What kind of woman do you usually attract, /r9k/?
I'm not sure.original
Aloof whores.
damaged chicks who think my logorrhea means i'm interested in talking to them in particular, and confuse me for a confidant
Fat girls.
Literally tons and tons of fat girls.
short unattractive black girls
hahahahaha why am i still alive
>>27758743
>Literally tons
>>27758695
The premise of your question is flawed
None of them. Only one girl has ever showed interest in me, and she was a 3/10 tryhard nerd type, so I guess I attract that kind, if any.
>>27758695
fat ones
probably because i'm polite to them
>>27758695
physically I always fall for the cute loli looking ones, preferably flat chest.
Online girls
>>27758695
insecure and with lot of issues
>>27758695
none
original or whatever
>>27758771
oh shit i thought you meant what I liked
well i don't attract anyone kek
ZERO GUARANTEEE IT
WHY
>>27758695
introverted 4/10s
serves me right
>>27758695
I just attract underage girls...
Fuck those days they look so fucking hot..
But I'm a man with values, so I never do shit about it.
None. it's like I'm invisible
>>27758695
>What kind of woman do you usually attract, /r9k/?
I don't know, I'll tell you when it happens, 27 and counting..
I don't attract any kind of women.
>>27758695
Fatties. I mean not the full figured ones, and not the slightly chubby ones, but really FAT SOWS with asses so big they need 2 chairs to sit down. I'm a magnet to them.
Also: single mothers. But only if they are old and ugly and have at least 2 kids. The ones who are still young and only have 1 kid tend to fish for something better than me.
That is all it has ever been.
>>27758860
You will regret your 'values' one day.
>>27758695
>implying I attract women
Ever since I got fit, only fat chicks... tons and tons of fat girls blatantly hitting on me with no subtlety
i hate fatties
Pseudo stacies who don't work on their appearance.
Yes, they lack the biggest advantage of a stacey and are as short minded as you'd expect.
I don't attract any.
no one IRL
fat introverts online
>>27758860
tell me your fucking secrets i need that young pussy
>what do you do
>where do you meet them
>how do you act around them
REEEEEEE please help i need to lose my virginity already
>>27758695
Bisexual tumblr girls every time
Dunno why
weebs, typically black ones
shit sucks
>>27758949
neither do I and I have no fucking idea what I have to do around them
>>27758695
Alright, fine.
Older women, latinas, fat girls, and shortstacks.
It is pretty fucking uncanny.
the not woman
because robots can't attract
My hull isn't a magnetic alloy you know
>>27759083
Who knows but i for one and not good enough to be loved, so i don't dwell on it that much.
>>27759146
But what is the actual purpose in life? How can anyone be happy not having any real connections to anyone?
In the 23 years I've been alive and over a decade on in the internet I've managed to talk to and get nudes from 4 different girls that I met online, through games or whatever, my problem is that whenever it gets to meeting in real life I have such crippling anxiety, self hatred/loathing and depression that I try to push them all away as hard as possible. What types of people were they? Usually gamer girls that were self aware of the stereotype, and surprisingly mostly attractive, except for one that was a bit of a chub.
>>27758695
>r9k
>women
>attract
Well when I was back in first grade, I had this girl who grew up to become a total qt say I had beautiful eyes.
fat white 5/10s with daddy issues
I seriously don't get it
>>27758695
fat black chicks
it honestly hurts my ego knowing that they hit on me because they know they can't do better
i've never once attracted any woman
I attract skinny gay twinks.
>>27758695
NONE OF THEM
none of them.
>>27758695
none.
People just stare at me all the time. Women just say I'm odd and unconventional.
>>27759284
JUST
U S
S U
TSUJKEK
>>27758695
Nerds, goths, emos and later other counterculture stereotypes.
They must find me brooding and deep.
robots, just look at how many normie faggots browse r9k.
None whatsoever desu famalamadingdong
>>27758695
girls who are quite unstable in different ways, all really hot though, lots of incredible ass. also they usually make the first move on me, not the other way around.
