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>tfw all of your friends on
>tfw you're just spending your days posting on /r9k/
You mean attention whoring and seeking out validation on r9k.
>>27746758
I'm so glad plath killed herself.
She clearly picked the famous author one. Duh.
>>27746800
>She clearly picked the famous author one
I think being a famous author is one of the easiest ways to be loved/famous and not really feel like it.
Even when your books are semi-popular, it doesn't make you a lot of money, like an upper middle class life if you're insanely lucky.
Nobody recognizes your face, people don't get too worked up about your public appearances.
Doesn't matter we're all gonna die the same fate awaits us all.
>went to facebook
>realized all my friends had died or stopped being my friends
>deleted account because constant reminder of past was caustic
>made new account for employment purposes
>only friends are mom and dad
>>27746758
heyeyhow old are you OP?
>south america
>pyramids of giza
>>27746916
Gavin Aung Than, author of Zen Pencils, is literally retarded.
>>27746916
>africa and south america
>>27746860
>le nihilist
>still posts his brain farts on 4chan.org/r9k hoping someone cares about his opinions
>having a facebook
/soc/ is that way, lightningtits.
>>27746794
I'm not. You know her husband Ted Hughes is recognized by most people as a domestic abuser. Assia Wevill, a Holocaust survivor and Hughes' partner after Sylvia Plath, also ended up committing suicide by gassing herself.
>>27746758
>tfw you have an online bf
>he never leaves his house
>the chances of you two ever meeting irl is close to 0
>mfw i am in love with him
>>27748166
>have... a bf
>>>/soc/
>>27748166
Welp
I wish that was me
>>27746758
>Have every opportunity in life
>Can't choose
>They literally start to fall at your feet
>Sit there and cry instead
>>27748320
>>They literally start to fall at your feet
those are the figs that wrinkled and went black
>>27748320
Their withering and dropping represents the opportunity passing, and it being "too late" to realize those dreams.
>pretend to be male a good 95% of the time
>Make a good friend, let's call him J
>Play vidya with J on almost a daily basis
>met /j/ from /jp/ led to some weird weeb conversations
>talk about the usual /jp/ shit, VNs, touhou, kancolle
>start getting to know eachother personally after 6 months
>decide to tell J i'm a girl, include pictures because he's sent me pictures of himself
>calls me a filthy 3D whore and blocks me
>try to make vidya friends on r9k
>everyone i meet says i'm a scrub with shit taste
>try to make vidya friends on vg
>all hyper normalfags i can't get along with.
No one can fill the void at this point, I guess.
>>27746794
>hating on the best, qtest poet of the 20th century
Run head first into a concrete wall at full speed.
>>27746758
IS THIS A WOMEN HATE THREAD I SMELL???
DON'T MIND IF I DOall caps
>>27748853
Nope
Buy some cats and don't have babies please
>>27748853
What kind of vidya do you play scrub
>>27748853
I'm a bit of a weeb and I don't have a complex with girls, desu
A classici'm so origami these bitches don't even look at me
>>27749047
do you think this would get more or less replies if the comparison were logical
>>27749101
Honestly i don't care, i never liked the bitch, i actually hated her in x men.
She is a terrible actress and a terrible person
>>27749066
Fighting games
Visual Novels
Kancolle
>>27749047
I can't have cats, or i really would.
>>27749138
I don't play any of those
You really are a scrub :^)I'd talk with you anyway if you wanted
>>27746758
When I was getting my BS in business I wrote a term paper on facebook. What I found was that most people actually don't put a realistic version of themselves on facebook.
What you see is, particularly with women, people will go to a place, snap a photo and then leave. A lot of the time if a sporting event photo is taken outside, the person never actually even bought a ticket to go in.
basically
>go to the beach
>take a picture
>leave
>go to bar
>buy one drink
>take picture
>leave
Most of the time for people who post a lot on facebook is actually driving around finding places to take a picture at or sitting at home on facebook.
What you see on facebook is a fiction of an idealized version of a persons life.
>>27749138
wow life really pissed in your mouth there
Just make sure your uterus remains unused so that you can't spread your genes any further.
>>27749138
Isn't kancolle japanese only?
>>27749178
Children are my worst nightmare.
Don't worry, anon. My bloodline ends with me.
>>27749174What's wrong with fighting games though? Guilty Gear is actually pretty complex
>>27749177
People are obsessed with how others perceive them.
