Today I found out my best friend of two years secretly has a penis.
>>27755181
Well shit senpai this changes everything.
They're a different person now.
>>27755181
You people are all fucking freaks.
2/?
I'm not even sure what to believe anymore.
why cant this happen to me
>>27755181
thats obviously not human flesh, looks more like rubber
when's the wedding senpai?
Is this a tranny? Are they really that passing?
>>27755181
That's pretty gay dude. Pretty funny you can't make it with a guy pretending to be a girl either though.
Well obviously you need to text him "How about we take it for a test drive ;)"
3/?
>>27755453
yeah I had no idea, it was a complete surprise
>>27755385
maybe one day anon
This is actually fascinating.
>>27755545
wait are you dating this chick and didn't even know? If not, you should bed her
>best friend
what kind of best friends talk to eachother like this and send nudes
4/?
>>27755682
wasn't dating her but would love to bed her
>>27755719
BEST best friends
HAHAHAHAHA
YOU PATHETIC FUCKING ORBITER
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, YOU FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHA
>>27755181
>>27755303
>>27755545
Is this what autism looks like from the outside, familia?
>>27755760
that's not best friends, like >>27755761 said you're an orbiting cuck. a tranny orbiting cuck.
of course the tranny will say ''aww besties lol!!'', you're a massive confidence boost to the degenerate
>>27755760
She's literally rubbing her cock on cam for some british guy and you're all like "c....c...can we cuddle"
I thought shit like this was a meme but if you ever want to be happy you need to stop orbiting girls clearly out of your league.
>>27755181
How the fuck do you not know he has a penis?
5/?
>>27755870
the heart wants what the heart wants
>>27755888
he was very passable?
what exactly is the point of this thread?
original
>>27755961
>what prompted you to try fingering your butt the other day? anything specific? prepping for british boy? ;P
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE
>>27755961
british men confirmed for superior chads.
enjoy being loser americucks
>>27755181
> filling out an online sex preference form
> sending it to a friend
You are such a lonely autist it actually hurts me, if you've ever had thoughts about killing yourself please revisit them tonight.
6/10
>>27755966
catharsis
>>27756014
I wish it was, anon, I wish it was
>>27755303
That's not what a flaccid circumcised penis looks like you total failure
>falling for a fake penis
christ you're stupid
>>27756154
Are you seriously being cucked by a tranny and are totally okay with that? Stop, man. Please.
>>27755961
>>27756154
>"or maybe british voy will get bored of me.
>"I honestly hope that doesn't happen!"
And then 5 minutes later
>"But I dunno, if it doesn't work out with British boy or whatever and you find yourself proper single again, I'd love the opportunity to at least cuddle with you".
Fucking pathetic
BETA
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>>27756154
>I find myself very much wanting to suck your dick
>You're one of my closest friends
7/10
>>27756180
that dick isn't flaccid, dude
>>27756236
n-no
>>27756344
I'm not proud of the things I've said
>friendzoned by a tranny
Hahahhahaha I actually can't stop laughing I think this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on r9k
>>27756362
It's what I want written on my tombstone
"Here lies anon
For example, I find myself very much wanting to suck your dick"
>>27756369
>I'm not proud of the things I've said
So stop saying them. No wonder it isn't attracted to you, you're so pathetically beta you're scared to say where you stand. What, you think british boy is gonna fuck off and it will realise you've been it's true love all along? Get a grip, you buffoon.
>>27755545
How can a tranny have tits that big? Honestly, the dick looks fake to me
>>27755181
>what is estrogen?
Fuckin owned
OP kill yourself
>>27755719
Degenerates, if the relationship was actually going somewhere it would be reasonable, But the mentally ill fellow is clearly a literal attention whore. Also >>27756369 the penis does look pretty unnatural and strange, can't imagine a girl faking it though, unless it's a very elaborate ruse he's pulling on you
This thread is awful. OP, nothing against you, I think you're a stand up guy, but I hope I never meet you or your friends in real life
screw this thread
robots choose your trap waifu
http://strawpoll.me/7329875
>>27756369
If that isnt flaccid then thats a sad little penis
>>27756369
>implying it's not a girl leading on a harem of beta faggots and pulls out the tranny card with a fake dick when they get too attached
And I thought I was pathetic
Please end this shit, you'll get nothing out of it.