>>27758695
drunk whores
>>27758952
Look man I don't really do anything to like them.
The girls just seen to magically being attracted to me cause I'm actually good looking and I look younger than I am.
I'm 23 I look like 20 I dress juvenile and I take care of my skin a lot.
O and really important to mention I'm from Mexico so I don't know if girls think the same in your country.
You could also pay for a prostitute it will take a great height of your shoulders.
>>27759383
drink a pint of this every night
taaka has been my girlfriend for years
>>27759468
same m8. I also drink a pint of it nightly and post on /ck/ like yourself.
>>27759383
You wanna takka about it?
>>27759328
there used to be a website that would say what celebrity you looked like
the first result i got was a bollywood actress. the second was brendan frasier
but yeah just fuck my shit up it literally can't get worse
Fat and ugly ones.
I attract girls with legitimate eating disorders. I guess on a deeper level that means total insecurity, self loathing, usually the emo type but not the cancerous bands XD rawwr ones
>>27758695
none, anything else and you are A NORMIE, NO EXCEPTIONS, NO MEMES
All of them. Bringing Cards Against Humanity to school was a real social turning point for me
smelly landwhales
J U S T
>>27758695
Fat French Canadians
>>27758695
I like girls that are taller than me and also bigger, I really don't like skinny girls at all, I like women with meat on their bones, Not fat but thick.
>>27759223
>what is propagation of genetic material
>what is reproduction
>>27758695
Some Stacy with porn star tier looks said I was handsome. A few other attractive females have said positive things about my appearance.
>>27758695
Literally absolutely no woman has ever been attracted to me for good reason.
>>27758695
None, in the eyes of a woman I am no different from a lamp post
>>27758695
Old ladies, single moms, and angry loud cunts, not one is remotely appealing.
>>27759781
that's not fair. Some women have lamp post fetishes.
>>27758695
appearance wise every type out there
personality wise I have no clue,
black girls, latina girls, middle eastern girls, and white girls with large asses who grew up without a father.
>>27758695
The fat indian and filipino chicks.
>>27758695
pretty much every basic bitch and stacey types, also latinas more than other races (or they're just more forward anyway)
The nerdy, outcast, ""alternative"", etc types don't like me and shutdown my advances pretty quick
>>27759914
>The nerdy, outcast, ""alternative"", etc types don't like me and shutdown my advances pretty quick
They probably think you're trying to pull some sort of Carrie thing.
I catch Mexicans and Asians staring most often, and black women are really nice to me for some reason. Like I can't ever remember a black woman being mean to me, ever. It might just be small sample size but maybe they want the dick?
>>27758741
>logorrhea
special snowflake detected
>>27758695
The see-through non-physical kind.
Fat or chubby nerds that I want nothing to do with.
But recently some normal looking, relatively cute girls have been into me but they're too normie for me and I'm too anti-social to hang out with them.
I just want some average looking nerd girl to put up with me and let me lick her butthole.
Is that too much to ask for?
Decent/ugly girls. Some fat. Black. Many Arabs. Not sure if I attract latinas yet but I have a feeling I do. I miss her. It hurts.
>implying
I know asking you to leave won't work but at least try to pretend you're not a normie and don't make threads like these.
>>27759941
>Carrie thing
I'm not familiar with the reference
I just know that I can walk up to most girls and start a conversation no problem, but the more outcast girls won't usually carry a conversation with me. At this point I just avoid them unless it's necessary to interact with them. I also don't get along well with status seekers and WASPs since I usually end up insulting them out of habit
>>27758695
if you fucking attract anything you need to get the fuck out of r9k you normie shitfucker
>>27760674
>I'm not familiar with the reference
The Stephen King movie/book Carrie. Carrie is a fembot who gets bullied all the time and also happens to have pyrokinesis. She gets elected prom queen but it turns out to have been a cruel prank by her bullies who then dump a bucket of pigs blood on her head.
