>ITT: we describe our ideal partner in excruciating detail
>white
>Christian
>male
>dark hair
>blue eyes
>handsome
>wants 10 children
>6'6"
>8" penis
>doesn't watch anime or play games
>fit
>doesn't wear autism shoes
>likes philosophy
>looks like sailor moon
>acts like sailor moon
>enjoys sailor moon
>>27757524
Not enough fucking detail. What are his hobbies, what does his smile look like, do his eyes crinkle at the edges when he see's you because his smile spreads so wide, did he have a good upbringing, how many siblings does he have.
I said excruciating detail.
>>27757573
>one sister
>dead parents
>Welsh
>never smiles
>kind of an asshole but later becomes affectionate
>has facial hair
>full lips
>goes around fighting people, but gives that up when he meets you
>likes dogs and cats
>wants to partake in your hobbies just to know you more
>tells you all his secrets but won't tell you his name
>speaks vaguely and is mostly silent
>ignores you 60% of the time you talk to him
>>27757573
>taking a shitposter seriously
2D.
That's all I need to say.
>>27757405
>male
>aryan
>above 20
>only child
>parents are both really fucked
>live with parents
>smug as fuck
>dark circles
>eyebrows that make him look mad but hes not
>american accent
>lives in southern america
>gun owner, has k98
>open carries
>a bit chubby
>above 6'
>can sing national anthems from around the world
>megaman speedrunner
>collects uniforms
>owns pickelhaube
>thinks philosophy is stupid
>trump supporter
>listens to classical music
>will watch anime with me
>collects flags
>knows his geography super well
>super talented in history
>smile is wide, leaves clean creases on each side but not deep
>outer edge of eye goes outward
>learnt german for fun
>great at debating
>went to public highschool
>had a really bad previous gf that he will constantly compare me with and tell me that i'm better
>happy most of time but will tell me when he's sad and then praise me for cheering him up later on
>pat me
>cuddle me
>went to cooking club in highschool
>went to debate club in highschool
>favourite animal are cats
>praise my butt
>thinks big boobs are gross
>manly but has an unfitting feminine sneeze
>white
>6'0
>25 year old
>neckbeard
>wears edgy shirts all the time
>pale as fuck
>skinnyfat
>talks to himself
>big blue eyes and dark circles
>yellow teeth
>tooth gap
>sunglasses
>smokes a lot
>drinks coffee a lot
>curly light brown hair
>thick accent
>5"3 or shorter
>female
>white
>black hair
>blue eyes
>on the pale side
>petite
>innie vagina
>is into good music
>listens to whole albums
>is into playing instruments with me
>agrees with my views on muslims and blacks
>she succ me
>is into domination and trying different things
>>27757989
>thinks big boobs are gross
Trap detected
Don't have the experience to compare and contrast to really know what I'd like.
>>27757989
>THIS IS LITERALLY ME EXCEPT THAT MY SCHOOL DIDN'T HAVE A COOKING CLUB I JUST COOKED MYSELF AND I OWN A P227 INSTEAD OF A K98
the gril in pic related
>vagina
>nice to me
>likes me unironically
>>27757405
>Not terrible in bed
>Loves me
That's literally it
>chill
>likes good music
>witty
>intelligent
>not ugly
Have yet to find a girl that meets these.
>>27758181
Hey anon, I'm available, would you?
>>27758204
You don't love me
>>27757989
Ahem. That would be me, babe
How you doin'?
>female
>5'5 or under
>doesnt have a roastbeef vagina
>Likes at least one thing i like
>living
that about sums up what i want.
>>27758233
Do you have a 9" penis?
>>27758204
>ice-cream tattooed on her shoulder
>>27757405
>female
>pale white
>long brunette hair
>plain brown eyes
>short, stacked body (not chubby or fat tho)
>shy
>>27758271
>nonwhite
>male
Happy?
>>27757989
Cont. going deeper
>mean to me at first but slowly opens up to me and tells me i'm cute
>holds my hands a lot
>warm hands 24/7
>wears sweaters
>has no chest hair/back hair
>bitten down nails
>lets me watch them jack off
>homebody
>very sarcastic
>asshole to most people but not to me
>salty after DOTA2 matches
>gets up from chair and cuddle me in bed after losing the match
>protective as fuck
>very pale, sunburns easily
>medium sex drive, doesn't want to fuck everyday
>will dominate me
>calls himself a "kaiser"
>voice acts phoenix wright on stream
>asks me to voice act maya fey
>makes me coffee every other day
>has thigh high fetish
>has chub fetish
>gives me lectures on history
>has tank models
>loves tanks, especially panzers
>wehraboo
>favourite movie is 12 angry men or taxi driver
>watches bad movies with me
>left handed
>has a really outdated computer or gtx 760
>sort of clingy
>still likes countryballs
>"kosovo should definitely not be an independent state"
>plays darkest hour, vic 2, eu4, and civ
>made mods for some of these and posts them on paradox forums
>has firm handshakes
>knows his politics
>will watch house of cards with me
>no tattoos or piercings
>virgin
>thinks tattoos/piercings are ugly
>doesn't like dyed hair
>short
>firm ass, nice thick thighs
>average-sized, perky tits
>assertive, or tries to be
>reptilian
Is willing to give me some sort of affection.
>>27758141
I want a Francoise Hardy too anon but it's not gonna happen .__.
This thread is so autistic that reading it caused me to grow an extra chromosome.
You asked for it.
>male
>blonde hair
>blue/gray/green eyes
>stubble
>skinny with broad shoulders and a small waist
>tall 5'8+
>body hair on chest and stomach
>a thick, uncut penis
>handsome voice
>has or is working on getting a job related to video games and enjoys games a lot
>slightly more outgoing than myself
>has a sick sense of humor and even likes retarded puns
>has only a few friends and he treasures them deeply
>isn't a picky eater and will eat vegetables as well as meat
>wants a relationship with the traditional roles
>likes to cuddle and receive massages
>can get me out of the house sometimes, but prefers home cooked meals and spending time inside
>is normally very sweet, but firm at the same time and doesn't take shit from others
>will let me baby him when he's sick
>wants a waifu who enjoys cooking, cleaning, gardening and wants to have a business at home
>is passionate and gets adorably excited about the things he loves
>isn't lazy or a messy pig
>maybe collects something like figures/video games
>likes animals and maybe children
>has a wonderful, kind and large family
>hasn't had many girls in the past
>prefers a life in a charming house by a wooded area more than smack dab in the middle of the city
>>27758271
Most people here are going to be white. You really think it's that crazy most white women don't want disgusting, brown wieners or to be race traitors?