They make this perfect image of themselves but reality is very different, OP is a fucking stupid cunt that doesn't understand the psychology of it, if you compare yourself to peers you will always find greener grass on the other side.
I guess stupidity is rampant.
The only thing i see is, people getting married and posting pictures of their ugly kids, you can do a funny experiment, go back when they meet, and scroll through the pictures till the day they get married and move on, look how their faces get progressively sad with every passing year.
It's a fun timekiller
>>27749203
>he doesnt know how to change his cookies to get in
>he doesn't have the kancolle chrome extension
>he doesn't know how to use a VPN connection
>>27748853
waaah poor you
J was right, attention whore
>>27749238
You sum it up really well.
I am trying work on self acceptance / self validation. any tips on working on those and breaking the shakles of relying on others for validation?
You seemed perceptive so I just thought I'd ask your thoughts on the matter
>>27749221
Your instinct of motherhood will override that feeling, and you will start to have the need to nurture and care for something.
It's something you've been doing for long before your bloodline was made, it's an unconscious need, you are programmed to do that, that's your only purpose.
>>27749418
>I am trying work on self acceptance / self validation. any tips on working on those and breaking the shakles of relying on others for validation?
I wish i could help, but it's different for each person, for me it comes from accepting my loneliness and looking at the sun set and rise. I don't seek others validation because my dad wasn't really a strong father figure, he's a typical beta provider, to a mom that is a bitch to deal with, and she always puts him down for things he has no control over.
I try to validate myself by acknowledging that i have limits, and i can only do so much, and if i didn't do enough that's ok.
Life is the constant seek of WANT and humans are meant to be miserable by constantly seeking the toy they want to play, but when they get it, they get bored of it, it's a constant cycle of misery and NEEDS.
Once you understand that, you can move away from relationships and the need for another humans company, it's hard, because we are meant to copulate and spread genes further that's what our subconscious keeps yelling at us.
With a bit of patience and taking a step back ,looking at things from an outsiders perspective, you can see how it's all just cycles.
I work the night shift, so when i end i always pass a small crop field, and there's a couple of benches there, one morning after getting out from work, it was still dark, i sat there and watched the sun come up, and since then if i got the chance i would stay there and look at it.
Puts everything into perspective.Everything i say it's almost bullshit so take it as you will
>>27749203
it is, but you can unse VPN or some shit to enter
>>27748853
would u like some candy C:
fuck off, whore
>>27749758
Nigga I don't give a fuck about your graph.
Ill never, /ever/ let some fucking little parasite drain me of my days playing games all day.
Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey
Time for some art
>>27746758
>be of female specimen
>cannot grasp the simple concept of choice and compromise
Oh Gee I am surprised.
>>27749856
Good for you anon.
Be free
>>27746758
>going on facebook
If you're not a newfug on facebook, you don't have enough gaynal sex for this rollercoaster ride bb. 2 sorry 4 u. Looks like all you skanquity fembobs can go /facebook/ for your chads
>>27748320
are you a real fish
Asking because I am a trout
M/21/pacific
>tfw no r9k gf
>tfw will never have steam gf because apparently grills just don't play dota
>inb4 get out of fembot thread (even more rejection)
Since these threads are usually empty and meaningless i hope some art cheers you up anons,You attention whores vixen lifesucking succubusses need to get some culture
>>27749243
>he doesn't have the kancolle chrome extension
>chrome
>>27750114
it won't change anything.
Your needs will amplify and you will want to touch and feel her.
Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o-er wrought heart and bids it break.
Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it
>>27746996
>states existential fact
>holy shit u fuckin nihilist why are u so depressing
not him btw
The venom clamors of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.
One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace.
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.
>>27748166
IS THAT A PEKINGESE? I LOVE THOSE DOGS! I HAVE ONE AND IT'S CUTE!
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.
Tfw no jewess gf who lives in the southeast United States
Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.
Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.
>>27750954
Did she ever email you?
>>27751134
No but I'm not that anon. I'm another anon who missed out on his chance
>>27751165
I'm sure she'll be around again eventually. Assuming she's real to begin with.
The secret to humor is surprise.
>>27751218
The secret to humor is flaw.
>>27746758
Fuck off """""""""""fembot"""""""""""""
Female robots don't exist.