She then kills everyone in the magical equivalent of Columbine, but I don't think you have to worry about that.
modest, decently attractive girls that have been sexually harrassed once in their lifetime. i swear to god its uncanny how many girls have cried and told me about how they have almost been raped right before they tell me they like me
>>27758695
liars. girls who do not trust me. tell me I have a cheater's face LOL...
girls that leave me, then miss me and want to get back. fucking lying bitches
I have no idea how would I even know if someone's interested me, so even if there was someone I would have no idea about it being the case.
>>27758695
All kinds, but my favorite are fat-tits Jewish goils
>>27761190
Now those are some tits we all crave
>>27761272
Speak for yourselfOnly sometimes.
>>27758775
This. Also extremely clingy and bissexuals, I attract a lot of those.
qt girls like this
>>27758695
None. That's the whole problem.
How the fuck do you guys even attract some?
>>27761484
that's the crazy thing
99% of people will have sex. out of the last 100 people i saw, i'm the only one who will never have sex
i don't get why i can't, why i'm not allowed but everyone else is
>>27758695
>cute
>Red hair (hair color doesnt rly matter too much though)
>likes to either drink/smoke green
>not a stacy
>not against drugs
>has her own hobbies besides binge watching tv
>not going to college for 8 year master degree, i hate these types of women the most desu
>>27758695
"Quirky" tumblr girls who'd slit my throat the second they heard any of my political opinions
Not the landwhales, just the SJWs that would be cute if they didn't die their hair every week and act so special-snowflakey
None. The only girls that have shown an interest to me was one girl that sort of flirted with me but I'm pretty sure she just wanted me to do her homework or something. The other chick was a middle school stacy who had a fall out with a douchebag from my class and wrote me a love letter when I was at my most autistic and ugly phase clearly to make the other guy jealous or to make fun of me. Didn't even accept it, she followed me around for like 10 seconds while I was telling her to fuck off.
>>27761641
>tfw middle school stacy openly used me to do homework and assignments for her
>tfw laughed about it to others
>tfw I was so beta i did nothing
>>27761673
The stacy's sister actually asked me "hey, retard, do you want to date my sister?" a few days after that ordeal.
One hell of a long con, for fuck's sake.
>>27758695
I don't even know, really. All 5 or 6 girls that have been attracted to me have been completely different.
a few of them were fucking fat ugly monstrosities, and a few of them were qt with one of them having a fucking nice body.
BUT although they were attracted to me, my awkwardness killed any chance of ever having a gf let alone having sex.
Last girl that was attracted to me was fat and ugly, and all the qt girls were in high school. Getting older is a bitch.
I attract girls that are on the chibbier/thicker side.
It's good though. I fucking love those types of girls.I have an erection as I think about
>>27761484
this 9001%
>>27759083
just bee yourself family :^)
Normally thundercunts who think I'm as mean as them
>>27758695
not the one i want
>>27758695
short, cute ethnically ambiguous hypersluts with long, dark hair and borderline personality disorder. at first i thought it was a fluke but literally the past 5 girls who showed interest in me were all that type.
black gilfs, ugly women, scrawny mulattos, histrionics.
These are the type of women that make it clear that they are attracted. If a good looking woman is attracted she might give vague signals that I would not respond to if I could detect them.
>>27759284
Well at least you're not wrong
The black girls who only hang out with white people. I'm talking about the type of girls who's parents were one of the lucky negros who could also assimilate into white culture. These types of girls are usually pretty hot for black chicks, but never that ghetto ass girls, but also never super attractive. About two years ago, in my senior year of Hs this one girl's dad died, so me and her just hung out. We never had sex, she said she was saving that, but she sucked me off regularly. I went down on her too. She was a student council member, so after cross country practice, we went into the abandoned student council room that she had to her self since all the other members had left. We would do our thing for a while then leave before the evening custodian crew came in.
Then I also had sex with my brothers roomate. She's a typical tumblrina SJW who's into the new age, Bernie Sanders type of shit. We had sex after a party then never talked to her again.