>>27757405
>Caucasian (Either aryan or semitic)
>Christian
>5"7
>Female
>Either flat or curvy(not fat,curvy)
>18-19 years old
>Conservative views
>Either capitalist or National-socialist
>Pure
>Likes geography,philosophy,history
>Willing to marry
>Willing to be a housewife
>Brown hair
>Light or brown eyes
>Practices voleyball
>start typing it out
>get sad and stop
>>27758690
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>>27758690
The point is that our women go for white chads too and it's all thanks to the global media campaign that whites have unleashed upon the world to make all nonwhites to look like total shitskinned ugly manlets and white guys like aryan gods.
>>27757405
>female
>white
>non-religious
>shorter than 180 cms, ideally around 165-170 cms
>likes anime, manga, visual novels, classical literature, history and videogames
>virgin
>nationalistic
>idealistic
>passionate and ambitious
>intelligent
>self-sufficient
>smallish breasts
>exceedingly kind and warmhearted
>somewhat shy but not cripplingly so
>enjoys cooking
>is clingy and cuddly
>has a good sense of humour
>faithful and devoted
>is a best friend and a partner in crime instead of just a girlfriend
This is an original comment
Did i mention that this comment was original? I did? Well let me say it again. This comment is original
>him
I've found my actual ideal, he checks every single box I could ever think of and a few I didn't even know about
but he's an incredible person and I don't want to inflict myself on him
>talk regularly
>he asks me to hang out a lot, and we do
>have lots of laughs together
>once in a while, start to think I might have a chance at happiness and normalcy with him
so then I just come home and drink a lot to remind myself that I have a drinking problem and am mentally ill and nobody wants a girl like me, least of all him
I almost wish I never met him
>>27758873
you sound vaguely like someone i knew, how surreal
>>27758990
maybe I am that person? tell me more about her so I can know if I should stop coming her e foreve r
>>27758873
>>he asks me to hang out a lot, and we do
girl, he wants you
just cut the self hatred/paranoia alco shit
tell yourself he wants you and realise the drinking and negative attitude will make you lose him
he likes you
is this thread full of gays or do girls just spend all day thinking about this stuff
>>27757524
>tfw bkonde
>tfw green eyes
>tfw 7.5"
>tfw watch anime
>>27759050
that's what all of my friends say, but if you knew him or were there when we are together you'd understand he just treats me as a good friend which I'm okay with, I'm just glad I get to spend time with him
the negative attitude has been a part of me for my whole life and the drinking is slowly but surely getting there. I want him to find someone as wonderful as he is if he even wants to be with someone at all
>>27759003
well you just reminded me of her because she had a drinking problem and also was painfully self aware of her own self destructive tendencies
and as retarded as this sounds the way you typed reminded me of the way she talked too
>>27758398
you sound both fat and gay
>>27759201
damn
well nobody but me knows that I even drink at all so I don't think it's me
>Female
>Very close to my age
>White. Not tan, but not too pale.
>Dirty blond
>Around 5'4"
>Definitely on the thin side
>B-cups
>As nice of an ass as possible of course
>Around my level of intelligence
>Has never (ab)used any kind of drug, unless prescribed to her, and never plans to do so.
>Is not prejudiced toward any group, except sjws, feminists, and liberals, which she must dislike to some extent.
>Moderately conservative
>Likes to play and watch tennis
>Likes to watch comedy and drama TV shows and movies
>Wishes to pursue a career in the arts, and is very ambitious about doing so.
>Loves to laugh, and equally importantly, she loves to make people laugh. She needs to be legitimately funny and have good comedic timing, unlike most women in the world.
>Is content to be my partner in crime. She must love doing all the things I have listed above with me, like planning/executing creative projects, trying to make each other and other people laugh.
Those last three are the most important. Many of the other stipulations are actually be totally unnecessary if she had those last three, and was at least fairly QT.
Fuck, I'm making myself sad.
>>27759270
yeah that would've been absolutely insane
but anyway you should really go for it, what i wouldn't give to be in your shoes desu
physical traits
>female
>18
>ginger complexion, lots of freckles
>rich, hazel eyes, a little downturn, looks tired often
>short (5'5'' or below)
>big T&A
preferences/mental traits
>either morning person or heavy sleeper
>doesn't like clubbing or similar activities, prefers a small gathering to becoming part of the writing, wretched beast of a crowd
>no drugs, alcohol in moderation, no drinking to drunkenness
>bisexual, prefers women except for me of course
>clean, both hygiene and living conditions
>laid back about petty little things but capable of getting shit done when it's necessary
>loyal, I can always expect her to consider my interests even if they conflict with hers
>likes some outdoors stuff, I fucking hate being in the summer with nobody left around here to do stuff with. Gardening, hiking, ect.
>wants kids, a moderately big family if the finances allow for it, I was an only child and don't want to spread that pathology, 3-4 kids.
>cannot like John Green.
Sex stuff
>open to experimenting
>wants to try lactation play
>no shit piss or bestiality, that shit's just too weird even for me
Pic somewhat related, if Tessa had a bigger ass and freckles she would be my fucking goddess and I would sell myself into slavery to her for a chance to get a sniff.
>>27757405
>tfw I've been thinking about my ideal partner since I was young and I actually met someone who fits exactly
>even the most insignificant details are exactly the same
>they finally like me after 2 years of me orbiting them but they somehow think I'm not interested at all
>tfw I'm too much of a giant shitlord to confess
>tfw I'll probably lose them and be alone again
>>27759326
I dunno.
>tfw he always messages me
>doesn't even really ask to hang out, just "hey are you busy do you want coffee" then we get coffee and just silently get work done at the same table
>occasionally tells me something funny or shows me something funny
>asks me for my opinion way more than he should
>we have the exact same sense of humor
>get every single obscure reference the other person makes
I normally get so exhausted being around other people but around him we can just not talk and exist, I dunno
I think if he was actually into me he wouldn't be this comfortable with me you know?
either way, it's not happening and I'll make sure of that
I'm telling myself he's into this other girl he talks to sometimes. I don't know a lot about her but she's very pretty and seems like she's on top of her shit
>>27757405
My half-sister literally has everything I look in a girl
>White
>Long, blonde straight hair
>Green and brown eyes
>Average height
>Petite body
>Strong personality
>Smart bitch
>Funny
>Very extroverted
>Plays videogames
>Likes black humor
>tfw the only girl I fell in love with is my sister
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>27758847
h-how old are you?!!!
