Who /pussysuicide/ here?
>inb4 it won't work
Enjoy your nap and maybe headache when you wake up.
>>27759966
are you fucking stupid? do you honestly believe that you will die from that?
>all that Tylenol
>not just taking 2 Aleve
bruh you're just gonna throw it up
>>27759966
Literally will not work dude, you'll feel like absolute trash for days and fuck your kidneys up.
>>27760614
kek
>>27760590
>durrhurr over 10,000 mg of acetaminophen won't kill you
You're literally retarded.
>>27760632
Dude, half this amount could probably kill me. 5,000 mg is the lethal amount.
>>27760689
>implying your body won't just puke it out
>>27760709
If your body doesn't force it out by making you puke all over the fucking place.
>>27760728
I won't let it. I mean, I don't know what else you want me to do.
>inb4 just get a gun :^)
>>27760743
It's not gonna happen. You don't need to worry about that.
>>27760689
The LD50 of tylenol is thought to be somewhere around 400mg/kg.
10 grams of tylenol will probably not kill you.
>>27760614
always gets me
>>27759966
i once chugged a whole bottle of nyquil and just felt kinda trippy and relaxed.
>>27760917
Well, I have to try, don't I? I mean, 10 grams of acetaminophen is a lot. There's no way that shouldn't kill me.
>>27760937
Did you try mixing it with 24 tablets of Tylenol?
>>27760945
you're gonna trip on the nyquil and kill your liver with the tylenol
you won't die
you'll just get permanent liver damage and probably internal bleeding
>>27760945
It will kill you, but not immediately.
You'll trash your liver and kidneys and it'll take months to slowly shut down.
You'll die slowly and painfully in unbearable, inevitable agony. It'll be at the least of a few weeks, likely 3+ months.
>>27760928
>>27760632
Same fag. Original comentario.
Goodbye cruel world
>RIPblox
>>27760985
whats that champ ?
>>27760979
Naw, man. I've done my research, and it's typically between 24-72 hours. I get that it'll burn me from the inside out, but it'll work.
>>27761001
>>27760985
fuck wrong image
>>27760979
That's misinformation.
>3 months
>Months
24 hours max till organ failure.
>>27760945
20 grams of tylenol has a 50% chance (theoretically) to kill you.
10 grams really is unlikely to kill you- might fuck your liver and kidneys up for a quick minute though and leave you potential permanent damage. then you'll REALLY want to kill yourself.
>>27760995
Dude, do you realize how dumb you look? It's like that gunfag from earlier and using a picture of a toy gun.
>>27761008
Oh, so you're just one of those >just get a gun/rope :^) memers? GTFO.
>>27761040
is this metaposting???
>>27761054
are you quoting the wrong post champ ? what's your point
>>27761033
Where's your source on this? From everything I've seen, 5 grams is a pretty safe estimate. I'm actually going BEYOND what is supposed to kill me.
>>27761085
How many grams are you taking? Might want to use this method, but may just hang myself tonight for convenience sake.
Already have the noose ready.
>>27761084
My point is saying that it isn't a lethal dose is like saying a gunshot to the head will just make you dumber. The whole "gun > acetaminophen" thing is just a meme.
>>27761112
15.47 grams after doing the math.
>>27761113
im not the poster you think i am l o l
>>27761112
Hanging is a meme. You'll just break whatever you're hanging from.
Just go shoot up a bag of dope fuck the Tylenol, grow up you sissy fuck
>>27761165
>Just get dope :^)
>>27759966
Why take five Tylenol when you can just take 1 bullet?
>>27761156
Well i have a garage with metal purlins. I think it can support me.
>>27761165
Just stop being a namefag, namefag.
>>27759966
Oh stop attention whoring. If someone really wanted to die they'd jump head first off of a building. Then again the acetaminophen will rape your liver if you take enough of it, but thats more of a slow painful death. If your really dumb enough to try this you'll wake up in a puddle of your own piss if not vomit.
#Dope4lyfe
Hitlers actions were justified
>>27761231
We've been over the gun meme already.
>>27761249
>If anyone really wanted to die, they'd just highjack a plane
Stop trying to suck your own dick, dude.
>>27761261
Seriously though, I think the best way to kill yourself is via exit bag. You can use up a bit of our remaining helium to end your life. You can be part of history!
