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I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.
How can you want pussy if you never felt pussy before
>>27753182
Buy a fleshlight and a gallon of lube
>>27753293
I don't know. It's just an instinct. It's written in my DNA. My cock gets erect because it wants pussy. I need pussy. Please give me pussy like pic related.
>>27753333
okay here to go anon *hands pussy*
>>27753333
See
>>27753328
Just get a fleshlight, and you'll be fine trust me, it's much better than the whorish filthy disease ridden hussies you're likely to find otherwise
did somesone save that reee frog pasta where its like "i wanna smooo smoo with my pee pee"
>>27753368
You don't understand anon. I need pussy, not a fleshlight. I need her whole body. A fleshlight can't give me human warmth.
>>27753401
we are in the same boat, anon
If there are any femanons seeing this thread, please have sex with me. I'll pay you please.
>>27753542
>I'll pay you
>willing to pay for sex
>goes to fucking r9k
>how2buywhores101
Here you go anon, I don't know how it will solve your penis problems though.
I want to pay a whore but I'm too socially retarded.
OP, please delete this thread.
It's an embarrassment to /r9k/
>>27753616
shut up cuck, you know it hits very close to home.
>>27753401
Buy one of those ass attchments and put the fleshlight in the microwave
>>27753616
Why? This is the reason /r9k/ was created.
>>27753401
Try castrating yourself chemically, then your desires will stop likely
Femanon here. Willing to have sex with you if you're willing to meet me. It's kind of my fetish to deflower supple virgins like you ;)
>>27753678
It's not the same. I just want to be loved. To wake up in the morning next to a warm body. What did I do wrong? Why am I being punished? Don't I have the right to be happy?
>>27753703
>implying robots want to lose it to roasties
pls
>>27753703
Where do you live?
>>27753746
Sorry anon but I'm desperate
>>27753793
620 area. I don't usually do the online thing but you seem particularly pathetic
>>27753847
Send pic of yourself with timestamp. I want to make sure you're not a guy irl.
>>27753902
I am actually a guy and you fell for my ruse
>>27754006
how to break an anons desperate last hope
Pretty mean desu senpai
>>27754006
Joke's on you. I checked to see if it was a trap. And we don't even live in the same state. However, I still need pussy. Please any femanons I'll pay you to have sex with me.
>>27753182
Pussy is actually pretty nasty. Ridged, warm, feels strange. I prefer blowjobs.
>>27754006
kek OP on pooicide watch
>>27753182
You're a shitskin aren't you. Where are you from anon? I know girls who do things for things
>>27754075
At this point I'll even take a handjob. Please I need a girl.
>>27754097
I'm American and white. Please tell me about the girls
>>27754103
sent, my friend :^)
>>27754128
Most don't go for sociopath creepy sex predator fucks like you.
>>27754142
Anon, I appreciate the sentiment but I need a 3D woman. 2D girls can't give me the human warmth I so crave
>>27754182
I'm not a predator. I'm against rape and have never even thought about sexually harassing a woman. I just want a girl to genuinely love me.
>>27754186
Go to club and pay for drink.
Club pay whores money to sit and take drink for sex, so club get more patron and sell more drink. Boom boom with club whore is no problem if you have ching ching in pocket.
Why is life so unfair? If I had gf like pic related and had sex with her on daily basis, I'd be happy and have no problems. Why must women laugh at my misery, /r9k?
>>27754342
Girls are a meme.
Holy shit this wasn't original how could I have possibly known.
Actual femanon here, we probably don't live anywhere near each other but I have innernette friends all over the country who may put out for you. Where you at, anon?
I envy you. I would love to go back to being horny all the time. Looking at vanilla porn is pretty boring now, and I refuse to search for hardcore shit. So Im just "meh" all the time.
Seriously, if I could get a boner from nowhere, just by randomly thinking about tits during my day, I would be so happy.
I want my hormones back.
>>27754361
You do boom boom for ching ching?
>>27754361
Area 212. If you're lying like one of the anons above then don't bother
>>27753333
desperate virgin quads checked
look at it just calling for you
>>27754369
You don't know what you're saying anon. Its a curse not a blessing. I wish I could turn off my hormones so I don't have to feel this pain.
tfw had sex with my gf this morning
hire a hooker or something. If you want to hug and have human warmth, they have that sort of thing you know.