>>27751250
Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.
Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another.
I am a fatally flawed humean bean! : - DD I don't even have the attention span required to make friends. Even internet ones. I have spent 90+ hours of this week in a music streaming room, probably 20+ hours doing other related things, and the rest of the hours (which arent many) split up into doing actually productive things like chores or studying for my upcoming AP exams. Over half my week whittled away in a chatroom/stream, making small talk (or sleep deprived schizobabble), simply because it takes less mental effort than talking to people who might actually care about me.
Everywhere I turn I fuck up. Or embarrass myself. Or hurt someone. Or make someone feel full of hatred. This is probably a fuck up, because it will look fake. As if I'm trying purposefully for the people/person I'm talking about to see this and feel bad and tell me again "no, no, it's okay, I understand, I'm sorry I made you feel that way." It's not okay. It's not okay to neglect people, with or without an explanation.
I am not worth anyone's time and I think it's time I accepted that. I wish I could make the people who think I'm anything less than a trashcan for their precious minutes, hours, days, understand that. I will continue to do any small procrastinating thing that keeps the sadness away even if it means I will hate myself that much more later on for sabotaging my own life. I submit. I'll stop lying to myself. I'm past the age where habits are developed and ingrained into your neural pathways. I'll be like this forever. It doesn't matter anymore if it really is the fatigue from depression or if it's like everyone else tells me and I'm just a lazy piece of shit. It's the same outcome. There's no hope...B-but it's whatever.
>>27751588
>but what ever
>give me attention
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.Don't fall for the 3d
>>27751638
If I wanted attention I could make a tumblr in about three seconds, post this there and over-tag it with shit like "depression, suicide, killing myself, i want to die, i hate myself, anixety, ptsd, schizophrenia, triggering," et-fucking-cetera and probably have about 30 messages of support, encouragement, and ass-kissing in my messages within the hour. That's the exact reason I posted it here. Because I still needed to bitch about it but surprise surprise, I don't actually want to hear anyone's reaction to it. I just wanted it off my mind.
I know there's no convincing people like you who come to these threads just to say the same thing to everyone, but it's the truth.
Nice art/quotes.
>realize women are garbage
>get away from society
>realize you can't live without them
>make your own perfect waifu
>live happily ever after
>>27749138
>>27749138
>Fighting games
>Visual Novels
>Kancolle
No wonder nobody likes you.
>>27751772
>I know there's no convincing people like you who come to these threads just to say the same thing to everyone
You are absolutely rightLove is a serious mental disease.
>>27751588
>upcoming AP exams
Hmmm
>>27748166
>at orthodontist
>girl is getting her braces of
>she asks me if I'm on ok Cupid
>I am
>says she saw me on it
>say that I haven't checked it for a while because I haven't been on the dating scene for a while
>"Oh"
Why do I sabotage myself every time?
>>27751884
Oh, and I get thirsty 26 year olds commenting on my profile, I'm 22.
...Who could refrain,
That had a heart to love, and in that heart
Courage to make love known?
False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
>>27749243
>chrome
LOL botnet. idiot.
>>27751588
You're fine. If you're both a lazy piece of shit and smart enough handle AP classes you'll end up okay. You'll grow out of the worst of it.
Not to say it may not seem bleak to you. I'm sure it feels like you're the single worst person ever or something but it's not going to last. And there nothing wrong with wanting acknowledgment, the sooner you realize that the better.
>tfw no slightly qt nerdy virgin robot boy to deflower and teach about sex
so unsatisfied
Come what come may, time and the hour run through the roughest day
>>27751588
You seem a lot like me and even write like me, anon. High Function Autism by any chance? I've pretty much accepted and embraced my loneliness at this point.
Anyhow, I started to play music instead of just listening and it opened up my life up completely. If you haven't you should try - buy a harmonica and remember you will SUCK for like 3 months then be shitty, then get decent, then good, then in 2 years or so you woah people. You seem like a musical person if you're listening to that much of it you should try if you haven't
O, full of scorpions is my mind
>>27752081
the feeliest of feels m'lady
*tips pubes shaved into shape of fedora*
Cure her of that! Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased, pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow, raze out the written troubles of the brain, and with some sweet oblivious antidote cleanse the stuffed bosom of that perilous stuff which weighs upon her heart.