>>27759966
well
i suppose you might score a DXM trip out of it
>>27761240
Enjoy slipping out of your noose.
wow anon 3 aleve
Why arent we chanting him on and keeping this thread alive for when he comes back
Cut your wrist or something, go make love to your uncl. Let him vibrate that depression clean out ya.
>>27761284
Helium isn't the way to do it anymore, you need hydrogen.
>>27761284
Oh, boy! A bag filled with oxygen! What could go wrong?
DO IT ANON YOU FAGGOT
MAKE YOU LIVER PISS HER PANTSU
>>27761300
How does that work? I have used a knot which tightens as pressure is applied.
>>27761307
>suicide is impossible! Your body isn't flammable!
>>>/b/
Drink bleach duh
#amandatodd
>>27761333
Then enjoy dying by asphyxiation or dangling like a retard until someone finds you.
>>27761156
You don't even need to be fully suspended to hang yourself, dummy.
>>27761281
Am I missing something here? How the fuck is hijacking a plane or getting a gun as difficult as getting inside of a 5 story building and opening the door to the roof.
>>27761054
>rope meme
It was at that point I realized this while thread was an elaborate ruse.
>>27759966
Idiotic. Most likely you'll suffer no lasting effect, in the case that you do it will lead to an incredibly slow and painful death through liver failure.
The only easy death that's readily accessible is Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
You should just piss on the floor & sit in it
>>27761311
here yah go buddeh
buy a tank off amazon their cheap like 30$
make sure to buy the balloon city fun time one though or you can't have a fun time when you're dead
gee I wonder how much shitpost a shitpost needs to be an original fucking comment
>>27761365
And you enjoy your shitty existence as a robot :^)
>>27761386
5 stories would maybe break your legs, if anything. Also, good luck finding someone who will let you climb to their 5th floor and jump out the window.
>>27760614
Ill have some sides with that kek
>>27761342
>>27760709
GEE ITS OP SHITPOSTING MOAR
JUST OFF YOURSELF NUGFUG OR IF YOU HAVE STOP SHITPOSTING BECAUSE WE DONT CARE
>>27761419
The goal is to land on your head, stupid.
>>27761413
They mix helium in with other gases these days so it makes using it unreliable.
DRINK BLEACH YOU NOOB
>>27761389
Dude, if you think that hanging is a better form of suicide than 15 grams of acetaminophen, then you must be trolling.
>>27761085
literally google LD50, also ive treated many patients who've taken 8-15 grams of tylenol and all of them lived, one guy got his liver shot pretty badly though but he recovered fully
You could play in traffic?!!?
>>27761397
>guns are idiotic because you'll probably miss the important parts of the brain :^)
See? I can shitpost too.
>>27761463
Those fucks. I'm glad I decided not to follow through with that plan and buy Dark Souls 3 instead.
>>27761493
What if they had upped the dose to 20-25 grams?
>>27761456
Even if you could angle yourself perfectly, there's no guarantee that your flailing body will keep it that way.
>>27761504
yeah the brain itself is bulletproof so you can absorb a fucking clip in your skull and sip your tea with cute dimples on your smile
You could cook yourself?
>>27761504
There is no mechanism for quick death for those means, They simply do not cause death in a fast efficient way. On the other hand guns are fine but don't fit the cowards way out theme.
Unless you care to disagree and have evidence that Nyquil and Tylenol can cause death in a matter of hours?
>>27761553
You could make like a tree and stick your cock in your ass.
Dimples are life
>>27761553
Good idea. I wonder how hard/expensive it would be to get someone to make a brazen bull for me.
>>27761535
then presumptively they would have a 50ish percent chance of dying. luckily i have never seen it personally but im sure people do that shit all the time.
keep in mind the ld 50 is based on rats, in mice the ld 50 is closer to 2grams per kg (or maybe i reversed mice and rats). who knows what it actually is for humans - potentially you may need 160grams to reach the "real" LD 50.
in any case, don't do it, it's a horrible way to kill yourself and has a good chance of not working and potentially leaving you with permanent organ damage
>>27761611
>don't do it
Don't tell me what to do. Now I'm gonna do it just to spite you.
Just have someone chain you to a bed & burn down the house
You could drink yourself to death, mainline vodka?
>>27761635
If you were going to do it, you would have done it already. What are you waiting for? An engraved invitation?
