The happening has happened.
Earth is fucked.
You are doomed to roam the wastelands.
Assemble your party from the survivors.
Pick ONE from each row.
shoe is side
>bushmaster
>doctor
>norseman
>redneck
>>27750771
Can't i just go alone?
I don't trust any of these faggots
The Collector - Ammunition for protection and food obviously.
Jewish Doctor - Medical help (duh)
The Little Nikita- small can hide and scout areas and can kill people
Otaku- likely a nerd, probably has useful knowledge about things.
How's my squad guys? Good yes/no?
>>27750771
>Mechanic
>Operator
>Gym Bunny
>Redneck
>mechanic
>jav modeldoctor
>norseman
>redneck
wasnt even hard, the others are trash
>bushmaster
>dog
>MPDG
>norseman
Best team right there
>teacher
need a living functional fleshlight
>dog
human's ultimate bro/can help hunt or be food
>norseman
incase i get tired of talking to the dog
>stacey
human shield potential lover due to the implications
>>27750771
Virgin so I can have my waifu
Operator so he can kill shit and train me and I don't have to worry about him stealing the virgin
The OG so we don't have to deal with niggers and have a loyal companion
Teen Stacey so I don't have to worry about the OG going for the virgin leaving her to me
pubes master
operaper
breasts
and either hideo or scatman
>>27750771
The Bushmaster
The Operator
The Little Nikita
The Teen Stacey
>Bushmaster
Good for survival, he might not like people, but hopefully he'd still help us out.
>the Jew
Might be a Jew, but doctors are important.
Alternatively, the milf would be a good choice. The doctor would probably have limited capability if we tried to live out in the woods, and the Bushmaster and Norseman would probably know enough first aid to perform on par. MILF would keep the guys from getting ornery while also providing the benefit of motherly care.
>Norseman
I would pick the OG, but I'd plan on staying away from urban areas and living off the land in desolate woods, so protection against hostile groups isn't as necessary assuming we can get away from civilization easy enough. Norsemans hunting skills would help, and male companionship would be nice.
>Teen Stacey
There needs to be at least one female. If Stacey doesn't like how we do things, she can shut the fuck up and starve.
>>27750771
Bushmaster
Doggo
Sub-Operator
Teen Stacy for gangraping
No.4 is feminazi zombie bait because I'm the otaku neet lolicon and two will be too much.
>>27751133
>male companionship would be nice.
>>27750771
>mechanic
>operator
>norseman or gym bunny, can't decide
>otaku
Virgin
MILF
Sub-Operator
Stacy
>The Mechanic
Will be the most help.
>The Jewish Doctor
You gotta have someone with some medical expertise.
>The Norseman
Will keep team spirit at a good level. I would pick The Little Nikita but she seems like she would kill you in an instant if you pissed her off even the slightest amount.
>The Master Otaku
All the other options are worse and he probably knows a lot of things no one else does from being on the internet all the time.
>>27751200
>not wanting brotherly friendship and comraderie
Enjoy going insane having to deal with women's bullshit or total isolation. Besides, 2 out of 4 of my group are already girls.
>>27750771
>Male Model
>Operator
>loli killer
>Master Otaku
The male model is bait for the faggot soldier.
Then I chill with my fellow cowardly waste of human space and the loli killer can hang out out with us too if she wants.
>The Virgin
for waifu reasons
>The Operator
for protection, and he won't fuck the virgin
>Gym Bunny
So I get a second girl if virgin doesn't work out, and extra protection
>The Manchild
comedic relief
>>27750771
>implying any of these people would want my useless ass around
>the bushmaster
not the mechanic because the world is fucked. No need for technology
>the operator
You know in case of zombies and other threatening companies. Jewish doctor is 70. Will end up having to look after him
>the gym bunny
is a medic
> teen stacy
a source for reproduction will be needed
only logical selection
>>27751508
>Operator won't fuck the vergin
Sorry what
>mechanic - keeps our settlement running and us alive
>operator - protects us from zombies/bandits/animals/whatever
>gym bunny - good for protection/general labor and also eventual repopulation
>redneck - good at gathering food and likely knows surroundings/ can help protect
>>27750771
Roll me fuckers
>>27751750
>aggressively homosexual
I bet he hates women too.
