>"Sorry anon, I only date guys who can defeat me"
What do?
sit on top of her because i weight 100 more pounds than her
>>27757288
Defeat her duh.
I'm 6'2 I could knock her down with like a 5 minute boxing crash course.
>>27757288
Ask her why she has black feet then turn 360 degrees and walk away.
*unsheathes katana*
"Looks like you've brought fists to a swordfight!"
>>27757330
>black feet
Yeah why is she more tanned than a bodybuilder?
>>27757345
*pulls down pants*
*starts stroking erect dick*
"Looks like you've brought a sword to a shoot out!"
>>27757288
She is literally a stick.
There are many women who can beat my lazy ass but they don't look like sticks.
Double leg into full mount. Ground and pound until she is unrecognizable.
it's extremely easy to take down a black belt if you don't fight by the rules.
any idiot can take out a black belt if you sneak up on them outside a dojo, throw dirt in their eyes, or use a taser.
in before a million karate fags try to explain how they have the alertness of a ninja 24/7 and can defeat a sneak attack with carefully choreographed karate chops.
>pull out shotgun
>blow her brains out
Now we can be together forever
Grapple her. Taekwondo is all silly fancy kicks.
>>27757498
>cover eyes
>teep to your neet stomach
Women cry and run out to get the neighbours to call the police when you fight back.
Every single time.
No matter how much of a Mr miagi sick bitch she thinks she is.
I had a girl fracture my eye socket and it didn't slow me down. Then I picked her up and threw her and she just bailed and I got arrested.
Women
Cannot
Fight
They have too high a sense of self preservation to keep fighting after a minor injury.
>>27757288
Unsheathe katana duh
>tell her im not interested
>she turns away
>sucker punch her from behind
>while she's struggling to remain conscious remove her pants
>Enter the Dragon
>empty my load through a rapid succession of pelvic thrusts
>she starts to moan as an alpha is taking what he wants, feeling my load impregnating her
Defeat her, what else would I do?
>>27757660
*unsheathes erect cock*
>>27757673
>nothing personal babe
*unsheaths katana*
*teleports behind you*
*penetrate you with the force of a thousand suns*
"psst, nothin personnel babe"
*tips fedora*
>>27757296
>>27757316
>>27757386
>>27757424
>>27757483
>>27757498
You're all going to suffer a ruptured testicle if you mindlessly attack a female TKD black belt from the front.
She will use precise high-speed kicks and strikes against your weak spots.
You can still beat her but you need to protect your knees, testicles, solar plexus, throat and eyes when attacking her.
Take her down and ground and pound. I'm 6'0 tall and like 230 lbs and have been powerlifting for years so I figure if I can just take her to the ground
>>27757288
Pull out a gun and threaten her.
>>27757734
*unsheathes pussy flaps*
"Heh, rule 1: always expect road kill to play dead"
*engulfs your head in vagina curtains*
Black women can't fight. I have a good 60 lbs on her manlet tip toeing ass. Id just ground and pound. I don't care too much about breaking a few bones since I fuck whores from behind anyway.
>>27757776
"heheh, took my trap card, amateur"
*dick grows 10fold, growing by another inch*
"say goodbye, kiddo"
*grows 1000fold, penetrating your entire body and destroying your brain*
"heh, gonna have to try harder than that"
>>27757803
>Black women
But she ain't no black woman bruh
>>27757288
>unsheathe penis.
>masturbates furiously.
>come in her black belt.
>>27757755
>implying I have weak spots
Tkd a shit, I studied ishin ryu. I'd get as close as possible. Her flashy and clumsy kicks can't do shit when I'm constantly within 18 inches of her. A palm strike to the jaw and it's lights out. Alternatively a hip throw and then heel to the solar plexus would put her down for the count too. It's fun fighting an opponent who kicks though. One grab and their whole life is fucked. Which joint do I fuck, the knee with a good elbow strike, twist her ankle, or do I dislocate her hip? Kicks can do damage but the risk is too high against anyone with the slightest bit of training.
>>27757837
Look at her skin, it's some kind of nasty shit color. We'll just call her an honorary nigger.
>>27757803
>I don't care too much about breaking a few bones since I fuck whores from
behind anyway.
Inhale deeply from vaporizer
>>27757755
>going for the balls
Literally a free win.
Also, kicking is a critical strike. The only time you should ever kick is when you don't think your opponent expects it or can counter it, otherwise they will rape you.
>>27757288
I concealed-carry...
Ask her why she has nigger feet
>>27757498
>throw dirt in their eyes
Although teakwando is a tech sport and they don't really care about actual duelling, don't try this.
>>27757288
Looks like a fragile dancer. You should have started the thread with something like pic related
I'll release my Bankai.
SENBON ZAKURA KAGEOSHI!
>>27757916
If bitch vaporizes then I actually want to break some bones. Just smoke cigarettes like a normal normie ffs
>>27757977
Lel, but we wouldn't want to date someone who could actually kick our ass. I roid and wouldn't fuck with a bitch like that.
>pull out glock 19
>unload fifteen rounds of Hornady critical duty into her
>save money not having to buy dinner
>>27758150
ammo is expensive these days tho tbqh
>>27757981
*drops katana*
Smash all her teeth in and then choke her until she passes out so she dates me :)
>>27757369
Because she is probably a swedish whore
>>27758230
>till death do us part babe
>>27758070
She weights 61 kg
>>27757288
>tfw 7 years of krav maga
>proceed to destroy her
>>27757654
This
probably the main reason movies always try to portrait a strong woman that can fight men on equal ground and it just looks really corny
>>27758279
>7 years of krav maga
>7 years
>>27758277
I guess I could take her then but still I'd rather fuck a gym brah in the shower than that. Most look more feminine than she does.
>>27758354
>He might be strong so I must strawman.
robots kek
>>27757654
>Women
>Cannot
>Fight
>>27758354
That's a naginata in the photo, a Japanese weapon used by females. Krav Maga is an Israeli hand to hand combat style.
>>27758388
yeah you're right
I wonder why ufc isn't unisex
Just put her in the box and wrap her up.
>>27758382
>s-e-v-e-n-y-e-a-r-s
>>27758408
Don't trigger the rebbit even more with logic. Just say black lives matter and maybe it will post selfies in another thread and leave us alone.
>>27758354
That is a spear thrusting gentleman, all sword plebeians bow down, now.
>>27757288
Pssh. Just try me. I'm trained in systema.
>>27758437
what do you mean? women and men are equal
I mean, who cares the national female soccer team got obliterated by an amateur 17 yr old team? it proves nothing
Advancing through belts only requires technique and memorizing, not fighting.
>>27758388
>Some womyn could kick my ass!
>>27758432
>Aw man! he has a hobby that isnt jerking off to ancient hieroglyphic caricatures of oriental females
>>27757288
TKD is a fucking shit fighting style, anyone who can get close will fuck their shit like karate, muay thai and judo/bjj users, even boxers will fuck them
their kicks arent worth anything if you're inches from their face and throwing punches/elbows
>>27757288
She looks like she was blasted with a high powered laser.