(i have them all checked except small boobs)
>>27759125
That picture got me. Maybe I should change my expectations.
>>27759425
>big boobs
I WILL TAKE YOU!
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>>27759408
I have this same relationship going with a girl currently. we have slightly diff senses of humor sometimes and we also dont get eachother's references, but we do the just existing and occasionally showing eachother something funny thing when we hang out.
she is really introverted and shy and cute.
>female
>thin
>extremely introverted
>mentally ill in some way, BPD is nice
>shy
>cute-ish at least
>has some kind of racist/homophobic tendencies just so she wont get butthurt if i make a dumb joke
>likes to sleep a lot
>similar video game tastes to me
>likes to cuddle
>super virgin but lewd as a result
>will talk all day on skype
>will play games into the early morning hours every night
>will voice call often
>will let me take care of her and cook her meals and stuff
>loyal
>faithful
>likes anime
thought i found someone like this
don't think she likes me though...
>>27759606
that's cute anon! you should go for it :)
>Girl
>5+/10
>Loves me
>Likes music
I'm a dreamer
>>27759129
It's not terribly hard to go from good friend to a loved one. Good luck. I'm sure you can do it.
>>27757405
Kinda sorta already met him, except he lives thousands of miles away and is 9 years older than me, which is inconvenient. We had a thing for a while that I sometimes described as "online friends with benefits," heh.
Anyway.
>moderately handsome, or cute
>taller than me (I'm 5'3)
>likes anime or would watch it with me
>likes to read (sci-fi or fantasy a plus)
>likes drawing, writing, singing or plays an instrument, and likes to watch live music.
>enjoys puns and word play. Likes to joke in general.
>is a few years older than me, or is generally wiser
>likes vidya
>likes cuddling
>likes cats
>is a huge dork
>legit born female
>yandere
>loyal
>somewhat or into chinese cartoons
>somewhat or into cars
Yeah I don't think I have much else to add, I like vidya but I rarely play at this point, only watch chinese cartoons.
>>27759762
I don't really want to be his girlfriend though, it would make me feel too guilty
>>27759815
Why would that make you feel guilty?
A woman that wants to do a nuclear family with an inverted breadwinner/housekeeper role
Just a few years without kids could get me on my feet really but there's 0 reason for anyone to love me, and I don't love myself, so it won't happen.
>>27759555
nice trips
state?even though i'm not in the states
>>27759660
What vidyas do you like vyro?What vidyas did Jody like?
>>27757405
>female
>alive
that's it really
>>27759860
I'm very mentally ill and as a result I think it would be morally wrong for me to get into a relationship. he's a good guy who I can tell will go really far in life and I don't want to hold him back
Non-physical
>passionate and highly educated about cars and/or math, very interested in firearms but is a beginner at them
>not a "nice girl", fairly pragmatic, logical person with a penchant for mostly harmless mischief and pranks
>very introverted, cerebral, analytical
>often puts on sassy attitude just for fun
>speaks softly, almost never raises voice unless in a loud environment
>even when laughing to tears she wouldn't have a loud laugh
>inherently a little submissive, normal-looking on the outside, blending in to be left in freedom when alone
>despite a flexible and relative moral center, deep loyalty and honesty can be earned
>looks up to me, needs me to feel safe
>dresses practically
>has pixie cut or other hairstyles that don't get in the way, we cut each others hair
>solid sex drive, many kinks to have fun with
>no big need for traditions or remembering certain dates or whatever
>has a job that isn't bullshit
>does not want kids
>no pets but could potentially get something that requires little maintenance like befriending that one particular crow and chilling with it or letting it in the house once in a while
>similar media tastes for movies, music, games, animoo
>similar outlook on life
>doesn't have many friends or insane super close ties to a huge family
>doesn't need to fill quiet time with meaningless conversations or even say hello if we had stuff to do
>sometimes we would have an intense, deep talk where mutual guts are spilled
>we would have trust in each other
Physical
>could be a woman or a guy, either way he/she would have to be very short and thin. Like 5ft tall and ~90lbs
>very feminine, dainty features preferred. If boy, a cute penis. If girl, small boobs with little pink nipples
>small mouth, delicate lips
>very little to no body hair
>blonde or redhead
>freckles appreciated
>>27759884
I just like a LOT of retarded multiplayer shit. I don't care how bad it is as long as I can play it with someone while we voice call.
She just liked bad mmos and league of legends.
>>27759408
hahaha i've had this exact thing happen with a girl i really liked long time agoonline
>exact same sense of humour
>not talk and chill together
>super comfortable
i was really happy for a while and never "elevated" the relationship in any formal way since I was a huge retard and thought she felt the same way without me saying anything to formally take it further
we stopped talking after a while for reasons i can't remember and she later told me she really liked me too but didn't know what to do or something (we were kind of young and socially inept nerds) and that really sucked
fuck it it's 4chan
>male
>trap
>basically Bailey Jay but 18-25
>cute feminine feet
>sensible and not a fucking idiot
That's all I need.
>>27759936
>Bailey Jay but 18-25
Isn't she 24?
Gone go all out here lads
>Male
>White
>5'10+
>Skinny qt femboy
>Shaggy brown hair
>Brown/Blue eyes
>Has own cool interests and full of random facts
>Dresses well in qt sweaters and nice jackets
>Browses 4chan but doesn't have scarily high standards because of this
>Nice to everyone but has a crude sense of humour
>Introvert
>Fairly /lit/
>Will pat me on the head and call me a good girl
>Will support me when my plans fail
>Doesn't mind if I blabber on about silly things or can just stand me in general
>Someone I can admire
>Intelligent so he can teach me things
>I don't mind if he cries or seeks support with me, we should be equals
>American/English accent
>>27759957
Born in 1988
She looks like she's like 35 now though tbqh.
>Female
>17-19
>chubby
>big ass
>big tits
>innie vagina
>small belly
>Black hair
>Pale or naturally tan
>Tall (5'7"-5'9")
>light eyes
>full lips
>shy
>introverted
>virgin
>no drugs or alcohol or parties
>likes critiqueing movies
>likes my jokes
>likes 4chan humor but isnt a 'red pill'-er
>likes handholding and cuddling
>likes to talk on phone
>likes anime/manga
>likes everything /tg/ (D&D, M:TG, etc.)