Finally I fucked Mari after for ever. I have known this girl since Sophmore year of Highschool and it took four years for me to finally smash her. She's a fashion student I met in one of my film study elective classes. We dated for about five months then moved on when I transfered to another college north of where I was.
Black chicks are my super power. I can only go after the black women who hang out exclusively with white people. Out side those three and a girl I dated for a year in HS that never led to sex.
>>27758743
>>27758765
Yea I get fat girls too. Why the fuck is this?
>>27758695
Indecisive ones
>I really like you, date me
>no I don't date people I'm terrible
yare yare daze senpai
>>27758695
the ones who are not interested in me :^(
I never talked to them so I don't know. The type that's shy, moderately cute but too good looking for me to be able to approach I guess? Half the time tumblr oriented, other quarter lazy and unintelligent. Then one seemed not to want me but at least like me. I think she used vampirefreaks at a point
>>27759233
>sending nudes
They sound like whores.
>>27761484
Idk
I'm literally not trying anything. I don't clean teeth, iron clothes, rarely wash face and hair, was fat before graduating HS too. I'm so white from indoors activities that I could go to nurse and she'd let me leave on accounts I look sick.
I guess it was something about me since I didn't notice as much admiration from people outside my classes. I somehow seem dependable and responsible to people despite being the opposite. I'm a lazy bastard that half assed homework and still was at the upper end of class. Almost never talked to girls (my spine chills and thoughts freeze when qt's eyes are on me) although I communicated with teachers competitively and goofy sometimes. Used self derision humor when it was my turn to speak and nobody suspected that's how I feel since some think I'm arrogant. I'm just avoidant autist.
In short I think girls fell for figments of imagination based on me since I don't open up at all and seem quite smart at times. It doesn't matter though since I'm just a boring person and I would fail at passing off as interesting part, there's nothing exciting about seemingly moral silent shut ins.
Brunettes. Like 5-7/10 brunettes that are always curvy to fat range
trashy beurette
just kill me already
If you attract any you really shouldn't be here
>>27758695
Fatties. Best I can hope for being a manlet.
>>27758695
Socially dominant succubi.They're disproportionately black and Asian.
>>27758695
Narcissists and massive cuntsever since I lost the one good one in a car accident I haven't been able to find another good one because as soon as I'm in a "need to put in effort" position I start thinking about her and getting sad/not putting in effort
Loud, obnoxious, incredibly overweight black women, ONLY that particular kind too, the prettier and more well mannered black girls stick their nose up at me just like any other race would. I hate it so much.
>>27758741
I'm vive image of you
>>27758695
They've all had borderline personality disorderI'm a tranny and I'm probably histrionic ;_;
>>27762110
>>27758743
>>27758765
It's because of two things:
1. you sit on your ass and never pursue women you actually like, so the only ones who pursue you are fat, because
2. fat girls need to be aggressive in order to get attention since, contrary to r9k belief, pretty much nobody wants to date them.
>>27763926
guys complaining about fat girls hitting on them is basically the exact same as girls complaining about 99% of the men that hit on them. it's pretty ironic that robots don't realize this.
>>27763926
>contrary to r9k belief
that doesn't even make sense
no one likes fat bitches
Small hipster latina girls. Only once in a blue moon though.
Quiet, shy girls
As in, 4/5 girls who've ever shown a hint of attraction have been quiet and shy.
The last one was really loud and sociable, also the most forward.
loud, sometimes ghetto, latina or black girls
'damaged' girls
filipino girls
scene girls
in that order i guess
>>27763942
99% of men=ludicrously over weight women
Lol okay
Fatties, Weebs and dude weed lmaos
nobody
is this a legit question
I'm not sure how to answer that..since all act as though they're real but aren't around when I need them.
>ugly fat/white girls
>latinas
>average conservative asians
>cute gay asian males
>whitewashed black girls
I only talk to girls at work. I belive only one was slightly into me. She was 2 years older with an on-off bf. They have a kid now.