>>27754395
I have a friend who lives in the 570 area if you're willing to make the drive. She a little on the fat ass side but I'm sure she'd put out if you're sweet and disease free
>>27754415
Please stop teasing me anon. My cock can't take it anymore. It's like a girl says she's going to suck me dry but the moment she touches the tip, she pulls away and laughs at me. I hate that feel. The feel of blue balls.
>>27754481
How fat? I can take chubby girls but I don't want to risk her crushing me if she rolls over on the bed
>>27754323
>some drunk slav thinks the US is like whatever shitty eastern european he's from where every girl will suck your dick for a raw potato
>he's probably named Ivan or Igor
>>27754557
She's 5'8" 210 lbs.
>>27754591
throw that whale back in the ocean
>>27754591
Sorry, it's just not worth the risk.
>>27754591
>5'8
>210 pounds
Those sweet soft fat rolls
>that sweet pussy
Just make sure she showers before hand kek>>27754557
>>27754628
That's fine, anon. It was just another ruse by me, the anon from before with the other ruse. May you have blue balls for the remainder of your life
>>27754591
>She's 5'8" 210 lbs.
I had the same weight as her until I worked out like crazy and now I'm a skelly. What's her excuse?
>>27754882
Please stop teasing me. I already had a terrible experience about people teasing me.
>Be me about to graduate high school
>Gorgeous 10/10 was my friend for whole year even thought I was autistic, she said she found it "cute"
>Crushed hard on her
>She showed signs of liking me back
>"Anon, come over to my house after graduation"
> I go to her house after shitty graduation
>I open her bedroom door
>There I see her, having sex with two Chads in bed
>"Why?"
>"I never loved you anon, I just befriended you so I could copy on you during exams"
>"I only like guys with huge dicks not small ones like yours"
> She starts sucking a chads dick while giving the other a hand job
> I mad dash out of the house
> I cried myself to sleep that night
>>27755065
>10/10
>2 chads
Only 2 chads? Must have been a 6 at most, she couldn't have gotten a lot more if she were even a 9.
>>27753182
hire a whore you idiot
>>27755220
No anon I want to be with a girl that has sex with me bc she loves me. I know that some women are cruel but not all of them. If I hire a whore she'll only fuck me for the money. And many whores are ugly, both in appearance and personality.
>>27755305
Ah, the Beta King wants to have his cake and eat it! HAHA! For no effort whatsoever! HAHA!
Is your pride more important than pussy? In that case imagine dying without ever having inserted your dick in one! Feels good, doesn't it, cuck boy? What now? Still too precious and honorable to fuck a whore who "doesn't weawy wuvv you?"
>>27753182
Is that pic even real?
>>27755387
Yes, I'll keep my pride. I know that one day I'll meet a girl that actually loves me. I feel pity for you and other men that have given up on finding someone they love and drown themselves in cheap whores and empty sex
>>27753182
buy ultra realistic sex doll, and heat up with warm towels or something. play moaning playlist.
I don't get OP. If you really want to get laid just go out. Hit up a bar or a club, get a couple of drinks and flirt with some girls. Then go home with one of them. It's not rocket science.
>>27755562
>I'll die if I don't get pussy soon
>Yes, I'll keep my pride.
>I feel pity for you.
You don't see a contradiction in those statements anywhere, do you?
What anon here is trying to say is that you can't claim to be deathly desperate for pussy and reject the option of paying a woman for sex at the same time.
That's a very hypocritical statement and it demeans other robots who are actually desperate for sex and are willing to shun their pride for it.
>>27755625
>Hit up a bar or a club, get a couple of drinks and flirt with some girls. Then go home with one of them
It's not that simple anon.
>>27754006
this is op's face right now
>>27755708
It can be. Pussy doesn't fall from the sky right on your dick, and no gf will appear out of thin air in your place. You got to put yourself out there and try.
>>27755662
Why am I being hypocritical? Am I desperate for pussy? Yes. Will I sleep with whores? No. I think that none of the robots here deserve the same fate as me. I want to believe that we can all get pussy while keeping our pride
>>27755625
Are girls normally willing to have sex in a hotel? Where do normies get laid?