The hormones probably affected the brain and now it's just the quest on who'll give the most attention, just like all girls crave for.
People who talk like o-oh my should rot in a hole. You're just feeding its quest for attention.
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>>27756479
>he left the facebook filename
Based anon. You fucked up, OP.
>>27756393
Kek'd. This anon must be playing a joke on us, nobody can be this complicit in such an outrageous cuckening
>>27756479
>essenceofbeta.jpg
8/10
sorry it took so long, oops
>>27756589
who is pic related originally?
>>27756589
You can see the moment the miniscule amount of respect it had for you die
>>27756589
lmaoing at ur lyfe
>>27756589
> You wanted to suck the dick
> She doesn't even have a dick
I can't believe this is happening
This girl is 10/10 holy shit she just got you to admit to being a faggot.
You were so fucking happy when you thought she had a dick you loser
>>27756614
Is this real life? Or it is the bait of some NEET having nothing better to do?
>>27756647
>>27756640
>>27756638
>>27756626
>>27756546
>>27756508
repost repost repost
Lmao that was the most obvious bait
Do you even have a dick? Does it look like plastic?
>>27756694
second this original
Annnnnnnnnnd OP learned he don fucked up.
9/10
tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooo-oooo-ooooown
by the way, fuck whoever posted that pic from facebook, I know who you are
>>27756694
>>27756709
>he doesn't know about desustorage
Newfags, when will they learn?
>>27755489
This. Not only do real women not want you, but men with severe mental handicaps don't either. Seppuku is the only way you'll greet your ancestors in the afterlife
>>27756508
I thought this didn't work anymore.
>>27756731
GG, no re m8
post their face
I want to see how you could have gotten fooled
>>27756369
All this talk about skype groups and i think im starting to recognise one of the people your talking about, the ex.
No idea he was a tranny fucker
post picture of tits please
please
/CT/! Can you hear me!?
>>27756731
>>27756731
fuck this thread, christ
>>27756731
lol what the fuck is goin on
where's part 10 you shit, this has more plot twists than i expected
>>27756833
otter reporting in!
>>27755412
this
you can't even see the urethra
>>27756847
Next twist is that the girl never existed and the "british boy" was fucking with him all along
10/10
what a wild ride
>>27756833
>>27756853
>posting about ct in actual 4chan
nigga please
>>27756786
sorry man, maybe if I hadn't been burned by other autists I previously called friends
>>27756812
heh, hit him up and see
>>27756847
maximum rusery
Welcome to your second home /otter/
>>27755303
Holy shit this is cringeworthy. You are friendzoned by a man.
I'm witnessing the beginning of someone's most painful memory, the sort that haunts you as you try to fall asleep...
plank, you there!?
>>27756880
>Being friends with someone who would make you look like a faggot for the hell of it
I feel bad for you anon.
gg Alex. No re.
4/9/16
OP got cucked by a dildo and told all his friends that he's secretly gay
>>27756731
this was so fucking obvious from the first picture.
kill yourself, my man,
>>27756911
hey man, looking like a faggot was all on me
I feel bad for *myself*
>>27756903
Fuck Plank
that was really entertaining good job OP
>>27756407
It's a fat man. That's how. Half of r9k has tits bigger than that.
>>27756236
>>27756369
>I'm not proud of the things I've said
dude fuck off m8
you should be fucking proud of how open you are with this person. having friends that close is real shit, and i'm jealous.
>>27756880
Jesus you're the most pathetic one in that group. Drooling over another friend's girl while she leads you on and they all try to make you look like a faggot. The worst part is that you're too autistic to recognize they aren't your friends since they are calling you names and shit directly.
Fucking Plank, man....
>>27756880
Cringy as fuck. You were telling her that he has not a perfectly femenine face and that you would like to suck her dick. Fucking hell.
If they respected you before, they do not respect you now.