I dont go outside to work or buying food and drinks. I only talk to women in safe enviroment. So no bars and parties for me.
>>27764297
I only go outside*
In need to drink some water, desu
Imaginary girls.....
>>27758695
Girls with daddy issues and Girls who require a lot of attention from guys
Girls who are extremely social and literally can't understand why I prefer being alone or have problems socially. Always wanted a quiet and somewhat awkward gf.
>>27758695
Sandniggers and semi-niggersYes i live in France[spoiler/]
Absolutely no one, yo. I rarely meet people
In my dreams however, it sometimes works out
Artsy types, musicians, feminists and other leftist sympatisers.
I know exactly why. I'm a lanklet with prettyboi facial features and I'm sorta into fashion. Because of that I also attract guys every now and then but I make it very clear to them that I don't like dick.
I usually attract the laid back kinds of guys. Which is great. Except they tend to be fat. I have no problem dating a guy who makes less money than me, or is messy, or something. But dating a guy who doesn't have enough respect for himself to keep fit? I can't date a person like that.
So because it is night time and it seems pointless to actively search for uzubando material at this hour, I'll go back to fruitlessly searching for 7h3 ph4tt3st l3w7 in Grim Dawn. Well, for A1 anyway. I like to take my time to enjoy the ambience.
>some people actually play this game zoomed all the way out
>>27764621
This is a bait post
Girls don't play ARPGs
>>27764465
ON N'EST PAS TOUT SEUL
Thicc smartgirls. Always somewhat mentally scarred be it minor or major.
With an absolute babe now, thicc thighs, good curves and perky tits.
AMA
if you attract girls, you are not a robot
get off this board, YOU FUCKING NORMIES
saged and thread hidden
>>27764621
I'm laid back and skinny. I don't know about the rest of the stuff you're talking about, but I figured I should say something. desperation...
>>27763942
>99% of men are autistic betas.
>All women are stuck up cunts
You faggots need to stop using screencaps from tumblr and normiebook as your frame for your worldview of women.
Most girls are shy as hell. Don't be autistic and you'll be fine.
>>27764740
It's a man my dude
Girls are literally incapable of playing ARPGS
It's too complicated and technical for them
I don't attract anyone, whenever someone tries to get close, I just shoot him down.
People scare me.
>>27758695
None you fuckign normie shit
literally none fampai.
>>27764922
Pls be my gf anonymoose
A 6'+ landwhale who works in my local pub. Should I just off myself?
>>27765016
Why should I?
You're probably scum.
>>27764902
What's difficult about it? You look at your skill trees and stack one type of damage until you clear small mobs easily. Then, when ramping to act bosses, you invest in a single target attack to complement your aoe. Th en the rest of the game is a balancing act between the two and toughness (if you're master race 2h melee).
>>27765108
>he doesn't play ultimate
>he's never done ultimate roguelikes
>>27765108
>>27765108
Girls are cute when they try to understand something
Currently , 3 guys are attracted to me
>>27765316
She's right though.
originalmente
>>27758695
the non existent type i think
>>27758695
Online girls hate me, anime girls hate me, the only girls that like me are pure normiefags, 6/10s but the personality of a -10/10, and that's only because I'm white in a sea of shitskins. Oh and I'm not interested becauseI'm a faggot. And guys hate me too.
black women
I'm a white ginger bearded manlet so I don't know why
>>27762084
This. And I fucking hate niggers.
>>27763795
I'd date you.I'm an autogynephiliac and crave the attention of trannies while being a hidden one.
>>27765839
Faggot.
Gays need to die in a hell of normiescum.
Non existing kind.
I don't attract women, I only attract little girls. Probably because I look like a (pretty good looking) fourteen year old boy.
Only fat ones...
>imaginary
>non-existant
>ones that only exist in dreams
>ones that don't have a physical body
>>27758765
>>27758743
You're just like the women who complain about being lonely even when they've got tens of orbiters.