>is physical with me and will grab me/touch me often
>loyal and jealous
>wants to have kids some day but not until we both have decent careers
>kind hearted and generous
>clingy
>non-religious/atheist but not euphoric
>likes Geology/science (my major is geology)
>hates sports but still likes watching the super bowl
>likes hipster music and edm
>deep down likes being edgy but acts like she only likes being ironic about it
>likes me/appreciates who I am
>>27759935
that's okay, you were young. I'm sure you learned a lot from it
>>27759926
forgot an important trait
>brutal honesty
Would go both ways, even if we cut each other deep, we would understand each other and why we did it. Like two porcupines we would hug each other despite the quills, because the hug with a few needle pricks is better than nohugs.
>>27759978
Damn, I thought she was younger than that
>>27759882
Connecticut but going to Uni in West (by god) Virginia
what country?
>not a man
>taller than average
>skinny
>long hair
>smart but isn't an ass about it
>isn't into the party lifestyle
>dorky laugh
>likes animals
>likes kids
>likes reading
>will put up with me exercising
>enjoys dancing
>doesn't like drugs
>doesn't have an obscene amount of previous partners
>won't cheat
>doesn't get offended easily
>good relationship with family, unless they have a legit reason
>will let me hug them and pet their hair
That's it famalamas
>Female
>5'6 or shorter
>black or brown hair
>likes to play vidya (Like ACTUALLY likes to play vidya)
>wouldnt mind being a housewife
>wants to have at least 2 kids
>lives nearby
>not too picky about weight or looks, just be somewhat decent and Ill probably fall in love with you
Thats pretty much it. Im in the navy, and I would love to have a wife to come home to after a hard day of work.
>>27759396
CONFESS YOU SHITLORD YOURE SO LUCKY PLEASE DO IT
Fuck it i quit women. I hope the planet gets nuked and everybody dies.
>>27759722
thanks! I am currently trying to but she is shy and has been really stressed out lately. I haven't really had the chance to hang out with her alone at all.
>>27759958
Also
>agrees that race mixing and homosexuality is weird
>wouldn't mind being a stay at home dad, not that it could happen, but wouldn't mind it
>honest
>won't cheat
>>27760067
try making plans maybe
>>27758788
>global media
>owned by whites
WEW
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I don't even know. I've honestly never fantasized about having a partner. I can't even imagine someone wanting to be with me.
>>27760103
what's wrong with homos m8
>>27760122
This. It feels weird and alien to me...i think iv'e grown so detached from reality i no longer want a relationship. I just keep going day after day doing my normal routine then one day into the grave i go.
Oh well nobody cares anyways.
>>27760103
>>agrees that race mixing and homosexuality is weird
Get over it
>>27760002
yeah, I did and didn't, I'm still a lonely idiot longing
this might sound rude and i don't know your circumstances but you should maybe let yourself be happy, everyone deserves to be happy or have someone that makes them happy
good luck out there, that goes for everynyan
>>27760133
>>27760195
>>27760103 not me
>>27759958 this is me
>male
>6'2"
>glasses
>chubby but strong
>clean shaven/good overall hygiene
>Dad jokes sense of humor
>seems cold at first but warms up quickly
>likes hipster music
>likes to watch movies and cuddle
>no drugs or alcohol ever
>likes /tg/
>is very loyal
>likes to cook
>wants kids
>smart but acts goofy
>brutally honest, but in a funny/sarcastic way
>optimistic/confident
>introverted/shyjoke's on you fuckers! I just described myself from the perspective of a fembot! inb4 being torn apart for acting like a faggot
>>27760204
that's nice of you to say. i hope you find happiness
>not obese
>no disabiling diseases or mental conditions
>likes me
wow
>>27760105
We did but she canceled two days in a row because, first day, she picked up a last minute shift from work so she would have gas money, and second day, because she was really stressed and needed to take out a loan to pay rent.
Hopefully something happens this week
>>27757405
Appearance:
>Freckles
>Cute glasses that fit her face, (not thick ass no-lens squares)
>Child bearing hips
Other than that I'm pretty cool.
Personality:
>Kind and patient
>Has a passion for something
>Good sense of humor
>Faithful
>Loving
>Interest in vidya and comics at least
and I saw it put best here >>27758847
>>is a best friend and a partner in crime instead of just a girlfriend
I don't want to have to feel like I'm stepping on eggshells around her and I'd want her to feel the same with me.
And a slight extra, she'd be an aspiring writer and we could put out brains together and make some okay comics.
>>27759762
Cont.
>Likes roleplaying, text-only or LARP or really whatever medium you can think of. Like. He'll spin stories with stuffed animals with me.
>is a movie buff
>knows a lot of random information that may or may not be useful in life
>can cook
>not very religious
>willing to talk out any problems, will let me attempt to comfort him when he's down
>>27757405
ITT: Robots describe themselves if they had a vagina.
>>27757405
thats gross can't we just make this a waifu thread
>>27759958
>Everything but qt femboy/dressing femininly and accent
>tfw built like brick shit house
>tfw Canadian with no accent
>>27760354
this
originalerino
I'm a fag btw
>Male
>literally any height, tall is sexy and short is cute
>not exactly /fit/ but not fat either
>pale
>glasses
>medium-short hair
>creative and artsy, likes to draw
>doesn't stand up for himself
>likes being bossed around
>likes wearing girl clothes but will never admit it
>gets embarrassed easily
>is better than me at video games
>doesn't like going out
>likes sweets
>is a bit masochistic
>gets clingy sometimes
>slightly masculine looking
>doesn't care that I'm super boring
I'm sure there's more, but I can't think of anything
>Long hair
>manly beard
>dresses well and keeps his hair and beard well maintained
>doesnt give a shit about how society perceives him
>handsy, even in public
>will kiss me and do stupid shit in public to make me smile and laugh and doesnt care if anyone looks
>affection physically
>confident
>likes to hold hands
>wears brown leather jacket constantly with matching shoes
>wants to travel
>will bring me food to show he loves me
>loves it when i make him lunch for work
>doesnt want kids but is great with them
>enjoys nature
>ginger/auburn hair
>blue eyes
>freckles on his shoulders
>is chill af
>not into games but is happy to play them with me
>wears a few rings and a black cord necklace
>is older than me, about 28
>wants to settle down and build a house with me in a rural setting by the sea and own animals
>likes to go on solo hikes and takes a camera for photgraphy every couple of weekends
>had an average upbringing but had divorced parents
>has an older sister and a younger brother
>has tattoos, his favourite one is on his upper left arm of his family dog that passed away when he was a kid
>loves and is insanely attracted to my confidence
>super into my body
>high libido
>into freaky shit but not anal (or not really into it) (Would eat ass tho)
>kind
>caring
>doesnt play loud music
>is ok with my weeb toy collecting shit
>knows what he wants out of life and that includes me
>know ideal girl
>find out she likes me
>share more than one kiss
>know that she is married
This all happen the past couple of days but now she is back home and i may never see her again.
kailey.
i miss talking to you.