>>27753687
Are you daft?
>>27755597
> heat up with warm towels or something.
Human warmth cannot be replicated by machines or other artificial means. This is the reason we still companionship in others
>>27755881
Let me rephrase that
>Am I desperate for pussy? Yes.
>Will I take pussy that is offered to me, albeit for money? No.
It just doesn't sound logical. You were also starting to babble about some psychotic bullshit, that sounded something like "finding a girl who has sex with you because she loves you" (wtf lol). Either you don't know that women (with a very small exception) are incapable of love and love things only for the status and appearance it gives them, or you need psychological help.
>>27755911
It depends on the circumstances. It is the easiest if one of you has their own place.
>>27755972
Anon I was the one who posted this earlier:
>Be me about to graduate high school
>Gorgeous 10/10 was my friend for whole year even thought I was autistic, she said she found it "cute"
>Crushed hard on her
>She showed signs of liking me back
>"Anon, come over to my house after graduation"
> I go to her house after shitty graduation
>I open her bedroom door
>There I see her, having sex with two Chads in bed
>"Why?"
>"I never loved you anon, I just befriended you so I could copy on you during exams"
>"I only like guys with huge dicks not small ones like yours"
> She starts sucking a chads dick while giving the other a hand JOB
> I mad dash out of the house
> I cried myself to sleep that night
I'm no stranger to women being cruel, however, I haven't given up hope on them and know that only a handful of them are like that. That's why I don't want to have sex with a whore and I'm still looking for a gf
Are there any recordings where you can see how normies manage to get laid?
I know about "pick up videos", but what do you do after that? Is there somewhere where I can see the whole process?
>>27753293
are you seriously asking such a retard question?
it's animal instinct to breed. that's the most basic instinct you have.
>>27756067
Yes, it's called infield footage. Check out a guy called "Todd Valentine" on youtube.
>>27756067
Some things you got to figure out by yourself.
>>27756057
>I haven't given up hope on them and know that only a handful of them are like that.
>know
You know? You, of all people? How? What information and what source do you have for this? You haven't read dozens of other stories exactly like that on here?
Your prospective gf has a 1 in a million chance of not having sex with you for material gain, i.e. being a de facto prozzie.
>>27756160
You're right, I don't know but rather I'd like to believe in hope. Believing in cynicism and darkness will ruin you. Look at this board, so many robots that have given up hope and go to brothels yet they do not feel happiness. This is bc true happiness does not come from meaningless sex. Sometimes I feel like I'm a wide eyed idealist in a broken world.
>>27753182
Time for you to get a hooker son
Perform a dance for the Fertility goddess Isis in the middle of a hail of locusts and you will get what you receive
>>27756254
Empty sex does not give you satisfaction, but it doesn't destroy you either unless you feel very strongly about it.
If anything, once you experience how disappointing it is, you'll stop craving it and you'll be able to concentrate on the more important aspects of finding the right relationship and the right person.
>>27756105
Thanks man, I'm checking some of his videos now. Clubs look like unbearable places, almost depressing.
>>27753182
Jesus, that body is literally 10/10
>>27753182
I can not find a woman with a body better than that. Great hips. Great boob size.perfect skin. and a nice face. god why cant i fuck a woman with just those qualities.
>>27756325
Why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone by getting a gf that loves you and has sex with you? Maybe I'm just too much of a die hard idealist, I'm the kind of guy who would only go to a brothel to try to convince the girls to stop prostituting themselves
>>27756088
>that's the most basic instinct you have.
Hey shitwad. You're throwing out instincts like breathing and the need for food and water,
>>27756572
If you think you can manage, be my guest. Just be careful and don't trust appearances.
>>27755625
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT WITH YOUR SHITTY ADVICE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27753182
>I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember
Hmmmm
>>27754573
>where every girl will suck your dick for a raw potato
Lel
>>27754395
Know any women in the 519/226/416/647 area?
>>27756894
Sorry but I'm OP. The guy who said was a girl was a scam and I don't know any women in the are, hence why this thread was born