>>27758695
What kind of women do you usually attract?
The none existing kind?
>cryingpepe.png
>>27758695
Not the ones I,m attracted to.
>>27759284
you don't look bad desu.
not at all. there is room for improvement, yes, but you got a chance, fellow brobot C:
btw why the tears
Those with two dimensions.
Having an extra dimension on your girls is like having extra chromosomes in your children.
it's always been blacc women for some reason
I'm white
fat girls at 17 year old girls on the internet.
For some reason every 16-17 year old girl on wow/csgo wants to add me and I literally unfriend them all after a week because they are all vapid as fuck.
>>27758765
A girl with below-average looks is okay (as long as she can make up for it with her personality), but fatties are a no-no. I could accept, much less love a fattie because even their sight pisses me off.
>>27766634
Fat people are scum, they shouldn't even be considered human.
>>27767469
*I could never
>>27758695
the mentally broken and/or fat trash.
sometimes a 9/10 looks up at me as i was some interesting creature. but they don't want anything else of course.
>>27758695
If I knew things would be a lot better for me I'll bet
>>27758695
>What kind of woman do you usually attract, /r9k/?
Implying that I attract any woman.
weebs
cuddlesluts
nerdy
needy
emotionaltraps
>>27763051
Asian good (sushi Asian, not curry Asian), black not good.
I attracted a pretty cute fat girl, once, and gf'd her. She was sweet, great to talk to and I loved her.
Didn't last, though.
Never attracted any other girl before or after.
Still, better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Those khv days were pure suffering.
alternative, hipsterish girls
nerdy chicks
and older women
I'm not complaining
The trashiest stacies
>>27758695
Hipster cuties and scene girls/girl's with daddy doesn't love me and im acting out issue's. Ohh and the typical cute underage girl that want's 18+ dick, fuck that, I'm not getting into that trouble.
probably, in all likelyhood, completely original
my mom
>>27758695
>implying I attract any woman at all
kek
ugly fat chicks that completely destroy my self esteem when they ask me out because of how ugly they are and how ugly they must think i am to want to go out with them
Old women or <10 year old girls
>>27758695
Weirdos or trash
>>27758695
Boring 5/10s.
> tfw only into fat girls
> tfw chubby/fat girls seem to have even higher standards than skinny/attractive girls
> tfw only skinny girls have shown interest in me
all i want is a gf like pic related
> tfw life is suffering
>>27759284
top kek m8!
comente originale
>>27758695
>Always extroverted girls
>Always either petite or thick and short
>Always trying to rescue me from my self imposed loneliness
>mfw I always turn them down
>"Come sit with us anon"
>"nah I've got homework to do"
rea
>>27769198
then stop doing that
solved.
see, that was easy wasn't it
>>27769215
But, what if I don't want to solve it
>>27769401
then fuck you
btw can you send the petite chicks to me
no fatsoes please
>>27769437
I don't really want to do that either
The dilemma
>>27758695
>7/10 whores generally with Daddy issues
>>27758695
Mostly black girls, the only white bitches that ever show interest are usually disabled or deformed.
>>27758695
>tfw attract quiet qt types for some reason
>tfw too shy and awkward to make a move
so close yet so far away
I don't attract women.
What the fuck is up with all the normies and chads in this thread?
>>27759897
how
pls
just how
>>27758695
One of the dreaded three.
>Fat bubbly women who talk like this "lol ~~ kewl :3 xD", they are a pain to talk to, never get upset, like loads of shallow geeky shit.
>Kinda cute girls who have some kind of medical problem that holds them back, let everyone shit on them except you who they love to argue with, quite shy except when shouting at you.
>Histrionic women with male only friends who are ridiculously passive and lack basic understanding of life, including why life is unfair.
Every woman I meet in my league is one of the three.
>>27759284
who the fuck is this?! this guy is being posted everywhere for fuck's sake, and the comments are always some shit like "you don't look that bad bro!" FUCK this is annoying, stop posting this guy you fucking weirdos.
