyone thinks you're retarded
If I knew you irl I'd humiliate you
>>27762879
why are all your feminangels killing men?
should they not be killing vile females?
>>27762896
>If I knew you irl I'd humiliate you
>If I knew you irl
>>27762914
He's a boy anon
He's painted that way to seem graceful pure
>>27762796
>modern womans butthole
Insinuating they were delicious candy depositories before enemas and soap
>>27762949
>implying enemas and soap didn't exist in the past
Also, shit + blood > shit + blood + piss+cum
>>27763016
Who pisses in a chick's asshole? Wtf kinda sex are you having anon?
>>27763073
>(4000/2) + (6*4) - 8
>not pissing in her stink after cumming in her pink
Lol what a boring Puritan
>>27761973
My ex was the only thing holding me together. I miss her so fucking much. I'm going to kill myself tonight.
>>27761973
No.49 is pretty funny I'll make people pay no less for 100$ for a liter of piss and boycott any other liquids available to drink.
>>27761973
I wish a girl liked me
>>27761973
ayy derail away familam
>>27761973
rolando
#maker9kgreatagain
>>27761973
rolling
to be quite frank
>talking to bro about 4chan and /b/
>"don't go on it unless you like girls with willies"
>he's solid. Not gonna change his mind
>"I go on 50/50, how bad could it be?"
>mfw
>>27761973
Believe in the Lord Kek for good grill
>>27761973
Kiss me, I'm sad and lonely
>>27761556
post feminine penis
>>27761973
Rolling so I can be like everyone else I fucking know.Why does everyone get into relationships around this time of year?
>robots think 99% of girls have innies.
>>27761954
you live nearby me
Time for some art again, i guess thesefembot threadneed some culture
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.already original
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants.
>>27761973
roll roll originale comment el lamo
>>27761973
why kiss? is this like a challenge or something?
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