>>27760487
>I'm a fag
Stopped reading, lad. Get help for your mental disability.
>>27757524
>Christian
>Cares about dick size
Nice try
>>27760487
You basically wrote my biography.. where do you live?
>>27757405
>Catholic
>Thin-Chubby
>Female
>Actually devout
>Was never a slut
>6/10 face
It'll never really happen
>>27760354
I can't deny this. I was about to actually write that I wanted myself in girl form in my post.
>>27760567
Iowa
It's hell
>>27760595
I'm from americas hat. A colder version of hell.
>>27760250
How old are you, anon? You sound perfect!
>>27760037
I-I'll try my best for you but I'm super paranoid and anxious about it
>>27757405
satsuki kiryuin but real
>>27760641
Darn, if only you were a little closer
>>27760708
19 and in the eastern US
>>27760736
>>27760641
YOU TOO NEED TO SWAP EMAILS!
NOW!
YOU ARE BOTH PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER!
DONT LET THIS SLIP AWAY! YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK
>tfw not white
oh well
>>27760769
>tfw white
feelsgoodman
>>27759762
>>27760306
Reminder that nonreligious women should all be hanged
>>27760641
>>27760595
NIGGAS MAKE TEMPORARY DISPOSABLE EMAILS AND CHAT'ER UP!
>>27760103
Top jej me minus height and I'm only skinny (not fem)
Still you probably aren't someone I'd like by virtue of using 4chan
>>27760769
>not white
>tfw BTFO myself by reading these
>>27759958
Literally me tbqh familia
too bad I'm boring as fuck and wouldn't even be capable of having a relationship
>>27758759
I wish, robo buddy. We're 8.6 thousand miles apart.
>>27760870I don't care if you're not white, Anon.
>>27760768
>>27760788
as much as I'd like to, I don't think it'd work out
>>27760900
You're a homosexual man though anon
>>27760930
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
MAKE IT WORK
THIS IS WHY YOU ARE NEVER HAPPY
BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO TRY TO MAKE IT WORK
QUIT BEING S PUSSY AND SHARE EMAILS
>4'11" - 5'8"
>red or black hair
>freckles
>small, slightly upturned nose
>thin lips
>t h i c c (C or D cup and fat ass)
>intelligent
>easy to have conversations with and echoes my shitty ironic/forced humor
>likes anime and vidya
>would want to sit on my face, and let me finger her while she does other things
>>27760900
Nice sentiment, but unless something happens, I don't think I could do much with that.Mine was >>27760302Another trait, I think having someone be passionate about things and watching them ramble on about it would be cute to see.
>>27760930
DO IT YOU FAGGOT
YOU MIGHT NOT GET ANOTHER CHANCE MAN
DON'T LET THIS SLIP AWAY
LOVE IS ON A TIMER
>>27760943
But I'm not, though. Straight man.
>all these picture with big lists.
All i want is the following;
>Not fat
>Friendly
>Loyal
>Reliable
>Honest
>Caring
Otherwise i don't care about height, hair color, boob size and the works.
I wonder if >>27759425 is >>27760708
>>27760992
>4'11
>C/D cup tits
Yeah ok good luck.
Why not add:
>chainmail
>battleaxe
To that list, because you are pretty much describing a female dwarf from some fantasy novel/game.
>>27761061
My ex was 5'2" and sorta chubby, and had pretty big tiddies
>>27757405
>white
>dark curly hair
>glasses
>cute nose
>older than 24, younger than 40
>has some kind of STEM degree, preferably ECE/CS/Physics/Math
>soft hairy belly :3
>>27760740
How east? I'm TX ;_;
>>27760515
lol u cucked her husband
tell the poor sap he's marrying a whore.
>>27761090
I'm in WV rn for uni
planning on going to TX or CO for grad school though. :C
I'm still curious as to what you're like anyway though, even if we are too far away.
>>27761089
Kill yourseIf dumb normie
>>27761009
>Her
Shit well okay nevermind.
>>27757405
Not male
Not fat
Not stupid
Nor horrendously disfigured
>>27759425
Sorry for the late reply, I had a nap.
22.
>tfw no one will ever respond to my post with "Oh, thats me!" because they're not the type of person to ever come on 4chan let alone r9k
why live
>clingy (like emotionally dependent)
>virgin
>soft skin
>good hygiene
>not obese
>must be OK with me taking female hormones
>>27759425
>non-religious
Get out roast beef
>>27761221
which post is yours anon?
or if you havent posted it, post it anyway. I like reading these
>female
>5'4
>anything but black(my parents wouldn't approve)
>thin, boy tier body
>dresses pretty akwardly, puts on what's clean type of style
>sexual history doesn't matter, as long as she's loyal
>very artistically inclined
>watches anime and plays videogames, not autistically, but very frequently
>a bit of a trouble maker
>socially akward
>open/has done hard drugs such as meth or heroin, isn't afraid of addiction, as long as we have each other
>very nihilistic/depressed
>isn't afraid/disgusted to see me cry
>isn't disgusted by cigarettes or smoking
>isn't disgusted by drunkenness or drinking
>is very clingy, wants to do everything together tier
>wants to atleast have 6-10 kids, one named Holden
>reads anything, just for the sake of acquiring knowledge
>must be into "deep" music but is open to listening to the top 100s just to enjoy a mindless catchy song
>not into boybands
>wants to have daily, intimate, loving sex
>isn't afraid to be high 24/7, in fact enjoys living in a blur, but also enjoy being sober
>can have intricate fascinating discussions for hours
>eventually after years of drug abuse and reckless behavior wants to settle down in a farm somewhere and just raise livestock and a family
Honestly this.
Appearance wise?
>messy black moptop
>tall or average height
>thin, skinnyfat
>long, thin fingers
>sleepy, droopy eyelids
>basically if someone fucked up the aspect ratio on Syd Barrett or Jimmy Page
Personality?