> howretardedcanyouberyan
>>27755303
>>27755181
God I hate faggots
anon pls dont be friends with them anymore, its for your own good.
post pics of her tits onegai fampai
That's a rubber dick, I'm very disappointed
who the hell is linking /ct/?!
>>27756443
i choose slugboi
>>27755961
jesus christ this is like how a serial killer would question a girl he has locked in his basement
Your best friend for two years was somebody on the internet? Yeah.. you never know shit, and yeah, they were never your friend.
>>27756880
>you also told me my voice was deep and my face unfeminine so theres that!
>I was just bored
>I was curious how far I could take it
Kek, like a fucking clockwork
Im not reading all this shit. Did it end up being a chick or a dude??
>>27757014
what's /ct/?
>>27756947
thx bro
>>27756976
not my finest hour
>>27757050
for "just being bored" it was pretty elaborate
>>27756429
it was
>>27757055
it was a dildo all along.
oh shit my nigga u fucking embarrased urself so hard LUL oh my goodness oh my dAMN ahAHA XD
>>27757057
We don't talk about it.
>orbits a girl
>girl pretends to be a tranny
>admit to wanting to suck tranny dick
>jk not a tranny lmao
>girl laughs and still doesn't want you
This is why I come here. No matter how bad my life gets, there's always someone so pathetic and retarded they managed to make their life worse. :)
>>27757134
>>27757082
kek, nice thread OP. I don't think you have much possibilities with the girl now.
>>27756880
>telling her, that her face is unfemenine
>telling her, that her voice is DEEP
>telling her, that you'd suck his dick
what the fuck are you doing OP
you got fucking played and then the person responded with
>"we did it reddit"
put both of yourselves in the trash, or better yet get help from pic related
>>27757082
dude but you guys still seemed to have a serious conversation in regards to the current state of her & british boy's relationship.
so there was still some real talk
>>27757134
just doing my job
>>27757204
I never had any chance with her
>>27757209
already there senpai
>>27757280
the best lies have a kernel of truth
>>27755545
Fatty tranny and OP being autistic talking to him. O wait om not on /fit/ im on r9lame lol
Meet a tranny online. SHE IS MY VESTFRIEND. lol hily fuck this board is bad. I thought it was all bants but i guess not.
/ct/ homi reporting in
>We did it Reddit
Op you gtfo this board and site now and never return you faggot.
wew, meme me up scotty
I guess its good that someone stupid enough to fall for it this hard is too simple to feel a lot of shame about it.
I am jealous of your ignorance OP
Anyone get ops full name?
>>27755181
Pic related
You don't know how friendships work do you?
>>27756981
I never respected him in the first place :^)
>>27756955
British boy is not in the group. OP probably has never talked to him.
Also, I don't recall any of us calling him names.
ur a fgt
>>27757685
I know it but I'm not telling :^)
>>27757629
>implying that saying "we did it reddit" isn't a reference to shitty board culture
>thinking inside jokes aren't a thing
You should be ashamed at yourself, but on the same hand I could see myself reacting as such on a bad day, so ehh.
>>27758887
>1 digit away from quads
Indeed, the shame is real.
>>27755181
The base is always covered, and it looks like a dildo. Unless you have a clear pic showing their entire no-no parts area, this is a prank.
>>27755181
>>27755303
Umm it's clearly fake, poops
>>27755240
Yes! I'm glad you realize that traps are mentally ill faggots and should be exterminated
>knew from the first image at a glance it was a dildo
not sure what's goin on here
>tfw in a thread
>tfw special feelings
>>27756731
Fucking knew it, you're so stupid. Those pics are fake as hell and estrogen wouldn't cause period cramps holy shit do you even know 8th grade anatomy?
>>27756880
>a literal skype group about giving a whore attention
> out of this whole cuck crusade brigade, OP is somehow the most cucked
I would legitimitely kill myself if I were you
>>27759102
Kirino is a dumb whore.
>>27756731
It's a dildo you faggot. No penis has a skin color so smooth and uniform. It's a plastic toy you idiot.
Okay, thanks for letting us know but Jesus fuck anon.
The idea of her having a dick turned you on and you said you wanted to suck a cock.