>>27752081
Semen demon crazy bitch detected. Literally mortifying
t. Qt nerdy virgin robot boy
Angels are bright still, though the brightest fell.
Though all things foul would wear the brows of grace,
Yet Grace must still look so
Why do the most average looking girls expect their life to be like some kind of romantic comedy? "oh I'll just be a writer living in a nice apartment in lower Manhattan and I'll meet a guy that looks like robert pattinson and we'll fall in love and everything will be amazing". These girls need to seriously grow up, real life is not a joke. 99.9% of people are not living fairy tale lives. Prince charming is not coming to sweep you off your feet and drive off with you in his range rover. The expectations of these spoiled bitches are out of this world.
Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the green one red.
And nothing is, but what is not
Your cause of sorrow must not be measured by his worth, for then it hath no end.
Tis safter to be that which we destroy
Than by destruction dwell in doubtful joy
There is nothing serious in Mortalitynot orginial enough
>>27753020
do you need a hug dude
>>27753074
The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him...
>>27746758
Don't fall for it anon. The people on facebook are nearly as happy as their profiles will lead you to believe. They only put things up that make them look good to seem they live a very happy life. That's literally what this entire social media culture is about now.
You're comparing only the best things you see from their life to only the bad things that happen in your life you hate. Don't let your jewish mind fool you.
A little water clears us of this deed.
He shall spurn fate, scorn death, and bear
His hopes 'bove wisdom, grace and fear:
And you all know, security
Is mortals' chiefest enemy.
Nothing in his life became him like leaving it
Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.
Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.
This doesnt need to be a fembot thread
Thats not an exclusively female thing OP
>>27746758
>woe is me I can't decide.
Brevity is the soul of wit.again not too original
>Fembots
I want this meme to die... Most women stop being "fembots" once they are older than 21 years.
Also, the "le get a hobby" is a great meme too. I listen to a lot of music, go to concerts, draw comics, play guitar and piano yet women still treat me like i'm a vermin.
Ironically, non-hipster girls are the ones that are usually more kind towards me while the ones that share my interests treat me like a putrefact corpse.
I don't like pleb girls cause there is no point in having a relationhsip with somoene that doesn't share a single interest with you but godamn... those "artsy" girls are pure cancer
>>27753610
Sorry to hear that anon.
Don't fall for it , women cannot understand art, they are merely a subject, it's not intended for them
>>27746758
>friends
>claims to be a robot
Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
>>27753610
>baaw waaw girls like me but I only want le perfect woman
Fuck you guitar Chad, I have hobbies too, I go outside a lot, yet NO girls show interest in me, I feel like I'm inivisible even pleb 1/10 uggos seem to be out of my league
>>27753821
not him
but i think you need to be a nigger.
Women seem to love them
>>27753875
damn, looks like she went out and grabbed the first black person she saw which was coincidentally some hobo waiting in line for the soup kitchen
>>27753948
Remeber Dark Triad traits are your friends
All you need is the worst possible character traits ever to be known to man, women love that shit
>>27754003
>>27753875
Disgusting nigger lover
Any girls want to be steam friends with another girl?
pls respond ;_;
>>27754067
it's a common theme
>>27754074
No, now fuck off
>>27754067
Still makes me kek
>>27749101
Found the triggered redditor
So desperate for attention
>>27749177
Exactly, we're only seeing highlights. These highlights make it seem as if they have much more fullfiling lives than they do.
>>27746758
WOW THAT MUST BE SO HARD FOR YOU ANON
POSTING ON R9K AND NOT LEADING AN EXCITING LIFE ON FACKBOOK
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS BAIT HAVE SO MANY REPLIES
>>27752468
Competitive toasty roastie detected
>>27747155
>Ted Hughes is recognized by most people as a domestic abuser.
There is exactly zero evidence of this yet nutjobs used this accusation to torture and berate the guy for yeas and years. Kindly stfu and go back to Tumblr.
>>27748853
Based J
The fuck were thinking trying to woo a man from /jp/?
Those faggots are hardcore 2D worshippers
Also, there was no reason for you to tell him your gender, you dumb bitch.
Hope you get shot desu
>that pic
>a womans worst problem is choosing which successful life to lead
girls LITERALLY CAN'T BE ROBOTS
>>27746758
Your imaginations aren't that impressive Or entertaining, I doubt you have any of the ability too do any of those dreams you have because you have shit dreams