>likes cuddling
>likes to sperg out and info dump to me about some interest
>likes to listen to me sperg out
>likes oral sex
>likes long conversations
>has something that they are passionate about (bugs or computers or music or gardening or what the fuck ever just as long as you have some feeling)
>funny
>considerate of other people's feelings
>gentle
>liberal with affection
>inspires me to be a better person
>is inspired by me too and is willing to say so
>>27757989
I knew a guy like this. Posted nudes on fetlife and it was a big joke at my high school.
>>27759359
> becoming part of the writing, wretched beast of a crowd
>no drugs, alcohol in moderation, no drinking to drunkenness
You don't sound really fun. I can respect not liking parties or dancing, but I see no point in holding them in contempt.
Also why is this thread full of /pol/? Almost all of these refer to traditional roles, nationalism, etc.
>>27759958
Pretty good post.
>>27760250
Sounds pretty cute!
>>27760354
It's safest, anon.
>>27760119
Last time I checked, Jews were white, Eugene.
>>27761302
>6-10 kids
NIGGER DO YOU LIVE IN AFRICA?!? WTF HOW U GONNA FEED THEM NIGGLETS?
>>27761352
Appearance
I fit
Personality
I fit most, but you trashed yourself
>>27757989
I just really want to emphasise that out of all the posts in this thread, this seems the most human. The others seem to be a bizarre mishmash of near-contradictory traits or memes, but this seems and feels like a person. It's eerie how the little details fit so well into one another.
I don't agree with the post but it's some excellent content.
>>27761352
This actually sounds like me I guess. At least the black moptop/tallish/longfinger/spergy over hobbies (music and vidya) and I guess I'm a nice kinda dude
>>27757405
>not fat
>not a feminist cunt
>no tattoo or piercing.
>not mentally ill.
>Devoted and loyal to me.
>Actually enjoy me for who I am
>Not brainwashed by stupid medias and trends.
All I ask. Is it too much ?
>>27761375
New Jersey anon. Let me have my fantasy dammit!
>>27761142
How does this make me a normie?
>>27761428
Heh, is your name Ryan?
>>27761435
>woman or fag demanding successful chad
>not a normie
Get out
>>27761352
i'm>>27760250
and I 100% match your personality picks
and 100% dont match what appearance you want.
;_;
but at least I am talking to a girl rn who sounds similar to you. listening to girls sperg out and being liberal with affection is a nice feeling.
>>27761414
> I guess I'm a nice kinda dude
I think saying "guess" rather than "know" is a good indicator you're a nice person. People who are unconscientious are too convinced they're good. Good people regret their failings.
Either that or you're casual af and I'm reaching lol.
What music anon?
>>27761255
its >>27760505 and even if they did find it they would not be into me. thats how these things work; theyre your type but youre not theirs.
>>27761137
>gril
>5'4"
>thin, flat-chested
>short dark hair
>glasses
>love bantz
>musical taste is all over the map, mostly rap and indie
>love art but not very good at it
>moderate anxiety, mild depression
>kinda /m/, mostly /cgl/
Don't know how to talk about myself, a-ask me stuff if you wanna
>>27761464
No anon itsAndre
>>27761352
be my gf then
i'm a good enough match possibly
>>27761489
Mostly alternative rock kinda stuff. Indie, shoegaze, some psychedelic/math/progressive rock. Used to listen to a lot of metal and classic rock as well, but not so much anymore. Anything that's fun to listen to/analyze and has interesting chord changes and melodies. Also like rap/IDM/jazz/classical, and some pop and Jpop if I'm really feelin' it
>>27761515
Are you a virgin
would you wait for marriage
If the answer to either is no then go to >>>/soc/ normalfag
>>27760567
>>27760641
Ah fuck it, cananda anon if you want to at least be friends you can add me on steam. If not, that's perfectly fine toohttp://steamcommunity.com/id/CaesarCaeglin/
>>27757405
>East Asian
>tall, maybe 5'11", just enough shorter than me that I can make fun of her for it
>smiles easily, at me or anything else
>kinda possessive of me, so I don't have to be guilty about treating her the same way
>dark eyes
>likes cuddling
>hair down to lower back
>long legs, like legs as long as mine. This is a must for ideal girl.
>just a handful of tits, small nipples
>enough ass to grab and jiggle a little bit
>skinny as a rail
I just want to drag her onto a couch and let her hair spill over my face so I can pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist for a few minutes.
>>27761592
>Asian
>Tall
>>27761352
I feel like I resonate with a lot of the personality traits, same with the physical parts except the fingers
I guess the devil is in the details
>>27761352
I don't really listen to Jimmy Page, but that pretty much describes me.
>>27761603
You seriously never seen a tall skinny asian girl? They're all over the place at my uni.
>>27761592
That sounds like me, except I'm partially east asian and I chopped off all my hair last year
>>27761628
You better post pictures as proof you lying neckbeard
>>27761515
>tfw i'm into tall chubby girls
you still sound like an awesome person though.
how old are you and what's your job/college major?or are you NEET?
and if you're kinda /m/ what is your fav mecha?
>>27761628
Hey, this is the ideal. Tall, skinny, and dark hair are the only real physical requirements.
>>27761662
And the legs. If the legs aren't long, I'm just not going to have any fun.
>>27761502
what are you like then??? now I am curious
>>27761502
I'll respond to your list
Fuck you
>>27761533
lol, that's cute anon but I highly doubt that we live anywhere near each other.
>>27761554
>psychedelic and progressive
Nice.
>metal
I never really liked metal too much (or at least, could only stomach folk metal), but I find I really get along with metal fans.
> Anything that's fun to listen to/analyze and has interesting chord changes and melodies
I like talking about lyrics, but I don't have the musicology background to analyse melodies sufficiently. You have a music background?
>JPOP
Can't judge, I like PC Music.
>>27761616
I have a weird hand and foot fetish. But really, this shit's negotiable lol.