>>27751508
Operator wouldn't fuck the virgin, he'd fuck you.
>>27750771
>bushmaster
>operator
Survival of group
>gymbunny
>stacy
Survival of mankind
>>27750771
>woman
>stronger then 90% of guys
I keked
>>27750771
Are these things just designed to make us feel bad or something?
>>27750771
The Mechanic
The Operator
The I.T Guy
The Teen Stacey
>the Virgin
>the Operator
>the I.T. Guy
>the Master Otaku
I'd wait for the Otaku and the I.T. Guy compete for the Virgin. After they fall in love with their qt pure waifu, I'd abuse her and dare them to stop me. I'd completely humiliate them and crush their self-esteem. When the fun was over, I'd leave them for dead and go off with the operator.
>tfw I am The Collector
>>27750771
The mechanic
The jewish doctor
The little spy
Master otaku
Easy, I win everything.
>thinking you can repopulate the earth with one or two girls
Y'all are dumb.
>>27750771
The Mechanic
The MILF
The Norseman
The Master Otaku
Almost chose the rapper cause he could freestyle for us but he'd probably rape the MILF so. Besides Otaku will be fun to hang out with.
>>27750771
1.
Something to go along this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw7mrD_Q_zA
the bushmaster
the dog
the gym bunny
the otaku
>>27750771
>The Bushmaster
>The Mechanic
>The Operator
>The Norseman
Mechanic: Basically, the most useful asset in utility
Operator: Having a really strong soldier as you main force is important
Gym-Bunny: The best option, strong and also a medic, Nikita is also a good option.
Teen Stacey: The least worst option, can be educated to became a somewhat similar 'virgin'
Bushmaster - can help us survive
Operator - can deal with any rogues after as, doctor is too old and wouldn't be much help without equipment
Gym bunny - Only girl who's isn't just a human fleshlight
Nigga - We can make fire tracks together, redneck would be second choice but he might rape me
>>27750771
>Mechanic
>Doctor
>Gym Bunny
The fourth row is shit tier, but the redneck has he most value. He can probably fix up some shit, so
>Redneck
Mechanic
Operator
Gym bunny
Teen Stacey
Bushmaster
Operator
Gym-bunny
Red-neck
I'm the group's trap boipussy
>>27750771
Mechanic
Operator
OG
Redneck
Ideally operator will target one of the other gents in the group.
The Bushmaster- Good for basic survival. Knows having a team is good for survival and the rest of the group isnt too annoying
The Milf- Secure reproduction and basic medical and emotional care.
Norseman- Chill friend to enjoy life with. Hunting skills good for survival. Will share milf with you.
Redneck- Good for survival, comic relief. Also wont fuck the milf cause of deviant sexual interests.
>>27750771
mechanic
jew doctor
the OG
otaku/redneck
feels like a solid all-around group.
>Male Model
>Operator
>Little Nikita
>Redneck
There we go. That should make for an interesting time.
Operator fucks the Male Model while generally being a total badass. Redneck keeps perving on Little Nikita. Redneck and Operator become bros through hunting. Little Nikita keeps beating up the Male Model but no-one believes him.
>>27752870
>Will share milf
cuck
>mechanic
Will come in handy if my car breaks down or if we found a useful piece of machinery.
>dog
Dog.
>norseman
Sounds like a cool guy.
>redneck
That whole row was shit, I'd rather pick someone that can use a firearm and has wilderness survival skills. I don't have any women in my party anyway.
>>27750771
Mechanic.
Jewish Doctor.
The little Nikita.
Male otaku to make into my husbando.
>Mechanic
>Dog
>OG
>Redneck
I will just take the women, thank you.
>mechanic
>dog
>I.T guy
>negro
Gotta stay as close as possible to the classics.