If you're just friends and she would bring your other friends in on it and you screencapped their convos you bet they're gonna know you wanted that dong.
>>27759212
wow ur a dum dum
she hasn't been in the skype group for like a year. The group is ~2 years old
also she rarely ever talked in the group so ur a even bigr dum dum
I would legitimately kill myself if I were you desu senpai
>>27759215
>kuroneko
>footfag
>>>/cgl/
>>27755760
Just stop anon. It's a packer you faggot
>>27759509
>incestfag
>staceyfucker
>>>/d/
>>27755181
thats the fakest penis i have ever seen, notice how SHE will not send a picture of it connected to her body it's covered by a shirt and underwear.
>>27759728
animal fucking degenerate.
>literally wants to fuck cats
absolutely disgusting
a gf will never accept that.
>>27759273
Oh, they already know.
It's great.
>>27759916
>degenerate
Pretty funny coming from an incestfag. Have fun getting shunned by the community and having to live your life in shame, hiding from everyone!
>>27760013
>implying most of the people on this board don't already live their life (in shame) away from everyone
>>27760013
if you're gonna h8, at least choose best girl.
kuroneko is literally a millimeter away from shit tier.
>>27760073
>blahblahblah I'm a filthy inbred
>>27760086
>le stacey in nerd clothes meme
>>27760284
>le daddy issues meymey
>womanlet
absolutely ebin, 420.0%
>>27756443
I had to stop going to that chatroom. It hurt too much.
>>27760476
>>27760284
>>27760086
>>27760013
>>27759728
>>27759215
>implying kirino isnt best girl
>implying I wouldnt cuck her brother
also
>>27760086
>literal rich turbo stacey in nerdy clothes
>>27760284
>daddy issues tumblr incarnate
Had a strong feeling that it was a fake penis and surprise! It wasn't a Bangkok special!
>>27761006
>a character that isn't a complete pushover/trainwreck is a stacey
>rich being an issue
>not wanting a gf that understands money
shitpost louder insecure tripfriend
>>27761678
>inheriting money is the same as understanding money
>having actual sibling issues
>not getting off to the fact you're cucking kirinos brother
why would you pick anyone else?
>>27761792
>money is power
what else do you need to know?
>having meme tier sibling issues
>ntr
just disgusting. absolutely disgusting.
and to top it off
>chestlet
I bet you like futa
If I was OP I'd literally kill myself after this mess.
Your best friend tricks you into thinking she has a dick, and then you proceed to go beta orbiter mode and say you want to suck her dick? WTF
Your 'friends' made you look like a fucking faggot. Imagine hanging out with them in the future... they all know you wanted to suck some tranny dick.
BAKA senpai lol
>>27761997>implying he doesnt like futa>implying kirino's tits wont be bigger then failed stacy's
you can't even try and compete t b h
>>27762698
>implying kirino's tits wont be bigger then failed stacy's
the only way is the inevitable pic related. Gluttonous bitch. you're picking at straws
>>27762942
>stacey will never do this for you
>trying to shill me failed stacey over kirino
why even try>implying kirino's tits wont be G cups
>tfw I know someone called alex who is a tranny and I'm into them
doesn't seem like this person though
>>27755835
You think he doesn't already know this? Leave him alone.
>>27756731
OMG op you meme! What is wrong with you?
>Yeah I just "grind" and have no refractory period
>yeah I have false periods
>I just grew tits
It was obvious that was a dildo from the start
>>27755181
Looks like a dildo to me.
>>27755545
You are such a beta orbiter. It is so obviously fake that she is pretending and that's one of her dildos. She is probably screen caping this to all her other friends, making fun of how autistic you are.
>>27756880
You have really shitty friends OP, like fuck them seriously. Especially faux tranny girl. You're a fucking beta cuck orbiter but you're too fucking good for her. God damn it anon the fact that you're not furious, makes me so fucking pissed.
>>27763936
This guy needs to get his fucking shit together. He has no idea how to function in a relationship and probably will never learn from mistakes like these. He just needs to switch genders already cause he's already a lil BITCH.
>>27764506
He can always go beta bux