>>27761617
>not liking Zeppelin
>mfw
>Dark, messy hair
>Green hazel eyes
>Perma-stubble
>Thin side of muscular
>6'1-6'3
>Affectionate, good communicator, makes me feel loved
>Dominant, teases me, can fuck me hard or lovingly
>Intelligent and lightly nerdy
>Enough social awkwardness to make me feel normal but not so much that he has trouble functioning
>Very funny, enjoys my sense of humor
>Loves music, beer, politics
>Likes dogs at least half as much as I do and won't complain about all the dogs I will want
>Doesn't try to make me jealous or play games, just genuinely loves me and wants to have an authentic relationship in which we can be honest and grow together
>A+ cuddler, won't pressure me to go out
>Not religious
>>27761719
fuck off /soc/ normalfag
>feminine boy, or maybe a girl
>shorter than me (i'm 6')
>shares my hobbies or is willing to learn about them, as i am for theirs
>is alive
>actually likes me
>won't cheat
that's pretty much it
>>27761715
>lol, that's cute anon but I highly doubt that we live anywhere near each other.
Irrelevant
post contact
>>27761719
roastie whore/10
holy shit, you like dogs? fuck off back to /soc/ or reddit or whatever shithole stacies like you come from
>>27757405
The body of a teenager but the mind of an adult, too bad this is impossible
>>27761719
Eh, 4/5ths me probably. I'm less autistic than most of 9k, but mostly because I built myself the most obnoxious ego I could to counter the crippling self doubt.
U gotta put something less generic next time though.
>>27761787
Fuck off normalfag cunt
>>>/soc/
>>27761794
axax, make me.
>>27761719
>Loves music, beer, politics
>Likes dogs at least half as much as I do and won't complain about all the dogs I will want
you clearly got lost on your way to facebook, just click here and you'll be back with your kind
vvvv
facebook.com
Male:
>fat (250 to around 300 pounds)
>white or at least light skinned if another race
><6" so small enough to spoon
>usually very sleepy
>enjoys naps
>good hygiene
>musician or writer (something to compliment the skills I have)
>apathetic sexually so I can show him my degenerate porn
>doesn't care that much about having sex in general
>no social media accounts
>slightly self loathing so he's humble but doesn't beat himself up about it
Or, female:
>again, white or at least light skinned
>slightly pudgy but not fat
>good home keeper
>only wants 1 kid
>pretty much the same as the ideal male
>will peg me
>old fashioned morals
Maybe one day.
>>27761719
That's me but I'm too ugly and awkward
>>27761719
>likes beer
Good.
>dogs
I'm so sorry.
>>27761829
>will peg me
>old fashioned morals
Fuck off fag
>>27761867
What's wrong Anony?
>>27757405
Not a normie, that's all I ask for :^(.
>northern european
>natural blonde
>between 5'1'' and 5'4''
>tomboy most of the time but with some feminine charm still
>actually has similar interests and hobbies to me
>virgin
>has ambitions other than wasting men's money
>level headed and not prone to emotional outbursts
>not going to cheat on me
And since no real woman is like this I should probably just add 2D to the conditions too.
>>27761730
>>27761765
>>27761827
I forgot one:
>won't trigger me
>>27757405
I have a few.
Girl 1:
>4'10" ~ 5'2"
>cute, submissive powerbottom
>plays with my hair, skin, cheeks
>moderate or conservative to a point of not being a devout christian/mormon
>enjoys being dominant occasionally
>likes to chew on my ears and touch my body, I'm sensitive so this essentially turns me into a lewd slut
>can have real conversations with her
>likes being stimulated in the same ways I do
>likes cuddling often
>both a masochist/sadist
>optimistic, cute, cuddly, puffy, etc
>at least 7/10
>white
Girl 2:
5'10" ~ 6'8"
>fit, strong, able to beat the shit out of anyone
>preferably taller than me, I'm 6'
>often dominant, I do enjoy turning the tables and bullying big losers sometimes
>very sweet and protective, treats me with respect
>tad dimwitted, not a requirement though
>likes to cuddle often and doesn't suck at being big spoon
>rough, able to hurt me
>at least 6/10
>white, latina, whitewashed black
Boy:
>5'4" ~ 5'8"
>cute, effeminate
>generally submissive
>awkwardly or really bad at dominating so I can bully his dumb ass while he's at it
>likes cuddling
/fa/
>gentle sadomasochism
>anime
>at least 7/10
>anything but black and anything non-white will have to be 8/10
>>27761555
Yes virgin, don't really care a lot about sex so waiting for marriage is easy. Be nice.
>>27761647
>my sister is tall and chub
She got all the good genes q_q
Im 20, just doing entry level retail shit and basic transfer credit classes.
Turn A is the best, I gotta rewatch
>>27761715
>Zepplin
Uuhhh I like jazz. Huhuhuhuh.
>>27761951
That's nice
But you're chasing chad so you should fuck off
>>27761715
>tfw have soft girly hands
If I shaved the small hair off my fingers I'd probably legitimately have girl hands
>>27761963
>getting mad about spelling errors
Reddit, please, leave.
>>27761963
>tfw I actually started to respond sincerely before I realised anon was just whining about a spelling error
Gosh.
>>27762041
They're not girl hands anon, they're YOUR hands!
>>27761951
you should call her Solid when you complain about her genes.
Retail is a shitty grind but what degree are you thinking about once you do the basic shit?
And I still need to watch turn A, finishing up zeta right now and loving it. Turn A is definitely my next stop.post sister pics pls
>>27761715
r8 my hand
>Latina/Middle Eastern
>light tan
>long, healthy dark hair
>glasses
>high voice
>5'2-5'6"
>Laid back
>Kind
>Quick to laugh
>Able to just enjoy life, not a super ambitious dreamer who feel like she can't be happy until she has X or done Y.
>Genuine, knows how to just be herself and doesn't try to fulfill any particular role
>Generally accepting of everyone, doesn't hold prejudice against any kind of particular group
>Likes watching movies, indiscriminately
>Scrunches her nose when she smiles
>Content with spending a day not doing anything once in a while
>>27757405
>White
>Male
>Near my age
>Reddish-Blonde hair
>Chiseled features
>'manly' jawline
>when he smiles, his jaw / jowels flairs slightly
>two laugh lines on the left cheek, three on the right
>soft, stoic blue eyes
>short, messy hair length
>thick neck
>impressive muscularity
>utterly devoted personality
>loves me above all people, places, things
>submissive yet dominate
>slight vascularity from his neck, down to his traps
>thick pecs, with nipples that lactate ever so slightly when aroused
>hes a pet name for me, which is just the first letter of my name
>my knees go weak every time he utters it in his low, testosterone-laden voice.
>forbidden to wear clothing around me
>fights other rogue wizards in our conquest for the kingdom
>>27761715
>You have a music background?