>>27758695
shy, kind of nerdy girls.
>>27769546
Yeah you shouldn't, just kill yourself instead of dealing with the dilema
Innocent types with little self-confidence who had sheltered childhoods and eventually leave once they realize they're attractive, and girls who just want to get laid and don't particularly care who with.
Chubby south Asian women for some reason.
I don't have a type, so all kinds I guess. Then I either drop spaghetti everywhere or I fuck them and they become clingy and I freak out because I'm not used to affection and scare them off.
>>27758695
Chubby druggies and ugly teenagers.
Literally none. Not one. It's odd.
/soc/ gave me a 5/10 before, so it's not like I'm hideous. You'd think at least a fatty or uggo would be desperate enough. Maybe I give off some weird vibe. Should probably start working out again.
>tfw no qt femanon gf
I want to travel and meet a qt girl for the first time and have hot sexalso for the first time
>>27758695
mostly asians! its fucking weird
Fat and chubby ones, without exception.
Life is pain.
>>27772196
no it's not! asians love beta white guys
>>27772458
that feel when you accept you are beta
a black girl in my class once insisted on walking home with me when we were like 10 years old
I bet she wanted the bwc and I missed my chance to be an alpha for forever
Wonderful women.
Outgoing, caring, sweet, creative.
Usually really intelligent or clever.
Unusual, sometimes with psychological issues.
>>27758695
The fictional ones.
>>27758695
Fat, somewhat ugly hispanic girls. It's uncanny, I mean I'm an average looking sort of /fit/ white guy
>>27758695
Usually needy bi-polar chicks. Crazy people are the worst.
If girls are attracted to you, could you please leave this board?
>>27758695
Small, timid, insecure, damaged girls.
>>27758695
extremely skinny, awkward, short, white chicks. that and gay dudes. kill me
>>27772839
but I think they are whores ans cunts
for being attracted to me
does that change anything?
can I stay?
None at all
If you answer any other answer then please get the fuck out
>>27761673
>last semster at uni before transferring to different uni
>9/10 gorgeous girl starts flirting with me constantly asking for help on the hw and shit, but she has an older boyfriend (who she avoids mentioning, learn about from a mutual friend) and one day I hear her joking about me to him
>decide to keep helping her, but take things a step further and offer to do her write ups and labs for her
>she keeps stepping up the flirting wnd hinting that she's into me, while pretending dodging questions about her boyfriend
>goes on for a few months and she does some really petty shit to keep another girl away from me
Now what she didnt realize is, I was on really good terms with the professor and we work on stuff outside of class
So with enough evidence built up and only a week before I'm moving out of state, go to the professor and spill the beans that I did all of her work and that she bribed me to do it. My word against hers and the prof trusts me more. She ends up failing the class and being put on academic probation
I might be a petty, insecure, asshole, but at least when I set my mind to ruining someone's education I succeed. At lesst I know why people's don't like me
Better than letting her continue to abuse her looks to get ahead in life anyway.
>>27758695
5 - 7/10 Easy sluts, single moms,and fembot tier girls. Too autistic to get pass texting though.
>>27773675
It's good to hear you got the justice you deserved.
Good job.
fucking none. why do you think i'm here
>>27758695
Very few that I'm aware of
Most of them have depression though
>>27758695
dadless girls. All of them. I'm pretty okay with it, they're crazy but the sex is always good
>>27759284
damn F A M thats one JUST as fuck face
>>27758695
Broken ones that view me as an enigma or mysterious. What I am is a raging alcoholic with mental problems.
I used to attract old ladies and literally crazy people for some strange reason.
Now I don't attract anyone.
Only thing that really changed is my facial hair and I am a bit more fit now.
>>27759083
Word of advice.
Chase a dog and it runs away
And just pretend Females are actually just males with no dicks
>>27758695
I usually attract fat ugly ones, when I'm only into cute petite women. Life is suffering