Yeah, I'm actually majoring in classical composition. I really enjoy music theory, since it's like the perfect middle ground between math and science, and art like creative writing and drawing. I play guitar and bass (not in a band right now because too shy and introverted, but recording an EP atm), drums kinda, and really wish I played piano better.
And actually, I was wrong with J-pop. It's more J-rock I guess, and only a few bands.
>>27762105
Kill yourself disgusting normie slut
>>>/soc/ is your home
Stay there
>>27762114
Im gay, I cant be a normie REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27762105
This is me!fucking robot telling me to be original
>>27762134
Fags are auto normies
Get out
>>27757405
>1920x1080
>png
>no maintence
>loyal
>cute cute Cute
>>27762093
>people posting hands
It's a good night.
Your hands are nice anon, I like how they taper between each knuckle. I like the sharp angular line of your thumb.
10/10 would hold.
>>27762109
> I'm actually majoring in classical composition.
Holy shit that's cool.
> creative writing and drawing
I draw! What artists do you like?
>recording an EP
How exactly are you doing that? A friend of mine uses a studio on campus.
>>27762135
Oh good. I need you to prove you are my totally hot boyfriend. What's your name? =]
>>27762163
>fags are auto normies
You arent autistic enough to believe that. Go read a book, and when you're done give me a book report cause' I dont believe ya Bertha.
>>27762013
Aww, its okay anon. I'll hold your hand, too.
>>27762091
No idea, 2bh, I have a lot of things I'm interested in but nothing I'm good at.
Zeta is great, have you watched 08th MS team? Its comfy.
I don't have any pictures of her, sorry. She avoids having her picture taken as much as humanly possible.
>>27762063
Wait.
What? What spelling error? I'm a little high because muh anxiety and I was given weed by a friend.
>>27762087
Wait, come baack I'm just dumb.
>5'2-5'8
>Age: 20-25
>100lbs-130lbs
>attractive none black
>doesn't wear revealing clothing
>charismatic, supportive, feminine
>hygienic, introverted, casual romantic
>understands my sense of humor
>trusts me to lead in relationship
>manages her life in and orderly manner
>has a decent education with a fair paying job
>enjoys spending time in the same way I do
>has an appealing sense of music
>she doesn't snore, or fart in my presence
>respects privacy, and gives me space
>active person that enjoys doing new thing
>makes me feel good
>>27762176
The name's Chad
Chad ThunderCock
But you can just call me Daddy.
>>27762174
>tfw chad hands
>tfw twink everything else
Thank you for the compliment
>>27757405
The person exists and isn't faking it
>>27762224
Wrong, but im still okay with where this is going.
>>27762219
lol, that's silly anon.
>>27762234
>twink
Go on....
>>27761302
SOMBODY GIVE ME A DRUGGIE GF BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
>>27762271
>Go on....
That's it
What did you expect?
>>27762214
I picked up Geology when I realized that I was too bad at math to become an engineer. Found out that I made the right choice. try to find something you love and do that. (just dont fall for the liberal arts meme)
havent seen 08th MS yet, that's another one on the list. I have only been into /m/ for a few months so far, so I have a lot to catch up on.
my ideal mate is someone who changes the composition of human brains to be capable of a deeper form of communication and love so that i can stop being an anxiety ridden idiot and cuddle with someone who wraps their arms around my waist and nuzzles up to my chest ok bye
I've lucid dreamed this one.
> Laura
> brown hair and blue/brown eyes
> very mousey and quiet
> when you talk to her about anything she usually smirks nervously rather than actually saying something
> you'll usually play 20 questions until you figure something out, but she knows when something is important and to tell you in detail
> talks very quietly as well
> has a few female friends like her, they seem frigid and it is weird to watch them at first but they do seem to generally enjoy each other
> has to do something every day, even if it's just walking or driving around for 30 minutes and will leave without you if you don't go out with her every day
> not crazy, just quiet, although she does have her own little anxiety related quirks
>thin and decent height, very plain looking and dressing but it doesn't seem to bother her
> no sex drive but she wants to be cuddled every night, will half playfully punch you until you cuddle with her
> mathematics major, very smart academically
> has a decent grip on reality but would kill herself and probably you if you ever cheated on her
>female
>5'7-6'0 so we can laugh at manlets together , fat ass, slim, heavily tanned
>would re-watch one piece with me
>crazy sex in public places
>plat +
>virgin
>>27762295
druggies arent real robots
>>27762327
>so we can laugh at manlets together
>>27762322
>> Laura
is there a story behind that?
why do you think she was named laura in your dream? did you have a crush on a laura as a kid?
>>27762337
>what is the darknet
With the power of the internet, anything is possible.
>>27762174
>What artists do you like?
Uh. Bare with me since I'm a visual art pleb, but I like Beksinski, Dali, and MC Escher, mainly. I dig surrealism, and the idea of illustrating dreams, since my dreams tend to be fucking absurd and I like to talk about them.
>How exactly are you doing that?
I was an audio engineering major freshman year, so I got a couple semesters' worth of ear training and mixing/recording lessons. I just record everything on the PC in my room with a USB audio interface. Guitar, bass, and vocals are live, piano/keys and drum samples are digital/programmed, since I've loaned my drums to my friend for the time being.
Also, posting hand.
I saw this guy on the disney channel growing up.
>>27762271
It is silly. But now the dread is setting in and I wanna die, again.
>>27762346
the girl I want to be my gf is 5'7" and I want to laugh at manlets with her too.
>tfw she thought I was shorter than 6' but I am actually 6'2"
I swear to god she is lying about being 5'7" and is like 5'9" or something. nothing beat verbally torturing manlets with my 6' tall platonic female friend though, we really hurt some ego's that night. she's wrekt though because she is an amazon and guys dont like that
>>27762412
>and I want to laugh at manlets with her too.
>>27762427
its ok man literally all of the manlets i know get gfs my nigga you got this
>>27762362
I'm not sure, it might be because of a show or something, her name changes every few dreams. Started out as marcia and then became laura. I've been doing this since about september. She's a tulpa of sorts now.
>>27762445
>its ok man literally all of the manlets i know get gfs
>never had one
>browse /r9k/
>>27762427
POST MORE FROGS, NOW
>female
>not a dindu
>not a terroist
>light hair
>green eyes
>5'5"
>wants kids in the future
>wide hips
>loyal
>into vidya
>average breasts
>can cook
>has a job or is studying
>likes dogs
I'll take the first 3 and any 3 of 4-11 desu
posting hand pics cause we /soc/ now
